/med/ + frens

Thank you. I hope those family issues solve themselves.

Cagie again (library) busy with work (reading Umineko).

did Spaniards quit their general?

Yes, most Spaniards are election tourists and went back to their normie and schizo outlets, that is: twitter, forocoches, burbuja dot info.

FLAG

I really wish I had not read that post.

morning dudes
good OP magyar

I love this lil guy

Have this ghibli then

Based

im going to mallorca to live on alms

I wish I didn't have as bad a case of prosopagnosia as I do.

Do med women like nordic men?

This evening there's going to be the Milan derby in the Coppa Italia's semifinals, let's see how that goes

Women will like you as long as you are Chad, doesn't matter what ethnicity.

Not necessarily, and also you don't have to be a stereotypical "Chad" to get women

Pic related, he's short and ugly, but he worked hard to be successful

I will not fall for the hook.

You can definitely play in the NBA even if you are 180cm tall, you just need to be skillful enough!

he worked hard that's why he has a wife

casually check the shape of said wife's nose

I am noticing so many things I can't even begin to describe them.

I can be your "girlfriend" if you actually look like that

prosopagnosia

Made up word.

I'm not baiting, I'm trying to offer a bloomer perspective (success is possible) rather than a doomer perspective (failure is inevitable)

There have been NBA players shorter than that. This guy is only 160 cm tall:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muggsy_Bogues

My point is that things are possible when you try. Negativity is just defeatism and it doesn't help.

Not everybody will end up as rich as him of course, but my point is that he succeeded at life without being a stereotypical "Chad", so maybe you don't need to be that

There are many ways to succeed at life.

Bernie

I unironically miss this madlad, F1 became so gay after being sold to (((Liberty)))

Yeah sure, and Isaiah Thomas, and Steph Curry
They are like what, 1% of the people who played in the NBA? You can't base your reasonings on an exception, that is what I implied

Based

Me in the pic except I am already living in the countryside and I hate it, I'm a city-boy goddamnit

tp

tf

I'm not baiting, I'm trying to offer a bloomer perspective (success is possible) rather than a doomer perspective (failure is inevitable)

Well, that's fine, but there's being liked because you're attractive and there's being liked because you've achieved economical success (or were born with a silver spoon in your mouth). Could people be attracted to you because you're charming, interesting or you've worked hard on whatever you have a passion for? Surely, but let's not kid ourselves and think that's the main reason someone like Guillermo del Toro has married twice (according to google).

All words are made up.

and rooning fast

oh ok, idk how programming goes if you're into that then
but imo you can just get into higher weight and less reps if you care about depth and oxygen levels. Just hold the bottom position for longer

thank you fren

Apparently he phoned up F1 bosses the other day and told them to bring back V10s

I'm not saying everybody can become Bernie if they try hard enough. Because you'd probably need some luck on your side to do as well as him.

My point is that you can still succeed even if you're not a stereotypical "Chad", if you play to your strengths.

I formerly lived in a city and I miss it

Well, that's fine, but there's being liked because you're attractive and there's being liked because you've achieved economical success (or were born with a silver spoon in your mouth). Could people be attracted to you because you're charming, interesting or you've worked hard on whatever you have a passion for? Surely, but let's not kid ourselves and think that's the main reason someone like Guillermo del Toro has married twice (according to google).

Sure, wealth and extraordinary attractiveness can help in life. But I am sure there are women out there who don't require those things from a guy. They just want a guy who has his shit together (stable job, presentable appearance, decent morals).

Feeling blackpilled again.
youtube.com/watch?v=93MPw9JAgRE

There are many ways to succeed at life.

I'm NGMI though.

but imo you can just get into higher weight and less reps if you care about depth and oxygen levels.

I see.

idk how programming goes if you're into that then

Same tbf kek. I just lift weights and run to and back from the gym. Then on rest days I sometimes go for longer jogs.

They are playing us for absolute fools.

Naughty.

How on Earth do people watch YouTube without adblock? I'm playing an autism simulator and had the Steam browser open playing true crime podcasts in the background, and it interrupts with advertisements literally every 5-10 minutes. I had to close it, and reopen the video in Firefox so that I could listen to it interrupted without people trying to tell me about yoghurts 10 times an hour.
The fool doth think himself wise, but the wise man knoweth himself to be a fool.

Thank God I am extremely wise, and therefore cannot be made a fool out of.

It amazes me that people do not seem to look for alternatives or ways to block ads.

One of my friends is terrified of torrenting or pirating anything, but is okay with me doing it for him and sending him the files. I don't think people will go back to piracy.

Well, I saw her just a couple of hours ago so I can definitely say that she is the same woman who is sitting beside me at the library again. She left and came back to the same seat. Curious.

I'm NGMI though

Makes threads about how we are all gonna make it

Five minutes later says that

Anon...

I just want you niggas to make it. I know I won't, so why not cheer you on your journey.

I need a kitty in my life. NOW.

You can get a cat any time you want. They hand them out for free in some places, you know. Sometimes they even just follow you home and you get to take care of them for 20 years.

All I gathered on my oddyssey yesterday was coom material, it's over for me too

Start asking for money for the files kek

One of my friends is terrified of torrenting or pirating anything, but is okay with me doing it for him and sending him the files. I don't think people will go back to piracy.

What a friend, perhaps he is not that much of a friend...

Is that how your love relationship started? Very wholesome.

It would be close to a 1000€ annually to keep a cat in Spain. I could probably manage to keep it healthy and not spend as much money, but that's still money I don't have.
That goes against my principles, I guess no Sephardic blood runs in my veins.
Nah, he's just scared of viruses. Probably got brainwashed by big corp but not enough not to trust me.

the thing is not extorting money, but to make him notice things.

>One of my friends is terrified of torrenting or pirating anything, but is okay with me doing it for him and sending him the files. I don't think people will go back to piracy.

Is your friend a zoomer? In my experience, zoomers adamantly refuse to learn how to torrent, despite the fact that it involves clicking like 3 buttons (they would rather pay £60 a month for three different streaming services).
No, my brother's friend's cat accidentally had kittens and I begged my mum to let me have one (that was so long ago that I have photos of my cat playing Oblivion on the Xbox 360 back when it was a brand new game).

I've tried to teach him some stuff, it just takes time (years).

Is your friend a zoomer? In my experience, zoomers adamantly refuse to learn how to torrent, despite the fact that it involves clicking like 3 buttons (they would rather pay £60 a month for three different streaming services).

He was born in '98, so two years younger than me but it does seem like he prefers to pay for the services, could be the "convenience" even though it's happened plenty of times that we could not watch a show or film because it wasn't on a platform they pay for, or because it is not included on the price range they pay, or because it recently came out and you have to rent it. I don't see how it is as convenient as downloading a show, clicking the episode and watching it.

14

Please post the other 13 photos now.

Unfortunately I can't, because I'm in some of the pictures, and you can see personal details that I would rather my personal FBI agent not learn about me.
All I am willing to disclose at this point in time is that, yes, I did 100% Oblivion the 360.

Just put a funny image over the dildo anon, it just takes 5 minutes, you can even ask chatgpt to do it for you

High impact.

Playing western RPGs in a console is grim, that’s all I have to say.

I didn't own a PC in 2006 unfortunately.

the convenience meme

Never understood it personally. Not only do you have to sign up/sign in to those services, but you also have a far more limited selection of shows to watch. I guess we shouldn't complain about it too much though - who cares if they're paying for it as long we aren't? I would rather spend my money on lamb doner kebab wraps (with extra garlic mayonnaise) and white chocolate kinder bueno bars.

You are almost 30 years old why are you still in university?

She's the same woman from a video you posted yesterday, wish I knew the source

I would rather spend my money on lamb doner kebab wraps (with extra garlic mayonnaise)

Or you can just throw it in the trash if you're that determined to spend it on useless junk.

Yeah, but I don't know who she is.

Age is just a number

I will forgive your insolence on this occasion, but heed this warning: even my infinite mercy has its limits.

Repent ere judgement cometh.

So cute! Rare pic of when she was a young lady.
Ultra based. I also was a console shitter for the longest time and played Oblivion, Fallout 3, Skyrim, New Vegas and Fallout 4 on consoles.
Each one of my playthrough lasted until the FPS dropped to like 20 and the save file size was too much too handle.
What a grim, yet more simple/fun time.
I remember talking about Oblivion with my middle school friends and the classic bullshiter telling us whole new quests unlocked when you got to level 50.

ellaalexandraxo

One fortunate day, you shall have the privilege of sampling authentic döner, and it will dawn upon you that all you’ve consumed beforehand was little more than garbage.

Raising your gaze to the sky, you’ll notice a crescent-shaped moon with a star next to it, and with tears glistening in your eyes, you’ll murmur, “I am sorry Turkanon! for doubting your wisdom.”

Fret not, however, my beautiful Feline African-American friend, for I shall graciously pardon your mistakes.

The British propaganda machine has plied you with total fabrications regarding the true nature of döner.

But it's time to wake up from the matrix

I understand being reluctant to torrent because not all releases are legitimate.
But browsing the web without an adblocker is even more dangerous because of all the malicious advertisements and trackers.

SEXOOOOO

im a zoomer and i have a lot of friends who use torrents
that being said im the one who taught them how to...

Open video of a cute girl

Cute smile, nice body, all that shit

Ffw 3 seconds

Pulls out a massive cock

Honestly, I could blame myself for browsing Anon Babble, but I'm just going to blame this one on catnigga (he funds trannyposters, it was revealed to me in a dream).

no PC until 2006

Grim.

I had my first one in 2008

Well damn.

Mental how the Brits shipped her ancestors to Australia for stealing bread, only to fill up the country with jeets instead.

masterpieces often go ignored brother...

I had my first one in 1994, guess I was lucky little fellow.
IBM PS/2 running DOS by the way (later upgraded to OS/2 and then Windows 3.1).

shekel runes instead of the shields with the five Christ wounds

OY VEY

Exceptionally based

masterpieces

ai slop

nós eramos sefarditas ou uma merda assim

This was my first gpu on my first computer.

need a big breasted Goth girl to forcefully seize me like how the Goths forcefully seized Lusitania in 5th century...

éramos conversos o algo

Based and AGPpilled.

that entire shitshow was unironically Spain's fault (and our king for being a simp for some used up Spanish hag, but that's another story)

Getting fond memories of parkouring on the roofs of Anvil and sneaking around for the TG quests. Uncovering the secrets of each city...
Those newfriends are getting mouthy. You're right to put em back in their place.
Asking why we eat 'babs or are in uni in late 20s. The insolence.

newfriends

are in uni in late 20s

Oh yeah, I'm a newfriend.

I've been posting on Anon Babble since 2011, but sure man, whatever you say

He hit you with your own weapon, didn't he?

These newfags gloating about being here since 2011 while I’ve been here since ‘07.

Damn.

I mistyped, I meant 2003

2007

absolute jej

Did you really start posting when you were 13?
Damn unc.

No, see Before that I was chilling at Something Awful, a website newfags here wouldn't know about. But it's ok

So you're telling me you're like 27, and you start posting when you were 5. But before that you were already shitposting on another board.
Wtf unc fr

girl replies often

we go out

she stops replying after

It's so over it's ridiculous.

Yes, exactly

What was the weirdest topic you brought up?

Apparently girls aren't interested in discussing Abaddon's mistakes during the 13th black crusade

Nah jk I got too touchy and she wasn't digging it. Got shot down while going for a mouth kiss too

Apparently girls aren't interested in discussing Abaddon's mistakes during the 13th black crusade

KEK

Got shot down while going for a mouth kiss too

Meanwhile, my dumbass requires at least 3 "yes you can kiss me" approvals. I can't get touchy unless she gives me very open permission.

Tbh I don't know how to approach this. At first I was usually very timid and would only touch the girl during goodbye hug. Hug would usually evolve to a kiss
Afterwards I tried being more upfront, desu sleezy up to a point and it's been 50/50 so far. But yeah nowadays I'm basically wrapping my hand around girls' waist on date 1 (not straight away obviously, towards end of date if she looks like she had fun) and feeling up their legs
Mixed success for that so far.

Was talking about the portuguese telling you that
You're a newfren on /med/ yeah. Wasn't speaking about Anon Babble as a whole.

Portubreeder doesn't understand that in third world countries like Brazil or the UK, household PCs weren't a common thing until the 2010s, especially for poorfags. I used to visit the internet café after school back in the early 00s to play RuneScape on low detail mode, because the computers there were absolute toasters even by 2004 standards.
It is merciful of you to teach your friends how to torrent, and wise for them to listen. Hopefully, they will never spend another penny on streaming services ever again.

Ultra based. I also was a console shitter for the longest time and played Oblivion, Fallout 3, Skyrim, New Vegas and Fallout 4 on consoles.

Damn, we really are two of a kind. Funny though, because now I could never go back to playing games on a console, since I'm way too comfortable doing everything with a mouse and keyboard. Back then, I just had nothing else to compare it to.

Each one of my playthrough lasted until the FPS dropped to like 20 and the save file size was too much too handle.

Kek, same thing happened to me too. Also, waiting for 2 minutes every time I exited a cave or door back into the overworld.

authentic doner

My local kebab shop is run by genuine Turks from the Anatolian highlands though. Are you implying that they feed me slop because I don't know any better?

Good day med am back. Real drew and qualified for the final despite med rooting against us desu. Also yesterday afternoon and night Anon Babble was down, what a stupid april fools.

Twinkmaxxing rn.

So you, at 5 years of age, despite knowing english, were already shitposting on american forums?

Over.
At least you went on a date. Some of us here can't even reach that level senpai.

The Double M (MM or 2M), also known as Moselle Mansion
youtube.com/watch?v=6EBcZlF1XS4

Cute birb and nice hallway

Twinkmaxxing rn.

Be careful, those E tablets will give you gyno and make you lose all your hard-earned gains.

My local kebab shop is run by genuine Turks

Doubt it, but sure man.

Are you implying that they feed me slop because I don't know any better?

Unironically 100% without a doubt yes, assuming that they are not Pakistanis larping as Turks (I saw many "Turkish döner shops" run by Syrians, Afghans, Pakistanis, and even Indians in Germany)

Nothing wrong with them changing the food to adapt to the customers in the UK, I am not saying it's a bad thing

But expecting a place like pic-related to cook food even remotely similar to the food we eat here is ridiculous.

I wouldn't have the courage to do that desu

the UK

I miss the döner from Germany desu

tablets

I'm not a roidtranny thoughbeitever.
I shaved, washed my hair, exfoliated the skin on my face, and will apply a night mask before heading to bed around 10 pm.

Do you miss any other stuff about Germany? :^)

No that's about it

I can hear them speaking Turkish to each other all the time though - unless you think they're so committed to the larp that they learnt Turkish to trick their customers (in that case, it worked).

tfw you wake up and immediately remember that you live in the UK

The usual, sir? I'll give you extra sauce.

Love those niggas so much you wouldn't believe. Turkey should become part of the EU just because of them.

What is this crap doing on our territory? Germania delenda est

Kek

No, I’m saying that even if they’re """Turks,""" they’re still diaspora. So, they are about as Anatolian as Tony Soprano is Neapolitan.

If you’ve seen the show, you’ll remember them going to the "motherland" and not being able to communicate with the actual Italians.

But, honestly, please keep them!

At this point I've come to terms with the fact that I'll die alone so I'm just trying to make the most out of every time I see a woman desu

Got a cuck chair in my hotel room lol

Back then, I just had nothing else to compare it to.

Yeah same for me. Now, I could never deal with console only.

waiting for 2 minutes every time I exited a cave or door back into the overworld.

Don't tell me, the pain was real. I mean we didn't really know what we were missing either, it was a small blessing.

No, I’m saying that even if they’re """Turks,""" they’re still diaspora.

It feels like everyone except for Brits hates their own diaspora and has such disdain for them. I see Australians and New Zealanders who left the UK 200 years ago as basically just Brits with funny accents. Wonder what causes such contempt.

Got a cuck chair in my hotel room lol

Don't forget to permanently borrow the following items from your hotel before you leave:

tea, coffee, sugar packets

tiny soaps, shampoos, shower gels and toothpastes

towels and linens

toilet rolls

Also, make sure to scoop large servings of breakfast foods into several tupperware containers (assuming this is all paid for on the bossman's dime).

Here is said cuck chair.

the franks have alsace back now at least post picrel or charlemagne's empire

It feels like everyone except for Brits hates their own diaspora and has such disdain for them.

I would have hated them less if they stopped voting for an Islamist dictator who is the sole reason why I want to kill myself.

See pic related.

Turks in other countries can vote in elections back in Turkey? And this is legal?

Become gay, my fren
x.com/weirddalle/status/1907198791297442219

My mum bought some Flamin' Hot Cheetos. They are horrendous and made me sneeze for a minute.

picrel

This is what the Egyptians saw.

streaming platforms

They're funding those who crack down on us, however. The best that can happen is for those companies to try and raise their prices so high that the users just cancel their subscription.
Because you touch yourself at night.
I started my degree at 24, not everyone can attend uni at 18.
The glowgency will surely add this post to their collection.
Thankfully they do use adblock, but they don't use NewPipe or some of its forks to watch YouTube on their phones.

Total Bayburt Death

Brits abroad can vote in your elections too

hot chocolate

KEK

Turks in other countries can vote in elections back in Turkey?

Yes, of course.

And this is legal?

Yes, of course.

Kek

They used to have a 15-year rule though, meaning British citizens who had lived abroad for more than 15 years couldn't vote.

Look at my captcha lmao

>Brits abroad can vote in your elections too

How didn't you not know this lmao

1) I've never lived abroad
2) I don't know anyone who's lived abroad
3) I previously had no interest or reason to research this topic

my wife Korean... I WANT TO FUCK KOREAN
please Korean is so cute my wife Korean is so cute Korea chan sex Korea sex with Korean i'd like some more South Korea sex with Korea North Korea my wife cute is so Korean wife

I have removed youtube entirely from my device because it was a resource hog.
Newpipe is a lifesaver for weak hardware but it lacks youtube recommendations but I can live with that.
There is also Xtra which is an alternative to the twitch application.
These applications and also Kurobaex is why I would never not even consider using an iphone even if I was given one for free.
For now android is simply superior.

Hmm, to be fair, you would have noticed if every election night, 2-3 million votes for the most disgusting political party in the United Kingdom suddenly appeared and then drastically changed the election dynamics.

But, except for a handful of countries, every citizen has the right to vote regardless of their residence.

ok.

I just wanted to schizo post after serious posting kek

She's cute. I'd let her beat me with the golf club

That April fools gimmick was retarded

I did too. I would completely remove most of google stuff from my phone if I knew what I was doing.
I use PipePipe which is a fork of newpipe. Tubular and Newpipe stopped working for a bit for me, but pipepipe stood strong.
I have Xtra installed but rarely use it. The only thing about Kurobaex is that I cannot post from there, so I simply lurk.

Ugh, agreed.

I think it would have been funnier if the alert popped up but then the normal website loaded after 3–5 seconds.

Isn't the whole point of an April Fools' joke the "Oh, almost got me!" effect for a few seconds? Instead of a drawn-out, useless joke.

just cross the border Moselle

Pompjatura tajba maġenb il-pixxina.

newpipe

The program I miss the most from my trusty Sony android phone. Sadly work gave me an iPhone shitter and I can't be bothered to have two phones in my pockets every single day.

Pixxina

It has the exact same pronunciation in portuguese, curious. We write it like the italians do though.

I can be your "girlfriend" if you actually look like that

What?

Today in the gym I saw a guy with a gooner ass t-shirt showing Bulma and Android 18 from Dragon Ball in lingerie showing their butts.

Just iamgine marrying this thing, having babies with 1m long schnozes and thinking you were cucked by some jew, never to find out your woman had such a portentous nose.

Weird how easy it was for me to eliminate bread from my diet. My aim wasn't to eliminate it completely but in the past couple of weeks, the only time I ate bread was two burger buns.

I actually like and use gmail and maps so I would keep those no matter what.
A little bit of spying is acceptable when the offered service is good.
But they always go overboard, I was watching a video about the new galaxy phone and it had 35 pre installed applications while costing almost 1k euros.
This is what made android debloaters popular in the first place.
I didn't know about pipepipe, I will check it out for sure.

Like... Cooking, cleaning, spending the whole day scolding him because in my dream he was cheating on me... That sort of "girlfriend" thing.

Weird how easy it was for me to eliminate bread from my diet.

I wish I could too.

Like... Cooking, cleaning, spending the whole day scolding him because in my dream he was cheating on me... That sort of "girlfriend" thing.

What about the other sort of gf thing?

Nah nah nah nah nah hell nah

Everybody talking about that Switch 2

This is the best slampig you can get and I am ready to defend my stance on it

You seem right.

I am

youtube.com/watch?v=5iLUjqbeyv8

I don't consider that woman fat.

I'm curious about what you consider fat then

Each to their own
youtube.com/watch?v=f0wu7lxV99U

musical about black women dropping next week on goyflix

That feeling when taxpayers will save your ass (against their will) no matter what

I didn't buy any game consoles after PS2

Would.

Oops, wrong pic

my parents are allergic to cats T_T

L-aqwa segretarja hija dik ta' fuq - u xi drabi taħt - l-iskrivanija.

That's just chubby to me.
The groupchat includes gifs of the things we've drawn there.
I am allergic to cats, but it gets better/gone when I get used to them. I lived with a cat until I was 16 and only got allergic reactions to cats after he died. But convincing parents is nearly impossible.

Does the face look a bit AI?

Jien kont nistrieħ fuqha

We should play soon

That's just chubby to me.

I don't know the exact definition of slampig

For me, peak drip is turtleneck with suit.
Thankfully I can pull it off without looking like a faggot.

KINV

Fuck czar

KEK

I've been trying the Chinese AI run to get pic-rel but I got tired.
Absolute kino aesthetic though.

Btw, install extraflags so I can tell you apart from the other Portuguese posters >_<

HOLY FUCK THEY ANNOUNCED SILKSONG

woke up and spent 4 hours in my bed, i hate my life, im so lazy i dont even want to go out and buy cigs

AGAIN!

Releases this year. But they also said it would release back in 2023, right? I haven't played HK yet, I guess I'll wait until Silksong is out.

they prob were gonna release it sooner but made some deal with Nintendo to release it when the Switch 2 comes out

I tried but I think I might just be too retarded to get it to work
I feel like this boomer
youtube.com/watch?v=5uPkOLr7Yjs
everything is computer wow (I don't understand it at all)

click on extra flags setup and choose ur flag

already did, nothing shows up

weird, something like this is supposed to appear, maybe theres something blocking it

Probably the Anon Babble X messes with it, happened to me before.

TFR is still alive?

i have 4chanx tho

I'm aware and it still doesn't work

did u reload the page?

aye
Czar's putsch failed

yes, repeatedly
even tried it in a private window, even tried restarting my computer
doesn't work

Where's your Oneechan?
I don't know about releasing it sooner. I think Nintendo might have given some money so it releases for once.

wtf...

Cake for today’s bday!

What does oneechan add the 4chanx experience?

Wtf

Big business meeting tomorrow. Not sure I'm really ready lol.

adorable <3

Happy birthday!

Cute! Is it the lil guy's bday?

Good night med am too tired to stay
You'll nail it like usual

happy birthday!

Looks like it is his corpse they will find in the wreckage.
Every year that passes, he grows increasingly stronger.

Themes, mascots and functions I don't really use.

I just saw the 3 on the candle! Fuck time goes faaaast!

happy birthday :3

Thanks Momo, I hope so!
I won't be as drippy as you but I'll make it work.
Goodnight.

I miss Brune. Not many city slickers to sneedpost with.

i think i tried it once but then uninstalled right after

gigaboomer
my first own pc gpu wuz agp too :3 winxp with quake 3 tier games.
doe my parents pc before that wuz my first. win98se. wuz playing stuff like jazz jackrabbit 2 on it.
gigazoomer

Happy bday to the kid!

Wonder how many brunelings he's made so far. Bet he's going full Genghis Khan from Thailand Myanmar to Malaysia.

I didn't even notice it's been abandoned for 6 months.

Kiddo says thanks to everyone!

I’m hoping he didn’t fiddle any Thai transformer.

Night /med/.

gigazoomer

quite the contrary, I was entering uni at that time
just poor

I wish time would slow down a bit.

I wish I could reverse time to be honest

I did NOT need to see these two posts before going to bed.

That too.

I wish all my dreams come true

My apologies

That's a good wish to have

Oops, forgot the soundtrack
youtube.com/watch?v=kY27wmTZwyg

For me, it's the power to stop time and become invisible and shrink myself down. And the power to enter female locker rooms.

holy fuck stuffed crust pizza is actually disgusting

Sounds delicious. I would add immortality to this mix