/cum/
/cum/
humiliation ritual for sean
men only want one thing
his hair looks like the rainbow soap at the car wash
I assume this is my private sand trap I dug
wut
Last aminal now bed
This tariff shit is unironically gonna turn me into an alcoholic. I work in shipping!!!!!! Democrats you can inject race communism into my veins just fix this shit
good night
has gotten so bad for men when it comes to dating / relationships
they now white knight for trannies
IF I COULD TURN BACK TIME
pretty painting
drinking milk
I work in shipping
RIP bro
enjoy buddy
need to poo :/
88 days until I turn 25
it's my birthday today
*farts*
Are you having a pidser party
your employment is secured for the future at least
happy birthday bud. god bless
happy birthday
You already used this joke last thread
fixes all your back problems
i really need to start doing them again
Its just that i love you
More than i love
Life itself
AND I GUESS THATS WHY THEY CALL IT THE BLUES
Your mom worked out my erector IYKWIM
he's got some cake
how about you ship some bitches
Happy birthday
yes and you are invited
thank you
In 88 years, I will for sure be dead.
i was looking through my camera roll for more nature photography, but then I found nudes of my ex, and got hit with a little melancholy
thank you mr iceberg
most popular and talented trans person is Blasian
weird
and you are invited
Ty
Happy Birthday. We didn't forget your now not-future birthday.
Took a picture of my nightstand i thought the red glow made it look really pretty idk
video games were better when all games had main menu music like WoW and Halo reach
love the unplugged too
this nigga trying to be aesthetic LMAO
that is a pretty bright clock
im sexy and i know it
30
year
old
BOOMER
Not as pretty as you
evens i sleep
odds i stay awake
this is me
the numbers have spoken
i've watched the unplugged probably 100 times at this point and it's always good
i went and saw jerry in concert and he flicked his pick at me
it's in my fireproof safe along with my passport and stuff
Here you go. Much better
i saw him at the ryman in 2022, he was sick so he was drinking tons of water and had cough drops and stuff but he did a great job
whos the dude on the left
A background character
Looking at my own penis turns me on.
this except when i can smell my penis
forgot why i did this last year
Dave from Daveland.
i do not look like that but i wish i did
i look more like this (except my family could not find a 9 so they put 9 single candles next to the 2)
TAOUUBA
are ou cie are oyu
.....
are you cute?
O'Malley has no chance but Dana wants him as champ so bad
I haven't had cake in 10~ years so we do the happy birthday ritual on my birthday and then I don't partake or we don't do it at all.
Do you think RFK will approve of me getting a side salad?
Ay yo
*Slaps you*
this is literally me
what's your favorite food? just do that instead of a cake
my last birthday we went and got steaks because i was having a very iron deficient craving that day
Cooking chicken and hand feeding cat yesterday was a game changer. Tonight he was actually running around when I got home and he's come out several times. He still runs away if i so much as stand up or he hears the oven beep or something but still way way better and he's active.
I found out the place I adopted him from have been giving him gabapentin 2x a day for the last few months. They did not mention this to me at all. So turns out the poor dude has been going through w/ds this whole time. No fucking wonder he wasn't eating or drinking and also explains his extreme skittishness (rebound anxiety) and lethargy. He's been straight up cold turkey quiting anxiety meds this entire time.
I quit Xanax cold turkey once and it was hell on earth. Honestly pisssed they never once told me about this in the entire process. Just happened to find it buried in the paperwork they gave me
Birthday sex?
Americans haven't really been all that friendly toward Canada as of late
Lose some weight.
poor baby, at least he's starting to come into his own a bit, he just needs more time
glad mister kitty is doing better, that's really dumb that they wouldn't tell you that that's pretty important information
Their glorious leader tells them what to think.
Keep in mind that although this chapter aims to illustrate the diversity of the female form, not all self-identified women or females possess the anatomy presented below. Please note that the words person with a vulva are often used instead of female in this chapter in order to respect gender and sex diversity
Textbook of my sex ed class im taking
ruined my sleep award
not that im suicidal but i feel like life would be so much more interesting if you made it a thing to live life to the fullest everyday and do as much as you can because you will die/or will kys in 6 days etc
What fucking state do you live in? I blame teachers unions for this
no, sorry. picture miku as an ugly 29 year old man and that image is spot on.
sure why not
I unironically hate cake and would always scrape the frosting off because it was get stuck in my throat
your cat's a druggie
i get trying to be inclusive and stuff but 'person with a vulva' is pretty insulting
chatgpt sucks
We'll usually do something like that. This last birthday I think I just slept all day(I can't remember) so there was no ritual or awkward phone calls from "relatives"
It's completely refusing to generate a sleeping apu image
So am I
what do you type in the prompt
i got an incel buzz and now i look like an incel
how could this happen to me
it made his mouth into an ear wtf
gradually I began to hate them
I always get a high skin fade
Tell my mom and my family I loved them
youtube.com
this is one of the greatest electronic musics albums ever
yeah, it is.
odd nerdrum likes to put himself in some of his paintings but usually it's him with his wiener out. i guess he decided to make himself a woman in that one for some reason.
you always did bitch
gotta go to bed early i have to go to the doctor in the morning
night
Washington..
I blame teachers unions for this
its a uni class
night bud
Create a photo-realistic version of this image
It's refusing based on a policy violation but it's being very unclear about it
Night spinny
what are the most stacy and chaddest sport in murica?
naturally since I only grew up with 9/11 sandbox wars and it continues well into adulthood
2010-2011 teen furry femboys would send me shit like that and send me their bussy
i asked to make it ultra realistic ill try your next time since i hit the limit
sex
and
sex
stacy
Cheerleading
chad
Football
Stacy volleyball
Chad football
good night
*tucks spinny into bed*
Is there a good and safe mongering scene in mexico? Is it thailand tier?
2010-2011 teen
25 - 10 = 15
wtf did he mean by this
Ew leave her alone creep
this
absolutely not. uruguay might, it's the only safe country south of texas. everywhere else you run the risk of drugging, kidnapping, and death
why? aint football and cheerleading just middle class sport? or is it becuse it just demands physics and power?
how's vollyball most stacy?
or is it becuse it just demands physics and power?
Basically and because they're the easiest to pick up and play
I mean football and volleyball, cheerleading I think is more niche and I see it as a little more bimbo than Stacy. Like MMA is Chad too but probably more chud compared to football and more niche
Watch hundreds of hours of american tv and you'll understand
My farts are fucking rancid and some of the smell is getting trapped beneath me and in my pj's, so everything I get up or turn, a new big whiff comes up
who excited for this shit tho
Today in 1973, Motorola’s Martin Cooper made the first known mobile phone call, using a prototype of what would become the Motorola DynaTAC 8000x, the world’s first commercial cell phone.
this guy got mad pussy with that cell phone you just know it
An intellectual is created when someone finds something more interesting than sex
Football has glory and respect tied to it for Americans.
Cheerleading has attention and control tied to it for Americans.
Makes sense now?
football is the most chad because it requires the most raw physical strength and is culturally the most important. being a star player for the football team is a big deal at a lot of highschools.
the most "stacy" sport is a harder pick, i'd say volleyball just because pretty girls tend to gravitate towards it more than anything else. cheerleading is another good pick, cheerleaders are THE stereotypical stacy but imo in the current year a lot of uggo wannabe stacys dilute that image.
*faux Asian accent* Anita Max Wynn
youtube.com
why do people even play this game when vr chat exists
this is stupid
the most raw physical strength
Long distance swimming?
Cold steel master tanto spotted
this is stupid
Ever seen a swimmer bench 500?
you are conflating endurance and strength
youtube.com
interview with 87 year old farmer in 1929
there's something about middle-aged latinas that just gets me going bros
It's funny that athletes say that swimming is the best workout, because it works out all parts of your body at once.
They're insatiable nymphs
It's funny
I'm not laughing
There is a lot of truth to that
Strengthens the muscles related to pulling as well as the ones for pushing while providing endurance training which doesn't cause repeated impact on your joints like running does
i think swimming is a great exercise, it also supposedly encourages collarbone growth during adolescence.
i can't think of any example right now but i'm talking about women that look like this. anyone else feels that way? no, i'm not the autistic rio poster from Anon Babble.
I would rather marry a young Latina and for her to age into that, rather than to specifically pursue an aged woman, but yeah they're sexy
And the wife from the George Lopez show, constance Marie
is cycling the worst exercise
Changing channels on the tv with the remote.
me and the gf i scored by being a fat faggot
N
I
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G
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free tapier videos download and watch online now
hmmmm
What deep mystery are you pondering
trying to figure out where life is leading me
guess i'm going to make some late night pasta maybe a little pasta tonight and the rest can be saved for later (though that later point will not be next morning)
*Hugs*
Apu apustaja is not pepe
Chatgpt is making my wholesome hello kitty and apu image creation process difficult
Same place it's leading us all.
what kind?
if pepe and apu are different, who is this guy
death? i hope to fast travel
Anon you get away from him! Stand behind me!
simple tomato sauce for some penne. using the half onion trick
lifehack: cut an onion in half
Ok. Now what?
that's literally me
i just wanted to make it clear i wasn't using a premade sauce
Weird amount of science fiction authors were Jews and/or communist
using the half onion trick
what is it
ellison was based
ernst jünger once said (or wrote) that suicide is man's prerogative
he lived to be 102
he also never joined the nazi party, which is quite remarkable considering he was a german conservative nationalist who regretted germany's defeat in the first world war, and sometimes wrote favorably of the exhilaration of warfare
Sign me up!
checkmate atheists
making the sauce by cutting an onion in half and planting it in the raw sauce, letting it simmer with the onion for 40 mins so the flavor infuses and cooks a little bit
people were making fun of chuck schumer for doing this but it worked and the democrats will control the government for the next century
the jinping method?
dont wanna have breakfast with the family tmrw
goodnight
wat tomato sauce recipe are you using> I just use high quality sauce like rao's :)
I NEED to touch his thighs
Watching an isekai. Is there any genre worse than this? It's so fucking garbage.
ep 1
MC is a fat NEET loser
hit by a truck
now he's a baby born in a fantasy world
by the end of ep 1 he is a 6yr old who has prodigious powers
succeeds at every single thing he does or tries on the first attempt and actually even excels
is the most powerful mage in the universe before 13yrs old
also the strongest warrior
also the smartest human alive
every single character is a girl except maybe 1 other male who exists just to make him look better by contrast
also every single girl IMMEDIATELY wants to fuck him and marry him and worship the ground he stands on
0 stakes. 0 character development. 0 plot. Just badass Mc super badass going around being #1 while the entire universe sucks him off and strokes his ego
MC being from planet Earth never makes any practical difference on anything in the story. Their knowledge from being actually a 35yr old in a 5yr olds body is never even remotely relevant to anything in the show
MC will definitely get romantic with a minor at some point or blush about how sexy a 7yr old is (don't worry he's 7 too! Even though he's actually 30 something)
Shit is so fucking garbage and boring. I swear you have to be an actual subhuman to enjoy this crap. And this is apparently one of the more popular ones too. If this is the peak I shudder to imagine how awful the lower rated ones are.
Gnight anon broski. Have sweet dreams <3
I expected Rand to just be dumb lolbert about this today but he acted more like a spokesperson for Canada than anyone in America has
kids don't eat paint chips anymore
jason is NOT going to like this
sounds gay. you should watch frieren
can it truly be said that any man has shaped the world more than the world shaped him?
im in posession of some very erotic photos and videos of his tummy and thighs, wont share them however...
yea japs are freaks and anime is for subhumans
more njews at 10
since when is the news on at 10
Genghis Khan raped so much that like 5% of the world has his DNA.
who is it ?
Oh yeah and don't forget he's always born to some high status or extremely wealthy family of nobles or whatever so all the villagers bow down and kiss his feet even when he's a kid because his family is the most beloved and rich and then when he eventually encounters the king or whatever and they immediately promote him to their right hand man because they detect a hidden talent and ofc thos infuriates his older loyal servant who is jealous and fearful of being replaced ("You're going to really let THIS newbie do THAT? Surely you must be joking sire! No one even knows who he is! How could you grant him magical object/status promotion/access to your daughters hand!?!?! It was promised to MY son remember!?!?!?") followed by them trying to undermine or antagonize the MC who always completely and utterly BTFO's them with minimal effort in some very public and humiliating manner, after which they get punished and everyone celebrates the MC being so awesome and they throw a feast in honor of him and everyone sucks his dick and the girls in his harem start trying to compete with each other for him but in a joking manner and the joke is that boobs titties pussies and they ALL want to fuck him and they make comments like "would you rather me? Or her?" And the MC blushes and avoids answering while stuttering because despite being the literal biggest Chad thundercock in the entire multiverse he's still awkward and scared of women and they don't ever care or find this off-putting actually they find it cute and endearing and blah blah blah
You have to be actually retarded and autistic to enjoy Isekai. Worst thing to ever happen to anime ever. I want to time travel and kill whoever first had the idea for Isekai
sometimes i wonder if a latent power still lies within the people of mongolia
i'd argue stalin. he wasn't even someone lenin wanted to pick, and he went on to essentially be a big part of most modern post-ww2 history with the cold war. at least a century of geopolitics was being based around him
i guess my second pick would be napoleon
I just finished Freiren like 2 days ago
just have this one and call it a day
leaf tier terrible post
why we catchin strays out here bruh
since always, dummy
cause lenin was a retard
kek
I wanna squeeze his butt
...yeah, the USSR was a shitshow start to finish
napoleon might be the most romantic figure of all time
i mean romantic in the true sense
shakespeare would certainly have written a play of his life
he's up there with caesar, making the world how he wanted it and burning bright before burning out
lenin didn't "pick" anyone. that's not how democratic centralism worked.
most romantic figures in history:
1. napoleon
2. hitler
3. me
hitler wouldn't have posted on Anon Babble, but goebbels would have.
what i mean to say is that lenin really did not want stalin in power
and here it is; considered the holy grail of all MREs
menu 23, pepperoni pizza slice
hitler would think anime and video games are based
oh ya
its gvvn time
which dictator throughout history do you think was the biggest gooner
Is it any good
none of them
It do be like that
4 am drinking award
She was in legally blonde
so was ali larter who was in final destination with devon sawa who played stan in the music video for stan by eminem
it's interesting how most protestants don't even care about there being only "one church" or not, while for catholics and orthodox the schism is a major event in christianity's history
Finally crossed the biggest hurdle of all. Cat finally came over and cuddled with me. It's been a long journey getting to this point. Ty anons for all the advice especially the slow blinking thing worked phenomenally
I bet they were all gooners. Except for Pilsudski. He was based.
ali larter
Who?
final destination
Not familiar
devon sawa
Who?
get a fucking clue bro
Wtf was Anon Babblepots problem ?
Story of my life, bro.
imagine being a kid growing up today
what a fucking nightmare
Protestantism is about reading the book of luke and getting so worked up you start hitting the jitterbug and the charleston in a three piece suit with your hair oiled back. And that's why it's based
perhaps why protestants seem to hate old infirm people
Tempted to rewatch meet the robinsons
tempted to rewatch the strange thing about the robinsons
You just made that up
I think the alcohol fixed my eye allergies. Temporarily at least. But still it's a godsend.
my bad it's the strange thing about the johnsons
a suburban family in which the father is trapped in an incestuous relationship with his abusive son.
trapped
in an incestuous relationship
with his abusive son
Well that wore off fast.
i met h wit my ride
and i pimped it (pimped it)
i need 70mill grams
for the weekend (the weekend)
i need 2.669
fluid ounces (fluid ounces)
0.2 and 9 standard cups
(US legal cup standard)
in the bath i need a towel
so i scimped it (scimped it)
i got on out the bath
and i scimp carpet (scim carpet)
im dragging on my feet making pibbies
(big ass pubbles)
walking with my knees asscheeks squeaking
(asscheeks squeaking)
i got on out the bath
and scimp carpet (scim carpet)
slipping down the slope lobster market (lobster market)
(scimp carpet)
i took some window cleaner and transferred it
cheaper plastic bottle than it needed it (need it)
im isopropyl microplastics
50 alcohol microplastics
42 instead if in metric (if in metric)
actually more like 25 alcohol microplastics (servings microplastics)
i have to use water so they drink it
s'pose i'twont be t'long a'fore i'm a r'gretting my life a choices 'gain
im not regretting my choice rn but i do have some more work to do before i get started today because of my choice to not want to look like i did nothing at home, beause im letting it. without that option i guess it would be what other people choose though (but its not its just that i have more work to do)
Me when I haven't been eating in like 5 days
it in i ride i need oxy oxy
if riding in my car im spraying nitrous
it shooting down the highway 86 dog dicks
blowing up the highway 44 meters
i go for an hour 160 kilometers
i could have save.... no i couldn't
gas then i go turning like a bullet (like a bullet)
wheels turning smith and wessen (smith and wesen)
suicide
i hit a 256 not on vorkath then i freaked it (freaked it)
rock cake into zulrah and it eats shit (eats shit)
Mousepedo
i designed a computer that works in runescape (works in runescape)
2 4 bit cash register minus 1 bit (minus one bit)
the array starts at 0 and null termin it (end it)
i avent read the full IBM documentit
syn - "with / together with"
sine - "without"
makes u think (it also must be "seen" if "sIne" is that)
the path from A to B is not that of A C (A C)
jvmti please GetLocalObject(env,
JVMTIEnv* manip the object
felixcloutier.com
the kratom extracts cart
finally
finally, smokable opioids (even though I disagree)
7-HO is not an opioid
it doesnt have a morphian structure in it not even once
you have no core
or core with a nitrogen in it
you have not enough exposed carbons
you are a joke. the only similarity is that you
you have 3+ oxygens including a hydroxy
you (99%): not an opioid; tiny little part of you: *idine
what a joke drug
thats everything cleared up for my computer ok brb :3
and have a nice day all
Whats up
Return of the king
Tell me one day I’ll be okay
I know it's not an opioid but it truly did help me kick heroin. Another close friend died last week, I really do need to stay off the shit
thats good but most people going to smoke shops arent on heroin and youre an extreme/fringe case
Bitcoin
Wikipedia says that it is an opioid. maybe that is wrong but im just trolling, so it probably is technically/professionally referred to as an opioid and one should say it correct in order to not be wrong
MOMMA
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