/brit/

Premature ejaculation edition

arsed up my life big style

wanked up my life

got the dhoop cones on
nag champa

another bastarding week in my spaffstain of a life

another twatting week in my jizzstain of a life

nth for the holodem

heathermongo fuming

Another glorious week in my wonderful life.

EN

trump putting a 50% tariff on british sex arses

9 out of 10

grim

life is such a beautiful gift x

xx

you're an ugly git

spambot

going to spam are you heathermong?
seething because you can't make the thread
like a petulant child

just simply not on

EN mogs, GG hosted another banging kareokee last night

*makes a run for it*

I have premature ejaculation, most of my wanks end in under a minute

looks like there's a spambot in this thread
I hope that everybody lets janny know

Trump announces 10% tariffs on UK

Bastard

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big duck i saw earlier

I mean we charge a 20% VAT on yank produce so it's a fair deal really

what is his endgame

oh no we'll have to start making things again.

Good post. Strong post.

Honker

giant bbc up me 'arris

Rorke the kinda guy to recommend spending £50 on a "dodgy stick" to watch football matches in 480p and on a 2 minute delay

remember when we moved to Anon Babble and everyone just filtered the cunt

*shoves a fucking spear through its head*

good scran that

Greater israel

mine is 4k 50fps HDR and no delay

well thats a wide open gash

bit small that fanny. too small honestly

I'm straight but I feel nothing when I see this
If I see a smooth feminine cock and balls I'll go bananas though

pick mes

I'm being too harsh, a few of they play up the right winged theme stuff. they have lefties too

brexitbros we won

all while he has live match updates on his phone so he spoils it for himself every time there's a goal

real brexit was never tried

Reckon she's had her labia removed, no fanny looks like this naturally.

rorke soiling his poundland boxers

just washed a glass out 4 times before drinking water from it. mad that some people on this earth still dont have running water. awful honestly

suspiciously small, you don't think...no it couldn...could it?

How do I go about getting one of these, whats the device/software called?

You're Irish diaspora

VAT applies to all products, even British-made ones, right?

yes but if we buy something from the US and import it then we have to pay a 20% tax to our government on top of whatever price we paid for it

209520841
do your family still speak to you

Taxation is theft.

9/10 men ejaculate after 1 minute

I refuse to believe this.

Hope heathermong kills himself soon

That's not a tariff though because it applies to British-made goods too

Yanks have their own sales taxes right? Which also wouldn't be tariffs

some niggas live in places so cold that running water would just freeze
african niggas have no excuse

9 out of 10 men ejaculate with 1 minute of vaginal penetration

wtf
surely that's not true

I am so fucking mad again. on the brink of another meltie

um

right well that's a man sodomising his own anus isn't it

Reckon it means men with premature ejaculation and not all men

Nah

Trump showing he still has a soft spot for the UK with his tariffs

no it means all men

A fully grown man spamming cuckold shite because he can't make the thread.
Genuinely mental how pathetic he is.

brexit was about immigration and its the one thing nobody will ever do anything about. youd have to be an immoral nazi brute to physically put hands on someone and tell them to leave our beautiful island

got a pimple forming on the worst possible place

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yeah we have to pay the american tax and then
20% on top of that so it is still the equivalent of a tariff

Tax the rich

I've had this boil/cyst thing on my ballbag for over 20 years, every now and then it swells up the size of a golf ball and I have to squeeze out the foul smelling pus.

Student, 21, died after he ‘slipped using weight machine at gym and dropped 65kg bar on his head’

timmy's fear

"men" that do gay tiktok videos because their misses forces them to.

Jaws would get spun if she even brought up the idea

We need another Aryan conquest of India

sup crodie
mmhmm hymen at code red danger of vex rupture x

What's the opposite of premature ejaculation where you can just keep shagging endlessly but you can never actually cum from shagging and need to finish yourself off every time
because whatever that is that's me

Girl I've been talking to on hinge hasn't responded for 2 days

I liked her as well :( oh well..

death grip syndrome or delayed ejactulation
i get it too, it's shit

whiskey dick

don't worry mate she doesn't want your ugly mug on her socials

letting your missus use social media

you liked her huh. probably say that about 1 out of every 3 girls you meet

Do you start to go soft or do you genuinely stay rock solid and can't cum?
prone bone always gets my sap rising

:(

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looks like there is an automated spambot in this thread
somebody should probably let janny know

usa economic meltdown wen

Japan is starting to be flooded by Indian and Muslim migrants
Vile

I don't, but go off

Grim

I'm so horny might shag my teddy bear

calm down tim

Kino time

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Sir Tariff Charger

at least catberg is snuggling up with me to cheer me up
:)

Unironically we have one of the most favourable tariffs

We need Germanic national socialism

the company I work for exclusively exports our products to america
we're going to go out of business

Yeah I'm thinking SOVL

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Sir Teddy Shagger

because it worked so well everywhere else didn't it *salivates at 0.1% gdp growth*

He was a paki, remember seeing it on Facebook, rorke types all over the place in the comments

for me Ode to Joy is not the EU anthem but instead the Aryan anthem of rape, murder, war and victory

Interracial icon

Her and Chinamen?

been farting constantly for 2 hours
if you lit a match in this room it would go up in flames with all the toxic bum gas floating around

JEREMY FISHER

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Woooooke

Knickers

thick smelly bitches with hairy pussy begging for my long skinny cock sliding in and out of them

Bradley

what did you get up to in your teen years, /brit/?

did you go out the house a lot? do drugs and mess about? were you a shut-in who sat on the internet playing games and 4channing? were you studious and high achieving?

Walsh

get their downy little fannoise shagged i say

starboy x

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Sometimes just talking to a beautiful woman about the most mundane banal things still feels like flirting or love language simply because she's so beautiful as she speaks

mental how most 'milf' porn is just mid-20s birds with fake tits

he didn't put the safety bars on it seems
never used a smith machine in my life, they're obviously a one way ticket to either snap city or the underworld and for mongs who are scared of free weights

do you really have to ask?

LOL

that's star wars silly

Got drunk a lot, did uni, had sex. The usual.

dadberg getting his daily dose of rory stewart and alistair campbell

same difference

Mental how many people think their dogs are smiling when they do that panting thing, and how many think the Dog understands them too.
Why are people stupid?

That's like saying Batman is in the marvel universe. Fuck off

mmhmm timmy growin dat french cheese

yeah that is flirting if you're good looking

Yeah I'm thinking kino's back on the menu

porn and prostitution feel like inherently Jewish vices and there is a little Jew in your brain jewing you when you partake in them

Gambling and drugs feel like good old fashioned vices that we would be doing even without the Jew

That's like saying Batman is in the marvel universe.

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star wards is the same universe dickwad
they flew the starships in both

gays are attracted to trannies, because trannies are men

Bros straight enchanted with the female

star wards

UM

about time they did away with the EU
shut it down
waste of time and money

not sure

Ok Vladimir Putin

I was an ugly spotty autistic freak so I sat in my smelly bedroom wanking, playing video games, watching youtube and shitposting on Anon Babble
Not an uncommon childhood. I just regret going down the extremist politics rabbit hole instead of doing something that was actually good for me like learning about music
Did all the shagging, partying, drugs, etc. in uni

heathermong preparing for an arduous journey from his urine stained childhood bedroom to the downstairs router, his mum glances at him from her book tearfully, but she knows there's nothing she can do to make her son "normal" now

got diarrhetic

I check my dipstick YOU NEED LUBRICATION HONEY my kielbasa sausage has just got to perform
NOW GET IT ON

Currently on the cans

was this the first jenga piece that started the cascade of wokeness and everything turning to shit

youtube.com/watch?v=VaCYWo-v0H8

feels like there's a secret cabal but the secret is they're out in the open as the richest company in the world and still not one millennial saw them for who they are

miley cyrus

unrelated female image

Sort it out

Middle age is going to hit him like a turner bricks

sat in my smelly bedroom playing dark souls

Blood on my trainers? Nah can't risk it

female

female

garbage everywhere in Birmingham

how is that a change to the status quo

Pic sauce?

please stream "eternal sunshine deluxe brighter days ahead" the new album from Ariana Grande

It's not a tariff if it applies to all goods in the UK, even British-made ones

its a gimmick you idiots. he played you

what if… people just didn’t sell their shares

fucking hell I've been ddone

Would tear your head off in real life you tranny FREAK

Little Monsters weighed, measured, and found wanting

imagine chasing down this lad and tackling him to the ground, holding him down as he limply flails protesting as you enter him, then feeling your own powers as it surges down through you into him with each thrust until he has accepted his place as a lesser male

if the 1.6 million British pakistanis were suddenly replaced tomorrow with 1.6 million different Muslims from another Muslim country, which country should it be?

Priyanka Reddy was gang raped, suffocated, and burned 3 days ago. Today, her name is the top search on Indian porn sites in case her attackers filmed her rape and murder, which is very common in India.

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Struggling to make the LLM racist, you lads know where I can download an unrestricted LLM on the 'net?

Might move to Brazil and be known as 'the white man'.

good job we left the bastard EU

Priyanka Reddy was gang raped, suffocated, and burned 3 days ago

god damn I need a plumber but I don't want the hassle of having some random guy in my house and the awkward small talk and tense atmosphere
Ido I just invite him in and then leave him be, dissappear into another room?
it's only a small issue, i need a new washer from the under sink piping and a bit of water resistant glue
annoying I hate having workmen in my house

how does that work?
I'm looking at EU making 30% more tax revenue on US products whilst only paying 10% extra

half of brazil is white mate

um
sounds fun!

Might move to Birmingham and be known as 'the white man'.

I'm a bigot

just found a poo in my arse

Wonder how many bicurious men have just killed themselves out of shame after their first gay experience

have attachment issues
when someone shows me kindness I latch on and get mega clingy

who put that there lmao x

just ate and left no crumbs

Why do yanks think a tarrif is "that country has to pay $x into the American governments bank account"

i lived in brasil for a bit and they called me "o diablo negro" despite me being white

rorke taking the train to norwood junction

Absolutely adore the film Local Hero. Probably my all time favourite film.

That's exactly what it is mate. Read a book.

nobody care me

Because if you hold a significant economic advantage as the US does, tariffs can indeed work that way, our companies, those in EU and China, will simply eat the cost US consumers would have to take

Bosnia

Had a big dinner and I'm having to wait for it to go down. Can't enjoy beers when I'm full.

That's a bloke. You're gay.

The live-action ‘MINECRAFT’ movie debuts with 53% on Rotten Tomatoes

But Mousey said it would get 95%....

Who actually pays the tariff? The exporter or the importer?

Just fell down the stairs and my back is in fucking agony, hurts so bad I feel sick.

Who cares? Doesn’t affect me

Just fell down the stairs

contrary to popular belief, the smelliest part of my body is in fact my belly button

got andy stott on

I'm so fucking mad I just can't

I am drunk as fuck lads

What’s up bruv?

time for a nice oily wank

just got in a car crash and had to tell you lads ohhh it hurts

The importer pays the tarrif and the costs get passed on to the consumer. All the things the US can't/doesn't produce has gotten at least 10% more expensive and inflation will rise.

might get on the gay poo porn tonight

not wrong is it

wouldn't be making coherent posts if you were that drunk
when I'm steaming I can barely operate my phone

I reckon tariffs will be alright for the yank economy

A lot of umming and ahhing and then in two years when it's fine they'll whine about something else

How come spending billions on trans parades in Bolivia didn't increase inflation?

Good lad

did you hit a moose

need a smelly gf

they'll whine about something else

the war with Iran probably

true tbf
Sad they missed the golden era of MMOs, didn't get to experience 2000s RuneScape or WoW like elder zoomers
fortnite is boring

ejaculating within one second of touching a pussy

Do bongs really?

oh just fuck off the lot of you

the consumer/tax payer
if there's a 20% tariff on electric vehicles, the price the buy of the electric car must pay 20% more
China for example are crushing the market in terms of quality electric vehicles at a reasonable price. us/eu can't compete so they put tariffs on Chinese vehicles so people buy American electric vehicles instead
so effectively, the consumer in America has to pay more money, for an inferior product just because America can't complete with chinese electric vehicles
you can copy paste this example for anything
basically it's a big racket from a dying empire that can't compete and won't compete so they try to sabotage the competition at the cost of the consumers (us)
end of the day my musk makes more money on his shitty teslas

i mean i am an elder zoomer (97) and i've never even touched Fortnite. Practically all games in the last 15 years are fair game for things we experienced

wouldn't know

Yes, presumably Germans have the same problem but with bumholes instead

u ok hun x

Lads I am visiting London

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black gay guys are the eunuchs of the modern world

my childhood: the simpsons, top gear, runescape, bullying, habbo hotel, world of warcraft, youtube, liveleak, Anon Babble, being abused by my parents, acne

face like a bulldog chewing a wasp

hah, done him

fuck sakes i forgot wanking
sophie howard in particular ahh yes

i'm irish

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gave her a suckjob in the b&q car park in huddersfield

he hit me I'm dyin here

Me? Never prematurely ejaculated. Got the other issue. Struggle to ejaculate from sex. Only ever staffed in vagina twice.

9 out of 10 men ejaculate within one feet after vaginal penetration

if my dick was one feet or more i would ejaculate just looking at it.
dont tell me the ' in feet also means something in time for imperialfags, it would only make the confusion complete. or do they mean 3 pushes with a 11cm dick = 1' ?

Z

hilarious post

reading

means minute olaf

I've had 12 miles of sex

getting through my share of calories of late

so what if everyone other country stopped trading with America and just traded amongst themselves and didn't use the US dollar to trade but their own currency?
I mean, what does the USA actually produce that China or Russia need?
they produce nothing but shitty online services like Google and Netflix, no real manufacturing
makes you wonder why China and Russia make the USA seethe so much

but maybe he's queer
he's faggot maybe

left for toil at 8am

just got in

have to be in for 8am on the morrow

mental
as a side note I just took off my socks and my room smells horrible right now

/brit/ not /blog/

just farted out a poo

Didn't go to the gym today and gfberg is upset

doesn't take into account anal sex doesn't it or fallacious falacio falafel does it

i dont even have a job lol

what do you do?

Oooh shit it's followed through
Oh shit I've followed through man
Fucking hell, I've followed through
Fucking, I've got to change my underpants now
Followed through, I've followed through an' I? Fucking hell
Fucking hell I've just fucking shit my pants, yeah
I've followed through an' I?

insurance

Cats and cat owners are disgusting.

working a site today or something?

instead of the 12 days of christmas how about the 12 poos of being gay

phoned a man at the pet shop today about a down payment on an electric ostrich, real ones are too expensive

nah just an office job
demands are quite high

chat up line for hitting on black guys: did you pay the licence fee for that big black cock?

loosen my loaf

oof

thought it would be a 9 to 5 type of job

demands are quite high

you sit in a chair all day at a computer and taking calls
you're basically a secretary
get a grip

all 6 pics are pointless shit tbf

grow up

Ducking and diving

taking calls?
nigga what century are you living in
excel + other types of software is what office drones do
taking calls is povvo toil
on paper it is
but things never turn out that way

New

umm lads...

ate too much fiber and have been doing some absolutely rotten farts

so you're still sitting in a chair tapping buttons at a computer
a glorified secretary
might as well wear a skirt and high heels
sounds absolutely grim