/brit/

cry myself to sleep every night
my dad is dead
ive got no life
my job is horrible
no joy
no reason to live

who's adam after all?

shut the fuck up adam

my job is horrible

say more?

my job is horrible

resign. get diagnosed with depression. get on the PIP 4000 a month easy they can't deny you,you're disabled after all

yeah the number went down with the new software
lloydwhyte.com/advice-zone/what-is-the-most-stolen-car-in-the-uk-the-fiesta-or-the-range-rover-the-answer-may-surprise-you/

plenty reasons

lots of laughs to still be had

i pray for you

i see you do your research before spamming

you have to live, laugh and love

yeah?

Lots of kebab wraps to still be eaten.

you have to make a reason to live, lad

kebab wrap

woke shite

dem batons, dem tend fi swing an wag inna di cronem bathrobe wen dem walk roun di gherkin lounge

dealerberg taking hours to reply as usual

Only thing I'm looking forward to is the Masters Tournament. Usually a good bit of banter on Anon Babble whilst I "work from home". Yeah, my life is grim.

Word on the grapevine is that girls will gladly rim you now

kill yourself adam

leftypol shaking his shit in morley's

even if I have haemorrhoids?

ascatgn

he has quicktaps to administer

genuinely might actually be legitimately mentally ill desu
going to my doctor couldn't hurt could it?
ive heard ssri medication can be bad, but it can't be worse than this

got the galaxie 500 blue thunder ep version with saxophone on

kill yourself adam

throw the ssri poison away and keep the money

what good is money

everyone who refuses to watch adolescence should be put on a list

rorke on the dole

leftypol on universal credit

THAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIILAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDD

i prefere being a miserable bastard off ssris, theyre overprescribed to hell so i feel it is safer off them at the moment, whats your daily life like?

You either emerge from your cocoon a beautiful butterfly or wither away to be discarded as detritus.

I don't watch any tv shows or movies

cronem finna break in his fresh pair of creps

feeling bad about your shit life is not an illness

kill yourself adam

Women are masterminds and will thus finish once they've started

Imagine Harry Potter made today with JK Rowling just letting chud actors be in it

Russell Brand as Harry
Graham Linehan as Hermione
John Cleese as Dumbledore

time. take time out to focus on yourself.

fuck i love weed gonna roll a big fat doobie when it gets here

John Cleese

the fuck did he do?

kill yourself adam

Useful thought to have at 18, maybe even at 20 years old. A 28 year old has already withered, been discarded and forgotten by everyone who knew them.

you're going to fry your brain

what is anyway

they're chiefing loud pack in the stolen range rover svr

Reminder to keep bullying Spaki tonight so he'll give us another epic meltdown on the level of chernobyl all weekend.

*calls on the riders of rorkehim*

kill yourself adam

could you be friends with a lesbian and not just want to shag her

used to think lionel blair was tony's brother

John Cleese was in Harry Potter

whats your daily life like?

go to work (shelf stacker)
go home and browse internet
incel walks at night
sleep

used to have friends, but i blanked them for no reason and they don't talk to me anymore

not nice of you is it

kill yourself adam

you're doing it to yourself then mate

cheeky babbage wrap

scrum diddly rumptious la xx

used to think Dire Straits were americans

This is Graham Lineham.

Glinner has doxed and assaulted underaged kids for disagreeing with him on trans issues
He's a far right tinfoil schizo whose wife divorced him and kids don't speak to him because he dedicated his life to trans hate
Last year he wrote over 100 anti-trans tweets on Christmas day alone

first names sound similar tbf
lionel and lying

glad that you know me better than i do
cheers

kill yourself adam

Baited for this exact response

kill yourself adam

Haven't watched (((Adolescence))), but could it inadvertently redpill people about the completely imbalanced nature of modern dating?
Does it mention Juggernaut law or anything like that?

so anyway, the pg tips are leaky aren't they?

yeah, just choose to be like this for no reason
obviously

Imagine being Graham Linehan.
Ruining your life, killing your once successful career, becoming estranged from your wife and kids and unemployable all over an unhealthy obsession with trannies.

kill yourself adam

that little faggot hes a millionaire

kill yourself adam

Why does Vybz Cartel in his song "Virginity" say that she's 'still feel like a virgin'? That part confused me

screaming at the belgian runt sat looking like ned flanders with his bland wife and two bland white kids, spending every waking moment talking about the crodangdiddlydonem and gherdoodlyderkin on some shit corner of internet

its just weed nerd, chads are going to consumer 5 litres of beer tonight and shag a random slag, im not allowed to relax with some music and a nice doobie? insane

the funny thing is is that he did it for feminist reasons

I don't think that's Spainnonce

youtube.com/watch?v=6MAzUT1YhWE

Sorry for posting about it so much but I've been fixated on this video all day. How do people just go about like this?

the jewish creator of adolescence admitted that the story is based on the story of that black incel that stabbed that girl to death at that bus stop in london but they made him white in the film

Used to watch Dankula's mad lads until I realised his scripts were copying Wikipedia articles word for word.

any gay men in

time for an incelwalk to the incelshop to buy some incelslop

when I was six my parents took me to london to see my auntie and her and her bf had a barbecue in the baking heat on a rooftop like this and it's still the most interesting party I've ever been to

I'm not watching a fucking hour and 42 minute video mate, are you fucking mental?

used to have friends, but i blanked them for no reason and they don't talk to me anymore

ktim, ive reached out to a couple but yeah going no contact and blanking people is the same as telling them to fuck off. dont know why i do this, just when things are going shit i like to keep to myself

only for pay

If I knew how to make webms I'd clip some interesting parts and post them nonstop over the next few weeks

dont know what this one means

don't do that

oh black men hitting on white ladies? yeah uh ummm

Well then, time to learn something new!
ffmpeg.org/

she feels grippy even after taking her virginity is what he means

the tumult of the incel

auntie mogged your boring mum with her interesting london parties

kill yourself adam

phat goon

12 year old boys are not incels
nobody except the absolute dregs have had sex by 12
Inceldom begins from mid teens

kill yourself adam

Thanks for this link. I'll go away and have at go at making some webms of this video so we can have a discussion.

When did ziedbelg first start posting cuck shite here? Hasn't it been about 5 years now?

jews want to make people hate white people from their birth
they will make any old shit up

12 year old boys are not incels

anything negative towards women is considered incel now. the word has lost all meaning lad.

it's just another slur like how virgin was.

he's a professional DJ who put on a small show for his pals in the summer why do you find that so mad? have you never been to a garden party with someone on the decks?

he got no attention from his mum when he was growing up because she was too busy shagging black men and he dad died of cancer
this is why he seeks attention in here now
he also has never had any mates because he's a a weird incel freak

But didn't Vybz's BBC just tear her hymen to shreds and ruin her elasticity?

kill yourself adam

Mental how Count Dankula is getting a divorce. He seemed to have such a good marriage with his wife, guess we never know what's going on behind the scenes.

I always thought he was gay

yeah but in the song vybz said that she came back two days later for quicktap
the first time he just ripped her hymen

figured out recently that gay men intentionally encourage their female friends' worst traits for a laugh

kill yourself adam

mental fit how

I smoked a cigarette and browsed the news. A story about incels written by a incel, talked about how incels needed more et. cetera. The needs of a incel are endless. a incel on every television channel. a incel in every movie. nothing but incel music for incels and those who wish to be incels. that is almost worse than being a incel. at least a incel does not want to be a incel. a incel does not want to be a incel so badly he will kill everyone who is not a incel just so that he might not be reminded that he is a incel. I was glad to be alone again in my room, where no incel had ever been. there are few places like this left in the world. when the incel was the freed the world became the incel's slave. At night the incels come out, brave the absence of light, as if the Night were an accomplice to the incels lending shadow to the misdeeds of the darkies. Beneath the luminescence of gaudy streetlights the gangs of incels, in feral incel packs, would stumble and howl, liquored-up on cheap incel drinks and enthused by the scantily clad negresses. In the day these incels were more docile. The tumult of the incels grew tedious and I decided to leave, to walk perhaps to a place where no incels ever went. To do this I needed to walk down the incelstained streets and wait in subway overrun by incels. Every incel looked at me as if waiting for me to call them what they, as incels, knew what I, as not a incel, knew them to be. Most of the passengers were incels or niglets. Each incel stared at the other incels with the suspicion that infects every incel due to the violence inherent in each incel and no one knows what a incel is capable of more than a incel. that is why incels always leer as they do, for incels assume that everyone has a propensity for violence equal to a incel's.

no one has EVER claimed inceldom begins at 12
the real answer? it begins at 20, because that is when you have FAILED to have teenage sex. truecels are filtered from the late bloomers by 25/university.
by 30 if you haven't had sex you should be off the internet not using any of these terms and grinding career/body HARD because its do or die time

Time to smoke a bit of weed in the woods

ziedberg feeds of attention and you're giving it to him you utter spastic

the jews literally just made a film about a 12 year old white incel killing women

I donated over 5000 quid to Count Dankula's legal fees when I had my first job and I wish I was joking.

she probably became jealous of his fanbase getting more of his attention than her desu

got no one

say Hi to the trees when you're there and remember Christ Jesus

Watching people socialise with conversations lasting 10 or more minutes. Commanding the attention of two or more people at a time completely effortlessly in a loud environment. It's all mind boggling. I'm wondering if they're actors for the music video.

mate

dealerberg dead silent may be a grim saturday night for me, friendberg came over for a weekend and smoked my stash

yeah I caught that part. didn't she get scared by his bbc and goes away but comes back two days later, and then she turns into a complete bbc addict?

kill yourself adam

you have God the Father and God Christ Jesus if you are born again. Read the gospel
biblegateway.com/passage/?search=John 1&version=NIV

yeah that's exactly right

no they didnt
if they did it was a shock piece to grab attention from midwits (you)
nobody cares about this supposed movie

1
2
3
REPEATER

This is Graham Lineham.

Glinner has doxed and assaulted underaged kids for disagreeing with him on trans issues
He's a far right tinfoil schizo whose wife divorced him and kids don't speak to him because he dedicated his life to trans hate
Last year he wrote over 100 anti-trans tweets on Christmas day alone

It's OK to talk lads

they literally did
and they're showing the film to every school kid in the country and every NPC is talking about it in work and the government are making laws based on a fictional scenario

I AM A PATIENT BOYYYY

so what's adolescence about then
I agree it starts later than 12. you start to feel it in your mid teens and the feelings ramp up in your late teens and early twenties
But 12? That's so inaccurate

bet this dude wanks to tranny porn 100%

ummm that's bardley wash mate

kill yourself adam

thoughts on cronem's new creps?

kill yourself adam

mental how the very poorest and very richest dress the same

100 anti-trans tweets?!?! we need to put this madman down!

How common is that, for girls to get scared when the bbc breaks their hymen that they stop the sex, only to come back days later?

guardian writers praising adolescence and grime music

God bless
Saturday is a busy day so its worth sending him another text or calling him.

kill yourself adam

In June 2011, two men were arrested just kilometres from her Devonshire home, after suspicious neighbours called the police.

Kevin Liverpool, 35, and Junior Bradshaw, 32, were found to be carrying an array of weapons including samurai swords, as well as rope and a body bag.

In their vehicle, police found a note revealing plans to decapitate her and dump her body in the river.

The pair were charged with conspiracy to murder, rob and commit grievous bodily harm.

New

They'll provide good resistance on the pink carpeted bedroom floor

despise fred again

kill yourself adam

your image contradicts your post

so what's adolescence about then

growing up and learning how to behave around people, not necessarily for sex although sex is common during this time

the tollman cometh

YYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

wow
Do you still have any bank statements from that time?

Explaining the court's reasoning, Mr Justice Bean said Liverpool had conspired to murder Stone with an "array of weapons". Even after the pair had been involved in a car accident as they drove to Stone's home, they had persisted.

Mr Justice Bean

sent a text at 5 and a call at 7, will try one more time at 9:30, im a bit out of the way so i just annoy their telegram/whattsapp until they get to me

leftists use the term 'incel' as a synonym for chud

mate
adolescence is nothing other than jewish propaganda about a real story of a black kid stabbing a girl to death but they made him white and 12 years old

the very poorest are not pictured there. they dress just like billionares.

If his work has stopped just one innocent child from being castrated and put on gender bending hormones by noncey perverted troon freaks, his life's work, all of the sacrifice will have been worth it.

He will enter the Kingdom of Heaven to the sounds of angels rejoicing and be welcomed by St Peter himself. A martyr for our times.

At the same time "We need to have a conversation about Andrew Carnegie". Get real Guardian Writers.

Because many chuds are also incels

analogue, not synonym, incel

Sorry Timmy, it's just reality

should be illegal to be loud in public after 7pm

anyone here from Reading?

kill yourself adam

feel bad for autismos in school who are now going to be mocked as incel stabbers
which will, ironically, make them more likely to fulfil that prophecy

Whooooo are you who who

How old was the black kid?

There's a big difference between 2015 r9k Eggman style incels and and 2021 Andrew Tate style "incels"

dont care about netflix outrage slop

I am gay

No, I used the word correctly. I'm smarter than you, never try to correct me again.
To use the term analogue would give them too much credit.

there has never been a single white incel stabber in the UK

Black pill - This refers to accepting the belief that women choose sexual partners based on predetermined genetic features and a man cannot change this.

Thought that was Calvinism

which is?

15 I think

Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off

I'm smarter than you, never try to correct me again.

Comma splice. Not so smart.

So does Adolescence open people's eyes to the reality of female hypergamy, yes or no?

honestly the cause of all this is important 5 million men, causing a gender imbalance. 2015 fat boy incels are a product of the time, where pussy was available for all but the lowest rung. Tate incels are the new incel, who actually try and get pussy (workout, careermax, socialmaxx) unlike eggman incels but still fail

the former believe themselves to be genetically doomed
the latter think that feminism is to blame

hmm

you cunts are so thick going on about how some tv show is propaganda and then spending all your free time thinking about it
get a life

Ah yes, Adolescence, definitely a realistic and eye-opening show.

Done him!

no

you speak english because its the only language you speak. I speak english because its the only language you speak.

I haven't thought about it once today until somebody just brought it up

No Poland

Why not?
Doesn't the brat spout his ideology?

Sick of women, lads

based Portugal enjoyer

I am a proponent of rhetorical grammar, prescriptive grammar is a result of attempts by the Augustan period to standardise English and their meagre attempts at literature demonstrate their aesthetic poverty.

ukraine

grammar rules apply to all languages

NPCs are discussing adolescence in the pub right now having a real conversation about how all 12 year old white boys are incels that have been brainwashed by Anon Babble to kill women of colour completely unironically

and and

lil bro got nervous and started stuttering

low self-esteem and insecurity

speaking negatively about women

excessive time spent on websites

obsession with physical appearance

mental how women do all these but its considered a good thing lolololol

can't believe I'm missing out on that

accidentally grabbed my coworkers breast

It's over

sat in my gay porn flat about to have my gay porn dinner

you just don't know grammar rules

went to an all boys school/raised by single dad with only brothers. genuinely cant comprehend these creatures, they are very strange. wish i went to a mixed school so i new how to interact with them

Sunday tomorrow lads. That means mam's cooking up a roast.

good luck bruv

that's an arse

Are you chaps going to watch this?
Starts on Monday

Checked
In which part of the country is this, an Irish diaspora stronghold?

no it isn't

I don't watch TV or netflix at all

I know them, I just deliberately eschew them when they are surplus to requirements.

why the fuck would mickey rourke do this

same
I've never really watch TV in my whole life

under 30s dont watch tv

why is this gen so fragile

would rather put pencils up my nose and slam my face into a wall

youtube.com/watch?v=GYd84OWgR0Y

No one knows what it’s like to be bad man

Indian, Asian and black women all have nasty linea nigrea on their bellies
Best Timmy culd do

Never watched a TV show when it was popular. Missed out on so much because of that. For example, I didn't watch The Inbetweeners when it was first being broadcast so didn't know what anyone was talking about at school. Same for Breaking Bad.

why they got a random 74 yr old tory?

kill yourself adam

Kys heatherpaedo

no. he cries to a psychologist cunt about how he thinks he is ugly and isnt to blame for killing a girl
you might as well just watch it. its only 4 hours. if you dont watch it now when it has its 5 minutes of fame it will never be worth watching.

3 months crunches and planks and theat belly will be lickable

youtube.com/watch?v=Ao4bQvEXiXc&t=5s
Saturday night tunage

timmy calling it some euphemism to cope

kill yourself adam

if you just stop replying to it and filter timmy and katie it goes away

only 2 contestants younger than 30

gerontocratic society

He's the blond-wigged Jew

everyone hates us tbf

sophie thatcher sex arse

wanked that freak

i work on sundays and my mum lives in new zealand
might have a carvery on wednesday tho

Oh my DAYS

my little love trail

sex with jessie from toy story

kill yourself adam

LOL he would literally call it sum like dat

right in the middle of the facking road

190 would be sad looking down on his /brit/ creation

corrrrrrr you know she'd be a PAWG irl x

kill yourself adam

Timmy thinks he's Chad now because he has a self-hating, nasty brown, linea nigra South Asian dalit girlfriend

kill yourself adam

This is Graham Lineham.

Glinner has doxed and assaulted underaged kids for disagreeing with him on trans issues
He's a far right tinfoil schizo whose wife divorced him and kids don't speak to him because he dedicated his life to trans hate
Last year he wrote over 100 anti-trans tweets on Christmas day alone

timmy

You just replied to a post about black women having this mark

Married black men see this every day not "Timmy"

You are borderline braindead

kill yourself adam

the mandem calls for my allegiance

Peckerwood chronicles

ziedbelg and heathermong are legit special needs kids

he feelin like a playa

thats ma main man moaty

kill yourself adam

i guess when you are young, you believe that you will meet many people with whom you'll connect with, but later in life you realize it only happens a few times

narrow-faced timmycels
best they culd do

would you like to know more?

This is Graham Lineham.

GIinner has doxed and assaulted underaged kids for disagreeing with him on trans issues
He's a far right tinfoil schizo whose wife divorced him and kids don't speak to him because he dedicated his life to trans hate
Last year he wrote over 100 anti-trans tweets on Christmas day alone

meanwhile his wallet is being drained, direct deposits through wise app back to India LOL

kill yourself adam

shieed she gon circumcise him

Yeah look at his pose LOL
He thinks he finally reached Chad level
Timmy deluded as hell

kill yourself adam

for her sick aunty (whos been sick for 2 years now) lil timmy none the wiser LOL

NEW

hahahahahaha
timmy wallets are made to be drained by third world women

Please don't let heathercuckold make the new

kill yourself adam

NEW

This all sounds like a lie

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Marchons, marchons !
Qu'un sang impur
Abreuve nos sillons !