/balk/

Qrd on the swiss newfag?

My first decree as an ENTJ fascist dictator is a mandate replacing all phillips head screws with torx screws

is boon on the risp too?

some bored gay balkmun LARPing under VPN

don't worry bro hes trolling don't share information on your private life trolls feed on this Anon Babble and the whole internet is filled with losers who take dopamine because their reality sucks more than yours

don't feel bad because someone from fyrom known as a poor shithole laughs at you for taking some medication and hes acting like a medical expert

alright, how are we feeling today? made any new friends?

im off the meds feeling awesome

but you have problems as well don't act like you don't but the truth is i hope you feel good aswell

everyone in life has problems trolling isnt your cure folks

is autistic on meds

so this is why you hate hugs

What would you do if you learned your happiest memory was someone else’s story?

Literally you vro

what you mean

my happiest memories being someone elses story

its like someone saying my life its nothing new

so many leaders achiving fame and all of a sudden after he dies so many kids being named after him

I only accept hugs from cute 2d boys

Would you harm one person to save ten if no one would ever know? Would it feel different if the one person knew?

Mommy*

Bro why are you on fucking antipsyhotics?

those are forced

Stop being gay bro. Teen girls have assholes too

or maybe just 5000% tax companies using cheap alloys to make the screws

No, torx screws are objectively superior

thats like first year of harvard law school class about morality being a role as a guide in first societies and even in modern era as a laws

If you knew you’d die tomorrow, what truth would you tell today that you've always hidden?

truth cannot be hidden with M theory

Bro this is Anon Babble. We are all retarded here.
I know you think you are funny but this is actually the way I get girls. They think they can heal me.
No I hate it if its from random people in random situations. If you tell me that you are leaving in 2min I know that we will hug to say goodbye which is okay for me.

Are all of you mfs on some kind of medication and i am the only one who takes like vitamin d in the winter?

what i also meant to say

with String theory everything can be known in this 4Dimension

with M theory Secrets cannot be hiden

What do you want someone to remember about you, even after you're gone?

Are all of you mfs on some kind of medication

Aspirin and caffeine

im not on medication

you are not allowed to post on /balk/ without a diagnosis
this is a safespace

as i said with M theory my whole life is seen because is an intresting life

meaning i am remembered about being the greatest all the time

look you need to understand the concepts of infinity and the number infinity

Yeah but you said you stopped takeing them so it means you are supposed to be on them

Damn, guess I finna need to leave

you are just a maymun applying too much force
better metals used for cross screws would come out cheaper than mass adoption of more expensive torx, although they are more maymun-friendly

you're fucked up in the mind laughing at the swiss dude for having issues you have psychopatcy

Shitty alloys are also cheaper bro

you are makkkedonian

psychopatcy

being makkkedonian

Undiagnosed sweaty

the ironic part he says hes not insane but wants to become a fasist dictator

so since hes not a dictator he has an inferior person who wants to become superior so he loses his inferiority complex

i can assure you if a medical expert saw your posts here being in the shadow of not showing your true self and laughing at a new person who says he has issues he will assure you with being a psychopath

The bottleneck is in manufacturing, which is why cross is more available and cheaper. You'd have to be reusing a screw from Tito's days to bore it out to the extent it's unusable, or having maymun technique or no power tools.

how does this picture make you feel? do you have any response to it?

Quality > price
Good alloy > shit alloy
Superior geometry > inferior geometry

it doesn't bother me

because as i said M theory exists

have you ever been in a jacuzzi One moment your poor one moment you're rich

so with M theory is just like taking a jacuzzi

Bulgaria is the greatest country ever
Despite I am sad for not living in Bulgaria I am glad that they are at least my neighbors

Coek opali nekoja rima

Imagine slicing Sashko in half with a Dane axe

Its not even that bad.
I am handsome, intelligent and I have rich parents and autism. I get away with so much shit.
And if my parents dont give me enough money I just sell my aderall to my fellow students.

grkot saka da me trolla jas joint si rollam
kurvata dijana ne ja koljam kurvi borjam

In the realities of fyromia, the priorities are inverted
You are thinking like a dreamer, not like a practical ENTJ dictator

PSYCHOOOO

Bro no shit you would make good lyrics writer, I've noticed across the years that you are really fast and talented in dropping them

Since holywood is watching us

youtube.com/watch?v=hQtH7MS2Rec

let me take you on the history of holywood

this person is an undiagnosed psychoooooooooooooo

You should show off your wealth.

EJ bugi
Ne trubi
Da ne te aknam u grudi
Pa da ti studi

no he shouldn't

ej firomit
gnasen i nemit
ne bidi srdit
da ne si odis bit

rap bitka pocna
kuckata me bocna

Being an ENTJ dictator is about bending the world to your ENTJ will
If you prioritize practicality you become a codemaymun or something

Nemoj bre bugare
Imam mnogu drugare
Ke ti dojdam so gjorgi sugare
I ke napraam trubare

pffff

you aint ENTJ you don't have a tripcode you hide in the shadows like a faggot without a tripcode

I regret bringing this mbti skata to this place.

Pazi oa
youtu.be/JHphY1zWtBY?t=1364

My parents are rich and spend everything on my sister. I am poor. They dont even want to pay my rent. Thats why I have a chinese room mate. I am literally at work right now.

INTP reply

Then you are not rich.

My parents are rich and spend everything on my sister. I am poor. They dont even want to pay my rent. Thats why I have a chinese room mate. I am literally at work right now.

I am handsome, intelligent and I have rich parents and autism. I get away with so much shit.

And if my parents dont give me enough money I just sell my aderall to my fellow students.

nemas pari zeleni
nemas i dve crveni
za kurvi gnasni golemi
ke vidis kur do koleni

abe neli pravam faca kao nego taka

epa napravil pesna demek sum mu sin sto slusam House a ne pravam RAP a dobar raper bi bil

youtube.com/watch?v=9aaMzWEg7dg

coek od kade da pocnam a ako ima stvarno dete si go trenira da bide reper

It makes sense if you're on risperidone bro

ΚΑΛΗΣΠΕΡΑ ΧΥΝΩ ΣΑΣ ΤΗ ΜΟΥΡΗ ΕΥΛΑΒΙΚΑ ΕΥΛΟΓΗΤΟΟΟΣ Ο ΘΕΟΣ ΥΜΩΩΩΝ, ΝΥΝ ΚΑΙ ΑΕΙΙΙΙΙΙΙ

I regret bringing this mbti skata to this place.

Bro can't bend over to treat his nail fungus but he out there tolmbaut bending anyone to his will

A healthy family would give all the money to the oldest son and wed the daughter to rich men

CAR
I ja ja rokam ovaa, ajs e edini pejac so go slusam celo vreme od 6to oddelenie

abe neli pravam faca kao nego taka

Hahahahaha stv

Σκάσε γαβρε

youtube.com/watch?v=en2VXhmaxT0

eve ja himnata od negovata grupa

bodied that freak

"Dat ain't me" post incoming

ostarel ajzaklija barabcina

he screwed his nails back with torx screws with his new screwdriver kit

The parents assets also indirectly belong to the children.
Yes? They pay for all the healthy / therapy stuff but I dont really need it. Its for them and other people.
Exactly.

I ovaa
youtube.com/watch?v=8YVfVAjQE7M

New raft idea: plastic water bottles screwed onto the styrofoam frame with torx screws, motor powered by e-scooter battery and sails made of cotton tote bags.

youtube.com/watch?v=ad2RoYdyJD0

Coek so drugarite nonstop vikavme megju sebe

PORNO MAFIA SPAGHETI

coek popot me gleda cudno koa ke me vidi ne e pop tatko mu e pop se neam videno od taksiraat so nego PORNO MAFIA SPAGHETTI

Bro only Mangal ITT is prolly more obsessed than me about personal hygiene

I would unironically be taking my e-scooter to a nail technician every day if I had that shit

Dadada

I ovaa
youtube.com/watch?v=Wv2AFUrIuzA

coek zensko da ne si

ja pazev na cela moja higenja osven zabite zasto mi bea krivi a so moite imav frka ne sakav da nosam proteza sakav da mi stavaat implanti pa poslem staviv proteza

a sea nemam frka so higena

What conditioner do you use?

a ovaa brat

youtube.com/watch?v=GYn_fTVV2h0

ZA MANGAL PESNA IMA

new PC case idea: lift it off the floor so you don't have to accidentally give it a hangover beer bath in the morning

Hahahahah
Ovaa e za mangal pederot
youtube.com/watch?v=3-qM8eHSZ7s

Pantene

ne ne toa e za mojata generacija sto go slusaa justin bieber

boonche, aren't you balding? the fuck you need conditioner for

Bro only Xpozed ITT is prolly more obsessed than me about PC hygiene

I would unironically be hanging all my PC parts individually off the ceiling like in that meme if I had that shit

Bodied that barn dwelling freak

Ovaa e za maalskite
youtube.com/watch?v=Dcqgi5U7NBw

I make use of what I've still got.

desuarchive.org/int/thread/209624849/#209632069
desuarchive.org/int/thread/209624849/#209632827
desuarchive.org/int/thread/209624849/#209632976
desuarchive.org/int/thread/209624849/#209633123
My posts from the fungus thread btw

youtube.com/watch?v=5MASuwfHzuE
Da bi bio haj, daj dobar blajv
Da bi bio haj, daj dobar blajv
Da bi bio haj, daj dobar blajv
Da bi bio haj, daj dobar blajv
[Ajs Nigrutin]
Blesav instrumental, rilo pogradja u centar
Kroz etar leti kao Sveti Petar, granja hektar
Varim, cirkam nektar sok, ladim dzok ko bog,
povracam
Al na folk i dens i spens i ceo en es
Iskaljujem bes tako shto iznajmim kurvu za kres
Shto bi reko Mario bacam nov nigrutinski vers
Ne nije to skracenica za Versace gace
Mache reci lepo shta cesh, samo malo krace
Jel te to drugarica nauchila kako da plachesh?
Bolje da ti objasnila kako kobas da zvacesh
A ne te orbit gume, a dole Srbija Shume
Daj bagere i testere da se probijemo kume
Ti imash materijala i za dzemper vunen
Brzo brijach u ruke dok jednu buksnu grunem
Na fejkere pljujem, sprzim ceo shita grumen
Refren: [Ajs Nigrutin]
Da bi bio haj, daj dobar blajv
Haj, daj dobar blajv
Da bi bio haj, daj dobar blajv
Da bi bio haj, daj dobar blajv
Da bi bio haj, daj dobar blajv
[Ajs Nigrutin]
Parkiram se propisno da ne bi placo kazne
Prosho sam te faze da mi kola pauk mazne
Djogani Gazmet kaseta u kolima se ubudjala
Zaboravila vuna posle rodjendana, na kom se
posvadjala
S'bananama, koje nisu ni postojale
Jela je eside ustajale, pa su joj se banane
prividjale
A meni su se svidjale neke picharke
Koje bi na sve nachine naveo na sisanje
Moglo se ochekivati vrishtanje
Al' nisam nishta cirko bre, choveche
Pio sam antibiotike i malo dzeje koju mnogi
svrstavaju u narkotike
Al' kad pogledash ne dobija se u fabrici, vec uz
pomoc motike
To su ustvari biljke makrobiotichke
Imam dobre saksije, al' nemam uslove za gajenje
Hedovine zelene, uzmite pelene kad skinete tange
malene
I te forice sharene, chetrestrizla papirne
I niklovane ratkapne i te debele batake
Refren: [Ajs Nigrutin]
Haj, daj dobar blajv
Da bi bio haj, daj dobar blajv
Da bi bio haj, daj dobar blajv
Da bi bio haj, daj dobar blajv

youtube.com/watch?v=0n0Gp0Qluyo

decava se dobri so pesnava isto taka

Which one? Do they have men products?

youtube.com/watch?v=GKgbLllz4-w

Ne zaebavaj

Ovaa mi e br 1 od Barabata
youtube.com/watch?v=4J192M5SFeY

IKI sounds like ickey

and good weed is ickey

IKI do you wanna become a weed name

youtube.com/watch?v=xc6fcAtJRRI

Take your medicine bro

I am already done with work. Should I go home or stay and drink beer?

bolje mu e dr
youtu.be/_RVBaD9K7Sc

youtube.com/watch?v=UFSkXqD-c4o

dude you dont have sense of humor youre young you don't do drugs or drink alcohol

you are german not greek

Pazi ova, glej go gazenje e pusti zvuk
youtube.com/watch?v=dTTVNYJWvyw

How many hours do you work you larpist? Friday night is just starting and this nigga just says fuck it to all the tips he could be getting from normies happy to get poisoned.

imagine saying you working less than 12 hours a day in bars/restaurants

youtube.com/watch?v=JE0G894oDwc

Serbs should make a statue of Kale Gospodar vremena

White people are something else. I bet it's extroverted Balkanlar who take over the night shifts at the bar after their 8 hrs of uber driving.

Imagine working more than 0 hours a day.

I am imagining this on paper

obviously, westoids are useless trash

when i see a young person who hasn't tried a drug atleast weed i don't see them as a normal person

being young trying weed but not becoming a junkie is a normal trait

dont do drugs

but if you tried weed and didn't become a junkie you're a normal person in my opinon

and that being a normal person means not becoming a radical in any field

I tried smoking a few times when I was 20 but felt nothing. My bros said, "weed isn't for you".

i smoked a bit tried weed and i didn't like the smell or being on it as well so i quited smoking weed and didn't smoke a lot

Normaly 16h every week. Every wednesday, friday, and saturday. But now they need a competent bar keeper that can make the fancy drinks.
Maybe I will work on sunday dor brunch.

so how many years has passed 8 years and iki still wants to become a Dictator says hes ENTJ yet he doesn't show any of that trait

iki i think its a larp of some german because he hasn't shown a sence of humor at least one bit

and germans are known as being very seriouse

16h a week

Grim, I used to have 16h days. Do you work by yourself or alongside other bartenders? Mixing the fancy drinks just takes muscle memory after a week of intense orders. Is it like a slow restaurant?

so how would a seriouse fellow without social intelligence of jokes become a leader being ENTJ means you also have a sence of humor because ENTJ is a social person and not an introvert

youtube.com/watch?v=zyjXQcMjxRk

coek go obozavam i janko jadiburek

albo elections next week
time to vooooooooooooooooote

dont care dude

I made that up bro
I just buy 2 in 1 shampoo and conditioner

hahahahaha kakov seljak
mrzi go da trca gore

You missed my uber posting.

I used to have 16h days

Impossible.
It is a rather upscale restaurant that is locally famous for its unusual drinks. I like serving more because communication is easier since there is a menu that you can read off when someone asks something.
I am taking one more beer then I will walk home.

Impossible

tutorial world nigga

no i didn't bro

i just drank one beer i watch my weight and im gonna workout

I feel like this guy is a little bit biased

Are you really bragging about having a harder life?

Yes, Fridays and Saturdays were intense. 16 hrs. Rest of the week about 12-14. But there was always at least 2 bartenders at any time. Used to work 7 day weeks too, but it was a summer gig and I was learning, so it's understandable. Other more experienced bartenders chose to have 1 day off. Accommodation was 5 minutes away from the bar. I'm sure you can learn the bar-specific drinks in a week, it's just memorization through practice. If your boss isn't a tight ass and lets you pour drinks supervised by a senior bartender, and doesn't require a bartending certificate to unlock the cocktails DLC like you ypipo do.

while if you ask me yes i do have a harder life than you

dunno about the albanian tho

21:26 / 30.04.25

The Greek intelligence service and police have detained a 59-year-old Greek citizen of Georgian origin in the port city of Alexandroupolis, who was photographing military equipment, BTA reported.

He was working on behalf of another person who sent the materials via an encrypted application. The person was recruited by the Russian military intelligence agency GRU and was located outside of Greece.

The arrested man admitted that during their initial contact, the recruiter promised him a monetary reward, but then he carried out the espionage activity voluntarily for the benefit of "Mother Russia."

vgh... the vlachmunic-ikimunic-fyromunic ENTJ triumvirate dictatorship of el salvador...

youtube.com/watch?v=OrK9nVLAqwk

The mantis stalks the cicada unaware of the oriole behind.

Hahahhahaha that was exactly what he was rambling about, bro

He was saying "Russia fucked your ass, they have space rockets, technology, they owned half of europe" and I just left at that point

I think the most disturbing fact about normalniggers is that they consider everything online to be real.

Well the manager wanted to kick me out because of the fight with that one customer that grabbed my arm. He hates me because he can't handle my autism. But the owner is a friend of my father so thats why I am still able to work there.

Hard to argue with this logic

I need to buy like 10 white button up shirts so I don't have to do laundry every week

I should do this but with incel black tshirts

But the owner is a friend of my father so thats why I am still able to work there.

Most Balkan thing you've said so far. Expect passive-aggressive attempts to have you shafted to less desirable shifts or other workplace shenanigans.

I thought that was mostly gullible autistics-lite like me falling for it. I thought normalcattle were less prone to trusting Internet "facts".

where did you get that, the Internet?

That's something normies would usually say

You don't leave your coom dungeon bro apart from like once a week
No point

normalcattle only trust facts that imply they're "secret", like entry level conspiracy theories

I leave like every other day on average bro

mediocrity and inability to control spergy emotions are normal
you are not special

no no, everyone must label themselves as autistic so they can feel special

Normalcattle will believe anything as long as it's part of the consensus, now that the internet is swarmed with them it's suddenly okay to believe the most retarded bullshit ever.

is your body ready?

once this happens, both ROMAnians and makkkedonians will seethe at bulgaria's europeanness

We should of put St. Climent of Ohrid instead of St. Ivan of Rila for eternal Vardarian seethe. Golden opportunity missed there.
And honestly the Madara rider is such a strange choice, we are not even 100% it was created by khan Tervel, only one of the inscriptions is attributable to him.

Justinian the emperor made a treaty [...] the Bulgars [...] and came to Tervel. My uncles at Thessaloniki did not trust the emperor with the cut-off nose and went back to the Kisiniie [...] one of his [...] The ruler Tervel made a treaty and gave to the emperor five thousand [...] with my help the emperor scored a fine victory.

room mate has invited some guests.

I hate humans.

call them "normalcattle"

project a need to feel special though that was never implied, only a deficiency was pointed out as a way to disprove a generalized claim

ENTJ wannabe dictators

have you celebrated muslim on stick day today?

EU cucked them out of putting Kire and Moco or Klime on their coins

We won

As long as +50% of the population has brown eyes, hair, non-international names and below-median EU purchasing power, the inferiority complex towards Europe and seeing Europeanness as an external entity, a mirage to be pursued, will never end.

how are we feelin' tonight?

awesome seed a CIA operation

Okay. I took some adderall.

I want to booze

Seeded*

UMMMMMM but you see libral, wewuz ancient ugabugas n sheit, though we have nearly 0 traces of ancient bugar DNA in us anymore, we still ancient European. What do you mean my horse tail and clan tattoo isn't recognized as a valid ID no mo? FUCK western timmies, Balkmun is autochthonous inhabitants n we wuz European, more European dan dem Germanics dat had to be united into relevance by a manlet Corsican!

The conquests of Semen the Great finna carry me into Europeanness like nuthin else, deze Timmies bedda recognize! *snaps fingas* *cracks neck*

tervel saved them kraut timmels from islamification, too bad they can't feel the effects of his noble sacrifice now.....

Who programs the programmer?

I want to jerk off but there are still random people in my flat.

Are you upset, son?

another programmer
look up compiler bootstrapping

How is programming even real?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Federico_Faggin

faggin

Why is computing so gay?

more like pederico faggin lmaooo kit

Don't really feel like eating oats again bros

popular threads: fag game, fag thread, fag game, fag thread
soychuds should have killed it for good

youtube.com/watch?v=J_lKDpdcBaA

Turksa soba bibeo dropped

hey, I made that thread!

All sane people stayed in the various bumkers, only humuses and similar mentally ill cunts returned back.

There are a lot of bunkers in albania.

biresource.org/
I laughed.

notice how it's full of fat black women instead of normal people
at least LGB is becoming a thing again

They are leaving. Finally.

None of them are chad... pederer looks like a cartoon homosexual villain like Him from the Powerpuff Girls and djokovic looks like his head accidentally went through a hydraulic press but the albanian ears propped back up, what's this tranny tolmbaut

Federer looks like that one Greek you should thank 5 times a day

I shit on bogdan laban

Gringo mogs them all despite being utter sheit at pennis and he bangs gyppo sluts so he has my personal respect.

Wawrinka > federer but the world is not ready for this conversation yet.

Wawrinka's paternal great-grandfather originated from Silesia — the border region between Poland and the former Czechoslovakia — and the surname originates with the Polish language.[11] It is related to Wawrzyniec, the Polish version of Laurence, or Laurentius

But of course the slav has to do all the work for Timmy under his medkit flag whilst he works 1/3 normal weekly hours and complains about his rich family

Haha it's funny because it's cruel and racist, just like me!

This is so true btw.

This was uncalled for.

gigakino slopcode needed to force a scroll to bottom

zesty font

Also working 16-20h while being a fulltime student is a lot.

no idea what it is

ice cream sprinkles font

Best match is Consolas Bold Italic

dafont.com/

You just made me reminisce how i used to download fonts for my wow folder in 2009

thread refresher done
fucking retarded API needs two calls to get the page number and the posts

Thanx for reminding me to change the 4chanx dating format from mm/dd/yyyy to dd/mm/yyy

I should change it to yyyy first desu, that's how I have it on the web

This looks so good bro

based, I have a really good feeling about this season of /balk.

I am hungry and I have nothing to eat.

%Y/%m/%d(%a) %H:%M:%S
use this bro

starve to death

Kys fag.

I jus got rid of the year cos who tf need it
Desuarchive got the year if I need a reference screenshot

I'd forget the year if I didn't see it