the president's powerful aura edition
overwhelmed by the dior eau sauvage:
/med/ + frens
Mr Macron, 47, wears “industrial amounts” of Dior Eau Sauvage, Olivier Beaumont, a senior journalist with Le Parisien says, such that his aides in the Elysee Palace can sense him approaching before he even enters the room.
Described as a deliberate “attribute of power”, the leader deploys the scent “at all hours of the day”, always ensuring to have a bottle to hand, “particularly in one of the drawers of his desk”.
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VGGGHHH MON EMPEREUR
>Described as a deliberate “attribute of power”
kino
the serfs have to know who the boss is
where in spain is this phenotype most common?
guess shouldn't have posted after waking up early on a sunday
Good morning, sisters.
early
When you posted it was already 7:35 in other cunts. It's just that /med/das are a lazy bunch. That's le good though because it's mediterranean culture to be lazy o algo.
Insane amount of chest hair.
It's officially over lads. I'm resting today instead of hitting legs as I have overtrained them lately.
I expect other gymfags to do the needful today and exercise harder.
welcome to couch potato nation
join us lazy out-of-shape blobs
thup thup med
mostly Romance thread
people communicate in English
That's just ridiculous. I wish Latin was still a thing.
thup thup med
hm... I see... (doesn't understand it at all)
Good morning /med/.
Lingua Latina mortua est. Lingua Anglica vivit.
Forced myself to sleep, went to bed at 9:30pm and woke up just now, I feel more rested, at least today will have some energy to clean the car
Al-Andalus
Somehow I'm not surprised by this.
like sup sup
I'm resting today instead of hitting legs as I have overtrained them lately.
This is weird, you must be at death's door
Don't think much about it babe, it's just 1 day, you can do other things instead
Good morning sir. Have you ever tried doing hackenschmidt deadlifts? If yes, what's your opinion on the lift? Lad was the GOAT apparently as he was the guy who came up with the idea of bench press.
you can do other things instead
I'll probably continue reading the book I started like a week ago but since then have not read not even a single page fr.
Any plans for today, sister?
I won't say that I wouldn't allow her on my ship, but I would be a tad concerned about buoyancy.
Hello, dreamt I was a résistant. Or a terrorist, hard to guess. I was going full guerilla warfare, that was fun. Then I became a character in the Expanse having to escape Earth at a spaceport. Then at the spaceport I was actually Princess Peach. Since I wasn't a toad, I could go through fast while toads and other Kingdom serfs had to go through security and waiting, as they should.
want gf
fap
not want gf anymore
It's literally that easy
dreaming of being a princess
women aboard, it happens
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Africans are evolving...
I instead dreamt that I was in a situation like the Aliens film, but in an offshore oil platform on Earth, and with similar but much less dangerous creatures: our team dispatched them quickly and then we blew up the platform
Nightmare fuel
not exactly, this one is more so
Is this AI or something
isn't the complete lack of object consistency a dead giveaway?
I'll probably continue reading the book I started like a week ago but since then have not read not even a single page fr.
Any plans for today, sister?
Nice idea, I have to clean and study
When your future kids ask you: "Dad, how did it feel to be a MAGYAR in 2015 refugee crisis?"
Show them this map
Too big and buoyant
I was shot at by a cute Russian sniper in some war setting and then I had to identify her to Putin lmao.
You are not allowed on my ship.
Kinda hot ngl
Good morning med
You have to ask yourself what he's covering up, and why he feels the need to use so much perfume at all times.
The smell of sulphur and brimstone, perhaps?
That third one is literally a shoggoth. People go insane from looking at those, you know.
m8 the guy who wrote that went insane looking at Welsh people
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I wouldn't take his word for it, Brythonic man...
Would you swim with them for one million ?
Have you heard the Welsh language? You would go insane too if you found out that your ancestors spoke that warped tongue.
Gonna shit and then go run
It really is like that
Quite freudian indeed. Not the first time I dream of being a woman. Tranny arc soon.
Sounds like a kino and my type of dream too! Honestly quite jealous, the "stranded somewhere with creatures" are among my favs.
I saw an interview in Welsh a couple months ago, and I thought it sounded kino
they have this weird sound like they're about to spit on the ground lol, it's interesting
he really did the edit
What a chad. 10/10 edit. Going to save it and use it in the future if you allow me to fr.
tfw trying your hardest not to say the n word (last time you said it was almost 20 seconds ago)
Kek, russian hackers recruiting through the dreamscape now
Thank you, glad you liked it. I did it for you lmao, use it however you want kek
I know the sound you're talking about (the /ll/ one). I sometimes hear them use it in Icelandic too. I think they use it so much on purpose to frighten innocent English people.
There's a little trick for that - you just say it in your head instead.
Saxons like you will literally look at this and say
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vile subhuman!
Urge to burn down Welsh forests is intensifying.
On /brit/ there was a guy who saw a hijabi brown lady speaking a weird language with her daughter, so our /brit/ hero told him to speak English since she's in the UK only to be told by a random person that they are in Wales and she's speaking Welsh.
I have tried it ages ago, in my first year of lifting.
I think it's a meme lift, you are better off doing other lifts for hypertrophy and there's no sport where similar actions are performed so I don't think much of a reason to do it.
the Wrath of the Saxon invader truly knows no bounds...
That's a famous irl copypasta that's been going round for years.
saxo means blowjob in turkish
Things are going great with the South African girl. She's lovely.
Picrel is the same argument some people make to say Basque is not a real language. I will protect Welsh speakers (especially fertile females).
our word for blowjob means brooch/pin in French, and I'm not sure if there's a relation between the two
go to the supermarket
have 3 items
a lady touches my shoulder
"I have just a few items, can I get in front of you?"
she has almost 10 items
He's literaly me
Based but you can only pull this off if you're a leader. If you try to do this as an incel you'll be known as that weird perfume guy.
Macron is already creepy and weird enough
I finished playing the Polish age of empires campaign about Jadwiga just yesterday
why didn't you warn me Polish history was so sad?
did you want to see me cry while listening to Jogaila/Jagiełło?
Yes, yes, we're a mafia state. There's no need for the daily articles about it.
Car status: Clean