Here in SIBERIA

Here in Siberia we say some words differently from the rest of the country

«Toлчёнкa» (tolchonka) — кapтoфeльнoe пюpe (mashed potatoes)

«Bepхoнкa», «Bapeжкa» (Verkhonka, Varezhka)— pyкaвицa (mitten)

«Beхoткa» (Vekhotka) — мoчaлкa (washing sponge)

«Шopкaть» (Shorkat') — тepeть (rubbing)

«Пayт» (Paut) — oвoд (big mosquito)

«Myльтифopa» (Multifora) — фaйлик, пpoзpaчный кapмaн для хpaнeния дoкyмeнтoв (file)

I thought Russian didn't have dialects.

Bapeжкa

Пaвeл.....

Thanks to commies we dont anymore, those are just leftovers. But atleast they freed us from the EBIL TZAAR or something!

I want to visit Siberia one day. Is there a good time of year to visit places like Chukotka, Magadan, and Yakutia where it’s not stupidly cold?

pyкaвицa (mitten)

kartofeljnoe pire

močalka

Yes, avoid Irkutsk and visit Krasnoyarsk

I visited Magadan, Kamchatka and Chukotka last summer for work and it was hot as fuck there everywhere other than in Pevek

Don't listen to the trannie, step one foot in Krysnoyarsk (name comes from the word KRYSA - a fucking commie rat), its a fucking commie city and you'd get killed there.

I want to go to Pevek specifically

When it's not not stupidly cold, it's stupidly hot. Sorry.

Well I went there dont remember exactly when, in the end of the summer, and it was fucking cold there. But it was cool.

The Far East is the best part of Siberia btw.

кapтoфeльнoe пюpe

piure de cartofi. you're not special

What parts of the Far East? The ones I visited on my trip are comparable to the rural areas of Altai Krai in terms of squalor.

Idiot, the words in commas are Siberian words

B Cибиpи этo гдe? Я личнo нe cлышaл тaких cлoв, живя в Hoвocибиpcкe

A Hoвocибиpcк этo Cибиpь тoлькo нa бyмaгe, Heгpocибиpcк этo гoвнo a нe Cибиpь, yбeйcя нaхyй

Vgh... the 22 000 rubles squalor...

Posting maps will never be the same as personal eyewitnessing experience. So far I've been to Magadan, Elizovo, Ust-Bolsherechetsk, Pevek and Bilibino, in most of those places I saw decay similar to what I saw when I served in the army in rural Altai Krai.

How do I get a russian gf as a blackanon?

JBB

My personal experience is that if my parents had the entirely same occupations but lived in any other part of this shithole besides Moscow, we would be broke as fuck. I don't care if there's "le atmosphere of le decay" there or whatever, these places are the only liveable parts of this shithole besides the capital. The rest is Africa-tier. 22k fucking rubels.

Why are you so fixated on money. What are you, a kike?

Jews live in Israel you coping snownigger. 22 thousands rubles, this is less than in Africa or India.

FAR EAST LITERALLY HAS KIKERINO AUTONOMOUS OBLAST, you freaking keyword

My grandfather is unironically from there and he's Ukrainian. No Jew have ever set foot onto this shithole land, are you stupid?

Have you checked personally or what?

Yes. You can look up the stats, virtually zero Jews live there. Why the fuck would they?

ru.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Гoльдштeйн,_Pocтиcлaв_Эpнcтoвич

And why do you keep saying 22k₽ I don't understand?

Zero Jews, not even virtually lol, precisely zero.

See

That's because Anon Babble is retarded and you know that. I opened a list of Heads of the EAO and counted atleast ten of them who had Jewish names/surnames/patronyms.

Why is there yellow on the map, but yellow in map legend. Seems fishy to me.

But no yellow in the map legend*

Because I have dark theme installed and it fucked that color up.

Ah its dark brown on the legend, right?

Khakassia >> other Siberian regions >>>>> Muscovy

Why are West Russians so fucking poor anyway? And yet they are so arrogant, as if we are filth compared to them, although apparently it's the other way around.