/cum/ Canada USA Mexico

yuropoors will never understand a country fair corndog-edition

I usually get the funnel cake when I'm at a cunt tree faire

you don't get sparks from drifting without snaking on the DS version

based and corndogpilled thread

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cornbread

You can't get any better.

how come we're not getting tariffs I genuinely don't understand

pic related for anyone that don't know what they look like

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does she have an onlyfans yet

shant be posting in schizojeet new

how dare you insinuate I dont get at least 2 funnel cakes every time I go

not (yet)

I heard her speak and her voice is really deep. Not masculine deep, but it's deep.

yeah she's dumb too

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I stuck a corndog up my ass once

Nah, her voice is legit masculine sounding. It's about as deep as a woman can physically get.

IVE DONE NOTHING BUT BROWSE Anon Babble AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY MOBILESLOP ALL FUCKING DAY WHEN I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE PRODUCTIVE

Watching people who post things like "Free Luigi" because they hate CEOs of "big corporations" now posting things like "uh man these tariffs sure are bad for the stock market" is bewildering.

OFFICIAL state fair food POWER RANKINGS
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Funnel Cake
Caramel Corn
Caramel apple
deep fried twinkie
Corn dog
deep fried oreo

POWER GAP

pizza
deep fried butter

that hair doesn't look reg

The corndog is too soft to stick it up the ass. It probably will break down during insertion, and maybe only the sausage will go in. Just maybe.

But on the way out, everything will be disintegrated

Tendies?
Soft pretzel?
Cheesecake on a stick?
Turkey leg? Turkey leg mogs all

Free Luigi

today i ate key lime pie

no deep fried pickle

Is it not a thing in the USA? Because they truly are god-tier.

shes hot though

Tendies?

not fair food

Soft pretzel?

overpriced

Cheesecake on a stick?

wtf even is that

Turkey leg?

not once have I ever seen turkey leg offered

Mr. Race Scientist, analyze Jason

Damn your fairs must suck lmaooo

Yeah I thought it'd be warm but it crumbled as you say and the sausage alone was not adequate enough in circumference to derive any real pleasure

clearly you underestimate how loose and busted that man's bussy is, i bet he could jam 3-4 in there with nary a worry

say that to my face and not online

based Gaius Baltar poster
did nothing wrong btw

Koreans have perfected the corndog

oh for sure, would nuttincider but the kids would be complete fuckin retards

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damn who the fuck buys PIZZA in a state fair? You get an excuse to eat the most ridiculous deep fried foods in a state fair and you get the pizza? Lol

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Last pics I saw of Lujan she had matured facially and looks like a real grown-up sexy woman now.

This is what I look like when I go to the store to get more corn dogs.

*nodding*
Hmm interesting .. yes...
*writing down notes*

business idea: corn dogs filled with sexican semen

I dont, hence it being so low, but they make big slices, so I included it since it applies to corndogs too

business idea: outlaw faggotry

Deep fried butter?
Do burgers really?

i would've used canadian semen but i dont want my corndogs to taste like maple syrup

downvoting this post

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hell yeah

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Giving away military secrets for personal gain. He did help aid The One True God though.

using ranch dressing with my dogs since its the only condiment I had and theyre...alright. I guess

wish I had ketchup THOUGHEVER

Yes I'll have two cow brain tacos please thank you

beware of prions

Where can you buy that third eye?

wtf I love Rand Paul now

Im a zogbot

Mutts eating mutts with ranch.

I'm a glowie

I just bought a big bottle of ketchup today AND some hickory bourbon BBQ sauce as chance may have it. Shame you can't partake, I'd happily grant you a dollop or two for your 'orn 'ogs.

why must the obese cheeto drive brothers apart

I wanted to be a glowie in uni

Some day this war is gonna end and it'll all just seem like a bad dream.

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Imagine if Yang was president

Total schizojeet death

YangGangposting would be off the hook.

i use to browse craigslist gay ads and fantasize about hitting them up

You're already tariffed but word around the street is that canada will drop it's tariffs against the US if they do the same

Just so you know, that bottom photo is a reenactor with a black and white filter.

I have the original photo saved 12 years ago in full HD but I can't find it right now so trust me bro

*its

TARIFFED.com

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if she wasnt fat people wouldnt care

U.S. Senate votes to block Trump’s Canadian tariffs in rebuke to his trade agenda

$50,000

Jesus

The House won't do the same though.

Who ready for great depression 2 here?

choosing not to believe you

I need to try deep fried butter sometime.

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hard times create strong men

ectomorphic yet sarcopenically obese. indented zygomatic bone. downward sloped eyes of prey. his features are congenital deformed. hair thinning and receeding, indicative of vitamin deficiencies from a poor diet, as can be seen in the week, and low genetic origin. protruding jaw, underbite, and widened eyes indicate mental instability. likely belonging to an inbred sheep-breeding branch of the white race, irish or scottish. a pink-yellow blob and his face disgusts me.

Im more worried about Trump invading Canada and Ill get my head blown off by a marine

The tariffs are still in effect as of today

This is schizobabble

nah we'd only use ICE on you

what if a dirty bomb explodes in DC just before the vote?

Not gonna happen

getting deported to El Salvador

Id rather get my head blown off

sheep-breeding

that's wales, not ireland or scotland.

mutt moment

I hope it doesnt, Ive been told I could be remustered to infantry if shit really hits the fan

i'm an osteoarchaeology graduate student. everything i said is true.

you've never seen how sexy scots sheep are

it's still legal to shoot englishmen if you're standing on the deck of ol ironsides

we're now seeing a battle between open borders open source futurist transhuman cyberpunk cryptobro WEF bug eaters vs nationalist imperialist racist elitist jingoist tech-illiterate industrialists

I only know how to shoot a stationary target 100m away

based

me in black on my break drinking a bottle of canola oil

gonna make some candied oranges for my family for Easter, trying to be decent now that i'm an adult with my life sorted out kinda

Me when we annex Canada

pic

Great movie

all of the insular "celtic" people's are sheep-breeders. even the latinized remnants descendants of the celts in the Iberian peninsula bear this trait. ask a Scott what they think of Aberdeen.

:(

Projection, much?

u ngmi m8

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sheep density

Denser sheep = warmer shirts

yeah and if you go to a basketball court in los angeles it will be full of mexicans.
there are probably more mexicans playing basketball in the us than blacks.

now what do you think of when you hear "basketball american"

fucking autists

When I visited Greece we were driving through the mountains and had to stop the car since a Shepard and dozens of sheep were clogging the road

yes, i am autistic. but i am also correct. i do not care what the multitudes think.

Think Ill last 5 min in ww3

no you're wrong.

the welsh have a stereotype of being sheep shaggers

the scotch do not

any brit would agree with this

especially if you're a zogbot, drone swarms are gonna shred u guys real fast

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it may not look like it but he would give you the best blow job ever

I hate niggers

schizojeet is gay? zamn

I hate racists

Is this true?

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better than scrump? he ain't even gots no teef

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Aren't they all the same

schizojeet and redditleaf don't exist

black guys got those big soft lips

Does meth give you that great hairline?

no.

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meth is a performance enhancer on so many fronts, and yes hair is just one of them.

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looking at old photos of my city depresses me

if you consult my posts they all state "sheep-breeding" not "sheep-shagging". you should slow down when you read in order to improve your comprehension as you're clearly underdeveloped in this skill. this is quite common in American zoomers who are often suffering from disrupted DNA methylation and changes to histone modifications from their Gen Xer parent's alcohol abuse in combination with a poor education from said Gen Xers.

It’s a Scot, ACKCHYUALLY

Just got home from work and made penberg cry after eating some thai food ama
The night sky was extremely pretty tonight i apent about 5 minutes just admiring it next to my car
Saw these cool celestial bodies in a triangle no idea what they are
Moon was like a yellow crescent almost cartoonish

youtube.com/shorts/fra9DzWZt_o?si=rgjIyWMlAX0j1QQ-
Ay those look kinda fuckin GOOD rm

what about teeth

Taking meth to stop wasting my time sleeping and to play video games at a higher level is starting to sound like a great idea

Me being very wide in the back

He has the same hair texture as jason.

Teeth are superfluous in a world where blenders exist

removes your teeth to reduce weight and increase your speed. since you no longer need to eat food (meth and liquor are only required) teeth are a useless vestige of the past.

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so true....but society isn't ready for this conversation

You're a 4channeler. That road was crossed a long time ago.

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i also took a picture of the sky today but it’s not as good as yours, moon isn’t full enough to get a good picture but i tried anyway
i feel a special connection to the moon

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1am is my bedtime, gn /cum/pups

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I'm probably going to die if I keep going at the rate I am. I really like the term death of despair. One of my favorite terms of the last decade or so. It's a particular form of indirect suicide. Overdoses, liver failure from excessive drinking, accidents from reckless behavior brought on by extreme depression or emotional suffering. I can feel my organs straining so much worse by the day. I'm okay with this

good night

Test

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Been awake for like 26 hours. Think I'm gonna crash soon. Hope I don't sleep all day tomorrow hehehe.

business idea:
start lifting and shout random Macho Man quotes at HUNNIs in the gym

Me too i always feel a sense of awe and inspiration when the moon is particularly full and bright
Ive sworn oaths to the moon before as a bit of a larp
If there is a cosmic presence watching earth i believe the moon to be it wholeheartedly
Its ao beautiful i absolutely understand how ancient people could worship it
My pic is actually extremely bad yours is 1000x clearer than mine its extremely pretty snd im saving it

Hmm

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Average white guy.

night bud

i was hoping you'd feel a little better today
sorry buddy

I talk to myself in the macho man voice when its empty

im going to summon a demon to rape you and rip you in half

Used to do that with my old roommates. We would do meth and then play video games and just absolutely dominate. Man meth is seriously one hell of a drug. I don't miss it but it was kinda fun experiencing it. Just the most insane levels of motivation and energy ever. Any idea that touched your head you'd instantly go do it with 1000% focus and ambition. It's 3am on a Wednesday but suddenly you decide climbing a mountain would be cool? Immediately you are getting in your car, driving to the nearest one, and walking up it. Just complete bonkers

Brian

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Dodged

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just derma rolled my moobies again today
seems to be helping so far with loose skin

atheists are smarter than religionists

YAH thats probably Because it always your head IS empty
*poses*
cause to get in the mindset of the macho man, yah
you need to be the CREAM of the crop, yah
and this crop is expecting a full harvest
oh yah

Lol
All good man I do feel a bit better today actually thank you for caring

Erm

I used to take ritalin but it made me way too manic and paranoid

yeah they seem to figure out smart ways in killing themselves

Is the US supposed to work on an honour system? I thought taxes could only originate from Congress, not the Executive dictating to Congress

im not br*an
you cant dodge demonic magic

no service

At least I won’t get 50 million calls today

I try to be neutral on this but then you hear religious ppl sometimes say the most retarded shit you've ever heard with a complete straight face. I kinda hate religious people subjectively even if I think they're actually objectively superior on a lot of things

w2c

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he turned that dude the other kind of indian

is sneed welcome here

Meth is exactly like Ritalin but way way stronger and a lot more euphoric. If you remember Ritalin you have a pretty good idea with what meth feels like desu. They're in the same sort of category just extrapolate basically

Saar this is the FBI you need send me $500 Carls Jr gift cards

if you're gonna save one, save this one it's my favorite i've taken recently

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the dynamic between US-Canada is that Canadians are twink bottoms that are a bit tsundere and the US are tops that grope and squeeze canadian twink butts. canadians actually like US the best but they lie about not wanting butts squeezed and slapped etc

Men who ejaculate 21x or more per month are less likely to develop prostate cancer compared to those who ejaculate less frequently.

someone from india signed into my ebay account

I Ritalin your sister

i hate when it goes sideways so much

Holy shit what game was this? Urban heroes or something? I remember this shit but it's been so long

I figured as much. I was always 1 cup of coffee away from being unable to read and the paranoia was way too distruptive

Boom, baby

I'm never getting prostate cancer.

they finna tryna scam u bruh

What about +21x hands free prostate orgasms per month

My phones never tale good night sky pics idk how to make them do it
I have some sunset pics but thats it desu

I barely ever jerk off I'm doomed
Kek this show would never be allowed to air in current year.
Pretty normal
Dang yeah stimulants must not be your thing. I wish coffee actually worked for me but it's useless most of the time.

just downed a glass and a half of milk
feeling POWERFUL

bro got a little talk show goin on

had 2 glasses of baja blast wish i had more

Epic spell wars :)

r8 my moon

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I wish coffee actually worked for me but it's useless most of the time.

It tends to make me jittery. I just really like the taste

what is your favorite snack?
for me its chocolate bars and peanut butter

I wish coffee actually worked for me but it's useless most of the time.

ADHD clue

poop

i really like this
it feels kind of otherworldly for some reason, this is kind of dumb but what was the temperature when you took this picture

Gorgeous, very nice pic
Big fan
Would love this on an mtg swamp
Wow this is mega pretty too

theres no tasty snacks here and my parents dont care

pride month is this month?

sour gummy worms

just started full metal panic

banger

I took this picture late last summer

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go on an adventure for some snacks

dont lose your head

try watching anime

fall asleep almost instantly

yikes

its dark and scary outside

gorgeous that's such a cool little clearing this is a great spot to rest

you would know sweetie

we're all sharing pictures of the moon, go brave the dark and take a cool picture on your snack adventure

i do not get it

It was around 55*

Went and took another pic of stars(?) In the triangle
Prob a planet at least 1 i bet
Its cloudy out and they got covered
Hnnng
Gorgeous wow

my parents wont let me out this late at night anyway

thank you

vaguely wonder for the past few years why my coworker is so annoying

posts his mental health diagnostic results in a group chat

verifiably clinically retarded

Must be brutal getting this back

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"Sleeping with" is a general euphemism for sex, right? Could you say you slept with someone even if it was just a quickie with no bed or sleeping involved?

I love /cum/ sometimes :)

forgot to bring my plant inside

evens i go out to get him
odds i let him stay outside

why are all these cosmic anomalies happening now when we can record it?
fuck you demiurge

yes

why you wanna know?

Ty. I was mixing it up with Urban Rivals.

Yes

thanks!

i don't know it just adds to the value of the photo and makes it more real? i don't know man i'm dumb but i just like to know

For sure

I keep waking up incredibly early in the morning, and then my hip starts hurting and I cant fall back asleep

my head hurts and Im exhausted but I know the exact same things going to happen tomorrow

are you a twink or tranner?

you need a massage from me

Not bad/10

Personally I avoid outdoors I get really sad and scared any time I'm not in a citt

Bitches always be wantin to just know stuff
Why r girls like that
Yall just like knowin

tells you athletes and movie actors are natty

they really do

There’s a filter on her face

2025

filter on female faces

Pick all.

I need a new gf so bad!!!
I miss having someone to come home to!!!

are deep fried snickers gross

yea me too bud
that sounds gross yes

I personally don't mind living alone

It's better than a deep fried giggle.

does anyone want a belly rub?

i'm okay with being alone for awhile but i start getting a bit stir crazy after a week or so

Lol

This tariff stuff is gonna fuck my shit so hard dawg. There was a glut of jobs in my industry and now we're gonna go back to seniority cards at the union hall and restrictions on how many months you can work in a year like they did to the older timers in the 90s. Why did Drumpf even bother infusing money into university programs for my field, pumping out new grads will make this so much worse.

Going to watch chess videos and sleep gn /cum/ love u guys

At the fair I could eat about 4 corn dogs and an elephant ear to be satisfied for a couple hours. Probably cost $50 these days

he thinks unions will exist anymore once everyone's fighting tooth and nail for any mcjob left just to scrape a living

new

early :/

hmmmm

nah, still not using a schizojeet new

dude it's fine, don't split

Unions dominate my industry and it's hard to get a job directly with a company.

all I'm hearing is a lot of crybaby bullshit my guy

pull yourself up by your bootstraps