/brit/ edition
/brit/
so this is diego
Not a huge fan of this edish
the lads
You ever think the reason you don't date average women is because you don't speak to them because you think some lad you've made up in your head called Chad is already shagging them despite the fact that he doesn't exist outside of some schizo's ramblings on an anonymous image board?
it's been repeated 1000 times
dire
why'd she do it lads
good looking people can have sex more easily with more people
woah
mindblowing
gonna convert to catholicism now brb
why'd she do it
she left a note. read it
80 jumps
Wonder how many times she intended to 'cide but copped out
this is it mate
they just dont get it
they dont realise the reaosn they cant get an "average gf" is because they are a below average guy
it's unbeliveably braindead
project on you moron i have never said anything against women i've said the men here have unrealistic standards
it's not that only chads have ever had sex or ever had gfs the majority of men 80% or so have semi regular girlfriends or sex, the question is the quality and the effort needed.
the chads date multiple girls at the same time never have to do anything
the majority of the rest have to constantly put in work or be incellified like the bottom 20% (i.e. us), the difference is even when we work we still dont get any outcomes whereas the normal people eventually do
Sorry just absolutely not having the maths here, if 1400 men are queuing up to shag one average woman something's up
Hmmm, yes, I believe I'm allowed to start with Marble Arch under the May rules
The chad shit became cringe as soon as normals and indians started spamming the le epic gigachad meme and posting youtube self help tutorials on it everywhere
Funny how after israel got the nuclear material from south africa the apartheid government collapsed. I remember one anti-apartheid activist saying that the ADL broke into his home in order to intimidate him. Jews will use you and then discard you like a used condom after you've given them what they want
this applies to men but not women
lol
im dyslexic
I can't let my girlfriend out of my sight or else she'll immediately start gagging on cock
at that point you really shouldn't be in any relationship
What doesn't add up? Almost every bloke on Earth would shag an average woman if she offered it on a platter. Not a mind blowing concept is it?
who was in the wrong here
GET THE BLOODY WOGS OUTTTTTTTTT
get them housed
get them free dental care
get them on the benefits
its just that fucking simple rorke
The average man would have to be trying it on with 1400 women, he just doesn't have the time
there's no way someone that incellic could have pulled a girl that fit
what?
lol
Give it to me straight lads
extra chewing gum doesn't last for long these days
the average man probably does try it on with that many women over the course of his life
if anything thats a conservative number
Gooseberg in the middle of crosswalktoil
79 times
Almost every bloke on Earth would shag an average woman if she offered it on a platter
always hear this claim but I've never seen anyone actually back it with anything beyond "men love a shag corr"
maybe you sex deprived runts would lap up any women that offered it but I wouldn't immediately shag someone just because they wanted to shag me
Get them sodomized with a rusty cutlass
that's her outfit, not her
it's a model is the picture
ugly women who use dating apps get just as much sex as attractive women
*gives it to you sideways*
TRVTH NVKE
lol this edition always sends him into a full blown incel meltdown
Planning a trip to Kazakhstan
Got the peng gay porn up on the flat screen
ah is the smelly fat runt sat in his smeggy childhood bedroom in his primark rags crying about not having a gf
they definitely get more POF was plenty proof of that
yup yet he thinks he's entitled to a 6/10 and that girls constantly hti on him but he paradoxically turns them down
state of it
ktim
imagine sticking are deegz in an electric chair
why did the goose cross the road
Or you could just join the Jehovah's Witnesses and get given an 18-year-old bride
looks fake as fuck
Majority of men are average or ugly. An average woman offering sex would get a response without hesitation.
men just swipe right on pretty much everything women don't do that
zooey
If my missus posted this publicly about me I'd cave her fucking skull in with a brick.
I'm 25 and two 18 years olds fancy me
It really is not that hard
as I said maybe for you sex deprived freaks who's logic is "they would because I say they would"
the worst thing is how fucking dull him and his opinions and his retorts are. nevermind his looks his personality is absolute dogshite, possibly one of the worst i've ever encountered
Basic evolutionary biology. Women have to be selective because they are on the hook to carry a child in them for 9 months then birth the baby then take of it/nurse it.
They are programmed to only let the best genetics "past the gate" so to speak. They don't want to reproduce bad genes.
Men on the other hand could spaff in 10 women a day with no consequences.
There's no consequence for fertilizing a woman with poor quality genetics. They could just leave or seek a better female.
hs
oh for fuck sake now the yank is posting boring dull opinions no one asked for
bro spent nearly 4 years using Tinder and didn't get a single shag? At some point you gotta admit its you and not the "Game" or whatever
You just know diego is like 5'8 or shorter lol
100 MEN VS 1 GORILLA ....
Right well that's a fanny and an arse
i think the system will derank you if you swipe right on almost anything like him, so you dont get shown to anyone
right yeah anywag
i'm 5'3
Um
mate? thats a full blown fanny and arsehole as well as feet??
bit rude, can see her fanners
a farse
how's it foing
i'm 5'3
lovely
massive attack
I doubt there's any correlation between being 5'3 and being the most miserable man alive
gfberg needing shagged.... AGAIN!
Corr where
New
uh
image macros
gay porn sounds
utterly moronic
*starts swishing my index fingers aroudn whilst listening to vivaldi*
thoughts
mate sending me a message asking if it's true you can't be alcohol after 10pm in scotland and me having to explain how badly alcoholism affects this country
rope
Politicians are not magicians, people need to give them time and be patient. Starmer had to inherit a lot from the previous Conservative governments and he is trying his best but ungrateful people need to be patient and wait, change isn’t going to happen overnight it takes time. If you think it’s easy then try and enter politics yourself, as someone who has worked for a politician and a campaign it isn’t easy so give Starmer a chance.
Retarded Canadian Makes Another Dogshit Early Thread For No Reason Award
fuck sake dating apps are just pointless and never work
proceeds to never speak to women in public
that sexual assault mate
american gf <3
rorke.. you have to listen to me
im nigger ;_;
mad how you can play any number of pop songs at a childs birthday party or primary school disco that are about shagging and cumming . but if my airpods slip out while listening to Ye's Heil Hitler on the bus suddenly I'm the bad guy
think of all the years of this decade so far 2021 was definitely the worst
makes it worse though because you just buy more than you usually would and then drink it all at least that's what I used to do when I was an alcoholic
Anon Babblebritpol/
plain jane bumble match with a perky bum replied to me
wonder if she wants my hairy cock piercing her buns tonite
what will she be serving? her arsehole?
there are abo communities here where alcohol is completely banned
business idea sneak there at night and sell them beer
you wake up in birmingham
*slides into /brit/*
the girls...
they're needing shagged
got a transfer through Luton not long ago and almost had an incel meltie about all the foreigners
ends with spic logo
huh
women in public don't use dating apps
would have had to have been a bloody good night out then
Could explain it
why would a guy not talk to her after that ?
feel like due to how immensely thick you are that you didn't understand the very obvious point I made so will use this opportunity to make you aware of how thick you are but I will not reply and torment you any further
sikhs are bro tier
i dont like u
the roster of bitches needing be hitted up homeboy
Looks the same here but without all the Islamic/Indian garb
mad how i've become so lost
piss from a female gooner
disgusting
you think she feels a bit silly when she stops recording and needs to get her clothes back on and wipe off the piss from that mirror?
im fully yarted
um?
its squirt
rorke boosting his geek
can you post photo's of your bare naked bottom pls with your bottom hole and Pussy in it pls
nyarpet
from the squirt bladder?
yeah. piss
Community note: Squirt is 99% urine
can you post photo's of your bare naked bottom pls with your bottom hole and Pussy in it pls
ai "content" is the bottom of the barrel
the sort of person who thinks that a photorealistic drawing is "real art"
right that's it i'm joining
so you admit it's not 100% urine
this is danny's wife.
what is your excuse?
its funny watching it dodge saying n*gger
pirincess charlottes birthday
Sven GORAN Ericsson
alri homeopathic medic
alri tall, broad-shouldered, lantern-jawed chad
so you admit it's not 100% urine
me as I drink from a glass that's 99.9% filled with piss and 0.1% filled with ribena
*pat*
What we at /brit/ have always needed is a girl who's a regular, and I mean girl under UK law so not a bloke wearing a dress.
And their gimmick is that they get them out for the lads so we can masturbate over image of their bare breast. And we ejaculate over the image of bare breast.
That what we need now !
Do you lot not even turn the TV on? You see average couples together all the time on those shite ITV game shows
he has clout and hair I dont
dickinson
i volunteer
Sorry I meant 18 2 year olds x
its funny watching it dodge saying n*gger
a) she's still quite a munter and b) the only reason this even bigger got her is because of status
deaf, blind, mute, armless, legless, hairless, chad's who can only communicate through shitting themselves still crush mad puss
also please don't ask me to back that statement up
ribena is concentrate so it's alright
against one cunt
so get some clout. she is a munter. they are both middle aged.
Post his first wife who died
stuffing a deaf, blind, mute, armless, legless, hairless, chad down my cockhole
What the FUCK is that thing on her nose?
yeah
Who, me?
Remember this gem?
desuarchive.org
wow 2/10 gets 4/10 because he's "famous" and he puts her in his videos
fascinating stuff
the bitches
be needing
emotional validation
get a life mate
AI is so cute when it gets flustered
Is Pewdiepie a Chad? He has a fit wife
shes a munter
/brit/ spackers eagerly trying to jump in and try to pass their insecurities of their own appearance over to someone else, with a completely normal appearance, because they are so starved of social status that they need to feel an ounce of power and punch down on someone living life before returning to real life, living as the dregs of society in their childhood bedrooms
Danny looks tall with a broad masculine frame
His first wife was his looksmatch
might get on the cans soon
His wife is ugly lol
yarted off a bloinker
fuck sake lads look at the time
it just just 1 like 4 hours ago
I make good cum
to all the incels moaning about lookism and other bizarre nonsense, what do you do for fun?
yet you're a 6/10 and got no bitches lmao
20 minutes
who on earth is watching this rubbsih for 20 minutes
how can people have such utter lack of respect for themselves and their time
naming my two pet cats tigger and nigger
officetoilers need a concentration camp
wasters the lot of them
I watch a fit at least 7/10 goth girl streamer who has a 5/10 manlet boyfriend she's been with for over a decade
pov: you're reading homealoneeveryfridaynight's posts
Google flying jew star wars
what on earth makes you think im a 6/10 lmao
Jehovah's Witnesses forum
Lovely day to get out of the house.
you've been moaning about not having sex for hours on a friday
this is an ugly munter according to the /brit/cels
sitting here, i'm on the loo,
wondering what it is that i'm supposed to do,
and there i am with bog wipes to the side,
the bridges are burnt down,
my arse is open wide,
is it in too deep or shall my shit really flow?
is this the real thing?
i don't know but i've never shit like this before
and i feel a thunder in my arse,
that i just can't control,
i feel a thunder in my arse,
should i walk away, or push out my stool?
i feel a thunder in my arse,
where it comes from i just don't know,
oh no, oh no
ahh so it's heathermong and it's his new interest
mallardlad. what a legend
I'm very strict with the boys. I can be a right f#cking cow when I want to be
because you're young, fit and healthy mate.
get a skincare routine, hit the gym, put some rogaine in your hair.
jobs a good ’un
Specifically, the AfD considers, for example, German citizens with a migration background from predominantly Muslim countries not equal members of the ethnically defined German people.
Why are Germany trying to out pozz us? Just not on.
Detain. Deport.
wonder if getting a tattoo pet bird is a good idea or if they’re one of those secret shit pets like ferrets, i remember we had one as a class pet in about grade 5 and it was nice just having a little budgie fella
still waiting on diegz to post his deformed mutant skinwalker face
utter retard when we talk about 6/10 we're not talking about across all of the human spieces including babies and 90 year olds we're talking about relative to healthy adults
and i already have a skincare routine go to the gym (well home gym)
twat
i took this picture when i was a machinist toiler back in 2015
scary
such a fucking choon
mate? thats a willy erupting
imagine if she came like that while riding you
no idea how or WHY the word “tattoo” was inserted into the post reckon its the you-know-whos
so you're extremely fat or skinny, ruined leathery skin and bald?
i think you're too blackpilled haha
most literate brit poster
Robert De Niro's son Airyn comes out as trans…
She?
get a budgie mate. they're usually going cheep
have sex
so this ugly bish is into me
what would you do?
someone trying to be nice to diego
lol lmao
He's probably called you a mentally ill twat off-name
daughter*
protect the dolls
u first
are they an arseache to take care of?
get her pumped
gf is coming round later
how bad does it have to get before we migrate to Anon Babble
ofc the incels come out in droves to bring the mood down. maybe if you were more positive girls would actually want to fuck you.
rentberg sent a contractor round to fix something in my flat when i was at toil
what are the chances he had a cheeky snoop about and found my arse toys and stuff for dress up wanks
used to love working with lathes when I was a lad
actually mental how few jobs there are
fucking hate this shit country and how they try everything to see the natives fail
in a row
dunno. i just saw an opportunity to make a shit joke
0% he doesnt give a shit about you
he wants the job done and to be paid
but how
HOW
pretty sure they aren't allowed to just let themselves in without permission
the Anon Babble version of these threads are like a more disabled less funny version, didnt even know that was possible
my arse toys
love mini eggs
gave up trying to find one
Got a spot on my willy
it’s 3 simple as
good craic but scary sometimes
something on Anon Babble is unfunny and shit
someone stop the presses
spoiler: he lives with his mother and made it up for attention
pop knob in fanny
leftypol having fun with his multicultural friends, meanwhile rorke hate posting in his smelly childhood bedroom
currently watching some americans reacting to 28 days later and getting angry at how unlikable they are
you just failed the racism test, racist.
not got a shirt on x
haha no way x
Need Emma Watson to atomize my bollocks.
same x
Centre guy is Irish diaspora
MONKEY POX
im wearing a blazer and shirt but naked from the waist down
you'll get blackmailed to pay 500% rent increase
only react channel I've ever enjoyed is that popcorn one with the Amish lass
i have seen her in real life, she was in a waterstones in cheltenham, never said anything to her tho
and its bloody lush
GTA6 is going to be a big pile of wank anyway. They can delay it 'til 2050 for all I care.
I got a shit one in October last year and I'm still there with no end in sight. The only other jobs I can see are other minimum wage slave jobs
American reaction channels are the worst. Pausing the video every two seconds to ask inane questions. Hollering and soi facing at the slightest thing. Annoying people. I do enjoy watching blacks react to British music, though. That can be quite comedic
Emma Watson is a 5/10 to the incels
got my willy out lads xx
Need to start dressing smarter for the summer, might go do the shopping now
imagine hearing this in your head 24/7/365
I'm only going to use it to zone out anyway
i wonder how /brit/pol are reacting to the Reform wins
all you need is jeans and t-shirts
who fucking cares
me, hence the question
when i had people renovating my house i know they found my sex toys by all the puns they were making when chatting with them.
Mate, that’s not a pipe fitting
You ever need us to ‘probe’ anything else, give us a shout
A clue gained
fucks sake didnt even see it
thats me done then
well go there and have a look then you spacker
>You ever need us to ‘probe’ anything else, give us a shout
Did they shag you up the arse then?
I am not OK with this
smarter?
what teh fuck summer is when you dress down u tit
new
when i checked it was mostly people dooming about how nothing will actually change or yank proxies talking about how they cant wait to get to a reasonable healthcare system like the US has
done me like a bahn mi
Scrotelad
Elbow this fucking freak right in the jaw and knock his head smoove off
?