caterfella edition
/brit/
should honestly just make the house of lords work alongside the NEETs
I can smell the soy on your breath through the screen. Violence is the source of all power. End of story. Everything else is just window dressing for gay philosophy grads to wank themselves off over in between their shifts at McDonalds
Net migration to UK hit record 906,000 in year to June 2023, revised figures show
all doctors and nurses I bet
bit embarrassing that, good thing it’s an anonymous forum and no one knows I posted in the wrong thread
onbly the real ones know about this:
alki david battle.tv
genuinely, why are you like this 190
what causes this pitiful execrable self hatred you feel the need to constantly share with everyone
is it all just histrionics because you have nothing in real life
Net migration to UK fell sharply in 2024, latest figures show
The figure dropped to 728,000 in the year to June 2024, a fall of 20 per cent
Wow just the quarter of a million people this year lads, that's of course before they revise it up by 200k again
jeezy own half of atlanta
next prime minister election: corbyn v farage
thoughts?
thread off to an absolutely dogshit start as per
SICK OF THIS FREAK POSTING THAT VIOLENCE IS POWER SHITE EVERY MINUTE A NEW THREAD IS MADE, IT WAS A STUPID STATEMENT OKAY?
eating food at the moment haahhaa
ticket master stuck
thinik it's down
everyone trying for lana tixs
what a freakin rip
Lil Yachty with the HARDEST walk out EVER
Why does Britain have the most successful onlyfans whores?
impersonator, have marked them before
chief keef made a white boy pose like this
nth for the holodem
Is it rude to message someone again on fb marketplace if they already read and ignored my first message
No, act like an alpha. Do what you want. Don't be a pussy thinking about what's rude or not.
it is if you just reapeat the offer
offer more money
Ah yes
The payroll whale added me onto the system as "First Name Mr" "Last Name" and now the tax people are throwing a fit because something something they can't steal my monies efficiently
None of this should be my problem
I didn’t offer it he said the price and I said I’d buy it and then he read it and hasn’t replied in 2 days
I want to suck on JK Rowling's beef curtains, prime milf cut right there
that bitch is a yank tho
Soogs' a yank but her best mate's English (pic related)
rip
that lunch breakroom argument really put him on edge, it ruined his day
just take the L spaki ffs this is just embarrassing
think I'll go to Wendy's for lunch
He'll never learn
oh so you like wendys
dont know why hes greentexting it to begin with. only a woman would think violence isnt the source of all power
he's genuinely addicted to this place. very sad individual
yeah, got a problem with that?
wendeez nuts bounce off your chin
Weird right
wendys nuts slap you in the face
ye i'd message him again
LAKE COUNTY Child dies, another critically injured after wrong-way driver causes head-on crash
grow up
LOOOOOOOL
the assisted pooing bill
I've been done, had, stitched up like a kipper I was
Gimmicks getting old spaki.
find another site to sully you insufferable faggot pedophile
It's 4:40am, should I go make a cup of Joe?
if you think it's hard being under constant pressure to achieve being a bloke, just imagine how hard it is for a woman
they have to make sure they do so much stuff by they're 30 so they can finally take a break when baby fever kicks in and they only have them until a certain point and then the risk of it being retarded or just not working at all increase every year, all this plus the pressure to be a successful career woman like the feminist dogma tells them to
still hard to feel sorry for them though, their fault for demanding equal rights to begin with
not worked for two years
filtering "spaki" "spainpaki" "spaedo" and "spaedophile"
you'd like that huh spaki?
that your new gf?
melty
if you’re even remotely pretty as a girl you float about doing admin jobs or being a freelance nail technician until you find a bloke who earns enough money to pay for everything. It’s really not hard
paksheed
alt-rorke
also include: "spainonce", "spain nonce", "spainnonce" and obviously "spainlad"
not my problem #deathtoallroastoids
you forgot spervert
shock horor no fucking standing tickets
fuck sake
not gonna work spaki
busting diego's crust
i'm not bothered much by genuine mentions of him but the guy who has spent the last few months ruining the thread accusing everyone of being him uses those dreadful names he made up and so filtering those should get rid of that
i am of course fully aware that it's likely spainnonce himself doing it
either way, i don't care at all and just want it out of sight
?
Troubling post
diegos fat mantits flopping about the place while he's bottoming
honestly mad how many fat people there are now
Yeah same. This amount of posting all day every day can only be the result of severe mental illness. I can't imagine how this lad lives his life, must be grim. Everybody is a character, everybody is "adam" samefagging himself all the time. How does somebody get this low in their life?
easy now spaki
why do women in rashed countries dress like ninjas
because brown men are subhuman rapists, you see
Forasmuch as from day to day, robberies, murders, and arsons be more often used than they have been heretofore, and felons cannot be attained by the oath of jurors which had rather suffer felonies done to strangers to pass without pain, than to indite the offenders of whom great part be people of the same country, or at least if the offenders be of another country the receivers be of places near; and they do the same because an oath is not put unto jurors; nor upon the country where such felonies were done as to the restitution of damages, hitherto no pain hath been limited for their concealment and laches; our lord the king, for to abate the power of felons, hath established a pain in this case, so that from henceforth, for fear of the pain more than for fear of any oath, they shall not spare any nor conceal any felonies; and doth command that cries be solemnly made in all counties, hundreds, markets, fairs, and all other places where great resort of people is, so that none shall excuse himself by ignorance, that from henceforth every country be so well kept that immediately upon such robberies and felonies committed fresh suits shall be made from town to town and from country to country.
did this spaki character just mind break the entire general or something everyone here seems to live in fear of him
906,000? In a year? And here we were having a melty over half a mil
bruv's getting cooed by japlads
Need are Emma to do a shite in me gob.
neither. he's just an annoying no-lifer
its not spaki, its the mentally ill lad (you), that talks about him all day that gives me the fear.
i don't like the mentally ill autistic pedophile who literally spends his entire life shitting up these threads
errrr rent free mindbroken h-haha
could at least dress them in white so it doesn't absorb so much unforgiving rasheed sunlight
absurdities
dont see how euthanasia for chronically ill people is controversial, we used to fling them off cliffs and ritually sacrifice them
we shouldnt however be making suicide more accessible to people without chronic illnesses
ah yes you've reduced my suffering by killing me
well /brit/ you've become so dull I'm actually going to have to get out of bed and do something, hope you're happy
loads you up with morphine
yes, darling life is so hard... you'd be doing yourself a favour.. my mother passed the same way, I know how you feel
kek
its not spaki, its the mentally ill lad (you), that talks about him all day that gives me the fear.
you’re the mentally ill one in all this then, as im a casual poster currently browsing at toil and have nothing to do with whatever the fuck you’re talking about
opinionated non-sequitor
needlessly aggressive retort
exaggeration to the point of no longer arguing about reality
insinutations about the poster's unrelated lifestyle containing projected insecurities
rinse and repeat
I don't think anybody is pushing to make suicide easily accessible for everyone, obviously you won't be able to just stroll into a clinic and say "one death, please"
spaki's baits are weak this thread, cmon lad try a little bit harder and you might get someone to bite.
yes your very smart and above-it-all now post a jpg of your arsehole please preferably with a few poo raisins intertwined in the hairs
no your gay
Mate you're on Anon Babble its not a debate club. Yes polemics and rhetoric is deployed during arguments ooooo you're so smart
yeh im aware, im also against the rigmarole of applying for euthanasia and stuff, i think making the choice to kill yourself some clinical bureaucratic thing is grotesque and they should just give you a lethal dose of morphine the moment you ask for it
line of s isomer ket up the hooter
you're on Anon Babble its not a debate club
now allow me to unironically use the words polemics and rhetoric then accuse you of wanting to sound smart
Reducing suffering usually includes remaining alive
Yeah, keeping someone alive who has a terminal illness with no hope of recovery who just wants a swift end is really reducing their suffering.
reckon i need a book or something, Anon Babble’s not scratching the itch anymore
diego is such a fucking retard lmfao
why did my fucking mum have to die when she did lads
she was so disappointed in me
canada is extending their assisted suicide program to include the mentally ill
spaki you do this all the time
what did he do this time
/brit/ never recovered from spain nonce posting pictures of his gf. If you upset the perceived norm of being a lonely incel with no gf you are public enemy number one it seems.
if i develop dementia and it gets to a point where im cant function im definitely getting euthanised. fuck that.
assisted pooicide
/brit/ is a normie general, a few loud incels is not /brit/
you think the words polemic and rhetoric are smart and special?
Sir Sear Steak
just check the previous thread, they had a meltdown over a 30 year old man fucking a women in her 20s.
everyone is terminally ill you spastic
your life is not suddenly worthless nor unenjoyable because you know you only have a year left instead of having maybe 20-30 years
you are severely mentally ill
How do you know if killing them reduced their suffering?
Why do all pakis wear this
id wager most objections to assisted dying come from people who have their world-view shaped by religious dogma.
not worth engaging with those objections 2bh. obviously biased and irrational.
posting pictures of his gf
What?
everyone is terminally ill
I just can't with some of you people hahaha
he posted pictures of his perfectly nice looking girlfriend and the incels among us took that personally it seems
why shouldn't we kill depressed "people"?
Fuck sake got a whole day of playing videogames, day drinking, smoking weed and wanking ahead.
Might do mesen in
because white shaggers wore it in 10-15 years ago
indeed you are too retarded to be allowed ina debate
ahaha sure lad x
any virgin freaks have knowledge of exactly when spaki dissapeared and when Belgium showed up? I’m doing a think
I use it
is this the actress from hairy pooter haha
Mental (if remotely true)
Another day were the sun sets on the empire
i feel like i've read this exact post dozens of times
just shut up mate for fucks sake
doctor, you have to kill me to relieve my suffering, i'll let you know how i get on after you've gassed me
spaki never dissapeared, you should know that spaki
"lock me up... I'm a slasher and I must be stopped..."
sir poo farmer
banging my pots and pans for the nhs
got a day off
probably won't do anything all day though
spaki boogeyman
get a fucking life you incel retards
Honestly if we do legalize assisted suicide we could probably go to court and present a case to get spaki put down
assisted dying is a brainlet gotcha
anyone who is copus mentus enough to want to end their life is inherently not elligible or we corroborate suicidal thoughts
anyone who is actually fucked enough that they want to end their life is not able to communicate it due to how fucked they are
just keep it as it is
where doctors, nurses, family memebers whoever give upper "recomended" doses in the final weeks/days to ease it along
banging my pots and pans on terminally-ill people's heads to assist them
bit weird how we already kill people to end their suffering by turning off life support. according to /brit/ we have to keep the life support on so they are in constant pain for the slim chance they will regain conciseness, just to live the rest of their lives in a vegetated state in a wheelchair
mad how simon pegg, daniel craig, and thom yorke all look alike
you cannot ask dead people how they feel after being killed, therefore, a precondition of any attempt to relieve suffering must be that they are alive.
copus mentus enough to want to end their life is inherently not elligible
all suffering is cognitive?
Fuck off you midwit twat
end my suffering please....
yes but what is suffering really?
ahahahah you fucking FREAKS LMAO
Suicide means purgatory.
they turn life support off because they do not believe there is a statistical chance of them ever waking up again
not to "reduce their pain" which all modern technology suggests they're not able to feel anything
even then it's highly controversial when they do "give up" on someone ever waking up again
if you dont have a brain you would feel no pain, yes
well, /brit/?
Who is Spaki and why is this obsessed incel constantly talking about him on /Brit/? Must have mindraped him pretty badly whoever he was :/
if you dont have a brain you would feel no pain, yes
thats not what im asking.
brave and shy me
rattled spaki?
1 Corinthians 15:26
Death is the last enemy of Christ. Therefore, embracing Death is embracing evil
ongezellig yuri
pic non related?
what are you asking then?
On the 24 hour challenge.
just gonna go until the cooldown is frozen then bail
sick to bastard death of it
why can't a compos mentis person who is suffering not be eligible for assisted death?
Seems at least someone has gained a clue.
prefer futa
then why's she not got a knob
you're a poofter
Who is Spaki and why is this obsessed incel constantly talking about him on /Brit/? Must have mindraped him pretty badly whoever he was :/
already said why. if you want to include assisted dying for "mentally" unwell people then that is a different dicussion
well i just wrote a book that says the opposite. check mate :)
What's that then?
haha wouldnt it be mad if everyone reported the spambot for spamming "spaki"
fantastic post
Welcome to Anon Babble, enjoy your stay
yeah but your book was co-authored by demented paki trannies. my book is believed and followed by billions of people and has survived thousands of years.
TRVKE
i'd just jump straight to raping her since that's what she'd treat me like if i approached her with sincere intentions, but alas i am a nice guy so i wouldn't stand a chance without a little GHB
just seen someone announce a report
you didnt make any explanation. you just make that statement.
someone with all their mental faculties but living in agony would obviously be eligible for assisted death (simply put)
Witnessing spamming and or flooding
cooldown's frozen again, not sure if it was all the off-topic or the sudden avatar use
see you lot in an hour or so
:S
*ahem*
murder is wrong
*incels start spitting fury*
already told you by definition someone who wants to die is not actually compos mentis hence why we do not assist suicidal people
what is unclear about this to you, really.
Argumentum ad Populum. post disregarded
just seen someone announce that they'd seen a report announced (a form of reporting in its own right)
The mindbreaking truthnuke that saved /brit/
just seen that too within this very post
billions say must say bye bye and give me a kiss
done him
leftypol out on the town
already told you by definition someone who wants to die is not actually compos mentis
according to who?
why we do not assist suicidal people
because mental illness is viewed differently for some reason.
had a massive fight with the gf, thought we broken up, she wants me to move to London with her now because her rich daddy is renting her an apartment
think i might finally leave this place and inceldom behind lads
He thinks that anyone who knows that they are coming to the end while suffering pain just want to end it with dignity are mentally unwell because its "corroborate suicidal thoughts"
It's real bizarre it's like hes trying to impress his philosophy professor or something.
Don't think people dying of cancer who just want it all to end after saying goodbye to their families are not unwell mate, it's pretty normal if you actually knew anyone in real life and not having your entire life revolve around a flat screen in your childhood bedroom.
Better have a shower, my bellend has a bit of smegma on it
ordered mumberg to buy me pasta
she scurried away in fear to the shops
did she buy me penne? no.
did she buy my fusilli? no.
what did she buy me you ask?
gigli
fucking gigli
what the fuck is gigli
shaking with rage right now
futa isn't gay
you remember that twatter screenshot where some leftypol neek was pissing and moaning about nazis, and then some other neek replied saying he was literally a sex offender with an image of him on the registry, and then neek #1 says he's taking a mental health break from twitter
let her rip
futa on female isnt gay
according to who?
every country on earth? not aware of a single country that regularly assist people killing themselves because they want to
because mental illness is viewed differently for some reason.
if you want to argue all people should be assisted to die that is a different argument as i've already said. at least if youd o want to argue that you are consistent
people who want assisted dying for "physical" but not "mental" issues are incoherent and irrational as i've demonstrated already
don’t do it lad, she will make loads of new mates and leave you home alone all the time and before you know it she wants to break up and you’re out on your arse
That would be pretty silly to disregard a core aspect of human nature and history. Yes, if a book has captured the hearts and minds of billions of people throughout human history, its popularity and its survival speaks to its truth.
Futa on male but yeah mate
Is she renting it off her dad or is he paying the rent for her?
bizarre post spaki
see
IT’S COLD OUTSIDE
browsing r/teenagers
shut the fuck up cunt
end it with dignity
the irony of chatting this utter bollocks and then accusing anyone else of not living in the real world
might go watch efukt for a bit
There is no irony lad, I've been there when family members have passed away. Unfortunately for you nobody wants you around so you dont know what the real world is like :(
Creampied the trans gf
Hens love roosters.
Geese love ganders.
Everyone else loves Neeeeed Flanders!
NOT ME
dont know what you tried to say here at all
browsing r/fuckyouzoomer
my reaction to literally every single post i've ever read here
forgot to take my ssris this morning and have been crashing out all day
killed that little gremlin
tying my willy in a knot
get a life and do some exercise, you don’t need tablets you need to grow a pair of nuts
le aloof and laid back aussie bro :D
bruuuh ts brazy finna make me crash out in ohio :skull:
browsing r/BAME_UK
on god im about to crash out
i worked out for 2 hours today you brown animal
for real bro
seems like every atheist i've ever met has been a depressed tranny with mental health issues. never met a depressed christian before though
Honestly she's done you there, a joke of a pasta for a joke of a son
She's subconsciously telling you to move out and get a job
why do you need a tablet to feel ok then mate
clearly not true or you'd know there is no dignity in someone drugged up to their eyeballs dying
40% of britain is atheist
0.55% of britain is trans
recent internet niggerisms have been completely sauceless if you ask me, "crash out", "fine shyt" and so forth, mindless babble
what happened to calling people bitch ass niggas etc
took a while for you to come up with that one eh spaki
um
A community to discuss issues affecting Black, Asian and Ethnic Minority groups in the United Kingdom
Literally every post is just about Gaza
retard
What? That's an odd name. I'd have called them chazzwazzers.
sent that little runt flying
Only ever knew one Christian tranny and he ditched it to live a life of hedonism. I.E: Letting black men bum his ringpiece
once again tempted to go outside but all I'll do is walk around listening to music maybe browse a shop for 5 minutes feel self conscious and walk home
Got my wilkins out lads x
erm can i just die now. i'm in pain daily and we're just waiting for me to die anyway
no we have to keep you alive because wanting to kill youself is a mental illness
lol ok
Man Dies From 'High Voltage Electrocution' While Hanging Christmas Lights
Palestine is a huge part of your identity if you're a leftoid.
Very queer.
Of the non-jews who love zionism (for whatever reason), as baffling as they are it certainly doesn't absorb their entire identity.
Freakshow desu.
reddit.com
When did Reddit become such a rorke hotbed?
mental that leftists would get stoned and beheaded in Palestine just for beeing themselves
Wanting to kill yourself IS a mental illness though. Your silly greentext doesn't negate this fact.
there are zero practical barriers to killing yourself, you just don’t actually want to
you'll die like a dog or else!
mental illness
What I'm hearing is that we're back?
diego spending every weekend at london gay clubs for some weird reason
Mumberg making me toast and a hot mug of mocha for me breakfast lads :3 love that bloody woman x
there are zero practical barriers to killing yourself
there is when you're bedbound in a hospital mate lmao. what do you want them to do? go outside and jump from a high place to die violently or get injected with something that will kill them while they drift off to sleep without feeling a thing.
utter insanity from you nerdlings.
all me
WOW THAT’S REALLY INTERESTING I DEEPLY CARE TELL ME MORE
when UK net immigration hit its highest level ever
when US immigration hit its highest level ever
when EU immigration continues to soar
similarly in australia and new zealand
Remember a decade ago when our nige had his little poster and everyone freaked out as if it was the end of the world?
Now they're all trying to outflank him because that's where the median voter is at now.
Absolute charlatans.
filters
It’s every single day and most threads as well. And he calls him other names as well so that’s only a fraction of his mental illness.
You have invented this character in your mind and are getting upset about an imaginary fake situation
if this mental illness "spaki" spam carries on we're going to end up like brit/pol/, just 5 tripfags arguing with each other all day about whos a pedo
screaminh
oh dear oh dear
every time i look at that subreddit all the comments are deleted lol
invented this character
People dying from terminal diseases is invented now? Tell me more hahaha
there literally aren’t even any tripfags who post here anymore except sacked tranny
Basically already is that
everybody has a terminal illness
its the same with the pro abortion freaks
all pregnancies are incest and the mother WILL die if she has it
zucks glow up needs to be studied
You’re a deeply sick person and need help immediately
oh my fucking god, an influential american tech mogul is having dinner with the leader of america???? what is the world coming to!
Yeah mate you're the normal one ahahaha
lubing up my bwc with fairy liquid
It's been like this for years.
Take the L mate he’s done you
i would if i could
but i can't so i shan't
It genuinely hasn’t the schizos have gotten worse in recent months and there are fewer normal lads/non freaks here esp during the day
remember when everybody used to say shant on here? got out of control in the end
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