/brït/

Dummy stupid peng tings edition

need a dummy gf who is also a maid

she is ugly as fuck

mad how peng poo gay porn

shes still literally perfect

whole lotta dat snappin goin on rn

this isn't /brit/

youre white

hammered again

gone and grown myself a set of chebs havent i

minnisota

got the asmr on, nighty night lads

Why did Russia get 0 tariffs?

lol nobody gives a shit

We are making a deal even though many said it couldn't be done. Nobody has ever seen anything like it.

Damn how'd you know

lads i've never had a girlfriend
i've i work a shitty job
i live at home for free
both of my parents are alive
i'm 21 years old and my life will be over in 4 years if nothing changes, the death squads will be coming after me at 25.

my life is over.

Sanctions

cronem listening to this on his way to the gherkin x

whos "we" fattygolem

have you seen israels tarriffs?

samefag posting because nobody gives a shit lmao

Ktwm

seething lil timmy LOL

Mikeynomics for Dummies

youre white and autistic

bet they're bleedin rn

nth for the holodem

i bet hes actually Belgium and too retarded and aspie to find the countries general

is this the future for every manlet?

me on the right

cronem's shift done x

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love our jane

Corr

so hes literally getting fucked now

Uncouth

wen lil timmy opens snapchat map and seeing katy approaching gherkin x

mods

you are a homosexual paedophile

whys it hit so hard nowadays

Ziedbelg origin story
desuarchive.org/int/thread/179365094/#q179375540

No bullshit when I was little and my father was in chemo my mother once brought home a middle-aged guy, looked like a teenager, I think he failed three grades, it was interesting how he fucked my mother (I peeked)

According to nederdraad ziedbelg used to spam about having a 10cm long thin penis (10cm en dun) before he started the cuck stuff there. 100% confirmed same guy
So he’s a little beta male who had to watch his mum cucking his father when he was a child…
And now he spends all day posting about black cock, cucking, race mixing, timmies with SWCs. Childhood trauma literally turned him insane

There is plenty of evidence if you want to search the archive. Search for “Ziedbelg” if you want to see what Dutch posters say about him

Making a cuckpost in Dutch on /nederdraad/:

desuarchive.org/int/thread/200879098/#200892388

Then the exact same post a few weeks later in English, in /brit/:

desuarchive.org/int/thread/201576432/#201578459

A selection of the characters he posts about in his cuck fantasies in Dutch (basically his Dutch equivalents of Cronem and Katy):

desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/Ann/country/Be/

desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/Delano/country/Be/

desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/Quincy/country/Be/

desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/Fouad/country/Be/

desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/Kenzo/country/Be/

Some other search terms that bring up his Dutch posts:

desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/betabux/country/Be/

desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/plap/country/Be/

got one reply (about him samefagging) and went into overdrive in the 5 minute highlight of his day

I am hated for loving.
I am hated for loving
Anonymous call, a poison pen
A brick in the small of the back again
I still don't belong
To anyone, I am mine

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for ma theme song
ma leather black jeans on

is kanye uncancelled yet?

like 1 person has given a shit about this image 3 days ago after youd already posted it twice. go back to where you came from (r9k)

I’m you but no job. So even worse

Went to sign up for the dole again and before I've ever hit the button I'm already drenched in sweat. Hate anxiety. Hate hate hate it.

What bothers you about this mate? You've got a loving girlfriend right?

ok video over time go sleep zzz memememememe

I'm taking the piss you retard, you're life isnt over at all.

I'm sick of seeing all these zoomers crying their life is over because they havent done anything of note in their early 20s.

boo fucking hoo nibba, no 20 year old has.

Taking the bus to Killarney

eating these atm

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cronem finna sleep gud tonite

he's refusing to rejoin the matrix
even jay z cant get him back in line

why do you use an amerifat vpn sheamus?

Glinner has doxed and assaulted underaged kids for disagreeing with him on trans issues
He's a far right tinfoil schizo whose wife divorced him and kids don't speak to him because he dedicated his life to trans hate
Last year he wrote over 100 anti-trans tweets on Christmas day alone

Cerne Abbas delivery arrived, get in there de laaaads get in there

Do men really find crackwhores like that "hot"?

no softness

no curves

nothing to squish

no joy

am i the only person here without mental illnesses?

MOTberg on a mad un haha x

GLINNER HAS DOXXED AND MOLESTED TRANS YOUTH

only when mousey goes to sleep

I don’t care

in retrospect the strokes were underrated

I mean I have listless days but I'm in a happy relationship, have hobbies, multiple groups of friends, good career

But I could just chuck it all away and go back to being a fat goblin

Agreed

...What the hell happened to her??? I haven't seen Arianna since 2011 and just now i found out she is starving to death?

trannies should all be rounded up and shot

ptsd prolly

Funny how all these freaks like Glinner and JK Rowling start out pretending they’re just ordinary liberals who have a few concerns about hormone therapy and bathrooms and within a few years they’re hanging around with fash LOL

ropes of cum
from my penis

She's never looked better imo

squeakydem

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why did you reply to yourself

NTAYRT but Glinner is clearly a mentalist regardless

He doesn't even take Christmas day off and has lost his family whilst pretending to be a troon on tinder

Whatever you think he's a nutter

they got a pishadoo 'round ere?

fucking kill yourself

hating trannies is a moral imperative

what happened

shes a woman who hit 24 years old

racism towards rorke is a good thing

Elon Musk is a nutter and he’s the richest man in the world
Javier Milei is a nutter and he’s turning Argentina around at breakneck speed

Yeah like whatever you think about ladyboys, not being able to see Glinner is absolutely gone is quite fucking telling on yourself lel

I literally don't get it.

to be finished would be a relief

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Glinner is probably wanking it to the most hardcore shemale stuff imaginable which is why he's pissed off.

I swore when i was a teenager at 2010 - 2013 she was the main role model for girls, if not the main one... I didn't care about it but holy shit that image is terryfing, she is literally starving to death.

I honestly don’t care about le father ted mans wanking habits

Since it somehow isn't already obvious to you mongs, the Glinner poster is heathermong spamming old archive posts from literal years ago
Put those posts into desuarchive and you'll see they've been posted in here shitloads of times before word for word

rorke comparing the Southport riots to that of Tiananmen square because no ones discussing it anymore and therefore its being "censored" (despite it being news from last year and we've all moved on)

wallace and gromit the wrong trousers but the trousers have a willy

Javier Milei is a nutter and he’s turning Argentina around at breakneck speed

Are you actually a spaz

The peso was overvalued

so basically dont post in /brit/ after 10pm
all the normal people go to bed and only the deranged incels remain

I’m normal

high tolerance for awful /brit/ threads
but this one genuinely might be one of the most dogshit ive ever been in
not even joking

*googles claymation penis techniques*

Lol I was in that thread

Mad how many men ruin their lives by becoming schizo Rorke nutters lmao, middle aged (and onwards) blokes are seriously retarded

Graham Linehan

Russell Brand

Lawrence Fox

John Cleese

Eamonn Holmes

Anyone else?

Not sure what you mean lad

Devenir a gris

this is normal now
all women have daddy fetishes
all my female uni friends have crushes on 40 year old boomers for some reason
i blame tiktok

i don't think it's heatherpaedo, check the post times
they are definitely a similar brand of freak

40 year old

boomer

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its because theyre not allowed to get young poon. that was the only thing that stopped the previous generations of old men going crazy too. but now they have nothing to look forward to so do this

It’s the poo smells mong

have just been generating porn all day. I wish I could be drugged or hooked up to a VR world I can't leave so I'm always consooming porn

ok sweet potato made me smile

Bradley Walsh

makin polenta cakes and ratatouille anybody want some

desu /brit/ deserves this
its a shit general and this is our penance. better us than a good general
/epl/ from Anon Babble also deserves this kind of spam

atleast theyre not loliposting i guess. could be worse

お前はできない
あきらめた方がいい

Catbergess sliced my foot lads

it has to be a spambot thought right
I mean nobody is sad enough to actually sit and spam the same images day after day after day to an esoteric Anon Babble general discussing british culture right?

the loli hentai spammer is the same freak using a botnet spamming tool to post poo
sometimes he spams mlp/leebait

No you have posted that they will out of spite, just ignore spammers, pretend you don't see them ffs why is it so hard?

Why do polish women refuse to have sex with polish men?

how would a bot solve the captcha? its already so advanced that 90 percent of brown people can no longer post here

there is no captcha when you have a pass

looks like my foot

it’s like a cartoon

zesty buck

you cant not suffer in india

those long thin alien type of feet look so weird. like they were made to wear a clown/bowling shoe

:(

Why do you have no hair on your feet

leftypol thinking it's OK to rely on China to make everything

I have never been diagnosed and don't intend to be.

who the fuck has hair on their feet?
greeks and turks maybe

hair on toes is normal
anywhere else is missing link tier

which one you think would be more painful?

playing dark souls

janny's gone completely fucking awol

boring game desu

the lads

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I’m Welsh

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wrongissimo

janny is the one posting it all mate get a clue

Its been 80 years lads...

*vomits*

need one of those jewish candles in the background

Sir Keir Bumder

one of the biggest losers in history

grim. never show these to your girlfriend or shes leaving you

Completely fucking normal fuck u all for making me insecure

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thats enough gore for one night. night lads

The oft-remarked swarthiness of some Britons, particularly the Welsh (surname Wallace has the same etymology as Wales, meaning a foreigner), comes from Phoenician Levantine admixture that arrived with refugees fleeing the sack of Troy during the late Bronze age.

LOL SUPERMAN

where is phoenecia
i agree the welsh do have a hairy/swarthy thing going on

Graham Linehan having an absolute MELTDOWN on twitter being the only man on planet earth siding with the court over nazi pug man.

Tip top entertainment chaps and chapettes.

twitter.com/Glinner

lovely face you mean

It’s called being a man

Wait…..people age?

dadberg is getting red pilled on jews, it all started with the israel war and he follows it like mad and learnt about aipac and stuff. today he said he was watching some american jew say 'we need israel because we have been kicked out of and oppressed every where we've went for the past two thousand years' and dadberg said 'well there must be reason, everyone else in the world can't be wrong.

Mental how that lad spazzing out about Tom Jones has been doing it for years now all because he didn't realise Catherine Zeta-Jones was Welsh and got really unhappy when she was used to counter his 'all Welsh people are ugly' post. Proper schizo shit.

posting from my Microsoft surface pro 9 now

this is actually normal. all normies are. my dad has been jewpilled aka loved them due to our media shilling them for decades and even he is turning

brown britons

looks like some cheap tart you'd see singing at butlins in the 80s

They was massive in the early 2000s. Very highly rated. But I feel like 20 years on they are a bit forgotten and are now underrated. But we are getting to early 2000s nostalgia in pop culture so I expect a Strokes revival is on the cards.

why doesnt trump just offer every israeli asylum in USA. it would solve everything. he did the same thing to the orania people in south africa

she is so peng

based dadberg, mine is a normal ZOG loving conservative

Can't trust these snakes

starmer said he is ban steam because he HATES gamers

through Allah great things are possible
Islam is the light

Mental that he just walked up to him and started fumbling his balls in public

what the fuck is that

national socalism is the answer to all the worlds problems

Graham Linehan is just a contrarian grifter mong, remember when he used to also rant about how Count Dankula was a Nazi for the pug video (despite writing similar Nazi jokes himself) only to later change his tune?

hello rabbi

/brit/ has a loliposter now? Grim

Welsh men

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Changing your mind and being open about why and apologising to the people you may have wronged on the way isn't contrarianism though is it, reckon you're just an ugly seething tranny.

thats SEA for you. anything goes. the new wild west

love my ladies with something "extra"

Watching the same men who have spent years threatening JK Rowling and Graham Linehan turn on a dime to defend Neil Gaiman tells you everything you need to know about trans activism.

Cute desu x

Hurts seeing people live your dream

theyre so easy to spot
they have a finnotype
also erling haaland is finnish

when I was in Thailand these ladyboys would come in to the bars and start feeling you up
apparently it was normal

cheese and onion crisps

for me its prawn coctail, then salt and vinegar
for the normie flavours anyway

Boy, 16, stabbed to death in Huddersfield was Syrian refugee

Poopoo caca

Black miners played an integral role in the story of the Welsh coal industry, but it's a story that has rarely been told.

blackface

it was a different time lads
take me back

Don't think they did mate.

mad how all the old occupy lefties and pro-globalism now

You’d be effin wrong then wouldn’t you

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youtu.be/Bsr0pI884nk

The CHAD ERECTgait Croc vs the virgin sprawling Gator

The Gator can walk like the Croc but it's submitting

my attention span is so cooked i watch stuff at 1.5 speed unironically

wow 200 since the 1800s what a massive fucking help! get the statues made NOW

me hitting shenis rorkeposters

All credits and royalties go to the gyaldem I stole line that from x

Remember rorke, I'm always watching

ew
nasty creature

bloody ell

Was tragic that, the last thing that was ever said to her was a lad who complimented her cosplay, I heard "kawaii/cute". She pulled her hair back to smile and thank him then 15 mins later killed herself, fucking grim

vile creatures

did some uni work

went for a walk

cooked a spaghetti Bolognese

Played death stranding

Watched two episodes of an anime (Free - a swimming anime - series 3)

Read some manga (Magi)

Not a bad day

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Based!

lmaooo cant make this shit up
they tried so hard to hide it.

UK creating ‘murder prediction’ tool to identify people most likely to kill