/brit/

LOVELY FUCKING GOPNISTA edish

cara

maisie

why did the guys in the sopranos think eating pussy was gay?
pussy tastes better than any food in existence tbqh

yo 2014 called
it wants its gimmick back

Mind you is it not terribly odd that as soon as she entered her 30s she become invisible
that's odd that, aye?

festival bums

George Floyd sex arses, talk to me

I'd like to have sex with these women.

Can't believe you waited to post this in the new

Reckon they fart out of those?

eating monster munch

what category of porn should i orchestrate a wank to?

got some poo in the distributer cap

why's it fitter with fishnets on than nothing at all

Gay

nth for the holodem

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Why?

I'm a heterosexual male, and I find them sexually attractive.

bit gay

youtube.com/watch?v=ctaZ45zxAeo

Nigga Heil Hitler
Nigga Heil Hitler
They don't understand the things I say on Twitter
Nigga Heil Hitler
They don't understand the things I say on Twitter
All my niggas Nazis Nigga Heil Hitler
Nigga Heil Hitler
Nigga Heil Hitler
All my niggas Nazis Nigga Heil Hitler

love them so much it's unreal

Not enough homophobia in the world. Need more homophobes and less homophiles

roger

where are the 3pm katies right now?

shoving a scart cord up my arse

cleaned my kettle with vinegar

noncing my own arse

they really don't understand

Got a new sound system. Dolby Atmos 7.1 with a subwoofter, made out of aluminium. Makes Spotify sound well good

the what

mad how impossible it is to conceptualise being a female as a masculine male

yo that's tripped out

subwoofter

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Going to start with Marble Arch again.

I watched the Louis Theroux settlers doc and can't see anything the Israelis are doing wrong

is it that good?

emnite shamalam

the dream

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subwoofter

for some reason about 15 years ago dad filled the recycling bin with rocks and the wheels fell off and it broke and he won’t get a new once so we’ve just had to squeeze everything in to the general waste bin and make it last two weeks e er since

good

yhe binble

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Facking hell nobody's here
I'm going back to Anon Babble

heatherpaedo new special interest

you laughed too much

Literally where the fuck do i join?

Idaho

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Define 'white'

you remember them fuckin escabedo brothers?

I would scream too

which threads do you frequent on sp?

free country btw

i told this girl at work who i want to bang so hard and talk to constantly and flirt with i was going to a casino this weekend but it was really just a lie to buy her a 700 pound pair of vivienne westwoof shoes with my "winnings". the reality is i work full time and have me rent and car and everything paid for so just have loads of spare cash. . NEED her to ditch her bf and she talks to me constantly about her problems with him and giggles like aschoolgirl when i tell her she's an angel. even if she won't go out with me she'll walk around in the shoes and let me smell hher air and feel her hips. she sits there at work browsing shoes and dreams of these and says she'll never have them to just hand them to her would be magical

Woah is this the PTKFGS version of Bradley?

I KNOW HE LIKES DOUGHNUTS

ok

He spams /epl/ all day with shite social media screenshots (which are never slagging off Liverpool) and bollocks about women's football
Then comes here to spam pictures of trannies
Liversimp we call him

why have you posted this here?

Had 5 cups of tea so far today

mfw english is technically my third language

crazy innit? which languages do you speak lads?

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is redditflags down

when it's gone?

hey man hows it going?

prefer not to say

The gay ones

vivienne westwoof

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only jews are allowed to have money
gentiles only exist to serve the jews
(The Talmud literally says this)

grim
don't mind womens footy general
usually on /bet, any footy threads, sometimes /cric

It seems your eyes are brown as the tree trunks

I had a rush on French

need some youtube slop to watch

British English
American English
Canadian English
Australian English
New Zealand English

ALL MY NIGGAZ NAZIS NIGGA HEIL HITLER

good

New Cold Ones out GO GO GO

don't mind womens footy general

holy grimoli

mhmm

Jesus Fish

Chappell Roan stuns as inflatable sex doll

decided to compare the bf of the 10/10 from work who likes to brag about the fact her boyfriend can take her on holiday and out to eat with his money from playing darts semi professionally who i bought a £500 pair of shoes for and she didn't know what to say and teared up. i meticulously googled all his tournaments and prize money and he's earned about £6k in 2 years while i've shoved nearly 4 times that up my nose. she's impressed by holidays to florida and his "sports car" (an 03 plate audi tt worth a few grand at most). she loves money and thinks she's got a good catch in someone who wins a pittance while i can shove more up my arse and waste it. i love making her supposedly rich and succesful boyfriend look like a fucking joke it humiliates her so much haha. i bet she sucks my dick soon since she's so shallow and vacuous

I see

ok

i'm making good progress on C25K

name on diego

him

yeah?

bolg on

STEP BACK REWIND IT BACK LIL JON GOT THE BEAT TO MAKE YOUR BOOTY GO CLAP

haha

blgo on

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*walks away and talks to someone else*

I GAVE MY COUSIN HEAD

I GAVE MY COUSIN HEAD

I GAVE MY COUSIN HEAD

I GAVE MY COUSIN HEAD

I GAVE MY COUSIN HEAD

lot of bradleybaiting itt

the antidepressants? swallowed
the alcohol ? drank
the willy? wanked
the catberg? cuddled

is it going to happen to me?

We kissed for hours straight, well, baby, what was that?
I remember saying then, "This is the best cigarette of my life"
Well, I want you just like that
Indio haze, we're in a sandstorm and it knocks me out
I didn't know then, but you'd never be enough, oh
Since l was seventeen, I gave you everything
Now we wake from a dream, well, baby, what was that?

mornington crescent and fuck you

safe

/brit/ is your life xxx

Negroid

i dont like "bradley" avatar

Russophobes come in three varieties: gay, Jewish, or Baltic.

All three of these groups are small in number, so they need to convince normal people to fight Russia for them.

That is where the angry, stupid and desperate pro Ukraine/pro war propaganda comes from. They tailor anti-Russian agitation to what they think will maximize your emotional outrage and hope that you won't look it up and realize they are lying.

Unfortunately for the Ukraine, their repulsive and annoying gay/Jewish fans make people who would otherwise be neutral hate them. The anti-Ukraine sentiment in MAGA for example.

WHEN I GET TO WARWICK AVENUE

A RAPIST IS GONNA KIDNAP ME AND SHAG ME FOR FOUR YEARS AND NOBODY WILL KNOW ABOUT IT AND ONLY HAVE MY WORD FOR IT EVER HAPPENING

11
clam flesh

Ok poindexter and where is your plan going next

god said no chance

scream
remember he then started using that bradley image

moving to chester

In a longer statement published that April, Duffy wrote that she had been drugged at a restaurant on her birthday, taken to a foreign country on a plane, and was then held captive in a hotel room and raped. She did not disclose the identity of her attacker(s) or when or where the attack took place.

amazing anyone believed that drivel

sod off nincompoop

to heaven

alright mate, no need for that kind of language
you win (even if it is a hollow victory)

charge

Mad how when I was 9 years old I would come home from school and play RuneScape

And now I'm 26 years old and I come home from work and play RuneScape

yhe binble

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thinking about Scraniel hope he’s doing alright x

you lads like cock or is it just memes?

where am I?

have noticed in recent years that "london multicultural accent" is an absolute prerequisite for any product that is supposed to appeal to people below 35

don't like it desu

I can only speaks for myself but sure I like 'em

what does the numbers mean?

I hate America once it dies Israel will die I hope china fucking kills this nation

that is very sad
of all the games to be obsessed with, you chose the worst one. feel sorry for you mate

Lads, cans status?
For this lad, Canslad, he has the cans. The BIG cans.

*claps you round the head with a rune 2h*
shut up noob

sipping a pipeline punch

why is this bugger so fascinated by cans?

cronem only

someone here said he died and posted pretty credible evidence

lool remember the little arguments i used to have in school about runescape and wow and which one was better
obvs it was wow wasnt it

are you german?

Fuck off RuneScape is legendary and one of nations greatest cultural exports

hmm...

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both people are me btw

good

sure hope the gf never goes on my phone and opens the Reddit app

man who eats 30 quid's worth of takeaway every night in sudden death mystery

at least wow takes skill to be good at
runescape is time sink cookie clicker nonsense

Android bros enjoying the sun at night

how to achieve it?

any sober gentlemen in?

I hope not :(

tell me the current location of 3pm katies

someone here said he died and posted pretty edible evidence

How big am I?

..yh

odd thing to be deleted

It's all kicking off on Anon Babble

what ZOG does to a mfer baka....

why are we slow this evening lads?

Watching highlights from the Islamic Caliphate of Bradford City FC gaining promotion to League 1

Crowd is 100% white

why don't non-whites like their local club?
always arse or united init

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bump

grangle in 2 u.
calvin klein.

Gherkin

that's just how things are now

well?

we're all sober this weekend
not drunk and pumping out shit at cooldown limits

*shags you*

any craic with the mandem

brought up on a diet of premier league slop. they don't show efl in pakistan and india

greta thunberg sex

was she having an orgasm by the look of my face?

justin welby sex arse

think vapes are thinning my hair but i just cant quit

she is retarded

I've got a uni-sex name and sort of want a gf with the same name as me

power

alri taylor

I do too but I've never met anyone here of the opposite sex with it

nope
starts with s

you know how much?

dimmer light keeps flickering

Hey shut up
stop black pilling
Trust The Plan™
Don’t you realize Kamala would have been worse?
Two more weeks until results!
We deported one Palestinian activist this is good for us
Look at the tariffs
Refer back to the first reason if you’re confused

fomyeg

sam x

the misery

how will we be remembered 10,000 years from now?

xx

HEEEEEEEEYY

Were it not for Britain (and America) the Jewish race would've been force assimilated and ultimately exterminated long ago. Israel would not last 5 seconds in a world without Anglo superpowers, the second the US empire falls they will see.

And still, these ungrateful specimens can't help but profane the patron saint of britain.

mirin

I remember

poo

Found a new home for our species in SpaceEngine :) it's a bit cold but it has rings :O

I am listening

bro has an arcade machine in his own home omdzzzzz

imaging nutting on her face

bacon and cheese sandwich? at this time of night? localised entirely within my kitchen?

canny be fucked

ey

Shanghai Pudong International Airport

Any cans man in, lads?

Logitech Extreme 3D Pro

Any men in?

give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you

for years

shoving a Logitech Extreme 3D Pro right up my arris

drinking beer, eating 'bo

southeast europe

any good
for the flight sims and the like

Sucking a cock at the moment

What do you need?

Bottles tonight

um dunno, uuummmmmm, what they got?

was at a trans rights protest today and every bird there looked like a bloke

19km runtoil on the cards tomorrow

subwoofter

blood

it's on, the autechre

fit cousin has this body type

No idea, never owned one. Must be at least 20 years old and its probably out of production so you probably want something more recent

where are the 3pm katies

Thank you Anon Babble cooldown timer for giving me time to reflect before posting "Lolitech Extreme 3D Pro"
Just not on that.

Can I marry you Jewess cousin, lad?

skinny bbc goon only

no one care me
thats ok
i care me

how did you know we're jewish

i care mate x

I do :D
*gives you head pats*

chatgpt tell me low effort get rich quick scheme. No criminal activities

wen u at the gherkin and katy twerkin

turn tricks
you could probably make 200 quid if you did 400 blowies

ex gf texting me again las

gots dem luh airmasses on

i gag using my tongue scraper. Couldn't handle a cock in there

Authentic British nationalists going back to William Joyce have never promoted anti-Irish sentiment, always making note of it being a scumbag Tory distraction.

With Ireland's official stance against Israel expect British, Israeli and American intelligence to use retards like the "homeland party" to rekindle sectarian tension in Northern provinces like they used to do with Combat 18.

just ask mikey
hes got a few bob from his "activities"

How many times did you say it?

round them all up and crush them under heavy concrete slabs

The Sadhbh looks like a Jewess

stange facial expression

funny how catyank never uses his avatar when he makes incendiary racist Anon Babble posts even though it's so obviously him

did you reach out or did she?

The Irish are dumb dumbs mate

Nordic

got talking again to my ex gf for a few months earlier this year
until she inexplicably got annoyed at me for messaging her
first time ive felt like she was genuinely the one in the wrong
just blocked her - cant be arsed with the drama

and what are your opinions on jews/israel?

Sometimes I forget what country I'm in.
Every time I walk to Tesco, I hear no Irish. No English. Just Spanish, Hindi, and Ukrainian.
Hardly ever see white people. Browns roam the streets.
I mourn the loss of my country.

FONT

(The Talmud literally says this)

where?

Too much blood

just had a sniff of some menthol, clears your nostrils right out corrr

page 532

sniff of my balls will do the same

on every single page of the talmud there is a variation of that statement

eye-watering

The dissident right points to the British Empire and Cecil Rhodes as exemplary white might. The truth is it was an anti-white institution upheld by Jewish financiers and their lackies to import cheap, non-white labor even if it meant deploying a scorched earth elimination of other European peoples like the Boers.

guif

you've read every single page of the talmud?

eating the grill that makes you disabled

have you?

uhhh long story but tonight she texted me first

no, have you?

He said something about the matrix

i've not read pages but i've read quotes and passages from it

so why say its on every single page?

No /brit/ in subject

fucked it Canslad :/

I will take my shoe off and beat you to death with it

big big bunny hug

Once