/cum/ Canuckia Estados Unidos Mehico(please come back ;_;)

no jason

no schizopoo threadcuck

actually I guess this is a decent thread

True

Okay, I'll use this thread then

Yeah unfortunately you're still here redditleaf

nvm now they're both here

...Why hasn't Trump walked back tariffs yet like he did the last 2 times?

lots of shitboxes driving down the street today for some reason

He's "liberating"

the tariffs did not include canada, wtf? greatest allies after all?

I remember really liking Wolfenstein The New Order

imagine having a classic VW and letting this happen to it

watching The Wind Rises it's very good

play wolf 3d too

Already played all the old boomer shooters back in the early 2000s

even blake stone?

He respects Carney and maybe some Republicans are telling him to chill out on Canada.

Here comes Santa clause here comes Santa clause right down Santa clause lane

Played that on steam like 4 years ago actually

may this thread be permanently cursed

Currently being stood up for a date

youtube.com/watch?v=kVoctNl4n00

Your own fault for not being able to tell she would do that

Peeper

Are you sad

#winning

No its a tinder girl i was talking to for 2 days

How did you guys overcome childhood trauma? I’ve already tried drowning it in substances but I’m thinking that’s actually not a good thing to do.

Time to buy in
#winning

this is fine

Remember that time spinster told the recovering addict that he has her permission to relapse

Give me something niggas

something something listening to taylor swift in a coffee shop

Intense self hatred. If I make it my own fault I'm such a wreck I don't have to think about anything that happened or the damage that might've been averted.

dance monkey dance

skip her

you ran into me with your cart on the clearance beige home accents aisle at target

That's basically what flirting is though
If you're dating up and she's dating down then you better be a good dancing monkey

oil trough, arkansas

Yeah, I know what you mean. I can relate to that but my usual strategy is more about dissociating and separating completely from reality.

China: 34% (charges U.S. 67%)

European Union: 20% (charges U.S. 39%)

Vietnam: 46% (charges U.S 90%)

Taiwan: 32% (charges U.S. 64%)

Japan: 24% (charges U.S. 46%)

India: 26% (charges U.S. 52%)

South Korea: 25% (charges U.S. 50%)

Thailand: 36% (charges U.S. 72%)

Switzerland: 31% (charges U.S. 61%)

Indonesia: 32% (charges U.S. 64%)

Malaysia: 24% (charges U.S. 47%)

Cambodia: 49% (charges U.S. 97%)

United Kingdom: 10% (charges U.S. 10%)

South Africa: 30% (charges U.S. 60%)

Brazil: 10% (charges U.S. 10%)

Bangladesh: 37% (charges U.S. 74%)

Singapore: 10% (charges U.S. 10%)

Israel: 17% (charges U.S. 33%)

Philippines: 17% (charges U.S. 34%)

Chile: 10% (charges U.S. 10%)

Australia: 10% (charges U.S. 10%)

Pakistan: 29% (charges U.S. 58%)

Turkey: 10% (charges U.S. 10%)

Sri Lanka: 44% (charges U.S. 88%)

Colombia: 10% (charges U.S. 10%)

Peru: 10% (charges U.S. 10%)

Nicaragua: 18% (charges U.S. 36%)

Norway: 15% (charges U.S. 30%)

Costa Rica: 10% (charges U.S. 17%)

Jordan: 20% (charges U.S. 40%)

Dominican Republic: 10% (charges U.S. 10%)

United Arab Emirates: 10% (charges U.S. 10%)

New Zealand: 10% (charges U.S. 20%)

Argentina: 10% (charges U.S. 10%)

Ecuador: 10% (charges U.S. 12%)

Guatemala: 10% (charges U.S. 10%)

Honduras: 10% (charges U.S. 10%)

Madagascar: 47% (charges U.S. 93%)

Myanmar (Burma): 44% (charges U.S. 88%)

Tunisia: 28% (charges U.S. 55%)

Kazakhstan: 27% (charges U.S. 54%)

Serbia: 37% (charges U.S. 74%)

Egypt: 10% (charges U.S. 10%)

Saudi Arabia: 10% (charges U.S. 10%)

El Salvador: 10% (charges U.S. 10%)

Côte d’Ivoire: 21% (charges U.S. 41%)

Laos: 48% (charges U.S. 95%)

Botswana: 37% (charges U.S. 74%)

Trinidad and Tobago: 10% (charges U.S. 12%)

Morocco: 10% (charges U.S. 10%)

Algeria: 30% (charges U.S. 59%)

Oman: 10% (charges U.S. 10%)

Uruguay: 10% (charges U.S. 10%)

Santa Claus, Indiana

Woke capitalism is over
Racist capitalism is here

Bahamas: 10% (charges U.S. 10%)

Lesotho: 50% (charges U.S. 99%)

Ukraine: 10% (charges U.S. 10%)

Bahrain: 10% (charges U.S. 10%)

Qatar: 10% (charges U.S. 10%)

Mauritius: 40% (charges U.S. 80%)

Fiji: 32% (charges U.S. 63%)

Iceland: 10% (charges U.S. 10%)

Kenya: 10% (charges U.S. 10%)

Liechtenstein: 37% (charges U.S. 73%)

Guyana: 38% (charges U.S. 76%)

Haiti: 10% (charges U.S. 10%)

Bosnia and Herzegovina: 35% (charges U.S. 70%)

Nigeria: 14% (charges U.S. 27%)

Namibia: 21% (charges U.S. 42%)

Brunei: 24% (charges U.S. 47%)

Bolivia: 10% (charges U.S. 20%)

Panama: 10% (charges U.S. 10%)

Venezuela: 15% (charges U.S. 29%)

North Macedonia: 33% (charges U.S. 65%)

Ethiopia: 10% (charges U.S. 10%)

Ghana: 10% (charges U.S. 17%)

Moldova: 31% (charges U.S. 61%)

Angola: 32% (charges U.S. 63%)

Democratic Republic of the Congo: 11% (charges U.S. 22%)

Jamaica: 10% (charges U.S. 10%)

Mozambique: 16% (charges U.S. 31%)

Paraguay: 10% (charges U.S. 10%)

Zambia: 17% (charges U.S. 33%)

Lebanon: 10% (charges U.S. 10%)

Tanzania: 10% (charges U.S. 10%)

Iraq: 39% (charges U.S. 78%)

Georgia: 10% (charges U.S. 10%)

Senegal: 10% (charges U.S. 10%)

Azerbaijan: 10% (charges U.S. 10%)

Cameroon: 11% (charges U.S. 22%)

Uganda: 10% (charges U.S. 20%)

Albania: 10% (charges U.S. 10%)

Armenia: 10% (charges U.S. 10%)

Nepal: 10% (charges U.S. 10%)

Sint Maarten: 10% (charges U.S. 10%)

Falkland Islands: 41% (charges U.S. 82%)

Gabon: 10% (charges U.S. 10%)

Kuwait: 10% (charges U.S. 10%)

Togo: 10% (charges U.S. 10%)

Suriname: 10% (charges U.S. 10%)

Belize: 10% (charges U.S. 10%)

Papua New Guinea: 10% (charges U.S. 15%)

Malawi: 17% (charges U.S. 34%)

Liberia: 10% (charges U.S. 10%)

British Virgin Islands: 10% (charges U.S. 10%)

Afghanistan: 10% (charges U.S. 49%)

Zimbabwe: 18% (charges U.S. 35%)

Benin: 10% (charges U.S. 10%)

Barbados: 10% (charges U.S. 10%)

Monaco: 10% (charges U.S. 10%)

Syria: 41% (charges U.S. 81%)

Bruh stfu

Uzbekistan: 10% (charges U.S. 10%)

Republic of the Congo: 10% (charges U.S. 10%)

Djibouti: 10% (charges U.S. 10%)

French Polynesia: 10% (charges U.S. 10%)

Cayman Islands: 10% (charges U.S. 10%)

Kosovo: 10% (charges U.S. 10%)

Curaçao: 10% (charges U.S. 10%)

Vanuatu: 22% (charges U.S. 44%)

Rwanda: 10% (charges U.S. 10%)

Sierra Leone: 10% (charges U.S. 10%)

Mongolia: 10% (charges U.S. 10%)

San Marino: 10% (charges U.S. 10%)

Antigua and Barbuda: 10% (charges U.S. 10%)

Bermuda: 10% (charges U.S. 10%)

Eswatini: 10% (charges U.S. 10%)

Marshall Islands: 10% (charges U.S. 10%)

Saint Pierre and Miquelon: 50% (charges U.S. 99%)

Saint Kitts and Nevis: 10% (charges U.S. 10%)

Turkmenistan: 10% (charges U.S. 10%)

Grenada: 10% (charges U.S. 10%)

Sudan: 10% (charges U.S. 10%)

Turks and Caicos Islands: 10% (charges U.S. 10%)

Aruba: 10% (charges U.S. 10%)

Montenegro: 10% (charges U.S. 10%)

Saint Helena: 10% (charges U.S. 15%)

Kyrgyzstan: 10% (charges U.S. 10%)

Yemen: 10% (charges U.S. 10%)

Saint Vincent and the Grenadines: 10% (charges U.S. 10%)

Niger: 10% (charges U.S. 10%)

Saint Lucia: 10% (charges U.S. 10%)

Nauru: 30% (charges U.S. 59%)

Equatorial Guinea: 13% (charges U.S. 25%)

Iran: 10% (charges U.S. 10%)

Libya: 31% (charges U.S. 61%)

Samoa: 10% (charges U.S. 10%)

Guinea: 10% (charges U.S. 10%)

Timor-Leste: 10% (charges U.S. 10%)

Montserrat: 10% (charges U.S. 10%)

Chad: 13% (charges U.S. 26%)

Mali: 10% (charges U.S. 10%)

Maldives: 10% (charges U.S. 10%)

Tajikistan: 10% (charges U.S. 10%)

Cabo Verde: 10% (charges U.S. 10%)

Burundi: 10% (charges U.S. 10%)

Guadeloupe: 10% (charges U.S. 10%)

Bhutan: 10% (charges U.S. 10%)

Martinique: 10% (charges U.S. 10%)

Tonga: 10% (charges U.S. 10%)

Mauritania: 10% (charges U.S. 10%)

Dominica: 10% (charges U.S. 10%)

Micronesia: 10% (charges U.S. 10%)

Gambia: 10% (charges U.S. 10%)

French Guiana: 10% (charges U.S. 10%)

Christmas Island: 10% (charges U.S. 10%)

Andorra: 10% (charges U.S. 10%)

Central African Republic: 10% (charges U.S. 10%)

Solomon Islands: 10% (charges U.S. 10%)

Mayotte: 10% (charges U.S. 10%)

Anguilla: 10% (charges U.S. 10%)

Cocos (Keeling) Islands: 10% (charges U.S. 10%)

Eritrea: 10% (charges U.S. 10%)

Cook Islands: 10% (charges U.S. 10%)

South Sudan: 10% (charges U.S. 10%)

Comoros: 10% (charges U.S. 10%)

Kiribati: 10% (charges U.S. 10%)

São Tomé and Príncipe: 10% (charges U.S. 10%)

Norfolk Island: 29% (charges U.S. 58%)

Gibraltar: 10% (charges U.S. 10%)

Tuyalu: 10% (charges U.S. 10%)

British Indian Ocean Territory: 10% (charges U.S. 10%)

Tokelau: 10% (charges U.S. 10%)

Guinea-Bissau: 10% (charges U.S. 10%)

Svalbard and Jan Mayen: 10% (charges U.S. 10%)

Heard and McDonald Islands: 10% (charges U.S. 10%)

Réunion: 37% (charges U.S. 73%)

arkansas and tenessee are about to be completely wrecked by tornados

I was like that through my teens and early 20s, still get like that on bad days. Wish I had better advice.

Don't make us sorry, you won't like us when we're sorry.

I'm putting off becoming an hero because I have a trip booked for next month (I was gonna do it after I got back). But the word on the street is that martial law is going to be declared in just a few weeks. If I don't get to go on my trip, I'll just an hero then instead.

isn't it weird how tornado alley seems to have shifted a bit to the east

sorey

does anyone know how the republican and democratic parties shifted sides in terms of the left-right axis? like you know how during the civil war the republicans were the anti-slavery party who controlled the south, and vice versa for the democrats
and george wallace was in the running for democratic candidate in 1972

Yeah same here. I guess we’ll just have to keep building ourselves up for better tomorrows. I don’t have any better advice either.

sawry

the word on the street is that martial law is going to be declared in just a few weeks

Source: your ass.

*controlled the north

idk who remembers shit they taught us in 5th grade
it happened in the 1920s or so

but not when she demands it like that, to me that's a warning sign

I'm waiting for Marshalls law to be declared haha am I right fellow shoppers

did you not see the last sentence

On January 13, 1972, Wallace declared himself a Democratic candidate.

Wallace is remembered for his staunch segregationist and populist views

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Southern_strategy

U.S. history is so boring honestly

If you're actually interested Rick Perlstein has a well researched series on the transformation of the Republican party that answers your question. It has to do with the New Deal, the civil rights movement, the Cold War and industry in the South

Who, Musk?

McDonald islands got tariffed. America is collapsing

aint no way

You now remember Anthony Weiner

Made one.

bro wha

Jason edging into cuck fetishism

Grim

Karl Jobst jobbed to Billy Mitchell

can you believe gayson is a gay, tranny chasing literal cuckold? I can

You can't understand my post attacking cuckolds because you're a jeet.

It's funny because there are actual women who husbando Jason on other boards.

tonight's dinner

Eww

No they don't, don't try to get my hopes up. I am immune to the poison called hope.

Wtf are you talking about lol

post random pictures with no context

I don't want to get done in by the Jan Man for cross board raiding. Do research using his pics.

youtube.com/watch?v=PgagPdVM7bk

It's not "raiding" to link a post, you baboon.

New Donkey Kong game looks interesting

the numbers are all bullshit in a million different ways, like how they treat VAT in other countries as a tax on american goods. it's all so arbitrary, and even if the numbers had a basis in reality it's not like we're going to bring Indonesian sweatshop jobs back to the US paying white people $0.10/hr.
it's just straight up retardation.

omds

praying its not collectathon sloppa like odyssey and DK64

It is if a raid starts because of it.

funky white boys rule the world

It literally isn't, you orangutan.

Then investigate it yourself and post the link.

if more jobs payed 10 cents an hour, prices would go way down, no?

I accept your concession.

Misanthropy is the way to go.

You could be accepting those girls' confessions instead.

are you retarded

Do Americans really think jeets are White

see

I have personally been banned from this board for doing it.

you're retarded

take 10 seconds of critical thinking and consider how that's working out for countries currently paying their workers that much.

I'm telling the truth and you're too stupid to put the puzzle pieces together and facilitate the greatest moment in /cum/ history.

caterpillars are tearing up dadbergs cucumber plants

yeah but the u.s dollar is the most powerful currency, they get fucked because their countries have no say

What kind of plant is this?

strawberry plant

semenoculous peripari

they grow when you spread your seed on fertile soil

if you suck the boobies for long enough eventually the milk will come out

why do you think the u.s. dollar is the most powerful currency? lots of countries would love for their currency to replace it. they invest in the dollar for a specific reason. what reason do you think that is?

Wtf how did you know?

momberg is buying me a wizard 101 membership

because we put magical symbols on our money that gives it extra power

Strawberry for sure but that may be one of the ornamental varieties

my parents have one in the backyard

are you a wizard?

momberg is buying me a switch 2

hoping no /cum/mie lives in memphis

Bearbros, we must act now to stop this

fuck my god damn stupid ass big chungus life

cummin in memphis

cum in bum

I'm about to lose so much money because of this orange retard

storm wizard

so you're not a true wizard

So is everyone else

oh yes i am

I live a wholesome chungus life
All I need is a quirk chungus girlfriend

remember when the fallen leaves would form little mini-tornadoes

That still happens

just made one, for what? gonna turn into an icon for my flooper firefox fork browser that im now using

russia not sending their best

Got a job offer bros. 175k

it's spring dude

122k USD

meh

i'll make 250k USD if I moved to the US in the same company for the same position

I want a femcel gf to cook me steak and broccoli and cuddle with

Imagine getting attacked by a lion

jesus

Who cares about 80 dollars? It's not like 90 dollars is even that much, anyways. You can just cook food instead of buying takeout a few nights a month and save up 100 dollars easily. Only poor people would complain about spending 110 dollars on one video game.

i love oingo boingo

car makes a fucking awful noise when I come to a stop or go over a speed bump

Nervous driving for like a month now

Fuck fuck fuck

Research motor mount replacements

Get a quote from a shop it's crazy expensive

Yesterday

Discover I left a thermos bottle full of water under the passenger seat

Remove it

Sound gone

Fuck!

I guess I’m kind of a fag in some ways.

just put some new furniture on my shotty and ripped a big ass fart too

Ford to begin discounts on vehicles in the US starting on April 10th

wait I thought tariffs raised prices

Shorty with the shotty limpin like he got a bad back

instead of 35000 for a new f150, its only 33999!

cope

you WILL finance 98% of it and you WILL pay 7% on the principle, stop being so antisemitic.

My rice will be ready any minute now, bros

its a fucking monster

Nissan Motor to suspend Mexican manufacturing centers

kek it was really that easy

EF4

reminder that trump had to beg them to not raise the prices

Ford is doing that because no one is buying new vehicles because they raised their prices to absurd levels during COVID and refused to lower them. It's just a marketing ploy.

Their trucks are shit too lol.

Probably hit the breakers tomorrow

i heard ford has some weird setup where the dealers are able to cuck everyone on pricing and corporate has little to no control on prices or availability of cheaper models

I like them
youtube.com/watch?v=yuxss1kBQWw

Dad just said he's ordering pizza. I asked for a SMALL meat lovers.

that looks just like my microwave

wait how is crashing your own economy a good idea? is 2scoopz playing 9D backgammon now?

All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a Thousand Enemies, and whenever they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you, digger, listener, runner, prince with the swift warning. Be cunning and full of tricks and your people shall never be destroyed.

praise frith

As a lover of capitalism cyberpunk is giving me some good ideas

robotvacuumberg keeps getting stuck on things.

sun's almost down
gonna take another walk to the conveni to get some snus and smoke a joint on the way back

I don't think I like being gay very much

They have one fucking job and they always find a way to not do it. If I didn't have to live with momberg my robotvacuumberg would have 0 obstacles and 100% productivity

ummmmm guys? how do we stop this?

i did change the icon, very nice

Stop treating grown women like children. Stop telling young boys that rape actually isnt rape if it happens to them.
Cut school administrative jobs and use the money to increase teacher pay while implementing more rigorous hiring standards.

At first, when I see you cry
Yeah, it makes me smile
Yeah, it makes me smile
At worst, I feel bad for a while
But then I just smile
I go ahead and smile

youtu.be/Kb7lAMjFuA0?si=ivZtii-QZRLfR6cs&t=31

why did everyone have to learn what a tariff and cusma is this shit is so gay

woah cool it with the antisemitic remarks there big fella

cusma balls

youtube.com/watch?v=zmF9OiQkT4Q

youtube.com/watch?v=d50EXVUzm_E
BRanon this has become my new favorite song on my new favorite album, can you recommend more like it? The guy's voice is just exquisite

2 weeks nofap

at mcdonalds

cashier girl staring an awful lot

upgrades my fries to a large for free

should i have tried to fuck her? i dont really have social skills but would it have been weird to ask for the number in this situation or what

first ever attempt at making a pie crust from scratch.

Trump is a faggot

he has only married women

Looks good

mmmm, pecan soup

it's real rustic

He probably sucked his cousins dick as a kid, many boys do that

i never did that

Super projection right here

def shouldve gotten insta

youre delusional

he was at many of roy cohns gay sex parties though

I'm a stinky pinky

If the apprentice movie is real he went to gay sex parties at roy cohn's house frequently

only to watch i doubt he participated

I kissed my cousin when we were kids. She's a girl tho

based, i'm also a gay sex voyeur

looks yum, good job buddy

They're trying to meme Carney as a tough guy taking on Trump but I just listened to him talk for 5 minutes and he said nothing about what we were going to do

Noooo my cerveza de Mexicano

maturity is realizing happy feet is a better film than surf's up

its called cerveza cristal, chud

it pisses me off that zoomers use the madagascar penguin to represent linux instead of tux

walk taken
snus acquired
joint smoked
feeling excellent

Both are garbage

maturity is more like none of that shit matters

wrong

TZD

Wall E is a great movie

You browse reddit

For me it's A Bugz Life

proof?

I'm probably one of the few people here who can honestly say I do not browse reddit, ever.

Yes I do, it's actually has good local posts about my city

a couple of years ago I watched this 20 minute video of some schizo talking about how penguins aren't real. It was pretty funny. I can't find the original video anymore, but there are a few debunking videos about it as if it's something that needs debunking

Any of you fine gentlemen have the Mommy Milkies poem handy?

search i tried linux on youtube and look at the thumbnailss

I love penguins

Danny elfman is a god but he himself doesn't look favorably on his work with oingo boingo. I like there stuff too though

there's an entire schizo movement about how birds aren't real and how they're spy robots and shit

really I just lump it all together with flat earthers and the rest of that trash.

wow, that film really resonated with them

They're right you know

momberg fell asleep before i could ask her what credit card i could use

Penguins have no natural land predators in their native Antarctic environment, which is why they don't exhibit fear of humans or other animals.

i've been trying to find this channel from ~2010 that was run by this old, crazy reactionary black guy who made dozens of videos ranting about politics and the "afro-american negro" but it seems to have totally disappeared

It's a meme you dip

youtube.com/watch?v=U0W_rpvm3Ys
NOOOOOOOOOO

youtube.com/watch?v=BhcvByl_Apg

they get shredded by Orcas and Leopard seals all the time nigga what are you talking about

What will you do if your momberg is no more?

No way cape penguins don't have a land predator

He will continue to live with her until someone does a wellness check and finds the body

stop stealing our jobs or else!

land predator retard

On Antarctican land

I heard penguins think humans are some kind of pengin because bipedal

what is happening

nothing

muskrat wasnt able to cut their power

burger

they have their own manchin

Rand isn't even a shadow of his father

might have corndogs for din din

Do you think Ron would be pro-tariff?

Would Ron support the tariffs?

Dinner in bed.

Why would a Libertarian support tariffs?

He would do what the fuck I want him to do

Of course not, he does ebin Austrian economics

rhinos

no lol

seals don't live on land? checkmate faget.

New

Too late sorry canucky

the US is a mess, i bet trump is gonna punish them