the lads edition
/brit/
Ye and N3ON!!!!!! KEK dropping soon
being a rorke in britain must feel like going the wrong way down a one way street
bowl of seed oils and soy for breakfast
imagine if he actually dropped a good album out of nowhere
wrong way down a one way street
youtube.com
seems unlikely given that he's not made a good record in 15 years
on the phenibut
Are you a n*gger? Why are you posting n*gger "music"?
listening to n*gger music
I'm a n*gger homie
Forgot my post now. Oh yeah remember when William Shatner said he posts on Anon Babble and Anon Babble?
how do we stop young yank incels being scammed out of hard earned cash
just got home from toil, 3 day weekendttoil doth commence
aresholeberg and coffeestein plotting something nefarious
Reform have just won the Runcorn by-election by SIX votes
Reform 12,645
Labour 12,639
Just found out Iceland is bigger than Ireland
how embarrassing
this is me
Sarah Pochin is a MILF
does that include norn iron?
going to go down shop and get a chicken fillet roll
She works hard for the money
So hard for it, honey
She works hard for the money
So you better treat her right
me rn
catching my breath on an incel jog
then ill go lift some incel weights
after being a slug the last few years my body is in pieces
didnt ask
the the this is the day
feels nice honestly even tho i can hardly move my body
good lad
simply remind them that you can literally just Google "tits" and get endless free porn
afraid so
the prospective cop
craving some korean fried chicken right about now
what is it like to place your penis in and out of a vagina?
Brits in July: It's fucking hot! Bloody hell it's fucking hot!
Americans: Buy an air conditioner.
Brits in July: Are you mad? Why would I do that?!
Also Brits in July: Bloody hell it's fucking hot!
A bag of sand.
pooing as per
Aussies in January: Yeah nah you're both fucking pussies.
Gurt:
drunk man outside going UUGH UUGH UUGH
what should i wank to lads
older women
Yeezus and saint pablo are classics
fpov blowjobs
got the 'p on
japanese nurses with enormous breasts
yo
korean fried chicken
Leftypol gone real quiet tonight
you didntn go to bed you were watching the whites of your eyes turn red
Something of a miserable sack of shit
me and the missus
best timmy could do omds
shes skullmogging him big time
yeah im a sexpat, so what?
yeah if you have terrible taste
How do I go on date with Bonnie Blue?
ig reels lads
my coworker wont stop talking about how good analgasms feel
crocodillo bombardillo
what about em
You want to talk trash? Go be a garbage man
might brush the ol chompers and go snoozemode at a reasonable hour
this nigga brushes his teeth before bed
but you're supposed ta
those are the rules
brown > white
Hear me out
What if you put a white girl in traditional Indian clothing? I’m all in favour of cultural appropriation
is cockermouth in cumbria
Victory Day next week lads.
the curse of the white man is to always desire brown and black women
dont know why that is
does anyone have that webm of kpop girls whispering in each other's ears
would have sex with these women
(if they wanted to, of course)
Not sure she knows how to eat a banana desu.
whats so funny?
that woman looks white to me, lad
I say "go toilet" and not "go to the toilet"
fizzy grapefruit lime lavender peach lemonade
having a bit of a moment
did a rare early morning poo and i enjoyed it
do you think there's any girls in here
I say "go toilet"
i'm a girl when i put on a dress
dont like these old hags
she looks like that actress from in bruges
im afraid some people actually do talk like that here
no obv not lol
i'm a girl when i put on a dress
being a poof who likes cricket is understandable here. being an australian cricket poof is not allowed
cricket is like the most heterosexual of all british sports you tit
the reason he does it at this time of day is because he knows it's when other jannies usually aren't on
but sometimes they are
yeah *shoves a cricket bat up my bear's arse while he shags me*
hello, homealoneeveryfridaynight
why wouldnt they be on?
incels in their smelly bedrooms giving me an erection against my will by posting peng things
I want sex NOW!
hate hate hate hate hate breakfast toil
because someone else is
alri anorexic woman
so the position is still covered. they should be banning people then
I eat pussy
need a robot maid to cook my breakfast
Whites conquered and raped brown Anatolians and Indians 3000 years ago. Ancient genetic memory.
I have 133 friends on bingo blitz
it's covered by the spamming vpn using freak who removes the reports on his posts from the queue so the mods won't see them
Business owners who import niggerish and brown foreign labour for cheap wages should be crushed by National-Socialist trade unionists
hello, anonymous person who is also homealoneeveryfridaynight
Need this
Smithdown Road, Wavertree, 1912 and 2025
why would jannies have the ability to delete things from the mod queue
Can't stand how awful British housing is in summer.
I don't want an insulated home built for whining boomers, I want a cool cavern.
very impressive!
successfully convinced a peng young girl that I'm a normie on datetoil last night and she's just left. mad how much better the world looks after you've had a shag
least delusional brit poster
young
'
Langton Road, Wavertree, 1900s and 2025
all relative innit I'm in my 30s she is 22
copealone
Owning an air conditioner for one month is retarded
blogalone
It's looking like an Oblivion type of weekend.
dont kill yourself bro
can't believe we allowed thee monstrosities into existence
why were you away for ages deegs did you get a gf
saint george the beautiful martyr!
i rarely post here ever mate
you've been here all day every day for years you sad cunt
Any vtubers in?
jaysus boys that polish woman makes a mean roll
cope on
what'll it be?
poo coming out in a liquid formation
one mustard
one caramelized onion
hate cars
need them banned
because they can
Anon Babble.org/janitorapp
Janitors CAN...
Remove threads, replies and images on their assigned board(s).
Submit ban and warn requests to moderators.
Access the reports queue to more easily respond to rule-breaking content.
local butchers does sausage rolls like this, they're only £2.50 but they're 90% meat 10% pastry unlike the cheap dogshit ones a la walls etc, absolutely gorgeous they are x
greg lube anus
1 of each x
woke up unusually late this morning and feel like I've wasted half the day
housemateberg still snoring away though of course
project on
blog on snorelord
it's only 8 am
contemplating the practicalities of using my colon as a third pocket
reckon my stuff will get all pooey
big bank holiday bender looming lads
contempooing the pooicalities of pooing my poolon as a third poocket
normally sleep 9pm-5am so I've only got 13 hours left of the day, its so over
might as well knock it on the head and try again tomorrow
why you looming lad
bank holiday monday is shite. it's not worth it unless you also have the friday off . might as just just give it back to toilberg and to go into work
because your butcher is using cheap romanian horse meat x
reset your ip did you
speak for yourself I'll be having a 12 hour goon session sunday since I have a day to recover before toil
blog on snorelord
ye but in this case bender means you're a gay poof shagging blokes for 3 days straight
Can someone give me just ONE reason why all of these decisions wouldn't drastically improve the UK
Round up all junkies and homeless and force them into work camps
Deport every single immigrant who does not have a legal, tax paying job.
Execute anyone with more than three serious crimes (murder, attempted murder, burglary, rape etc) and ten year minimum for anyone with more than three mid level crimes (assault, theft etc)
Prisons are purposefully made to make a profit and rehabilitation, zero entertainment besides books and forced 9 hour manual labour each day. Any prisoner who refuses is put into solitary and gets minimal low grade food while in solitary
not good for people's mental healths x
this whole manifesto defeated by leftypol's poem that starts 'the first they came for the ...'
Genuinely was in a big titty 20 year olds place about to fuck and disagreed with her that jails should be abolished and people shouldn't be charged for a crime.
She asked me to leave and I've never paid attention or disagreed with a woman I want to fuck ever again
least authoritarian redditor
pooey black niggers. thoughts on that?
Who's mental health the junkies and criminal immigrants?
Don't care
right well im about 4 weeks behind on uni and missed a few assignments but if i start grinding now i shouldn't fail any classes
can't do it
just can't
odd fellow
weird how it feels like a friday and it is a friday
Imagine the state of british heterosexuality then.
whats weird is it's not a friday but a thursday where you dont work on friday haha
that's weird because it makes no sense
diego putting on his little gnome hat and frolicking about the meadows
yeah that is weird tbf
Fucking sick of labour
I've been living the cushy £1300 a month tax free and rent paid for in bennies and now they are coming for my neck.
I WILL resort to crime if I ever have to go on basic UC, consider yourself warned
thanks in advanced
project on
Isn't that every english person?
in a good mood got a lovely bottle of wine and a few nice beers in for later lads can't wait hope you all have a great day
obviously it would improve things but apparently these people have human rights
some election
half the country couldnt even be arsed
Looking good for reform isn't it lads? Let's see how funny it is when they win a general election and sell the NHS to the Americans.
What human rights would be infringed upon?
Being a junkie is a crime and the death penalty is legal or can atleast be made legal in any country
Being an illegal.immigrant is also illegal
What law says prisoners need PlayStation's and pool tables etc
dont care
thought farage outed himself and reform were finished just a couple of weeks ago?
bangers and mash haha!
it's 4 years away
I would be more than willing to pay for private healthcare if it gets rid of immigrants and grooming gangs
The NHS is fucking shit, I pay taxes to sit in A&E for 18 hours or basically entering the lottery to speak to my GP when I call up and any type of actual real medical treatment and surgery is like a 4 month waiting list
You will do when you or loved ones have to pay thousands if you ever become unwell enough to require hospital treatment.
ITS COMING HOME
ITS COMING HOME
REFORM IS COMING HOME
lucky fuck who you going with
i tried sitting in the beer garden alone ealer in the week and make conversation but jusjt got shut down
reminder we need more people to die so free up hospital beds and lanes on the motorway
I'm doing my part
MUH GROOMING GANGS !!!!!
sit in A&E for 18 hour
Hyperbolic
lottery to speak to my GP when I call
Not the NHS
4 month waiting list
hyperbolic
Grow up.
lucky fuck who you going with
not going anywhere I'll be drinking alone as I do every weekend and I'll love it
Posts like this cost 6 votes
Not hyperbolic is it though you fat fuck, it's literally facts the average A&E waiting time is 12 hours.
Your free ride is over fatso I won't be paying for you and Rajeshs medical treatment any more
i get health insurance for next of kin through toil
homoaloneeveryfridaynight more like
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what
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the
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fuck
project on
i'll take the lot!
its cold and im bored
reckon everyone who has ever attended bongos bingo should be rounded up and put in special camps
If Reform get in, are they actually going to stop immigration and deport people or just do a Trump and support Putin and Israel
only just realised it's may
drastically improve the capital accumulation of the UK
Fixed this for you
diego downing another bottle of voddy trying to pluck up the courage to "explore" the heath after 9pm and "explore" his urges
timmy butcher selling lil timmy romanian horse meat to maximise profits
timmy butcher giving that money to polish escorts
polish escorts giving that money to yardie pimp
yardie pimp buying range rover
lil timmy see yardie goon in range rover
lil timmy mad asl
mmhmm microeconmics and that x
project on
may who
the month of may
Honestly if Nige deports all the Johnny Foreigners might move back to England and a buy a house dirt cheap
The NHS is fucking shit, I pay taxes to sit in A&E for 18 hours or basically entering the lottery to speak to my GP when I call up and any type of actual real medical treatment and surgery is like a 4 month waiting list
Not true and you wouldn't like it if you had to pay to enter the hospital, pay the doctor for the visit and pay for drugs.
call of duty black niggers 8
im afraid ive looked at the data and the facts and it appears that nearly every single woman will go to hell
dont the police visit you for saying stuff like that
Yes that's what's going to happen
In etiquette why is it permitted for a woman from a certain people to marry men of a different clan/ethnicity than her own but the same cant happen with men?
never heard of her
hear hear
I do pay dumb fuck, it's called taxes.
You should edit that to say "they" won't like it if they have to pay as in foreigners and pensioners
Yeah
why didnt labour just spend more money like the people want them to
UK's economy has been in the shitter for 20 years there's no money left
Prime Minister Nigel Farage!
pootoil looming
I am so fucking attractive in reflections, attractive in the mirror and average or below average on camera
Absolutely fucking with my self esteem lads which one is the real me
just print more its what the people want
6 votes. 6 bloody votes corr
all of them are your delusions
Sir Zia Yusef!
poo
haven't the foggiest about anything
it's a miracle I'm still able to function at all at this stage
smack barm pea wet
katy's favourite game this summer
morning dee lads and i said morning dee lads x
boozeberg taking its toll or are you just an idiot
True, but big wee won't admit it
We’ve locked up our warehouses. We’ve logged off our computers. Let’s have a blinder of a day and an even better weekend. Don’t go home until you are proud! Bosh
Girls Aloud - Sound of the Underground
the latter. mummy does everything for me you see. haven't left the house in over a week, never had a job, never had sex.
and if this was a war, and we were in the trenches? who would I want alongside me? this lad
she hates you lil runt
got the dhoop cones on
nag champa
need Big Wee out of business, they've suppressed us poosisters for too long
Alright lads, how's it going?
yeah haha
but she's stuck with me now I'm like a smelly thorn in her side
I didn't ask to be born
I didn't ask to be born
and you never chose to live
They told us the trans movement was organic.
That kids “just know,” doctors “just help,” and criticism is hate.
But we looked closer.
What we found was a network:
NGO operatives with political access
Activists in media, education, therapy
Pharma-backed guidelines and paid “experts”
Money from foreign embassies and foundations
Silence around detransition
Censorship of parents, teachers, even clinicians
This isn’t grassroots.
It’s organized, funded, and protected — at the expense of children’s bodies.
not bad mate, day off toil today
how are you x
Gemma Chan Sex Arse!!!!
grim
and you dont feel sorry for her or see any reason to put a bit of effort into your one and only life?
corr
Cheeky wee Friday off innit lads. Was on the big cans last night. Drunken me decided I should be cooking today and prepped a load of shit for a batch cook
Del Amitri sex arse
How so?
got mental health
hello
that the lad who plays for tottenham?
Same here lad, feeling a bit rough after the celebration last night. Got a big mug of tea brewing as we speak
my name's sullivan price.
Shan't post in a /brit/ made by a foreign