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/balk/

Hello balkan

I look like that.

Good morning! Grab the popcorn, it's going to be a lovely day!

is this gio?
also I work with a very buff albanian

@sashko
bro you should go there

youtube.com/watch?v=yYhG8DHdRX0

Smradlivite reditori

I fixed her

timmy sisters?

you can't afford this style of gambling

I will buy you an iPhone Pro if you give me a virgin girl relative.

*gets harrasse by mangojeets*

I probably have more money than you bro. And I want more, so I can increase my reputation and the influence of Greece.

only good bord on this sehithole

he wasn't there during sunday futures

bears wonned
I wonned

Are you sure about that, Hans?

Only Americans will pay so much.

where do u gamble

Yes, you'll have to account for the tariffs the EU will place

I don't gamble, I take strategic positions when IBKR isn't shitting the bed and stopping me from buying because the price is raising too fast

If these weird retards can make money, I should be able, too.

IBKR

Ibikey-r

You'll be left with huge bags when the circuit break hits in the first 5 min

not the question i asked

files.catbox.moe/iww2d8.m4a
fucking youtube hiding songs

it sadly ain't dropping 20% on open

then clarify your question

Options, futures and other derivatives like bearish etf's and CFDs etc.
Most people on discussions on Anon Babblepol dont understand that traders make fortunes *both* ways.
In fact trades make money faster on the downside on account of how leveraged the short positions are.

question was clear

not really, where could mean many things

How much does it need to go up before you get liquidated?

I don't like the overall makke aesthetics
unfortunately our villages are overrun by gypsies now. when I was little they were rare

DUMP DUMP DUMP

imagine ikimoon nuking himself with options or CFDs in 5 seconds and getting 400k into debt with 1 click

I mean uhhh, I can't really get liquidated? My positions are too small and hedged. I guess a 50% US only rally might make me lose like 6k?

Schizophrenics can reverse their actions if they have a psychosis

yes doctor the voices told me to gamble

clearing houses don't care about your schizomemeia bro, you're on the hook

Just checked the s&p like some incel that will never feel the warmth of a woman and it only lost a year's worth of gains

Is this supposed to be the world ending recession

How much can you invest?

it's still closed bro, it opens after noon
checkout the rest of the world that's losing 6% every day meanwhile the shadowpres is golfing and telling people to take their meds while his cabinet says NO DEALS TRADE BAD

It only took two days

Take your meds, no deals trade bad

so true!

Depends on how well i talk

He says, after losing 4k

Kek DAX just hit -10

Did you learn from books, trading yourself or advice of Huge Bosses?

losing only materializes if you sell and I ain't selling
shorting meanwhile is actual money

based, I pray for -15% on US open

What's the ballpark?

Can't wait till orange man makes a heel turn, like he always does, and all you inceloids lose even more money

that pic

ahahahaah
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no takebacks intcel
you voted for this

I don#t like gambling either bro, but if we stay behind we will live in poverty. I don't want to miss iPhones. Remember the former FYROMian who bought an iPhone and couldn't repair his screen? Brutal story

YUROSISSIES ANNIHILATED

I want to contribute to the third peak.

Feel like throwing up

I need to quit my job immediately

So how much are you going to be investing?
Buy the dip, Ursula will pump it hard

I think if all my shorts print money then I'll have enough to pay back all of my margin and have a bit left over
that way I'll be able to buy when tariffs are implemented

Bro I just opened Pandoras box. I need time to understand where I stand and how many resources I have to mobilize.

I'm not sure how boon would react to a basic knowledge of shorting this skata-market so I don't know what to tell him. How would he process the information of an options chain?

Kek you're gonna pay for the 2.5k euros iPhone and you'll be happy my poooooooooorfag friend

I eagerly await his 3x leveraged shorts on margin

It's real in your schizophrenic delusion bro

I mean Rhein specifically, the question is how low will the dip be
Don't bother if you don't have a few spare grand

I don't buy EU shitcoin stocks

Everything is a shitcoin rn

Not my problem

Long live the People's Republic of China

some shitcoins are only crashing because the founders are dumping
some are useless

Look at the guy in the suit

50k eur for pale used goods bro

i sold that one to a friend of my ex gf afterwards

Ancient Greeks payed dowry so men like me could have sex with their virgin daughters

Me as an ENTJ at the top

they had gay orgies while you have been spermed by muslim homophobia

I learned what ballpark means

Thank Allah dowry was cancelled in 1983 by the progressive government of Andreas Papandreou

Can you imagine having to give away your money or land to some random piece of shit so they can marriage your family's women? That was some thirdie shit

He's probably burning in hell now

I should buy some byrek again to celebrate my money

didn't know what ballpark is

You don't even need to know about investing to know that. Just go to the casino bro, you'll get the same results without the extra effort

hahahahhaha, imagine some keftede rolling into the casino and betting his 3€ allowance

It was one of the few good things he did and people were happy to vote for him

I like when I had blatant severe issues degree holders just laughed at me and told me to have sex.

crazy to think iki is almost 40 and never experienced being loved in a romantic way

Animemerch dropped today its brootel my gf said she'll wear my clothes i told her that i'll behead her in the public square if she does.

The good thing about small bets in the casino is you can always drink your money's worth in free drinks, so you're not even mad if you lose it

You are afraid and jealous of me. I don't harm you, so your hate is the result of an inferiority complex I assume.

Trumsky represents the anational elite, they have no loyalty to any country, not even the USA.

neegur can't answer simple question and larps as wolf of wallstreet

nations are obsolete sis

no one talks to you "bro"

bought byrek
praying for a 15% crash so I make 8k

I wonder what happens in that "Anon Babble solutions" shop

?

if cheeto stayed like his first term it would be very good for the markets
but alas he was to be retarded

out of 2 mil working adults 1 mil is gov employed in 6 mil total pop with 2 mil old farts on free gibs

1 mil pay for the other 5 mil

something something pareto

the markets

Meme.

less of a meme than balkan countries

Ikibey Greek type

UK just shut down their last steel manufacturing plant.

how are they so powerful
green in a sea of red

Makkebvlls also tanking the 34%

The more financialised(fake) your economy is the harder it's gonna hit you. Simpoo as.

бoй нaд лeкapи

based

daj adres

amazon.com/Controlled-Demolition-American-Empire/dp/B08M21XKJ5
Worth a read btw.

What's the original of this?

Βook overview

The American Empire is finished

Stopper reading there

The DPRK stocks aren't crashing, are they? Check mate

It's remarkably similar to how the Soyviet union collapsed. I think I finally understand what Putin meant when he said they've been through this shit before.

I talk to you bro

I feel like the stock market rn

The closest an American has felt what happened during the fall of the Soviet Union was when Saigon fell in 1975 tb.h

how does it feel being raped by so many people there's a 2km line?

Optimism and happiness is down 20% and some geriatric Huge Boss is at fault for this

just like real life!

thanks bro appreciate it

Keep your chin up king, so your crown doesn't fall off

good if all women are doing it

42.15214339684376, 24.78462270138197

ej sja idvam s forda

Last time you claimed "we are so back" but now you're saying "it's so over". What changed?

ela mi ve mur6o. site ot rodata 6a ta 4ukame kopele

There are moments in life when we find ourselves deeply captivated by an idealized vision, an ultimate fantasy that embodies the perfect harmony of love, devotion, and simplicity. For me, that vision is living in the 1950s, in a world where life seems slower, yet infinitely more serene. In this dream, I see myself as the head of a home, leading a life filled with purpose and fulfillment, and I am graced with the unwavering affection of a beautiful woman, a vision of what many might describe as the quintessential housewife of that era.
My ideal partner in this vision is a striking, brunette virgin woman. her hair soft and wavy, her eyes rich and deep, almond-shaped with a captivating shade of brown that glimmers with warmth. Her lips are painted in a bold red, an expression of her confidence and desire. She is a woman of grace and elegance, and, though she may not speak in such terms, she embodies a raw, primal lust for me. There’s something infinitely alluring about the idea of a woman whose loyalty and devotion are absolute, a woman who desires me not only as her husband but as the father of her children.
In this dream, we live in a quiet, picturesque house in the heart of Louisiana. A warm summer day stretches lazily before us, the air thick with the sweet scent of blooming flowers and fresh grass. The stress of modern life such as financial worries, career pressures, the relentless pace of society is a distant memory. The world outside is one of simplicity, where everything is affordable and my job, though fulfilling, allows me to take pride in providing for my family. I return home each evening, invigorated by a day’s work and eager to embrace the life I’ve created with my wife.

Fr fr doe, I'm feeling especially skata today

Wish lightning would strike me down

Upon walking through the door, she greets me not only with the loving smile of a devoted partner but with an intensity in her gaze that speaks volumes. Her words, spoken with passion and yearning, echo in my mind "Give me your babies, man of my dreams, you are exactly my type." It's a phrase dripping with confidence, with raw honesty, and the knowledge that in this moment, I am the man she has chosen to bring her joy, her love, and her future. There is no doubt, no hesitation, only the purest expression of desire.
We sit outside, under the sun, the light dancing on our faces as we talk about our dreams and plans for the future. The simple pleasures of life, each other’s company, the warmth of the sun, and the knowledge that we have built a life free from unnecessary distractions fill the air with a profound sense of contentment.
In these moments, I cannot help but feel an overwhelming sense of peace. This vision of life, though perhaps idealized, represents a world where love, family, and devotion reign supreme. It’s a fantasy, yes, but one that speaks to a deep yearning for a life where the core values of loyalty, passion, and simple joys are at the heart of everything.

have you even said thank you?

Fuck the eu and fuck this turk

He's Greek bro

greekbros relly can't tell posters apart

relly

it's because we're all edin narod

Xpozed lives a better life than this whole thread combined

if pleasure from sex is the cause for 9/10 births and if men are predominantly incels and women are whoring it up we can come to the conclusion god and women are to blame for all the world's problems and the destruction of the planet as a whole

OOOO

The world needs me as a leader, so I can dismantle the matriarchy.

bro a pajl ejnjel would remove her shoes and you'd kneel instantly

proofs?

remember to vote me as the global dictator as I will make every maymun itt rich

pirinsko is shite beer not the worst but def not that good either

it's a park with balls duh

So true brother, only a fat Laz dictator will fix women

only good beer is staropramen

I carry slim pale angels in my fantasy, but I don't kneel to them.

A loser will make fun of me for this, an ENTJ will hate me, because I am more capable now, even if it's just a single word I've learned.

who thought signing a legal paper with this is a good idea?

Why do you watch cuckold content?

I hope everyone in bulgaria dies unironcally. I hope putler drops a nuke or something. fuck em.

niggers separately from normal humans

Ancient Greek tradition

instagram doesnt allow you to send messages to people you dont follow

i need another way to send dijana a knife

nqkoi da e vizhdal mirka hilqda i petstotin grit u nekoi magazin tuka?

God I with I was Greek. I would sit around all day and eat like an effendi.

This

messages

meant images

She is our Queen

But what's the original photo?

kiro breika 2 haha

The Earth is littered with the ruins of Empires that believed they were eternal.

Never try to teach a pig to sing, it wastes you time and annoys the pig.

China and India still going

It is known

trust the 5 year empire

explain smoking to me

subconscious lust for cock

ancient egypt is kept alive by african americans as well

Meanwhile timmy builds in minecraft and post his timtech videos on timmytube.
youtube.com/watch?v=msZMkiLlE4U

thought about macedonia

instantly spermed myself

you bodied me, sis

nicotine good

bro failed the vibe check

2.5 hours until US open

You watch tennis?

The boss still owes me 2225 lei for the last work I did for him

why would I watch any sport

he's talking about the stock market and how people will panic sell because it's crashing

Little kids play sports too

It's perfect for me because its gassiness prevents me from drinking it too fast so I can naturally pace myself without thinking.

That being said, here's to a new beginning. 1st day without fungal water, and because I'm such a pro at pacing myself, I had good sleep and woke up fresh with 0 symptoms after 5L consoomed.

This. One of the stupidest normgroid obsessions.

stares in bulgarian

ima malko spirtov vkus vpoveche

i am such a male manipulator

nz sviknal sam mu
na men mi e kat gazirana voda s podpravki

i az tva si pomislih - gazirana voda s alk ili hmel etc

do I buy now, or wait?

revenge for pox blankets

Wait bro its going to go down some more probably

this is when you sell retard

If the EU doesn't cuck out today and announces tariffs on services it will drop more, I'm counting on that.

the only problem is these useless retards are too incompetent and want to delay implementation until end of april
compare to china which is literally on the 10th

Bro the EU has an emergency meeting about trans rights in Transnistria and they're too busy with orange man's tariffmaxxing. Also macron puts on too much dior sauvage so there will be no talks with the french

In ancient Athens, particularly during the Classical period, the punishment for harming a sacred olive tree—especially the ones known as moriai (μορίαι)—was severe, often resulting in exile or even death, depending on the circumstances.

nerds discussin economy n politix whilst i omelettemaxx with garlic n onions n eggs from the neighbors chicken n cheese from borat's wife's tit

Proofs for your claims in pictorial form?

Flushed 1800 levy down the roulette

For my Aegayan Gayreek eyes and intestines only

When are the 2008 style suicides happening?

after wednesday

VWCE dipped to 108.

Damn. Imagine dippin into double-digits.

dippin into double-digits

yo dad when he dipped into yo mom lmaoo kit oh no no shots fired kid (yo dad's weak sperm) ooooooooooooh supa hot fire

Speak for yourself

I need a dictatorship to be happy.

Evil barn resident

Bodied yourself with that roast, bro.

Why are balkmuns talking about money and markets when they have no money and no understanding of markets?

just buy low sell high and btw there's this moon thingy :3

gatorade monstercurry

tldr?

just ask grok he will debook it sis

buy high sell low

can't wait for these "markets" to finally crash to the point they stay crashed forever and no one talks about them again because this economy mumbo jumbo shit is unbearably gay, get a real fucking job like a garbage truck driver and you wont care about any of this cause you'll be straight

Finally snowin in Pleveland, Bolghio

youtube.com/shorts/FSTT4an66fA
Living in the pod.

These "markets" only exist to transfer wealth.

1 more hour until i drinkmaxx

can't wait for everyone else to be poor and miserable like me

ziglet doctrine in a pea pod

Plevel is a shithole

cheap everything

homeowner

1 doctor per 10 people

0 crime

Yes, please don't move here.

Plant sperms will freeze in this schizo weather.

youtube.com/shorts/n3417L9_ImM
Granny has double the average lifespan of this thread.

I did heroin in pleven when i was 13 and that could very well be the only positive thing about that whole shithole.

Yes, it's not a casinomaxxer city. No fancy watches or cars to buy, no elite clubs to rotmaxx in. It's for chill poor people and pensioneri. Glad ur kind stays away from it.

I can still hear her laugh if I focus.

I still fantasize about us becoming lovers and me keeping her the blonde I coveted. But that'll never happen now that Chads pumped and dumped her and she became some sort of feminist nutjob.

Who triggered sodomyarks

Bullshit the biggest whores in the entire known galaxy are from plevel and stz, that being categorically stated should act as a foundationional framework to cut the water supply of the city and eventually completely destroy it and its inhabitants.

'lach the whole board is awaiting for your insights

Then how am I still a virgin? Checkm8 fake news spreader.

srbtuljko reposting his VPN roast with his roaming IP