Premature ejaculation edition
/brit/
poo smells lmao
arsed up my life big style
wanked up my life
got the dhoop cones on
nag champa
another bastarding week in my spaffstain of a life
another twatting week in my jizzstain of a life
nth for the holodem
heathermongo fuming
Another glorious week in my wonderful life.
EN
trump putting a 50% tariff on british sex arses
9 out of 10
grim
life is such a beautiful gift x
xx
you're an ugly git
spambot
going to spam are you heathermong?
seething because you can't make the thread
like a petulant child
just simply not on
EN mogs, GG hosted another banging kareokee last night
*makes a run for it*
I have premature ejaculation, most of my wanks end in under a minute
looks like there's a spambot in this thread
I hope that everybody lets janny know
Trump announces 10% tariffs on UK
Bastard
big duck i saw earlier
I mean we charge a 20% VAT on yank produce so it's a fair deal really
what is his endgame
oh no we'll have to start making things again.
Good post. Strong post.
Honker
giant bbc up me 'arris
Rorke the kinda guy to recommend spending £50 on a "dodgy stick" to watch football matches in 480p and on a 2 minute delay
remember when we moved to Anon Babble and everyone just filtered the cunt
*shoves a fucking spear through its head*
good scran that
Greater israel
mine is 4k 50fps HDR and no delay
well thats a wide open gash
bit small that fanny. too small honestly
I'm straight but I feel nothing when I see this
If I see a smooth feminine cock and balls I'll go bananas though
pick mes
I'm being too harsh, a few of they play up the right winged theme stuff. they have lefties too
brexitbros we won
all while he has live match updates on his phone so he spoils it for himself every time there's a goal
real brexit was never tried
Reckon she's had her labia removed, no fanny looks like this naturally.
rorke soiling his poundland boxers
just washed a glass out 4 times before drinking water from it. mad that some people on this earth still dont have running water. awful honestly
suspiciously small, you don't think...no it couldn...could it?
How do I go about getting one of these, whats the device/software called?
You're Irish diaspora
VAT applies to all products, even British-made ones, right?
yes but if we buy something from the US and import it then we have to pay a 20% tax to our government on top of whatever price we paid for it
209520841
do your family still speak to you
Taxation is theft.
9/10 men ejaculate after 1 minute
I refuse to believe this.
Hope heathermong kills himself soon
That's not a tariff though because it applies to British-made goods too
Yanks have their own sales taxes right? Which also wouldn't be tariffs
some niggas live in places so cold that running water would just freeze
african niggas have no excuse
9 out of 10 men ejaculate with 1 minute of vaginal penetration
wtf
surely that's not true
I am so fucking mad again. on the brink of another meltie
um
right well that's a man sodomising his own anus isn't it
Reckon it means men with premature ejaculation and not all men
Nah
Trump showing he still has a soft spot for the UK with his tariffs
no it means all men
A fully grown man spamming cuckold shite because he can't make the thread.
Genuinely mental how pathetic he is.
brexit was about immigration and its the one thing nobody will ever do anything about. youd have to be an immoral nazi brute to physically put hands on someone and tell them to leave our beautiful island
got a pimple forming on the worst possible place
yeah we have to pay the american tax and then
20% on top of that so it is still the equivalent of a tariff
Tax the rich
I've had this boil/cyst thing on my ballbag for over 20 years, every now and then it swells up the size of a golf ball and I have to squeeze out the foul smelling pus.
Student, 21, died after he ‘slipped using weight machine at gym and dropped 65kg bar on his head’
timmy's fear
"men" that do gay tiktok videos because their misses forces them to.
Jaws would get spun if she even brought up the idea
We need another Aryan conquest of India
sup crodie
mmhmm hymen at code red danger of vex rupture x
What's the opposite of premature ejaculation where you can just keep shagging endlessly but you can never actually cum from shagging and need to finish yourself off every time
because whatever that is that's me
Girl I've been talking to on hinge hasn't responded for 2 days
I liked her as well :( oh well..
death grip syndrome or delayed ejactulation
i get it too, it's shit
whiskey dick
don't worry mate she doesn't want your ugly mug on her socials
letting your missus use social media
you liked her huh. probably say that about 1 out of every 3 girls you meet
Do you start to go soft or do you genuinely stay rock solid and can't cum?
prone bone always gets my sap rising
:(
looks like there is an automated spambot in this thread
somebody should probably let janny know
usa economic meltdown wen
Japan is starting to be flooded by Indian and Muslim migrants
Vile
I don't, but go off
Grim
I'm so horny might shag my teddy bear
calm down tim
Kino time
Sir Tariff Charger
at least catberg is snuggling up with me to cheer me up
:)
Unironically we have one of the most favourable tariffs
We need Germanic national socialism
the company I work for exclusively exports our products to america
we're going to go out of business
Yeah I'm thinking SOVL
Sir Teddy Shagger
because it worked so well everywhere else didn't it *salivates at 0.1% gdp growth*
He was a paki, remember seeing it on Facebook, rorke types all over the place in the comments
for me Ode to Joy is not the EU anthem but instead the Aryan anthem of rape, murder, war and victory
Interracial icon
Her and Chinamen?
been farting constantly for 2 hours
if you lit a match in this room it would go up in flames with all the toxic bum gas floating around
JEREMY FISHER
Woooooke
Knickers
thick smelly bitches with hairy pussy begging for my long skinny cock sliding in and out of them
Bradley
what did you get up to in your teen years, /brit/?
did you go out the house a lot? do drugs and mess about? were you a shut-in who sat on the internet playing games and 4channing? were you studious and high achieving?
Walsh
get their downy little fannoise shagged i say
mad how they put her in star trek then did absolutely nothign with her
starboy x
Sometimes just talking to a beautiful woman about the most mundane banal things still feels like flirting or love language simply because she's so beautiful as she speaks
mental how most 'milf' porn is just mid-20s birds with fake tits
he didn't put the safety bars on it seems
never used a smith machine in my life, they're obviously a one way ticket to either snap city or the underworld and for mongs who are scared of free weights
do you really have to ask?
LOL
that's star wars silly
Got drunk a lot, did uni, had sex. The usual.
dadberg getting his daily dose of rory stewart and alistair campbell
same difference
Mental how many people think their dogs are smiling when they do that panting thing, and how many think the Dog understands them too.
Why are people stupid?
That's like saying Batman is in the marvel universe. Fuck off
mmhmm timmy growin dat french cheese
yeah that is flirting if you're good looking
Yeah I'm thinking kino's back on the menu
porn and prostitution feel like inherently Jewish vices and there is a little Jew in your brain jewing you when you partake in them
Gambling and drugs feel like good old fashioned vices that we would be doing even without the Jew
That's like saying Batman is in the marvel universe.
star wards is the same universe dickwad
they flew the starships in both
gays are attracted to trannies, because trannies are men
Bros straight enchanted with the female
star wards
UM
about time they did away with the EU
shut it down
waste of time and money
not sure
Ok Vladimir Putin
I was an ugly spotty autistic freak so I sat in my smelly bedroom wanking, playing video games, watching youtube and shitposting on Anon Babble
Not an uncommon childhood. I just regret going down the extremist politics rabbit hole instead of doing something that was actually good for me like learning about music
Did all the shagging, partying, drugs, etc. in uni
heathermong preparing for an arduous journey from his urine stained childhood bedroom to the downstairs router, his mum glances at him from her book tearfully, but she knows there's nothing she can do to make her son "normal" now
got diarrhetic
I check my dipstick YOU NEED LUBRICATION HONEY my kielbasa sausage has just got to perform
NOW GET IT ON
Currently on the cans
was this the first jenga piece that started the cascade of wokeness and everything turning to shit
youtube.com
feels like there's a secret cabal but the secret is they're out in the open as the richest company in the world and still not one millennial saw them for who they are
miley cyrus
unrelated female image
Sort it out
Middle age is going to hit him like a turner bricks
sat in my smelly bedroom playing dark souls
Blood on my trainers? Nah can't risk it
female
female
garbage everywhere in Birmingham
how is that a change to the status quo
Pic sauce?
please stream "eternal sunshine deluxe brighter days ahead" the new album from Ariana Grande
It's not a tariff if it applies to all goods in the UK, even British-made ones
its a gimmick you idiots. he played you
what if… people just didn’t sell their shares
fucking hell I've been ddone
Would tear your head off in real life you tranny FREAK
Little Monsters weighed, measured, and found wanting
imagine chasing down this lad and tackling him to the ground, holding him down as he limply flails protesting as you enter him, then feeling your own powers as it surges down through you into him with each thrust until he has accepted his place as a lesser male
if the 1.6 million British pakistanis were suddenly replaced tomorrow with 1.6 million different Muslims from another Muslim country, which country should it be?
its over
Priyanka Reddy was gang raped, suffocated, and burned 3 days ago. Today, her name is the top search on Indian porn sites in case her attackers filmed her rape and murder, which is very common in India.
Struggling to make the LLM racist, you lads know where I can download an unrestricted LLM on the 'net?
Might move to Brazil and be known as 'the white man'.
good job we left the bastard EU
Priyanka Reddy was gang raped, suffocated, and burned 3 days ago
god damn I need a plumber but I don't want the hassle of having some random guy in my house and the awkward small talk and tense atmosphere
Ido I just invite him in and then leave him be, dissappear into another room?
it's only a small issue, i need a new washer from the under sink piping and a bit of water resistant glue
annoying I hate having workmen in my house
how does that work?
I'm looking at EU making 30% more tax revenue on US products whilst only paying 10% extra
half of brazil is white mate
um
sounds fun!
Might move to Birmingham and be known as 'the white man'.
I'm a bigot
just found a poo in my arse
Wonder how many bicurious men have just killed themselves out of shame after their first gay experience
have attachment issues
when someone shows me kindness I latch on and get mega clingy
who put that there lmao x
rorke furrowing his brow at this
just ate and left no crumbs
Why do yanks think a tarrif is "that country has to pay $x into the American governments bank account"
i lived in brasil for a bit and they called me "o diablo negro" despite me being white
rorke taking the train to norwood junction
Absolutely adore the film Local Hero. Probably my all time favourite film.
That's exactly what it is mate. Read a book.
nobody care me
Because if you hold a significant economic advantage as the US does, tariffs can indeed work that way, our companies, those in EU and China, will simply eat the cost US consumers would have to take
Bosnia
Had a big dinner and I'm having to wait for it to go down. Can't enjoy beers when I'm full.
That's a bloke. You're gay.
The live-action ‘MINECRAFT’ movie debuts with 53% on Rotten Tomatoes
But Mousey said it would get 95%....
Who actually pays the tariff? The exporter or the importer?
Just fell down the stairs and my back is in fucking agony, hurts so bad I feel sick.
Who cares? Doesn’t affect me
Just fell down the stairs
contrary to popular belief, the smelliest part of my body is in fact my belly button
got andy stott on
I'm so fucking mad I just can't
I am drunk as fuck lads
What’s up bruv?
time for a nice oily wank
just got in a car crash and had to tell you lads ohhh it hurts
The importer pays the tarrif and the costs get passed on to the consumer. All the things the US can't/doesn't produce has gotten at least 10% more expensive and inflation will rise.
might get on the gay poo porn tonight
not wrong is it
wouldn't be making coherent posts if you were that drunk
when I'm steaming I can barely operate my phone
I reckon tariffs will be alright for the yank economy
A lot of umming and ahhing and then in two years when it's fine they'll whine about something else
How come spending billions on trans parades in Bolivia didn't increase inflation?
Good lad
did you hit a moose
need a smelly gf
they'll whine about something else
the war with Iran probably
true tbf
Sad they missed the golden era of MMOs, didn't get to experience 2000s RuneScape or WoW like elder zoomers
fortnite is boring
ejaculating within one second of touching a pussy
Do bongs really?
oh just fuck off the lot of you
the consumer/tax payer
if there's a 20% tariff on electric vehicles, the price the buy of the electric car must pay 20% more
China for example are crushing the market in terms of quality electric vehicles at a reasonable price. us/eu can't compete so they put tariffs on Chinese vehicles so people buy American electric vehicles instead
so effectively, the consumer in America has to pay more money, for an inferior product just because America can't complete with chinese electric vehicles
you can copy paste this example for anything
basically it's a big racket from a dying empire that can't compete and won't compete so they try to sabotage the competition at the cost of the consumers (us)
end of the day my musk makes more money on his shitty teslas
i mean i am an elder zoomer (97) and i've never even touched Fortnite. Practically all games in the last 15 years are fair game for things we experienced
wouldn't know
Yes, presumably Germans have the same problem but with bumholes instead
u ok hun x
Lads I am visiting London
black gay guys are the eunuchs of the modern world
my childhood: the simpsons, top gear, runescape, bullying, habbo hotel, world of warcraft, youtube, liveleak, Anon Babble, being abused by my parents, acne
face like a bulldog chewing a wasp
hah, done him
fuck sakes i forgot wanking
sophie howard in particular ahh yes
i'm irish
gave her a suckjob in the b&q car park in huddersfield
he hit me I'm dyin here
Me? Never prematurely ejaculated. Got the other issue. Struggle to ejaculate from sex. Only ever staffed in vagina twice.
9 out of 10 men ejaculate within one feet after vaginal penetration
if my dick was one feet or more i would ejaculate just looking at it.
dont tell me the ' in feet also means something in time for imperialfags, it would only make the confusion complete. or do they mean 3 pushes with a 11cm dick = 1' ?
Z
hilarious post
reading
means minute olaf
I've had 12 miles of sex
getting through my share of calories of late
so what if everyone other country stopped trading with America and just traded amongst themselves and didn't use the US dollar to trade but their own currency?
I mean, what does the USA actually produce that China or Russia need?
they produce nothing but shitty online services like Google and Netflix, no real manufacturing
makes you wonder why China and Russia make the USA seethe so much
but maybe he's queer
he's faggot maybe
left for toil at 8am
just got in
have to be in for 8am on the morrow
mental
as a side note I just took off my socks and my room smells horrible right now
/brit/ not /blog/
just farted out a poo
Didn't go to the gym today and gfberg is upset
doesn't take into account anal sex doesn't it or fallacious falacio falafel does it
i dont even have a job lol
what do you do?
Oooh shit it's followed through
Oh shit I've followed through man
Fucking hell, I've followed through
Fucking, I've got to change my underpants now
Followed through, I've followed through an' I? Fucking hell
Fucking hell I've just fucking shit my pants, yeah
I've followed through an' I?
insurance
Cats and cat owners are disgusting.
working a site today or something?
instead of the 12 days of christmas how about the 12 poos of being gay
phoned a man at the pet shop today about a down payment on an electric ostrich, real ones are too expensive
nah just an office job
demands are quite high
chat up line for hitting on black guys: did you pay the licence fee for that big black cock?
loosen my loaf
oof
thought it would be a 9 to 5 type of job
demands are quite high
you sit in a chair all day at a computer and taking calls
you're basically a secretary
get a grip
all 6 pics are pointless shit tbf
grow up
Ducking and diving
taking calls?
nigga what century are you living in
excel + other types of software is what office drones do
taking calls is povvo toil
on paper it is
but things never turn out that way
New
umm lads...
ate too much fiber and have been doing some absolutely rotten farts
so you're still sitting in a chair tapping buttons at a computer
a glorified secretary
might as well wear a skirt and high heels
sounds absolutely grim