/asean/

evening gown edish

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Do we need to burn plastic as a fuel for just extra crunchiness?

Are indons secretly white?

I genuinely believe that most people "hatred" of him is just a damn FOMO and and actually barely know shit about our politics and history
I saw some xitter post about Solo getting their special region like Jogja did and people fucking blame the dude as the one scheming behind it and shit

Hp 720p bakal ngerusak mata ga gan? Pengen beli motorola g45 tapi masih 720p layarnya

I feel alienated and distant from /asean/ every time I realize I can't get laid in a sex tourist nation while other asean anons have healthy relationships if they just tried. I tried but never had any results or got worse.

Maybe we are simply not brothers after all.

You need 4k 90Hz at minimum in order for your eyes not to deteriorate.

other asean anons have healthy relationships

where

Just try. You might have arranged marriage and don't have to compete with foreigners on your streets and on the internet on a daily basis.

On my discord, only Indonesian girls smile and listen to me while a Filipina will never do that. But I never pursue your e-girls because I know I will never be able to meet them. Someone is living my dream, in my own country.

What brand?
Looks good for a knockoff

We should talk about the inevitable indogfication of Japan and its effect pronto

attract tourists

indog passport doesnt even allow visa-free travel in japan

I also cannot get laid because I had a botched circumcision.

Death to all Jews unironically.

How does that prevent you from sex though? White guys who can't get the old willy up still lay pipe on pinas while I rot in my 20s.

Just try

I did.
She said no.

$300 flight jakarta-tokyo for an economy class

no way fag

How botched is your botched?
I think mine got crooked because they cut more skin on one side.

watching afghanistan society under taliban rule videos kinda like fever dream
it's surreal

Kalau dah biasa pakai 1080p bakal kerasa.
Kalau ngga sih mungkin berasa biasa aja

Are the mods who got their locations leaked still the same ones who monitor this general? Come out guys, we know who you are now lol.

They're still the same power-tripping midwits on Anon Babble

Reminder to use Bahasa Indonesia in your daily life, indogbros

Ora ngapak ora kepenak

mung bisa mesem ^_^

I can't have sex in this tutorial country

betawir is cheating in this context

I LONGED FOR TOTAL RACE WAR WORLDWIDE

perpetrator was a jeet

Isn't he a fellow Flip? The guy looks sufficiently Pinoy.

B-but full sappot...

The only people who kill filipinos are filipino themselves.

Do we know the suspect identity yet?

It's this guy apparently.

I can't believe Greek people would do this!

looks indog

Indomie for dinner

I'm tired of being misogynistic. But not hating women wouldn't improve my life either.

Apparently I found an Indo-Dutch xitter account who has seething hatred to indogs

Local political candidate getting skewered for using a racist term that Malaysians pepper their daily conversations with.

thought it was an indog establishing the Indo West Dutchies, which would have been based
who?

Lmao why? Is he a Moluccan?

IndogChud's xitter?

chinese cars penetration reminds me of chinese smartphones
give it another years and i think they will be at the top in every countries

daihatsu

perodva stronk!

Enjoy waiting for spare/replacement parts for 5 years

If you for real got a botched dick that sucks but usually for us it's just a Filipino thing. Tuli is more specifically a superincision instead of a normal circumcision, i.e. we only got our foreskin split instead of having it removed. So we Filipinos just normally have ugly ass dicks and porn gave us the idea that our dicks are fucked up. We usually don't know this cause which dumbass would watch shitty ass Filipino porn.

One time while I was jacking off to tranny porn I realized they were Filipino cause of the weird looking ass dick and it clicked in my mind where they were from lol.

Moluccan

Nah, from what I've seen in dude's xitter and the website, it's seems to be a genuine Indo. He complained about artefact reparation, our govt presence in their WWII annual memorial remembrance, and shit like that
Idk it's probably Geert himself or some shit, it's fascinating honestly

another adulteen indog larper

how do we cure this syndrome?

is buying old yuropian cars a trend recently?
what's the reason other than trying to look rich?

larper

It's a genuine Dutchmen bro, that English is actually a translation. The original post is all Dutch

oh
i thought that was genuine indog

TRVTH NVKE Jawirs are pajeet.

Mainland SEA are literally pajeet-lite doe

there's a literal regency in sumatra named after india because it's where their ancestor came from

One time while I was jacking off to tranny porn

Fucking hell, man.

If you for real got a botched dick that sucks but usually for us it's just a Filipino thing.

Tuli is more specifically a superincision instead of a normal circumcision, i.e. we only got our foreskin split instead of having it removed.

I.. did not know that

That's batak. And yes they're the original pajeet.

That's batak. And yes they're the original pajeet.

I thought they were jews though?

Which car manufacturer?

Notice how modern pajeets worship israel? Bataks do that too.

Pagpag bharat

You can't make this shit up

Jews came from Bhārat doe

Maybe they're one of the earliest gypsies even, fucking kek

yeah so if you really believe our ugly ass dicks is stopping us from getting laid you can still get an actual circumcision since the foreskin is still there. For me I don't really give it much importance—at this point I just treat it as a luck buff lol

secure human resources

Is he about to enslave us?

SAAAR will help

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Is divorce being illegal in the Philippines a good thing or a bad thing.

some of batak tribes are descendants of pajeets

So the leak about some jannies' email being .gov is fake right?

some jews especially females kinda looks like pajeeta with lighter skin tone

yes, I seens the .txt, only 3 nonstandard emails (.edu)
very few proton emails DOVGH, jannies cringe as per

my proof
look at the second girl from the right

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So weird.

Was Y-H-V-H a hindu/gypsy god after all?

You forgot history?
Indians were the original aryans.

Proto-Indo-European is just a clusterfuck, I can't pay attention to that autistic shit anymore

not a historian but i think judaism are ancient middle eastern, balkan, and nafri cultures mixed into one

Did /asean/ survive while Anon Babble was down?

we moved to 4+Anon Babble

We were on sharty, but no one had the energy to sōyduel

Bro the entire Mediterranean-MENA-northeastern South Asia people looks similar to each other lol

northeastern

I mean northwestern lol

Time check: 10:46 PM

I'm still confounded on why Angeline reached out to me and deleted me only less than a day after. Is this just an ego move? Why would she spend hundreds of hours stalking my account on a jobless forum only for her to remove me after she had woken up?

Surviving is the right word for my state of being at that time, yes. I wouldn't call it living.

Self-checked btw

I don't like that site tb h
Nice numbers
stay strong vietanon

i just saw taliban shill videos
there's mongolians who claimed they're afghan wtf

Bago

According to Varg, if I'm not mistaken, the jews are a bunch of brown farmers from mena and nafri that mixed with each other

Half of those are chinese hapas usually

be me at some uni party

spend a quarter of my time there staring at one chick from my high school

rest of my time playing fightan (not rel)

chick takes a picture with me before she leaves

friend tells me the girl kept looking my way before she left

so i asked her out.

blogpost over

When did he say that?

so i asked her out.

What did she say

Japs are no different from their Han and Korean neighbors, genetically speaking.

Both ways?
Thats a pretty great deal.
Had to pay 1200usd + for paris-kupang

Are Jomons really just Malays?

Jomons are Papvan

It's been 4 days since she removed me and 4 days since I asked for a ban. Is she still lurking my profile? She was eager to catch up and remind me how we never even got to have e-sex. I'm pretty sure she's not thinking about me AT ALL.

One way

to the sun with schizoposters

gm laokot

She mentioned she liked a guy briefly but was mentally unstable. Does this mean he became her boyfriend?

yyeah they became fuck buddies with someone and she is delayed on her her period so she has to pin it to a cuck like you

pogiii
how lifeu?

she hasn't texted back yet. we'll see

pagi pogi puñeta kayong lahat mga pangit

fingers crossed

Should I add her back and ask why she did it bros? I'm losing sleep over it because I'm angry and confused.

roll for it dummy

yes then ask her how a sweaty dick tastes after 10 shots of emperador you fucking cuck

You can't suffer in SEA

But how is she pregnant when she's been trying to reach me online since 2021-2025?

Women are so sick in the head

Hoeflation needs to have a crash tbqh

moto g45

IPS screen

in 2025

quit buying amerislop ffs

I have her email how do I open it? I tried it on instagram and it has an account attached to it

i started making music again, i haven't done it since maybe 2021. i've been working on a piano arrangement since friday. i only have about 30 seconds done because i keep rewriting it

stop stalking her fucking negro

mga

What the fuck kind of word starts with mg? What does that sound like?

She's not accepting my request. I guess her account is pending to be deleted or ignored me completely. 4 years of stalking me and infiltrating a forum just to tell me she misses me gone down the drain. I should've asked for a titty pic fml.

jannoids keeps on doing bait-and-switch to ban users

fucking jej

Nintendo Switch 2

IPS screen

In 2025

Nintendo is Japs you moron

Motorola has been bought by the chink Lenovo
I wasn't even talking about the cunt anyway
Whose the idiot now

How common is this phenotype in SEA?

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I need this in my life

kys pedotroon

How come in the Philippines there are so many vendors that have a sign out saying

"wanted boy helper"
"boy helper wanted"

why not girl helper?

Time check: 12:07 AM

I am laying down as I still wonder about my recent encounter with Angeline. She told me that I'm sentimental to her but only less than a day after she removed me.

Male french rigging this body, nigga u gay

They want someone who can lift 70-100 kilo objects and do tasks that require 6 people for one.

i love this record baby but i cant see straight anymore

She's latina ig this is why she's like this. Oh well, it's a loss. Time to throw the towel and just jack off alone.

which tourist they're targeting because I'm sure most indonesians are weeb openly or at least they have anime favorites like Doraemon.

In Malaysia:

Muslims are subject to Sharia (Syariah) law, which prohibits premarital sex. If discovered, the woman could potentially face legal or religious consequences — even if you, as a non-Muslim, wouldn’t be charged under Sharia law.

WTF! How can I now creampie a hijab wearing asian

go to sleep wagies

that's *picrel*

but I need to see an asian muslim girl undress and reveal her sexy thong underneath with a nicely trimmed pussy hair where I can then proceed to tongue tornado her sacred holes

nicely trimmed pussy hair

you'll find a jungle with the smell of fish market
i would prefer chinese girls here
but they're kinda expensive

What the fuck kind of word starts with ng? What does that sound like?

Why do SEA pussies smell like fish sauce with vinegar

you look like this

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Muslim girls love being sexy and naughty underneath their repressed outside look

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there was lao flag in the last thread

There's a Victoria's Secret (or an equivalent lingerie store) in Mecca, almost right near the Ka'ba.

In general they are all over Saudi Arabia. The caveat of course, IIRC, is there isn't really window displays and men aren't allowed in. If it still sounds strange that such a seemingly reserved society would be into lingerie, it's because of what the Qur'an has to say about sex. While promiscuity and pre-marital sex is a HUGE no-no, marital sex is greatly encouraged, and both the husband and wife are encouraged to make sex enjoyable.

I remember there's a lao diaspora in france who’s mentioned several times that he wants to fuck off the country and move back to /asean/.

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Hijab is a piece of clothes.
You can just get your Finn gf to wear it.

These are my senatorial picks for this year's election:

3. AMAD, WILSON (IND)
5. AQUINO, BAM (KNP)
20. DE ALBAN,ATTORNEY ANGELO (IND)
29. GONZALES, NORBERTO (PDSP)
43. MATULA, ATTY. SONNY (WPP)
45. MENDOZA, HEIDI (IND)
46. MONTEMAYOR, JOEY (IND)
47. MUSTAPHA, SUBAIR (WPP)
48. OLIVAR, JOSE JESSIE (IND)
60. TAPADO, MICHAEL BONGBONG (PM)
64. VALBUENA, MAR MANIBELA (IND)
65. VERCELES, LEANDRO (IND)

Partylist: Magdalo

Am I ascended or are my choices shit

every thai can kickbox

i saw the curviest arab girl at the store last week, fertility goddess in a hijab

craving

whoa, breddy kewl. I've only ever dabbled myself, but I'm no good at it

She texted back at 3am and said nah. Oyasumi inters

im just shitting in my car and waiting for my girth

sirens woke me up
there must be a huge fire going on

how do we got it /asean/ bros?

rebolusyon hindi eleksyon

oh wait lakers are playing rn
i guess the firemen did me a favor hehe

hiromoot loves us

wake up

I will be sleeping now

chuds

why are you not posting scaramouche anymore?