/brit/

she wants a no friends, no social hobbies, closed off freak of a man

fuck off

not sure how that is connected to not having any mates.
so you're saying having friends or not is a trivial part of your life and can just be hidden from a partner? you think thats a normal position to have?

Sieg Heil brother

maybe its different for young lads like yous who reached adulthood as tiktok was hitting the appstore but for people from the old world this is how you do it

cant believe the average person posting on /brit/ at 2pm has little to no idea as to how the mind of the average woman works

op woman is a classic example
left - guy pretty
right - girl pretty

as women age they switch alliances

yh women valuing honesty and communication is a skibidi 2025 woke tiktok trend

Im 32. Every gf i has has been deeeply interested in my personal life and complained if i didnt open up enough

well thats just pure cope. what a ridiculous thing to say.
just admit you said something retarded instead of embarrassing yourself even further.

Keep this in the Simpcord and on Anon Babble cheers

complained if i didnt open up enough

yeah and you just throw her off indefinitely and it just works

well it seems that I will be telling my parents to not take out that pension pot this weeks

can't tell any difference between the groups

No idea what that means. Dont think rihanna is "objectively" pretty or anyone is

just spin a web of lies and deceit for years instead of just making some friends. women wont care!

lmao

don't understand what the difference is

you're 32 and you still dont know you never open up to women/listen to what they say, rather watch what they do?

fucking grim.

Nah

Works in ending relationships yes

told my gf all my mates live in another city she wouldnt know them and now she thinks im sexy and mysterious

your mummy didnt love you very much did she mate.

most of the women on the left have kids

most of the women on the right do not have kids

well shit, that is as objective as it gets

no, she still loves me lad. unlike yours who taught you to open up to women haha what the fuck.

T. Perma single

told my gf all my mates died in a tragic plane crash and i was the only survivor. now she thinks im a chad and loves me even more

oh but you're a relationship used goods man. sorry mate, i'm talking amongst shaggers here

This. A girlfriend should know everything about your life. And I mean EVERYTHING.

ah yes /brit/, the perfect place to get sound advice about women

Why is this allowed to be advertised on a work safe board

virgoid hands clobbered this post out

I don't want a gf I just want a strumpet I can empty my balls into on occasion desu

LADS I OPENED UP TO MY GIRLFRIEND! I CRIED THAT I HAVE NO FRIENDS AND NOBODY LOVES ME AND SHE LEFT ME!!! WHAT DID I DO WRONG!?

hahahaha no wonder all of you are virgins lmao

she's girl pretty

no i dont actually believe you. obvious mummy issues with you fella

you dont have to believe me mate, your actions speak volumes.

if i open up to a women she will like me more

you are a fucking cretin hahaha

ENOUGH FROM THE CLOWN

put the tinnies down diego

I saw a few of these guys the other day

no, having no mates does not make you mysterious and cool. it makes you weird and unlikeable. its why you are chronically single

Did you even read the OP?

complain if i dont open up

Some how you read this as

i open up to women a lot

Mong

I did 20 years in the can, not a single fucking peep

screaming at this mong bet hes subscribed to the hustlers university and recites andrew tate quotes in his mind

got beer and wine in the fridge but I don't really want to drink today

bro typed that out on a desktop keyboard lmao by your computer are we lad lmao

ok incel, whatever you say

Deadly looking beak that

Diego drunken meltie

I’ll tell you one thing and i’m not ashamed to admit, my estimation of yanks as posters just fuckin plummeted

kek this, literally just turn up a couple times a week for me to dump a load in and maybe do the dishes

can't drink alcohol me I'm on a diet need to lose 8 stone

Exams coming up hope I pass the Adolescence GCSE

go cry on your "girlfriends" shoulder lad.
dont like andrew tate lad, i think you've never had sex if you think "opening up" to a women will get her to like you.

haha lots of lads raised in single mother households here i see.

almost had my arse fingered by a woman today cor

this post has got heubert written all over it

that side profile

howling

T. My ex gf

Heathercunt with a new gimmick where he posts ugly women all day every day and just says "girl pretty"
Jannies won't do a thing

is this show actually good or is it normie slop

A sexual encounter this early in the day?

what happened lad

hooker said no

they believe their girlfriend should be their soulmate and companion and wonder why after a year they only shag once every 3 weeks for 2 minutes. theyre doomed

you just got humbled by huebert!

show

FOY

At this point its not even important if its good or not. Its why its been astroturfed to this extent

Establishing an algorithm which determines the rate of heathermong activity based on the day and hour

have you ever been in a healthy relationship lad?

Spaki tried to talk about birds and got btfo again did he?

go away Candice

was at doctors talking about my prostate and she said she could inspect it there and then but I said no cos I didn't want a finger up my bumhole. but she was a woman cor

screaming at the amount of replies this post got. all the repressed memories of the incels opening up to women just came flooding back to them and they wanted something to shout out.

citation needed

aren't you a depressed alcoholic who will almost certainly die completely alone?

so thankful i’m not in school anymore
imagine mandatory adolescence watching lmao

*fwip*

I'd let a woman do it but no way is an indian bloke giving me a prostate exam

they are totally doomed. one lad said he was 32 years old and if you dont understand how the female brain works at that point you are fucking doomed.

bunch of sad unemployed runts sitting around at 2pm on a monday debating who’s the bigger shagger

whens the last time you had a gf?

that's the other french who's a balding midget from the countryside who wastes his hard earned laborer money on his gaming pc and video games
i'm a shagger from paris

heard they have mandatory BLACKED.com viewings in geography now, schools gone woke i tell ya

All me

Is that a tranny on the left

so thankful i’m not in school anymore
imagine thinking women care about how many mates you got lmao

Hes never had one but hes definitely a top shagger ok mate?

we should all go to italy and find girlfriends

Got another teenage toy yet?

why is it always about the biggest shagger and never about the biggest shagged

you aren’t a shagger either stop acting like you’re above it

Italian girls unironically love British men

and run afoul of the gangsters there? team rocket and the like

you don’t need to be a prolific casual sex haver to clock this as pathetic

its always the biggest incels who have the strongest opinions about these things. very bizarre.

I remember having madatory watching of Schindler's List and other agitprop in school, Adolescence isn't much worse

pg tips getting twitchy

me on the right

no i'm busy with toil and sports atm a bird would mess up my schedule

You vvill talk about everything with your gf and yoi vvill like it.

rorke booking his plane ticket to Florence to harass the local women

Funny thing is its probably going have the opposite effect on them.

crackheads all over the streets outside schools in parks but only an issue once they hits the tube lmao

Oh yeah ive seen your webm. Early morning swim?

If north Korea was a sock and you pulled it inside out you would get the UK

youtube.com/watch?v=mBM_cxMw6i0

just ate beans on toast with a hefty helping of cheese, feel a deep satisfaction within my belly

on his way to katy's ends

youtu.be/6cIePqdz03A

i turned your mum inside out with my 4.5 inch willy

what the hell that wasnt me

money well spent is not wasted

y'all cowards don't even smoke crack on the tube

Globalisation era has ended, says Treasury minister

Hasn't really though, has it?

women should be LOVED and PROTECTED and SHAGGED and BRED

It's "you'll" cowards

Just like your arse

Mad how much better everything is just because we have sun

The end of global homogenisation is a beautiful thing to witness.

hour and a half before my haircut and anxiety is through the roof

Instead of being sad on his ginger behalf how about you tread foot outside and get your own girlfriend

me tink mi gwan tek mi own life

It'll be okay

Wish I climate was just a bit better, I dont want to be scorched by sun ten months a year like Spain or Africa but I need the summer season to be longer and Spring/Autumn nicer

reckon somewhere like Southern France or the Pacific north west of america would be heaven

Woke is dead. Globalism has failed.

Rorke won.

yeah mate, globalised trade hasn't really lead the security of nations has it?
you utter uneducated cretin.

people that rope themselves when they have young children deserve a special place in hell

Got a Brazilian girlfriend mate, guarantee she looks better than any of the haggard english dogs you lot are forced to resort to

it's alright mate just talk about your hobbies and career

The dream car

And it only cost us our entire country and culture

I don't even want heat, just clear skies is enough.

bluray of Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex just arrived from Amazon lads

He's guy pretty

sure you do pal

It’ll be fine we’ll sort it out

you'll have it in a couple of decades, it's warming up

just ate 5 fried eggs on 4 slices of toast with a tin of beans poured all over it, my guts are already rumbling

do not insult the beauty of English women

I eat 4 eggs and a tin of beans for my lunch every day mate git gud

Can't wait to eat British grown Oranges

poo fighters

looks european
cant be english

I’m in a small town in the U.S.A that gets a lot of visitors from the UK, mostly due to an obscure tragedy that occurred there. It’s a general rule in my town that if a British person walks by, they have a very pleasant scent. It’s different for each individual, but I would describe it as almost floral, maybe with a hint of citrus and oakwood. Most are also fairly respectful and do not talk to the locals about the tragedy; as it is a very sensitive issue in this town. Can anyone from across the pond actually verify that this is true?

now add 4 slices of toast you skinny cunt

post your current weight

aye a tranny nae doubt

Nah I don't need that much for lunch
77.4kg, cutting down to 76, maybe 75.

yes i can verify that

Nell Tiger Free is a pure English rose

you might make good wine too

me? 16 stone 6'2, could do with shifting a bit of timber but not like i have any women to impress x

essex steppe

kino

Thank GOD I was not born an anglo

no more wanking for me. it not right

Wtf kind of name is "Nell Tiger Free"?

Would go a little farther south than that even. Did you know... fun fact by the way, here's a fun fact... did you know Rome is at the same latitude as Chicago and Boston? It's true. Greece - Italy - California - Winnipeg :3

Fuck trump
Fuck Putin
Fuck pisslam
Fuck pissrael
Fuck wogs
Fuck George floyd
Fuck trannies

ugly rat, need her put in a bin pronto

Some days we smell like fish, other days we smell like shit

Haha he don’t give a FUCK mate

obscure tragedy that occurred there

Bath, Michigan

enters brit

Im with you on 6 of those things

a cool and memorable name

cant decide what's worse, if musk does actually have an unusable willy from a botched enhancement or if leftypol made it up

Why a Mach E? I'm unironically buying an S550 GT later this year/early next, no idea why you'd buy a fake and gay mustang instead of the V8

He has 12 children

can't believe she was murdered by rupert

caring

You can get them used for like 20-25K here

Apparently the crack addict was so well known them that they had complaints about him every 1-3 days and that he was so familiar that the workers all knew him by his 1st name. He'd been a homeless crack addict for at least 10 years (possibly up to 20 they said) and ge lived primarily in Brixton, just outside the station. BTP weren't much interested in him either because the police were reluctant to deal with him (because what exactly could they do beyond putting him in a cell for a few days? Before releasing him all over again). And contacting the council directly had yielded almost no results because it was severely strapped for cash and wasn't willing to spend precious resources on a middle-aged male crack addict who'd lived outside of societal norms for decades (I mean, can you even fix someone like that?).

So the general conversation was left with the glum cynical feeling that the only real solution to him was if the guy upped & died one day. But that's not a nice way to feel about anyone.

The 1st time I came across someone smoking Crack on the tube, it was a much more unnerving experience for everybody involved. And when I contacted a TFL worker back then, they were much more proactive about removing the man from the station. But ATM that's pretty much all they can do (temporarily evict people from stations) and even then they often don't bother if the addict is on their way to Brixton because that's where most of them apparently live anyway :/

Oh actually he has 14, the latest born a few months ago

aren't they all lab rats?

Mental that people now won't fucking shut about Elon Musk, feel like normies HAVE to have someone to constantly moan about as a group, that could be Dominic Cummings, Boris, the Tories, Trump, Elon Musk, some other cunt.

Are there no prisons... are there no poor houses

oK /brit you give me abuse for being annoying

i will leave you alone. but you
have to do a favour
for me
get me
a

girlfriend

she must look like the girl
here on
the right

ok !!
get looking !!

A new low for Mousey.

thinking of buying an ice cream van

Its like people who hate the royal family. Cant wait to let you know and watch the crown and read articles about them.

Notice how its always white gentiles who are the target of abuse. They never talk about someone like Larry fink

zooey <3

Yeah we get it you fucking boring cunt
Hang yourself

'

why do heckin normies love to talk about current events and people?

heh, they’re not as enlightened as me, who um, likes to be racist on an incel chatroom

prisons are full of dealers getting shagged by the all female onlyfans having prison guard staff

there are no poor houses

Yeah these same mongs have to fucking tell you what they think regardless of whether you want to hear it or not.

dadberg apologised for me being autistic and said he should have been a better father to me growing up

Orange man bad

Yeah isn't he!

Did you see what the orange man did last night?

He's really bad

Omg I can't believe what he did

It's this ad infinitum, it's not a political discussion or an informed one on current events, it's literally gossip fuelled by the media.

Sad thing is that millions of people after Adolescence will now be convinced it’s “incels” or lonely young men that are the biggest threat to our country and not the millions strong horde of foreigners currently living here.

What is the worst city in the UK? for America its akron, Ohio

Britain is a dead nation, anyone with any skills or sense is fleeing abroad

It's pretty hard for them to ignore when every week on the news some foreigner has murdered someone.

The queen is current events

Orange man has wiped thousands off my 'folio, I am entirely justified in calling him a fucking window licking mongoloid shartmerican jew golem

Last week at my current job lads

whats all this stock market stuff? are going to into a depression or what?

participating in the hebrew stock market

you deserve it

yeah

for America its akron, Ohio

Surely not? There's San Francisco, Baltimore, many others

Got another lined up?

Special Agent 007 required to undergo diversity and inclusion training as well as watch Netflix's Adolescence at the behest of His Majesty King Charles and Sir Keir Starmer's government before he is sent to Yemen to assassinate the top brass of the Houthi rebels

bit late, isn't it

Yes, I start on the 14th

For me it's Gary, Indiana

depression

Probably not, but orange nigger unironically thinks the US is being scammed by madagascar and cambodia so he's sharting all over the world economy like a spastic

Baltimore has some really nice areas

rich cunts that have their entire worth as numbers on a screen are panicking cause those numbers are crashing
they’re going to do a lot of mental shit to avoid losing their fortune and livelihoods

if you’re a native man that doesn’t live in a major city you’ll be fine. learn a good skill and name your price. you’ll be gold during a time of political chaos, hordes of darkies and the useless urban class losing their jobs

The neo liberal system is crumbling under its own meaningless

Akron is by far the UGLIEST

Placing tariffs on other countries so greedy american companies have to manufacture products and invest in their home countries is BAD

my patience is wearing thin

woke, james woke. brave, not stunning

have the best scenery on earth

towns and cities are soulless shitholes

mental how

San Diego has soul

learn a good skill and name your price. you’ll be gold during a time of political chaos

Yeah as everyone knows plumbers and electricians are living like kings in Venezuela and syria right now while the former rich serve them. The fools

Whats that german for?

my dad keeps asking me to get married and i've been doing my best to protect my virginity as much as i can. mad how evil dads can be

Bought some 3 inch lifts for my shoes

eating mcdonalds and crying

State, how are you?

*It's dark and he can't see, Houthi rebels approach James Bond's tent walking some sort of enormous 4 legged animal*
*as the animal approaches James can hear its chains clanking and a guttural stoney moaning sound*
*as it approaches James can see that it isn't an animal, it's a 40-storey tall woman with huge tits*
"She's a black titan," he whispers.
*She tries to loosen her chains*
"Damn," James says. "I want her..."

Exploiting the global south to manufacture everything that we can buy for cheap instead of being manufacturing titans ourselves is what's stagnating wages here

Imagine if Britain and America built things like China and Vietnam did

Apple's encryption row with UK should not be secret, court rules

bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cvgn1lz3v4no

we literally have an american companies fighting for our right to encryption lad yet our mps don't care

Making low-level stuff domestically when you can get thirdie monkeys to do it is pointless. US services exports are the backbone of the first world economy, a single consultant can bring in thousands of dollars an hour to the US economy which would take 10 flyover hicks making widgets a whole day to replicate.
The engineers to actually produce significant amounts of tooling in the US don't exist either, unless they import boatloads of chinks to do it at very high cost

it's because of the price isnt it

tall ffs I don't give a monkey's about your wellbeing

on the train, which is BLOODY late

whenever you see one of those fucking 150 year old chinamen they always have a cigarette
or maybe they just look 150 because they smoke
much to think about

Love it.
Deep state wankers kicking and screaming.

Doesnt seem to be so good for us

Good thing we aren’t 80IQ venezuelans or syrians

Oh I thought you were being nice. I'm 5'8 but I figured now I'm 5'11 and wearing shoes plus the lifts I can say I'm 6 foot. Never got shit for my height just wanted to treat myself to a few inches like your mum did with me 9 months before you were before

My hair is wearing thin

First world manufacturing economies do exist. South Korea, Japan and Germany don't have higher wages than the US.

Is encryption banned on everything or is Apple the only complaining?

*insert gif of thierry henry's lip wobbling *

encrypting my posts so janny can't read them

whats the point of living to 150 if willie stops being hard at 100

It's nothing
Rich hedge fund jews are selling stuff because they are retards
stocks and shares isa and pension mongs are seething because the numbers are going down not like they knew what those numbers mean or where they came from anyway
nothing is happening

The mask of sanity has slipped lads...

niggas be bawlding

Nothing is happening? The price of Nintendo Switch 2 has gone up!

What's mad about Chinese lore is that when you look at the other cities that aren't Beijing, Shanghai or Hong Kong, the ones nobody can remember the names of but they all sound like Guangnam or Zhangzhu or Xiaodong and they have fifty million people living in them with giant skyscrapers massive economies, manufacture more than most countries on earth
Just endless amounts of chinks being spawned out of thin air

*befudles you with inflation *
Um actually is 5x cheaper than the sega saturn in 1992 so you should actually thank nintendo ok?

Rich hedge fund jews are selling stuff because they are retards

The president of the US is currently doing a lance corporal jones bit on his twitter or whatever he uses these days
There couldn't be a stronger sell signal

been working on a theory that they don't actually reproduce normally they just have massive star wars cloning factories

leftypol's worst nightmare

China used more cement between 2011 and 2013 than the U.S. used in the entire 20th Century.

Most chinese people invested in property and a lot of these places are completely empty. Unlivable even for chinaman

what are they up to? why do they need so many chinky people?

the bald patch, omdzzzzzzz

Rorke...your trim bro...

I feel like if the usa economy crashes then my measly savings wont be that important anyway

honestly completely forgot the queen is dead and now trying to remember when it happened, further proof that everything during the rona virus was barely real

3 pm x

So the tariffs were just a complete Nothingburger? Lol

Seems like all the news networks were desperately hoping it would be a complete meltdown when the NYSE opened, showing the ticker and and everything but it’s only very slightly down lol. Embarrassing

pedo freak

but what about the line? it went down actually

fat autistic pedo cunt

There's a Fed meeting in a couple of hours so there's a lot of hopium that JPow will cut rates

Of course it was and of course they did. All the media wants to do is demonise Trump in any possible way they can. It's so boring and the normies all fall for it.

You being a mong doesn't extend to a wider conspiracy. You're just a mong.

bizarre reactions

5%

Very slightly

Mobility scooter rider, 105, dies in crash

Ziedbelg is slowly moving more towards paedo posting because the cuckposts don’t shock the same way anymore.

Mobility scooter rider, 105, dies after being hit by car ‘while crossing the road’ as driver, 87, escapes unhurt

imagine watching that crash in real time lmao

The last hurrah of a dying nation

gif

Fuck off

she was FIT back in the day

Had how bastard fucking fit they are

stoppable force meets slowly moving object lmao

queens deid

x.com/AbsolutelyMental/status/1909224511813132409

All the media wants to do is demonise Trump in any possible way they can

He's a genuine fucking retard mate, stop falling for the miga cult

lads turn on the tv the king's just combusted

It's finally here in the UK!

honestly think even though ziedberg is the main poster, spaki will turn on his VPN and copy his posts too like the weird freak that he is
this one posting now is spaki

lads we need to take the ego out of the equation or no one will listen
do it britishly
i'm sorry but your culture is making ours different and we love our culture too much
i know my great grandfather was a cunt
i know that the guy from several decades ago was evil and wanted the world the be like him and now it's coming back around abd the world needs to be like you this is hilarious

Has to be one of the dodgiest places I've seen in my life

that vid is like a year old now

how is Elton still able to accurately fart onto people's food when he's lost his sight and all

nu

Mental how bad he mindraped you

Isn't that a literal close-down order pinned to the door looool

Chick Fella

Everyone lets the government have backdoors except Apple.

Apple pulled the service from the iphone in UK rather than give the government access

Ancient vid uncle

wheres that yank who was posting his tesla shares? they're down another 8.5% today lmao

The point of the tariffs is to set industry in the US instead of off-shoring everything to China and other foreign asian countries. Trump has said from day one even back in 2016 that this is what he wants to do. But no he's just retarded and flailing around doing random shite to send the world into chaos because his dumb and evil. Christ you dumbasses really think everyone else is just incompetent and vindictive that doesn't follow your leftist dogma. You live in such a nasty narrow little world.

an entire nation of theon greyjoys

having a close wankcounter of the wank kind

Still feels horrible when I think of something that happened in 2017-2019 like it was a couple years ago and it was like 8-10 years ago. Rona's done a number on my sense of time