/brit/
/brit/
this is the weekend lads
doing a roo
Hey wankface
can you keep them as pets? are they good guys?
Morning all
remember when we could all be racist on sharty?
the results are in
not been racist since i was like 13 and even then it was by accident
i have many maladies but i'd like to think bigotry is not among them
How is smeg a made up word? I guess they're all technically made up words then
Take your pick, what youusing today?
wish i had been born rich so i wouldn't have to toil
poo hell bum :P :DDDD
and inevitably these type of men are also disrespectful to and disdainful of their mothers despite (or possibly because of) relying on them to do everything for them
they are also usually severely under-socialized and are incapable of seeing love as anything but dependence on someone
the mothers are sadly to blame in these situations, mothers are responsible for socializing children at the most formative age, and also responsible for guiding and teaching children in how to care for themselves and their living space (not to say fathers don't also hold some responsibility here, as well as responsibility for demonstrating and modeling respectful, gracious, and responsible behavior for young boys)
called my dad a blert on whatsapp about half an hour ago
top 10 is american
british english will be erased by american
My wife :)
Stink mode: activated
Nostril obliteration imminent
emwex enya
just learned soyparty is apparently a malicious website filled with malware & spyware
how are cunt and fuck and wanker and bastard and prick and twat american
got the sausages on
made the mistake of going on there on mobile and there was a cookie popup that was like 10 screens longs
Twat is not an American word you twat
The first weekend back on /brit/!
on what? the pan? the plate? the bread? the mash?
is crystal cafe not around anymore?
Release the sausages
tit feels surprisingly low to my amerimutt mind, it’s a pretty gross word
That's because you're gay.
on the heat, as in they're currently cooking
not really a good word for breasts in there
our girlies got hard done by
boobies is my personal fave but you can't exactly use it in a non-humourous or iconic manner
tit feels closer to cock or pussy in terms of offensiveness, not piss or arse.
fuck off
The only thing that goes up my arse is my own poo, unless of course it was a doctor
tit is fairly tame, both as a word for breasts, but moreso as a funny way of describing a fool
like your dad might call you a tit for playing silly buggers
none of those words are offensive
because everyone learns american english as standard and just assume everything is american by default, there was once a dutch flag saying 'ain't' is an americanisation when cockneys were using using it in 1800s novels
yeah i agree. “breasts” is too clinical, “boobs” is too childish, “tits” is too vulgar.
Soon will be driving down the motorway pointing out animals along the way :D
Where is horsecock?
bizarre how vaginas are associated with cats and penises are associated with roosters
why are humanpipo like this
my mom and dad are very stupid people. It shouldn't have been a surprise to anyone that I failed in life
in my mouth and up my arse
mad that pakis and pajeets might go to war soon, would be a proper shitstorm that
doubt it, both have nukes
india will bomb a few militant sites in pakistan, pakistan will make a strongly worded statement, and that’ll be it
nothing ever happens
pussy is actually not only a word for cats but also bunny rabbits and even fur coats
basically anything fuzzy and soft
which is why it's actually a cute and nice name for female genitalia
and penis is associated with roosters and other cocky male birds for obvious reasons
I'm so mad at myself for fucking up the switch 2 preorder
bitch I'm a cow
deliveroo vs ubereats
doesn’t russia and israel have nukes too?
.... notice how they don't invade other countries that have nukes
me after successfully opening a new jar of marmalade
if it really kicks off, the diaspora will also fight each other
britisher boys
fair point, but i reckon they’ll have a little lovers quarrel in the coming months
and what's this got to do with poo exactly?
*smears poo on it*
there
*places a small red flag in front of this post*
paging dr. poo to the arseeu
how do we get rid of this spambot or whatever it is
filter belgium
problem solved never think about it again
we move to the sharty
corrr tits
Paradise Street, 1991 and 2025
love em
reminds me of my mum god rest her soul
he posts on other flags as well though
she's maturing nicely
Aigburth Road at Grassendale Road, 1906 and 2025
The 21-year-old French tattoo artist abducted and wounded by Hamas terrorists said she’s convinced there’s only one reason she wasn’t raped by her captor during 54 hellish days in captivity.
His wife was outside the room with the children
That was the only reason he didn’t rape me.
was kind of hoping Anon Babble was gone for good so i would finally be rid of this horrible schizo place
Is this supposed to look like George Floyd or is it just a coincidence?
I need guidance on if I should purchase the switch 2 or not.
kek
What were you doing while it was down?
i originally thought this, but after 4cuck got nuked i spent a lot more time on the normgroid side of the internet and i had forgotten how truly deranged, psychotic, slavish, and retarded normgroids are. This place is like an oasis for the ensouled, a refuge from the cattle, every other alternative website hardly even loads
played some video games that were on my backlog, got a job
what video games? what job?
if you got money to burn, sure
doxxable info
get in lad
I do not have a job
Don't understand why she is dancing it does not seem to fit the mood
Four day weekend and Anon Babble was down. It not right.
then no, it's expensive and so are the games, and apart from nintendo games it's nothing but ps4 games
*starts quoting from anchorman*
she married the killer who is black btw
at least it's back up for liverpool's title victory
inb4 we lose to spurs
Might watch the boxing with Anon Babble.
She’s a narcissist
got the kinos in
same here don't know anything about it but I'll get some talking points for the deanos at toil
nice I've got true romance on 4k too only seen crash once though so not in my collection
RIP Anon Babble
physical media
oh my days bruv
get the pigs grasped
cor imagine the blowjobs
Hot
crash is a shite film
wtf is Anon Babble
RIP Anon Babble
cute bird
bets are on for the footy lads
mugs game
already thinking about my pasta bake
got some aubergine and some peppers and some onions and loads of tomatoey stuff and some sour cream for the sauce as well
sorry, i'm away to stack shelves
*exits the office building forever*
why are parents so shit at being parents is my question
honk
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n
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womfy
True freedom is doing whatever you want to
where's his goonstation
they cropped it out of the photo
Lord have mercy on your soul ....
our francis was a true jesuit bro and i for one wish him well
No, the Pope, as a Catholic priest, is required to observe celibacy and cannot have sexual relations. This means he is obligated to remain unmarried and abstain from sexual activity for the sake of the kingdom of heaven.
screaming what a scam. imagine never being able to shag thinking you're doing it for the good of heaven
jack black in school of rorke
cronem light up dat loud outside di council estate
timmy walk past an smell di smoke x
Had to go to r/Anon Babble (r*ddit) to get status updates on Anon Babble. God what an utterly shitty fucking website that is. I can’t imagine willingly posting there.
Are you able to carry on going, when walking through the valley of shit?
the airborne slop
there's a hole in the vatican's confessional
Anyone else calculate how much they've slept, using the Anon Babble posting times
no but the sharty IDs were helpful to see there were some obvious yanks on brit vpns posting through the night
Lads, question from Canslad
Why the fuck do squats take so much fucking effort
This is definitely related to the Latvian saying how her husband used to be fit and let himself go in the past two years and is now fat
they use the biggest muscle groups don't they so probably feels like more effort or something idk
Which site do you think is better:
a) Anon Babble
b) Soyjak dot party
deep down wish this site just went away ngl
I was sexually assaulted by my uncle when I was very young
Giuffre dead by suicide
Not suspicious at all
It should be easier if you're fat because the extra weight will help you go down.
the cronem are waking up
katy having her matcha tea
cronem chiefing clickum
feel a bit sick honestly
wonder if this faggot was considering suicide when this site was down
Get the travel sickness tablets and probiotics down you.
fizzy strawberry peach lavender limeade
RULE 1) DON'T THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN ANYONE ELSE
not nice of you is it
mumberg staying in bed whilst i have to look after babystein
sick of it
Her poo on my dinner plate.
just closed my soyjak account
SIDS. Ever heard of it?
the yutes sitting outside, chiefing clickums, responding to missed facetime calls from leng 3 pm tings
Wahey alri lads we're BACK
Haven't had a wank for about two weeks.
JF Vance
ffs can't have shit in bravil niggas wildin
embellishing a poo
Weird innit
We survived 10 days without 4chud
And the latest on are very own Timothy Byrne of High Wycombe?
Abdul's sorting him out
Randy Andy's henchmen got to her
Many of us just used soyjak dot party which is basically the same
My life is a ghibli anime
Would love to see that sharty cunt strung up in some basement and skinned alive, with it all being live-streamed.
To whom do you refer? Quite a few people from here were using the sharty
lets fudge this weekend up!!!
Sharty, the guy who actually did the hacking because his precious wojak board got shitcanned.
Hello friend. I assume you are an American, so let me tell you about the situation here in Europe. African migrants that come to Europe are an entirely different breed of Africans than the West African Chad's you guys have over in the US. West Africa tends to produce 'masculine' looking men with big dicks that women are commonly attracted to. Slave selection has probably even further masculinized those men, because slave traders would prefer to buy stronger slaves, and so the African Americans are an even more Chadlike race of Africans than West Africans already were. But most other Africans aren't exactly like this. West Africans only make up a very small % of migrants that come to Europe. Most Migrants come from East and North African, and (unlike West Africans) women are usually NOT attracted to East and North African men at all. In fact, these men are commonly considered to be some of the most UNattractive men in the entire world by women:
youtube.com
So the reason why you aren't seeing a lot of amateur IR/BBC content from European countries despite them having a lot of "black" people, is because these countries have a different type of black people, that women are simply not attracted to. Sure, you might stumble upon some videos of European girls hooking up with a relatively good looking East African dude, and there are also SOME West African guys over here, so you might be able to find videos of European girls fucking a big dicked West African Chad..., but on average, most African people here not considered to be attractive by most women, and so this explain why there isn't a lot of interracial action going on despite there being so many African people here.
Whenever you see a thread or video saying "omg European women are getting fucked by refugees! :DDD", you know that it's created by an American who has no idea what the situation in Europe actually looks like.
everyone filtered him and he just kept posting it was both hilarious and pathetically sad
Well, there are a couple of famous European qos hotwifes. They never hook up with actual migrants though, they usually just hook up with the West African descendant black guys that have been around in Western society for hundreds of years.
Larissaxadventures (german)
msamsterdam (dutch)
dutchbbcgirl (dutch)
rosalindxxx (uk)
innocenthotwife (uk)
hotwife alice (uk)
anafilatova (russian)
elle brooke (uk)
emilywalters (uk)
erinmoore (uk)
nelly van der woodsen (dutch)
maddiexmyles (uk)
wifelovesbbc (uk)
yorkshire996 (uk)
smother queen (uk)
snowwhitedk (denmark)
hotwifespain (spain)
moroccancutie (born in uk)
beckychase (uk)
jezebelscarlet (uk)
divinekatarina (finnish)
emmanacre (french)
sadgalbri (german)
shinratensei98.gold (italian)
sendnudesx (polish)
miabanana (french)
kiss1couple (italian or portuguese. obviously european but I've seen people say both, and I'm too lazy to dig right now, I'm already digging for these names)
onebadwife (uk)
subtoblacks (switzerland)
loveblacke (polish)
icuckoldress (irish)
uk adventure couple (uk)
tatia fox (german)
nordichotwife (no idea if swedish or norwegian)
anna swallows (uk)
tineetnume (french)
curvycasss (norwegian)
ukmistressrose (uk)
Where did you boys go whilst it was down?
Do we need a contingency plan incase gook moot fucks up again? I nearly went outside and I don't want to be in that position again.
S0I1337 is based
Anon Babble deserved to die
Who knows, maybe he's saved it in the long run, maybe hiro will now sell it to someone who gives a shit
soyjack dot party mate
wheres MOUSEY!!!!?
10 days without Anon Babble cured him
His performance of this on Countdown was *chef's kiss*
Sick of ai generated subtitles and captions they're absolute raisin.
Was there a /brit/ there?
Still is. There's a guy talking to himself in it right now.
started a new job and made a couple of new mates within a few days after being friendless for years, it's that easy
scromning
you cant post that :o
Popes funeral today lads. All a bit sad isn't it.
love toil
love doing backbreaking labour for a pittance wage
love risking life and limb because toilberg doesn't give a shit about workplace health and safety
love sitting in rush hour traffic for at least 30 minutes for what should be at most a 5 minute drive home
mental how everyone Anon Babble is 6'5 with a 8 inch penis making 200k per year working 30 minutes per week at their WFH job and inherited 20 rental properties.
like I can buy it if it's one guy but it seems every Anon matches this profile
You the lad that got injured and was going to sue toilberg?
I was in the same position as you a year ago. I just changed one small thing about my life and now I'm in a well paying role at a cushy desk job and my workplace is two minutes away from my house.
Not true, I'm all those things but my penis is actually 10 inches
yeah but i was well drunk when i came up with that hare-brained scheme, it would never work
how'd you pull that off then?
which airline
went BA business longhaul recently and the food was shite, felt liek complaining
because toilberg doesn't give a shit about workplace health and safety
anonymous call to the right people
Catberg on a mad one
i started backwards wanking
Hope you manage to get him in court some day but not in a way that leaves you crippled and monged.
Turkish Airlines still holds the title for me of best airline food. It's genuinely good stuff.
i was already in the navy once and was dishonourably discharged
also you're taking the piss aren't you?
So which boards are still down? Couldn't access tv, v, or sp. Is int the only board up at the moment?
Shit shower then off to greggses for a bacon butty
Dunno who any of these people are
nah they're all up, your machine must be on a mad one
What do you do for work now?
And why were you dishonourably discharged
/brit/ is single-handedly keeping this site up [bicep_emoji]
i shovel horse shit
was discharged for molesting my CO
Mad how racist I am but my best mate is a black dude from 1st generation Jamaican immigrants.
got kicked out of the navy for not being gay enough
hate when you download a torrent and it doesn't include subtitles
especially when it's a film with lots of black people in it so you can't understand 70% of what they're saying
why is the KING not at the pope's funeral
love this dynamic
i hope you're both very racist to each other in a friendly way
it would be haram for him to go
especially when it's a film with lots of black people
on the old InterracialBlowbang?
u gon get slimed out twin
Lads, I just realized what I missed most about this place
It's not talking about the cans or the chips. It's talking about the fact I'm probably going to end up kidnapping, drugging and mating with the Latvian.
If i were a shit man
Ya ba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dum
All day long I'd poo out of my bum
watching the japanese dubbed version of the wire
why can i not post IMAGES
Want a lick anon?
reckon this is one of those virge fetishes that doesnt translate well to reality
like the stories of blokes who try eating out their gfs arsehole and end up vomiting
I rate her team, Shaq joined earlier too. I switched ty to the pope's funeral tho
ve-gans be eating shite like cauliflower "steak"
fuck off
yeah like those stories
nah just got done watching 12 years a slave (2013)
those negroidal types do so love to piss and moan about shit that happened centuries ago don't they
don't they have soy steaks already?
thanks to whoever linked the rehab room youtube channel the other week. been watching all his vids
air canada. not good really
PEPPA STEAK GA HOSHII ZO, NIGGA
Fucking hell you really need to get a clue
Smash your phone and laptop
literally everything he says is right though
Gregg Wallace revealed that his mother recently died, stating that it was "terribly sad" that she had spent the last few days of her life reading "horrible things" about him.
KEK same, he's obviously depressed tho. Brother needs Christ
Virginia Giuffre, an outspoken sex trafficking survivor who settled a sexual assault lawsuit against the Duke of York, has died aged 41, her publicist has confirmed.
can't stand anime and truly believe that it should be banned with the penalty for possession or viewing being something akin to public flogging
got alan partridge on
Chad living alone= stoic , sigma , masculine
Others living alone = cope , nobody wants them , trauma , lonliness
He made me realise why reddit hates Vini Jr... It's cause he's ugly. He's more disliked on reddit then Anon Babble. Anon Babble makes racist memes about him but redditors legitimately hate him
please stop posting
Go back to /aus/
going to go do hypnotherapy
stayed up until 6 am watching vtubers award
wouldn't hate the anime posting cunts if they actually made good posts
who is this anime faggot
Ooooo yeah now this is lush and I MEAN lush
grow up
Hope they surruptitiously rape you while you're hypnotised and you have horrifying nightmares because of it that you can't explain
seasideMARK
loool remember when he laid down on the train tracks at new years and got scared when he heard a helicopter thinking it was the police looking for him
screeching
might try heroin
One slow but much beloved board, Anon Babble - Flash, will not be returning however, as there is no realistic way to prevent similar exploits using .swf files.
genuinely saddened by this, those soyjak cunts will pay
....grow up mate, yeah?
Miko Sakura
2025 KWABOTY?
spastic
might start talking entirely in rhyme
unless you think it's a linguistic crime
trump by a mile
hope the dealer sells you lemon sherbet instead and you contract diabetes mellitis and die
It'll rot your teeth
It lush
zomg teh gay buttsecks
Mam brought me back a litre of Black Label back from her jollies
Thanks Mam
*trump voters
Karl Jobst
Shedeur Sanders
Being British, I’d imagine you probably have no clue who either of them are.
Ever... you know?
Klaus Schwab resigned
don't have a console or pc strong enough to play the new oblivion, feel like such a virgin for missing out
backshots
Lewis O'Neill has taken his own life following a relentless online bullying campaign on 25/04/2025
depending on the type of heroin, it's not uncommon to add some sort of citric acid to heroin to make it dissolve better into the solution they inject themselves with
refuse to play it at all me, going to pretend it doesn't exist and just play the original if the mood strikes
Save up for a new one, it's what I'm doing
(not him) I know about the Karl Jobst one. Really embarrassing. Imagine being shown up by Billy Mitchell.
Hasn't stopped me very much.
says the runt who spergs out over jpegs
I've got the Pope's funeral on TV and it looks incredibly boring
Funerals would be better if they played some rock music
Get Gojira to perform like they did at the Olympics
always knew he was a little bitch with that nasally autism accent
On the afternoon of April 14th, a hacker using a UK IP address exploited an out-of-date software package on one of Anon Babble’s servers, via a bogus PDF upload
190 was always bragging about his external 'pdf files' hard drive. Was it him behind this?
love watching youtube with ad block and sponsor skipping extensions installed
Old mate forgot he lives in Australia where ypu actually can be done for defamation
The Queen's funeral was pretty kino
Until that embarrassing bagpipes bit
Scotch always wanting to make it about themselves
you're going to die alone having wasted your life watching random women pretend to be anime characters on livestreams for virgin freaks
You're genuinely low-IQ if you believe this
I know you are, but it's wrong to project your grim future on others
why is everybody saying crashing out recently