/brit/

Happy Yom HaShoah edition

people record themselves having sex so they can watch it and see how they look

The ukrainian government is like if you transported a typical group of Jewish thugs from a 1930s SR to 2025. The number of daily atrocities they commit against "their own" (not really) people can't be covered up forever, eventually Ukrainians will fight back.

giving absolute hell to my holly whilloughby sex arse with deluxe comfort-feel bumhole

how would you feel if your girl went on social media to post some shit like this about you?

they could upload my sex tapes to Vine

right that's usa into the filter list, sorry chaps

My wife? She would never.

he sounds like a scumbag

The axiom of Judeo-American imperial logic since WW2: Japan and Germany must be kept weak so that the white and yellow man can never rise again. But now Russia and China have risen in Germany and Japan's place, on some level due to Jews perceiving Slavs and Hans as the lowest of their respective races. This underestimation is bringing their end!

Nobody cares man why do you keep reposting the same off topic boring nonsense day in day out just to samefag it with more of the same get a hobby im begging you

Watch gay porn

airing dirty laundry on social media is very disloyal and low class behavior so I'd get rid of a girl who did it

you're so sublime

Daughter of Israeli Minister of settlement Orit Strook, filed a police complaint in Italy accusing her parents and one brother of sexually assaulting her.

you pinched this from our friends in /ita/
go and apologise to them now!

my jav torrent which had limited seeds just finished

My Gio Scotti folder is reaching a dangerous size.

Can't decide which decade was the peak of British society. the 1900s or the 1930s.

50% of Republicans or lean Republicans under 50 hold an outright -unfavorable- view of Israel A ~27%~ gap with over 50s in the same affiliation

1900s before WW1 was definitely the peak

bouta finna hit town up

anyone out laking dobby?

Who are the other guys?

MATE fuck off with this shit, go post in /cum/ or Anon Babble

you more of a profa man are you?

why? everything is shut now

One contributing factor to the disappearance of Antifa filth, besides the Jews defunding and deplatforming them, is that a lot of them have either died or gone to prison. All minorities responsible here should be given honorary Aryan status!

planning a nice early night. hot bath, fresh pyjamas, got me lavender bed spray and maybe a wank all completed hopefully before 9pm

no its not people are doing things for bank hol

I go to bed at 6PM as I have to be up at 01:30AM to prepare for my 4AM toil shift.

How fucking fat are you that you need more than 3 hours to get ready for work? Do you have a team that bathes you?

sounds grim, at least it gets you up in the morning

toil tomorrow morning

manager who always bitches about me and does my warnings is on

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coworker told me he's from bangladesh i thort he said he's banged the desk long story short HR had a word hahaaaa

bank holiday tomorrow mate
also wrong trip

China will win trade war because their political system is superior to American liberalism. The Chinese system is designed so capital serves the nation/race first, in America the nation serves capital and the Jewish minority race first. Xi Jinping is already instructing the People's Bank to pivot to support domestic ventures while Trump has to beg the shadowy controllers of the privately owned federal reserve for an audience to maybe consider not sinking his new trade policy.

1:30 am to 4:00 am is 2.5 hours not more than 3 hours

its over for you lass

sling your mud

I'm not fat at all.

I get up, piss, cook a nutritious breakfast, eat it while browsing /brit/, do the dishes, poo, shave, shower, dry off, dress, eat a bowl of cereal carbs, brush my teeth, browse for 10 more mins then drive to work.

Yeah it's not so bad. Would be worse if I had a social life / was a normie etc but I go through life alone so it makes little difference going to bed early / getting up early.

Sacked tranny got him on the ropes

Porn is evil and should be banned.

True

Pot noodle for dinner. I guess............

Alri lads?
Woke up a bit early today from the cans
They were nice but this night I shan't have the cans. Even if it is a bank holiday

forbidden? naughty.

bang out of order

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can hardly be arsed to get on the computer. reckon soon i'll just wake up and stare at the wall for 18 hours a day

why did we import millions of these gormless freaks

I work bank holidays sometimes mate.

Yeah...not looking good. I've got a target on my back. I feel calmer about it now. Was a bit frantic just after the second warning happened last Wednesday.

Get on the cans

it would be rude not to

this is what my gf looks like when she's wearing her hairnet thing

hello lad don't become an alcoholic or it won't be fun anymore

Are you Irish diaspora?

is sleeping on a soft malleable bed surface better for the back or a more stern rigid one is better? no pillow involved

we're here, we're queer, get used it

If a black person's hand is itchy, can they use the brillo pad on their head to scratch their itch?

no. rich elderly whites who pluck young african housewives out of the gambia diaspora.

im very used to it by now

how do you make friends? everyone seems to be into things that i just don't care about. need to find some degenerate incel freaks that i might actually get along with

sleep in a bin me

Consume incel content and designate myself as an incel even though I've actually had sex with several different women I just got severe mental health half-way through uni that destroyed my life and I turned into an utter virgin freak as a result
So yeah, I'm basically an incel

i'll tug you off if you get sacked. Might make you feel better petal x

Why are you attracted to them? Are you visually impaired?

Bit dangerous that, lad

Good advice, lad

mate come on
asked chat gpt and the cunt answered a mattress that's half supple half rigid

Kino.

*knock knock*

hello sir i would like to talk to you about the teachings of islam, are you interested?

what do you do?

font

right

will never marry a woman or have kids and i've come to accept that
my last name dies with me

not much visual attraction, all personality. you will not find a woman more dedicated to you and your happiness, keeping a home proper, and making home cooked food every day.

lads do you consider me one of you if my dad is english but my mum is indian?

no i don;t like godsquadders *slams the door shut*

so a non-committal answer as usual because it's a brainless automaton

I like BBQ ribs and alcohol too much, sorry luv

it did settle on rigid after i pressed him a little

Why not join the JWs? Men who join can date up and younger

a woman out unaccompanied by a man? I would perform an honour execution on the spot and her family would thank me

come in and tell me about it over a bacon butty and a daiquiri

inglish

why do you care, stop being so insecure

Alri, Muslim Sadhbh? you can talk to me about the Muslims all you like, love. Just remember, stay the fuck away from my cans

The little Indian fella pretending to be the AI behind ChatGPT must hate me

Are you being serious?
Hell NO

yeah no
some JW with the name malaponte, he'd be picked on in school nonstop

kill yourself heathernonce

no, but at least you're not welsh

soz luv too busy having a gay bacon orgy with my idf squadron to talk now, maybe l8r

he only wants to embrace your culture and be your friend forever

No and I'd tell any kids I had with a non-white the same

why is your head wrapped in a blanket

browsing Anon Babble for boipucci

not a million years

Send leftypol to fight for Pakistan if they love mohammed and islam so much.

lads would you consider me one of you if my dad is english but my mum is italian?

medium to small chebs

used to post my knoboid there for ratings

only if i can shag your mum

lads
if I use any sort of shampoo other than head and shoulders, I get dandruff all over the place

why do some people get it and some don't?
am I dying?

Why would you have a kid with a non-white? You'd just be polluting the gene pool further by unleashing more mutt bio warfare into society

lads would you consider me one of yours if my dad is from Yorkshire and my mum is also from Yorkshire?

strong genes
roman-latin-anglo-germanic-saxon-celtic Ubermensch you are

'

Some people are desperate or have weird racial fetishes and think with their dicks

jokes on you my dick is smarter than my brain

No, but less gross than the half Indian

yes i know but why not have sex with a dog or get into BDSM? why create another life who will forever be confused and not have any identity and be bitter because of looking like a freak

this
wilbert has never led me astray

really unfunny

sir saqid khan

I don't care about the gene pool every producing man will have his legitimate heirs and his bastards entitled to nothing never to be thought of or contacted while he is still alive.

They probably believe in hybrid vigor or some shit

you've cultivated an endogenous colony of antifungal-resistant yeasts on your scalp that are so strong now they can never allow a healthy skin microbiome so you will have dandruff until you die

Can all of you read every word of this and give me your thoughts ?

WHITE LIVES MATTER BURNLEY

If your father was English that makes you English in my opinion

yeah that's right vanessa shave that cat shave it good

need his paki head in a hydraulic press

A white child would always take precedence over a brown child

the worlds most beautiful non white woman doesn't hold a candle to the best looking white woman

if you feel at home in england and act like an english person then you are english or honary english. it's really as easy as that. this is the difference between big man tyrone (honary english) and any random muslin child who was born here from muslim parents who were also born here who care genuinely about islam and the war in the middle east. completely non-english. big man tyrone has a strong african accent, was born in central africa, and loves the UK and english values and wants to be english and acts english and respects england and the english way. he is honarary english so his children will be english by being raised english. 99.9% of muslims in the UK, I would daresay 100% but I can't know, talk in british accents but care about islam above all which is fundementally non-british in it's values, seek political power to force britain to act differently, and care about issues happening in their homeland which they openly consider their homeland, not the UK. it's really not complex at all, in fact it's as simple as it looks on the surface. just not quite as shallow as simply looking at skin color and accents. it's not as simple as I'm saying 'I'm english because I love england and want to be here', but it as simple as saying 'I'm english because I respect england and act like it'.

your are reyt weird

Your opinion counts for nothing

Cole Palmer, sort your barnet out.

blog on

this is what jewish women ACTUALLY look like...

zoomers be like yeah millenials are soyjaks
but then zoomers be like: i havent touched a womans hand in my life

absolutely not

british indians are still british you mongs

t. polish immigrant

I am still reeling from the fact I am a quarter Asian which is why I look asian

Also, what's Timmy going to do if his brown girlfriend gets pregnant? Rip the mutt from inside her belly?
He will feebly go along with it like the Timmy he is

cute

t. diaspora

its true though, I have Anglo-Saxon surname and haplogroup, I speak English as a native tongue, you wouldn't guess I'm 90% Welsh because my paternal line is English which dominates my personality and culture

the mixed race mongrels are yapping about haplogroups again...

takeaway: eaten
spaff: wanked
dished: cleaned
smelly bedroom: organised
shower: had
beer: downed
i have nothing else to do with the rest of this fine evening

I have Anglo-Saxon surname and haplogroup

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We've seen how your women behave here with their racemixing ways
Slavs are the biggest racemixers on planet earth

I am still reeling from the fact I am a quarter Asian which is why I look asian

the mixed race mongrels are yapping about haplogroups again...

any brun-shifted bell-beaker north atlantid insular celtoid man in

need anti-miscegenation laws back NOW

its true though, I have Anglo-Saxon surname and haplogroup, I speak English as a native tongue, you wouldn't guess I'm 90% Welsh because my paternal line is English which dominates my personality and culture

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i really doubt he knows what a haplogroup is

aye

v cute

you LOVE to see it

zoomers shit themselves whenever they see a £50 note

I have 3 kids and I don't even remember having sex. I'm a neet living with my parents in my 30s and my kids are now old enough to realize how pathetic their father is. Thing is I don't even remember how I made these kids ffs, you would think at least I would have a fond memory of penis in vagina but nope.

I've only seen a £50 note once irl, proper povvo I am haha xx

Welsh, English, Scottish
All one people

I hate games where you have to read. If I wanted to read, I'd read a book

using cash ever

2025

might get one of those small air con units with the cheeky venting pipe out the window
flatberg is getting toasty you see

uh no sweetie English people are from Germany and Denmark

Serious question: when you see a mixed race person acting in a non-British way and especially a dangerous way, typically a half black man acting rude and out of control like he's grown up with black culture and leaned into a black identity, then sure you don't like him. But if you meet a mixed race person acting perfectly British - think of a less comical version of Moss from the IT crowd - does the color of his skin seriously continue to be a problem for you? If so, why?

These types swoon for loudmouth blacks

got $20,912.04 to my name, im 26
what about you lads?

/brit/ isn't a book but you still read it, stupid thick monkey

these hyper pale ginger girls are the absolute best for interracial porn, the colour contrast is peng genuinely makes me cum in about 90 seconds watching some fat arsed ginger pawg getting blacked

isn't that basically homelessness in america? y'all nibbas on like $300k a year

fucking hell mate
I hope you’re lying

woman moment

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32 got about £14,000. currently unemployed and living with dadberg.

only drug dealers use 50s

i just like friendly people don't care what skin colour they have

sauce?

Some boomer said I was a tax dodger because I used cash to pay for a pint

in my experience mixed race people are even worse than the proper blacks, they're more intelligent but also more resentful and confused about their identity, making them very dangerous

good lad. I am positive culture is to blame for everything and skin color, or more specifically genetics, mean almost nothing at all and what differences they would make to a person's behavior in a vaccum are negligible.

still very hungover

What if you used coins to pay for a pint but you dropped one in the glass and you drank the coin

30
about £90k (would've been >£100k had your president not destroyed the market)

fucking hell mate

I hope you’re lying

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slag I know

Were you on the cans, lad?

when i worked in a shop we flat out refused to accept £50 notes because they want to get all the change in the till, and the risk of fake notes was apparently too high

Think it's about £55k atm. 28

My life's a damn movie!

I make 50k a year and thats a decent wage around where I live

did you ever wank in the storeroom to pass the time?

a box office bomb

Yes they're good too

850 dollars

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florence pugh makes me shoot ropes

Jade Damarell died after falling 10,000ft from a plane without her parachute opening

Jade, 32, had successfully completed over 400 jumps but died last Sunday when she hit the ground without deploying her parachute. Initially thought to be a horrific accident, her skydiving club later disclosed that it was a "deliberate act", citing information from the police who found a note indicating her intentions.

A friend of Jade's said: "This wasn't an accident. We believe she intended to take her life, sadly. She chose not to open her parachute and she landed on her back.

Bit dramatic

ok

How do you hide it from the DWP?

no but i raided their crisps and energy drinks while sitting around doing nothing for hours lol

don't know what the DWP is

This is correct

kinda based

Gotta get a Portuguese gf pronto

enjoyed her chebbers in oppenheimer
got a naughty lob on in the cinema

my bedroom is overflowing with gold bullion

Brazil police thwart bomb attack on Lady Gaga concert

who would want to bomb gaga? taylor swift extremists?

Is she hiding her face because she's a chink? Don't blame her if so

hs?

Why are they like this?

You seen how these asian cook everything in one little pot pretty genius if you ask me

Impossible. All methods of suicide are determined in a snap action that is irreversible or by sending yourself to sleep, like shooting yourself or jumping, otherwise your survival instinct would override your intentions and save you. In the time it would take to the fall from a plane to the ground it is impossible that her survival instincts wouldn't force her uncontrollably to open the parachute.

so are asian women actually good or is it a meme? I don't think I ever spoke to one irl except when she delivered my chinese takeaway

Jobcentre
Assume you're on bennies if you're unemployed

You seen how these asian cook everything in one little pot pretty genius if you ask me

well you're clearly wrong

iberian girls tend to not like British men in my experience, French and italian girls like us more

would have preferred the eggbert crispy and fried on top
otherwise looks too scran

best skyrim mission by far was the daedric one where you get into a drinking contest with the god of debauchery and you go on a hangover 2 style adventure the next morning trying to figure out what happened

no I've got 14k and live with dadberg like I said. pay my share of the bills and cheap food for myself and that's it, this could last for years if I wanted. no wish to work in retail again so I'll probably apply for admin work whenever I feel like it.

Lads, might get the BBQ ribs from the local asian.
Not sure what else to get with it, the chips I suppose?

This person is DEFINITELY native to the middle east...

dead sweaty for some reason
it's not even hot

his pale skin reflects the sun off of his skin and protects his soul

Singapore fried rice x

We love the Asian ladies, don't we folks?

That’s reasonable since you might need the coinage but the only fakes I’ve ever come across were a few £20 notes and one £10 note

don't you have your own general?

Me favorite was that cidnha mine one where you get thrown in prison and you have to work with the forsworn to get out

this yank is an awful poster. simply awful

LIV
ERP
OOL

My brother gave me some Dubai chocolate and now I've already expended half of my daily caloric intake this morning

Dubai chocolate

meme

liverpool? more like

live in poo

Got £10 to my name and I'm 100 years old

this morning

17:17 btw

youtu.be/e8XFe8iwYTA

must be weird being in lesbian relationship and one is pregnant taking all the IVF treatments and pregnancy stuff while the other one doesn't have to do any of it

only dubai chocolate i’m interested in comes out of a glass table girl

grow up

I reckon all lesbian get shagged by men occasionally they just never talk about it

cor yeh that one's sick too

Less gay porn, please, lads

grow up

well that's a very baggy vagina isn't it

thought this was going to be soogs from the thumbnail

god i'd rather go back to bant
just a disguisting spammer here
that never gets banned
i'll just leave

um

Just get Anon Babble x and put in word filters. If its the scatposter and trannyposter (hes an indian subhuman) just filter out of the gross nonsense he spams every day

um

This gets posted but janny bans me if I say I think Indians and whites shouldn't race mix baka

Living without the full feminine for so many centuries, we don't know what it would be like to live within a society where the feminine voice is not repressed, women's bodies are not distorted, controlled or sold and where both men and women live with balanced psyches. It's as if humanity has lived with one side of its body atrophied. The return of the feminine may be the most significant development of the new millennium

what the fuck

Yeah it was in the morning
???

Nigga heil hitler

what i notice about the porn posted here is that it's always either women or trannies. never hairy muscly men, for example. very telling.

Please pray for me. I’m such a broken person, who is trying (and failing many times) to follow our Lord and Saviour. I needed to hear these words from Bishop Barron about how Satan sifts through the wheat to keep only the chaff.
I struggle, as do many, with prayer. So, I ask dear brothers and sisters in Christ, that you please keep me in your prayers so that I get rid of the personal chaff.
Thank you Bishop Barron for this sermon. God bless you.

sabrina world ~

they don't understand the things I say on twitter

nigga heil hitler

i thought sabrina carpenter was that sexy witch on nickelodeon but that was 25 years ago im so old

What the fuck are you on about ? The US and UK are gynocentric society's. In this country 80%+ college graduates are women

imagining that’s a 9 inch weaponised african spear bbc in her hand instead

i thought sabrina carpenter was that sexy witch on nickelodeon

UM

I will never know why I'm precious in your eyes, why you drown me in your love, why I feature in your plans. Give me faith to entrust all I am and wish to be, to your wonderful knowledge of me.

Sabrina Carpenter Fortnite skin gangbang with Renegade Raider and banana skins

alri kanye

Massive Labour purge incoming.
Entire departments scrapped, big names getting sacked.
It's going to be BRUTAL.

don't find hairy muscly men hairy me

um

Whats the point in scrapping departments when they're raising taxes? So we're paying more for less public services? Why?

legendary fall off

to the tune of "strict machine"

in my bum,
in my bum,
in my bum, there's a shit that steams

kek

nah she’s 16 in the series so its all good (not that it really matters)

Sven
GORAN
Ericsson

NEVER get divorced lads

he thinks all gov departments provide a service to the public

lmao

why does this ethiop nigga love israel so much?

Yes they do you cynical blackpilled freak.

liverpool more like
lazy poo
can't even be bothered to keep trying can they

how can so many women have yahoo.com email addresses

saw so many fit birds out today. finna kill mysen

league's over
only one trying is chelsea now

love it when the yankified zoomer freaks get caught out thinking the age of consent is 18 in this country

he isn't cynical and blackpilled about british politics in 2025

omdz

Good afternoon too all and have a good and blessive day too amen and too you bishop barren and your family too may the holy Lord and Almighty Savior Jesus Christ bless you and your family and everyone that needs blessing amen and bishop barren please keep sending me your awesome sermons and videos because I really use it in my life so thank you again bishop barren amen and have a peaceful and good and safe day today and also a holy Sunday too amen

something only in clown world that could happen

do you love it

zoomers shit themselves whenever they see a 16 year old

i never liked the phrase 'only playing for pride' because it implies your pride isn't worth that much
it should be lad, it should be

i love 16 year old girls

um

Gf is worryingly good at sucking cock. She said she’d only been with one guy before me and she hadn’t sucked his cock very much apparently but she sucks mine like an absolute demon, even better than some of the Viva Street tings I used to see in the past and they were incredible.

Simply incorrect

:)

mad how fit

camera

OTAC NVIDIA GeForce RTX 5080 SOLID CORE 16GB Blackwell Graphics Card (Pre-order)
£949.99

MODS

wish i had a daughter

post this 'mad how' then
i'll be the judge of how fit she really is

In 2 weeks Starmer will attend the 6th European political community summit - an intergovernmental forum established after the Russian invasion of Ukraine so EU and non-EU european nations can discuss political and strategic decisions about the future of Europe

After that he'll go to Norway for a meeting on the "Joint Expedtitionary Force" - a military coalition comprising the UK, Netherlands, 5 Nordic nations and 3 Baltic nations

Then he'll go to Canada next month for a G7 meeting, which was G8 before Russia was booted out of course

Then a week after that he'll go to the Netherlands for the 2025 NATO summit and I can guess what the main topic of discussion will be

it's a bit mental how much the Russian invasion of Ukraine has dictated so much of our foreign policy and military strategy and resources.
Putin's a bloody pain the arse, aye?

grow up mate

5090 costs too much

EW canonically wants her batty filled with seasideMARK's TMAU cream

Thinking about ginger girls