/brit/

caterfella edition

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should honestly just make the house of lords work alongside the NEETs

I can smell the soy on your breath through the screen. Violence is the source of all power. End of story. Everything else is just window dressing for gay philosophy grads to wank themselves off over in between their shifts at McDonalds

Net migration to UK hit record 906,000 in year to June 2023, revised figures show

all doctors and nurses I bet

bit embarrassing that, good thing it’s an anonymous forum and no one knows I posted in the wrong thread

onbly the real ones know about this:
alki david battle.tv

genuinely, why are you like this 190
what causes this pitiful execrable self hatred you feel the need to constantly share with everyone
is it all just histrionics because you have nothing in real life

Net migration to UK fell sharply in 2024, latest figures show

The figure dropped to 728,000 in the year to June 2024, a fall of 20 per cent

Wow just the quarter of a million people this year lads, that's of course before they revise it up by 200k again

jeezy own half of atlanta

next prime minister election: corbyn v farage
thoughts?

thread off to an absolutely dogshit start as per

SICK OF THIS FREAK POSTING THAT VIOLENCE IS POWER SHITE EVERY MINUTE A NEW THREAD IS MADE, IT WAS A STUPID STATEMENT OKAY?

eating food at the moment haahhaa

ticket master stuck
thinik it's down
everyone trying for lana tixs
what a freakin rip

Lil Yachty with the HARDEST walk out EVER

Why does Britain have the most successful onlyfans whores?

impersonator, have marked them before

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chief keef made a white boy pose like this

nth for the holodem

Is it rude to message someone again on fb marketplace if they already read and ignored my first message

No, act like an alpha. Do what you want. Don't be a pussy thinking about what's rude or not.

it is if you just reapeat the offer
offer more money

Ah yes
The payroll whale added me onto the system as "First Name Mr" "Last Name" and now the tax people are throwing a fit because something something they can't steal my monies efficiently
None of this should be my problem

I didn’t offer it he said the price and I said I’d buy it and then he read it and hasn’t replied in 2 days

I want to suck on JK Rowling's beef curtains, prime milf cut right there

that bitch is a yank tho

Soogs' a yank but her best mate's English (pic related)

rip

that lunch breakroom argument really put him on edge, it ruined his day

just take the L spaki ffs this is just embarrassing

think I'll go to Wendy's for lunch

He'll never learn

oh so you like wendys

dont know why hes greentexting it to begin with. only a woman would think violence isnt the source of all power

he's genuinely addicted to this place. very sad individual

yeah, got a problem with that?

wendeez nuts bounce off your chin

Weird right

wendys nuts slap you in the face

ye i'd message him again

LAKE COUNTY Child dies, another critically injured after wrong-way driver causes head-on crash

grow up

LOOOOOOOL

the assisted pooing bill

I've been done, had, stitched up like a kipper I was

Gimmicks getting old spaki.

find another site to sully you insufferable faggot pedophile

It's 4:40am, should I go make a cup of Joe?

if you think it's hard being under constant pressure to achieve being a bloke, just imagine how hard it is for a woman
they have to make sure they do so much stuff by they're 30 so they can finally take a break when baby fever kicks in and they only have them until a certain point and then the risk of it being retarded or just not working at all increase every year, all this plus the pressure to be a successful career woman like the feminist dogma tells them to
still hard to feel sorry for them though, their fault for demanding equal rights to begin with

not worked for two years

filtering "spaki" "spainpaki" "spaedo" and "spaedophile"

you'd like that huh spaki?

that your new gf?

melty

if you’re even remotely pretty as a girl you float about doing admin jobs or being a freelance nail technician until you find a bloke who earns enough money to pay for everything. It’s really not hard

paksheed
alt-rorke

also include: "spainonce", "spain nonce", "spainnonce" and obviously "spainlad"

not my problem #deathtoallroastoids

you forgot spervert

shock horor no fucking standing tickets
fuck sake

not gonna work spaki

busting diego's crust

i'm not bothered much by genuine mentions of him but the guy who has spent the last few months ruining the thread accusing everyone of being him uses those dreadful names he made up and so filtering those should get rid of that
i am of course fully aware that it's likely spainnonce himself doing it
either way, i don't care at all and just want it out of sight

?

Troubling post

diegos fat mantits flopping about the place while he's bottoming

honestly mad how many fat people there are now

Yeah same. This amount of posting all day every day can only be the result of severe mental illness. I can't imagine how this lad lives his life, must be grim. Everybody is a character, everybody is "adam" samefagging himself all the time. How does somebody get this low in their life?

easy now spaki

why do women in rashed countries dress like ninjas

because brown men are subhuman rapists, you see

Forasmuch as from day to day, robberies, murders, and arsons be more often used than they have been heretofore, and felons cannot be attained by the oath of jurors which had rather suffer felonies done to strangers to pass without pain, than to indite the offenders of whom great part be people of the same country, or at least if the offenders be of another country the receivers be of places near; and they do the same because an oath is not put unto jurors; nor upon the country where such felonies were done as to the restitution of damages, hitherto no pain hath been limited for their concealment and laches; our lord the king, for to abate the power of felons, hath established a pain in this case, so that from henceforth, for fear of the pain more than for fear of any oath, they shall not spare any nor conceal any felonies; and doth command that cries be solemnly made in all counties, hundreds, markets, fairs, and all other places where great resort of people is, so that none shall excuse himself by ignorance, that from henceforth every country be so well kept that immediately upon such robberies and felonies committed fresh suits shall be made from town to town and from country to country.

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did this spaki character just mind break the entire general or something everyone here seems to live in fear of him

906,000? In a year? And here we were having a melty over half a mil

neither. he's just an annoying no-lifer

its not spaki, its the mentally ill lad (you), that talks about him all day that gives me the fear.

i don't like the mentally ill autistic pedophile who literally spends his entire life shitting up these threads

errrr rent free mindbroken h-haha

could at least dress them in white so it doesn't absorb so much unforgiving rasheed sunlight

absurdities

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dont see how euthanasia for chronically ill people is controversial, we used to fling them off cliffs and ritually sacrifice them
we shouldnt however be making suicide more accessible to people without chronic illnesses

ah yes you've reduced my suffering by killing me

well /brit/ you've become so dull I'm actually going to have to get out of bed and do something, hope you're happy

loads you up with morphine

yes, darling life is so hard... you'd be doing yourself a favour.. my mother passed the same way, I know how you feel

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kek

its not spaki, its the mentally ill lad (you), that talks about him all day that gives me the fear.

you’re the mentally ill one in all this then, as im a casual poster currently browsing at toil and have nothing to do with whatever the fuck you’re talking about

opinionated non-sequitor

needlessly aggressive retort

exaggeration to the point of no longer arguing about reality

insinutations about the poster's unrelated lifestyle containing projected insecurities

rinse and repeat

I don't think anybody is pushing to make suicide easily accessible for everyone, obviously you won't be able to just stroll into a clinic and say "one death, please"

spaki's baits are weak this thread, cmon lad try a little bit harder and you might get someone to bite.

yes your very smart and above-it-all now post a jpg of your arsehole please preferably with a few poo raisins intertwined in the hairs

no your gay

Mate you're on Anon Babble its not a debate club. Yes polemics and rhetoric is deployed during arguments ooooo you're so smart

yeh im aware, im also against the rigmarole of applying for euthanasia and stuff, i think making the choice to kill yourself some clinical bureaucratic thing is grotesque and they should just give you a lethal dose of morphine the moment you ask for it

line of s isomer ket up the hooter

you're on Anon Babble its not a debate club

now allow me to unironically use the words polemics and rhetoric then accuse you of wanting to sound smart

Reducing suffering usually includes remaining alive

Yeah, keeping someone alive who has a terminal illness with no hope of recovery who just wants a swift end is really reducing their suffering.

reckon i need a book or something, Anon Babble’s not scratching the itch anymore

diego is such a fucking retard lmfao

why did my fucking mum have to die when she did lads
she was so disappointed in me

canada is extending their assisted suicide program to include the mentally ill

spaki you do this all the time

what did he do this time

/brit/ never recovered from spain nonce posting pictures of his gf. If you upset the perceived norm of being a lonely incel with no gf you are public enemy number one it seems.

if i develop dementia and it gets to a point where im cant function im definitely getting euthanised. fuck that.

assisted pooicide

/brit/ is a normie general, a few loud incels is not /brit/

you think the words polemic and rhetoric are smart and special?

Sir Sear Steak

just check the previous thread, they had a meltdown over a 30 year old man fucking a women in her 20s.

everyone is terminally ill you spastic
your life is not suddenly worthless nor unenjoyable because you know you only have a year left instead of having maybe 20-30 years
you are severely mentally ill

How do you know if killing them reduced their suffering?

Why do all pakis wear this

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id wager most objections to assisted dying come from people who have their world-view shaped by religious dogma.
not worth engaging with those objections 2bh. obviously biased and irrational.

posting pictures of his gf

What?

everyone is terminally ill

I just can't with some of you people hahaha

he posted pictures of his perfectly nice looking girlfriend and the incels among us took that personally it seems

why shouldn't we kill depressed "people"?

Fuck sake got a whole day of playing videogames, day drinking, smoking weed and wanking ahead.
Might do mesen in

because white shaggers wore it in 10-15 years ago

indeed you are too retarded to be allowed ina debate

ahaha sure lad x

any virgin freaks have knowledge of exactly when spaki dissapeared and when Belgium showed up? I’m doing a think

I use it

is this the actress from hairy pooter haha

Mental (if remotely true)

Another day were the sun sets on the empire

i feel like i've read this exact post dozens of times
just shut up mate for fucks sake

doctor, you have to kill me to relieve my suffering, i'll let you know how i get on after you've gassed me

spaki never dissapeared, you should know that spaki

"lock me up... I'm a slasher and I must be stopped..."

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sir poo farmer

banging my pots and pans for the nhs

got a day off
probably won't do anything all day though

spaki boogeyman

get a fucking life you incel retards

Honestly if we do legalize assisted suicide we could probably go to court and present a case to get spaki put down

assisted dying is a brainlet gotcha
anyone who is copus mentus enough to want to end their life is inherently not elligible or we corroborate suicidal thoughts
anyone who is actually fucked enough that they want to end their life is not able to communicate it due to how fucked they are
just keep it as it is
where doctors, nurses, family memebers whoever give upper "recomended" doses in the final weeks/days to ease it along

banging my pots and pans on terminally-ill people's heads to assist them

bit weird how we already kill people to end their suffering by turning off life support. according to /brit/ we have to keep the life support on so they are in constant pain for the slim chance they will regain conciseness, just to live the rest of their lives in a vegetated state in a wheelchair

mad how simon pegg, daniel craig, and thom yorke all look alike

you cannot ask dead people how they feel after being killed, therefore, a precondition of any attempt to relieve suffering must be that they are alive.

copus mentus enough to want to end their life is inherently not elligible

all suffering is cognitive?

Fuck off you midwit twat

end my suffering please....

yes but what is suffering really?

ahahahah you fucking FREAKS LMAO

Suicide means purgatory.

they turn life support off because they do not believe there is a statistical chance of them ever waking up again
not to "reduce their pain" which all modern technology suggests they're not able to feel anything
even then it's highly controversial when they do "give up" on someone ever waking up again
if you dont have a brain you would feel no pain, yes

well, /brit/?

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Who is Spaki and why is this obsessed incel constantly talking about him on /Brit/? Must have mindraped him pretty badly whoever he was :/

if you dont have a brain you would feel no pain, yes

thats not what im asking.

brave and shy me

rattled spaki?

1 Corinthians 15:26
Death is the last enemy of Christ. Therefore, embracing Death is embracing evil

ongezellig yuri

pic non related?
what are you asking then?

On the 24 hour challenge.

just gonna go until the cooldown is frozen then bail
sick to bastard death of it

why can't a compos mentis person who is suffering not be eligible for assisted death?

Seems at least someone has gained a clue.

prefer futa

then why's she not got a knob

you're a poofter

Who is Spaki and why is this obsessed incel constantly talking about him on /Brit/? Must have mindraped him pretty badly whoever he was :/

already said why. if you want to include assisted dying for "mentally" unwell people then that is a different dicussion

well i just wrote a book that says the opposite. check mate :)

What's that then?

haha wouldnt it be mad if everyone reported the spambot for spamming "spaki"

fantastic post

Welcome to Anon Babble, enjoy your stay

yeah but your book was co-authored by demented paki trannies. my book is believed and followed by billions of people and has survived thousands of years.

TRVKE

i'd just jump straight to raping her since that's what she'd treat me like if i approached her with sincere intentions, but alas i am a nice guy so i wouldn't stand a chance without a little GHB

just seen someone announce a report

you didnt make any explanation. you just make that statement.
someone with all their mental faculties but living in agony would obviously be eligible for assisted death (simply put)

Witnessing spamming and or flooding

cooldown's frozen again, not sure if it was all the off-topic or the sudden avatar use
see you lot in an hour or so

:S

*ahem*
murder is wrong
*incels start spitting fury*

already told you by definition someone who wants to die is not actually compos mentis hence why we do not assist suicidal people
what is unclear about this to you, really.

Argumentum ad Populum. post disregarded

just seen someone announce that they'd seen a report announced (a form of reporting in its own right)

The mindbreaking truthnuke that saved /brit/

just seen that too within this very post

billions say must say bye bye and give me a kiss

leftypol out on the town

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already told you by definition someone who wants to die is not actually compos mentis

according to who?

why we do not assist suicidal people

because mental illness is viewed differently for some reason.

had a massive fight with the gf, thought we broken up, she wants me to move to London with her now because her rich daddy is renting her an apartment

think i might finally leave this place and inceldom behind lads

He thinks that anyone who knows that they are coming to the end while suffering pain just want to end it with dignity are mentally unwell because its "corroborate suicidal thoughts"
It's real bizarre it's like hes trying to impress his philosophy professor or something.
Don't think people dying of cancer who just want it all to end after saying goodbye to their families are not unwell mate, it's pretty normal if you actually knew anyone in real life and not having your entire life revolve around a flat screen in your childhood bedroom.

Better have a shower, my bellend has a bit of smegma on it

ordered mumberg to buy me pasta

she scurried away in fear to the shops

did she buy me penne? no.

did she buy my fusilli? no.

what did she buy me you ask?

gigli
fucking gigli
what the fuck is gigli
shaking with rage right now

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you remember that twatter screenshot where some leftypol neek was pissing and moaning about nazis, and then some other neek replied saying he was literally a sex offender with an image of him on the registry, and then neek #1 says he's taking a mental health break from twitter

let her rip

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futa on female isnt gay

according to who?

every country on earth? not aware of a single country that regularly assist people killing themselves because they want to

because mental illness is viewed differently for some reason.

if you want to argue all people should be assisted to die that is a different argument as i've already said. at least if youd o want to argue that you are consistent
people who want assisted dying for "physical" but not "mental" issues are incoherent and irrational as i've demonstrated already

don’t do it lad, she will make loads of new mates and leave you home alone all the time and before you know it she wants to break up and you’re out on your arse

That would be pretty silly to disregard a core aspect of human nature and history. Yes, if a book has captured the hearts and minds of billions of people throughout human history, its popularity and its survival speaks to its truth.

Futa on male but yeah mate

Is she renting it off her dad or is he paying the rent for her?

bizarre post spaki

see

IT’S COLD OUTSIDE

browsing r/teenagers

shut the fuck up cunt

end it with dignity

the irony of chatting this utter bollocks and then accusing anyone else of not living in the real world

might go watch efukt for a bit

There is no irony lad, I've been there when family members have passed away. Unfortunately for you nobody wants you around so you dont know what the real world is like :(

Creampied the trans gf

Hens love roosters.
Geese love ganders.
Everyone else loves Neeeeed Flanders!

NOT ME

dont know what you tried to say here at all

browsing r/fuckyouzoomer

my reaction to literally every single post i've ever read here

forgot to take my ssris this morning and have been crashing out all day

killed that little gremlin

tying my willy in a knot

get a life and do some exercise, you don’t need tablets you need to grow a pair of nuts

le aloof and laid back aussie bro :D

bruuuh ts brazy finna make me crash out in ohio :skull:

browsing r/BAME_UK

on god im about to crash out

i worked out for 2 hours today you brown animal

for real bro

seems like every atheist i've ever met has been a depressed tranny with mental health issues. never met a depressed christian before though

Honestly she's done you there, a joke of a pasta for a joke of a son
She's subconsciously telling you to move out and get a job

why do you need a tablet to feel ok then mate

clearly not true or you'd know there is no dignity in someone drugged up to their eyeballs dying

40% of britain is atheist
0.55% of britain is trans

recent internet niggerisms have been completely sauceless if you ask me, "crash out", "fine shyt" and so forth, mindless babble
what happened to calling people bitch ass niggas etc

took a while for you to come up with that one eh spaki

um

A community to discuss issues affecting Black, Asian and Ethnic Minority groups in the United Kingdom

Literally every post is just about Gaza

retard

What? That's an odd name. I'd have called them chazzwazzers.

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sent that little runt flying

Only ever knew one Christian tranny and he ditched it to live a life of hedonism. I.E: Letting black men bum his ringpiece

once again tempted to go outside but all I'll do is walk around listening to music maybe browse a shop for 5 minutes feel self conscious and walk home

Got my wilkins out lads x

erm can i just die now. i'm in pain daily and we're just waiting for me to die anyway

no we have to keep you alive because wanting to kill youself is a mental illness

lol ok

Man Dies From 'High Voltage Electrocution' While Hanging Christmas Lights

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Palestine is a huge part of your identity if you're a leftoid.
Very queer.

Of the non-jews who love zionism (for whatever reason), as baffling as they are it certainly doesn't absorb their entire identity.
Freakshow desu.

mental that leftists would get stoned and beheaded in Palestine just for beeing themselves

Wanting to kill yourself IS a mental illness though. Your silly greentext doesn't negate this fact.

there are zero practical barriers to killing yourself, you just don’t actually want to

you'll die like a dog or else!

mental illness

What I'm hearing is that we're back?

diego spending every weekend at london gay clubs for some weird reason

Mumberg making me toast and a hot mug of mocha for me breakfast lads :3 love that bloody woman x

there are zero practical barriers to killing yourself

there is when you're bedbound in a hospital mate lmao. what do you want them to do? go outside and jump from a high place to die violently or get injected with something that will kill them while they drift off to sleep without feeling a thing.
utter insanity from you nerdlings.

all me

WOW THAT’S REALLY INTERESTING I DEEPLY CARE TELL ME MORE

when UK net immigration hit its highest level ever
when US immigration hit its highest level ever
when EU immigration continues to soar
similarly in australia and new zealand

Remember a decade ago when our nige had his little poster and everyone freaked out as if it was the end of the world?
Now they're all trying to outflank him because that's where the median voter is at now.

Absolute charlatans.

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It’s every single day and most threads as well. And he calls him other names as well so that’s only a fraction of his mental illness.

You have invented this character in your mind and are getting upset about an imaginary fake situation

if this mental illness "spaki" spam carries on we're going to end up like brit/pol/, just 5 tripfags arguing with each other all day about whos a pedo

screaminh

every time i look at that subreddit all the comments are deleted lol

invented this character

People dying from terminal diseases is invented now? Tell me more hahaha

there literally aren’t even any tripfags who post here anymore except sacked tranny

Basically already is that

everybody has a terminal illness

its the same with the pro abortion freaks

all pregnancies are incest and the mother WILL die if she has it

zucks glow up needs to be studied

You’re a deeply sick person and need help immediately

oh my fucking god, an influential american tech mogul is having dinner with the leader of america???? what is the world coming to!

Yeah mate you're the normal one ahahaha

lubing up my bwc with fairy liquid

It's been like this for years.

Take the L mate he’s done you

i would if i could
but i can't so i shan't

It genuinely hasn’t the schizos have gotten worse in recent months and there are fewer normal lads/non freaks here esp during the day

remember when everybody used to say shant on here? got out of control in the end

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