yuropoors will never understand a country fair corndog-edition
/cum/ Canada USA Mexico
I usually get the funnel cake when I'm at a cunt tree faire
you don't get sparks from drifting without snaking on the DS version
based and corndogpilled thread
cornbread
You can't get any better.
how come we're not getting tariffs I genuinely don't understand
pic related for anyone that don't know what they look like
does she have an onlyfans yet
shant be posting in schizojeet new
how dare you insinuate I dont get at least 2 funnel cakes every time I go
not (yet)
I heard her speak and her voice is really deep. Not masculine deep, but it's deep.
yeah she's dumb too
I stuck a corndog up my ass once
idk I thought you liked deep fried butter instead
Nah, her voice is legit masculine sounding. It's about as deep as a woman can physically get.
IVE DONE NOTHING BUT BROWSE Anon Babble AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY MOBILESLOP ALL FUCKING DAY WHEN I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE PRODUCTIVE
Watching people who post things like "Free Luigi" because they hate CEOs of "big corporations" now posting things like "uh man these tariffs sure are bad for the stock market" is bewildering.
OFFICIAL state fair food POWER RANKINGS
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Funnel Cake
Caramel Corn
Caramel apple
deep fried twinkie
Corn dog
deep fried oreo
POWER GAP
pizza
deep fried butter
that hair doesn't look reg
The corndog is too soft to stick it up the ass. It probably will break down during insertion, and maybe only the sausage will go in. Just maybe.
But on the way out, everything will be disintegrated
Tendies?
Soft pretzel?
Cheesecake on a stick?
Turkey leg? Turkey leg mogs all
Free Luigi
today i ate key lime pie
no deep fried pickle
Is it not a thing in the USA? Because they truly are god-tier.
shes hot though
Tendies?
not fair food
Soft pretzel?
overpriced
Cheesecake on a stick?
wtf even is that
Turkey leg?
not once have I ever seen turkey leg offered
Mr. Race Scientist, analyze Jason
Damn your fairs must suck lmaooo
Yeah I thought it'd be warm but it crumbled as you say and the sausage alone was not adequate enough in circumference to derive any real pleasure
clearly you underestimate how loose and busted that man's bussy is, i bet he could jam 3-4 in there with nary a worry
say that to my face and not online
based Gaius Baltar poster
did nothing wrong btw
Koreans have perfected the corndog
oh for sure, would nuttincider but the kids would be complete fuckin retards
damn who the fuck buys PIZZA in a state fair? You get an excuse to eat the most ridiculous deep fried foods in a state fair and you get the pizza? Lol
Last pics I saw of Lujan she had matured facially and looks like a real grown-up sexy woman now.
This is what I look like when I go to the store to get more corn dogs.
*nodding*
Hmm interesting .. yes...
*writing down notes*
business idea: corn dogs filled with sexican semen
I dont, hence it being so low, but they make big slices, so I included it since it applies to corndogs too
business idea: outlaw faggotry
Can i ride silt striders on american fairs?
youtu.be
Deep fried butter?
Do burgers really?
i would've used canadian semen but i dont want my corndogs to taste like maple syrup
downvoting this post
hell yeah
Giving away military secrets for personal gain. He did help aid The One True God though.
okay
using ranch dressing with my dogs since its the only condiment I had and theyre...alright. I guess
wish I had ketchup THOUGHEVER
Yes I'll have two cow brain tacos please thank you
beware of prions
Where can you buy that third eye?
wtf I love Rand Paul now
Im a zogbot
Mutts eating mutts with ranch.
I'm a glowie
I just bought a big bottle of ketchup today AND some hickory bourbon BBQ sauce as chance may have it. Shame you can't partake, I'd happily grant you a dollop or two for your 'orn 'ogs.
craigslist
why must the obese cheeto drive brothers apart
I wanted to be a glowie in uni
Some day this war is gonna end and it'll all just seem like a bad dream.
Imagine if Yang was president
Total schizojeet death
YangGangposting would be off the hook.
MATH
i use to browse craigslist gay ads and fantasize about hitting them up
This guy gets it.
. It's about as deep as a woman can physically get.
You're already tariffed but word around the street is that canada will drop it's tariffs against the US if they do the same
Just so you know, that bottom photo is a reenactor with a black and white filter.
I have the original photo saved 12 years ago in full HD but I can't find it right now so trust me bro
*its
TARIFFED.com
if she wasnt fat people wouldnt care
U.S. Senate votes to block Trump’s Canadian tariffs in rebuke to his trade agenda
$50,000
Jesus
The House won't do the same though.
Who ready for great depression 2 here?
choosing not to believe you
I need to try deep fried butter sometime.
hard times create strong men
ectomorphic yet sarcopenically obese. indented zygomatic bone. downward sloped eyes of prey. his features are congenital deformed. hair thinning and receeding, indicative of vitamin deficiencies from a poor diet, as can be seen in the week, and low genetic origin. protruding jaw, underbite, and widened eyes indicate mental instability. likely belonging to an inbred sheep-breeding branch of the white race, irish or scottish. a pink-yellow blob and his face disgusts me.
Im more worried about Trump invading Canada and Ill get my head blown off by a marine
The tariffs are still in effect as of today
This is schizobabble
nah we'd only use ICE on you
what if a dirty bomb explodes in DC just before the vote?
Not gonna happen
getting deported to El Salvador
Id rather get my head blown off
sheep-breeding
that's wales, not ireland or scotland.
mutt moment
just use your gun to defend yourself
I hope it doesnt, Ive been told I could be remustered to infantry if shit really hits the fan
i'm an osteoarchaeology graduate student. everything i said is true.
you've never seen how sexy scots sheep are
it's still legal to shoot englishmen if you're standing on the deck of ol ironsides
we're now seeing a battle between open borders open source futurist transhuman cyberpunk cryptobro WEF bug eaters vs nationalist imperialist racist elitist jingoist tech-illiterate industrialists
I only know how to shoot a stationary target 100m away
I look like this
based
me in black on my break drinking a bottle of canola oil
gonna make some candied oranges for my family for Easter, trying to be decent now that i'm an adult with my life sorted out kinda
Me when we annex Canada
pic
Great movie
all of the insular "celtic" people's are sheep-breeders. even the latinized remnants descendants of the celts in the Iberian peninsula bear this trait. ask a Scott what they think of Aberdeen.
Not like this?
:(
Projection, much?
u ngmi m8
Mexicans will what now ?
sheep density
Denser sheep = warmer shirts
yeah and if you go to a basketball court in los angeles it will be full of mexicans.
there are probably more mexicans playing basketball in the us than blacks.
now what do you think of when you hear "basketball american"
fucking autists
When I visited Greece we were driving through the mountains and had to stop the car since a Shepard and dozens of sheep were clogging the road
yes, i am autistic. but i am also correct. i do not care what the multitudes think.
Think Ill last 5 min in ww3
no you're wrong.
the welsh have a stereotype of being sheep shaggers
the scotch do not
any brit would agree with this
especially if you're a zogbot, drone swarms are gonna shred u guys real fast
seethes will be collected below this line
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it may not look like it but he would give you the best blow job ever
I hate niggers
schizojeet is gay? zamn
I hate racists
Is this true?
better than scrump? he ain't even gots no teef
Aren't they all the same
schizojeet and redditleaf don't exist
black guys got those big soft lips
Does meth give you that great hairline?
no.
meth is a performance enhancer on so many fronts, and yes hair is just one of them.
looking at old photos of my city depresses me
if you consult my posts they all state "sheep-breeding" not "sheep-shagging". you should slow down when you read in order to improve your comprehension as you're clearly underdeveloped in this skill. this is quite common in American zoomers who are often suffering from disrupted DNA methylation and changes to histone modifications from their Gen Xer parent's alcohol abuse in combination with a poor education from said Gen Xers.
It’s a Scot, ACKCHYUALLY
Just got home from work and made penberg cry after eating some thai food ama
The night sky was extremely pretty tonight i apent about 5 minutes just admiring it next to my car
Saw these cool celestial bodies in a triangle no idea what they are
Moon was like a yellow crescent almost cartoonish
youtube.com
Ay those look kinda fuckin GOOD rm
what about teeth
Taking meth to stop wasting my time sleeping and to play video games at a higher level is starting to sound like a great idea
Me being very wide in the back
He has the same hair texture as jason.
Teeth are superfluous in a world where blenders exist
removes your teeth to reduce weight and increase your speed. since you no longer need to eat food (meth and liquor are only required) teeth are a useless vestige of the past.
so true....but society isn't ready for this conversation
You're a 4channeler. That road was crossed a long time ago.
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i also took a picture of the sky today but it’s not as good as yours, moon isn’t full enough to get a good picture but i tried anyway
i feel a special connection to the moon
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1am is my bedtime, gn /cum/pups
I'm probably going to die if I keep going at the rate I am. I really like the term death of despair. One of my favorite terms of the last decade or so. It's a particular form of indirect suicide. Overdoses, liver failure from excessive drinking, accidents from reckless behavior brought on by extreme depression or emotional suffering. I can feel my organs straining so much worse by the day. I'm okay with this
good night
Test
3 collected
Been awake for like 26 hours. Think I'm gonna crash soon. Hope I don't sleep all day tomorrow hehehe.
business idea:
start lifting and shout random Macho Man quotes at HUNNIs in the gym
Me too i always feel a sense of awe and inspiration when the moon is particularly full and bright
Ive sworn oaths to the moon before as a bit of a larp
If there is a cosmic presence watching earth i believe the moon to be it wholeheartedly
Its ao beautiful i absolutely understand how ancient people could worship it
My pic is actually extremely bad yours is 1000x clearer than mine its extremely pretty snd im saving it
Hmm
Average white guy.
night bud
i was hoping you'd feel a little better today
sorry buddy
I talk to myself in the macho man voice when its empty
im going to summon a demon to rape you and rip you in half
Used to do that with my old roommates. We would do meth and then play video games and just absolutely dominate. Man meth is seriously one hell of a drug. I don't miss it but it was kinda fun experiencing it. Just the most insane levels of motivation and energy ever. Any idea that touched your head you'd instantly go do it with 1000% focus and ambition. It's 3am on a Wednesday but suddenly you decide climbing a mountain would be cool? Immediately you are getting in your car, driving to the nearest one, and walking up it. Just complete bonkers
Brian
Dodged
just derma rolled my moobies again today
seems to be helping so far with loose skin
atheists are smarter than religionists
YAH thats probably Because it always your head IS empty
*poses*
cause to get in the mindset of the macho man, yah
you need to be the CREAM of the crop, yah
and this crop is expecting a full harvest
oh yah
Lol
All good man I do feel a bit better today actually thank you for caring
Erm
I used to take ritalin but it made me way too manic and paranoid
yeah they seem to figure out smart ways in killing themselves
Is the US supposed to work on an honour system? I thought taxes could only originate from Congress, not the Executive dictating to Congress
im not br*an
you cant dodge demonic magic
no service
At least I won’t get 50 million calls today
I try to be neutral on this but then you hear religious ppl sometimes say the most retarded shit you've ever heard with a complete straight face. I kinda hate religious people subjectively even if I think they're actually objectively superior on a lot of things
w2c
he turned that dude the other kind of indian
is sneed welcome here
Meth is exactly like Ritalin but way way stronger and a lot more euphoric. If you remember Ritalin you have a pretty good idea with what meth feels like desu. They're in the same sort of category just extrapolate basically
Saar this is the FBI you need send me $500 Carls Jr gift cards
if you're gonna save one, save this one it's my favorite i've taken recently
the dynamic between US-Canada is that Canadians are twink bottoms that are a bit tsundere and the US are tops that grope and squeeze canadian twink butts. canadians actually like US the best but they lie about not wanting butts squeezed and slapped etc
Men who ejaculate 21x or more per month are less likely to develop prostate cancer compared to those who ejaculate less frequently.
someone from india signed into my ebay account
I Ritalin your sister
i hate when it goes sideways so much
Holy shit what game was this? Urban heroes or something? I remember this shit but it's been so long
I figured as much. I was always 1 cup of coffee away from being unable to read and the paranoia was way too distruptive
Boom, baby
I'm never getting prostate cancer.
they finna tryna scam u bruh
What about +21x hands free prostate orgasms per month
My phones never tale good night sky pics idk how to make them do it
I have some sunset pics but thats it desu
I barely ever jerk off I'm doomed
Kek this show would never be allowed to air in current year.
Pretty normal
Dang yeah stimulants must not be your thing. I wish coffee actually worked for me but it's useless most of the time.
just downed a glass and a half of milk
feeling POWERFUL
bro got a little talk show goin on
had 2 glasses of baja blast wish i had more
Epic spell wars :)
r8 my moon
I wish coffee actually worked for me but it's useless most of the time.
It tends to make me jittery. I just really like the taste
very pretty
what is your favorite snack?
for me its chocolate bars and peanut butter
I wish coffee actually worked for me but it's useless most of the time.
ADHD clue
poop
i really like this
it feels kind of otherworldly for some reason, this is kind of dumb but what was the temperature when you took this picture
Gorgeous, very nice pic
Big fan
Would love this on an mtg swamp
Wow this is mega pretty too
theres no tasty snacks here and my parents dont care
pride month is this month?
sour gummy worms
just started full metal panic
banger
I took this picture late last summer
go on an adventure for some snacks
dont lose your head
try watching anime
fall asleep almost instantly
yikes
its dark and scary outside
gorgeous that's such a cool little clearing this is a great spot to rest
you would know sweetie
we're all sharing pictures of the moon, go brave the dark and take a cool picture on your snack adventure
i do not get it
It was around 55*
Went and took another pic of stars(?) In the triangle
Prob a planet at least 1 i bet
Its cloudy out and they got covered
Hnnng
Gorgeous wow
my parents wont let me out this late at night anyway
thank you
vaguely wonder for the past few years why my coworker is so annoying
posts his mental health diagnostic results in a group chat
verifiably clinically retarded
Must be brutal getting this back
"Sleeping with" is a general euphemism for sex, right? Could you say you slept with someone even if it was just a quickie with no bed or sleeping involved?
I love /cum/ sometimes :)
forgot to bring my plant inside
evens i go out to get him
odds i let him stay outside
why are all these cosmic anomalies happening now when we can record it?
fuck you demiurge
yes
why you wanna know?
Ty. I was mixing it up with Urban Rivals.
Yes
thanks!
i don't know it just adds to the value of the photo and makes it more real? i don't know man i'm dumb but i just like to know
For sure
I keep waking up incredibly early in the morning, and then my hip starts hurting and I cant fall back asleep
my head hurts and Im exhausted but I know the exact same things going to happen tomorrow
are you a twink or tranner?
you need a massage from me
Not bad/10
Personally I avoid outdoors I get really sad and scared any time I'm not in a citt
Bitches always be wantin to just know stuff
Why r girls like that
Yall just like knowin
tells you athletes and movie actors are natty
they really do
There’s a filter on her face
2025
filter on female faces
Pick all.
I need a new gf so bad!!!
I miss having someone to come home to!!!
are deep fried snickers gross
yea me too bud
that sounds gross yes
I personally don't mind living alone
It's better than a deep fried giggle.
does anyone want a belly rub?
i'm okay with being alone for awhile but i start getting a bit stir crazy after a week or so
Lol
This tariff stuff is gonna fuck my shit so hard dawg. There was a glut of jobs in my industry and now we're gonna go back to seniority cards at the union hall and restrictions on how many months you can work in a year like they did to the older timers in the 90s. Why did Drumpf even bother infusing money into university programs for my field, pumping out new grads will make this so much worse.
Going to watch chess videos and sleep gn /cum/ love u guys
At the fair I could eat about 4 corn dogs and an elephant ear to be satisfied for a couple hours. Probably cost $50 these days
he thinks unions will exist anymore once everyone's fighting tooth and nail for any mcjob left just to scrape a living
new
early :/
hmmmm
nah, still not using a schizojeet new
dude it's fine, don't split
Unions dominate my industry and it's hard to get a job directly with a company.
all I'm hearing is a lot of crybaby bullshit my guy
pull yourself up by your bootstraps