Americhuds have gone insane
Americhuds have gone insane
the penguins were ripping us off
they were making us look like a joke
We're fucking retarded. We voted for a treasonous conman who literally promised to destroy the economy and alienate our allies.
10% of your fish, penguins
insha'Allah those kneeless freak will pay.
kek
My honest reaction
Is this guy senile?
McDonald islands
Noooo, not the burger.
WE TARIFFED BURGER?!
Mcdonald islands
He thinks they're selling burgers
McDonald island
those snow niggers need a taste of American patriotism and freedom
I’m assuming there are shell companies based there
They have feathers, not shells
Cool, now i have to export my fish to China and risk the Chinese getting hungry and eating me instead. Fuck my life.
lmao
insane
Its just the fact that the politicians governing the American Union right now are guided by idealism instead of materialism.
A materialist politican would aknowledge the fact that american manufacture has lost against chinese manufacture. He would find ways to remediate it withint the boundaries of capitalism, such as encouraging unionanization and workers' rights, thus prompting american capitalist to invest heavily in machinery and R+D
Instead, trumpist believe they can fix their issue with the force of a pen and nationalism.
You don't buy Penguin ice cream in your country?
served in a jockstrap
Putting tariff on McDonalds??? How un American
He made Biden look smarter than Einstein.
Eggs have shells, don't let those penguin bastards fool you, they might have feathers now but they all come from shells
Eggs are probably cheaper there so they gotta pay their fair share.
No we buy Penguin bars
based
The bird war saga continues.
Australians lost against the Emos.
China won against the sparrows.
Let's see how the USA fares.
wtf these are tim tams
why don't we eat those?
I knew I'd get a reply from an Aussie,
The biscuit was created by Ian Norris. During 1958 he took a world trip looking for inspiration for new products. While travelling in Britain, he found the Penguin biscuit and decided to try to "make a better one".
Never had a tim tam myself even after Boris claiming we'd get them, Penguins are pretty plain and uninteresting honestly I haven't had one since I was a child.
What we were doing was letting china send us amazon crap in exchange for numbers on a screen and then looking for good excuses to write off that debt or inflate it away (covid)
Love a penguin me. Free joke on every wrapper an all.
China will rise and there's nothing you or orange hitler can do to stop it. Rather than try to fight it, America could have gotten rich off of China's rise but now we'll lose everything.
I'm already preparing for the bread riots.
fuuuuck. this can't be real. for fucks sake *punches wall*
The glaciers where they live are too icy for humanpipo
10% tariff against McDonald islands
You get them on the Falklands
>China won against the sparrows.
10 million Chinese casualties
based and magapilled
Yeah, that's a decisive victory.
DECISIVE victory
But why can't you raise them in AMERICA?
Whatever you say boss
Did you know that even the Falklands has an immigration problem? There are a load of Africans living there that are poor and need help from the state, it's hilarious.
Falklands you said?
Your own govt brought them there. They offered fucking Zimbabweans "job offers" in the islands to be used as human cannon fodder to remove land mines from the war. The ones who survived remained there
you can’t tariff penguins because uhh sweetie you just can’t
it’s called sending a message
kek why do they put an 82% tariff on US goods?
We should send them all to Buenos Aires
That's neat you have your own Lampedusa
they should honestly just lift the tariffs on America if they really wanted to avoid the reciprocal tariffs...
Nah, they're good on the Fucklands. Here they'll starve. In fact we should send bolivians there so they can have a prosperous life
Bodied those penguin freaks
and in göteborgs open air zoo. i want to put this on the record
Those are mega bs percentages they're literally our trade deficit with the cunt divided by our imports from the cunt. Which does not have any direct relationship with their tariff rates
Best I can tell, the thinks trade deficits are bad because they have the word 'deficit' in them.
youtu.be
Finally the answer to that old question: US TARIFFS!
USAID turned the freakin' penguins gay, or something
sites.tufts.edu
they dont that column has absolutely nothing to do with tariffs despite its header
Trump leaves no loopholes to exploit
"haha he's retarded"
He put different tariffs on Australia and an external Australian territory
Why Mcdonald islands have a government if they are only populated by penguins
That will teach those liberal penguins.
penguins took over the mcdonalds islands? Quick jd start one of your based group chats and bomb them to pieces we must liberate the happy meals we must do it nobody knows more about happy meals than me
I don't know which is funnier, the penguin tariffs or the tariffs on the British Indian Ocean Territory which is only inhabited by American soldiers in the Diego Garcia base.
actually, now that you mention, it makes some kind of sense, i imagine several companies would move to the islands mentioned in the OP, and start exporting to the US, free from tariffs
in a way, those companies would unironically inhabit those islands, endangering the ecosystem there.
Dem PINGUINS are Ripping us of! They dominate the book market. Now ah can only read the newspaper cartoon but the still ripping us of.
penguin allies
Yeah I'm sure companies are just itching to move to one the most remote places on Earth with no infrastructure. Anyway the islands are an Australian territory so specifying that they have a lower rate than the rest of Australia makes them more attractive, not less.
imagine several companies would move to the islands
That would get quite crammed.
i have heard that in chinse letters penguin is "business goose"
Those penguins must be communist or something
Shag Islet
What happens there?
McDonald Islands
is this a late April 1st joke or do they actually exist
you greatly underestimate how far companies are willing to go in order to save a couple pennies
Meet me there in a hour and find out ;)
Penguins are taking American jobs and factories
All these tariffd are a nothing burger, he didn't even say anything concrete. I fully believe he's either going to
A) lift these sanctions on certain countries after some meaningless concessions (think south korea promising to buy more american light bulbs or whatever)
B) all pf these tariffs target specific industries in tariffed countries instead of the whole economy, so the tariffed products are only a tiny percentage of what US imports
This is just another PR strongman stunt for his retarded voterbase
No, these are blanket tariffs (there are also other tariffs on specific industries)
KOWALSKI STATUS REPORT.
A subtle jab at the communists in the free software community from the 5D chess master...
Our response, Linuxbros?
Who cares, he will back down from them just like he backed down from tariffs on Canada
Okay chinkywinky
Oh behave!
You can't "move there", it's a small uninhabited archipelago closer to Antarctica than any other continent. It's been visited by less than 300 people over the course of human history.
drumpf absolutely mindbroke the entire world kek