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/cum/ - Canada USA Mexico
Oh boy, first post of the thread, better make it a good one.
I'm a motherfuckin' demon rockin' Palm Angels
What plant is this?
i don't know
the cum plant
Yes you do
Lum é branca, germânica e gaúcha
imagine living in a food desert and having to survive off gas station and dollar store snacks
told this guy im firm on the price and he still comes and tries to offer me less, sent him packing LOL
Sigma Sigma Boy Sigma Boy Sigma Boy
this is almost my parents. they live in a rural area, there's a small grocery store around the block for essentials but to get to a "real" grocery store like Kroger or Albertsons they have to drive 30 mins.
Down so bad i signed up for ashley madison
In one small town in Maryland the municipal police department was forcibly disbanded. Not entirely clear why but the rumor is that there was corruption or gross incompetence.
ashley madison
the No. 1 married dating
he doesn't know
tell me you're a zoomer without telling me you're a zoomer
the city of Newark, new jersey literally doesn't have a police force. There isn't a tax base there to create a police department.
The united sates would improve 100000% if the fair housing act was repealed
pic
Sexo salvaje con todas esas morenas piernudas
I'm 53 thoughever... ^^;
BUT SHE'S MY EVERYTHING SHE'S ALL THAT I NEED SOMETIMES MORE THAN I WANT
Looks like some variety of rosemary to me
there was a whole other continent before
Sorry not rosemary, oregano. Don't know why I typed rosemary. Same general characteristics of oregano but they generally have hardier leaves in the varieties I'm used to seeing
SHES THE ONE FOR ME
NOT TO CHEAP FOR ME
SHES THE ONLY ONE FOR ME
NOW AND ALWAYS
youtu.be
that's just 18th century schizoposting
The meal:
Nachos
Chilli
Burrito
Watermelon
Grapes
Water
ITSUDEMO I LOVE YOU
KIMI NI TAKE KISS ME
WASURARENAI KARA
BOKU NO DIAJI NA MEMORI
Ayo the pizza here
I've got a good feeling about Canada
nothing feels as good as lounging around at home buck ass naked right after a shower
Yes anon I'm down so bad I'm looking for cheating milfs
not showering for weeks and being stinky is better
God I wish I could see this
Whenever I don’t understand something I always ask chatgpt to explain as if it’s George and I’m Lennie from Of Mice and Men and it always works. I might be retarded for real
what's there to see exactly? sit in a chair without clothes you'll have the same experience
I want to see your schlonkey kong
There are too many stupid people who talk just for the sake of talking
I do not care for people who always have to have something to say about something
there are one gorillion of those on the internet ready to travel to your computer as flashes of light on demand
just had two bowls of pasta with breaded steak buds
just had two bowls
fucking stoners and their retarded strain names
hello
Faggots have zero standards
for me, it's high baritone
no one on ashley madison wants to fuck an Anon Babblecel.
you'd have better luck on farmersonly.com
sex with old ladies seeking young men who lift weights
Carney is so boring. He isnt charismatic or awkward or funny or anything. Talks like the district manager of a retail store.
That's a good thing you 20-IQ trumpanzian troglodyte
Who gaf about leafistan?
I'm aure there are plenty of fat old boomers on there that will gladly take any young cock they can get their hands on. Even good looking older women will go crazy for the cock if they've been stuck in a sexless marraige for 10 years
ask me how I know
that's exactly what you want in a politician
How would you know what I want
Playing the F2P open world JRPG style story driven action adventure game Wuthering Waves™
what's the move
women PLEASE message me first so I can get scared and fumble
reading a book
that was the plural generic "you" meaning "normal people"
A "bowl" refers to when you fill up a bong or pipe
English sucks
you can try bumble but every woman on there is severely mentally ill
Need poop
cuckes out again award
biggest pussy on earth award
will do nothing he promised award
Haha
Orange man is so funny
see you got the judicial, the legislative and the executive
all fake
I thought this was supposed to be an NWA parody at first
And then you've got the jews who control all three of them
dont forget the checks and balances
can confirm i saw 2 of my exes on there and those bitches are nuts
im just a bill, and im sitting here on capitol hill
just call your local congressman if you have any complaints
we played you the flute and you did not dance
I identified my issue with Minecraft. I feel bad altering the BEAVTY of NATVRE and that's when my worlds start to annoy me.
Also why are my chests black.
the chicken jorkey ppeed on them
no point in a building game when the naked earth is the pinnacle of living
Chat is this true
I never liked Emma Stone she looks like a toad
and her voice sounds stupid
Why do some people call couches "Davenports"
My granny called em that, must be an old old old timer thing
Hate her lispy smoker voice
The worst part about orange man is that he is never as cool as libtard media makes him out to be
Why do we call certain pieces of furniture the "ottoman" ?
Yes its snake oil of the first magnitude
You need to make builds that don't interfere with the landscape
I built my last base in a cave with a sea entrance, so I built a dock inside and made it like a pirates cove
got $1k in flight credits because I had to cancel an overseas trip
where should I go for a few days before I return to work after neeting for 2 years
because we put our feet on the ottomans
opo gangnam style
Yes this place is safe, you won't get shot. Who wanted an invite? I'll hang with anybody here that can make it here.
*gets shot*
Donde
Idea for a TV show, its the sopranos but its set in the third reich.
figured that nigga was finna boutta break it down gangnam style
tf
honestly better than 90% of the drek that's came out recently. did hollywood forget how to write a fucking show or what?
AI is writing the scripts for 95% of them now
The Schutzstaffanos
They stopped hiring based on merit
ai would do better. it's humanities drop-outs writing the scripts.
you could actually do something cool with this since the mafiosos were big in ww2
problem is modern hollywood wouldn't' focus on the cool parts of the story and would instead focus on muh jews and make them do some fag shit like "hurr lets smuggle jews outta hiya!!"
I can't wait until AI slop takes over everything
Tame Impala is our generations Beatles
reddit opinion
does every man in power fuck his female subordinates?
No, real life isn't porn
what about harvey weinstein
Depends on the subordinate more than the man desu
oh yeah that's never happened in real life
yeah if they can get away with it. raping your female slave was pretty much a given for most of human history
Crazy to me how much the liberals fumbled the bag. They could have kept the globalized economy and waged the occasional foreign war in the name of gay rights, but no, they also had to import tens of millions of the dumbest third worlders imaginable into the American heart land.
no, every woman in a subordinate position seduces her boss
i really wish there was a gym that looked like a roman style building and it had a toga only dress code
Sissy fitness
I'd go to sissy fitness
i don't see no sissies
i have a gross beard
shave it
nah
business idea: intercourse
Where is here? You keep inviting me to ride with you and that would be cool. I'd need to borrow a bike probably
me going to the gym
then stop calling it gross, love yaself
Chester, Connecticut
I fart very loud but my roommate never farts. he must think he's better than me
cool park
I'm going to eat your ass like a cupcake
Puerto Vallarta in Jalisco
Check this out, $1,400 brand new
Puerto Vallarta is where all the jasonkin go. I remember because all the nursing students got kicked out during COVID for going there
Some family guy jokes like the Charlie brown one or the one where the dogs scrapes his paws into bloody nubs against the door feel ugly and mean spirited. It feels like the joke is to laugh at the people who don't find it funny and call them offended rather than to laugh at the joke itself.
Kek I could buy it for the trip, abuse the hell out of it and give it to some kid that wants to ride but has no scratch. I did that when I went to thailand way back, made that dude's year I'm sure
im addicted to these $5 harris teeter shrimps
if someone gives me a single kind (You) i will go buy myself something nice instead of putting it off for weeks
Just think how cheap used ones are.
what are you thinking of getting? i still want to buy a palantir
a new pc monitor, among other things. i'm using a monitor from 2013-ish that has gnats stuck behind the screen. i already have done the research with Anon Babble and have it in my amazon cart, just need to pull the trigger. feels dumb because it's not a "need" and just a semi-expensive "want".
I love this ad
Women are so perfect
Just get it
Treat yourself, you deserve it
if you use the computer in any regularity having good parts for it is a huge quality of life bump for the cost. hell, i'd even say you should consider a second smaller monitor as well
The tv show jersey shore tarnished the good image of italian americans.
Tarnished? Or exposed their true image?
sopranos restored it
the true image is middle class white collar suburbanites who's only defining feature is a cool sounding last name
jersey shore came after the sopranos ended
Always wanted snooki nudes to come out but her body got rekt after pregnancy
snooki was adopted from chille at birth, she is not italian
Ok good
Latinas are hotter
indo-aryans, india
everything is filthy, no hygiene
wrecks on the roads
street shitting
locals try to sell you shit or rob you
god help you if you're a white woman
indo-aryans, iran
everything is clean
roads are maintained better than half of fucking canada
people use bathrooms
locals are extremely polite and generous, always offering free food
women mog you
What causes this?
Imagine a gym with a bunch of gay dudes who get paid to tell you what a good job you're doing. You would get so ripped.
My fantasy has turned to madness and all my goodness has turned into badness
Imagine a gym with a bunch of gay dudes
I've imagined a regular gym
I just like making women cum buckets. I don't even care if I get off because sometimes I'll have a hard time getting there, but it's still my favorite thing to do. YKTF /cum/mies?
the only time india was ever good was during the mughal empire which was culturally persian
Regular gay dudes are mean though
You took it all away I gave it all away
Cant take my freedom
Here to change the game a banner made of pain
I built my kingdom
He's an oil driller
Little dude is a fishing lure that's about 2 ft long, it's a Rapala.
Oops
Wrestling has more than one black champion
It's maaaaaaaaaaaaay
cumpies, im drinking covfefe
bros
Perrrrfect
I wish I had $500,000
the sport of wrestling was an Aryan pastime enjoyed by great civilizations like greece and rome. In the american empire its been transformed into embarrassing slop thats staged and is the most low brow thing to have ever been created
<3
Dude same
How long does gouda last in the fridge?
you are from what part of germany?
Yet did the Greeks or Romans have an entrance that went this hard?
Dont think so
Francfort del meno
mexico
Until you see green shit on it
not so fast, chuds!
Are american idol groups cringe or based
I'm happy to hear an expert chime in
Booba sexo coom give me an OF link for the girl on the right
I've been to amsterdam and aruba DUTCH GIRLS HAVE RED PUSSY HAIR!!!
Yet you cant suffer in America
boobs too big
penis
fucking whore
go find some urkelkin and call him the gamer word
I love fat girls, I wish I was American
errr you cant even see any booba in that picture....
why are there so many dutch in aruba????????
youtube.com
gooning to this atm
quick, start one of our own and start pumping it! We can't let people think they won!
Could they possibly be any more transparent
Colonialism
give me a red head girlfriend thank you
blonde hair blue eyed dutch girls are for sex and not much else
You're too short for them they are giraffes
anyone wanna send me a pic of their butthole for $50
Ayo the blonde is a tranny?
Im just as sex starved as you guys are, do you really think I'd be here if I was getting my rocks off?
why? are you short for dutch girl?
if youre serious, yeah sure. but idk why you would want that
sincerely dont understand how people keep up an active social life. its impossible to juggle especially if you include speaking with family members regularly. Shit literally feels like trying to manage an extremely WoW rotation combo but it never stops and if you miss the timing on one of the cooldowns someone is angry you didnt talk to them in x days or you didnt go to y event. huge headache im going back to shut in lifestyle ASAP
tall women secretly lust after short men
i've seen it happen in real life
I do think I'm better than you and believe this household ought to be held to a higher standard of decorum.
Im 6'0, but you need social skills and a life to attract women, but Im an autistic retard
isnt 6'0 not even tall in your country to begin with.
how should i send it? post a pic of your butthole with your balls hanging thanks
sorry nevermind, i thought easy $50 but now i dont think its worth my dignity. no offense at all to you. but dont fret im sure plenty of guys online will do that for you. try omegle or grindr probably i guess
Most women are 5'10
I'm literally going to suck your dick
If I can suck yours after
Youtube recommendations have been completely bonkers as of late.
I'm not a fucking physicist, I have no idea what any of this shit means
I'd suck on a dutch girl's blonde pussy all day if she asked me to I'm not gay like you
I love tall girls, I wish I was Dutch
If food and supplies become scarce in U.S stores because of the trade war, will stores limit food, soap, toiletries, etc to one item per person like old war times? I can already imagine the shitshow that would ensue from this. You'd have gun-toting retards posing a threat to everybody in the store by pulling out a gun and shooting for the last carton of eggs lmao
what about the 95 feces
The issue is getting girls to ask you to suck on their pussies in the first place, but they dont ask autistic retards like me
A lot of slop/fed accounts were spamming the "Russians are Muslims with HIV" script today with extra vigor and butthurt. This usually occurs when the Ukrainians face a major battlefield setback, so I checked the news and see why: NATO forces have been completely wiped out in Kursk. Ukraine/NATO officially have nothing in their hand at the negotiating table.
looks like monaco desu
You already made this post, Ivan.
$125?
just move to mexico and pay $200 a month in rent
my name is Charles Joseph
America produces men who, as a rule, say the opposite of what they really think due to cowardice.
are piano lessons fruity?
This Jeetchud speaks to the soul of /cum/
if you are unironically insecure about your masculinity/straightness over something as innocuous as piano lessons then you're already too lost in the sauce
humiliation ritual
elton john though
The Ukrainian government doesn't care about provoking Russian retaliation because it is led by people who are not ethnically Ukrainian and don't care if a million Ukrainians die or the country exists when all is said and done.
i felt that shit
we need to get him to hollywood
Israeli army bombs Yaffa School in Tuffah area in Gaza, a place that has been serving as a shelter for displaced families, namely women and children.
The place is ablaze now, those that were sleeping are being burnt alive.
At least five people confirmed to have been killed by Israel’s latest assault.
This is adding to the more than 50,000 people slaughtered in the last 18 months.
yes. allow me to explain. You're sitting there taking lessons on how to delicately and carefully stroke on a large wood thats bigger than you are. piano lessons are definitely gay if you think about it logically
So what its Muslims
where are the sexicans?
at the pawn shop
decide to purchase a DragonBall Z shirt
cute girl behind the counter
"ooh, who's your favorite character?"
vegita
"which one is he?"
he's the one in the blue clothes
"oh, he looks like a badass"
Cya virgins
they will do it to you if they get the chance
i've never been in a pawn shop. i always imagined it would just be a bunch of junkies arguing with an arab behind the counter
Mine is pretty comfy
pawn shops are all owned by jews
how about a jawn shop and it sells jawns
I don't know what a jawn is
Was asleep pretending to be asleep in my dream until I actually did fall asleep then had a dream in my dream until I woke up in my dream
Cya virgins
Sounds disorienting
if Kurt Cobain was still alive do you think he'd be based or a libtard?
The latter
He would have been Trans
Did you guys see that woman in Pennsylvania who sprayed diarrhea on another person's car in an act of road rage
he was a full on libtard before it became popular to be one
So sora changed the front page algorithm to show you more area specific content and now it’s full of soyshit germanycore ai slop instead of sexy ai girls
this is honestly beautiful
if James Gandolfini was still alive would he be based or a libtard?
reaction image material
There’s more to the story!
Germany is when there's no ethnic Germans left or something
Did you generate this image just to respond to my post
I'm posting this in /dbs/
layne would've been a lib
I did ya
An obese young man with pimply skin and greasy hair wearing a dragonball z shirt with vegita with blue clothes on it
Rick Harrison and his son Fat Fuck aren't Jews
why are so many towns in america named after cities in europe/asia/south america?
She has an OnlyFans
Name 1 town named after a city in Asia
Les Gold of hardcore pawn is
China, IL
Japan, Missouri
Sexican semen, Florida
I feel like gender reveal parties were not a thing until like 10 years ago
Unfunny and cringe
If Adolf Hitler was still alive would he be based or a libtard?
Yes, we know you're unfunny and cringey
When Muslims come to America they become politically deNazified and Judeo-Liberal, so their Palestine advocacy veers into the direction of anti-white instead of anti-Jewish and thus becomes ineffective. Edward Said for example.
Since October 7th they have corrected to a more general anti-Jewish form. This is effective, which is why the America's Jewish sovereign is abducting them and deporting them all.
All Euros are libtards
You only need look at Kanye West to find out what Hitler would be like today
new neu
Use this for the new
Ok but you have to admit his video on the turbo encabulator was fire though, even for a layman
What an uninspired comeback
**cums on your back**
:DDD