/cum/
/cum/
shut the FUCK up schizojeet
I was in my early 40s with a lot of life before me when a moment came that stopped me on a dime
Redditleaf thread
is that a shoulder strap made of phone lines clipped to his laptop? what the fuck even
regular laptop straps do not respect your freedom
is there any way we can get a schizoleaf or redditjeet? diversity is our strength after all.
Probably a device to secure your laptop whilst in a hammock
Alan Moore
JEW!!!!!!!!
THERE'S A JEW IN THE DUNGEON!!!!!!!!!!!
THERE'S A GREAT BIG FAT GREASY JEW IN THE OVE–I MEAN DUNGEON
Thought you ought to know
that shit must have felt so good for the cow
brits are blocked from the kiwifarms because of a new law so when will they be blocked from posting here?
Was it rave night at grippendor's? What is rave-themed food even like?
feels like i'm cummin out my ass
Grim.
The village chieftain is my pawpaw
Brits do nothing but shit up /cum/ anyways, good riddance to those faggots.
the material man buys a boat, the philosopher buys a motorhome
Happy 4:20 SMOKE WEED GET HIGH MY FRIENDS
Conselho
its 7:20 big bro
I unironically spend all day every day fantasizing about becoming an hero.
you ever have a nightmare so real that
I had sleep paralysis a few weeks ago
Audio streams are not allowed
except on all these other boards
but not this one
Can anyone here recommend me a card sleeve brand?
I've had a few lucid dreams where I couldn't change what was going on.
i was born in brazil
Take Jimmy Johnson, take Tommy Thompson. Take my best friend, Bo.
But daddy please, don’t take my weed.
Schizojeet is 5'2 120 pounds
you cannot suffer in brazil
same
5 years later still haven't got it
I got jabbed and nothing happened
be honest if most of the world got nuked tomorrow but you survived, would you even be upset or would it be a relief?
i have 700 cards that need sleeves
I felt like shit after the second and third shots. Like super faint and pukey with intense vertigo and a fever. That lasted like two days. Never again.
What is a card sleeve
Two doses of BioNTech.
Third jab was Moderna.
mRNA enhanced superhuman.
am I now living in fallout or did the entire US survive?
it protects cards, like hockey or Magic The Gathering or Pokemon
For me it was Moderna Moderna Pfizer.
It's the cities in the west with the unfortunate demographic situation so it would cleanse a lot of that away
no one got away unscathed, but it's not Fallout. More like The Road where thing progressively worsen as the earth dies off.
Man! I feel like a woman!
nothing would change for me since no one nuking brazil
considering I'm a skinny IT worker with no survival skills or knowledge on weapons, I'd probably be upset since my lifespan just shortened to a week at best
gonna jerk off to mythra
When I first saw you, I saw love.
And the first time you touched me, I felt love.
i look like a good joe
Brazil was hit with bio bombs containing The Rage plague virus, so it's like 28 Days Later everywhere in South America
that rat crawls into her pussy at night
zillion cut marks all over her arm
jfc someone has serious issues
BTW my friends, Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark is touring North America in May and June. You should go if they play near you.
You know, I feel like the average male in the apocalypse should be like 120 lbs at best. No way anybody is able to meet a healthy caloric intake in a wasteland.
should i get the quality sleeves pack of 100 or the cheap sleeve pack of 600
I can heal her
I think you should stfu
It don’t matter unc
Tgc market will crash soon
Don't be mean you bitch
i think you should answer my question
just put them in an old coffee tin like I did with my 1st edish charizard
Fuck you mother bitch
i don't like real girls
O think you should get fucked in the ass
Fuck you bloody
shut up fk
benchod doesn't even mean anything
Everyone settle down
I love girls periodt
parents keep asking me where I am getting all my money from and I can't tell them its from all the porn I've been creating with my 14 inch cock
Going to bed now(7:30pm).
When I wake up, I guess I'll play the 2.2 update of the F2P open world JRPG style story driven action adventure game Wuthering Waves™
i think it's meant to be bitch
David Berkowitz didn't act alone and was an accomplice in the Son of Sam attacks. He was a part of a large underground satanic organization and the murders were a part of a satanic ritual.
Going to bed now(7:30pm).
When I wake up, I guess I'll play the 2.2 update of the F2P open world JRPG style story driven action adventure game Wuthering Waves™
It means "sister fucker."
Where would you rather take a girl out on a date
think im going to hold off on asking momberg to buy me card sleeves
is this the famous Spinny I've heard so much about
When you soyquote a reddit space, you're supposed to put
redditspace
Read a book.
High pitched ringing in my ear for 30 seconds or so is now a daily occurance
It means "sister fucker."
i dont care
i once went to an old mcdonalds that looked like the top one and the tree creeped me out
you don't take them out on dates. that's pussy shit. you fuck them on the hood of your riced out car in front of the shopping mall behind the dumpster then you leave her there naked covered in your cum whilst you drive away into the sunset
I have debilitating tinnitus.
I care.
paying child support is some real alpha shit
read me a bed time story
She’s hot and that’s a fact you can’t deny
wu?
ive had my cards for 3 months and havent opened them because im afraid they will get damaged without the sleeves
Um LOL literally like that yup
she's a stupid libcuck tho
so you're Bread pitt
That don't impress me much
Wtf if i meet Brad Pitt i would definitely be impressed bloody bhenchod mother son of bitch
pacific rimjob
I wonder if Big D has given them the smackdown in private
Bread pitt
That's my wife.
I know boomers are liberals nowadays but is this really the best they can come up with
good taste
So yeah anyway time to sleep
Also I started taking fertility supplements
ntma
fatties get a miracle drug to lose weight but us skeles don't have a miracle drug to gain weight
we live in a society
fat people can stop being fat by literally just not eating as much
Thinkgen bout that video of the white girl on a beach in Bangladesh and they’re all just standing around her in a circle staring like they always do
Why do they always stand around in groups and just stare
That's hilarious. You can't deny Indian men are horny, misogynistic retards.
it's called tasty food
ozempic makes you look like a ghoul
the drug is called Oreos, Pepsi and Burger King
i almost had a heart attack last night
Did you know Hsi has the same seiyuu as Gotoh Hitori-chan?
it's so true tho
So much anime on Anon Babble lately it's crazy
bro there was a book i read in elementary school about some kid who was afraid to go to school cause he heard the teacher was evil and in one of the drawings she had a kid in a cage under her desk just like that pic
I don't remember it's name doe
and in one of the drawings she had a kid in a cage under her desk just like that pic
was the kid naked though and on girl hormones? you never know these days
kek
did you go to the DOGTOR
Was it this?
was the kid naked though and on girl hormones? you never know these days
yeah but it was with the parents' approval; in fact they insisted on it. they said the most progressive thing they could do to advance LGBTQ2 rights was to turn their football playing son into a sissy queer ladyboy shamepig by locking him in naked cage under the desk where all the students could laugh at him.
was to turn their football playing son into a sissy queer ladyboy shamepig by locking him in naked cage under the desk where all the students could laugh at him.
giwtwm
humm...
slick rick said treat em like a prostitute
boomers really do ruin everything
in 8th grade we pushed some doublewide desks together and threw a kid's pencil case underneath. he crawled under to get it and we shoved chairs into the desk from all sides basically creating a cage, the chair legs were splayed out so he couldn't push them back from underneath either. then we got meter sticks (like yard sticks only a meter long) and shoved them through the crack between the two desks and poked the fuck out of him while laughing hysterically. it was like the opening scene from Jurassic Park when they're probing the violent raptor through the walls of the cage, the kid was fucking furious and crying when the lunch monitor finally came in to check on everyone.
it was great and we never let him forget that it happened, even years later in high school. he eventually became a cop and it makes perfect sense, most of them weren't bullies but rather the victims of bullies and they're acting out a revenge fantasy on strangers.
they'll call me the fertilization president
*Crowd laughs*
*Smiles* it's okay I'm proud of it
he eventually became a cop and it makes perfect sense, most of them weren't bullies but rather the victims of bullies and they're acting out a revenge fantasy on strangers.
Today he'd become a tranny
I found it!
The principal from the black lagoon
just had an ungodly compulsion to watch sabrina the teenage witch
think my old body is spiritually yearning for younger days
Lol
looks like Richard Scarey
The second you started arguing with a cop you lost.
i found out he was charged for using excessive force too kek. the charges got thrown out but he def has a violent temper, only a matter of time before he blows away some guy in a simple dispute.
the night crowd here is so hostile compared to the morning crew probably because you are all bitter wageslaves
Not if you offer to blow him as an apology
The opposite is true though
There was a cartoon I watched as a kid called Wayside, maybe it was based on this
I wfh
I have the unique pleasure of being both; I'm a WFH chad so I enjoy my covfefe and morningcum but after dinner I sometimes log on to Anon Babble for /nightcum/
I just hate Europeans bro :/
Looks like a pickle
Success breeds jealousy
5pm
night
I put the new forgis on the jeep
PICKLE RICK!?!
success breeds jealousy
What jealousy? My state has a bigger GDP per capita than most of Europe.
It's 8pm here in White states, Gonzales.
Whoah that was NOT just a fart
barber cut my hair too short, now i look like a total dork
Fucking ew
hahaha ebin
Why do some women on the sidewalk/in public smile at me when we make mutual eye contact?
All you wanted was a clean up but he fucked your shit up
Kino
Tell me about it. Cleanup on aisle drawers!
taste like candeeeeeh OHHHH
You look like a psycho creep and they’re scared you’ll hurt them
QT...
There are maybe 4 states in the entire eastern time zone that are white, and they’re in New England(Massachusetts is not one of them)
she wants you to insert your reproductive organ into her reproductive organ
Aw hell na that's too funky for you white boy
Hot
Ohio is 90% White.
*gets jiggy with it*
Kek
Thugnificent?!
Zoomoids how do you cope with older gens having the best music?
In 2023, Ohio's population was predominantly White (76.7%), followed by Black or African American (12.4%), with smaller percentages of Asian (6%), Hispanic or Latino (4.8%), and those identifying as two or more races (2.7%)
Cleveland
Toledo
columbus
white
I listen to kpop and jpop so I don't have this problem
Why are Germans like this?
youtu.be
Interesting you left out the Nasti Nati
watching destiny
The what?
Cumlords I n drinking covfefe
Medina county is 90% White
columbus is pretty white for being a capital
just stay off the east side and hilltop
my city is 5% black yet I feel like I still see them everywhere
you can pull out any county in any state that is 90% white
Based. I fantasize about raping women all the time
My gf just gave me a rimjob for the first time in my life and I never thought it would feel like that. She had me on all fours on the edge of my bed jerking me off and moaning like wild. I could barely cum tho because it was so overwhelming & overstimulating (in a good way) I had to take a break. She did it for about 1 hour too and even now I can still feel her wet tongue in my ass like a phantom touch.
Cringe. You might as well have said "just started taking estrogen today! *Heart emoji*"
nta but cincinnatti
even his podunk Cleveland suburb can’t remain an Aryan enclave
Lmao
based
the only thing gayer than this actually happening is the fact that it didn't and you still typed out all that faggot shit
Not true for timezones to the West, they're all Mexicans that's why they use Mexico timezone.
Completely forgot about it, that’s my bad
yeah it is
In California, the counties with the highest percentages of White residents, exceeding 90%, include Nevada, Plumas, and Sierra counties
Now the question is, how does a man list Toledo among non-white Ohio cities while forgetting Cincinnatti?
You're genes aren't White.
Happy feelings in the air people touching everywhere
ive never lost a debate on cum
i thought jason was going to sleep an hour ago
Nevada county California
Yeah, let me just check out Kentucky county Illinois lmao
Whoops, wrong again dumbass
btfo
When I go to sleep, that means I'm in bed on my phone reading isekai until I pass out. But if I get replies my phone notifies me so I have to reapond.
Liberals 98% chance to win a plurality or majority
Wrong again
I have a big depression in the middle of my bed where my ass goes
Wasted the entire fucking day
im voting liberal
what is this and how much does it cost
Nevada county existed 13 years before the state that stole its name
aw hell nah this nigga arrived in the 1900s :skull:
Your eyes are brown and you have jewish norwood
It’s a cbb city and nobody ever shuts up about March madness so I had it on the brain
Xavier??
Population 3,236
wow, it's literally fucking nothing
same
Ellis island surname database
Wrong once again lmao
You could have been an Austrian jew though
t-that doesn’t count!!!
My family has been here since before the revolution, I'm not a swarthy non-White eurotrash immigrant. I'm founding stock.
Yes that's right, so what? We were still Austrian
mfw leftoids try shitting up another thread
your eyes are brown
wait a second...
If I think Xavier I’m thinking xmen Don’t pretend to be me
By law probably not.
wtf happened to that guy
lol jewish
That's why he ran away
bad clams
black americans are more american than most white americans
Looks about 100 years old.
The stress of gacha dailies and osrs crab fishing gets to a man...
when losing an argument, all Jason can do is call someone Jewish
Sad! Many such cases
he saw a black player bend a knee during the national anthem
He heard we spent $350 billion in 3 years in ukraine
I'm turning notifications off now.
Truke. The descendants of slaves are more American than post 1900 immigrants. Especially the jewish ones.
Jeet electrical work
he lost so he's turning off notifications
lol
Wow I really did shit myself. I thought it was just a close call!
i'm not watching that
What about the ones that hate America, want to tear down statues of Teddy Roosevelt, hate every American president except Obama, demand that every American space accommodate blacks while black spaces remain black-only, and have 67 median IQ
It's not gore just retarded
Store manager at my first job had a huge bubble butt and it was really weird until someone told me he had to wear diapers because he was a fag and his asshole was so busted he'd shit himself all the time.
Definitely made a crinkling noise when he'd sit down, so I assume I was told the truth.
america is a black country, leave if you dont like that.
can you stop posting about browns
Why are you self hating
the neighborhood I grew up in was 97% white
I'm turning notifications off now.
thats right, take the L, retard
Cutting it really close this month.
finna do a 360
throw a nigga like a frisbee
.
stop being racist we are celebrating different cultures
heheh
lol
Just get unlimited data...
My neighborhood in New York went from mostly jewish (I'm not jewish) to mostly asian and hispanic within the span of 15 years
*leaves the sunscreen aisle unlocked*
went to bevmo and got 2 high ABV wines for only $13
Fido don't offer unlimited data fool
Did you go because of my rec yesterday
Did you see anything Armenian
good job now your life will be permanently better
I went to the adirondacks which my parents thought would be an Anglo-Jewish ski resort hotspot and it was fucking barren, ghost towns with a couple freaks on broken motorcycles just staring at our car as we drove past
Start lifting and do GOMAD
bro, you can be in a fucking chinese neighborhood and theyll lock up air fresheners and laundry detergent
25% tariff on all cars manufactured outside the US
It's not my fault you decided to sign a contract to a shitty service tard
That's pretty sad given that it was probably for some other reason. I'd probably ask for an ileostomy at that point, you can hide those bags pretty easy
Good thing all the brands worth buying are made in the USA
I went because I wanted liqour and theyre doing the 5c sale
It's crazy how fast things changed
NOT buying that…
It's a called a gallon of whole milk a day
my chud family are all voting conservative. i could destroy them all in a debate.
A majority of foreign car manufacturers actually already manufacture in the United States. Most Mercedes-Benz models are made in Alabama, most Hondas and Toyotas are assembled in Ohio, Volkswagens are assembled in Tennessee etc
You can't even destroy random Christians on the internet so I doubt you can destroy your family redditleaf
my chud family are all voting conservative. i could destroy them all in a debate.
I am vacationing in New Brunswick and have a Canadian flag until further notice.
vegan
wow thanks bussy pops, I figured there was a steak in my frozen sugar water
t. mechanic speaking out of self-interest, not fact
Would buy if it actually tastes like bussy
Wonder why
lmao you're retarded. german/eurotard brands need the most mechanic work and aren't worth buying anyways.
my chud family are all voting conservative. i could destroy them all in a debate.
you got humiliated yesterday lmao
I know WHY, Im just saying its not exclusive to black neighborhoods
The US is literally going to become like Cuba and other communist hellholes at the end of the Cold War. Only locally made cars were available, except they were dogshit on wheels and were still in many instances not very affordable.
I really hope we get rid of the tariffs on BYD and get zhang cars here. Some actual competition would be great for the market.
I was here yesterday and nope, he won and you lost badly. In fact, I've literally never once seen you win a debate. Curious????
He isn't wrong though
Erm
congrats
as much i would love changs cars it would kill our industry
so canada didn't turn into a communist hellhole because of your tariffs, but the US will even though we actually make cars..?? what's the famous canadian auto brand again?
You do realize that if you get rid of American car manufacturers in Canada that means approximately 500,000 jobs are lost according to your government?
itll be funny to see. The car companies dont want to pay good wages so the rust belt is still a shithole, so they wont get people to work the factories for $7.50 an hour
our industry
Our industry is already dead thanks to the orange chimpanzee. There is nothing left to protect anymore, we may as well just cut our losses and do what'll actually be good for consumers. The longer we hold off, the more we're tacitly supporting G*neral M*tors, F*rd, and their ilk.
N
china is just superior in every way
Nobody pays that even in the rust belt though? The first one I found in the rust belt already pays like $25 an hour minimum for production
the vehicles worth buying are all crossovers
Incredibly grim
so the rust belt is still a shithole
nah they just build them in non union states, because unions are retards and can't negotiate for shit.
500,000 union antifa NDPfags from jeetario lose their jobs
boo hoo nigga
I think we'll eventually revert back to sedans once domestic production comes back in force. They are the easiest cheapest cars to make.
Real new
Even for you Chang this is pretty messed up
Me when I'm purposefully obtuse because "winning" the argument is more important than thinking for myself
Isn't that like an eighth of your population suddenly jobless though?
if you get rid of
Your obese emperor seems hell-bent on making that happen regardless of what we want. But in the long run, I think it may be beneficial. A good example imo is Australia, which many years ago used to have an auto sector similar to Canada's. Unlike Canada, however, they never became protectionist about their auto sector. I find it difficult to argue that they're particularly worse off than we are for it.
Whataboutism; not an argument
And they'll fly but only white people will be allowed to drive them
Your emperor le DRUMPF
Merely negotiate and that won't happen.
Gimme a BUICK ROADMASTER or fuck off
We did negotiate, and signed a trade deal following those negotiations. The obese retard even signed that trade deal himself, before unilaterally breaking it. Your country is a country of unreliable scheming scumbags, your word is quite literally worth less than that of a Chinaman (incredibly). There is absolutely no point in ever trusting you or negotiating with you, ever.
That's the art of the deal, baby
We did negotiate, and signed a trade deal following those negotiations.
Pull up the trade deal Trump's government signed LIKE TIME NOW
LIKE TIME NOW
what did he mean by this
1994
What part of trump signed don't you understand?
doesn't even know to skim right column
you are dumb af bro
Your mother's dirty cunt bro
you could have acted like you didn't see it, mega mong. instead that leaf and i both know you are literally retarded