Wicked + a healthy refreshing snack edition
/brit/
Jingle bells all the way de lads
All the wayy
Right well that's racist isn't it
Mad how mental they are
racism is not fucking funny grow up
i'm smarter than all of you
Trying to convince the familyberg that race and genetics are responsible for everything
Another one slightly edited tho
4s of gayness
I was reliably informed that is was actually quite funny
*goes on smoko*
KTIM
fucks sake lads saw a pair of corduroy chinos on ebay this morn and they got sold at half 2
might killllllllllllll mysellllllllllllf
so leave me alone
the chicken version of this was way too realistic.
err you can't say that
quite nice
on the rustlers'
Not smart enough to close the tab
reckon this thing could survive a nuclear winter
corduroy chinos
Er chino is a material so that doesn't make sense
Mad how fit they are. Streaming out at 3pm
F
Preaching to the fuckin choir mate we are all well aware and have been for years
pakis thick and ruin the place
Repeated every day like it’s some earth shattering revelation
might move to north korea
Rustlers aren't bad now and again. Can't be eating them all the time though
i don't make or break the rules mate, ask mr levi
Your own
personal
jesus
someone to hear your prayers
someone who's there
REACH OUT AND TOUCH GRASS!
evening spainnonce
Hitler should've targeted the arabs
Sir Train Driver
how old do you have to get before they let you know where you are in the queue
is it like a top 10
Barrow-in-Furness's Oldest Man Dies Age 38
How do i improve myself
Lot of people feeling sorry for themselves in here. Grow up.
get your fucking willy out for the ira
I eat a lot of slop but I can't stomach these cunts anymore. They make me feel ill
Why do you care what happens to this country Rorke?
You never leave your bedroom, you dont talk to anyone and you have no job or hobbies
ever had an imaginary opponent who did/does?
Get good at stuff and do stuff with other people
the oldest confirmed living man is 112 years old x
Don't just post things you parents say to you, use your imagination!
toby
Rorke hates African immigrants
But what he doesn’t understand is, all humans come from Africa lol
toby
Oldest man in Glasgow
FOY
Why did they have to make the evil person black?
Does he post here?
william shatner is 93 years old and spends all his time shitposting on twitter and allegedly also on Anon Babble
Kilimanjaro.
Mountain.
Peng.
Rorke hating irish people for no reason despite living in the north west where almost everyone is descended from irish immigrants :/
Today's fat paki scran x
Daily autism medication dollhouse melty
He's a big fan of baneposting
looks clarse la
Corrrrrr
allegedly also on Anon Babble
which boards do you reckon he uses?
Anon Babble?
He's a man of taste. Anon Babble
get
it
climbed
Grim
Er, she's clearly green
he said Anon Babble and Anon Babble mostly as i recall
London paki having a meltdown over the facts being posted itt
Anon Babbletarda
Anon Babbleastics.
Anon Babbleucks
Piss off!!
just get rid of the internet, it was quaint and novel to begin with but now we reap the real societal detriment it was poised to become
just end it please
He was in two episodes of The Twilight Zone.
Also I wrote a philosophical essay on The Twilight Zone and how it relates to the metaphysics of Aristotle and medieval Europe.
escort didn't let me suck on her tits
wtf
mad that I could have been arguing with William Shatner
two beers and I'm thinking about batarians again
hope we make first contact in my lifetime
Shatner was born on March 22, 1931, in the Notre-Dame-de-Grâce neighbourhood of Montreal, Quebec, Canada, to a Conservative Jewish household.
Feeling emotional
avatar use
Really wish I had been around to experience the internet, music, culture and economic prosperity of the late 90s
would probably be nice enough with the naan kept seperately but they've only gone and made it soggy and horrid
alloed
The government is turning us into a cafe in vichy france are they
And?
Bit ickworthy to be fair :/
FOLC
I can't get a gf cause I'm a targeted individual
Shatner looks pretty fucking good for someone born in the 30s
peng
that time of the month, eh? haha
lovely then yeah but a vapid nightmare-scape today
think the internet killed the man
HAPPENING IN BRITAIN
Probably isn't soggy desu
I've noticed you have a thing about calling food soggy
'Sensory issues' perhaps? Autistic fucktard
Yeah about time you shut the fuck up haha x
Just ate 3 digestives
Shouldn’t have done that
Buzzed my hair and got loads of compliments at toil.
I have a theory that increasingly sophisticated bots will make social media unusable in the next few years. So most people will ditch the Internet as a means of meaningful social interaction and go back just to using it for functional things. We'll probably look back on the years 1997-2020 as a sort of Halcyon days of online interaction.
Lana rhoades was superior
Steady on old boy, that's a bit steep
just digest them?
bloody well hope so
noticed what it's my first post itt
take your meds schizo
get the FUCKING chvrches on de lad
Hyo Hyo! *Knocks your door*
Zangu on his Santa Cosplay
HaYu! NiHow! Mehry Kismass! Timmy!!! hyo! hyo! Izu SnOwING! yiz yiz! rayke it!
ManeMo Shinta! Eye Raiky raike gibing Givs! yOU Mass Gay Bumi Cookiss nOW!
Oh wait a minute
NOT HAPPENING
sperm mania
get them sold to local muslim businessmen and turned into islamic community centres pronto
another group email from the middle aged hag absolutely FRETTING about fuck all and being aggy with everyone
Women in the workplace was a fucking mistake
Cruel that we let women pretend they have agency
Look at her, she's all tatted up and shit!
itt
Didn't say I noticed it based only on your posts ITT did I? Twat
anyone print a fake covid vaccination certificate so you could keep your job?
Chaewon
Very pretty madame, show bobs pls
I have a real job so that was never a thing
Any pooey lynx lads in
How do you find LSD?
Alot of zoomettes have big foreheads and i find them atrractive for some reason
went to post something hilarious with an accompanying image but it was webp
never mind
*sighs*
well bully for you
still have the ex gf netflix logged in on the roku and apparently she hasn't watched a single thing since she left
dunno what to make of that
the only people who "voted for them" are members of the Conservative party in the leadership election
Ask your weedman
Snipping tool it
Lin Shidong? He's pretty fucking good for a 19 year old, even as a Chinese player.
Still has a lot to learn
Did Margaret Thatcher have sex appeal?
you should watch loads of stuff with fit birds in it and leave it on continue watching x
Thoughts on the living room?
Get them housed
Yes it was.
Probably uses her bfs account while she watches telly with him
Don’t even have one of them
My old weed man got caught and now the closest I get is THC pens through my friend who gets it off some other bloke
I live in a small town, no one sells nowt here, apart from cocaine which the full country is swimming in
Hope Lebanese lad is ok
clean up the mess, get a tv stand, then it's perfect
Fascinating.
Yes I need the Chinese gf, quite urgently, I might add
Bet she doesnt live in asia
you some kind of low IQ mong or summat?
Chinky is fittest
Listening to Oidoxie_Terrormachine_C18
Need to stop listening to this shit but I love it.
Mad how TOOL only have 3 decent songs but any cunt that has even smelled a bit of weed will tell you they're good.
China>Korea>Japan
No but I did contact my union and they told them to fuck off. I'm pretty indispensable so they dropped it. Another reason every worker should be in a union.
mad how unbelievably grim trannards actually are
regardless I'm not this personality you've made up in your head
the meds lad, take them
Mousey, pull this chemical up
why are all these Indians working in mcdonald's I just want to get a bigmac without some brownoid who wipes his arse with his hand touching it
should be illegal having these people in the service industry
Was on a teams meeting earlier with over 200 people and the smiley bubbly woman presenting her findings to the entire company just suddenly switched in a second and said she had to leave before immediately leaving the meeting. Kind of spooky, wonder what happened or if she had some kind of instant breakdown.
Get a chez lounge
Need Korean one to step on my bollocks while she's texting on her phone and calling me a worthless loser
Reckon thats what sets Brits aside from others. I would say americans would go for the Japanese, and europeans would go for the Korean one
i remember normies jumping down my throat during the early days of covid simply for saying that it came from china, and that statement is apparently racist, really opened my eyes to how deranged normies are
Never smoked weed and I enjoy many of their songs
£10 on cat vom
Had to do an emergency shit, is my bet
Bizarre theory
Reckon youre an idiot
all of them in my house
Where are the weightbergs
Yes you are
I know you are, you know you are
Suck my cock
Probably having a woman's period
it came from china
really opened my eyes
steady on
I never understood this, because the pandemic happened right after the #FreeHongKong stuff and everyone hates china
Go on then, name 17 good TOOL songs
I'd just ride it out me and keep smiling
What?
lol this imaginary fella has done an absolute number on you m8, state of you
Hooting
Not really, Americans fetishise Japan more than any other country
Lateralus is a 10/10 album, but yeah the previous albums only have a handful of good tracks between them, and their most recent album is dog shite.
limitless
good movie
Hate how verbose women at toil are
Yes, everyone already knows there needs to be a comms plan, that's not your job, we also don't need you to explain why we need a comms plan, YOU FUCKING BITCH
Umm
getting close to that time again. really NEED the amazon delivery driver here closer to 5 than 7 please! but we all know it'll be 6:59 or something daft. no idea whatsoever what i'll do for the few hours i'll have after this runs out this time. but - at least i know it'll be the last time i have to deal with this issue.
niggas date left when he was rewinding his vhs tape lmaoooo
Done the work i've been putting off for days. Took about half an hour
No they don't you weirdo.
pack it in
Good man. Have a wank
They obviously do mate, they have a history
umm FACT CHECK
ktim
wish i wasn't such a lazy, procrastinating cunt
it's in my blood
ktimming something fierce at this one
can't i'm injured atm.
why are we like this?
um
I have eaten poo.
Post count just dropped by 30
loooooooool. Scroll up if you want a laugh lads
Which country fetishises Japan more than America?
can't wait til i can use AI to filter all simp webms. ESPECIALLY mid asian birds.
Ouch. That's you done then, I'll send a printout of a laughing bradley to you in the post promptly
stark naked crab walking around the local dog park on all fours looking for dog poos to hoover up me arse
Ktim
fucking screaming
fuck i just refreshed the page because it was buggering up
mid asian birds
kazakhstanis?
This
Lateralus is a fantastic album
all that and nobody was even replying to him. SAD!
was in a shop earlier and some mong woman had literally shit herself and was just walking around with the smell wafting everywhere. dios mio
Going to have to scran it and the sopranos as I have all the seasons on DVD and /brit/ usually has good recommendations barring WithNonced and I
Found jt funny how they always had some black and white film on in Breaking Bad
Assumed some parts of America in the 00s were just lost in time and didnt have access to DvDs
Americans were serious about moving here after the election
I know the pieces fit
why the fuck is there going to be a harry potter series on HBO of all places? surely they're not going to show a bunch of underage teenagers having sex and calling each other cunts
pressed the arrow on pretty much all of these
love to see it
COOOOOOOM
lmao that boring freak got sent flying by janny
Wondering how well WW3 is going so far. The way some lads were acting yesterday, you'd've thought Putin had pressed the big red button
yelping
The ol rogue's gallery as it were
desuarchives / int / country / gb / banned / banned
Remember mousey RIP
don't understand the for or against arguments when it comes to daylight savings time. but it's the status quo so i support it
Back from a very nice 3PM walkabouts lads. Saw some lovely things :)
Rorke stop spamming and flooding you cretin (Deleted)
Needing a piss BIG TIME but refusing to succumb out of spite
We're all going to be able to consensually shag 2007 babies next year!!!
WOO HOO!!!
I say we TRIPLE the janitor's salaey for all his hard work
that's a lot of babies
Yeah? What did you see?
fucks wrong witchall niggaz
Left secondary school that year. Get in. Year of the shag next year
Desperate To Fit In Paki
Everybody, please welcome our latest /brit/ member
When do teachers go home
the paki is the second fittest one
this became creepy for me back when 2020 when i realised people born in 2002 are now turning 18
Always associated 2002 as the younger generation
Insecure and desperate for bwc
LARP. Why would someone who went to prison in 1991 come to Anon Babble? How would they even know how to operate a computer?
obvious role playing
why the fuck would a prisoner incarcerated in 1991 go to Anon Babble of all places
Its weird to think all the first years when i left school are now at uni.
Dont know why i find it so weird, i guess time goes a bit slower when youre at school
Is Peaky Blinders any good? Will I turn into a deano if I watch it?
Why don't you ask him?
Yeah if it was like 2008 i'd buy it
just watched aliens (1986). good stuff.
stranger things have happened
Why’s she drawn a cock on her leg?
We live in the school.
aha mate its shite weather not a good day in Britan have a sit on the floor mate, free mattress
FOJF
Mad how ive been 18 for 4 years (1200 days) and no closer to losing my virginity
It is good, despite the memes. Worth a watch
Woke shite
Is it fuck
1986
aye it is
Nothing better than a sunny day on Great Britain
and your review of Alien?
pin on: women in school
rorke...
deary me
Trudeau probably has to walk around wearing a bulletproof vest
only know 5 things that happened from 1991 to now is it? Yeah sure mate
KLARC
L
A
R
C
Internet turns you into a yank via cultural assimilation
Norfolk mentioned
Anyone gonna respond to this then?
I have students who speak with that awful nasally Yank accent because they just watch Youtube all day. It's vile.
Burst out laughing thinking about all the yanks that have to deal with this
I think that's it's the better movie of the two and has better pacing. Good stuff too.
nah he's a good lad. people adore him and he stands up for canadian values
Rorke doing 120 thru the intersection because only yanks die in car crashes
Study these digits nigga
Mental how Trudeau is a hapa
kek as soon as someone posted her I was looking her up
where are the bike lanes? this city doesn't seem very walkable
Back to the Future ahh crash
canadian values
What, being replaced by Indians?
did a woke shite
Wondering how I, a virgin neetman, will ever find a girlfriend
Rorke applauding and cheerig after seeing this masterpiece on tiktok
big bradders edits were the better 'mick imho
reckon once self-driving cars become advanced enough to supplant normal cars the government will make it illegal to drive yourself?
:)
mom can't even cook food now. she will probably die soon.
oi! you got a loicense to drive?
no i reckon they'll make it so you have to have a system in place that allows you to take over control of the car at any time, and obviously you would still need a full licence to sit in the "driver's" seat
New thread
indian tiktok is batshit
Sorry to hear that pal
:/
sorry to hear, ivan
poopy stink