/brit/

breaking the day in (good morning) edition

honey, no
you're supposed to wait for the thread to reach 310

am a cheeky chappy x

hope you get a three day ban! <3

If you post a youtube link itt you should be publicly flogged.

jannoise is one of us
he doesnt want a dogshit early YANK edition
go 2 bed fatty

if you post itt without sage you should be banned

ALri cmon

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I hate looking like shit.

Trannies and niggers get gfs easily while I rot.

no one likes you
I know you know it
that's why you do this shit all day everyday
so sad
and yes I know you're a janny and I'm going to keep reporting you to the mods

i NEVER post this early
i did this one time to a SPITE you
i am cheeky in the morns x
goodnight fatty

I L L A R I A
L
Y

<3

Bum Farto

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you're the only one here who makes dogshit early news which have nothing to do with british culture
we all want you to leave
we want you to fuck off forever
you're not wanted here

I should clarify, if you post a youtube link ITT without a good reason, linking unwarranted inane drivel or your utterly dire taste in music, you should be publicly flogged. There are occasionally legitimate reasons for posting youtube links as a conversation may warrant it, but in /brit/ and /cum/ it’s usually rubbish without quote or reply.

keep admitting to breaking the rules and removing reports from the queue retard
I'm sending links to all of your posts to the mods :)

fuck off already

Facebook recommending me reels of little girls doing sports related stuff again. Nothing, absolutely nothing I search for on the internet involves them so it can’t be targeted.

that's mad

post some of them

mental how fit arab women are

If you search for college gymnastics on youtube you will start seeing stuff on social media and in ads related to little girls doing gymnastics even though you searched college. It’s the algorithm that’s a nonce, not me.

Captcha: k44p00

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I remember looking up youtube account of that burger king hat guy who yelled nigger at the airplane and he's subscribed to a ton of channels with little girls doing yoga and stuff

O brother where fart thou

it knows what you are

The algorithm befuddles me

need to go to the store again fuck

You need publicly flogged

based

rorke's mum

need her to urinate in my mouth

why

I see areola

Mixed breed cracker whore

Don’t get why people hate trannies so much

Just don’t think about them lol just ignore them lmfao who cares

I don't have one because I just never used social media

your peoples experiences are so far removed from mine

terrible acoustics

See

Two generations of missed child support payments and also your brother's your uncle.
That ought to go well.

The breakfast of champions.

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Or the white man's head start as my old man likes to call it.

Doing an “Irish entrance” (entering a home without permission)

more like a nog no knock

209643256▶
This dude is a gta

why are you black

Is this any special type of porridge?

ate too much and my tummy hurts

what the fuck is wrong with british women

Need Emma Watson to scorch my nostrils with a proper smelly fart.

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good morning friends

poo

r/bigtittygothgirls is banned

This subreddit was banned due to being unmoderated

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I have money but it doesn't matter because I look like shit.

Neither are humans.

huge, if true

i think you're lost
this isn't reddit.com

based.

Why is the English language so limited in describing a mental state? 'Depressed' covers everything from a boy whose birthday was ruined by a rain to the man whos putting a suicide letter to the envelope.

jenna haze sex holes

it's not the language itself which is limited, it's the majority of the people using it

oi shag me innit.

Get the pollen counted

Why British not have good language? English very bad yes?

- Wojciech Szyczakowski

Was watching Peep Show with mumberg and during the scene where Mark sings 'something stupid like I like you' at the answering machine 'mberg said 'I can see why you relate to this'.

why did nobody tell me that the falklands have qt milfs running their nation? where are OUR milfs in england?

fresh off the 3 day

the fellas

Melancholic
Down
Crestfallen
Disconsolate
Glum
Morose
Woebegone
Heartsore
Despondent
Sad
Unhappy
Sorrowful
Dejected
Demoralised
Upset

I could go on.
Don't mistake your pedestrian understanding of our language for the real thing.

Iran just detonated an atomic weapon

even eton and harrow are filled by non-whites

it's giving nouveau riche vibes now

No, that was just my first hangover fart, sorry.

where are OUR milfs

In Gambia or a bar in London at 1AM

feeling hungry

yeah im sure this is real

Ugly, fat depressing to be around freak

sounds like my cat lmao

Hangover

16 year old moment

cau

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when do i ave a wank

Morning lads. Another day of misery and squalor is it?

Sad how slow /brit/ threads are nowadays. I remember when you used to fly through these in less than an hour

I think I'm gonna starve tonight, don't have any food and absolutely cannot bring myself to go to a store. and no my town is too small so there are no deliveries and even if there were I don't want anyone to come near my house. can't send mum neither because she's not feeling well.

eat your mum

catberg telt hehe

Afghan rights defender told she faces ‘no risk’ from Taliban as Home Office denies asylum

I think I'm gonna eat tonight, have a lot of food after bringing myself to a store. my town is too small so there is no deliveries because stores are near my house. Wouldn't have sent mum neither because she's out enjoying her healthy life

no deliveries

Starmer vows to protect UK businesses from Trump's tariff 'storm'

How is this Tory wannabe going to do that then? Other than suck Trumps cock or lower taxes for business I don't see how he can

well?

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i was awake six hours yesterday
weekends are such a fucking scam its insane

Hate landlords. Mines always comes round incredibly early during his weekly inspection and is passive aggressive when it comes to dirty dishes

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Hangovers are normal when you aren't an alcoholic

weekly inspection

what the fuck

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he is risen

Get the small boats ON our shores
Get the migrants IN our women

KILLAS AND GOONS.

Migrants' bellies full.
Migrants' bollocks empty.

Just shoved a poo up my arse

Luv my pensioners frozen
Luv my migrants pampered
Luv my timmies euthanized
Luv my katies stretched

A nibba nibba nibba wugnuzzit gazoomple weepmak

Get the migrants fed
Get the migrants washed
Get the migrants medically checked
Get the migrants housed
Get the migrants shagged
Get the migrants paid

OK, so which one describes the man who's putting a suicide letter to the envelope, but not a boy whose birthday was ruined by a rain?
PS: There are about 67 million people in UK, but about 1.5 billion English speakers on Earth. It is no longer 'your' language.

walking around with a hard on

11 minutes until the day I sort my life out and stop acting like a fool

Not telling you because I don't like you.

PS: There are about 67 million people in UK, but about 1.5 billion English speakers on Earth. It is no longer 'your' language.

Uh, and why exactly is deporting a woman who collaborated with western agencies and the western allied government of afghanistan going to help us exactly?

they should be deporting the thousands of men who end up here on rubber dinghies.

they slept good

OK, so which one describes the man who's putting a suicide letter to the envelope

Demoralised

a boy whose birthday was ruined by a rain

Glum

stfu and go clean my jobbie streaks toilet slav

I went to the store after all so don't worry, I won't starve tonight

wen di likkle timmy wake up and see katy's instagram story at the gherkin

i'm hungry

a suicidal person could be described as despairing or anguished

weird way to ask for help with one's english studies but hey ho

oh neat now he's going to spam photos of shoes and remove all reports from the queue so the mods won't see them

Had words with the so called gf

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What’s the gherkin?

get the kettle boiled
get the beans ground
get the filter paper rinsed
get the milk steamed

not much whats the gherkin with you lol

I love that she’s a gooner

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looks like a woman i've raped

need pics of her looking like a slag

cronem peacefully chiefing that tooka outside katy inside waking up sore

rorke letting out a moan when wanking

just been clobbered by cheer bear and team moose

gaggin for a wank

Don’t think I’m being unreasonable. You don’t post yourself looking like this all over socials

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that willy ain't going to wank itself

corr what a slag, is she 4 foot tall?

Campaigner Esther Ghey has told the BBC she is "frustrated" at the government's approach to online safety, warning that "young people are losing their lives".

Ms Ghey's child Brianna, 16, was murdered in February 2023 by two 15-year-olds, one of whom had been watching violent content online. Brianna herself had viewed material that encouraged self-harm.

Her comments came amid reports that the Online Safety Bill - part of which came into force in March - could be watered down in a bid to secure favourable trade terms with US President Donald Trump, a suggestion Ms Ghey described as "shocking".

KWAB

best violet myers scene?

Campaigner Esther Ghey has told the BBC she is "frustrated" at the government's approach to online safety, warning that "young people are losing their lives".

Ms Ghey's child Brianna, 16, was murdered in February 2023 by two 15-year-olds, one of whom had been watching violent content online. Brianna herself had viewed material that encouraged self-harm.

Her comments came amid reports that the Online Safety Bill - part of which came into force in March - could be watered down in a bid to secure favourable trade terms with US President Donald Trump, a suggestion Ms Ghey described as "shocking".

Why are you banning Brits from entering Israel you fucking cunt

What do you reckon her ethnicity is, physiognomists of /brit/?

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I remember growing up and hearing about the youths mental health.
The older I get the more I realise its all just the same shit, cycle.

the toil freaks do be going to toil tomorrow
omds

Truly sad indeed

hottogo

I wish I was an American so I could vote for God Emperor Trump and make all the soy-chugging gun-hating limp-wristed nu-male beta libtard cuckolds cry. MAGA!

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think you're lost
this isn't reddit

its a bunch of antisemites
if theyre antisemites why are they coming here lmao imagine i hated uk and booked my vacation in london.

russian

anyone who criticises the israeli government is an antisemite

Factually wrong and small-brained

hungarian

strange that whenever I check the time this morning it just says greggs o'clock

antisemites

even if this were true it is no justification for refusing entry
also, the reason given was hatred of israel

how many children have you murdered or helped a unit murder?

'Be ready for ALL eventualities': Spies warn Brits to prepare a 72-hour 'survival kit' as intelligence suggests Putin is plotting to sabotage our gas pipelines and cause mass blackouts

what would you put in your survival kit lads
got some hobnobs and a pair of pants in mine

she's a bit uggo and fat
also her tits are too big

a gun so i can take other peoples' survival kits

justification: we dont want em here
if they disrespect the country they should not be in the country

deffo lebanese

Thinking about shitting women again.

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Imagine if our policy making and enforcing class banned people who hate Britain and our way of life from entering this country.

What would we do without the weekly hate marches, the phone snatching, the people pushing onto trains before others have disembarked, the playing loud music and public phone conversations, the stabbings, the terrible driving, the littering?

Truly, it would not be the YooKay as we know it

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me last monday

a gun

went yesterday and they didn't have any fucking baguettes left baka

Why is Israel doing everything possible to make the entire world despise them

And to be clear I don't hate Jews, I just think what the Israeli government and military are doing is wrong

hmm yes I do believe another day of stewing under the hot sun until I am red and swollen is due

runtoil for me
3km warm up 10km race pace 2km cool down

it's chewsday o algo

for me it's sharon lee

tummy erotic

pack of fags
torch
fully charged gameboy
box of beer
and a load of cans of ravioli

his weekly inspection

wtf

anti-semite is such a bizarre label, not all jews are semites, nor are all semites jews
and ‘anti’ in the way of what, do i reject the idea of semites? or the people? i’m here on forthwith shall disregard it, since it’s a bunch of bollocks

Skin cancer and cell damaging free radicals.

nobody gives a crap about non-jewish semites though

for me it's tiger benson

*runs off with your tomatoes*

his weekly inspection

moved out of the last flat i was renting because iw was sick of inspections every 3 months
weekly is mental

give one benefit to allowing foreigners that hate the country in
they are clearly coming to do crime or cause problems why else would you go to a country you hate.

its uk that is doing everything possible to make the entire world despise them. in normal countries such people could never get to be elected in parliament

sucking a coffee

they want to take them away from newcastle and into the green belt

ffs I was going to make spag bol

87 sleep score today we snoozing

seen her do lots of quite degrading stuff in petgirls videos from years ago

loved the one where she fucked that lad in public in a moving van

The shits I do these days resemble that giant pile of triceratops poo that Dr Grant and his team come across in Jurassic Park. They've transcended the Bristol Stool chart categories and entered a new category.

Why is British English so weird? Very strange compared to American English.

are nia

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Yeah but we have soft power mate

Your beautiful latino wife of 20 years wishes you a happy birthday, do you eat the cake or use it in a sex act?

Based
Trump is an Aryan conqueror

only weird because you consumed media with american english first.

you can softly fly back to uk and not bother coming here unless you can respect the country and people.
we defeated and gained independence from you for a reason so we wont have to be subjected to bullshit like this. but uk seems to just want conflict

what is freedom of expression

The sun doesn't give you cancer
Sunscreen does
True Aryans sun their balls

defeated and gained independence from you

britain withdrew from the mandate because it was no longer in our national interest to be in palestine with a civil war breaking out
rag tag hagganah militia did not defeat britain lol

said very stupid thing in some other place and embarrassed myself

LMAO at that coming from your flag
also no that freedom is for us not for you

OnlyFans is killing porn in America and Britain.

Nobody wants to see mid women on shitty phone cameras.

We need to ban it and force hot women back to proper porn studios like Naughty America and New Sensations.

Thankfully, tasteful European porn is still going strong.

Doing some learning

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coming from your flag

we're not refusing entry to people who criticise the british government

why don't you bomb a few more civilians mate

cope all you want
parliamentarians still seething over the decolonization of israel is proving my point

good for you

We are refusing entry to people who criticise the troons and the mohammedians though. Our new religion

ktim

jabotinsky

nice fascist
proving my point about not respecting freedom of expression

woke up to a flood of (You)'s, whatsapp/discord messages, and Tinder matches, reddit replies.

Just finished sending all those freaks flying and I'm now ready to walk into /brit/.

i don't think that's happenning

hilarious from a country where praying in your head or posting jokes online gets you imprisoned. jabotinski was never a fascist

playing half life 1 for the first time, hate this game, it's sooooo long
currently on surface tension which seems to be the longest level though so i'll be glad to see the back of it

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he literally said israel should be like mussolni's italy and teamed up with fascists against the british during WWII

praying in your head or posting jokes online gets you imprisoned

not true
it's incitement that gets you imprisoned or hate speech

MATE do you people talk about anything but yourself? fuck off back to your thread to bitch about antisemitism and palestinians i've had enough of this topic

Why is this thread dead?

brits is politics allowed in here? you have a protective janny?
I don't want these posts to be deleted by a anti semetic janny

I’ve accidentally fucked up the space time continuum

why do we all have to wear these ridiculous ties

Because it's just after 9am on a Sunday

all criticism of an israeli is antisemitism

Obviously not

Starting to think the Israel flag is just a troll on a VPN because I refuse to believe someone can lack this much self-awareness.

bro its public you arrest toddlers for phobia lmao
im just responding to this dude's retarded takes. if he went like 'yea you're right' like a reasonable person i wouldnt.

no it isn't but janny is inconsistent in bans
and we are discussing british history and current events not politics

He is the PP, a professional troll and mentally ill simp that makes 95% of israeli posts and 99% of israeli threads
He has been doing it since 2019.
He constantly posts webms of tik tok whores, israeli aircraft and guns, is very nationalistic, believes Israel is the greatest country in the world and made all the technology in the world.
He believes Israel is a black country, loves posting that jewish ethiopian IDF soldier
He loves using the term latinx, now he adds the x to every thing
He's favorite catchphrase is "what is palestine"
Unknown if he is ashkenazi, mizrahi, slavic or ethiopian
He will constantly ask you dumb questions to dumb his retarded threads and posts
Recently aquired an israeli janny that keeps his reddit tier posts up

the plan

shower

make runny egg with marmite toast soldiers

covfefe and fag toil

bung the laundry in

play vidya

violet myers

eliza ibarra

I've noticed these two zoomer pornstars are very ugly facially (as well as average bodies) but extremely popular

reckon ugly coomers need something realistic to create a fantasy to wank to

pounded that sissy

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Israel is supremely based.

They've killed like 60,000 browns in the last 18 months.

lol there's a schizo like that in every thread

that's a 900 elo game lmao do you even know openings?

he is a poor autist that can't leave Anon Babble, aka shahar's brother
leave him alone
stop bullying him

toilet paper

no shit

disappointed

yids really do think like this, they've got their heads so far up their own arses they genuinely believe they are gods chosen people and that everyone else is inferior to them, literally no different to how the Germans saw Aryans as the master race. How they can get away with this is a mystery to me

That interview channel was good

damiano, my opponent didn't clearly

I don't want these posts to be deleted by a anti semetic janny

shes honestly too fat if she lost like 10kg maybe

sex arse

Feels good being a 1996 chadllennial rather than a late 1990s zoomlet

You're a zoomer retard.

wonder what shagging fannies feels like
wonder if different fannies feel different to shag

1988-1992 were the best years to be born in terms of technology. anything earlier and you'd be boomer-tier in understanding of the internet, anything later and you're guaranteed to have internet brainrot

stop bullying and and stop reporting him he's an autist it's not his fault
you want him to commit suicide?

the trick is to get very drunk, then all these lasses will seem like 10s

even in your memory, as long as you don't look at them the next day

yes

I stand with Israel

1996 is millennial or zillennial
Nah it's only those born after 1999 or so like that

no 1989

so I'm a boomer after all

It's all made up shit but it only makes sense if it's strictly based on decade of birth
1940-1959 Baby boomers
1960-1979 Gen X
1980-1999 Millenials
2000-2019 Zoomers

Alright Natan Israelovich Israelov

this post should be turned into an ISO standard

hate all those fucking charts of different generations... i get that the technological and industrial shift is more important than decades but it's too subjective and and people have different experiences

Zoomers don't understand how file structures work and think the internet is an app

zoomers range from 1993 to 2015

no

For me, it's the Silent Generation.

Zoomers grew up on phones
Most of them born after 2001 or so are clueless

zoomers be like

ugh i miss the old internet and old youtube.

remember the wild west days of the internet when pewdiepie said the nword on livestream and sargon of akkad btfo'd the feminazis

That stuff is like 11 years old now so it is old

Unironically, "I want you to spunk on my face"

but not a boy whose birthday was ruined by a rain?

We would not describe that as depressed, not sure where you got this retarded idea.