Legend edition
/brit/
just had a flashback to uni when i pretended to overdose on benzos (only took like 8) and my housemate called the ambulance and my parents had to come from the other side of the country to pick me up. fucking shame.
I love armpits
Went outside for the first time in a while and it turns out the sun is yellow again and the sky is a rich blue. I guess they turned off the HARPP machines.
HARPP machines
meds
Lol shieet bitch looks like a piranha
She gon circumcise Timmy's phimosis
kill yourself adam
This is David Tennant.
Tenninch has doxed and assaulted underaged kids for disagreeing with him on trans issues
He's a far left tinfoil schizo whose wife supports him and kids still speak to him because he dedicated his life to trans support
Last year he wrote over 100 pro-trans tweets on Christmas day alone
kill yourself adam
where's hunger games lad
kill yourself adam
doing a late night poo, just doesn’t feel right
she knew wat wuld mek him feel beta
I have way more embarrassing memories faggot
elon's trans daughter can get it
shieeeeeeeeeed
That bit in Kenny where all the "classy" slags are pissing in the gutter on derby day is 100% accurate
kill yourself adam
read the term ‘femicide’ for the first time mere moments ago
snappydem
kill yourself adam
Bueller?
got a good haircut and won $20 on scratchies
is this inflection point at which my life takes a turn for the better?
this is your shite life
Did watching Adolescence raise questions and issues for you?
I think my favorite thing about adolescence on Netflix is that it really kills the narrative that boys are easier to raise than girls
Cuthbert Lilly (He's Dead Silly)
the enemy cannot poo if you disable his arse
They watched Adolescence and felt pity on dat white boi
kill yourself adam
it's not spainlad you schizo freak
kill yourself adam
big if true
unfortunately it seems it has the opposite effect on most disableds
got through half of the first episode and then went on with my life
Everyone in Britain enjoying the early spring nights at the pubs, bars and clubs with their mates. They will meet new people. Some of the relationships formed tonight will last years. Others only hours.
and some are sitting in their smelly bedrooms posting on /brit/
kill yourself adam
MY BABY'S GOT THE BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
‘I was a British tourist trying to leave the US. Then I was detained, shackled and sent to an immigration detention centre’
screaming
Well there are winners in life and unfortunately losers
kill yourself adam
Rorke wishing it were the 60s
Rorke wishing he could be happy
In his mind it's normal he'll spam his folder of images purely because /brit/ did not use a thread he made
There's no point trying to reason with him
Hate music with guitars
billy wankshaft
ffs
watching always sunny clips on youtube
hate music with female vocalists
I've been a bit pudgy most of my life but in the last 5 years i've really let myself go. Well over 25 stone now. There is no hope left for me.
are straight people allowed to vote in the bi election?
if not then reform don't stand a chance
King Charles will have to tone down support for net zero after Badenoch says 2050 is ‘impossible
this looks like an old pic (90s) and yet he looks the same
sucking on a lucky buddha
rorkes da
mad how if you combine these two opinions you get the single most incorrect opinion in music history
BIG boy
don't why would anyone need 25 stones but alri
Big Paramore fan are we?
How about just using his dumb thread like he said. Then we wouldn't get all this spam
Why are you using my ridiculously early edition?
Screaming
the jfs that inhabit this place really are so cringe
that isn't even possible
t. perma 10 stone
heathermong spammed it in the old thread for some reason
Make a bad psych edition next time, Chris
We had a gentleman's agreement
Fat stubby sausages wrote this post
Lmfao I wonder why
Blow your brains out
bro doesn't have an appetite
you mindraped him
No we didn't you incel retard I was trolling you
Have a beer or something ffs it's Saturday
it was very easy for me. im 6t and stocky. the lightest ive ever been as an adult i was 12 stone and people said i looked poorly and skinny. 10 years on and i weigh twice that. im disgusting.
*vapes 15 times reading this post*
aha yeahhh x
*mogs The Queen Is Dead in your path*
I'm a 30 year old twink
WASHINGTON, March 28, 2025 – Cargill Kitchen Solutions, a Lake Odessa, Michigan establishment, is recalling approximately 212,268 pounds of liquid egg products that may contain a cleaning solution with sodium hypochlorite (BLEACH), the U.S. Department of Agriculture’s Food Safety and Inspection Service (FSIS) announced today.
Americans please just eat normal food
enjoying a creamy sup
Rorke’s da getting done in a nonce sting
poor man's meat is murder
id consider the compilation albums superior to strangeways.
Installing my new hard drive lads.
I've used an external one for backup, so am I right in thinking I can put my new one in, rename the drive letter to match the old one (G:), then copy the files over from my external backup? that should keep the file paths the same right?
Everyone on the /brit/ is "stocky", "tall" and "broad-shouldered". Where are my tiny, spindly, frail skeletal freaks at?
so this is rorke
admit it they have a better vibe
kill yourself adam
uhh hiiiiiiiiii
Englishmen are "stocky", "tall" and "broad-shouldered". You want the /eire/ thread for sickly starving Victorian peasants.
*surreptitiously googles stone to kilo ratio*
Labour MP arrested for NONCERY
This
That's an Irish fella
leftypol turning a blind eye to this
He looks homosexual
Damian Grammaticas
fucks sake sat in the living room and can smell the shit I did from upstairs absolutely FOUL. reckon that's permeating the walls and making the neighbours think something has died in between the walls
Author Janice Weizman lives in Brooklyn, New York, with her husband and five children.
Sucking a local bubbly blonde making stuffed peppers for the Mrs
Got the soul music on too
Better than Smiths
might watch a film but dont think i have the energy
how sad is that
i cant even watch a film anymore
kill yourself adam
screaming
this is something I'd do
soul poles lol x
aintree ladies day
Champagne problems! Aintree revellers down drinks and bask in the sun as they watch the Grand National in stilettos and florals
kill yourself adam
Another common /brit/ism is saying you have an intense personality and people are usually afraid of you when they first meet you lmao
you pood on the floor upstairs or something lamo
Flush the toilet homie
If a woman wears a wig, we expect she will have at least five children. If a man has eight children, his shirt will be white and his yarmulka large. The number of children a couple has is a public display of their piety.
He's singing about not fucking actually
kill yourself adam
This glamorous pair found a perch for a moment to scroll through their phones
humanity has fallen
kill yourself adam
hahaha
ok timmy
in love with the toilfu and i think she knows and is laughing at me
why is /brit/ so jewish supremacist coded?
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wen katy walk past wit dat big batty
kill yourself adam
Whats this celebration about
kill yourself adam
got the porn on the big screen
Whats Grand National
Wig snatched
what porn we talking? gay porn? poo porn? gay poo porn?
Got the gimmick station going
JUST A CASTAWAY
gfberg is pregnant
always wanted to name my son after my dad
Harry
but she is Australian and pronounces Harry as "Hairy"
Maybe Harrison instead?
prefer not to say
that's a yank name
amarna miller
what do you guys even talk about in this general
on the cans yet again
I fucking love beer so much, other drink and food come distant second to the cold, bubbly, bready flavour of a lovely pint
call him rorke
come onnnnnn
Hubert
Drop the Harri.
The working class fascinate me
Pick a Biblical name instead of those meme names
hairy son
Zaphod Beeblebrox
*reads your post*
*smirks, shakes my head dismissively, and sips my G&T*
used to be shaggers talking poo and crisps but it's just incels posting racebait spam now
congrats lad but why haven't you married her?
Damn chippys are this tasty?
pints, slags, and poo
you'd realise this if you took a cursory glance at the thread you mutt raced little freak
she had a bad car crash and stopped making porn
seems she lives in Pakistan now
youtube.com
It's Saturday night in England!
90% of poverty in this country is caused by pic related
who is pumping these g
It's warm outside lads. Or at least not unreasonably cold. And it's Saturday.
Pints to be drunk and slags to be pulled. I hope you're on the pre drinks
on the cans myself lad mental how good it is really. reckon there'd be less trouble in the middle east if they could all just have a pint
kill yourself adam
would love to but I'm mentally ill and have no friends that go out
I remember college
Cronem
Sade was unbelievably beautiful
youtube.com
kill yourself adam
croydon clap meat
nanberg nearly choked on a boiled sweet
did the heimlich and it popped right out
mental to think that I nearly didn't visit
I hope you're on the pre drinks
Lol this boring lot are definitely not. I'm 25 years old so a bit past all that but have a good night mate and stay safe.
She wants to get married in Hobart. I've never even been. Flights cost a fucking fortune.
kill yourself adam
Just had a random flashback lads
Early 2010s, dadberg was a bit of an alchie
In the pub literally Monday-Saturday
There was a wheelchair fellow in there literally every day, same as him
Davey Cameron did some slish slash to bennies alongside Cleggy
Suddenly he was coming into the pub only 1 day a week as a result
Dadberg was telling me this story expecting me to side with the wheelchair fellow and I just glared at him
knew I was a rorke even then at the tender age of 13
why should tarquin pay for the disabled to get pissed
Also don't know why you're a monster for asking why people on bennies have Sky. I have freeview and I've got a pretty good salary.
It's just absurd.
why boil a sweet
still dating the paki gf, i am
my condolences
just run my fingers through my hair and found a bogey. not sure how it got there but pollenberg has me on the ropes
what values do you champion?
how's the smell
Any casually going insane man in?
rorke
LOL
Urgente
yes sir, I can boogie, but I need a certain song
I genuinely am all three of these things, am a giant of a man
roaring
I like cocktails, claret, port and the odd scotch or gin and tonic here and there, but there is nothing like a lovely pint after a long day of walking on a warm day.
kill yourself adam
I was in the grand national thread on sp and some anon mentioned some research and something like 2/3 of gamblers receive bennies
mental
your mom goes to college
Nah I’m becoming more sane
walking around big tesco wearing my gay porn hat
Rorke violently humping his nan in the dining room
got the bjork on
massive conk on that lass
got the rjork on
good lad
does she look like yasmine khan xx
"she's choking!"
Patsy Kensit? She was peng in Lethal Weapon 2
youtube.com
Bjork... I don't get it.
this is based sorry
not letting circumstances determine his life
almost....faustian
Mickey invited to the cookout
dare I ask what mickey mouse has to do with noncery
BJ Ork
genuinely despise myself and want to die
t. gf
kill yourself adam
bjork wouldn't have been as popular if she were fat and ugly
what if they miscalculated the dosage of the tranquilizer
sorry, only read the title
Me and the Mrs looking at Rightmove listings over FaceTime together. Exciting times! I think 2025 is going to be OUR year.
beth
not a fan of ben and jerry's marshmallow & s'more
alri ex gf of 4.5 years haver (currently residing in his smelly childhood bedroom)
any oldfags remember 4channel.org
I've gone and dropped my milo cookie into my coffee like mong
gonna go get changed into my pjs, brb
tough luck 'fic
need the Anon Babble janny fired
last time the missus facetimed me I showed her the poo i'd just done and she didn't speak to me for two days
lad
#thebanksareoutofmoney
dey hate to see a nigga win
Cream Pepsi kinda bangs still.
kill yourself adam
sorry for posting my suicidal thoughts earlier lads
i feel a bit better now
that janny? alton brown
reckon if you're over the age of 65 you should be forced to do national service
how it feel snappin katy hymen
Sir Keir Starmer determines how he rules the country by Netflix shows BAKA
kill yourself adam
screaming at dtfib trying desperately to force a personality
That's madness
how would you rate posting this stuff every day compared to having sex?
would own a cat if they weren't such filthy creatures
WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE KIDDING, MISTER PUTIN?
dtfib
???
got that runt filtered the second he showed his ugly mug here
such an annoying gimp he is
wtf makes cats filthy creatures x
Good to hear xx
Call him Hobart
desperate to fit in brazilian
dangerously thick favela incel bastard
to be able to compare the two he would have actually had to have had sex once in his life LOL
just had some trout for tea
yh but jokes aside those S curved batons are getting some real katy attention tonight x
dtfic > dtfib
it's not even close lol
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not sure how gays can exist
Try looking compassionately at why you struggle
that isn't even possible
t. perma 10 stone
It's totally possible, you eat more calories = you get bigger.
Skinny people cope because you only eat during scheduled meals but fatties are constantly shoving crap in their mouths.
I'm not actually desperate to fit in
i do admire dtfic's commitment to this thread, he's here even when i'm not xx
Not having my son nicknamed Bart.
right and youre not x
cheers lad x
I am
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kill yourself adam
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