/brit/

Legend edition

just had a flashback to uni when i pretended to overdose on benzos (only took like 8) and my housemate called the ambulance and my parents had to come from the other side of the country to pick me up. fucking shame.

I love armpits

Went outside for the first time in a while and it turns out the sun is yellow again and the sky is a rich blue. I guess they turned off the HARPP machines.

HARPP machines

meds

Lol shieet bitch looks like a piranha
She gon circumcise Timmy's phimosis

kill yourself adam

This is David Tennant.

Tenninch has doxed and assaulted underaged kids for disagreeing with him on trans issues
He's a far left tinfoil schizo whose wife supports him and kids still speak to him because he dedicated his life to trans support
Last year he wrote over 100 pro-trans tweets on Christmas day alone

kill yourself adam

where's hunger games lad

kill yourself adam

doing a late night poo, just doesn’t feel right

she knew wat wuld mek him feel beta

I have way more embarrassing memories faggot

elon's trans daughter can get it

shieeeeeeeeeed

That bit in Kenny where all the "classy" slags are pissing in the gutter on derby day is 100% accurate

kill yourself adam

read the term ‘femicide’ for the first time mere moments ago

snappydem

kill yourself adam

Bueller?

got a good haircut and won $20 on scratchies
is this inflection point at which my life takes a turn for the better?

this is your shite life

Did watching Adolescence raise questions and issues for you?

I think my favorite thing about adolescence on Netflix is that it really kills the narrative that boys are easier to raise than girls

Cuthbert Lilly (He's Dead Silly)

the enemy cannot poo if you disable his arse

They watched Adolescence and felt pity on dat white boi

kill yourself adam

it's not spainlad you schizo freak

kill yourself adam

big if true
unfortunately it seems it has the opposite effect on most disableds

got through half of the first episode and then went on with my life

Everyone in Britain enjoying the early spring nights at the pubs, bars and clubs with their mates. They will meet new people. Some of the relationships formed tonight will last years. Others only hours.

and some are sitting in their smelly bedrooms posting on /brit/

kill yourself adam

MY BABY'S GOT THE BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

‘I was a British tourist trying to leave the US. Then I was detained, shackled and sent to an immigration detention centre’

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Well there are winners in life and unfortunately losers

kill yourself adam

Rorke wishing it were the 60s
Rorke wishing he could be happy

In his mind it's normal he'll spam his folder of images purely because /brit/ did not use a thread he made
There's no point trying to reason with him

Hate music with guitars

billy wankshaft

ffs

watching always sunny clips on youtube

hate music with female vocalists

I've been a bit pudgy most of my life but in the last 5 years i've really let myself go. Well over 25 stone now. There is no hope left for me.

are straight people allowed to vote in the bi election?
if not then reform don't stand a chance

King Charles will have to tone down support for net zero after Badenoch says 2050 is ‘impossible

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this looks like an old pic (90s) and yet he looks the same

sucking on a lucky buddha

rorkes da

mad how if you combine these two opinions you get the single most incorrect opinion in music history

BIG boy

don't why would anyone need 25 stones but alri

Big Paramore fan are we?

How about just using his dumb thread like he said. Then we wouldn't get all this spam

Why are you using my ridiculously early edition?

Screaming

the jfs that inhabit this place really are so cringe

that isn't even possible
t. perma 10 stone

heathermong spammed it in the old thread for some reason

Make a bad psych edition next time, Chris
We had a gentleman's agreement

Fat stubby sausages wrote this post

Lmfao I wonder why

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Blow your brains out

bro doesn't have an appetite

you mindraped him

No we didn't you incel retard I was trolling you

Have a beer or something ffs it's Saturday

it was very easy for me. im 6t and stocky. the lightest ive ever been as an adult i was 12 stone and people said i looked poorly and skinny. 10 years on and i weigh twice that. im disgusting.

*vapes 15 times reading this post*
aha yeahhh x

*mogs The Queen Is Dead in your path*

I'm a 30 year old twink

WASHINGTON, March 28, 2025 – Cargill Kitchen Solutions, a Lake Odessa, Michigan establishment, is recalling approximately 212,268 pounds of liquid egg products that may contain a cleaning solution with sodium hypochlorite (BLEACH), the U.S. Department of Agriculture’s Food Safety and Inspection Service (FSIS) announced today.

Americans please just eat normal food

Rorke’s da getting done in a nonce sting

poor man's meat is murder
id consider the compilation albums superior to strangeways.

Installing my new hard drive lads.

I've used an external one for backup, so am I right in thinking I can put my new one in, rename the drive letter to match the old one (G:), then copy the files over from my external backup? that should keep the file paths the same right?

Everyone on the /brit/ is "stocky", "tall" and "broad-shouldered". Where are my tiny, spindly, frail skeletal freaks at?

so this is rorke

admit it they have a better vibe

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kill yourself adam

uhh hiiiiiiiiii

Englishmen are "stocky", "tall" and "broad-shouldered". You want the /eire/ thread for sickly starving Victorian peasants.

*surreptitiously googles stone to kilo ratio*

This

That's an Irish fella

leftypol turning a blind eye to this

He looks homosexual

Damian Grammaticas

fucks sake sat in the living room and can smell the shit I did from upstairs absolutely FOUL. reckon that's permeating the walls and making the neighbours think something has died in between the walls

Author Janice Weizman lives in Brooklyn, New York, with her husband and five children.

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Sucking a local bubbly blonde making stuffed peppers for the Mrs

Got the soul music on too

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might watch a film but dont think i have the energy
how sad is that
i cant even watch a film anymore

kill yourself adam

screaming
this is something I'd do

soul poles lol x

kill yourself adam

Another common /brit/ism is saying you have an intense personality and people are usually afraid of you when they first meet you lmao

you pood on the floor upstairs or something lamo

Flush the toilet homie

If a woman wears a wig, we expect she will have at least five children. If a man has eight children, his shirt will be white and his yarmulka large. The number of children a couple has is a public display of their piety.

He's singing about not fucking actually

kill yourself adam

This glamorous pair found a perch for a moment to scroll through their phones

humanity has fallen

kill yourself adam

hahaha

ok timmy

in love with the toilfu and i think she knows and is laughing at me

why is /brit/ so jewish supremacist coded?

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wen katy walk past wit dat big batty

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kill yourself adam

Whats this celebration about

kill yourself adam

got the porn on the big screen

Whats Grand National

Wig snatched

what porn we talking? gay porn? poo porn? gay poo porn?

Got the gimmick station going

JUST A CASTAWAY

gfberg is pregnant

always wanted to name my son after my dad

Harry

but she is Australian and pronounces Harry as "Hairy"

Maybe Harrison instead?

prefer not to say

that's a yank name

amarna miller

what do you guys even talk about in this general

on the cans yet again
I fucking love beer so much, other drink and food come distant second to the cold, bubbly, bready flavour of a lovely pint

call him rorke
come onnnnnn

Hubert

Drop the Harri.

Pick a Biblical name instead of those meme names

hairy son

Zaphod Beeblebrox

*reads your post*
*smirks, shakes my head dismissively, and sips my G&T*

used to be shaggers talking poo and crisps but it's just incels posting racebait spam now

congrats lad but why haven't you married her?

Damn chippys are this tasty?

pints, slags, and poo
you'd realise this if you took a cursory glance at the thread you mutt raced little freak

she had a bad car crash and stopped making porn
seems she lives in Pakistan now

90% of poverty in this country is caused by pic related

who is pumping these g

It's warm outside lads. Or at least not unreasonably cold. And it's Saturday.

Pints to be drunk and slags to be pulled. I hope you're on the pre drinks

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on the cans myself lad mental how good it is really. reckon there'd be less trouble in the middle east if they could all just have a pint

kill yourself adam

would love to but I'm mentally ill and have no friends that go out

I remember college

Cronem

kill yourself adam

croydon clap meat

nanberg nearly choked on a boiled sweet
did the heimlich and it popped right out
mental to think that I nearly didn't visit

I hope you're on the pre drinks

Lol this boring lot are definitely not. I'm 25 years old so a bit past all that but have a good night mate and stay safe.

She wants to get married in Hobart. I've never even been. Flights cost a fucking fortune.

kill yourself adam

Just had a random flashback lads

Early 2010s, dadberg was a bit of an alchie

In the pub literally Monday-Saturday

There was a wheelchair fellow in there literally every day, same as him

Davey Cameron did some slish slash to bennies alongside Cleggy

Suddenly he was coming into the pub only 1 day a week as a result

Dadberg was telling me this story expecting me to side with the wheelchair fellow and I just glared at him

knew I was a rorke even then at the tender age of 13
why should tarquin pay for the disabled to get pissed
Also don't know why you're a monster for asking why people on bennies have Sky. I have freeview and I've got a pretty good salary.
It's just absurd.

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why boil a sweet

still dating the paki gf, i am

my condolences

just run my fingers through my hair and found a bogey. not sure how it got there but pollenberg has me on the ropes

what values do you champion?

how's the smell

Any casually going insane man in?

LOL

Urgente

yes sir, I can boogie, but I need a certain song

I genuinely am all three of these things, am a giant of a man

roaring

I like cocktails, claret, port and the odd scotch or gin and tonic here and there, but there is nothing like a lovely pint after a long day of walking on a warm day.

kill yourself adam

I was in the grand national thread on sp and some anon mentioned some research and something like 2/3 of gamblers receive bennies
mental

your mom goes to college

Nah I’m becoming more sane

walking around big tesco wearing my gay porn hat

Rorke violently humping his nan in the dining room

got the bjork on

massive conk on that lass

got the rjork on

good lad

does she look like yasmine khan xx

"she's choking!"

Bjork... I don't get it.

this is based sorry
not letting circumstances determine his life
almost....faustian

Mickey invited to the cookout

dare I ask what mickey mouse has to do with noncery

BJ Ork

genuinely despise myself and want to die

t. gf

kill yourself adam

bjork wouldn't have been as popular if she were fat and ugly

what if they miscalculated the dosage of the tranquilizer

sorry, only read the title

Me and the Mrs looking at Rightmove listings over FaceTime together. Exciting times! I think 2025 is going to be OUR year.

not a fan of ben and jerry's marshmallow & s'more

alri ex gf of 4.5 years haver (currently residing in his smelly childhood bedroom)

any oldfags remember 4channel.org

I've gone and dropped my milo cookie into my coffee like mong

gonna go get changed into my pjs, brb

tough luck 'fic

need the Anon Babble janny fired

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last time the missus facetimed me I showed her the poo i'd just done and she didn't speak to me for two days

lad
#thebanksareoutofmoney

dey hate to see a nigga win

Cream Pepsi kinda bangs still.

kill yourself adam

sorry for posting my suicidal thoughts earlier lads
i feel a bit better now

that janny? alton brown

reckon if you're over the age of 65 you should be forced to do national service

how it feel snappin katy hymen

Sir Keir Starmer determines how he rules the country by Netflix shows BAKA

kill yourself adam

screaming at dtfib trying desperately to force a personality

That's madness

how would you rate posting this stuff every day compared to having sex?

would own a cat if they weren't such filthy creatures

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE KIDDING, MISTER PUTIN?

dtfib

???

got that runt filtered the second he showed his ugly mug here
such an annoying gimp he is

wtf makes cats filthy creatures x

Good to hear xx

Call him Hobart

desperate to fit in brazilian

dangerously thick favela incel bastard

to be able to compare the two he would have actually had to have had sex once in his life LOL

just had some trout for tea

yh but jokes aside those S curved batons are getting some real katy attention tonight x

dtfic > dtfib

it's not even close lol

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not sure how gays can exist

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Try looking compassionately at why you struggle

that isn't even possible

t. perma 10 stone

It's totally possible, you eat more calories = you get bigger.

Skinny people cope because you only eat during scheduled meals but fatties are constantly shoving crap in their mouths.

I'm not actually desperate to fit in

i do admire dtfic's commitment to this thread, he's here even when i'm not xx

Not having my son nicknamed Bart.

right and youre not x

cheers lad x

I am

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