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is that a man?

tfw no "comfortable around" gf

Uhh that's cool but I don't give a shit. Maybe try not having autism?

Anon Babble is so back

It seems today,
That all you see,
Is violence in movies,
And sex on T.V.

But where are those
good old fashion values?...

On which we used to rely!
Lucky there's a family guy,
Lucky there's a man who,
Possitively can do,

All the things that make us...

Laugh and cry

MEET
THE
SENPAI-
ILY
GUUUUUUUYYY!

maybe because she sort of looks like a rabbit but i said that thinking she was doing knitting or something

They're acting like Anon Babble and posting female nudes again?

fuck it, i'd even have sex with her

No. People with no friends don't deserve friends. They're garbage people that society selected against.

t. no friends

senpaiily

has anyone seen or read helluvaboss and knowos what it is

based self-loathing anon

I just copy and pasted it. Probably written by a thirdie.

It's a trashy Anon Babblemblr animated show. So go ask them about it.

Why aren't there more geeky girls out there?

programmers

almost zero

server operators, website hosts, etc

don't make me laugh

gamers

only casual. they might like a genre of games, they might be able to play a few games well, but you introduce them to a new game and there's zero gamer intuition or inherent skills you'd pick up as a dedicated gamer

women's computer use almost always starts and stops at looking up recipes, social media, basically things you can do in your browser. the rise of the personal computer was in the 1970s, we've had a LOT of time for both genders to settle into more serious computer use

The problem with that is people aren't born with friends, you make friends throughout your life. So at what age do you say "okay, you should have friends by now. If you don't have any, just give up."

have you seen it

you can see the bump on the neck though, thats a man

Went to Strasbourg today and it was very nice there

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if you don't have any friends by the end of your school years, and you aren't some sort of genius prodigy who is beyond friendship, it's over for you

VERY cute dog

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exactly. i guess. i just looked up images of a girl gamer and most of them did not look like someone actually engaging with the computer but posing next to one or holding a controller or some shit

men and women are different, it's really that simple. why do you need/want more female programmers

they built a building after a dark souls location kek!

If you've left elementary school, jr high, high school, and university with no friends, then you've had 4 different opportunities. If you've made it to 25 with no friends, then you should start accepting it.
Not saying that you can't make friends after 25, just that it's going to be rare. Most people have established their friend groups by then, and only expand time to include their gf/bf/wife/husband's friend group.

smoke the one-hit-kill cigarette

speaking of which

gonna play through dark souls 1 through 3 again, thinking of doing a faith run for each one

No, why would I watch Anon Babblemblr shows?

smoke THIS *pulls pants down*
*turns around and spreads ass* THIS

based short king

ok fine ill check it out
hopefully it isnt too cringe to play out loud

chalies mom is hot sex sex

It depends. I moved to a small town and made a bunch. Younger people here always are glad to meet others.

god please give me cancer

I haven't seen anything from the cartoon with the girl who looks like a Picasso painting
I think her name is Ena or Edna or something

i've never met anyone from nebraska

look it up on YT

Watching reviewbrah

That would be one of the rare exceptions, because someone in a small town would still potentially have space left to mentally add another person into their group.

Anon Babble has the most mentally ill posters per capita

im watching Gordon Ramnsey

where is reviewbrah from

I think Anon Babble is up there from what I've seen

Anon Babble.?
Anon Babble?
Anon Babble?

aren't they all just trannies
so yeah you're correct but it's nothing special
Anon Babble is a way more interesting flavor

Death grips as sung by Homer Simpson

nobody likes me. the moral thing to do would be to kill myself

Forgot Anon Babble.

yep same but i haven't the courage so i'll suffer a slow death

:(

with the amount of trannies on Anon Babble you'd think every tranny in the world in on Anon Babble

Anon Babble is unironically the most fun board to browse because it's filled with actual schizophrenics

i lurked gsg and 4x gen, stalker gen, the minecraft gens and the souls gens on and off since like 2015.
The most mentally ill was probably gsg. can't say I was surprised

Also the mountain blade general was so comfy back in the day

There's millions of trannies in the USA.

have you seen hazbin hotel

No I watch Murder Drones

No I watch The Amazing Digital Circus

gn

sleep well

pepsidawg

I think even though most zoomers aren't specifically trannies, many of them are very much into the cuteboy/trap/uwu type of thing, either giving or receiving

blonde pussy

Saw a topless person walking around outside and I legit couldn't tell if it was a man or a woman. I'm leaning towards woman, but I could be wrong.

Yeah I was unironically sucking a twink's dick during one episode

why do you need/want more female programmers

to find a partner who shares my interests? single gender dominated fields are always so sterile. besides, it kinda puts me down about women sometimes. like, something i've dedicated a lifelong career to is just entirely not interesting to the other gender at all. actively boring to them. and it's not a physical restriction like construction, my intellectual field is considered insanely boring by almost all women.

Is that a screenshot from the film adaptation of Chuck Palahniuk's Choke

go to Anon Babble

trannies, trannies, femboys, black cock, BBC, white boys getting blacked, WFBM, blacked, trans, tranny, black men, black cock

yjk the people gooning to those threads browse Anon Babble

to find a partner who shares my interests?

You only think you want that. Keep your hobbies, and make new ones with her. That way, if you break up, you don't have your hobbies ruined by a dumb bitch.

Next time you go to Anon Babble link me to the watersports thread.

hobbies? it's my career and deepest interest. it's just sad to me that i don't and cannot attract women based on said deepest interest. it's always, you know, all the other reasons girls like guys. and frankly i find it surface level.

Holy crap loise

let me fucking die

Start sucks dicks then, fag. Get some interests that aren't boring, or I hope you like penises.

getting a mechanical/electrical/materials/industrial engineering degree is going to be a goldmine with all the manufacturing coming back to the US

I'm studyinh CS and applied math I wish I were doing one of those engineerings. Could I pursue it later in life? What do you guys think about it? Thank you

I'm not racist but I have a burning hatred for Jeets

Kinda overdue for another columbine ngl

shits BOOOORING

I'm not racist but

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so essentially you want to marry a man

Cat has been staring out the window for the past half hour

I look like and say this

You're in an adjacent field and will be able to potentially get your foot in the door with CS, career-wise. That being said engineering degrees can get very prestigious and you won't have that so overall YMMV.

He's longing for the hunt and the sex.

I'm asking if it would make sense to pursue one of those engineering degrees later in life? What do you think about it? Thank you

life was a mistake fucking god

broadly i want to marry an intellectual. ideally that expertise matches my own interest. realistically it won't, and that's fine. they're out there, just not in my field

there will be no mercy for me so jusst get it over with

I mean, there's like a .003% chance you can find an autistic girl who's into your field, woo her and marry her. And that's assuming you don't care about looks at all.

As for why you want your gf to care about computers so badly, I can only assume you're also autistic. There is a reason why so many autisms troon out, you could do that and find a nerdy "girl" who wears programming socks

you seem like a fun dude, we should party some time

just kill yourself already
quit being a bitch

if only

Looks unbearable

i'm definitely autistic, but i'd never troon out. i've accepted the state of things, and i'd rather look for a (probably autistic) girl whose good enough than waste my life searching for a theoretical perfect girl.

enjoy fantasy for being fantastical and ideal, enjoy reality for being real and genuine. the troonery comes when you can't come to peace with reality

I WEAR MY SUNGLASSES AT NIGHT

back in my day we played outside in the dirt. where did it all go wrong?

SO I CAN
SO I CAN
TRAP YOUR VISIONS IN MY EYES

try not to shart
shart a lot

twno? what is even going on here

tfw no gf to take something from my luggage at the airport and says yeah when in ask "did you take my luggage" and says she will give it back when shes finished and also its our wedding

presumably 'toon'. is basically complete ai generated bimbo slop compilations with hyper fast edits.

Has anyone heard the news about Johnny Somali?

yea bro

did he died? I hope he died

smoked momberg during the pickleball game

last i heard he turned fruity and is being passed around cell by cell in a korean super jail.

I went there for the christmas market once. Was pretty cool

i bond burgered your mom

no what I'm saying is that it sounds like the only person you could date who would share your passion for gay computer shit would be a transgender individual.

In the past though, you would have your male friends that you could discuss autistic differences between python and rust with, and then you'd have your wife who doesn't know what C+ even is, but she'd be nice and wifely and you'd appreciate her for that

the hottest mom in my neighborhood growing up was Mrs. Burger

maybe it's troon

It's been a full hour now

we are already in agreement here, i'm with you on that 100%. i'm just saying my conclusion is to broaden what i'm looking for and just get a girl who is passionate about something, even if it's not exactly my interest. Better than wasting time trying to draw blood from a stone

you're pre-aproved :D !!!

jk you're not approved :pp

you finna fixin 2 buy a house, my nigga?

We never bring luggage, we go shopping when the plane lands

so go let him out he'll bring you back a nice little snack

im trying to get my gender reassignment surgery

good plan, kind of, I always buy souvenir t-shirts anyways

Mayonnaise

just go to a blue state and youll get it fr free
nah

I'm super high right now and just realized I always have my bedroom window open and it struck me that my neighbours must have an opinion of my taste in music and oh God imagine if they've developed opinions of me based on the kind of music I'm playing at all hours of day and night

Nobody cares about you. You are not that interesting.

Bro I'm freaking out

Maybe they enjoy Olivia Rodrigo

One song

do you listen to gay shit? why would you care what they think

Yes I listen to gay shit!! A lot of gay shit!!!!

they probly think your a fairy then

they probably think you're a troon now, guess you better put on the dress

I like whatever is good. Give me good music and I will listen to it. Shi

Fucked up restoring my headlights
Oh well time for beer

1. what the fuck are you browsing 2. sounds like you should be out in the dirt

do you think he sold anything?

do you like penis music

Going to a community theater production.

i like benis music :DDDDD

In Drummond he'd be lucky to have 20 cars go by a day

you live in michigan?

my heart

Is Gary, Indiana the worst city in America?

yeah, by Suttons Bay

probably not, but the smell of the only working factory in town stinks it up and makes it seem worse

No, Jackson, Mississippi, is worse.

haha

I'm in Leland are you gay?

Jarvis, pull up a crime map of the US then overlay it with the percentage of African Americans

no, I like the bitches, 18 to 70, from anorexic to mildly obese

we can turn off the lights and pretend that im a girl

We love our transfolks, don't we /cum/.

yall

It's a regional thing with whites too. Comes from honor culture. Also drug trafficking.

I think they've formed a stronger opinion of the sounds of homosexual grindr sex that comes from your apartment, Nova.

jarvis, i think most people have an idea of the difference that the crime rate in black communities, but the difference between the crime rate of people from the black community, and those who are not, is much less than people think.

Is there anything genuinely manufactured in the USA that isn't also built elsewhere?

the giant red white and blue dildo your mother sucks on every night

get his tranny ass

I think they just assemble things

I played one of those arcade racing games where the machine takes your picture to put next to your score in the ranking and I unexpectedly saw my fucked up hairline from an angle that revealed it was even worse than what I believed and I'm losing sleep over this

Yeah, same with stuff made in yurop. All the parts are imported, it's just some Italian wagie who put it together.

going through my boomer dad's google history:

"How to fix a leaky faucet without calling a plumber"

"How to stop my youngest son from using TikTok"

"What is this ‘Bluetooth’ thing?"

"Hot naked and blonde Swedish women"

"Why Hitler lost the war"

"Shelby Cobra performance test"

"How to unsubscribe from emails"

"Best way to use Facebook for actual friends"

"How to get Netflix to stop asking if I'm still watching"

"How do you get the engine light to go off in a 2003 Buick?"

I failed my life

nothing to add that hasn't been said but i still wanted to post this

"Shelby Cobra performance test"

based

"How do you get the engine light to go off in a 2003 Buick?"

not based

Right, so why would Europeans or Chinese or whoever buy an American made good if there's a big tariff on it and they can just make it locally?

I am so fucking ugly
Holy shiiiiiiit Im ugly as fuck what the hell is going on

what does it mean? thank you

it means he's interested in cool cars, but for some reason drives a modern fucking Buick

Lifehack:
Make your chinese takeout chopsticks last longer by submerging them in pickle brine and wiping them off after use. It will even remove the gooiest, most decadent brownie residue

how do I fix Anon Babble randomly giving me this USA flag?
Yesterday I finally got my flag back and now it's USA again, I'm not using VPN and if I google search my IP it will show my exact location. Disgusting flag

I am a living joke

Why are you going through his search history

I don't think they buy a lot of stuff made in America, also it's hard to build an industry from the ground if all the supply chains are in a different country. It's the same reason making nike shoes probably won't come back to America even with tariffs.

dang ol

Someone of you guys should give the Nafri a (You).

Who here be up at night playing with they worm?

The concept of privacy literally does not exist for many zoomers and all alphoids

they worm, thats funny

Where do you live, anon?

The whole concept of this retarded plan is so people here only buy American to bring jobs back.

Pull your fuckin worm out Jason, stop holding out on us

boomhauer is german btw

If all of your production and consumption is domestic and all the foreign countries also stop buying American stuff then I guess the trade deficit becomes nothing

I don't think Americans will work in a shoe factory

Ask every Trump voter why a trade deficit is bad and they'll give you a non-answer.

brazil

What if Trump told Trumpers to?

incel supremacy

pay me at leat $30 and i might

My trade deficit with McDonalds is out of control

Is [redacted] the Antichrist? It is him isn't it?

If they pay well enough then people will. Good luck getting Nike to pay a living wage though.

Indian women are ugly unless they jump through hoops to look latina but at that point you might as well just date a latina

Put it in where people need jobs, get "influencers" to tell their viewers to buy them to support American

He checks all the marks, but they all refuse to believe it...

Maybe

no mr beast isn't the anti christ

there already are American shoe factories so you're wrong, as per usual

Weird, I was once using a VPN server in Hongkong and Anon Babble was giving me a Romanian flag.

Btw, can you solve this question? Apparently only 13% of Brazilian teenagers were able to solve this PISA math question.

youtu.be/_Jv_vfXJcpQ
I keep getting suggested these videos by people upset at car prices
I wonder what will happen when an f-150 is $200,000 for a base model.

I'm pretty sure Nike would lose more money building factories here and paying workers a wage above $0.05 an hour then just eating the cost of the tariffs.

who gives a shit nike makes trash products

What are some Indian-coded words?

Ignore the very obvious ones like "do the needful," revert, or "sir."

I've noticed that they love calling people jokers.

It would be really funny if it turns out he was tho

Prepone

You guys do realize it costs like $10 to make a shoe right it's almost all profit

companies promising to reshore are getting fat tax cuts. COGS will still flatten margins if basic materials are tariffed

insufferable

wignat

They should open a large factory near Cleveland, Ohio, so Jason finally can get a job.

We're talking about American Made Nikes lib

You'll hear the accent, so it doesn't really matter. But I noticed that, when reading off a string of numbers, they will say duplicate numbers as double or triple.

For example, a white man would say 23004887 as:
Two, three, zero, zero, four, eight, eight, seven

While a jeet will say:
Two, three, double zero, four, double eight, seven.

I'm sure that nothing that nike makes is american made

Pooooooop
I'm poop

It matters because I can't immediately detect Indians LARPing online

/cum/ approved mousepads with wrist support?

I meant in my example, you'll only hear it via voice so you already know it's a jeet from the accent.

Unless they're a jeet that's hiding their accent I suppose.

Your lil baby gamer wrist needs support? Let mommy give it a kiss

How much does a truck like that cost iyc?

Just use a towel, then you can wash it

This is insanely simple though...?

3 spaces for 2 people (6 people per rotation)

6 p/r, 4 complete rotations a minute (24 people per minute)

24 p/m for 30 minutes (720 people)

What do you mean only 13% of brazillian teens could do basic multiplication three times?????

I ended up using one at work the other day and it was great so maybe

kek based

"Beautiful". Used to harass white teenage girls online mostly.

Got it, true

I can be your mommy too baby

a 2500HD is probably starting around 65k brand new, 50k if it's like a few years old

Bloody bastard

Yeah, LatinX people and other thirdies ain't very sharp.

And they look stupider

Sorry tranny, this general already has a mommy

Mommy spinster! Help!!!

Jason would last about 1 day in shoe factory before having a mental breakdown

The constant sneaker squeaking would drive anyone crazy

i just found out that there is Qanon in japan but they use it as an excuse to harass people on the internet.

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It will incentivise greater amounts of automation, which is pretty much already heavily incentivised

It would be funny if Trump kicked Jason off neetbux

So true…

65k brand new

Was expecting even more a bit more, desu. When I'm watching videos about America, 1 out 2 persons in poor regions like the rural South drives a pickup truck.

D, If I'm wrong then forgive me I didn't pay attention and I'll get it right next time.
I've been looking for how to message the mods but the feedback doesn't give me an option to show my email, I've NEVER used VPN for Anon Babble, what's weird is that yesterday it had my exact flag. The support Anon Babble is only for buying a pass. My issue is that I can't post on the brazilian general without people recognizing me, is there any board for asking these quetions?

Do you think Jason voted for ZD or something

If your business requires thirdie slave labor to be solvent, it should have failed a long time ago. the only reason Nike needs thirdie slave labor is because all other shoe brands are using thirdie slave labor.

beautiful girl how are you? i love you all day night come to india i kiss you whole body

Mayotte just posted on Anon Babble

Driving a pickup without actually needing to is classic small dick energy

America is much richer than most euros can appreciate.

i have a very penis big

Your answer is correct but I can't help you with your problem. Maybe try to reset your IP address and delete your cookies.

The whole "cancel culture" thing is very glowed

nike started the third world slave labor thing, stop pretending

Whining about things like women and money has become thirdie-coded.

Yeah, but you work way more than the average euro and habe less free-time. You are prefect goys.

Thirdies have sex every night with beautiful big bunda brown women. Hating women is a firstie thing only.

working 40 hours a week isn't excessive, euros are just very lazy and that's why you're so poor now.

I know. It's a race to the bottom.

Half of the posts online whining about women are now made by thirdies.

cause they want white women. that doesn't count

The work week could easily be reduced to 30 hours for a large amount of jobs but boomers would never allow it.

cum more like fun

many retail jobs are only 32 hours a week so they don't have to pay their workers obamacare

where did you get this data about PISA? I'm having a hard time believing that if it's just a matter of multiplication

ngl if I could make $45k a year at my old grocery store job I would take it

I like PISA, a PISA pie that is

Shitting right now

Box says "cool new video game with good art and interesting mechanics"

look in the box

ai slop, highly derivative mechanics, phones in storyline

look at the back

Made in China

Why are they like this

It is without a guaranteed month or so off. Whether you have it or not a vast majority of the good old boy truck buyers do not

Truth is, most people are content with their entire life's purpose being "cog in machine"

I was looking through my pepe collection today and I noticed I accidentally named one of pepes "peep"

isn't PISA for 8th graders? why would that be surprising

The iphone file name really completes this post

There's a trade off between money and purpose.

I'm on a android

donair place didnt have any bakelva when i ordered it so they sent me a whole case of diet coke instead

Haha you sure are a character anon.

But you've corrected it now...right?

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I often read about American blue collar workers and retail wagies complaininng about their 12 hour-shifts. Working so many hours per day is just inhumane.

Doesn't matter AND don't believe you

Maybe I went to a decent school but I can't imagine most people around me getting that wrong even at that time.

Ofc I did

For materialist npc

oh cool that's basically the same thing

like when I used to get lunch at Tim Hortons and I'd ask for a Chicken Wrap and Potato Wedges, they'd tell me they're out of Potato Wedges but I can have a donut to complete the combo so you know instead of some savoury seasoned potato slices I have a sugary piece of glazed dough.

(I legit hate Tim Hortons at this point)

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Nigga necessities cost money and you need a job to earn money

People are much worse at these things than you would think

12 hours is fucking rad if you work condensed work week. I work three 12's in a row so I get a 4 day weekend every week.

Unfortunately modern society dictates that your job must be your life and you barely get any time to enjoy your money

yt canadians be like "AHHHHHH TIM HORTONS SUCKS LET ME GO BACK THE UMPTEENTH TIME"

that's actually very based, unless you work as a LEO. i knew someone who was a cop and had to do that, it was a nightmare because they couldn't get all their paperwork done in a 3 day stint so they'd end up working an extra day for free.

Retail wagies can't afford that truck anyways, and they're not working 12 hour shifts because then they'd be full time employees which almost never makes sense.

akarlin.com/stupid-people/

I got the data from this blog post. The PISA test was from 2012.

Wow that's cool but who asked? Nobody

a guys cock is in my mouth tonight
everybody just have a good time

Try being an entrepreneur you fucking lazy bones, if you're not willing to put on the extra hour then don't complain about being a wagie forever, "muh evil capitalists" are working hard for their companies putting everything on the line and there's no union to save them

This was definitely a thing for a while lol, but honestly people have stared to quit it for good. I haven't gone there in over a year, I've gone out of my way to avoid it in some cases. Only time I enter one now is to take a piss or shit if I'm working on the road and need a bathroom.

Refuse to give those fucks a penny, especially with how badly they abuse the TFW jeet situation. They're the second worst offenders, right behind Walmart which I also refuse to patronize.

It's not even a problem now, I shop at local stores that employ white people, it's great and since everything cost a bazillion dollars it isn't any more expensive either.

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I asked him

One would think that this not much harder than the most basic literacy test, but apparently not. There is not a single country where more than 80% got it right.

than that's even more brutal than brazilians being stupid

Nvm this is actually kind of interesting I just felt like being mean to the first post I saw sorry

If everything was on the line how did Trump do so many bankruptcies

Actually, the anon I replied to asked, retard.

your average scamtrepreneur works 5 hours a day and spends the rest of the day pretending to work

the real heroes of capitalism are the bankers and lawyers who actually do work 12 hours a day

You looked completely retarded anyway so carry on

"Why Hitler lost the war"

Based dad trying to not make the same mistakes.

I would rather kill myself than be one of those soulless husks that spends every waking moment of their life devoted to shilling their product

This is a good point

how did Trump do so many bankruptcies

Because the real evil capitalists are the one's not competing in the free market and getting subsidies and other help from the government.

bankers and lawyers

the ones doing the exact same evil deeds I'm mentioning above

What kind of job do you do? I wouldn't be able to concentrate that long in my job.

Just got here and was waiting for the new. Do you goofs need me to make it

no way man they gave me more pop than the bakelva was worth

They're all getting SBA loans

Fart Edition.

You didn't hear? This is the last /cum/

Anyone with an LLC is the real evil capitalists?

Nerds. New

scamptreneur

not getting subsidies from the financial sector

not begging for government aid when their shitty product fails

go back to india

went for a bottle run and got 25 buckaronis

keep supporting crony capitalism

You don't seem to know who or what you're railing against. They're all taking government help