/brit/

Tumbledown Dick edition

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First for cans

Need it in my gob

Why has it not been raining. It's been sunny literally all month and even last month too. 3 weeks of just sunshine. What is going on this is not spring?

Have 0 accomplishments

they're active

honestly cant wait for the big shock and news articles when they find out the majority of people are not ready for service and most are not willing to fight

lololololol its going to so brutal.

gf fancies Pedro Pascal to a weird degree and even follows fan pages about him on Insta. Don’t see it myself personally he looks just like an ordinary bloke to me

Yorkshiremen do it better

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yep its more cadburies ads

indians and pakistanis are the worst in bed

kek

explain it better than you adhd riddled zoomer.

Yorkshiremen are 90% brown now

Things do matter. If we play our cards right maybe we'll conquer that galaxy. And other galaxies.

t

you could have saved her

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Susie Dent could get it. And by "it", I am referring to me having sexual intercourse with her.

had a cheeky look at Anon Babble out of morbid curiosity. christ americans are stupid. frightening really.

she didn't need saving she's doing great

lucky girl

muslim (Iran or something!)

our ali

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I really appreciate you inviting me out for dinner tonight anon! I've been feeling down ever since my husband went on a business trip to Thailand with his colleagues for 6 months.

WYD?

sex sex

fucking GET in lad

tell her that everything will be okay

WANKING OUT A POO

Thanks for going to the gym with me today Anon! I'm a hormonal mess because I'm going through menopause.

WYD?

At least we don't have GoFundMe for murderers in this country I guess, even if our economy is dogshit compared to the US

I support Russia.
I will defect to Russia in the event of a war.

i dont understand how this bel poster confused american blacks with british blacks. they wouldn't be listening to 90s, 00s R&B they'd be listening to grime.

nobody gives a shit

reported to mi6

I love your posts Heather.

err maybe because he's actually a clueless incel loser? something everyone knows already

Why?

ill be on it in a sec when i get an MI6 job

you could at least tailor the posts to be about british culture rather than some incoherent mess of a post.

sucking a golf ball lads

tell her to see a hormone doctor? this one is pretty tricky

mouseposter detected

Time is not Linear in the Spirit world.

Don't you find that fascinating?

gooning for milfs

Ok enough abuse

I'll go
IF
you get me a
girl
friend !!

she must look like her

on
the

right

Canada flag

my nemesis

you can too take part in finding her

then i'll go

for
good

mmmhmm you kno it

chicken jockey

Time is not paragonal in the poltergeist paradigm

Come on lads let's do it for Mouse Boy. Find him a right brahma for him to go out with.

Best character in Tokyo Ghoul imo

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memelous doesnt really appreciate 40 year olds fucking 16 year olds much so i think ill go fuck some 16 year old fit girls before i get too old

old wounds

seems a bit strong they're only 40 no need for that kind of language

This is Graham Linehan.

Glinner has doxed and assaulted underaged kids for disagreeing with him on trans issues
He's a far right tinfoil schizo whose wife divorced him and kids don't speak to him because he dedicated his life to trans hate
Last year he wrote over 100 anti-trans tweets on Christmas day alone

Not fighting for this hellhole

hah, see that fit woman i posted? well get this, that’s actually a TRANNY!!!!

fine i'll help you!

both countries are hellholes pal

fuck off mousenonce you incredulous homicidal little ghoul

need an "Asian" (muslim country) gf

What exactly is MN's tactic here? We're meant to message women saying 'go out with a kid I don't know'?

How have you been Mousey? Did you like my giselle cosplay? :3

need one of them "Asian" femboy bfs one of those with the silk masks/skirts

Last year he wrote over 100 anti-trans tweets on Christmas day alone

that was 2023. time to update the pasta lad

Nah Russia is actually based, and a rising civilisation.

love our loz

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whole lotta dat snappin goin on rn

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wow /cum/ doesnt care about nogf posts, guess you guys all really want me to find love. ill have to go find a gf to not let you all down

wahey!

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Need to take the stewpill. Beef, carrots, potato, onions.

mental how fit they are

It's okay Mousey. You're alright. We'll find her for you.

One of my biggest secrets in life I'll take to my grave is during COVID I made friends with a programmer from China and it eventually spiralled into a relationship as I thought he was a girl. But he turned out to be a sissy fetish type and he would dress up as a girl for me and we would goon for hours before cumming. I left Discord, went to college, got a job, and got arranged married to a girl from a orthodox Hindu family. Sometimes I still think about his cock and our relationship.

Wrong time of the year for it. Lovely in the winter months though.

5:13
argue about it I mean I know what I
5:15
smell I know what I hear I know what I
5:16
see okay simple as that I mean yeah I
5:21
mean I'm not going to lie to you well
5:23
you already
5:26
did you said I haven't been
5:28
drinking and then kind of played you
5:30
said was it an hour ago like no longer 2
5:32
hours

mental how the police can make you incriminate yourself WITHOUT even being under arrest, "play"s you into answering on whether youre drunk driving or not

I'm sorry MouseLord.. I've failed you...

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thought mn had fucked off for good
shame

asking AI

you need a gf bad too

Yeah I suppose I should message women I actually know to go out with a dangerous incel who sponges off the dole

they loved that

What a catch !!

perfect timing

The fair is in town! Who's joining me?

arsewanktoil loometh

if you know who i am in real life or live near me then please dont try to talk someone into dating me

reading subtitles is adhd

you're just a fucking mong, not worth my time

no you are not
be quiet

Can you go out with Mousey

of course it is, most zoomers cant even watch tv shows or movies anymore.
they need to be constantly stimulated. the fact you're acting in such an angry, aggressive way just tells me somewhere deep inside your brain you know i'm right and you don't want to accept it.

thought i had another ack or chicken meatballs but someone most of got them

shaven

sick of this shit

pack

mousey is this the sort of girl you'd accept?

He’s right tho

Britain is run by officious, busybody, jobsworth, feminist HR karens

howling at this post

the fact you're acting in such an angry, aggressive way just tells me somewhere deep inside your brain you know i'm right and you don't want to accept it.

this is one of the biggest copes I have seen lol
yeah mate all those zoomers and their adhd brains reading
those books are a menace, something must be done to stop the dopamine addiction of reading!!!

anglo gf

need you to wear a tudung and bounce on my uncircumcised cock

uh, totally missing my point but i already knew you had trouble reading considering it's not flashing up on the screen one word at a time in komika axis.

roll for a strength check on rape

it's absolutely impossible for a woman to find me attractive

No need for the anti-book language

we're working flat-out for Mousey's gf but we'll get you one next mate

memorise ruy lopez berlin defence 40 moves deep and pray

:)

106 minutes of that gimp are you for real

i highly doubt your cock can fit into my arsehole. it's pretty tight

their Elo is far higher than mine so i would just lose.

yes mate subtitles appear one word at a time in the centre of the screen
mong boy

finished to one of her POV scenes this morning

don't mind these girls getting chunky, I just hate their low self-esteem and the fact it makes them hide their stretchmarked tum

1.d4

i cat play chess

Anon Babble

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Before she turned to porn
Lost her virginity to her stepdad

christ you're mentally ill

reading subtitles on a video tricks your brain to being an active participant hence giving the video a longer watch time

WHAT A DUMB TAKE!!!

please tell me why this take is bad

B-BECAUSE IT JUST IS OKAY!?!??! READING IS BAD NOW BECAUSE I SAID SO

mental.
illness.

I Toilet Bog Fart poo solemnly swear shat I willy suppoo and defend the Constipation of the Pooshited States against all enemas, foreign and molest dick; shat I willy bear poo faith and willygiance poo the same; shat I take this knobligaytion peely, without any menstrual resergaytion or poopose of evasion; and shat I willy well and gaythfully discharge the pooties of the orifice on which I am about to enter: So help wee God.

it's been raining for 5 days straight here just as its get warmer so it's not actually getting warmer because it's fucking raining.

I’m next in line for the /brit/ gf finder service

all you do is wake up and jack off to images of white women getting fu*ked by black men, it's a fucking sad reality mate

can't stop murdering black trans women lads

Demi Hawks
4'11"

seona dancing mentioned

police psyche interviewer manipulator gf with a list and iddy bitty titty and a bob

I trust you lads are all caught up on this week's Talk Tuah

that group of women with the "iddy bitty dib and a job" thing one of the women in it got "shouted at" by her viewers or followers because she bragged (made a tiddy tokky video innit) about buying/owning a house at 20

yeah?

you're deranged

you make up a bullshit claim that "subtitles on a video tricks your brain to being an active participant" lmao

I point out it's a shit take (it is unfounded bro-science you just made up)

WHY YOU ADHD ZOOMER

YOU'RE BEING MEAN

Y-YOU'RE MISSING T-THE POINT

then you have the nerve to say that I'm claiming reading is bad?
you're the boomer having a fit over the fact that some people like to have subtitles on their tv shows and films
this is old man yells at clouds level shit

mate you're actually mentally ill stop replying to me lol

I’ll be slow at first but once I get that itch I’m dropping the hammer hard and idgaf how loud you scream

Shag your much more attractive sister.

I accept your concession

stop replying to me lol

would definitely have to work out with some gfs so that i had a nice body to pretend to be a dog for her or wear her flannel shirts

make up a bullshit claim

then you have the nerve

big virge vibes from this post

not him but it is often lack of attention, when the audio is fine at least
subtitles allow you to understand what's going on even if your mind frequently wanders because you can check what's been said, whereas audio alone requires more constant focus

Wonder if that lad is still in the park drinking cans and doing LSD with his mates for 5 minutes at the young age of 34 years old right now.

american state has now banned blue dye (dont think its brilliant blue) and yellow i think yellow 6 dye and 2 other yellow ones

buying gf 10gp

less than a freddo though innt

so it’s the scrandemic lads

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Technoindustrial society must come to an end.

Well hungry I am
thinking a couple slices of buttered bread

i thoughts and prayers you didnt rape that 91-year old woman baka ray hunter johnson

brown biomass plague

no sauce?

honestly think the gf might be biopic

Well hungry I am

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i reckon, yeh, that if you had 10 kids then you would have a favorite, but that isnt even a bad thing. thats because teachers done pretend that some kids arent their favorites, and its fine. and parents nowadays think they are their kids friends and not good parent

Who's playing her in the biopic?

bionic?

but you can only get away with that stuff if you have like 10 years though and you cant really do that if youve only got 2 kids innit

Is anyone else worried about all the conscription talk in the media? Don't know if it's just fearmongering or what but I'm becoming very nervous.

I'm taking lots of money out of the bank as I can currently as I'm worried the government will freeze the bank accounts of people who resist conscription.

and i reckon that if i was an African and i saw (on the internet) the guys using a drill and a pipe, or drill and a funnel type thing, i would lose my mind and go move a bunch of dirt

so apparently this rorke

Might just not pay rent lopl

government will freeze the bank accounts of people who resist conscription.

if it gets to that point mate the numbers on your screen wont matter too much, trust me lol

no but i think they should go piss in bottles in Russia (they are all alcoholics)
recent pictures in the Ukraine it looks the same as Edinburgh. its just they all have guns walking around and might find trouble

why the fuck don't you live in london? are you stupid?

what are your current living conditions

why the fuck dont you like in london, yeah? are you stewpid? mate ill rape your fucking nan and throw her in the bin yeah innit

There's a new gimmick tracking website for the latest event in the cascading polycrisis of modernity

worldometer > livuamap > watchduty > unusualwhales

realistitically, if the governmnet made crystal meth, then it could be really cheap, and the users could get high for like 20p innit, so they wouldnt even be made to be in poverty for smoking meth and with a good diet they could counter a lot of the negative effects of the drugs which makes up the stereotypes. and then people could benefit from the drugs and stimulate the economy

prefer my body unstabbed and my phone to not be pinched by folk on mopeds

im hearing londonish voices and i like it

why are all those meth addicts in the usa homeless freaks

wouldnt fit in with the local stock

poverty. the reason/s i just said in my post

isnt it cheap in the usa

can't stop buying books

crack is already pretty cheap and they dont do too well

pooeng poo greng

if a person could get high on meth all month for like $80 they wouldnt be poor and might even have well-paying jobs

thai prime minister?

leftyrorke

corrr what books fiction or nonfiction

nah the rockefellers smoke crack

Asda have started selling their minced beef in vacuum sealed packs and it now tastes like shit and has an awful texture.

any (You)s going?

here you go lad
nah, don't worry about it -- this one's on me

Watching the temptation and the two black lads, one of which is a vicar, took 20 grand off everyone

epstein didnt kill himself, he isnt dead

Bring back the Invacar, will stop motability fraud overnight

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mostly nonfiction
science and history and so on

business idea to fix the stock market: deport all white brits

wish they really did put the jamaican flag on there

What do you mean? It doesn't have to be nuclear war for that.

Our anti white government would probably love to see white Brits killed.

whatever country they go to will end up find and getting emigrated to, from whoevers in Britan and other (previously white) countries now

I mean once we're in a war with russia the numbers on your bank statement wont be the worth the money its printed on, pal.

Imagine if we conquered India and had 250m white Britons.

nigerians won't like it

too many goyim

just need to clean it up a bit and it will be nice

FASCISM IS LE CAPITALISM IN CRISIS!!!!!

this is a semtic canard

if shit hit the fan and all bean pole white twink rorkes continent wide made a run for it to the whiteboy oasis for whiteboys to build and create a new society, would you go?

yes i would go to whiteboy island

I'm not afraid of Russia, I'm afraid of our government.

anglo saxon anglo saxon

get in lads

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me on the left
billy no mates, as per

oo, badge. aws badge

hate mathematics

imagine the smell

aws wankers love spinning up their lil serverless gimmicks

whats the name of the song or album? google gives me nothing and ive been looking for ages
the background (probably album art)

orange

death metal style text

its a rap song called "ill intentions" or "bad omens" or something
not going to try and guess the artist name but i would appreciate getting this song

what can you do with that

God put me in /brit/ for a real reason.

be right back forum

need a paris hilton gf

timmy be snoring but cronem sneaking in and he boutta ruin dat peace wit katy upstairs x

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work for 2 hours a day at minimum wage

Stick it on my CV when i decide to go looking for better paying jobs.
Work paid for the exam so may as well get it

actually nevermind one sec

massive feet apparently

Basically
I don't wanna be an MP3
320 K-B-P-S, you know that I feel
Kinda real, kinda, ooh

Anglo Saxophone

i dont do anything 'cause of choice paralysis

cronem kissing his lovely 3 pm katy and holding her tight

i dont do anything because chalie forom helluvaboss wolf fursona alt/fan art

mental that half the apps in the apps stores are games and nobody plays them ever

seems like a lot of effort for something nobody gives a fuck about

ktim!

Hall of Famer Whitey Ford now on the field pleading with the crowd for some kind of sanity.

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famous for getting fucked on camera
a true pioneer for the modern whore

apps were big like 10 years ago

I’m such a loser

cry about it lil bro

reckon this might be one of /brit/s worst thread
even with most of it filtered

lawerlike 16 year old gf

all you do is wake up and jack off to images of white women getting fu*ked by black men, it's a fucking sad reality mate

ktim! kimt!

skyrim: but with the max level baddies at the beginning of the game

With all of our collective might we could not get Mousey a girlfriend

sounds like a chore

tiger onesie 16 year old gf

and heeere come the pretzels

needless challenge

wow, says here that back pain may be caused by lung, breast, thyroid, kidney cancer
(most common cause 30-50yrs)

ktinm

it has been like 5 seconds
but not that you are wrong

Trump: When you ran out the healthy arms, you ran out of really healthy— they had great arms but they ran out. It’s called sports. It’s called baseball in particular and pitchers I guess you could say, really particular

been learning how to talk (write actually) like this and its really fun

Some races do not deserve to exist. Our mission will be accomplished, whether it be today or tomorrow.

fuck off leftypol you self hating white

I have brain cancer (chuditis)and i cba do do a damned thing

got a good post for the new
assuming someone is going to make it

honestly when this happens i just assume thats someone i have filtered made the new

you'll do nothing in your mold-ridden bedroom

literal foetus

tiger onesie 16 year old gf with the sex on

funny how some people might be so desperate for love but would turn their nose up at someone offering it

kys spaedo

i dont want love from a nobody

mental asylum gf wearing a choker with a hoop on it

So this is it, the final /brit/

happened in school when girl offered me to walk with her and i just said no i need to go home haha

black hair with freckles gf in a mental asylum

Anglo Sexman

mental asylum sex

NEW THREAD

got a few changes laid out for next years 2025 diary ill use as a notebook to make it more efficient

good
would be better than the current state of the thread