Dutch scran edition
/brit/
corrrr
Imagine if Nigel became our PM
never going to happen
Thoughts?
He would step down immediately and make Zia Yusuf our first Muslim PM
This isn't even speculation, he's quite openly admitted he plans to do this
The OP is filtered so i dont really care about his (likely brown) opinion
*flies through the thread at 10000000000000000000000 miles an hour*
Real question is will he stop immigration or be cucked like Trump and enrich himself and turn the country into a banana republic
Question of personal riches, or go down in history as the saviour of the British races in their homeland and be remembered like King Arthur in a 1000 years
bro filtered an entire nation because spainlord mindraped him :skull:
woah did anybody see that?
rorke would be shaking his lil ass all over the damn place
Mental how badly I mindraped you
Lovely tomato soup for lunch
Are you still touring Vancouver?
Looks like someone deep fried a turd
did the immigration party beat the other immigration parties
me? 2000 rated on chess.com
whats your favourite opening
Dunno what that means
Real question is will he stop immigration or be cucked like Trump and enrich himself and turn the country into a banana republic
He's already answered that question.
x.com
imagine the PM having called 190 a benchod
the Dutch eat this weird peanut sauce on chicken from Indonesia and it's disgusting
you're rated 2000 on the virgin-o-meter too
The vagina
sxcwiag
awhc
In Toronto this time x
rorke getting his cheeks clapped outside greggs
found a deranged female gooner with hairy vagina and armpits on twitter
we eating good tonight
satay? fink its alright, but yeah dunno why people love it so much
dtfic larping as spaino lmfao he mindraped you so bad
muslims will vote a guy with zero political opinions apart from inbreeding good israel bad into parliament but farage thinks he can win the muslim vote loooool
so what happens now that reform has won a bunch of seats exactly?
Queen's Gambit
Might learn Caro-Kann but i kinda cba. 2000 was my lifetime goal so i might just be done with it now
Frikandel is OK but kroket is better
Would you eat her poo?
rape
the migrants will keep coming
love wearing stuff that covers my face makes me feel anonymous and safe in the scary world
wtf didnt know it was that bad
Where do I see myself in 5 years? Some kind of gestapo position would be ideal, something where I can force trannies feet first into a wood chipper and get paid for it.
Why do you ask? What does that have to do with me applying to this role in the primary school?
corr
Yeah?
Lib Dem SURGE
Might become a soupeur
fucking hell the tories really are just finished aren't they
tory and labour voters are so demoralised that they stayed at home
boomer reformers were out in their droves to help farageberg
Well, what a girl wearing nothing but a smile
And a towel in the picture on the billboard in the field near the big ol' highway
I bet it wouldn't take her very long to be gone
If someone would pull a dirty trick and take her towel away
I slow my Jimmy down to twenty, that's how many wrecks I see there every day
Caused by the girl wearing nothing but a smile
And a towel in the picture on the billboard in the field near the big ol' highway
smoking poo
Hard to tell what he would do in power. He's walking the tightrope there between trying to be politically viable but keeping hope alive. If he is elected and a dud i can't see a MIGA cult like America, but he would need opposition further from the right to keep him on track. Bring back Griff.
Been making a lot of racist comments online recently
Sir Useless Wanker
imagine if farage did become PM
the country would be even more finished than it already is
every political leader bends over to the same jew overlords
it literally does not matter who gets in. the same plan is always in motion
Are Reform really as racist as leftypol claims?
Because if so, they've got my vote
Best get it out of your system before the Online Safety Act comes into force on Tuesday
right xirs the country hates us for increasing immigration fourfold for the fourth time in a row, how do we fix this?
ah yes of course making Olukemi Olufunto Adegoke Badenoch our leader!
howling, screaming etc
How do these two not realise that she's trolling them?
Coventry
"convetrieren" is a german word and means "to bomb a town into oblivion"
didnt even know there was an election
spent the entire day gooning to porn, what have you lads been doing?
literally just finished a wank over allie dunn
Thoughts on pic related?
work hard on Friday because I'm a white man
everyone else on Friday is away on teams for 30-45 minutes a pop and just flat out refuses to do anything
toilberg really ought to do summat bout this
The British worker is so lazy on Fridays it's fucking disgusting
Doing a bit of work
sounds like what the brits did to that one german city that one time
back from an exam that I easily just got an A in considering how easy it was
who is that?
there's one on the first Thursdya of literally every single May you bhenchod
good toildrone
wfhtoiling but not really
instead ive been doing a bit of the spring cleaning. dusting, vacuuming, mopping
we share /brit/ with uni students
oh my christ
unironically not trump but you’re probably too dishonest to admit that
we did it
In Britain that's just called Dresden.
honestly lad you're such a lazy cunt, good job I love you isn't it
hello unc
i’m finishing my first year of uni as we speak
For me it's Subverse without setting the game to private so all the people on my Steam friends list knows I'm gooning
I'm 32 and in my final year of university because I spent my entire life fucking about doing nothing with it
israel owns him mate
Why is this bad?
good lad, i prefer them a bit thicker.
elon's own AI turned on him
deary me
If by "we" you mean the Blairite consensus, then yes.
wanking over conventionally attractive women
Hello underage
bizarre
believing this isn't entirely intentional and controlled for the media circus
hey america haters and losers
explosive truth nuke
her labour opponent did the exact same thing
proper all in on refugees welcome to DEMANDING that the labour government shuts down a migrant hotel as soon as the election begins
they're so shameless it's quite vile desu
put it up your arse heh heh
yeah?
thats a mfing EGG
Tories and Labour both have been decimated and they're arguing with each other on BBC News whilst the Reform lad sits adjacent smugly
lmao
Finished uni 12 years ago me
NEW: Number of council seats at 13:30
RFM: 245 (+245)
CON: 84 (-199)
LDM: 65 (+30)
LAB: 22 (-63)
IND: 22 (-16)
GRN: 12 (+6)
jar of rorkes for tea
and since then you've spent 12 years in shit jobs never using that degree
imagine getting done by yet another conman
jar jar rorke
only care about the general elections
yeah
japanese cucks be like
i ruv beeg brack cocku
more fucking merge conflicts
Ohhh…Husbant…you wank too much pron....now I am bracked….
based
the boomers in wealthy countryside areas are shitting themselves now kier's moving migrants into their areas
love to see it
Not really I sell sophisticated data products to hedge funds
fancy way of saying you tell bank managers how much they owe you for the mocha
I watched the entire thing and I gotta say she is mostly correct.
It would only take a few generations for something to become "normal".
It's how culture evolves, the russian lad is just being stuck up.
can't stand these two neeks
rorke won
it's over
Went on a random 12km walk at midnight last night, aha what am I like
Any zesty Rorke gifs?
remember youtube rewind
Alri granddad
I always thought Anon Babble was the most retarded place on the internet but my mate recently showed me a tiktok featuring this guy and the comments were full of people asking if he's okay and what disease he's got and if his story was true (the story being he murdered an entire platoon of men because there was only coke zero left) without any shred of irony. Those people's votes count as much as yours does.
Rockstar Games
@RockstarGames
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Grand Theft Auto VI is now set to release on May 26, 2026.
get a fucking life you virgin cunt
ok thanks heatherspaz
It would only take a few generations for something to become "normal".
Way less than that. It just takes concentrated propaganda. When I was growing up, you'd basically never ever meet a gay and you certainly wouldn't see them walking about town holding hands and everyone found them disgusting as a concept and now tens of thousands flock to the streets to watch them flash their bits at children every summer and cheer them on for doing so. And that changed happened in like, less than 15 years.
get a fucking life you virgin cunt
Privatises everything. Replace the working class with immigrants but have the union flag flying outside every school and mosque
Corr
It's going to be shit anyway, and not even on PC
shut up
OIM AWN OLIDEY
Rorke feelin zesty
bradleyposter has been ominously quiet as of these past few threads
flyberg just clocked in for a long shift of buzztoil
reading more comments on videos from that channel on tiktok and there's people who genuinely didnt know the moon doesnt emit its own light
Are you serious? No PC release? Oh my daaaaays
for me it's the mckroket
Pootoil looms
got a buzzcut and my grey sweater and grey trackies on. looking like some sort of lobotomised half wit
must be annoying going through life this thick
PC is always a year later so not likely until 2027 at the earliest.
looks awful
dtfic
?
and the latest from leftypol?
people are mentally ill. i always wondered since social media became a thing who the fuck would follow brand accounts like "Mr. Clean" and stuff like that. If you browse tiktok you'll see these brands commenting with millions of upvotes all advertising with one another.
i dont understand if these people know they are just being advertised to or what.
when i was a teenager with a head full of hair id just get a buzzcut, no one told me what was a good hair style ever
now that im balding and like nearly 30 i want the best cut possible but it will inevitably look like shit. why couldnt i source this information before
What happens??
just paid the cost to be the boss
what video is this?
How did you get to 2000
Stuck on 1500 on lichess me
Just do what germany does to the AfD. Deny that people have legitimate concerns call them far right extremist party and try and ban them at every turn
I remember that tiktok of a woman who had a lemon tree in her garden and didn't know she could eat the lemons on them
i'm at 200 and i just have fun playing the game :)
they're out in their tight summer dresses
leftypol status?
It's this clip.
youtube.com
This feels like good old fashioned stupidity over mental illness. The man has tiny doll hands for fuck sake.
kahtimerss. sometimes i put a bit of argan oil on my head so it shines and blinds anyone who looks at it
what time you finish?
Anyone who votes for a Green councillor deserves the misery that comes with it
don't believe you about the tik tok comments
Found a mole in the garden (dead). Detained and interviewed catberg about her movements but had to let her go due to lack of evidence
the gritwank
mad how reform and lib dems are now the two main parties in the UK
huge L for leftymongs. you love to see it
remember all caps when you spell the man's name
mental how past generations in our countries were both FAR younger and more conservative
Sir Loli Feet
Mad how theyre no different from labour or conservatives
DOOM
sounds a little too abrasive for my tastes
Sandpaper wank?
lol
erm but they're different colours
that means that they're different
imagine shagging a victorian bird
imagine the sounds she’d make
Lib Dem SURGE
He doesnt follow mr clean...
basically a very poor man's body scrub
Need to consume her faeces.
that's a bit of me that is
Youve got me there mate
Haha what a funny character he is. Like the non nazi boris johnson. Love politics me x
Hate this milquetoast Paddington 2 dad
He represents the ideals of a country that doesn't exist
NGL SEEING WOMEN ABOUT WITH TONED ARMS IS DOING SHIT TO MY PENIS
WAS NEVER INTO GYMSLAGS MUCH BUT IT'S CHANGING NOW
?
i didnt believe people were this dumb until i made a tiktok account for my business and started checking out what was popular.
these people walk among us.
who falls for this shite. clearly its a pisstake. stuff like this just makes me question if people understand humour or if they just think "hehe jimmy carr said a racial slur"
need
?
Why does he look like a pepperoni pizza
got myself some Salaryman's Ruin for this evening
imagine sniffing her sweaty pits
nice FOY aversion
The way her thumb is carressing the head of that racket... corr
doesnt help that he looks like he's in an oven
He represents the ideals of a country that doesn't exist
Lots of people just voted for his party though, the Lib Dems are currently tied in 2nd with the Tories on council seats won, with Reform leading
So true
rapefruit
state of your thumbnail
thing japan!
gay american style hard lemonade
A lot to judge here
Rapefruit
It's definitely japanese
who falls for this shite. clearly its a pisstake. stuff like this just makes me question if people understand humour or if they just think "hehe jimmy carr said a racial slur"
there's other ones where two people are dressed up as caricatures of anti-christ priests/nuns and saying the most ridiculous "We are the Church of the Dark One, goats among sheep, hated amongst love" on-the-nose satirical statements, even so far as to literally say "Church of the Big Scary Demon Guy" and the comments are full of "Oh Lord above please protect this interviewer from these demons." and "Allahu Ackbar may they be smited where they sit! Bathe in Allah's Glory!" and shit like that.
Mmmm rapefruit
Max Verstappen had his baby! He is a Father Now!
time for a snack
rapefruit
obviously a glare on the can obscuring the G
state of your thumbnail
fair comment but that's what the hands of people with real jobs look like
thing japan!
try finding another brand that does 6% cans for £2.50
gay american style hard lemonade
also a fair comment but idgaf
imagine her her blouse lifting up with a gust of wind and catching a peek at her massive fucking bush
KWAB
he'll never recover from this
wash your hands you retarded povvo weeb
*scrubs your nails *
kek
nh
get the little cunt scranned
Good pace and good stamina, especially running in sand.
why is he running like that?
And they are all deluded Paddingtonland people
montoya, por favor
all in all, the second elizabethan area was pretty good, got a bit shit towards the end but you know
third carolean area looking to be a horror show
my nan can run faster than him
on sand + manlet
13? fuck it lets go down to 10
whats the manlet cutoff
bored of normal porn, I've seen it all now
what should I do
Love marmalade me. Grannyberg used to make it. Absolutely lush
Need her to fart in my face.
get on the gay porn
um
That’s a man
Idk mate i really dont...
6ft
Still not gonna make it
mental how michael caine is senile but allowed to post on twitter by whoever minds him
I’m 6’3, so anyone under 6’1 appears short to me
5'6 me
little lad
what's 6'3" in cm?
About 190cm huh?
that's the average height for a woman
nice humblebrag
6’3”=191cm THOUGH
so do you lads know any falkland vets? mad that happened 40 years ago now, they're all seniors
phew close one
wahey
well i made a new account after being away from the game for a bit. They give you 5 placement games and i told them i was an advanced player so they started the games at 1500 rating. I won 4/5 and they put me at 1950, then i won against a 2000 and got up into the 2000s as a result
yeah and he was a tory so I promptly ended the conversation
Idk mate i guess they deal mostly with sheep but they must have them
footage from the ground at the india and pakistan boarder
nah
it was quite a small number of soldiers that went over there and it was only a short war so there aren't that many
Do Brits use metric for their height? I didn’t even know my own height in centimetres, and had to look up a conversion
The two party system getting totally wrecked as we speak
nah we use feet for height
something just doesn't add up
The two party system getting totally wrecked as we speak
this is the reform mayor of runcorn
the something in question?
a broken calculator
You're saying the country with values he represents doesn't exist, but clearly a lot of people with his values do exist in this country
first answer on quora says about 10,000 land forces and 28,000 total
not a ton but still
how about the malayan emergency? they'd all be very old now but there was a lot more there
how about you mind your own fucking business
Didnt this nigga used to review games and then troon out?
Doncaster mentioned
a broken clock is wright 2 times a year
*a broken cock
cocks go black on saturday
i don't give a shit what hylics think
remember having a dream that jim sterling started an onlyfans once he became a tranny but that I couldn't find it even though I wanted to see
malay emergency
We dont talk about that one...
good game that
bit zesty
Derbyshire has succumbed to the turquoise tide
Yeah I knew a signals officer who was over there
Nasty bastard
Don't know but he got done after that clown sighting phase in 2016
noooo no you can't le hecking execute communist terrorists nooooo
yeah my dad served in the falklands but sadly died and at the time I was being bullied at school and having a rough time of it but one day I met a group of lads who were skinheads and we became close friends
wright
fucks sake you really are a bunch of bastards
aren't you
well we had some massacres in vietnam too but i've never seen a photo like that from out of there
Based
i think i saw that movie
everyone I work with looks like a model
naturally I desire to have my camera off during teams meetings
frequently get comments like "come on anon, we want to see you to talk face to face!"
fuck off you sexy cunts
doesn't stop me doing my work
quasimodo desires solitude
very good post
This would have been malays or gurkas that did that. Apparently gurkas cut the heads of people in afghanistan too but had to be told to stop
get over it
your fault for working at a modelling agency
a wank was on the cards but decided against it
boost to my willpower
america dropped 1 bomb for every 3 people on laos m8
that looks like a nigel not a gurkha, even if he's just holding the handiwork of one it's still a photo with two decapitated heads lol
luckily I work in IT and everyone is an ugly bastard
nah the yank is right lads you never heard about anything bad happening in vietnam best to just admit he's called us out on this one
Malayan Emergency
Decisive British victory
Afghan War
Decisive Taliban victory
Hmm….