LOVELY FUCKING CANS edish
/brit/
As is traditional in May, I'm going to start with Marble Arch.
does it make you feel things
what is this gay ahh gimmick you keep posting
NO MORE FUCKING GAY PORN PLEASE
okay I'll be good :(
It's May Mornington Month
idea for a new tv show, it's the sopranos but its set in Nazi Germany
I think I'll get the BIG cans and the BIG milk
banger
tell me more
the proverbial asian fanny
The elusive fannois
Canslad appreciates this one, lad
it's funny to think she's doing this little act for her phone
cringe reddit thread wheres the real brit
watched the first series of Time (2021) with sean bean and stephen graham and got excited about there being a second series only to discover upon watching that they decided to make it about women (the female doctor who and the ugly bird from the last of us) and there's no carry over of the cast or plot whatsoever
trans
girl
bum'oles
probably for the blokes watching it actually. dont think phones are capable of experiencing things due to being inanimate objects
Wear a shirt. Some nice trousers. Well made shoes. Put a little effort in. Stop looking like a slob. GAIN A BLOODY CLUE
Entering my alcoholic writer era — though I haven’t actually written anything
thoughts on golden moles?
does /brit/ have the awnsers?
shame I thought it was quite good for a small series
Get the slags posted
so is charles actually dying then or was harry just being dramatic?
do you guys have baskets to pick up women in your cunt?
why does my willy fill with blood when i set my eyes on blonde women with blue eyes?
well if you're living with cancer and not cancer free you must be at least in the not-great category
room smells of cockpong
GET THE WARWICK DAVIS PUNCHED
*bursts into your room and starts sniffing deeply and wanking*
why would they tell that ginger freak anything, his horrid wife would just talk about it. even if it is true which isn't exactly unlikely, i reckon harry still made it up and doesn't have any knowledge
oh my :3
boxers off
show a little respect his wife just died
babe please see a therapist! you're not a 1950s detective in LA
One week of nofap and I still have the libido of an 80 year old
It's fucking over.
going with green park then
Bet they buried her in a shoebox
He was ein Interior-Dekorator!
Really? His Haus looked like scheisse
just did a 10 second fart and now my arsehole feels wet
sopranos ps2 game funny
women should be submissive and read the bible
so that's it Stalin? No compromise?
I did TWENTY fuckin years in the gulag...
sunshine through my window. thats what you are
Back with the BIG cans, lads
Got the BIG milk too. A lovely five liters of milk in the fridge that bcame only 3 liters because I scoffed the two liters in about 3 minutes because Canslad is a thirsty lad.
what level of undress do you sleep in lads?
i cant sleep naked because having my bwc flopping around makes me feel exposed
what were you expecting to happen
this
get it locked up then
you're an obese 50 year old mate
grown ahh 40 year old man posting this
apparently this is the thread
30 yo unc trying to still be down with the kids
I was expecting to be turned on by things more. Maybe I've completely destroyed my brain through porn addiction
47, lads.
Was wearing my Judge Dredd Von Law costume too while doing it :-)
whats he yapping about now
PETER HITCHENS: Could Anthony Blair's curious Net Zero rebellion prove that he really is a Marxist of great cunning?
cant imagine not sleeping naked 2bh
I don't remember it
i like proper high quality pyjama shirts and bottoms. i also have slippers for if i need to get a drink
Listening to Wonderwall by are Oasis
Thinking about how I need to lock in and get a gf
on the cans
Used to sleep naked but I kept getting skidders on the sheets so now I keep my boxers on
1 week nofap has me too horny to concentrate cant even go out in public because my goon sceptre gets hard at every woman i see, even busted middle aged women
in fact the idea of sex with them becomes more appealing than with an attractive woman my age for some reason
weird
We a Noel or Liam general lads?
Whats the consensus
peter hitchens workrate
peter hitchen grindset
peter hitch day in the life
hitchen vs hitchens (christopher edited out)
peter hitchens poetry recital
peter hitchen question time pwnage
peter hitchens gbnews pint
Do you think they'd listen to him?
peter hitchens sex arse
nth fir the holodem
posted it again
Sex with Grackle
joyous
I will fuck him
how is living in Egypt mate
Mad how losing hair immediately drops you 4 points on the SMV looks scale
Laziness kills ambition
Anger kills wisdom
Fear kills dreams
Ego kills growth
Jealousy kills peace
Doubt kills confidence
Now read that right to left.
can be better senpai
Lateral over Charing Cross then.
does this happen in your country
not even a chance of happening
GET THE FUCKING CANS IN, LADS
Haven't pooed since Thursday evening lads. This is an unfortunate side effect of going healthy.
ever seen a scarab?
got the pawg porno on
get a fucking life
200mg 66-FAG-POO straight up the arse
yanks are insane
out of boredom
the pakizza
wanking on my bollocks
It's a life of cans, lad.
catberg sat on piano and changed all the settings FUCKS SAKE
I have at least two shits every morning because of all the coffee I drink
It's very annoying, but I just love coffee
doing a poo in the church confession booth
your cunt is fucked
Do we have any foreigners in the audience tonight? If so, please put up your hands. So where are you? Well wherever you all are, I think you should all just leave. Not just leave the hall, leave our country. I don't want you here, in the room or in my country. Listen to me, man! I think we should vote for Enoch Powell. Enoch's our man. I think Enoch's right, I think we should send them all back. Stop Britain from becoming a black colony. Get the foreigners out. Get the wogs out. Get the coons out. Keep Britain white. I used to be into dope, now I'm into racism. It's much heavier, man. Fucking wogs, man. Fucking Saudis taking over London. Bastard wogs. Britain is becoming overcrowded and Enoch will stop it and send them all back. The black wogs and coons and Arabs and fucking Jamaicans don't belong here, we don't want them here. This is England, this is a white country, we don't want any black wogs and coons living here. We need to make clear to them they are not welcome. England is for white people, man. This is Great Britain, a white country, what is happening to us, for fuck's sake? Throw the wogs out! Keep Britain white!
I looted the motherfucker
wanking my bollocks
gooning
SHES BASED
*raises hand*
Get the twinks fucking bummed de lads
mmhmm yeah all nice and well, but the leaky pg tips, dey... dey tapping pon katy tongue x
considering putting egypt on the ol' filter
refute this
it lush
no pork on it hrmm...
my eyes are beautiful
notice how the brazilian has mysteriously disappeared and now this flag is posting? spaki on his vpn lad
Anyone ever anally masturbate with their sister's electric toothbrush?
No?
Neither have I then.
up to kentish town
Sending you a message, you're shit
the poonited sharts of arsemerica
arsegaylia
great shitstain
I've had your sister use mine to anally masturbate your mum
when the western union hit from lil timmy x
on the pints earlier but now am home i dont fancy any more, cans included
goodnight everyone
How can black people tell if their arsehole is clean?
late night for bruce x
used my ex-gf's mum's dildo we found on my ex-gf once. probably a bit weird on reflection
Rightoids are getting orders to start attacking Shiloh Hendrix. Fake stuff about her personal life, sex with black guys, incest, etc. This is what these infrahumans working against our race always do. When white power begins to crystallize, they swoop in to spread FUD (Fear, Uncertainty, Doubt).
As others have pointed out, black pastors didn't let the fact that George Floyd was a felon, drug addict, or porn star distract from the big picture point about police killing blacks. Conservatives tried to throw them off with all that and failed.
If the attempt to go after Shiloh Hendrix works, we are officially dumber and inferior to blacks.
preaching to the choir lol
you missed the win that turn kek
Mornington Crescent
oh right didnt know about all that
i was up gaming
To get a takeaway or to cook, that is the question
Anyone else for the cans? The lovely, lovely ans?
the israeli who keeps posting about italians and italian women is starting to get on my nerves...
sir this is a trader joes
*yawns really loudly*
yeah? nice one m8
*walks off*
Saint George Floyd the Breathless
out good? or just slop? not bothered what you play either way just interested
is this a normal occurrence over there?
new overwatch mode
oh yeah I see that now mate
it was an undercut lateral backturn, right?
I'll work on that for next time
who tf keeps unfollowing me insta i stg
ans
gone and fucked it
do you wipe cans before drinking?
mates call me the airplane
ive hit a load of birds over my time
haha
Gary eats I support Your Relationship
with a Man .. !!
gay Sex arse !!
George Floyd city (formerly Washington DC)
The USS George Floyd (formerly USS Roosevelt)
Gorge Floyd Memorial Stadium (Formerly the US Bank Stadium)
complete degeneration
Yo two twos senpai i know you want dis boyting ahlie my word grease me senpai im your boyshordy
yeh i usually give them a little rinse and wipe. just in case theres rat piss or whatever on it
Gorge Floyd
grangle grangle
Luigi Mangione ?
Shiloh Hendrix ?
they're both heroes
whats a band or music artist you never saw the appeal for whatsoever?
vgh. brigstow. home
Gary Eats cock
all of them
Taylor Swift. Music is shit, and she's got the sex appeal of a 5 year old
grime
most hip hop
bob the builder
went to uni here x
I knew I was neo from the matrix
tall women secretly lust after short men
i've seen it happen in real life
every time i've interacted with a tall girl they give signs they are attracted to me because im a manlet (5'6)
paolo nutini
youtube.com
he sent his friend into the wrong house LOL you need to see this
what are you stupid? he can fix anything.
they're probably just attracted to really boring mongs
got bummed in a travelodge there after a charli xcx gig
The Kursk offensive was spearheaded by Ukraine/NATO's most elite and best armed special forces units. Billions of dollars in difficult to replace modern Western equipment and probably close to 100,000 men lost and gone in a harebrained scheme that made no strategic sense other than to cast a big shadow and hope it spooks the Russian middle class into turning on Putin.
how old is that video?
this is true, until you are competing with a taller male for the same girls
bit gay
saw it
why are benders even bigger nonces that straightoids? honest q
being educated by americans on Anon Babble
woah wtf
INNNNN KINGSTON TOWN
Can't beat a bit of UB40
everything
would it work?
hs?
I mean at this point
guys who watch blacks kick a ball around all day are cuckold experts
wow
^_~
Ah sad when that happens. At least you'll be fresh for a Sunday afternoon sesh
You just cannot beat being alone
It lush
out of it
I am perfectly acceptable right now
They don't. They leave arse grit and stains on the seat
being with my gf, friends, and family is very nice though
fatigue
need the council out there arse gritting the roads
Too demanding de lada
Get on the lonesome tipp
filtered yanks again. they are literally incapable of not being dog shit posters
on the cans... OF ENERGY DRINK WAHEY
twentys plenty
how to do it in this system?
How does anyone prefer this to a cute skinny Asian gf
Calling the boot a door is retarded. and the only reason we do it is to say 'oohh look at me i'm a car guy'
the toby special.
i miss that nigga
A woman was harassed, assaulted, and chased by a mob of Jewish men in Crown Heights who mistook her for a protester after a pro-Palestine rally. They kicked her, threw objects, and shouted slurs before the NYPD intervened and escorted her to safety.
Yeah but can we talk about how much better 18-21 year old girls are
ok
ok
silly silly cunts
silly little willies
has he really not been spotted since the site got raped?
shag the browns to death
the cheadle incident
hehe its opposite day
simps and culture warriors L
door giveaway
Mad how alcohol basically makes you into an epileptic when you come off it
cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep
You ever wish that nuclear war would happen already?
W w w w whatchu gonna do
this
Thirteen’s a dream
Shut the fuck up you fucking nonce
auto google translate
fucked it
strong
youtube.com
its bad boy
the squirrel ate the SALT pringles but not the CHEESE pringles. also the neighbor was watching so i had to pick the pringles up
Why do those mad Japs wear lampshades on their head
i could heem about 99% of you
wanking up my arse
Was planning on solopubtoil but i did clubbingtoil last night and now i cba
youtube.com
Rorke's realisation
shartetaOUT
nonce
applied
Not my fault they’re so fucking fit and smell lovely
Can remember I used to take miniature bottles of vodka to toil and drink them in the disabled toilet throughout the day to maintain a nice buzz
awful impersonation
nice ai response
here
brutal
If you watch cosmopolitan Jew Bourdain's episode on Israel in Parts Unknown he doesn't hide his sympathy and identification with the Israeli Jews.
There's one point where the man who dreams about mixing all the races of the world up calls the prospect of Muslims and Jews living together as equal citizens in the holy land as a mushy delusion.
Don't assume that because Jews preach tolerance for goyim that they will practice it themselves.
kys
Go back to Anon Babble and stay there Screenshotmong
I wish i had some adderall
mafia II
bet this is what the Egyptian poster look like
buy ephedrine online
yeah it's weird
toby
might visit a pawn shop just to peruse and see if anything interesting is on sale there
ok i just did. now what?
anything latin
holy shit it's some of the most generic shit ever with every song having the exact same fucking beat
shit
XXXXXXXL Sex arse
Blur
Del did have a point though
Rodders was a right plonker
get confused when I see a skinny ugly person
if you're ugly you may as well be a porker
why not?
so it seems
might go for an incel walk. its dark now you see
start doing THIS...
The Minor Planet Center announces two additional moons of Jupiter, bringing the planet's total moon count to 97
Jupiter niggas we COOKIN' tonight
I've ruined my penis
I have 1400 liked songs on spotify
USA/Iran war is imminent lads
me too
how
doubt it
we both did it
iirc bourdain showed disdain for the occupation starting 1967
lol
Man, you reminded me of my uncle, he died some years ago. He had some disorder where he basically just never felt hunger, he was burried in a square coffin, it was kinda comical.