/cum/ - canada usa mexico

fuck you, OP

what did i do?

one post early

Hate pedothreads

THAT THREAD WAS 309 POSTS OLD YOU SICK FUCK!

need cute jap waifu. wat do?

live in the PNW, they're everywhere

cope and seethe

why?

im too retarded

You didn't do anything wrong he's just seething

Got finished with the old second job. Feels good to have the next 39 hours as a free man

Everyone is fag except for me

i want a gf (!!!!!)

henlo bummies

hello. hows it going?

rabbit gf

deleted all chatgpt chats award

turns out i needed a blueberry ACAI rockstar energy drink

i use gaypilot

homosexuals ruin threads

Ok but when are we licking eachothers bholes?

kill yourself brian. i told you nobody likes you. go play with your magic crystals you fucking retard

i like Brian

I'm not a mexican fuck you in your hairy little manasd

retard homosexual having a incoherent melty
kekk

holy shit bros have you heard about the mcdonalds minecraft movie meal

tfw no pitch black abandoned plane at midnight atmosphere gf

its not even a burger
they did a stormzy burger too. and i think some nobody
they are going ham on ads rn

need rabbit gf who is exactly like this

business idea: stop drinking and never do it again

but then i'll die of thirst

im a creep. im creep!!

public transportation?

Ordered slop again award.
2 for 1 three course Chinee dinnah
2xsesame chicken
1xchowmein
Double that^^^

its 11 in the morning nigga, why are you buying chinese food

watching cat videos award

Sesame chickennnnn soo gud lah

on tinder 1/3 white women has nigerian or reggaeton music as their anthem. what is going on. how did these suburban women discover this shit

thats like the image i was thinking about before
the meme about girls at sleepovers (they are kissing)

youre the most incelish looking nigga i've ever seen

i got a skincare advert (i keep getting womens ads) but it used man advert GFX/sound and the name was SHARK or something but it was still female actors/voiceover

yap thread

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do chemicals go in oil or water more if they are extracted from plants

actually i was confuse because i had forgotten about salty water :3

did she get an amazing deal or what!?

Why don't we just synthesize oil?

confused*

my mom is friends with a guy who's converted all his cars and trucks to run on processed(?) vegetable oil

Show penes and tastacles pls sir

do you have ketchup cups and dispensers in America

We use the human body's natural ketchup dispenser: the human anus.

real Canadians eat ketchup and macaroni (mei i do that too)

my last name ends with a vowel

It usually requires more energy put in than what you get out, so the price isn't competitive on a large scale.
Plus if you did make it from a renewable/nuclear source of energy it's probably still more efficient to just store the energy in batteries.

Good morning show me where he inserted the blade

obviously this is retarded to willingly sign but it's insane a 23 year and 9 month downpayment of anything other than a house is legal in the first place.

but she knew what she was signing

it's a predatory loan, and she's going to default. it's not healthy for anyone involved, and the economy suffers

damn gurrrrl be ridin in STYLE

Clickbait? on the internet? no way bro

odds take a shit
evens dont take a shit

Get $10 off exclusively in our app

they know she's going to default, they'll repo the car. in however many years she'll show up again with another 20k down and buy something else for way too much with a yuuge downpayment.

>but she knew what she was signing

She didn't, but what are you doing to do? have daddy government prohibit the lower IQ from buying cars? that would be racial discrimination anon and you're not a RACIST are you?

bitchass website gives me 20% off for easter but still charges $15 for 7 day shipping

just sneezed

She didn't, but what are you doing to do? have daddy government prohibit the lower IQ from buying cars?

I believe in a free market, but marginally less free than it is now for the same reason we regulate drinking water and ban asbestos and leaded gasoline. There are too many retards falling for buy now pay later, and I cannot stress this enough: it's not good for all of us if too many consumers drop into poverty taking predatory deals

(and yes, she doesn't need a luxury sedan. people who do not have a lot of money should be priced out of luxury goods, instead of turning people into debt slaves)

need a gf with brown hair

Breaking news: NDP is changing its symbolic orange colour to "lavender" in order to "avoid associations with Donald Trump".

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BREAKING: Canadian economy lost 33,000 jobs in March, the biggest loss since 2022, while the U.S. exceeded expectations.

redditleaf bros??

did leafs really think they can take us on?

I dont even have a job

I have 2, want one?

close down sketchy immigration agencies and diploma mills

omfg look at those leafcucks losing their jobs!

sure

need a boobjob from big titty goth

it's not good for all of us if too many consumers drop into poverty taking predatory deals

Counterpoint: She's almost assuredly using taxpayer money (WELFARE) to fund that purchase. If she didn't get welfare she wouldn't be buying it but again, how are you going to decide which customers can buy on credit and which cannot??

how is anyone suffering, she'll get squeezed dry of the money given to her by the tax payer and they will repo the car to sell to the next basketball american

non indian lefs don't exist

warm weather is back

thanks, I hate it

there is

You just know Buffett is hanging on for dear life.

No way that dude is going to die before he can deploy his $300B into a market crash and prove that he's the goat one last time.

i like sunny days
i like not thinking twice about going somewhere because its damp or freezing
i like clear skies and warm air
i don't like all the browns out and about thou

lmao

women love being abused by abusechads, its in their perverse evil nature

that would overflow and cause a mess though if it doesnt set on fire

it's because back in the day when an invading army came through, the winners would take all the losing side's women and rape them and the ones who would orgasm and be a good lay were kept alive, and the other ones mostly just killed as the army moved on. thus they gave birth to conqueror baby boys and abuseslut women

When you realize they are crashing the economy on purpose to force the Fed to cut interest rates and make the American Dream affordable again.
Remember they playin chess, not checkers.

the lord dem rings

and yet, they have rights, what has the world come to

i heard uncle roger say that shrimp bathed in starch will keep the moisture in if the startch wraps around it

seems like a bro

would yall niggas wear this?

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this sounds like bullshit but I'll believe it

*shits pants*

This is the most mexican shit I've seen in awhile

That is too big for me to wear as a cock ring but it looks sweet

i dont speak gabagool

do america elites respect Etonians more than people who graduated from Le Rosay?

why dont you have a gf

women amirite

it says “the belt for your homie who always gets into fights at the club”

ive never met an Estonian
met a belarus the other day actually

Anyone down for some gay shit? Men only

More than you can afford

so many people out on the streets today riding their bicycle makes me feel bad for wasting the day inside

I just got back from a snowy mountain hike, I turned around and went back down bc there were other people on the trail

/cum/ lole

cumhole (bunnies)

guys only want one thing and its fucking amazing
Anon Babble770fbf3f99/2587071-8

Every time it's nice outside I best myself up about not going out for a ride or something.

is that mousey

the fuck am I supposed to do with this random numbers

You going to make a real link or what

Korean and Japanese schools rank higher than us

newfags

What happened to the guy who was posting hairy buttholes and balls yesterday? Best thread in a while

so you're fresh off the boat from reddit and don't understand how to crosslink

hahahahahahaha why are we getting so many reddit cucks lately?

look at me look at me!

need blonde gf

Been here since 2007 and I still don't know what you're supposed to do with that

You're using BOTH reddit spacing and redditcase Though

Ive literally been here since 2003

take it to the panda pen

I've been here since 12:55

shit shat

singles i get some eats from the eatery
digits i fast

Didn't read, shant be reading redditcase posts

its 12Pm thoughever

i type in lowercase just to piss schizopoo off, it's funny

karma police, arrest this man. he talks in maths, he buzzes like a fridge. he's like detuned radio.

i LOVE typing in lower case

but schizopoo types in lowercase only

going to have tuna and rice for dinner

need airplane gf who takes my luggage

lets gay post in lowercase
who else here likes to eat da poopoo?

y r u geh

hot woman steals someones property: "she said she will give it back m8 come on she shouldnt of done it just sit down shes giving it back when shes finished"

Only troons post in lowercase

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i use leafcase

only straight aryans post in lower case

why is it so fucking humid in my room, the windows are open

why does lowercase bother you if you don't use proper punctuation

black mirror

I capitalize all Nouns and don't use Hyphens because Frenche grammar is for Cunts

Good news, I have invented a filter for all redditcase users:
/^(?!.*[A-Z])[a-zs.,;:!?'"()->]+$/
Please apply this and watch the quality of /cum/ increase tenfold.

cause he's literally retarded

i can't believe any white man even uses the latinx script. race traitors

shant be downloading that virus, nice try schizopoo

phoneposters (lowest of the low) are pretending that they're superior because their phone forces them to use uppercase

YOU CAN TURN IT OFF ON IPHONE

Insanely based. Thread is better than it's ever been in years

Because trooncase is worse than punctuation

need gf

his script turns the thread into the brian show

would make sense for a faggot like that guy

hahahaha

todos nós queremos uma namorada da pele pálida, dos olhos azuis, do cabelo loiro, da buceta loira

honestly the thread is better when schizopoo can't see posts to sperg out at

kek this

on land shouting "i have a private jet home" to a boat you was on to 100 people and all of them booing you, you are the main character

Why does the brazilian think anyone wants to read his grating gibberish

Why has Gen Z abandoned the shift key?

seething

From March 2024 to March 2025, the U.S. lost over 130k international students. Indian students declined by over 27%. Masters students declined by over 20%.

insanely based!

made one

Alright going to the safeway. Anyone want anything just text me

Of all the trooncasers ITT, I'm happiest to see him go

It does not surprise me an Eastern European browses Anon Babble

mas você é branco é europeu?

Feels good to spend the next 39 hours on here

good i guess

Is the Safeway a gas station or something

Appears janny banned the redditcaser

test

Some have gas stations and Ev stations

high test

Favorite episode? Mine is probably the one with the pedo kid. Bandersnatch is good too. I haven't seen the latest season yet

what are u goonin 2

real life situations or reality that is black mirror

Severance is just a two season long Black Mirror episode (they download their brains into work)

archive of gay porn brian posts

For a long time the shadow of World War II crippled the American Right, leaving it disarmed in the face of a full-on assault against everything good. People literally did not have the right words to oppose what was happening to them. The Civil Rights revolution, decades of judicial tyranny, mass censorship, mass immigration, and lots of real-world violence, were all justified using the idea that racism was the ultimate evil in our world, our national sin to reckon with and overcome, as exemplified by the titanic global struggle against the arch-wizard of racism Adolf Hitler.

looks shit and i like work

dubs of schizophrenia

no thx

are estonian girls blonde are they fucking hot?

pussy

Does Safeway have rotisserie chickens

Why is no one capitalizing words anymore? Specially the word "I"?

because we don't have to

when we gooning boss

Troons love to do things ironically

It's mostly one guy, you can filter him though. Anyone else caught by it had worthless posts anyway.
/^(?!.*[A-Z])[a-zs.,;:!?'"()->]+$/

gay ass anime touhou obsessed loser who uses a cirno avatar

face cams every once in a while and he's a 6'6 ugly ass german tank of a man

It's mostly one guy

It's the freak that never shuts up about spinny. He also samefags himself. Such cases

goon sesh is cancelled my mood has been ruined

No. It's the Brazilian who thinks he's white and is obsessed with white girls.

No it's actually you

a fresh off the boat redditfag

You're literally double-spacing and writing in lowercase

basically i get reported as a cheater every single game and end up on piss low trust cheaters queue, not my fault the game decided to put me in this elo

yeah? is that so

what you gonna do about it lil guy?

gonna cry? gonna shit your pants? gonna...SPERG?

When you start a sentence, the first letter is always capitalized. Will you please learn that? Thank you!!!

what are you talking about Man

.
i think you're losing it

nobody knows

But it's Provacative!!

i

You are gay.

dentist says I should get wisdom teeth removed before 30 every time I go for cleaning

even though they've grown in fine

are kind of annoying though because food gets trapped and I have to get it out with my finger

okay fuck it, it's cheap because I don't need surgery, don't care enough to be put under, and have insurance

do it

get nerve damage and can't feel half my tongue, nor can I open my jaw more than like half an inch

dentist says the damage will probably take months to heal

Fuck dentists

this is informal writing

[i] can do whatever i want

this woman should suck on my penis

i

Is everyone in this thread gay?

I had all four removed at once with no problems and was fine within like two weeks. Sounds like your dentist is just a flake.

Get in line buster

It really is just one severely autistic poster. Really made me think

I had all four removed at once

Same and those jews only gave me prescription strength tylenol. I wanted vicadins

you're unironically schizophrenic) my man/

your first mistake was trusting someone who is out only to make money

I'm a Communist and I only use uppercase.

love being drunk and watching baseball but I hate the hangover from being drunk

how to remedy this?

..,things are not looking good for uppersissies

I had no issues getting my wisdom teeth removed. If your nerve damage healing takes longer than 6 months, it's considered permanent nerve damage and you could absolutely sue for dental malpractice

Brian

I cant because the (((form))) I need to sign mentions nerve damage.

I guess it's my fault for not looking into it deeper, but I wish the surgeon would have just asked again before going in that the bottom tooth was closer to the nerve then usual, and could cause issues. I would have said don't do that one if she did.

cumpies, im drinking covfefe

Why don't we use mancatchers? People would think twice about robbing stores and gas stations if they got taken down with a mancatcher. Some police around the world still use them

sex!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Spencer Rice, the guy from Kenny vs. Spenny. He was the annoying retarded one, Kenny was the kike

Trooncasespammer so desperate for (You)s he's posting vajeen btw

People would think twice about robbing stores and gas stations

arresting future engineers and doctors is racist

We should catch them with comically large butterfly nets

enjoy your cuppa frendo

new schizo has graced /cum/ with his presence

grim

have you considered making GOOD ai slop?

That's why I mentioned permanent nerve damage. Usually you agree to the risks (nerve damage), but legally the kind you get that heals in < 6 months and > 6 months is different. Permanent nerve damage is almost always a settlement

I didn't expect the filter to break him this badly this quickly

thanks bud

that's the same old schizo spammer, the one who hates spinny and spergs out about her

schizojeet v.s. uppercaseschizo, who winsM

draw a stem and leaf diagram

im new to it

i dont remember him spamming porn

if the uppercase schizo isn't mad and his filter works so well (he's unhiding every post) then why is he still complaining?
he should be uppercase bliss right now

that's clearly a redhead btw, you stupid braziltard

/cum/mers, I'm shitting while shitposting. Thought you should know about the shit logs(from my ass and my posts).

funny how the pictures of nude women gets deleted instantly but the pictures of naked men stays up for hours

tranny jannies

I was just doing this

It just frustrates me that it's cheaper for businesses to eat the price of stolen goods than confronting the thief because seasoned shoplifters are litigious

a stem leaf diagram now

/cum/ gets jannied more than any other general because this is the only one they can actually understand

You don't know anything chucky
The triangles go in the circles

I don't remember what painkiller they gave me but it made me really dizzy. No idea how people have fun abusing those. Also they weren't even necessary

Lol what's that

the dinner is served bros. tuna and rice

IF YOU LEAVE CAPS LOCK ON ITS AS MUCH EFFORT AS NOT USING SHIFT

You can tell Elon is not a fan of the tariffs because he let all the shitlibs cry about it on xitter

Not bad

Do serbs put soy sauce on they rice

True.

looks nice but where are the veggies?

Good post. Very attention getting.

Could also be because he got "stepped away" (removed) from his government position for his controversial economic changes. Which in retrospect is kind of funny considering the far more controversial economic changes that would come right after he left

Was about to shower but sisterslag hopped in the washroom before I had the chance

They provided me tylenol with oxycodone but I wasn't touching that shit. I'd rather be in pain for a week then become a fent zombie

Walk in there anyway

sisterslag

Is she hot?

dont

tariffs will all be rescinded within 30 days max before any serious damage and he'll claim they were a massive success

The only other guy in my friend group who I've figured out posts on Anon Babble is far, far weirder than I am. I guess there's always a bigger fish.

What are his favorite boards

cm, hm, lgbt, y

my guesses are Anon Babble, Anon Babble, Anon Babble, and Anon Babble. maybe Anon Babble

luckily it's not Anon Babble

friend group

not weird enough

I don't think anyone posts on Anon Babble besides kpop waifufags

i'd be a perfect MAID candidate but i don't think i'd be able to go through with it

These edibles are hitting

why don't you be a good white boy, get on your knees and eat blonde pussy?

lil sissy wants to be a maid

i'd be a perfect MAID candidate

How so?

i provide no value to society

Its you
Youyre the spinny

Nice I just ate an edible (a couple of tiny bites of a 300mg weed gummy).

i saw a guy browsing Anon Babble at my college's library many years ago. he was wearing autism shoes and looked like chudjak.

i'm spinster, sorry i didn't tell you guys

so if you live in an apartment you're just not allowed to practice an instrument or have a career in music at all.

Classic bologna

make a new thread

could also be that you're a tinfoil hat retard

Read your contract and read your city's bylaws.
You absolutely can practice music. Just know your rules.

haven't had a good day in years

yeah so what maids are important to a clean house!

I wish i didn't live in a landlocked state

sex sex

Where is the god damned motherfriggin NEW

did you just assume my dick size

need gf or bf

im playing during hours where it's allowed but the jeets downstairs are combining about "loud disturbing noises" every other day. (they aren't cultured enough to recognize the instrument.)

Complain about their foul stench then
(Indians smell)

doesn't stop my upstairs neighbor. if you don't do it for too long, too loudly (control your amp please) or during weird hours your neighbors really can't do shit about it.

Sounds like you need to install a JEET SHAKER in your apartment. But also, they're jeets, they're foreigners, their opinion doesn't matter. Play your damn music and stop being a pussy

JEET SHAKER

lel

Not your problem if you're following your contract and city by-laws. That's a jeet problem for them to cope with.

If he's using a amp, he can plug headphones into it

too loudly (control your amp please)

it's not an electric instrument it's just the normal sound of it that they're crying about

tfw no gf who gets sick just before the first date and she goes to urgent care

jeetonomics

new

or whatever its called in America