10 steps ahead Edition
/cum/ - Canada USA Mexico
Real one
not an argument
It quite clearly was an argument. I'll accept your concession and chalk up another WIN over retardleaf (2ez)
real
Is that Nikocado Avocado’s bed
I'll cast my vote here, since everyone else is too afraid
making spaghetti for dinner. realized i bought chickpea pasta on accident. will report back with the results
Do the sneedful and buy Ontario products, sirs
damn I am fucking STARVING
have you considered eating?
Literally me 10 minutes ago, go heat up some leftover ribs
chickpea pasta
yes, but I dont want to make pasta again
Your dad was able to get laid, so why can't you?
i made some delicious rigatoni earlier today
kek
Tarrifs are only bad when America imposes them
Why?
redditleaf won btw
t. redditleaf
because we're doing blanket tariffs for no reason instead of targeting specific products
He had trouble with women and it made him determined. I had women coming to me and it made me lazy
blatantly not true also doesn't really matter even if that were true
Heres a piece of lady advice for the /cum/sters in the audience
Bitches love they watermelon red bull
explain why we should be tariffing canada
truly remarkable 5D chess
It’s good tho
t. man
update: chickpea pasta actually isnt terrible. flavor def is more muted than regular and its starchy as shit but this isnt the disaster i expected
We are currently clean on OPSEC
How about chick pee pasta
They should make ketchup pasta
More people put ketchup on their pasta than chickpeas
chuds' bad day in cumtown continues
cause it makes redditleaf seethe that's good enough for everyone
That's just explicitly not true.
The main issue is the price. I get that some people want to eat pasta with fewer carbs and more protein, though to me it's kinda like those vegan meat alternatives. You're better off just changing your culinary mindset entirely and making different types of food to achieve your dietary goals.
If you want to be vegan, then make good vegan dishes instead of those store-bought vegan hamburgers. Likewise, if you want more protein and fewer carbs, then made dishes where the main ingredient is some type of legume.
Almost a full week with no nicotine. We made it. Today I started eating healthy, operation unfuck myself is going well.
Damn dude, seriously gj
I hear meat alternatives stocks are down
I once accidentally ate a fake beef burger and it was Beyond™ disgusting
Thanks. I stopped feeling physically terrible after 3ish days cold turkey. The last couple days it's only been a mental thing, and every time I think of nicotine I remember the hell I was in physically going cold turkey.
Keep it up, bud. You're doing great.
Likewise, if you want more protein and fewer carbs, then made dishes where the main ingredient is some type of legume.
Beans are high carb. If you want high protein and low carb, you need meat. Especially lean meat, if protein is your main goal and not fat (which has its uses)
poor kid I used to know had to eat ketchup and noodles for dinner, his mom called it "southern spaghetti" because she was trying to limit the effects of poverty on his psyche.
you must be the same dumbass who couldn't read the wikipedia article, can't be this many actual retards here
start key is fucked
They’re completely fucked
Thanks <3
that's why I have a key
Beyond™ fucked, even
Holy based
thinking about fapping
pretty sure my filter expired months ago but I tell ya, just keeping COLD water on hand to drink is a gamechanger, bros
idk what you're on about kid, but your shits retarded.
Next time I get sick I'll try to use you as inspo
Hopefully things got better. My family was a bit poor when i was a kid, but we never really realized it
niggas really acting like you're being forced to eat fake meat
I'm big fan of modern medicine, much of which was created and shaped by Germans
Im a big fan of modern medicine too
and by modern medicine, I mean pornography and anime
When you bite into something that has a texture that you associate with the taste of meat but then you taste chinese gutter oil tofu, well, turns out that's not so popular
porn is good for you
high carb
high
If you're a keto schizo, then sure. But otherwise, I disagree. If you eat a fucking giant portion of black beans for example, let's say 500 kcals worth, you're not even getting 100g of carbs. Again, this is a gigantic quantity (with ~28.5g of fiber, to boot). A more realistic portion of beans as part of a cooked recipe would be something like 30g of carbs per meal. Considering that 130g of carbs is the bare daily minimum for proper cognitive function, I'd say that's really not a very high amount of carbs.
A good lawyer knows the law, a great lawyer knows the judge
sex and women are so fucking dumb
I AM
THE LAW
How do I eat more food, fitnessbros? I'm sick of being a skele but eating is hard
I only drink cold things with meals
Room temp if im just drinking
what if we could combine sex and women into one thing
They taught us everything we know about the effects of frost bite and extreme cold on the human body
Black beans: mostly carbs
Put a tablespoon of olive oil in your shakes you literally wont even notice it and its triple digit calories
Chicken breast: mostly protein
on reflection I think i might make chickpea pasta a normal thing. meal was pretty satisfying with store brand pasta sauce, 93/7 ground beef, and a bit of butter and shake parmesan. seems like a decent place to cut carbs for a meal i have a few times a month
favorite hentai artist hasn't posted anything new in 3 months
my favourite ntr hentai artists hasn't posted in years
you are small time
I'm not denying it's mostly carbs, but the amount of carbs in a portion is still not very high. And the amount of protein most people need is much smaller than the required amount of carbs. Again, 130g carbs daily is a bare minimum; 200 to 300g daily would be very reasonable for most people, whereas 70-80g of protein daily is more than enough for most people.
favorite hentai artist hasn't posted anything new in 3 months
This made me check and I missed that they uploaded a week ago
stop watching porn
you greentext him and not the NTRcuck?
all the good ntr artists are gone
very canadian problems
the best of alps works have been purged from sad panda because they comply with copyright for some fucking reason
ive literally had to resort to nhentai to revisit sex with your otaku friend is mindblowing part 3 (and it STILL doesnt have an english translation)
I am oppressed and im tired of pretending that im not
canadians be like
"there are no more NTR doujins, the east has fallen"
what happened to them. did they finally become the bull
getting sleepy gotta be up early to water parentbergs garden tomorrow
this is how i feel i dont fap to hentai as much as i used to
sex with mormon missionary boys
boigas?
a grillin
what was his name again?
You can season your chicken or steak with Italian dressing mix and it actually makes a fine meal
eating some celery and peanut butter
most caucasian post i've seen
shitty passive aggressive greentext comment that might be aimed at you but it's hard to tell for sure
the damn caucasity of this damn thread makes me shake my damn ass head
Unironically trust me
i went to the park and i saw these gangbangers wearing masks listening to 6ix9ine like its 2017
>shitty passive aggressive greentext comment that might be aimed at you but it's hard to tell for sure
I don't know about the rest of you, but I like paying for Amazon Prime so I can watch jewish advertisements. It reminds me of cable when I'd pay to watch propaganda in between commercials that I was paying for too.
where's his jaw
Been talking to this cute native girl who's 7 years older than me
that box
im closer to you than you know
Guys, you are not gonna believe this
A man just drove a car into a crowd in a european country
You've told us 3 times now at least
Congrats though I hope you get to squeeze her boobies and buttcheeks
and Im sure he was caucasian and not western asian
kill him with black magick
Was his name Mohammed Achmed Hussein?
Don't date native women
T. Lived in Alaska for 3 years
Which country?
so many uncracked eggs in this general
are we gonna have gay sex or what
T. Been kicked in the balls too many times
Am I invited?
Enjoy gonorrhea
Berlin, Germany
lol
Switch 1 direct tomorrow
Switch 2 direct next wednesday
why
I still live in the same city I grew up in. A girl I went to high school with just liked me on Hinge. What did she mean by this?
yes come to 28th and lawndale and stand in a thong and ill come out and invite you in for sex
preview some remaining switch 1 titles that people have been waiting on and get the last few sales out of it before they move to the S2
It means she wants to talk to you with the intent of meeting up, or it means she wants attention, or it means she accidently liked you.
Talk to her and find out
Need mommyberg to go to sleep so I can make food and shit
depends, are you cute
Ye. Are u?
How do I get over the feeling that this is all an elaborate prank?
FUCKING KEK
How much do we bet that this isn't so much Elliot not being relevant as much as her being a retarded bitch
28th and lawndale
By talking to her and finding out? Lol
I matched with girls I went to high school with (but had never talked to) a couple times when I lived back home. I got a date out of it.
Just finished the beer I cracked like 2 hours ago
gayest city in the planet I'm more of a Reikjavik fan how about you?
this nigga watchin real housewives
I'm not drinking for the next few weeks out of anger. Anger at myself for drinking too much this past weekend.
real house wives of africa to be exact
I'm going to give myself bowel cancer if I don't stop eating like shit.
Need to cut fucking pringles and salty snacks out of my diet
fuck mjt right in her blonde milf pussy
tomorrow is probably the last Switch direct
kind of sad desu
seething incel
Jews
I want a disease to wipe out most of humanity and I want it NOW
its been soulless since iwata died
youtube.com
Redditleaf
incels are actually so gross
I'd prefer not to live in a city
*WARNING* This gif is very scary! *WARNING*
This place was nice :)
1 hour until I win the lottery
We need to rangeban Illinois
Jesus Christ, was that real?
You are too far away from that
time to sing the cuck song iceland
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Actually that was 1 hour ago you fucked up and should have already bought the ticket
the goosebumps episode with the floating mask heads freaked me the fuck out as a kid
But then you’d lose high quality posters such as myself
I already know what song it is and i'm not clicking the link
just got a 3% raise and a 3k biannual profit sharing raise
feeling pretty chuffed lads. might buy something nice
i was fucking scared of their fucking book covers how about you?
cum
immediately start hating women again
IF ORANGE MAN WAS HERE I WOULDNT HAVE STABBED THAT MAN IN THE WRIST AND HELD A KNIFE TO MY THROAT
Americans really are like that huh
Thread theme?
youtu.be
uncircumcised dicks are ugly asf i dont get the hype
being a cuck will be normalized in the white, western world your white woman will cuck you
niggas be like
"this book cover too scary"
They taste good and I think they look ok
that means you're jewish o algo
For me it's the opposite, after cooming I rediscover my humanity and feel a little bad for the sadistic shit I coomed too
Congratulations
Which folding knife are you buying?
i was born there
can land planes using only their bowels
superpower 2020 WAS real...
what did you coom to anon
The staff must have been horrified
Hi cook county neighborino *waves*
Dad was both more charming and better looking than me. He was a Canadian rural kid who met an American city girl while on a road trip. She was so head over heels about him she agreed to abandon her family and friends to move to Canada to marry him. It turned out to be a mistake (dad is actually a walking disaster) but that they still had four children before the eventual divorce.
thinking about buying a fridge desu. mine doesnt have a water dispenser or ice maker so might make that upgrade
bro you think you're tough shit just because you're from fucking iceland you are subject to the same bullshit of the white western world with the whole feminism and abortion bullcrap don't pretend you're a tough guy or a big guy tough fucking luck!!!
hit a nerve kek
You definitely do not have sex, redditleaf
women's rights
oh no
This guy really likes water
Go swing from a tree
Not telling you to kys btw, just calling you a monkey
Listening to led Zeppelin
hello
Good evening
Sorry chuds turns out the left CAN meme! Get rekt!
should i cum inside an american woman so she can get a citizenship
we as men have the right to an abortion
hi. hows it going?
Nice I'm listening to Houses of the Holy right now
YEAH FUCKING A 14 YEAR OLD *SICK GUITAR AND DRUM SOLO*
I accept defeat
You're an incel so...
Jimmy Page was evil I do admit
trudeau is a chad
handsome
tall
beat up cuckservative in boxing match youtu.be
the cuckservatives wife cucked him and he got mad and beat his wife resulting in him getting kicked out of party
made fun of nigs and jeets
named his son after roman emperor that exterminated the jews
legalized w33d
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what we listening to niggas!
Sent his redditleaf ass flying
THUNDER
true but he also brought in millions of jeets and thus genocided millions of young incel men
anybody wanna have sex with me
thundering bummy clap
what the fuck should i do with my life
i'm a 3rd decan aries
the paradox of the incel: how can an incel have sex if women don't want to have sex with him because he is an incel how do you solve this paradoxing?
Also he destabilized and weakened Canada so we could annex them peacefully. This man plays 11D chess.
easy, have sex with men
OOOO WOAH OOOOOHHH OH OOOOHHHH
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when you fucking defeat your fucking enemies then they fucking win
any penis brossss?
white boomer music
Are we seriously doing this
youtu.be
nah jews did that he had no power over it
no matter who is in charge jews will bring jeets they still want to genocide everyone and replace them with jeets who are subservient to jews
they will do the same to US under trump just watch it they will deport christian antizionist latin americans and muslims and import billion jeets legally
last election was literally between a jeet and trump (who said he wants billion jeets and has a VP thats racemixed with a jeet)
jews are jeetocoasting every place they control NZ UK AUS US and even EU is full of jeets while latin americans/muslims/east asians get visa denials (because they are curbing (((immigration)))
don't check early life of current immigration minister of canada or what the guy who started jeetening said about trudeau en.wikipedia.org
it's funny that everyone in this board calls each other incel when their woman is getting railed by nine different men each night
What are some meals I can make for lunch that don't require being refrigerated or microwaved?
there's evidence that modi is interfering with other governments, likely including the US, too.
rape
chips
Beans
tuna w mayo sandwich
it's bizarre how redditleaf oscillates from pro-jeet worship to this anti-jeet attitude
why should white men even study shit like engineering if they're all going to be replaced by ai, jeets and chinks?
i like men
also women are not your property
This post
Is this what I look like when I defend Trump being a retard? God I have a lot of self-reflecting to do. What have I become...
why don't you have a fridge
i live in the fucking mountains
watching Pokemon gimmick playthrough
At one point the player starts cracking up over something that happens in game
Most of the time I wouldn't care, just a regular part of the playthrough
Suddenly it hits me how autistic this is
If literally anyone, especially an attractive woman, knew that I watch this, it would be cringe and I suddenly totally understand why. I am literally watching brain rot to relax
Feels bad that I can't enjoy my own cringe anymore. Feels good that I'm becoming self aware and character developing.
Don't know if I should continue my cringe leisure activities because there isn't actually anything morally wrong with them
At the same time, idk how I expect to get a gf or be taken seriously by my peers when I watch shit like this
Isn't much different than capeshit or Netflix schlock 2bh
modi has nothing to do with it
jews are doing this for a long time, they tried it with blacks muslims and latinos first thinking they could ally with them which didn't work
now they will deport them and import 10x more indians instead
that's why they are pushing for war against china. they want west and china to destroy each other and want a jeet-jew dominated world. they want whites and chinese to finish each other off and are already exterminating muslims, they will keep doing that with support from india.
maybe white men should work harder if they don't want to get replaced by indians and chinese
it's for lunch at work
If you work hard enough at the right things all relaxation feels based and well earned, but it's good you are growing.
a mini fridge is like less than $200
Chest fridges and freezers are more power efficient as the cold air does not leak out
turbo cancer
clot epidemic
super autism
and? stop being lazy
he is a white man he can't afford it
Pretty sure this won't happen
there isn't actually anything morally wrong with them
Morals, especially for foids, are primarily aesthetic. If Henry Caville does nerd shit it's a hobby and attractive because he's a famous handsome rich actor. If some accountant manlet does it he's a loser nerd to the same women no matter how fulfilling it is to him. Don't let hypothetical women take away what you enjoy o algo
also women are not your property
I would just prefer if the woman I am in a relationship with would abstain from fucking other men while she is with me
wh*Te man status???
This will never ha- *BOOM*
ACK!
but int told me mgtow is bullshit and that your life should revolve around getting quality pussy
She's ugly and doesn't sleep like a angel
My buddy's brother lives in Washington DC with his wife. He normally does construction and contracting work up here and gets paid really well for it, but in the States he's totally unable to get a job doing his profession. And he has like a Red Seal and everything. He's actually gone to job recruitment centres and had to work with Mexicans and they all got paid like way less than what he would make up in Canada which is like a hundred bucks an hour. So don't tell me it's about competency down there.
six billion big booms
doesn't happen in the majority of cases
it's usually men who cheat
Morals, especially for foids, are primarily aesthetic
I hate women
Literally the only morals they pretend to care about is abortions and open borders
you want me to bring my fridge with me to work?
I know we live in a world of retards but why does everyone keep believing what she does is real and not a publicity stunt to promote her onlyfans page? Like this is the kinda dumb shit that would be in a British tabloid
you are a woman
Zimbabwe
your anecdote doesn't disprove anything
asians outperform whites academically and have higher IQs. die mad about it
your life should revolve around getting quality pussy
Realistically if you're not chad already the only way to do that is getting money, so either way it's pointless to stop doing things you enjoy.
Remember that scene in the kingsman?
damn it's almost like there's an invention to transfer cooled foods in or something
Hmmmm.
LOL that doesn't make me mad cuz it's totally true.
Every time I chased women, I lost money
But when I chased money, I got women too
you are an incel
I want to move to Mozambique
Based zoomer misogynist
asians outperform whites academically
it's easy to buy your way in and to do cheating
have higher IQs
Yes, the great functional asian societies
I'm a millennial
-The wolf of wall street
cope
The Ape of NFT Street
The only Asians that are smart and good at academics across the board are Confucian East Asians (Chink, Japs, Gooks). Jeets are only smart in the West because they represent the top 0.01% of the population. We started getting the rank & file poopjeets here now and they are all retarded (even though technically they are above average).
that's not an option because of the type of work i do. i can only bring meals that can sit in a locker at room temperature for like 4 hours without going bad.
thats my beer cooler thoughever
if i came across elon musk i would stomp on his foot real heard`
Sammich
heard
is this a pun on his ex girlfriend's name?
Id kick him square in the nuts and clock him in the face
i'd fucking carve a swastika in his fucking forehad just like i'm fucking brad pitt in that gay film!!!
What kind, besides PB&J?
I would drop to my knees and beg for money with tears and snot and saliva streaming down my face
heil fucking hitler
You need new entertainment. I suggest women's 45kg and 49kg weightlifting.
cooling packs
and demand your shitty workplace to have a work kitchen with a fridge
You limp wristed redditors would trip over your shoelaces before being heemed by his security
he supposedly has 20 bodyguards and a doctor with him at all times. Apparently spends millions on private security every year to the point it made some people worried about how isolated he is becoming. Personally I think going insane and being rich like Howard Hughes would be very based.
Turkey
New
I heard Elon Musk wants to be the first man to die and be buried on Mars.
Can we get a non-schizojeet new?
Somebody make a real new i don't want that cheap knockoff
whom /retard/ here?
needs security to winn a fight
classic muskrat
I think most people here are smart they just get dumb when they're angry
cum?
?