LOVELY FUCKING CANS edish
FUCKING LOVELY CANS sub-edish
/brit/
been posting here 30 years
eating a pice of lemon down in paradice city
on the cans and scrans
brit more like fart
Based
cans cans wonderful can there's nothing quite like it for scranning your scrans
IS THIS THE ONE THING THAT GOT ME TRIPPING
IS THIS THE ONE THING THAT GOT ME SLIPPING
tupa-tupa-tupa
You’ve been told boys
I’d eat Emma Watson’s poo.
only got the small cans as I'm working tomorrow
the majority of people are vain retard.
nobody wants to look at ugly people.
i bet you're one of those retards who hate DEI characters in video games because they are ugly while you goon to your vtuber waifu.
just cope, keep that blinder on coper.
really enjoying this talk
wtf :/
did he rape him?
are you bald or something?
you seem angry
any man in remember this
PHWOAR
Aintree revellers get the party started as they don backless dresses and fabulous fascinators to sip on prosecco ahead of Ladies Day - and couples share the love
no i have hair and i'm 6 foot +.
i just see how the world is and it makes me laugh when i see copers coping.
tore him a new one
I think it's more like he's an incel, lad.
And is struggling with the fact that he's doing things 'properly' but due to his personality being utter shite, like a bad pint, he reverts to this format to try to project to others that he's above them in terms of looks on the scale of 'fuckable' to 'unfuckable' in the eyes of women
no way that's real
getting bummed
chat is this real
doesn't sound like you're laughing
sounds more like you're single and seeing baldies in relationship gets you mad
I remember this guy put his cock in a pig's head (allegedly)
doesn't sound like you're laughing
exactly, my look is telling you something when nothing I can do can convince you that I'm laughing.
Keep on coping brother.
Toil is giving me my own office finally after I suggested it for privacy
So the good news is: I can watch shite at the toil and people are less likely to fucking do drive bys
The bad news is that it's far from the massive chebs toil girl
nth for the baddiedem
God the lower middle/working class is repulsive.
so did your dad (the pig's head being your mum's)
cringe post
can't stop watching blasphemy porn
shagging on top of bibles, putting crucifixes in various orifices, pissing in holy water
I didn't even have a traumatically religious upbringing, why do I like this shit
feels bad man
but due to his personality being utter shite,
jeremy meeks was a in a gang, was dealing drugs and beat a teenager to almost death. women campaigned for him to get released early from prison and he became a multimillionaire.
did this good personality save him or his looks?
keep on coping.
lighten up
Thanks for winning the argument for me, lad.
The other lad will still take the bait from you, I'm sure.
Doing a nun up the bum
Shall be discretely handing this card to a few lucky ladies
no problem, glad i could school you.
i'd tell you to seek god but you'd probably want him to shove a dildo up your arse
blud calls his right hand a nun
that'll be your face on judgement day young man if you don't repent
You can't uncope a coper.
Why they include a dirty hippie in the Muppet Show?
big night of shagging planned mate?
God gets the last laugh in the end.
no, i'm laughing at copers.
Think I'll finally play the last of us.
I won't watch the tv show
the actress is very very ugly
not even maisie ugly hot
just awfully awfully weird looking and ugly
haha alright mate enjoy x
Skyprop
actress
they're non-binary akshually (and autistic)
they tend to squeak around this time of day
Lads
I've got a FIRST date with a girl at half 8 and the restaurant says "BYOB: Bring your own Booze"
I don't drink - does this mean I need to bring booze in order to get in or is the booze optional?
blasphemy porn
my favourite pornslut did this recently, I felt like shit watching and spaffing to it. post nut clarity had me down for a while. something in your spirit is telling you it's wrong lad, heed it' warning
It's run by muslims and they dont want to touch it.
damn my haircut looking sexy af
those turks did me good my boii
made some absolutely cracking posts over the years that got zero (You)s
It means bring your own booze
muslims drink
Fuck it I feel too tired to go out tonight, just gonna hang with the /brit/ boys till I watch a film and fall asleep
I’d bake Emma Watson’s poo into a pie.
This is the face of copers when they realise all that good will and "personality" doesn't save them at the age of 48 when they get divorced, half of his assets taken away and his children's custody removed.
They'll just move onto another cope.
Oh good you're here because I have a suggestion for you, you should use that scene from Soulja Boy's Crank That with the black Superman as a reaction image.
what kind of shit restaurant doesn't serve alcohol
I felt like shit watching and spaffing to it
You should do. You've earned yourself at least a few decades spent in penance in purgatory.
No, you can get in without any
But maybe ask the girl (if you're not on a date with a girl then please castrate yourself, lad) if she has a preference to what she'd like as you don't drink
Fucking kek
thanks for that, lad
she is going to hell
If you want to drink alcohol you should bring it with you but beware there could be a corkage fee
not out in the open
going to watch the sweeney me
you don't drink at all?
why not just post it
mad how good the drumming is on don't you (forget about me)
Beers of the kingdom
talk more about sucking breastmilk of your wife
our prisons aren't full of them because of systemic islamophobia
tons of them are degenerate pieces of shit
Let me know if it’s any good. Undecided what I’ll watch
HEY
HEY
HEY
HEEEEEEEY
bro thinks this is chatgpt
Manchester Piccadilly is a grim station. Birmingham New Street hard mogs it
you dont get put into prison for drinking alcohol in this country achmed.
it wasn't on the first page of google so I gave up but still I think it would be right up your alley
ngl I'm naked right now
it's not even that hot but I'm naked
shut the fuck up
'dines on toast down the hatch
I've already punished myself enough. I ruined a good JAV wank to hoping onto to that blasphemous shite
I know
not what i said, mahmoud
bet its grim when you pull your kegs down
of course it's good, it's john thaw and dennis waterman
our prisons aren't full of them because of systemic islamophobia
tons of them are degenerate pieces of shit
copers look at this and think this is the best they'll ever get
Speaking of different cultures, lads
Why is it that for some fucking reason, Eastern European Sadhbhs seem to have massive fucking chebs?
mad how rozane gay and claudine gay are related
literally a gay nigga mafia
would you rather spend your savings renting your flat until another job comes or move back home and save your money there until the next job comes?
Literally every time I log on, no matter what time of day, Ziedbelg and DTFIC are here arguing amongst themselves and being totally ignored by everyone else
move home obviously not spending my savings on landlordberg's rent
move home i have no savings
skinny yardie goons are showering and showing off batondem live on facetime for katy
copers can do better than that blasphemous whore, but fuck does she kiss and swing her hips good
neither of them have lives
spainnonce and heathermong are sat in here all day too
skinny birds don't do it for me
bender
grim
where is everyone
the more you pray for others, snowball effect
snowballs melt
mental how I have no mates and I'm wasting my youth
QRD on how to order a pint at the pub/tavern properly
truthnuke
Miss placed my phone charger. Hope it’s in my car. Will have to head out shortly to check.
been there and done that
God will repay those years lost
ask for cider pints if the weather is nice
already over for you lad get settled in
jesus christ rorke
couple of pints at the pub
second can at home about to be opened
had two fags
feeling grand lads it friday fuck toil
like hi!
This chart makes copers cope so hard.
and the tunes?
give them a short, sharp shock, dig it?
find it mental how gays are so against feet stuff
I get instablocked by any femboy who I ask for feet pics from
braincell killer juice and cancer sticks
welcome home double digit IQ mong
good lad
would really like to know what these canslands look like
seen a few yung uns at the off license buying cans in joggers and a hodie
reckon you're like that
The beautiful hapa wife
It’s ok lad soon you will be in your 30 with no mates and your youth gone.
timmy's crush
nationwide adolescence hubs powered by AI and free at the point of use
mandatory viewing in schools
DVDs of adolescence sent to every home and inside is a sticker that reads "I've seen it", but it's not a sticker, it's a facemask
Ironically going to go out in trackies and a hoodie to get the cans chips in a bit, lad
you seen her facialabuse video?
it's time to move on rorke
“Hello barkeep/ tavern proprietor”
“I should like very much for one pint of your finest ale”
“Cheers”
bit of depeche mode tonight
black people
based lad enjoy it im on the third can of lager myself
me on the left
yes
did you cum?
White Men are treated like terrorists simply for being White
I go out on Friday night and I come home on Saturday morning
feet up and relaaax
grim
used to think that black mirror episode with some retard blue dog that takes over the country was the shittest one but it's turned out to be most realistic
i didnt masturbate to it, just watched the show
If you're sober: know what the fuck you want. guinness gest ordered first if there's more than one drink
Otherwise, if drunk and doing more than 3-4 drinks: make a list on your phone and just show it to the bar staff
And lad, I swear to fuck, if you go to the bar staff with 'ummm what do you want' as you turn to your friend, I will throw a fucking can at you, lad.
just watched the show
Who's this lovely flower?
the rizz
very nice enjoy
she's dead now
least deviant female
How's it evening x
Hi there how are you
what site is that?
what is your default opening message for birds on dating apps?
good lads
virgin freak
woman saying mate
hi how are you
can i know?
might pop down to teaco for some treats
Stop swearing right now
Ah, the spaino method of seduction
'alri luv, fancy a few bevvies and a shag? I'm buying the bevvies'
thought it was grindr
i dont say anything they come to me
why didn't she block him?
can i know?
Do you have any more of these?
Can I know
And the very latest from Mumsnet?
i think it's tagged or hi5 or some other runtish little app that got btfo by tinder
must be a reason why im king of my castle
Shy, demure geisha girls slowly peeling back their panties
I have literally never watched anything on BBC4
What even goes on over there
peng weather
peng birds outside
slagposting
can't take it in my smelly bedroom any more lads
need to get back in the gym, get Anon Babble, and go shag some slags or I'm going to go doopin' mental
teaco
chatting to user girlWhoBreaksAllTheRules on Grindr
popping down the teaco
Toil idea: approach the new Sadhbh at the toil and ask her 'hi there, how are you? May I know' while staring at her massive chebs
whenever i see a modest, prudish, do-goody woman with kids i imagine what it was like for her getting rammed for the purposes of having children
Can we have sexy women in videogames again?
sorry lad it's too late to start. Maybe next year yeah?
ukadultwork
I'm not starting new mate I've got God's gift to man (muscle memory) to aid me
Shall be ottermode by midsummer
your first mistake was going on Anon Babble
anyone here suck breasmilk of there gf
sucking off a fag
It never even began for me tbqh
Mental seeing young people go through the same phases I went to. Want to help them get out of them fast but they need to make their own mistakes.
and hebes too
got a fag in my mouth right now
which phases were they?
my life has just been one phase and that's being an autistic freak
Where can I buy fags online?
smoke-king
fags.com
I FEAR THAT I AM ORDINARY
JUST LIKE EVERYONE
I was too socially retarded until about the end uni. I technically shagged two girls but I had absolutely no idea what I was doing then.
every generation thinks this.
every generation tries to help the younger generation out
the younger generation fights back.
it's just how it is.
tell a zoomer girl she shouldn't sleep around because it will cause issues for you later down the road and she will sleep with every boy out of spite.
lovely fags
smelly ugly freaks fuck too you know
based father ted poster
Friday night. Why are you here?
In my smelly room.
dem yutes is exercising dey quick twitch muscles
Mum who killed baby in 1998 gets suspended sentence
refuse to get mad about this like the redditors are
yeah
no chance
omg he isnt paying out the arse for extortianate beers
I'm very handsome and I smell nice
I'm just Auschwitz mode and simply can't muster any courage without having a muscular suit of armour
what are your plans this evening?
redditors are not mad, they support her.
bane?
i love how being outside is the end all and be all of everything.
the only times i enjoyed being on a night out was with friends.
you don't need courage just chill out man anyway there'll be other sunny fridays enjoy a night on the chon
ktim except I shagged about 8 girls because I hyperfocused on looksmaxxing and learning how to talk to women
Didn't focus on my interpersonal skills at all because I wasn't even self-aware of my autism, so I was still an autistic freak the whole time I just knew how to put up a convincing mask of a normie shagger when on a date
have you seen all the downvoted and deleted comments mate?
try again.
based
any prolapsed urethra man in?
nightmare blunt rotation
had this with some twitter bot/scammer who wanted me to commission some shit art
sorry i dunno how reddit works i'm just reading the top ones
I have no friends and I have no conceivable way of making any outside of becoming a Christian which wouldn't be something I genuinely want to do for the sake of it
far too many indians really
just been outside wiejme ie ti the bhinbel
Alexa, load up the Indians getting hit by trains compilation for me please
remember when elong was le zany blunt man
nigga if you're going to treat religion like a social club, just join an actual club then you can be sinful at the same time
india is a bioweapon and ethnic protectionism is going to happen, it will scare the hoes at first but it will happen
yeah but christians believe in the whole everyone can be forgiven whereas normies are repelled by my evil incel freak presence
went down to the beach and saw Kiki
del GATO
trip to the beach :)
heaven is a halfpipe
start giving myself little tasks do do throughout the day
reward at the end is to lay down in front of the tele and mong out guilt free
the mong out bit is now becoming instantly boring
not sure if this is a good thing or not
i boil eggs in my kettle
fight me
me and the lads
the so-called lads
costs more if you have access to gas
just watch films mate
currently working through kurosawa's work myself x
i don't
i have an electric stove
picking bits and pieces out my nose
then putting them in my mouth
been doing this for nigh on 25 years
any good movies out recently?
i think the aura you give off depends what you believe about yourself, not what you outwardly present yourself as
i need a bird immediately
losing my nut without regular shags
I guess but I'm genuinely awful in social interactions, I draw blanks constantly and just kind of awkwardly be silent instead of anything because I can never think of what to say
no good arcades anymore
because of woke
corpse
imagine being brown
what a shit life that must be
gay bussy boys x
did u know zimbabwe has the highest traffic-related death rate
but i bet india is the worst for non-lethal collisions because their roads are batshit
little white boy getting replaced by us LMAO
the fish and 'za with a free lemon slice has arrived
done a nasty poo and it smells like vomit
poozza
are those poo specks
local crypto scammer/self help mong that went to my school and has a following of other mongs who follow his advice on “hustling and investing” has now lost all his shit and is having a melty online about it lol
my dad always did say gambling was a mugs game
brown this
white that
why is brit full of fucking mongs?
Fucking Hell lad
You're making me want to get pizza and chips
even if there were no whites on earth being brown would still be a grim fate
you’re all hideous and short and your skin looks putrid
Secret papers reveal new details about Andrew's ties to Chinese 'spy'
Yep get that news reported late on a Friday night, that's fine
sexooo
you going to cut the fish up and put it on the 'za?
Imagine if he hangs himself in his smelly bedroom
gf eating kfc popcorn chicken
can't handle the spice
I mean genuinely wtf
how do people have spice levels of literally 0%
bet they're gasping for air if someone dares put some paprika down or summat too
ghastly mongs
why is russell brand being charged such big news literally who cares
haha he love his food
who cares
blogs about it
sigh
my sister does this too, it’s an affectation, entirely in their head
if i make pasta and put paprika in it she moans at me for making it too spicy
Is she drugged?
michelle trachtenberg is DEAD and NONE OF YOU EVEN CARE
go be a moody cunt in your own countries thread you insufferable freak
yeah that's the half naked body if a woman who looks dead
My brother's like this, he never eats anything even slightly spicy so when he does end up eating something with spice it's the hottest thing ever to him
first time ive been in the red on my stocks and shares isa
my autistic brother really likes macaroni cheese, i tell him constantly that he should add pepper to add contrast but he just says it's "spiky" and rejects it
good for the old pound cost averaging though isn't it
wow some really big men in this thread, they can handle the medium sauce and paprika
just stop saying stupid shit
fuck it we ball
stock babies cry because a red line says their money is red when none of this will matter in 5 years when its increased tenfold.
we had action man, zoomies have this
*walks into nandos and skips the queue at the counter*
butterfly chicken to take away please mate, with extra hot sauce
*every bird in the gaff gets wet and I pick your gf and walk out with her on my arm while I scoff my spicy chicken*
later losers x
“zoomies” are 1997-2012
the children this film is marketed for is not “zoomers”
fucking mong don’t even know what you’re talking about
reality: he gets battered by four black people dying to get their chicken wings
aww, is the zoomie upset that young zoomers exist now and you get all clumped together?
Sorry I didn't specify, this happened in Stratford-upon-Avon nandos where there are no black people, or browns for that matter
you’ve been done
no one's trying to be hard they're just standard ingredients
I'd buy this if it shelfwarms and gets to $5
embellishing a poo