/brit/

The history of Fish n Chips edition

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mad how tom dwan owes $30m to the triads

free my nigga Sheldon

how'd that happen

driving a female coworker to and from toil tomorrow because she lives close by and doesn't have a car, this is most likely to become a regular thing
will be giving the passenger seat a good sniff after she gets out, at least until the novelty wears off

ok primer on transubstantiation because again the brainlets take a little knowledge and run wild
there is a metaphysical world view called hylomorphism which is associated with aristotle and then christanised and updated with thomas aquinas
what this is is a form of dualism whereever thing in the physical universe is made up of form and substance
the form is how the substance is arranged
so for example the form of a human, the form of a plant, the form of bread.
the substance is simply the matter that goes in to "fill in" the form. so again a human has different constituent matter than bread and a plant and so on
so how does thsi relate to the eucharist?
what happens is that the bread and wine retain the accidental form of bread and wine but their true substance is in fact the body and blood of christ.
so in other words they believe that they are eating bread and drinking wine but only on the accidental level, only on a superficial non essential level, on a deeper level they are sharing in the life renewing properties of the body of christ but the actual taste physical nutrional elements etc are in the same accidental form of bread and wine
hope that helps

borrowed 30 million from the triads

I do online tesco shops for my mum where I put in a load of delicious snacks and treats when she is gone. This time I forgot lads, I'm fucked. I wanted cookies and ice-cream. Pizza, cheese bites, garlic bread, thatchers also. I have nothing.

shy pooers instinctively clenching their arseholes shut when they hear someone else in the bathroom

bloody hell that was a bit silly wasn't it
good thing he's brilliant at poker, should pay it back in no time

All jokes aside the Catholic Church is literally the Church of Jesus Christ

This is Jesus's instruction to Peter
Matthew 16:18

"And I tell you, you are Peter, and on this rock I will build my church, and the gates of Hades will not overcome it

Jesus gives Peter the Keys to the Kingdom of Heaven
Matthew 16:19

"I will give you the keys of the kingdom of heaven, and whatever you bind on Earth shall be bound in heaven, and whatever you loose on Earth shall be loosed in heaven."

Jesus makes Peter is shepherd
John 21:17

The third time he said to him, “Simon son of John, do you love me?” Peter was hurt because Jesus asked him the third time, “Do you love me?” He said, “Lord, you know all things; you know that I love you.” Jesus said, “Feed my sheep.

So if you protest the Church build by Peter, First Bishop of Rome, you are actively protesting the Church of Jesus Christ and the Lord

Release Sheldon

I HAVE ANXIETY MENTAL HEALTH

Pooing when other people are around is vile.
Toilets should be soundproof.

yeah we get it, you're a man-child

phwoar only makes them tighter when i burst into the cubicle and have my way with them

will never understand why some of you tedious cunts think that this is the place for these sorts of discussions

never had a good answer as to how the guards outside the tomb of jesus didn't notice he'd risen and fucked off

um well they were sleeping maybe or i think there was a big earthquake that distracted them

Nah

i can already picture it

start SNIFFFFFing shortly after she gets out

hear tap on the window

"i forgot my sung- what are you doing?"

eating bread and drinking wine by accident

Always make sure to make as much trumpeting noise as possible when pooing in work. Asserting my dominance over the bogs.

im not the one who brought up transubstanation you spastic

you lot still live at home?

considering a return to dating apps in about 3 months

It is a MYSTERY

get yerself bog

ever notice how your poo usually looks yellowish green on that cheap toilet paper in public bogs?
must be the fluorescent lighting

right well that’s a bunch of nonsense that some cunt just made up

lil atheist bro doesnt understand symbolism, tradition or reverence and transposes modernist thinking on to ancient ritual to be an annoying redditor cunt

most intelligent atheist

fun fact: jews believe that peter never converted to christianity and was secretly working to undermine it

bet you hold it in and wait for everyone else to leave whenever you get loudly poomogged by normal lads in the other stalls

evolution?

grow up

whens the last time you had an imaginary opponent that wasn't an annoying redditor cunt?

Would make more sense if that were Paul

*takes my accidental form as a virgin freak*

Going to be honest, BBC porn and the BNWO provides me a stronger spiritual and moral framework than any Christian receives from the Bible
Life is about CUMMING

the only way to conquer social anxiety is to piss right next to another bloke at the urinal even though you could go further away
bonus points if you try and get a peek at his dick and don't even try to hide it

im not the one in hysterics cos they cant understand transubstantion
When Christ at a symbolic moment was establishing His great society, He chose for its cornerstone neither the brilliant Paul nor the mystic John, but a shuffler, a snob, a coward – in a word, a man. And upon this rock He has built His Church, and the gates of Hell have not prevailed against it. All the empires and the kingdoms have failed, because of this inherent and continual weakness, that they were founded by strong men and upon strong men. But this one thing, the historic Christian Church, was founded on a weak man, and for that reason it is indestructible. For no chain is stronger than its weakest link.

even better if you start to feel up his thigh while you're both mid-stream

Fuck me 10:30 already
Another day wasted

Hi guys :D

alri spaki

Anyone seen the video of rorke talking about an old Scarborough hotel?

a few days away from Anon Babble and now i'm back and it's once again a culture shock to see people talking about BBC porn constantly

kiwimong!
*studio audience cheers and claps*

He chose for its cornerstone neither the brilliant Paul nor the mystic John, but a shuffler, a snob, a coward – in a word, a man

Makes more sense that it was much more of a parable than an establishment of the papacy

umm hi :3

i feel it in my willy
i feel it in my bum
so if you really love me
come on and make me cum

not really jesus never spoke parables about his literal apostles before

rewatching modern family since i only saw the first season when it came out
99% of episodes are just people not saying something to someone else at the start and then something bad happens then they say what they should have said at the end and all is forgiven
very formulaic. no idea how it went for 11 seasons

so your telling me if I complete an entire duolingo course I'll be able to speak that language?

I'm the de facto leader of /Brit/ now team

no chain is strong than its weakest link so he chose a really weak one

most intelligent edwardian anglocatholic conservative polemicist

What is the history of fish and chips?

*walks up to random group of people at the pub*

Going to be honest, BBC porn and the BNWO provides me a stronger spiritual and moral framework than any Christian receives from the Bible

Life is about CUMMING
*turns around and walks away*

would you rather poo out a pineapple or wee out a walnut

I’d pay good money, good money indeed to watch a toilet bowl-cam live feed of her depositing a brown specimen.

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dont think even jesus christ could love a grim ugly virgin freak such as myself

shavetoil looms

your network is your net worth

Every parable he spoke was witnessed by the apostles

don't worry your only in your 20s champ plenty of time to change

placing yourself above god

ngmi
what is your point?

what porn addiction does to a nigga

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God Loves all His Children

constantly horny after giving up booze

big latina arse and big tits
the smart one with the glasses grows massive ones later on

I REMAIN HOPEFUL THAT ME AND THE EX GF WILL BE BACK TOGETHER ONE DAY
SHE TEXTS ME EVERY SO OFTERN AS THOUGH TO TEST THE WATER
FOR SURE SHE MISSES ME AND REGRETS HER CHOICES
xxx

communism and christianity linked up in russia
need it, or keep it?

im 36 this year
not me lad, runt of the family me

she's a greek

why do you dedicate so much time to creating intentionally dogshit posts for attention

overcooked the bloody (or rather unbloody as the case may be) steak haven't i
wish my stove wasn't such a temperamental bastard, giving me a perfect medium rare one day and a piece of shoe leather the next, despite cooking it the exact same way

still thinking he knows god better than god himself

NGMI

depends on the thickness as well

Yeah you're right
If Jesus meant for there to be such thing as an inheritable papacy, he would have said it plainly to the apostles.

Sofía Vergara has big arse and big tits throughout the whole show and she's not Greek. The other one doesn't get big ones until she's older.

chook

just accept he got the formula wrong when he made me
i exist with 0 (zero) redeeming qualities

why do soldiers always run to call for backup the moment they encounter the enemy
you're bloody soldiers, you ARE the backup, just shoot the buggers and move on

miku miku you can call me miku ^^

inheritable

wut
the whole point is witness to witness of apostolic succession
u cant seriously think jesus wanted the church to end after peter died lol

thinking god makes mistakes

baka atheist scum

same cut, same thickness, same preheating, same cooking per side, this aint my first rodeo fella

you have to provide evidence to your claims!!

No I don't actually. Why do I have to care what an Atheist sperg thinks again? Christ is King, end of.

that's a type of latina

I don’t sweat.

if you cant substantiate your beliefs then they can be disregarded immediately, end of

sun is shining gloriously on this patch of our flat earth today

Are you preheating the pan long enough? I have an electric stove top so I heat the pan on max heat for about ten minutes first and rotate the pan a bit for maximum exposure at the end.

my scrancestors are smiling upon me, imperial. can you say the same?

Says who? The atheist sperg and his made up rules he imposed himself arbitrarily?

looks vile

agreed
people have to provide evidence for their claims its basic philosophy and logic 101
if someone claims god does not exist they need evidence to back it up to be taken seriosuly

why were jesus remains never found

Will never forgive her for making them smaller.

*does a super mario ground pound directly above you so your entire body goes up my arse in one swift motion*

>inheritable

wut

Yes, Pope is a title that can only be held by one man at a time and it has peculiar, political rules about who inherits it.

the whole point is witness to witness of apostolic succession

Which passage are you referring to.

u cant seriously think jesus wanted the church to end after peter died

No obviously not, that's why he sent out all of his apostles to spread the gospel.

He came back to life and then ascended to Heaven, dumbass

communion, but instead of flesh and blood, it turns into jesus' poo and wee

you have to follow my rules of engagement!

No I don't mate.

Why are Asian women so much more sweet and feminine?

every sunday they're eating his flesh and drinking his blood

dalmatians spots are blackening up x

ah right. well that's that cleared up then isn't it

science can't even seem to prove that bbcs are bigger even though they obviously are

Most biblically informed atheist

Mental how there's no biblical or historical evidence that Peter ever went to Rome

so he just floated vertically yeh and everyone watched that happen did they

off on my incelwalk lads back in a bit
don't get up to too much trouble without me!

post pupper

doing the caramelldansen dance in my smelly childhood bedroom

what do you do? surely it can't be all bad

The historical evidence is virtually everything in the Vatican

Was gonna get up and make breakfast but had a wank instead

rabbi barr yeshua and his lawyer, saul

Christianity has nothing to do with Jesus

Jesusism would be a nice religion

Such as?

mental how religions have their own little sub religions and in fighting and that
not much different to which team you support is it really

diego is going to go on a rampage now if you play your cards right

His tomb and his bone fragments have been found.

doesnt the bible say that when jesus resurrects he's just a spiritual form that appears to certain people, surely his remains would still be somewhere

Odd post

Christianity has nothing to do with Christ

bizzare proposition

where's the tobester

His tomb and his bone fragments have been found.

Oh right and when will the Catholic church be providing evidence of this to the world?

No obviously not, that's why he sent out all of his apostles to spread the gospel

wut

ree who cares about logic

hs?
no lol

that could work, no bullshit, just the word of jesus and nothing else

mental how much clearer my mental state was without this digital crack pipe for 10 days, alas I am returning and injecting the yous and 12 year old tier humour and toxic spite and negativity straight into my wee junkie veins

least intellectually shallow atheist

poo

>No obviously not, that's why he sent out all of his apostles to spread the gospel

wut

Yes that's what happened, not sure why this is confusing you

there's literally always something wrong with people who convert to religions as adults, its like people who were homeschooled
they just seem off

you were on sharty with the rest of us the whole time you bedrotting freak

Overcast here

were some yank christfags preaching in my town recently
bad vibes from that lot
african preachers are way baseder
white english preachers are very rare and mostly just stand their with some books on a desk, but they seem nice

based or cringe?

Life without caffeine is much better. You lads should try it. Far calmer and easier to wake up. No constant hum of stimulation in your brain, a peace.

but i’ll be tired!

eat right and this isn’t an issue

the withdrawal!

it is extremely mild and lasts like 4 days. You are incredibly soft and weak willed if you cannot give up coffee from willpower alone

not everyone is addicted caffeine like you are

Its been a well established fact for a long time mate. At the end of the day Protestantism is a virus that developed from stupid, isolated farmers over the years that have to cope with the fact that Christianity requires certain doctrinal commitments to worship correctly. But because you're all fat and lazy spastics you think you can negotiate terms with God about liturgy and ways of worship like praying in McDonalds drive through

people with souls often seem strange to gormless slop-addled npcs

Its been a well established fact for a long time mate

Brilliant, let's see the evidence then.

Coffee tastes nice though
Why do you want to deprive me of my morning cup of mud?

Was just startled by a passing crow that I thought I heard calling my name

I’m not addicted to caffeine anymore because I gave it up

oblivion remastered has no business being £50

good post
when I gave up caffeine I started falling asleep almost instantly and I felt good waking up not like I wanted to go back to sleep

KEK

I have one cup of coffee and one cup of tea per day. Caffeine is not an issue for me.

£100 games soon thanks to nintendo and their cult fanbase

morning keir

you will always be a recovering caffeine addict

dinner time for me i guess then lads. Oh aye

blud talking like he gave up heroin because he switched his nescafe to decaf :skull:

this is exactly what i mean KEK

you don’t need it really
it fucks with your sleep
and the principle of being a grown adult, and reliant on a cup of brown liquid to get you through the day is grim

any narcissist bending your ear using you as a sounding board to convince themselves that they're interesting is going to be boring and off-putting
just because they use someone else's ancient nursery rhymes to do it doesn't make that any different

so he only made one apostle the church and when he died the church was gona end but that's ok cos there's other apostles about even tho there's no church is that correct?

that miserable paki woman on here this morning again, you know the one. the freak thats CONSTANTLY contradicting every post, obsessive little goblin

you don’t need it really

I don't need a lot of things that I do

it fucks with your sleep

No it doesn't

and you’ll always be a virgin
sad!

No it's not, linguistically

Who said anything about needing it? In fact my post was quite clear it's a want not a need
A cup of coffee at 10am is not going to affect your sleep 13 hours later

>Christianity has nothing to do with Christ

bizzare proposition

See, Jesus isn't Jesus to you. He's just the Christ. You care about what he was to your religion. You could substitute him and you wouldn't care, so long as there was a Christ

Christianity has nothing to do with Jesus

Why is this how you speak? Get whacked with the good book too many times?

but i shagged your mum last night while your dad was wanking in the corner

if someone receives karmic retribution by being anally raped, is it called "bumuppance"?

so he only made one apostle the church

He chose all apostles to be his church
A church isn't one person you fucking retard

wish i could do whatever the fuck i want with zero consequences

ancient nursery rhymes

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rorke's smelly bedroom fantasies

See, Jesus isn't Jesus to you. He's just the Christ.

what a boring, retarded line of argument

play grand theft auto then

gave up caffeine then started drinking it again
don't really feel any different and it's nice to have a little boost
reckon the alleged benefits of no caffeine is just more gay woke bollocks like gluten free and fodmaps

snorted irl

lil bro doesnt understand christians aren't worshipping the title of Christ itself, but the life of Jesus that God chose for him

No. It’s explicitly mentioned that Jesus alone is the Son of God and the Christ (Greek term meaning the anointed one, the saviour). The two are inseparable. Jesus is Christ is the central message of Christianity.

could've sworn I clicked /brit/

moan your tits off about it

Chat, is this true?

It's a fad just like all these meme "high protein" products and those mushroom blends that were popular for a while
He'll be onto something else next month

lil bro

why are you talking like a yank 12 year old?
I assume you are a fully grown Englishman?
Where did you hear these words?
Why did you think they are funny?
Why did you respond with them thinking you were being cool and witty?

OW!

i made a fortune selling jesus christ sex arses at the popes funeral

in this case it's probs some virge who thinks going straight edge makes him seem intriguing or stoic or some shit
they'll start going on about how drinking and smoking etc etc are all degenerate normie npcslop next

German Car

based

Less Jesus
More poo

the meme is from 20 years ago when Germany actually had an economy

me when I'm pitching shows for Channel 4

Strange post this. Did you think that by deploying this weird sarcastic irony it would detract from the truth in anyway? Its still true

want to delete myself from reality with very high doses of psychedelics

giving up drinking and smoking will make you feel better though

so u think there's 12 churches mate
lmao

German? More like Gerwoman! Hah!

What do Christians spend all their time talking about? What did Jesus spend his time talking about? How much overlap is there?

Jesus didn't say anything about gay people or abortion or anything that resembles what Putin is doing yet Christians these days are gay-hating abortion-obsessed supporters of violent Russian imperialism

It's almost like Christianity has nothing to do with Jesus

It's a bus that continued without him

It's like when Pink Floyd decided not to pick up Syd and went on

Forget Paleo and keto and these meme diets

True Chad diet is Pre Columbian. That’s right. No potatoes, no tomatoes, peppers, chilli’s, chocolate, vanilla, peanuts. No tobacco either. No turkey. Only good native European meat and vegetables and herbs. An earthy, hearty diet. This is the truth the Jews don’t want you to know.

here they go!

reading South China Morning Post online articles

FOY

Gay sex is a paraphernalia disguised as “love”

Gay “marriage” is an oxymoron. It’s as valid as a marriage between a man and a dog.

i drive a honda, and come hell or high water my next car will be a lexus
i only drive cars from countries where they have the steering wheel on the right hand side you see, don't like the idea of a car being designed with the drivers seat on the left but reversed for the australian market

Pink Floyd is a British band

rice sandwich with chips for lunch

got molested in IGA again lads

I've started wanking in my armchair downstairs instead of in bed and it's been a game changer, I have way longer and more intense orgasms. Wonder if sitting down puts more pressure on the prostate mayhaps?

190 you are so stupid and boring bro please drop the reddit spacing

didn't ask, grandad

haha yeah wow ur so based and redpilled choosing not to take heroin haha woah lads bvsed evropa hyperborean over here doesnt want to take fentanyl i bet you think you're better than everybody else

What about romantic male-male love? You know, like me and your dad?

Tell me you're the anon with "two" mums without telling me you 're the anon with "two" mums

This meant to be funny is it

Jesus's resurrection was a reddit space with a cave

what were you wearing?

you don't have to turn everything into an argument diego. better for your mental health to let things go

never tried heroin but i bet i'd like it if i did

Thinking like a brilliant

I do online tesco shops for my mum where I put in a load of delicious snacks and treats when she is gone. This time I forgot lads, I'm fucked. I wanted cookies and ice-cream. Pizza, cheese bites, garlic bread, thatchers also. I have nothing.

glad i could bulldoze your feeble mind so easily

TAKE HIM OUT OF THE OVEN CAUSE HE IS DONE BABY

FOLC

No its meant to be profound like the love i share with your dad

going through weed withdrawal
very angry and retarded at the moment

got some kind of infinite money glitch with universal credit where i just get paid and dont have to go for meetings haha

"mental health"

kek npcs and their faulty concepts

minges just look better with hair on them simple as

thatchers

Capitalism will comodify literally everything

want my first heroin experience to be special, i've heard almost no one injects on their first time, but i want my first time to be special, not going to snort or smoke it like some goddamn amateur am i

same lol

think bro might want his first time to be special

infinite money is it? going to hand out a couple mil to all your /brit/bros?

infinite money

in monthly instalments of £500

omds rorke you've hacked the system

love a well-groomed pubic patch, can't go wrong with an inverted triangle
don't like thin landing strip style, makes the fanny look like it's weirdly long

hope you've had a fucked up life to justify this and you're not just some sheltered naive drugmong

I’m a handsome skinny 5’7 manlet, early 20s, and my life has no meaning apart from working, drinking and complaining about wogs on the internet

how do i become a cougars boy toy? might as well try and make my life semi worth living.

Beggars can't be choosers

Jesus would have been okay with gay people i reckon it's not very jesusy to hate although maybe if he'd touch them he'd turn them straight like how he turned the leper blind or something, the lord worked in mysterious ways, bit of a gamble with are jesus. Sometimes it's wine sometimes it's blindness

shag the office divorcées

alri jesus lad
what, this? nah nah we're not gay, see my knob's gone blind and Jebediah here saw what you did for them leper lads and thought we'd have a crack at it

The bones of Saint Peter?
At this particular spot?
Under the Basilica?
In this part of the country?

I love it when I hear normies mention mental health in the same sentence as social media. They're truly a clueless bunch.

bingo hall lad

I guess Jesus worked his magic on Seaseide Mark

Liberals see darkies as inferior to them and it’s hilarious when you notice it. You can’t unsee it
A white lad from a half abandoned ex mining town becomes an engineer

crickets, maybe even disdain

Some Eritrean “refugee” gets a BA in Sociology from a polytechnic

Look at this absolute LEGEND breaking barriers and earning a degree! Racists BTFO! Look how smart and adult like he is!

They essentially view them as children free of responsibility. No agency of their own and can only react to what we do. A poor white family is chav scum and it’s their own fault and they’re disgusting and deserve it. A poor brown family are tragic victims to our evil system. It’s very funny.Theyre actually all white supremacists.

classic braindead atheist
hurr durr cos homosexuality was known by all jews to be immoral that cos jesus didn't explicitly say dont have gay sex despite none of them doing so that means he was pro gay!!!

Anyone else notice all atheists are fat retarded mongs with mental health issues and drug addictions?

The deaf leper if you will

just came nanometers away from accidentally sending a text convo im having with the ex to my current gf instead of my mate

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i'm immune to drug addiction, i only take them for fun, never developed any physical dependence on anything, even after i was popping clonazepam like tic-tacs for almost a year, and that shit put jordan peterson in the hospital in a vegetative state for weeks, but me? didn't feel a thing

imagine having this face lmao

grown man in his 30s complaining about "normies" online in 2025

why yes
i do unconditionally support christianity, islam, communism, russia, the rights of indigenous americans/australians, black nationalism, conspiracy theories, palestine, tengrism, the manosphere, swedenborgianism

No idea why the yanks are obsessed with peanut butter and jam, it doesn't work as a combination, it isn't terrible but it just tastes like peanut butter and jam.

i'm a drug addict mental case and i'm not an atheist
checkmate digaygo

got a dalmatian on my desk lads haha

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grow up

why yes
no cunt asked

Majority of liberals are upper middle class twats who love having ethnics as their pets to tell others about how good a person they are for loving ethnics and migration (despite never having to actually live or be around them except the few who are extremely white washed and polite and have basically abandoned their ethnic culture).

Ah yes, responsibility, the scapegoat of the boss to obscure the class divisions.
I suppose getting over wocial barriers mean nothing to you. Having to study while you may not know where your parents are, whether you can be accepted in the uni in the first place etc.

scooby doo

kek done me

not many spots on him lad reckon you got ripped off

this white hot take comes live to you from 2015

won't be so cute in a year's time when they still thinks they can fit up there

bet his arse stinks

screaming

filtering Australia

You’re not Irish

Alri cruella

you can't keep living like this man

Liberals

FOY

sorry this proverbial "scream" was meant for this post

disgusting he licks his arse with that mouth and is spreading it all over your desk god dog owners are fucking vile

mohammed

screaming

no no no No No NO NO NO NO NO PLEASE NOOOO STOP NO NO NO NO DON'T DO IT PLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASE

nothing a little permanent marker can't fix

Compelling argument there. I understand though. It's hard to cope with logic and facts 4u

us millennials invented that term, you zoomie twerps can't just just take our memes and act like you invented them, if you want to carry the torch then go make up your own memes like skibidi toilet rizz or whatever incoherent shite you've got

its always an accurate observation.

get one of those meat thermometers off amazon, haven’t messed up a steak since i got it

I do online tesco shops for my mum where I put in a load of delicious snacks and treats when she is gone. This time I forgot lads, I'm fucked. I wanted cookies and ice-cream. Pizza, cheese bites, garlic bread, thatchers also. I have nothing.

if you hover over the link in this post, the "t ma"s almost line up
*waggles my mouse back and forth*
haha t ma go brrr

Your mom has the best meat thermometre

most are normal people who rarely ever think about religion desu
the ones that are really obsessed with atheism are usually autistic, like actual autism

please put in the effort to have more irl human interactions so you don't need to resort to dogshit baitposts online just to get someone to acknowledge your existence

true
most people that say they are christian’s in this country mean they think their nan is in heaven and go to church on christmas and semi ironically pray when lose their car keys. That’s the extent of it for normies.

you dont sound very well. grow up mate

Everyone I work with is retarded and annoying (except me, I am intelligent and based).

you're conversing with a chronically-online perma-virgin
no chance he's having many irl human interactions

rattling the atheist runt cage again

i know but it's always fun to rub it in x

was just about to post but now i suppose i'll have to save it for the new

christian niggaz be molestin they altar boys n shieet

life philosophy idea: anything that invites opportunities cannot be a waste of time
e.g. you want to get into brewing coffee from beans as a hobby but if you just buy the beans from Amazon and sit alone in your kitchen, it feels like a waste of time
however, if you go to a local shop to buy them and get chatting to the staff and customers about it, not a waste of time

Diego rattling the runt cage from the inside

yeah! child sex abuse is funny! haha! high five dude!

going to the amazon to buy some coffee beans

rattled

you're the only one laughing

not really, i almost missed a train once because some stranger kept talking to me and i didn't know how to politely excuse myself so i just had to say GOTTA GO TRAIN'S LEAVING
he must've felt so rejected