/cum/ - Canada, USA and Mexico

Cleaning up my act after a DUI charge
Offered to buy and set up a new mailbox and am finding a lawyer and car repair shop
I'm hoping to get probation before judgement. The police officer said that's very possible.

crashed into some shit eh

i hate you fucks
i hope they lock you up
bet youre white trash or some kind of pampered college party boy

the President of France is literally married to a tranny

Macron is married to Brigitte Trogneux,[348] his former La Providence high school teacher in Amiens close to 25 years his senior.[349][350][351] They met during a theatre workshop that she was giving when he was a 15-year-old student and she was a 39-year-old teacher.[352][353] His parents initially attempted to separate the couple by sending him away to Paris to finish the final year of his schooling, as they felt his youth made this relationship inappropriate.[14][353] The couple reunited after Macron graduated, and were married in 2007.[353] She has three children from a previous marriage;[354] he has no children of his own.[355] Her role in Macron's 2017 presidential campaign has been considered pivotal, with close Macron allies stating that Brigitte Macron helped him to develop skills like public speaking.[356]

my god
it's worse than even that

bet youre white trash or some kind of pampered college party boy

yeah because the general american demographics are very much represented in /cum/ arent they

/cum/ is mostly brown people

youtu.be/XnkrA2ZhQog

im so sick of hearing people talk about this
shut up already

christians genocided in the middle east

I sleep

jews genocided in the middle east

I sleep

europeans genocided in europe

I sleep

muslims losing a war so badly it looks like a genocide

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

How high was your blood alcohol level?

i bet you look like this

I struggle to think of a single muslim nation that was ever good at waging war. Even the otoman empire just relied on mountains of meat and light galleys to get their way. They were a text book definition of failing succesfully

I bet you look like this

their territory is so inalienable that they let cartels control 1/3 of it
give me a break
i hate leftists so much
what boggles my mind is how people fall for this crap

i'm a real gamer

they dont need to fall for it, the cartels just assassinate anybody who tries to run a competent campaign against her

hello. time for church

Zoomers are retarded but this is just a semi-justified overreaction to millennial retard policy. Women should get the same opportunities and pay scales but they simply don't meet the male metrics often so shouldn't be artificially compensated for the difference. Women do outperform men in a few segments like accounting and it's fair if they earn more in that. Their pay shouldn't be bumped up to the average male level in fields they don't perform well in via real world proven metrics. Pure meritocracy and performance based pay scales backed by legal code is best policy with total blocks against demographic interference. Women are as horny and as stupid as men. Realizing gender equilibrium should be a major priority for zoomers.

may the 4th be with you

fuck off
im tired of this matriarchal tyranny
they crossed my line years ago

critical theory and intersectionality would like to have a word with you

files.catbox.moe/4zrrf3.mp4

It helps if you go outside. Some people are just too susceptible to havw free access to the internet

I think most people get this backwards. The cartels don't control Mexico. There are three major cartels and the three main political parties in Mexico semi-control each of them to do their dirty work. To fix the drug war the US simply backs the party in power which instructs their cartel to eliminate the other cartels in their power and then convert to legit business. Mexico is now more industry based than poverty based so it can happen. Cards need to be played right. The US needs to offer the military/gov in Mexico some absurd asset and financial incentive to straight up obliterate their cartels in their own power, but it'd have to be Mexican led and genuinely a massive sum.

shut up with your posturing
it's exactly cause i "went outside" that i came to despise em
but not like i was ever going to see eye to eye with you ever anyway

fuck off

im tired of this matriarchal tyranny

they crossed my line years ago

What happened?

You can simply ignore intersectionality and openly counter it as racism. I've done this and succeeded.

You guys ever read a post that's so poorly written you're just like "fuckin' yikes bro"

I’ve never been to a party before

Imagine a program that meets every single one of your needs

A girl I liked rejected me and was laughing about it with her friends later

Have you considered that you were not attractive to her?

this american girl that im supposed to meet today wants to bring her american friend too and coincidentally i matched with her on tinder as well. interesting

Do you think ash's mom fucked Mr Mime?

single mother that spends all her time at home

giant hands with knots

Ya I'm thinking he helped with more than just house work

last post on Anon Babble/int/ before sleep

nah she was getting the BOC (Big Oak Cock)

fuck these goofy ah niggas

Mr Mime and Jynx linked up, need it or sneed it?

The conservative zoomers are just nihilistc terminally online misogynistic evopsych 'conservatives'. They don't care about family values or tradition or individual freedom or the bible or any of that stuff, there is no 'return' to anything here

I want to eat potato chips. But not too many.

my name's thomas, and i don't care which version you use. "thomas", "tom", "tommy", whatever. but i had an aunt who always called me "tim", and it bothered me, but as a kid it felt weird to correct her, so i never did. finally, one christmas, i told her my name was tom, not tim. she went, "oh... can i keep calling you tim?" and i said "sure." so i'm tom eleven months out of the twelve, then there's that odd tim month.

It's a teenage rebellion to the orthodoxy of their era. It's cringey to be a progressive so they have to aggressively lash out.

meaningless word salad

i was born in 2007

they are good for you

theres probably kids born in 2010 posting here

tim is such an ugly name

what restaurant are we going to after church bros?

This is a catholic church

going to church

It's the counter culture now. How else will you signal to your fellow zoomers that you are actually based and red pilled

The United Colors of Benetton that shares 90% of modern liberalism's values. Catholicism remains a niche in America, weaker and smaller as what's left of the Irish and Italian move deeper into the suburbs. The Vatican doesn't want to lead against the liberal order, it is coasting off zoomer nostalgic curiosity. It's the last Blockbuster in Bend, Oregon, not a relevant or resurgent force.

Argies are still seathing about the faukin' islands

i dont know if i dislike argentinians or british more, its a tough call

D acquired
time to neglect this class for the remainder of the semester

Passover celebrates Jewish child killers breaking into the homes of Gentiles and killing their first born sons. Keep this in mind when you hear a liberal Jew claim what his people are doing in Gaza isn't "real" Judaism.

They deserve each other

I'm sure Sabrina was living out all sorts of humiliation and rape fantasies with her psy pokeymans

Maybe they understand intentionally manipulative questions and considered different people's physical and mental fitness, experience and performance in their career.

today i'm gonna put my "interior design" hat on and find some good potted plants and lamps to turn this shabby rundown bedroom into elegant lush sophistication.

Imagine being one of the retards who pretends there's no difference between Russia and the liberal west. In America and the EU these women would be thrown in jail or targeted for rape/murder by the media as their cuck fathers disown them.

And don't tell me miscegenation isn't a major cause in Ukrainian Sorosite nationalism when a leading Maidan anti-Russian celebrity, the mulatto Zhan Beleniuk, says it is and gets elected to Rada afterwards.

Ohio was interesting when it was a Midwest populist bellwether. Now it's a red state with a GOP run by pro Great Replacement Evangelical Zionists (blackmailed homosexuals). The end result is right to work laws destroying the white middle class and the state becoming 50%/60/70% non-white like all the other large Republican states. Voters there can send a big message back to Trump and Washington by refusing to vote for Ramaswamy.

Just had my morning coffee, already can tell my first shit of the day is going to be an absolute banger.
How are all my /cum/pernickels doing today?

Touch grass

post your battlestations /cum/

feel like I slept all day

it's not even noon

I kickflip over niggas like you

back from church

America would improve 100000% if segregation and anti-miscegenation laws were brought back

Free reign on the Internet during COVID lockdowns meant a greater percentage of literal children were exposed to the "darker" places online.

Like, the normal percentage of people who should know what KHHV means should be like 10% of the population at most, while it's probably 50% among younger generation zoomers

This nigga really was the worst modern President.

its raining cumbums

any girls here want to be my gf or something

i can be your bf

I like putin and russia because they dont tolerate the fags

Down bad today, huh

Russians love gay sex with men because they think it's straight as long as you're not the one with a dick in your ass

Ziggers have been working overtime after Trump signed the deal

I always gas out before i feel the burn when lifting weights, except when i'm pumping legs

What's the deal?

stop thinking russia is a savior, they're going to be 60% russian by 2040, they have the same demographic collapse

Fishing tournament today.

What are the rules

happiness

hap penis

From shore and lures only no bait, as far as I know those are the only rules, biggest fish by noon or one wins.

i can stab you to death

Fishing competitions of this kind confuse me because it's not like you have much control over the size of the fish you catch. I guess the skill just lies in catching LOTS of fish, thus maximizing your chances of catching a big one

not before i cum in your bum :D

are you participating?

My life is incredibly boring so I have barely any photos on my phone

60% Russian (including Chechens, Dagestanis, Tatars, Buryats)

same. i dont have selfies either

Russia is still overwhelmingly European Russian. Those who claim Moscow is less white than Paris are generally misinformed by professional liars seeking to get low IQ rightoids on board for war.

im tired. wat do

what is it about drinking that always makes me take humongous dumps the next morning

geico can suck my penis

VAAAAAGINA!

The ukrainian government is like if you transported a typical group of Jewish thugs from a 1930s SR to 2025. The number of daily atrocities they commit against "their own" (not really) people can't be covered up forever, eventually Ukrainians will fight back.

I had food poisoning or possibly nora virus. Felt awful all day yesterday, feel better today after shitting my brains out yesterday and this morning

You aren't fooling anyone fag

that's a good thing THOUGH
it means you have time for real hobbies
SOCIAL MEDIA and NARCISSISM are not hobbies

No, I have a fishing pole, but didn't get up early enough

My last social interaction was standing in line in front of GameStop for 30 minutes to preorder a Switch 2.

I'll never be happy

Every kind of friend enemy distinction is allowed -- men vs women, christian vs non christian, right vs left,even white vs black to some degree -- except Aryan vs Jew.

You're a genUINE faggot

it means you have time for real hobbies

is Anon Babble a hobby?

reading a book

Covid was a red pill for the entire generation. All trust in their upbringing and the things education system and media told them is gone.

I'll try to go to the winning ceremony later and get a pic of the biggest fish if I can.

I've been reading a french revolution book for like 2 months now, its a thicc boy

no, but it can be a good resource for discussing actual hobbies

might go hard on some chinese food. just get 30 dollars worth of slop and gorge myself

another overlooked part of this trend is that a huge portion of zoomers are thirdies where that isn't even a controversial opinion

it can be a good resource for discussing actual hobbies

Anon Babble, Anon Babble, Anon Babble, Anon Babble and Anon Babble are beyond garbage for discussing their actual material

if you want a sequel when you're done with it, Andrew Roberts' biography on Napoleon Bonaparte is fantastic

Yes. Mine. I now make spelling errors I can explain. Correctly spelled words but the words are different than the ones I intended to write. Typing on keyboard so i cannot blame some auto correct. This turns my posts in to incomprehensible gibberish sometimes.

videogames and television aren't real hobbies
history isn't much of a hobby either
I don't go to Anon Babble much but when I've visited their writing general there's usually been good people there

I miss when fried rice or chow mein cost less than $10

how do you choose which girl to chase? theres two cute girls who work at a mexican place i frequent and i know they both fw me but i cant tell which one i should go for

redditleaf won the religious debate last night btw

explain why video games arent a hobby

I truly don't think he has ever won a debate, kinda like Jason.

As far as I know the biggest fish right now is like a 7 kilo snook.

All these pictures of Mexicans give me so much bias confirmation and subsequent dopamine hits.

He can't because they are. If you think they are a waste of time is one thing, but they are by definition a hobby

archive.org/details/is-jacking-off-a-sport-f-fj-o-8p-48-c-4

I suppose the case could be made for certain games that they're mentally stimulating and can build camaraderie or whatever, but in general my issue with them is that you're not outputting anything of value; the only skill you're developing is pressing buttons with increasing efficiency. you don't develop as a person in any meaningful capacity when you play videogames, nor do you generate anything that can help other people develop.
game dev and game modding are different stories, because you're actually creating something that other people can find value in. if you're autistic/dedicated enough to get gud and go pro and stream to thousands of people, I think you're a vile shithead but you're at least (presumably) creating monetary value for yourself.
but if all you're doing is sitting in front of a screen in your dark room for several hours a day just playing call of duty or minecraft or fortnite or whatever kids these days play, you're just killing time until you die basically. it's never going to amount to anything.

K?

if you're going by dictionary definition, scrolling tiktok is also a hobby
and if tiktok is a hobby then it's a very sad world we live in

To Putin's credit, he's treated Trump like the fraud he is. The US "peace talks" with Russia are a joke, not only is America not a neutral party to the Ukraine conflict but it is in fact the mastermind behind it. Everything the American regime does is in complete bad faith.

Is this nigger still trying to astroturf euromaidan as a cia op

playing an instrument is just hitting buttons(keys/notes) for hours on end, one gets good at a game the same way they get good at reading and playing music

a Black Sabbath song came up on my spotify yesterday and I was expecting fast paced hard heavy metal but it literally sounded like elevator music

Instead of arguing over the definition of a word, why not just use more words to communicate what you're thinking or feeling?

i havent showered in a week

sabbath fucking sucks. Maybe they were "the first" but uriah heep and Deep purple were running circles around their slop years earlier

It was 100% a CIA/state department color revolution and it isn't up for debate. Saying otherwise is like saying the earth is flat or that 2 + 2 = 5

It literally was though. That's why the current president is a jew.

Saying video games aren't a hobby is female-coded