Be me

be me

move to norway from slovenia

people that speak english at least 17%

expensive food

people are individualist af

no smoking

girls are gold diggers af

bad weather

larp as german

people dont brush their teeth

people only know haland

fake viking cultures

high taxes

high price of transportation

full of somalis and afghanis

damn nigga eastern europe look like heaven

I hope a gang of Somalis crack open your Slavnigger skull desu

So you’re telling me redd/int/ was wrong and it’s not paradise on Earth?

people only know haland

What do you want to say?

you retard paid 8 euro for 250ml water lmao
there is no paradise, norway looks like ireland minus the immigrants, if you only know english scandi is bad destination

Still, a Slavnigger getting his skull cracked by a drone or immigrants is a win

why are you buying water retard?

What's your job? Do you think of moving back to Slovenia?

larp as german

In which way?

i live in oslo so i could open new business in Ljubljana
german is the father of scandis we all knw this

50% of the swedish language is loan words from medieval low german

Go back you genocidal colonist

I can't comprehend why slavx fall for Scandi meme. They're the most boring countries in the world and

shit food

shit weather

annoying people and culture

hordes of brown rapefugees

literal communism

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why would you move away from slovenia when it is already 1st world?

You're welcome to leave anytime

Because they are all as thick as two boards and think somehow after a few years of living with twenty Africans in a shed the will become a millionaire in western Europe

but enough about russia

Now tell us what you really think!

No joke $2 here could buy a gallon of water

Its free anyway if you have your own filtration

Truly the future of white ethno state sar

You can drink the tap water here. It tastes identical to bottled

tf

tp

agree. slavs should move to america
we need guns to defend ourselves
ikea doesnt sell filtration, a pieca of chair cost 50 euro lol

people that speak english at least 17%

wat

Pretty sure Slovenia has a higher standard of living than Norway, and I'm not even joking

You don't need filtration. It's already filtered when coming out of your tap

>girls are gold diggers af

funny how men from every single country on earth have said this
it must just be a coincidence though

Evidently they drink bottled water and water filters though

>people only know haland

the fuck is that supposed to mean? the only norwegian that norwegians know is haaland?

Yes, we are Congo with snow, glad people are finally starting to realize this.

all slavs and browns do the same mistake when moving to norway, you move to a city. its rural you find the cozy norwegian life but its incomprehensible for you that we live a good life in modern houses with fast internet and well paying jobs in bumfuck nowhere.

can't say this about Australian girls thoughever when the fobs and wogs outdo them

You're free to go back home, OP.

people that speak english at least 17%

you mean at best?

wants to see the norwegian life

moves to an immigrant-rich city

why do thirdies always do this?

why does germshit hate western slavs so much?
i understand when it comes to mongoloid demons who escaped from the post soviet space, but slovenes don't have a shitty reputation.

The only experience i had with a norwegian person was knocking this drunk guy out and taking all his money and his phone. I went through his documents and saw he was norwegian and then left him 10 bucks for a cab.
They really are weird people i was thinking about it while i was driving away from thr scene and i was like what a weird guy why would you have 4500 euros on you what are you doing?

what a weird guy why would you have 4500 euros on you what are you doing?

Kek

ciganin being ciganin

people that speak english at least 17%

I don't get it. Pretty much everyone in Slovenia speaks at least basic English except for hillside grandpas.

Evidently they drink bottled water and water filters though

that's Croatia. Slovenia has drinkable tap water, though it's slightly worse than in the west.

Surface level thought process. If you think about it for a while like i did it was around 2 am and he was likely up to no good, quite possibly trying to broker an illegal drug trade or some other common type of illegal activity.
Then i stepped in and procured justice.
I could very well be a hero.

though it's slightly worse than in the west.

Is it? I've only drank tap water since I moved here and it's the same as in Italy, if only with a bit more limescale due to the terrain. Maybe it depends, in Ljubljana it's certainly on par with the west
He's talking about Norway I thkn

things that never happend, we are all cashless

Eastern slavs at least recognise that they are different from germanoids. The problem with western slavs is that they're stuck up, snotty, entitled shits who larp as "we're not like those other slavs" when it suits them and then go around "we're not germanic" when that suits them.

Eastern slavs at least recognise that they are different from germanoids. The problem with western slavs is that they're stuck up, snotty, entitled shits who larp as "we're not like those other slavs" when it suits them and then go around "we're not germanic" when that suits them.

Literally me. I do that. I will continue to do that. Nothing can stop me from doing that.

people that speak english at least 17%

Clearly you are not part of those 17%

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What if he was buying a brick of cocaine

yeah its the most likely option but if you do that drunk af then he deserved it and i hope hungrian anon enjoyed his well deserved easy money.
got no issues stealing from druggies i snatched 7000 worth of weed from a drunk guy once.

what a bunch of cucks holy shit

GOVERN ME HARDER DADDY