/brit/

dogshit yank edition. may as well have not even made it. literally wtf am i even looking at. some poc? kys

I miss being able to post ponies like yesterday

the lucy letby of the americas

RIP /brit/

got belly ache
you know why?
jews

probably all the additives they put in the food

All I can think about is Gigi

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she's an ugly whore

need toilet
know why?
jews

why have you been having a melty about jews for the last hour?

All I can think about is Cathy

Hmmm i think you're evil

the jews

I think that you're a dumb bitch

And now a word from our sponsors

Kys gingerpedo

the jews are bad cos they murdered christ

but we dont really believe in jesus in the uk so

fuck him lol

you're sounding a bit like a jew

What are Ukrainians going to do when they find out they were used and sacrificed for nothing?

val kilmer died

who?

Good riddance

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kick me
/brit/ me
dont u kike or hit me

no ponies
no peters
no mouse

It's crazy to think that in two hours it will be 24 hours since I was getting up for work and I haven't even been asleep tonight

Autism

says the bloke in a paedo child mutilation cult

it's even crazier to think that not one single person in the whole world gives a single shit about you

If I said you had a great body would you hold it against me?

done him
sent willy winkie packing back to his bed

Can think of at least 50 people who do

name them all

Thread, play 'Grace' by Supergrass

Youre brown

G o AWAY

I care

I need to spread her butt cheeks and sniff her farting asshole.

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Sleep soon team.

planning on waking up again?

Good lad. I might follow suit

I'm probably lighter skinned than anyone else ITT, I may be half Mexican but my phenotype gave me very white skin

I'm probably lighter skinned

Have you posted your 23andme here b4?

Yes. Every morning I wake up I shout aloud how grateful I am to wake up alive

I am not a lad

I'm probably lighter skinned

Lol no

Doxxable info

sick of these nsfw ads on a blue board

Wrong again dumbass

My skin is lighter than people with "pvre" European heritage, my black hair is an indicator of Native American blood though

How come everyone likes blonde people but not redhead people?

Remove your name and exif data. You're full of it and ashamed for w/e reason. Either that or you legitimately are unaware

half Mexican

Right again mutt

its a dna reaction because of red haired giants that we conquered and killed back in the old days when there were lots of species about

Schizophrenic post

Youre brown fuck off youre not british

Ok yank

The person you were replying to may be half Mexican but I’m an Anglo Saxon.

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I'm so white I've gone out the other way and become transparent, see all me veins and everything, its like a francis bacon painting

Rex the Runt's musky tuppence

why are they called redheads if their hair is orange

How to fix the UK? Nuke em all haha that's my suggestion

I’m brown and my hand look less grotesque……. anon

Emma is franglais

green on the outside red on the inside?

Mad how I could kill myself and immediately end all my pain and suffering

CORRR

If you're brown or mixed why are you here? I know why, you're hoping you will be welcomed and may even get to talk to a white female. LMFAO ugly shitskins

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Cerne Abbas = geniuses

huh?
are you projecting????

Americans voted for Trump twice

lmao

half-Irish and half-Spanish ancestry.

they're not sure if it was twice or three times, they can't count that high

disgusting

My sentiment exactly

Soy castizo y eso te hace sentir amenazado

what's thaaat brother

so true
but there is a push in trying when it doesn’t matter.
try to find it yourself and you’ll see what really makes yourself contempt

yeah, "Americans"

bull fighting with a particularly large and aggressive potato

EU getting hit with a 20% tariff by the United States, whilst the United Kingdom gets just 10%.

Another Brexit win

hi lads

fannoise

look at the time

/brit/ freaky hours

hate this one Scottish moid…………

start doing this

so this is what rorke gets up to at 4 am

different nipples

Might get a job as a prison guard lol

WOULDN'T THAT BE THE COAST GUARD IN STRAYA?!
HAAAAAHAHHAHAHAH

left is hotter

Dunham

so if this is an ad on a SFW board is it safe to assume any image posted in this vein is allowed?

why are indians allowed on work safe boards?

Not sure what the mods are on about. That most certainly isn’t a SFW ad.

:/

still 25% on our cars
disgraceful

Why are Indians allowed?

Thinking about The Bird

fat

She used to be fatter but has lost 80lbs in the last year

Yikes

Need to catch a whiff of Emma Watson’s fart stink.

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What do you want us to do with this information?

bye bye

what's stahmers plan for putin...

Need my Swedish moid

Poo pissmer

aa meetings are great places to find new drinking buddies

browsing coomer.su

I have ascended

i used to go to AA and NA every week when i got sober the first time and everyone always made the joke that it's a shame we were all trying to stay sober because everyone was such a laugh and we'd have the best pissup ever if we all went pub

Trump just totally fucked the global economy

post just oozes with british culture

Let's all do our best to stop shifting up the thread. Doesn't matter whose to blame we all just do our best moving forward

Trump just totally fucked my global asshole

i agree, first order of business - filtering all american flags from /brit/
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Britain is part of the global economy poindexter

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but is he wrong?

We got efficient yesterday didn't we lads

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so far down the slippery slope you don't even know you slipped.

He WILL get arrested

Cool it with the gay music yeah?

I hate all the joke days but yesterday was such a pain in the arse, Anon Babble is my default chill website

sure, but is he wrong?

I'd love to see Lou Sanders' bumhole

Can't believe she's dead lads

the cherry on top was Anon Babble being the only board left and even then all the posts were replaced with gibberish when you posted.
probably the most blatant cash grab and red flag that the site is on its last legs i've ever seen

Zooey? More like Pooey.

Im pretty sure that guy has links with the CIA, how else could he get in and out of Afghanistan unmolested ?

"aspiring doctor"
yea, sure

F you for making me check

I dont trust anyone born in the 21st century

he's filthy rich and has access to secret alqaida compounds

This is your daily dose of American culture

sits all day

cheeto dust and mountain dew

This woman describing herself or what

is he really a lord or it's just a nickname?

get them in I say

get them housed

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rorke rummaging through his laundry bin for a shirt to spaff into but not his Guitar Hero 2 shirt because that's his main shirt

Rorke nooooo

Get them raping
Get them stabbing
Get them in my daughter's bedroom

I’d love to be in close proximity to Emma Watson when she fills her room with her pungent putrid poots.

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reckon britiain would be fixed if you deported every black person?

Recommend listening to the whole EP, some good stuff there

Clint Eastward

fancy a knuckle sandwich?

Is it really like this?

clit yeastwart

he legally changed his first name to lord for the social benefits

I once rubbed a girl’s clitoris with my finger and she nearly jumped out of her skin. Apparently you’re supposed to get her warmed up first instead of going straight to the clit.

once had a threesome and i ended up tying the girls clitori and couldn't get em apart

had a dream about a job interview where i was asked to meow in different languages

got a bidet installed and got to say love and i mean love spraying arseholeberg with warm water after a poo

I let my dog pee of the footpath around a corner and I looked back and this dumb roastie and her friend stepped in it lol

the ultimate role-switching in sexual intercourse would be having a woman fuck your peehole with her clit

We were at the Irish pub and ordered oysters....when the waiter brought them he quipped, "if you find any pearls, give them to me!!!" to which the whole table erupted in laughter. I maintain the Irish are the funniest people in the world

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ok then you have a wet arse

my bidet doesn't have a warmer so winters are tough but still a cold splash to my button always perks me up

lol that is a funny quip Irish are good lads

already told my wifes boyfriend i want a nintendo switch 2 for christmas

Sounds more like something a Jew would say haha

I'm 1/8th Irish and 1/8th Scottish, so I must be a great lad

1/8th of a good lad
Scots aren’t good lads they’re neutrals

i let tha serpentz that i worship underneath the surface murder me, preferably refer to me as king, i move vertically

well did you?

Wait you're Australian
Stupid pirate

I’m 100% Irish tho

Cool, I'm 50% Mexican and 1/8th Irish, Scottish, Swedish, and German

The archaic Spanish DNA makes me an honorary Spaniard I reckon and honestly means I probably got more Spanish in me than the average citizen there, ha

1. Irish
2. Scottish
3. Swedish
4. German
5. Mexican

mornin pardners

Like what? I don't get it.

Haha loved this spat, she's all like "Oh you're British? Fuck off" lmfaoooo

She detects the British accent and immediately goes into attack mode lls

Trump is taxing our beef wtf

Quavo said he want some beef with me (What?)

Fuck Quavo, Fuck Migos

Reminder that the ontological argument is intended to establish the coherence of metaphysical thinking (and theological thinking), NOT to prove certain metaphysical claims beyond question.
We will never learn to think again unless we abandon key misunderstandings we've inherited from the 18th century.

chortling the notion of a cargo plane or tanker ship going from Aus to the US filled with nothing but meat, just pure flesh as far as the eye can see in the hold

Greta on the ropes

she talks about reviving the Anglo-Saxon spirit of america btw

basic manners are part of anglo saxon culture desu

I'm infinitely more important than you, mathematically speaking. Shan't be elaborating however

poof

hit her in the shitter

British "people" aren't deserving of basic manners thoughbeit

America is fucking retarded they don’t have the beef supply to meat their demand they’re pretty much raising the price of beef in their own country

If you consider importance by measures of magnitude then you could make an argument you're mathematically more important fat boy.

Already told you won't be elaborating but here's a hint: The New Testament

Stephen Lawrence

do you honestly think you spray your arse after a poo and just leave it like that?

Give her some pipe, bro

kin ell, you have no idea how much my regular plate cost me this week

thanks drumpf

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mad how mark just left his wife
what a dickhead

Some women have that thing where their face is chubby and you think they're fat, perhaps they even have fat on the back of their arms, but then one day you see the rest of their body properly and it's perfeclty shaped with a flat tummy, arse and thighs.

Honestly bizarre but I have seen it on too many women to count.

we ran the background check sir

he is not employed anywhere and never had a job

he has no social media and no phone number

his residence is allegedly at his parents house but after 16 months of observation we have never once seen him go in or out

we asked neighbours and people nearby but nobody seems to know who he is

he has no friends and no girlfriend

he also has no bank account, never paid taxes and isnt a member in any club anywhere in this city

its like we are hunting a ghost

who the hell is this guy chief?

THATS YOUR WIFE
YOUR GENUINE ACTUAL WIFE YOU DICK

marks never been married though has he
if he did manage that I wonder what scent he wore on his wedding day, was it fish or was it shit, some days he smells of one and some days he smells of the other you see

/brit/ needs charging up

I miss the old kanye :nerd:

No one in /brit/ actually gives a shit about SeasideMark just so you're aware. You don't need to post about him in an attempt to fit in. You are welcome to post about him in /britfeel/.

The only posts about him here come from sacked tranny off trip.

/brit/ is a Charlie Veitch general

We love SeasideMark here actually

This seems to be at least partly true. Sacked tranny is a big SSM simp for sure. He also hates it when anyone mentions Tim.

Bingo, bango, bongo; bish, bash, bosh.

finally passed my driving test on the third proper attempt lads
fuck me what an ordeal

shut it

Need are Emma to poo in my mouth.

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How many British people does it take to fill up an island

i've never driven a car, never had a job, never had sex, never been on a plane, never travelled outside my state

Lfg lad

which dungeon?

have you played some fun video games?

I only like story games because I’m too uncoordinated for multiplayer ones

i've never driven a car, never had a job, never had sex, never been on a plane, never travelled outside my state

there is a house in poo orleans
they call the shiteing bum

new cop game coming in a month
looks kino

go pay my neet bucks wagie

listening to mike oldfield albums is the only way to stop myself from rumination

enjoy this every few mornings as I also sit at home with the morning cup of loom and brit

anyone else yank their pizzle to dead pornstars exclusively?

poo smells thread

leftypol reading rationalwiki
rorke reading the 1911 edition of encyclopædia britannica

Bit early

had two curries last night

do we have a ghiblified image of David Mitchell laughing?

Hangover has yet to fully subside 24 hours later.

65, just a kid.

wanking an arse with my arse

Alri Jennifer Connelly

yeah