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6 day

Are you insane?

I wish i understood math well, but it's just so boring and hard for me. I find it impressive people that have a gift for it.
In high school i took honor courses in math we did algebra geometry and trig. and did well, but it seemed like a lot of repetitive stuff like you learn an equation and then apply it over and over
Never touched math at all afterwards in college
It's just analogous to an electrical repeater. it repeats the signal further

-6 hour work weeks and pay a living wage

lol
LMAO

i will not be a slave

Modular arithmetic is essentially the foundation of using circuits to build more complex systems.
Or maybe the other way around.

6 day

not even thirides work 6 day weeks nowadays

Now this guy is factory fit

I quit my last job because I was working 14 hour days 12 days in a row

You need to work in the factory putting tails on Pokémon asses

You can tell he's been cut because his shit ass xitter is now showing you people malding over tariffs

My middle school age years were spent at home "socializing" with other nerds on minecraft servers and league of legends.
I said and did so much cringey shit, and looking back on it, I don't regret spending all that time online, because (most) of my cringiest moments and formative learning experiences were confined to that space and not my irl friends

i need to work in a prison beating urkels

If I can't get a job I'm going to fucking kill myself. Nothing ever goes right in my life I want to die. I can't work a full time job because all that's available to me is dead end bullshit so I'm going to college but I need money but no one is fucking hiring for part time positions. I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna blow my fucking brains out becasue obviously the universe hates me.

just get a job at the college duh

My middle school age years were spent at home "socializing" with other nerds on minecraft servers and league of legends.

My cringe age only ended once i became 24. I am still probably cringe but not to the same extent.
Good lord do i regret the embarrasing shit i did in college. Not even normie embarrassing shit like partying, embarrassing like over-sharing overly personal crap to random teachers over email. I can only hope they all forgot what i said

6 hours would still be less work than 5 day 8 hour weeks

School is a waste of time. Jason was right

Jason was right

I need at least 2 days off, and they have to be in s row.
The ideal work schedule for me would be 4 8 hour days, with Wednesday and weekends off.

That would be nice too but I'd still be paid 3 hours more for the 6 day-6 hour
I saw a FedEx shift that was noon to 6pm, and it sounded nice being able to sleep in, have breakfast, maybe even run an errand, then go to work for a bit and still have plenty of time to get dinner, visit a store, and stay up late, every single day
8 hours feels like the whole day is wasted and the 2 days off just feels like a tease for me

I'm 25

They won't hire me.

"School" is fine. The "Prussian Model" works for White and Asian people.

Public schools are attended by urkelkin. If an institution is designed for urkelkin to advance, of what value is it? There are other issues like holocaust classes, but the first consideration, you're sat there next to an urkelkin, you're being judged as deserving of the same "education" as an urkelkin.

It doesn't make any sense.

urkelkin are so dumb

we should keep them out of school so they dont get smarter

jasonomics in action

school doesn't make you smarter, everyone knows that

i regret passing up on the bonzai brownie from flanigans today

Intelligence is mostly heritable.

i regret passing up on the bonzai brownie from flanigans today

face reveal

(not really I stole it from r9k don't ban me no fun allowed I know)

faces of /cum/ thread?

your parents must be pretty dumb then

this is the guy posting about blue eyed girls with blonde haired pussies

You know, I’m really still just that little boy I’ve always been. I wish I could do it differently. Just one more chance, I know where the danger lies now. I know the villains.

Nonsensical post.

I'm 25 my life is over. Oldies don't want to hear it because they are in denial but the absolute peak of a male's existence is from 18-25, past that range you are an obsolete model

failed my duolingo lesson because half the questions were gender related articles and I am strongly fighting the urge to throw my phone at the wall at 97MPH

you will get them next time champ

Hello I am incredibly deunk and now it is time to post on 4channel about how I was molested when I was a kid. I don’t know any other way to share my true feelings hahahaha. I feel lonely and sad inside. Sometimes I want to die. Goddammit these memories flash in my mind and it’s hell. And now it’s time for another beer.

ok unc

Jason is right. Urkelkin take from us

I am calcifying

Lovely arse, pic doesn’t do it justice. too bad I was with the gf so my creepshot abilities were greatly handicapped

that is a lovely butt

DEAR DADDY
I WRITE YOU
IN SPITE OF YEARS OF SILENCE
YOU'VE CLEANED UP
FOUND JESUS
THINGS ARE GOOD, OR SO I HEAR
THIS BOTTLE
OF STEVEN'S
AWAKENS ANCIENT FEELINGS

imagine the shits that come out of her ass yum

I love that song. Cheers anon.

Can I see yours?

Same bro same

Hey, I'm also 25 and my life is also over! I might have to drop out of grad school. It's too hard, and I'm too incompetent.
Might end up killing myself, I can't see how I can comeback from this.

Seriously though, imagine if your dad fiddled you when you were a kid but you're not sure/can't prove it
How are you supposed to know it

i'm a dude!

Sorry to hear that mate

Reminder Jason's mom got on all fours and shook her ass for his attention

but you're not sure

kinda seems like something you'd be sure of

Alain delon literally started making movies at 25

and nobody knows who that is so yeah

I'm 29 and a piece of crap

Based, want to do a sewey-side pact together?

definitely one of his strangest posts

Well mine was a cousin, not my dad. But I’ve never even considered the possibility of “proving it.” I’m not trying to get justice. I just want my own inner peace.
It’s kind of you to say that, thank you.

and nobody knows who that is so yeah

lol

You'll come see this like you see teenage you's devastating moments unless you had some actually devastating moments

Laying down and reading isekai and snacking. This is the pinnacle of human existence on earth in 2025. Nothing could make me happier.

damn i want to fuck momberg in the ass what a slut

Jason would definitely have a fuckable mom

Y'all so jealous your mom won't shake your ass for you

Jason what kind of panties does your mom wear

why dont you shake your cute bummy for me?

he said before she wears fullbacks

my mom is like 73 dude, why would I want to see that

Granny panties? So sad for dadberg, she should spice things up

yo this slaps

I remember when spinster peed in her parents bed

Love, chunibyo and other delusions

goodnight

your a dog? what the fuck

I wish spinster would piss in my bed while riding on top of me

Women don't lose their sexual desires. Don't you want to please mommy?

HIYOOO

Grim thread, grim general

Good night bud

Trooncasespammer learned to capitalize it's over

We’re like creatures of the wind

Here's a creature of the wind for you *farts in your face*

Anon Babble is convincing me to watch asterisk war

anyone seen it? sounds dumb as hell but cute girls

Your post literally made me laugh out loud. Thank you. A good fart joke is like bones in my poenis. It is very good! Yes.

remember when you could post this on Anon Babble and like 30 people would reply with reaction images

Is this Jason? Watch Hina logic: from luck and logic. It's a spin off of some other show but ignore the other, it's boring and doesn't matter
Super cute

never compare me to that manchild again

Wonder how much cum ive made in a lifetime. Probably enough to power a generator for quite some time

I want to watch cute anime girls, don't compare me to a man child

Lol
Anyway watch the show I reccd and tell me if you like it

I never posted on Anon Babble and that makes me better than you

thinking about that time i dressed up as a roman senator for a girl i liked who was into ancient history

and then her showing absolutely zero reaction when she saw it. she basically asked what it was and then didn't bring it up again. but i don't regret trying it, it's the kind of thing you gotta try because it 1. sometimes works and 2. lowers your shame by experience so you end up shooting more shots

I want to watch cute anime girls, don't compare me to a man child

yes?

The drunker i get the more i desire to coom, but cooming gets harder and harder due to alcohol's effects. It's not fair

the good ol reaction face days

Rate the cute girls shows you've watched

whiskey disk is truly the white man's burden

thinking about that time i dressed up as a roman senator for a girl i liked who was into ancient history

hopefully at like...a party or something, right?

nigga do you have any idea how many CGDCT shows Ive watched

I rarely watch anime. The next show I watch will be Frieren S2 or bocchi S2 or skeleton knight isekai S2 or Girls Band Cry S2.

thinking about that time i dressed up as a roman senator for a girl i liked who was into ancient history

Hi Jason
Do you like rikka takanashi

why don't you just watch them all?

It’s a hard rain’s a-gonna fall

I don't have seiyuu names memorized so idk
I just mean whichever comes first will be next, I'll be watching all of those. I haven't watched more than 1-2 shows a year since like.....2016.

That's not a voice actor, it's the main protagonist of

Another good night of rest ruined by nightmares

Oh, I only watched S1 but I prefer her sister.

I just realized some of the worst days of my life were actually the best. What a thing, this life.

You realized the rape actually felt good? That's just cope, anon. You need help

I do need help, that is true. But the rape I never learned to love. Those days are hell alone.

Type-Moon was so cool before FGO.

I like to pretend Nasu died after Fate Zero aired.

fatefags are on /cum/

GRIM

I think I made a joke that i should not have made

I started using Anon Babble because I wanted to talk about Fate. I love Artoria Pendragon, she's my wife.

latinas are too spicy.

the cutest CGDCT show I've probably seen was wataten

Canadians used to be funny

I grew up during the dubya years and he always seemed like a fucking moron but then I saw some video of him recently holding a conference about globalism and it made me wonder if he actually knew his shit. Maybe I'll read his book

The best one is Madoka. Especially episode 3.

fuck madoka, made me bawl my eyes out and I refuse to watch rebellion

WE'RE JUST GONNA KILL EM

Rebellion was great. I can't wait for the next movie.

and he always seemed like a fucking moron

let me guess, you were a huge jonathan leibowitz (stewart) fan?

Sora no Woto is the only CGDCT I bought merch for so it's the best one.

Daily show was great but I liked colbert show too.

not at a party, but we were not in public either. honestly i got over it quick and besides hoes and tricks it does feel pretty good wearing a toga and shit

It’s okay! Jokes are good and I was also being a bit edgy in my writing. You’re cool with me, hombre.

That is why you thought dubya was an idiot

1am drinking outside bumping this

eh maybe. His press conferences certainly didnt help his case

HEY
DIRTAY
BABY I GOT'CHO MONEY DONT YOU WORRY
SAID HEY
DIRTAY
BABY I GOTCHO MONEY

Keep feeling pain on one half of my brain and eye I think I'm dying

Are you the one who got wisdom toof surgery?

No I'm the one with a strange lump behind my ear

like you watched his press conferences anyways, but you did watch propaganda man on TV do a 2minute recap of the embarrassing moments in the press conferences.

and have you went to the dogtor

I applied for a job at my college, pray for me bros. Also gn.

sounds like you could fix that by drinking some water like 99% of headaches

No

ke you watched his press conferences anyways,

yah, its called the 5 o clock news, dumbass

damn how old are you unc? and no, the news is a 30s recap as well

no, not only did I watch propaganda man on TV, I ALSO watched the OTHER propaganda man on tv!!

fair and balanced?

N

sorta feel like you should maybe go to the doctor eh

fuck america and americans

I hate my doctor

Yo yo niggas

Evens I jerk off to Russian women
Odds I jerk off to Latinas

And we want people, by the way, to come into our country, but we want them to come in through a legal process. We want them to come in legally. We need more people. We need people to run these plants and to help the auto workers and the teamsters and the non-union people and everybody else, but we need people and the farmers. And we’re going to let people come in, but they want to come in. We want them to come in legally.

america needs more immigrants

oh hey it's redditleaf back to sperg again. it's been a while

Kind of bored of latinas.....

I’m fucking gay and retarded. I’m also Chinese. Chinese and drunk. I want to get more drunk and smoke weed. I’ll be so fucking gay and also chinese and drunk and high on weed.

*sigh* i have all these "got bored of latinas" awards and nobody to hand them out to :/

Hi

why are you chinese and gay and drunk

I’m not sure but I think it’s because I’m retarded.

why the fuck are there so many shitboxes and junkers peeling out past my street lately? its a residential area

Flag checks out
I am also drunk. gonna regret tthis so bad tommorow. I already don't feel too good...
I don't like having to share a general with yellow colored persons desu desu

Took me 10 minutes to coom

Yeah I’m fucking retarded. I’m having a nervous breakdown and I’m gay and retarded and possibly chinese I don’t remember if I was chinese or not actually but I’m a gay bank robber but I’m not gay or retarded or even chinese and I’ve never robbed a bank but I am absolutely incredibly drunk and high on weed.

you live around minorities probably

I live around chinks but theyre old chinks

wish i lived around russians, they make good memes and don't go into a gay mindbreak when they have a drop of alcohol

youtube.com/watch?v=w99vz_wj1S0

what you do for the other 9:45? cry?

Just never found it interesting idk. It looks kinda weird too like the proportions. And apparently there's a lot of contention concerning which subs and encode is good o algo

I'll probably watch azumanga, the proportions in that look realistic and cute

Story of my life

I’m actually the least molested guy of all time. As opposed to that other guy from earlier, I have been not molested to an incredible extent.

Think about Anon Babble

Notice: the noticing has accelerated due to the public freakout from those noticing the noticing.

Vantablack Monday

do you have any chinese sisters?

I’m not the chineseposting guy I’m the molestedposting guy. Why would you think we are the same?
I love this gif what is this gif?

having a dream

in the dream I'm petting my old dog

suddenly a loud meow awakens me

my cat comes running over and demands I pet him right away

Can they see into our dreams? He seemed sort of mad at me for it

Cirno if she cat

your cat knew you shouldn't be dreaming about such things

I really have to pee but he's using my hand as a pillow. Honestly time to piss in my pants

I wish somebody would be here with me when I’m upset. I long to be comforted.n

Average Saturday night cum poster

Get a pet

Not a bad idea really

Wow those 4 guys look very similar.
To elaborate a bit. Touch starvation as they call it lately is 100% a real thing. I think many men especially in the age bracket of like 13 - 35ish are extremely, severely deprived of any physical contact with another warm blooded mammal which has lots of side effects that are subtle at first but build up over the years. You'll notice a massive and I mean absolutely massive difference in your psychological state and wellbeing if you fulfill this need. And unlike women animals don't care if you're ugly or socially awkward or low on the social totem pole. The last time I remember something having such a hugely positive effect on my mental state was when I started taking vitamin D during winter.

You make a good point. I know I need more contact with others.

Pete Hegseth is so sexy uwu

I love my mom

is she cool?

Yeah pretty cool. I mean, she’s an older lady. But she’s a very kind person.

old johnny carson is so comfy late at night

i love saturday nights. no monday in sight, no siree!

The wind howls like a hammer

The night blows rainy

My love, she’s like some raven

At my window with a broken wing

!!!

i think i just shit myself

yep. i've got poo all over my thighs

I love the audacity of this poem.

Bad diet?

it was an accident. a wet fart

I will go to sleep now.

it sure dosen't smell like a accident!

Spanking it gave me golfer's vasculitis.

What's that

i have no idea, i don't golf :^(

kill me KILL ME now
youtu.be/STugQ0X1NoI

Nevermind, it wasn't golfer's doohickey. It was just Purpura.

Weird realizing as you grow up how similar your own preferences are to your fathers'
We really aren't free
I look at pics of my own dad and the glasses he worse as a youth and realize i wear the exact same ....

About to make an epic post (for the win)

my best friend in the whole world

dad's an autist

went and copied the autism onto myself

Yeh it's wild. I looked like my mom when younger but as I get older i look more and more like my father. I definitely take after him way more personality-wise. He was pretty notoriously self contained/introverted which I got to the nth degree. I spend like 95% of my free time alone.

We're still hanging

kino

I want to pet his head so bad...

My best friend

Same, I like to think I'm more self aware than him but i have doubts maybe we just repeat the same mistakes our fathers made over and over again like an inescapable cycle....
youtu.be/09839DpTctU

Fat hands

it's okay i will do it for you

I threw up

Went to McDonalds to get some burgs and when I was giving my order the young woman at the speaker sounded high as fuck and was giving me attitude. They were charging like $17 for a 10 pce nugget meal WITH NO DRINK. I ended up just driving off after ordering because the line was too long and it wasn't moving and I don't really trust food made by somebody that high and unprofessional

I havnt eaten a vegetable in months other than when they put them on hamburger

ts pmo

You sure showed this high teenagers what's for

I know lmao
have fun preparing food for NOBODY dumb retards

period panties

what do usa women want

imagine trying this hard to be cute

Imagine she filmed this barefoot

Based footfag.

Lil duckies :-)

Fucking degenerate

Good Morning Mr Canada

We're still going

Stop saying "based" say "win" or "epic win"

Lil bro is looking for a W, but he's taking the L.

The preponderance of such videos makes me ponder just how desparate zoomoid pussy is for dick. just think how many vids there are of zoomie girls whoring their skin out to the entire internet. they must be really desparate

She’s Russian, it’s the only way for her to make money sadly

Based Russian whores.

Gem > based > w

So I’m down 5k USD by now when will it bounce back

What did you invest in?

random etfs I pay into monthly
Read one article a few years ago and bought what they recommended and never cared about it after that which worked out fine so far
Also NVIDIA which gave me big gainz but I already sold my initial buy in so at least that one won’t see any losses
Anyway this is a long term investment and I will eventually become a MILLIONAIRE

in 10 years

What percentage of your relatives is working in finance

the gf

0% im using my own judgment
were repeating this

‘m>>>

That picture is very yucky

stock market down

bond investments up

interest rates down

inflation down

Trump is literally taking from the rich and giving to the poor but the left is too stupid and indoctrinated to realize it

Epic win.

wow cool

this retard thinks that this is 4D chess for the civilians

You're getting played. Guess who gets to have cheap loans? Not you. The rich who live off of loans.

youtube.com/watch?v=sVn4sBxLokA

Have you ever crushed an ant with you fingers and then sniffed it? They smell really weird like cleaning chemicals or something

No that’s literally murder and the thought alone sickens me

literally too stupid to even understand my post the lower interest rate is so the government can pay off more of the debt obligations it had for the year which was about to skyrocket and cause the government to restructure its debt which we are very likely going to avoid because of these tariffs and not only avoid more inflation but reduce inflation

You meant to say "Let the orange man keep borrowing more, to kick the can down the road for the next guy to deal with", right?

Damn so the MAGA dream is literally going to come true and synthetic fiber underwear production is going to shift back to US workers

Yep.

I want to be an American

youtu.be/ZXsQAXx_ao0

5am and we're still going

What the sigma?

Where at least I know I’m free
And I won’t forget the ZOGbots who died to give that right to Moshe
And I'd gladly stand up next to you and defend ZOG still today
'Cause there ain't no doubt I love this land
God bless the USA

The Width of a Circle

Jason’s favourite song

youtu.be/hgpXSoWBAVA

Your PM is a jewish international banker who was never elected to any sort of political office and just got the office because he was a jewish international banker

Might have been doxxed
Lets see if this ruins my life lol

Explain and no it probably won’t

Trolled a mentally ill poster on another board for a long time and he claims he doxed me

Don’t see how he could have unless you provided private details?!

being so insufferable you were doxxed

Such is the life of a leaf

Just opened instagram, watched a video of some Frankfurt instagram guy, scrolled to the next video and it’s a video of some LatinX clinic where a doctor rolls the just circumcised foreskin back and forth over his gloved finger.
What kind of algorithm does that

Ever since the shutdown for like 10 hours the tiktok algo has been dookie

watching pokemon card opening video

guy paid 93k for these cards

opening them carefully no rip the packing and being careful with the cards

gives it up for his wife to open some

diamond rings on her fingers

immediately rips the packing in two and is careless with the cards

didn't continue watching after that, can't stand it

I believe he's been keeping tabs of my blog posts elsewhere on here too
It's pretty impressive
So true

Use this for the new one

It's formic acid

that *rare* insane giganut that leaves you like picrel when you haven't done it in a fat minute, plus the zinc supplements plus your favorite artist and a long buildup too

the kind of nut that makes you sleepy bedtime right after but you don't know if you're gonna wake up. if you do, you're waking up fully 100% refreshed, even hitting the kind of tired sleep doesn't usually fix

nobody wants to read this man keep it to yourself next time

plus your favorite artist

Are you jerking off to cartoons? Do you have music playing? The fuuuuuck?

I started taking these fertility supplements because they came with the ones the GF is taking and they have zinc obv and last week the GF edged me a little and I finished on her soles and it was an insane nut like a gosh darn fountain all over the sheets I wonder if it really was the zinc or just the edge combined with a two day no nut streak

He’s not Jewish. He’s a Catholic Anglo

i agree but in my defense thread's at 310 posts and it's early morning that everyone on a sunday sleeps in through so it gets swept away with nobody the wiser

every medium. video, image, no genre. at one point i was writing a short story. i nearly passed away

i feel like the main part of it is abstaining for a fair period, edging, and being really in the zone with what you're actually consooming. that combination makes me feel like i'm shooting a wild hog charging at me with a double barrel shotgun. fucking primal fight or flight i'll tell you that

The key is not to avoid ever letting any details slip about yourself (pretty much impossible), but rather making shit up all the time such that any of the genuine details you accidentally let slip on rare occasion are lost in the noise

Wood ant new

but rather making shit up all the time such that any of the genuine details you accidentally let slip on rare occasion are lost in the noise

I'm actually genuinely a cat. Not a cat poster. A cat that has learned to type on a keyboard. I look and sound like this.

Why even bother anyway? Who cares if you post on Anon Babble

Reminder