/cum/ - canada usa mexico

look at this guy and tell me he's the devil

and yet

everything that i enjoy today is the direct result of millions of people working for a millennia to make our world a better place. people are fundamentally GOOD and it's human nature to MAKE THINGS BETTER. there are INFINITE REASONS FOR HOPE and i think that's neat :3

Nasty negro.

Imagine a snake but she's your gf.

/cum/ niggas be like
"ew, a fat female ass"

the best time to be alive is today and every day things improve slightly

that's not her real hair

:3

youtu.be/cNzefvQznwg?si=B6lo-Sq-HElXkO_q&t=64

Having paranoid delusions

a lot of black girls shave their head and wear a weave

gay
who cares

Imagine a man but he's of India.

me 2 years ago when i thought my family died in a car accident

people from chipre are called chipriots

like a fella once said

based tom

made for Big Binland Cock

Life aint shit but a fat vagina

who cares

People who aren't into bestiality.

Considering vinyl wrapping my pc

i think about this all the time
it's so vulgar and stupid

t. no bitches

the best high school football player in the country is going to be paid $10,000,000 to attend the university of michigan
i had to pay to go to school like some no-talent SCHMUCK

Have you tried eye buggars from a dog and putting them in your eyes?

Texas police officer zipping around illegal aliens and blacks looting Lululemon to tackle a 19 year old college student that doesn't support Israel.

pretty based, lululemon is a shit company

blud think he pepe

God will never forgive me for my sins. For this reason, I must surpass God himself.

kys

bruh's named Bacon

45-47

youtube.com/watch?v=paNMD9CUG5Y

*knock knock*

*calls the police*

they make nice stuff but it's overpriced for what it is
it all comes from the same factories as shien garbage so there's no reason to pay so much for it

I'm trying to make a knock knock joke.

Whites get nothing from the American system. We have no free speech, are locked out of institutions, and are officially and informally racially discriminated against. Asking whites to defend todays USA is as absurd as demanding Jews fight for Hitler or blacks for the confederacy.

oh okay
who's there

cute

Jaja snek

cute who

not you

Nap time
I'll be back in 3 hours to resume normal shitposting operations

Do not be stuck to the old ways.
When necessary rules must be broken
This is the path of a guru

Chicano hands

TOO FAR

knock knock

whos there

dead bulgarian

dead bulgarian who?

dead bulgarian you

*blam*

But there is a higher way
Shin Zen

No Guru
No System
No Mantra

smoked

have a good eep

have a nightmare i posted my face and everyone started to call me ugly

You can't narrate your own knock knock joke. You need two people to make it real.

ayo this dude ugly

you give off ugly energy. i don't need to see your pig's mask of a face

whats ugly about my energy

States I like:

Wyoming

West Virginia

North Dakota

Idaho

Oklahoma

Alabama

Kentucky

Mississippi

Arkansas

Tennessee

South Dakota

Louisiana

Nebraska

Utah

Indiana

Missouri

Montana

South Carolina

Kansas

Texas

Florida

Iowa

Ohio

Alaska

Arizona

North Carolina

Georgia

Nevada

Pennsylvania

Wisconsin

Michigan

States I don't like:

New Hampshire

Minnesota

New Jersey

Virginia

New Mexico

Maine

Illinois

Connecticut

Delaware

Rhode Island

Washington

Hawaii

Massachusetts

Maryland

Vermont

California

Colorado

New York

Oregon

States I like:

>Wyoming

W list.

ick

ick

states i like:

all of them

because i'm not some damn fuckin commie

why do you like mississippi?

nothing don't listen to them your smile lights up a room and your positive energy is infectious

if you can't immediately tell what that list is then i implore you to go touch grass

I turn my head it’s back to bed with no delay

Actually going through the entire list it's shocking how it looks like it was written by me. 100% matching my opinion.

nevada

opinion disregarded

if by "touch grass" you mean "obsess over politics" then i'll go do that

For some time now every time I wake up I notice my bed sheet allover the place and halfway off the bed and I have to fix it every day. It used to just stay in place before. I'm not sure what's going on.

im sneaking in and out of your bed at night

Anybody here into gay porn?

if by "touch grass" you mean "obsess over politics" then i'll go do that

hi brian!

Fuck the bible, snakes are based

That's gay.

yep brian is back

based on what

West Virginia

No you don't.

whatever sucks without andrew

One time I had sleep paralysis and the paralysis demon opened my door, walked up to my bed, and have me a firm hug, before going away. I'm gonna go search for her. Miss her.

minnesota

sadge

my sleep paralysis demons usually take on the facade of my kitties

dinner was miserable tonight bacon was expired and the pancakes were made without eggs

Based on facts nigga

dinner was great tonight I made a denver omelette

did you beat up your wife?

i'm having baked chicken and a baked potato with sour cream and chives
also making a pumpkin pie

wtf is a denver omelette?

in a deep state of inceldepression

cookies and milk

you think any posters here are married?

Just open reddit or youtube and watch a compilation of libtards seethe over not having to fight in WW3

i'm sorry buddy
make sure you're still eating okay and showering even though it's hard you still need to take care of yourself

3large eggs

1 tablespoon butter

¼ cup diced smoked ham

2 tablespoons diced onion

2 tablespoons diced green bell pepper

salt and freshly ground black pepper to taste

⅓ cup shredded Cheddar cheese

1 pinch cayenne pepper

he hasnt married his waifu

Surely she'll respond any minute now...

hawt, it sounds breddy good, do you make them or somebody else?

there's a handful

I'm horny as fuck nigguh!

I make everything

sounds tasty

stop looking at the fucking cellphone, masturbate, play vidya, she is taking way too much energy from you

open terlit

see this

What do?

Wut. Ww3 was never going to happen (though I wish that it did)

i would try to save him

Russia launching ICBMs a couple of days after biden tells ukraine to launch US missiles into russia

Brother, if we had 4 more years of this we would absolutely be dying in WW3. You could argue it's already started

this was taken in florida, wasnt it

youtube.com/watch?v=vzb-naAYubk

Monketin won't do shit.
Hes not going to press the button that destroys Russia

have once again gooned

dont be blasphemous brother

If you think the USA will initiate mutual assured destruction because ukraine gets nuked you're insane
maybe biden would because he seems to want as many people dead as possible but i guarantee trump isn't going to destroy this country for ukraine

Ya man idk, launching an mrbm with no payload is obviously just saber rattling. I mean that's the whole point of course, but I don't see it as a more credible threat than any of the other ones

gooned again award

It's funny going back to Trump tweets right after the 2020 election and they're all so happy and punching down on him because "he's gone forever"

finished pooping forward

now finish pooping backwards

it’s called free dinner libtard

I'm so sick of fantasy. Sci-fi needs to make a come back

Sci-fi doesn’t make any sense anymore, now that we’re in a competence crisis death spiral. The future is ooga booga

I don't think it would be nukes flying, but definitely an escalation imo. Can't afford to let the nuclear genie out of the bottle unpunished. Especially when used in a war of aggression by the country that started it. Sets a terrible precedent of appeasement. Literally telling anyone with nukes and designs on their neighbors that they can do whatever they want and no one will stop them. For what it's worth I don't think Putin is that foolish, but he certainly wants people to take the threats seriously

I hope one day China will be free of the communist party

very reactionary take
scientific advances are actually becoming more and more rapid as time goes on, it's exponential

Jew B-word hasn’t been in charge for ages, if ever

What wins out, the temptation to poop on the crab or the fear that it might jump up and sting your balls?

Sci Fi never went away, and it's becoming more popular what with all the space flight hype of the last decade

n65 mask

large safety goggles

hazmat body suit

protective elbow high rubber gloves and knee high rubber boots

tongs

plastic grocery bag

I would grab the crabbo with the tongs and carefully place it into the plastic bag and tie it as tight as I could then grab the bag and run outside whimpering, "ewie ewie ewie ewie" and yeet it as far as I could

Has science gone too far?

lmfao

i dont wanna put it back in

niggas be like
"this crustacean too spicy"

how about guy-fi and it's for guys

what the heck is this real

How about sci-guy and it’s Bill Nye spreading gay propaganda BILL BILL BILL

youtube.com/watch?v=THH7P08zuhU

important video

ate some spoiled ground beef

are sites like twitter and reddit even accessible in archive format?

Like if I wanted to browse a reddit page from 2010 before it became cringe and reddity and pozzed and woke, is that even possible?

archive dot org is a slow glitchy bloated mess. If I was a billionaire I'd buy that website and spin it off into a much faster compact version of only the 2007-2010 internet and only select sites.

Business idea: give a thumbprint of LSD to firefighters responding to a fire

should i rewear my pants tomorrow that kind of have a fart poopy smell in the butt area (its not that bad) or wear a different pair. i dont like washing my bluejeans that often

Saw ex at former mutual hangout spot tn
Not doing too great /cum/mers
Want to melt actually

There hasn't been a good sci fi show since deep space nine

kill her

i mean in the adrenaline of the moment they might actually do okay not saying it's a good idea but i don't think it would stop them dead in their tracks like you think it would

I'm no one's first choice

Just own it dude. She can't take your spots away from you unless you let her

If it makes you feel better, you got dumped because you're horribly insecure and genuinely unattractive.

this happened to me earlier today at the grocery store be strong anon you're better off without them

that sucks
I’ll hold you bro until you get better
no homo

were you alone and was she with a group of really hip people including a tall hot and sexy and cool guy who was the main character in the group and who your ex was standing next to and kept looking up at him smiling and laughing at his jokes even tho they werent even that funny

what the hell is wrong with you

frbr

this guy is having sex and you feel bad for him?

how am I supposed to fix myself if I dont even know why girls avoid me

Anyone here who is working for the US government is scared of losing his job?

One Jump Ahead is objectively the best Disney song.

government workers don't get fired

LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS

I'm still here*

girls are weird man, just forget about it and live stress free by paying for sex and living your best healthy life. some guys NEVER will have sex and they walk around happy as can be, are you one of those really really short or face disabled or midget or weird foreign guys? probably not. at least youre not them!

Yeah, no.
youtu.be/SPVAyvPrY24

How do Elon and that Indian guy want to get rid of them if then can't get fired?

nothing ever happens

Test

icles

They have a lot of protections but repubs have control of everything so it might change

i hate america

Mr. Negro.

Gambling, Drinking, Whoring

gonna start playing those scratch cards

i don't want to die anons

*makes you immortal*

will not be celebrating the genocide of native americans this upcoming thanksgiving

why would you want to live on this shithole forever

There was one the other day

It's best not to worry about it, because then when you do die you'll regret having spent your whole life worrying about death.

Thanksgiving was last month hoser

luckily thats not what thanksgiving does

yes it is
crackers are evil and celebrate genocide

i felt this way when i was 16 but i realized it's not productive and it's just nice to get everyone together to eat a nice meal
pretty much from age 17 onwards i've taken care of making it because my mother hates doing it and she was eager to push that responsibility off to me as soon as she possibly could

we dont

"socialism with chinese characteristics" = national socialism
good for them :)

cant believe its only 9pm it feels like its 11 or 12

wish i had socialism with WASP characteristics

heya hoya heya hoya heya hoya HEYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH
red maaaan... LOVE FIRE WATER, FIRE WATER FIRE WATER OOOOOOOOOH FIRE WATER FIRE WATER FIRE WATER OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
*dies of chicken pox*

so fucking true

slave mentality
yall do

It's not even 7

this is your bodies rejecting daylight savings time

checked and same and its snowing

im back
longest 3 days i ever did

i hate daylight savings so much

thanksgiving has literally nothing to do with the injuns

it comes from a puritanical effort to abolish holidays, wherein they would cancel anything scheduled to a date of the year like christmas or easter (which they considered pagan), and then hold ad-hoc days of celebration when something good happened, which was called a day of thanksgiving. ironically, it too got turned into a "pagan" annual holiday set to a date, due to an annual celebration of thanksgiving for the harvest season. it basically supplanted catholic michaelmas

THIS

more like liberal savings time

y'all

opinion disregarded

go to bathroom to floss and brush teeth

floss

teeth start feeling tingly

take a piss

start brushing teeth

going along fine

notice tingly teeth more

suddenly feel like I'm about to puke

start panicking

nothing

wake up to loud vibration directly under me

it's my toothbrush

realize I just passed the fuck out

teeth aren't tingling anymore

dude what the fuck

Happens in your country?

I think this anon could also be employed by a private company. The US government deficit s getting way too big, they will eventually have to cut costs.

Haha, pwned those libs!

think it comes from thanksgiving

this is why i don't say y'all here and i say you guys instead even though that's how i talk irl

images that turn US border patrol into spastics

>wake up to loud vibration directly under me

bro stuck a toothbrush up his ass

navjeet

cant navigate his truck

i deeply hate every single person in this thread

0 Ave

was this road layout designed by a computer programmer

make him a negro and yes
negroes aren't doing hit and runs while named "navjeet" though
mustve been a great navigator

lol

but i thought trump built a big beautiful wall...

lmao

navjeet stinkh

Possibly

Why are Canadians so breedable

so ive heard

wtf

I would have rather done that than pass out desu
I've never fainted in my life and I have no fucking clue what caused it

Erm

Too Gross to Watch

Gift shop

erm...

The vibe is ruined for the rest of the night i will not lie to you

your blood sugar was low

lol I have a well paying job with free health care, growth opportunities, retirement funds and live in a rent free house and you don't

reboot ass neighborhood

Ordered sushi.

what happened

Someone’s car is parked right outside and they’re blasting edm out their passenger side window

can you send me $2000

i'm leaving this general
goodbye forever

see you tm

blood sugar or iron was low you might be anemic
i have to take iron supplements because i used to faint somewhat regularly because i was really, really anemic so i had to work more red meat into my diet
you should get a check up at the doctor, it's nothing to freak out about but it's good to know what's going on

that could be it, I've been cutting for a while now
I'm still not where I want to weigh but if this is going to be happening then fuck that

How is your health care free when your employer pays for it?

i want to change my name

Worst one yet
How the fuck does this even work?

millenials think health care is free

why

youtu.be/a37mSaP9Aog

What's wrong with your current name?

you should get a check up at the doctor

I've been telling myself this for like 5 years
I can't even remember the last time I actually did that

see

being an american worker is a fate worse than death.

I had a gf who had suffered from fainting spells when she was a teenager, and it eventually turned out it was happening because her boomer mom wouldn’t ever cook with salt due to retarded “healthy food” PSAs

US leftists always say that health care were free in Europe but I have to pay about 15% of my salary for it.

What about being a Chinese one?

what’s the problem

Hoi Polloi

credit default swaps

im back

ok who gaf

america is awful

we should let in 30 million more migrants every year

>why do they want to come to america?

Did you get the milk I asked for?

The energy has been sucked from my body i just wanna lie down and pretend to pay attention to the browns game

???

tired

no. sorry.

you all are the problem
i hate most of humanity

chinese were never alive to begin with.
you'd be paying a lot more than that if you had an injury without insurance. i pay way more than that and get dick.
people think salt is bad because fat people eat a ton of it and dont exercise. but it's a vital electrolyte and physically active people should be consuming a substantial amount every day.

Did you get the mommy milkers I asked for?

youtu.be/NdrpEy65B7o?si=ZkBGSk_Dy1Bo0RMN&t=526

if you have insurance getting a check up at your gp is practically free if you're worried about cost or whatever, your copay will be like 10 dollars
it's worth doing because they might catch something early that you didn't know about and save you a lot of stress later on in life

Protip: it's not humanity that's the problem

Sex change surgery is free, but gynemacostia removal is $14,000 if you want an expert doctor who wont fuck up and leave half the fatty tissue unremoved

I'm just not a hat guy

who let bro cook

that's horrible, poor thing
it'll be okay buddy just watch your game it's no big deal it's not the end of the world don't let seeing someone in public tank your mood like this

If you look at hard data, the human body is WAY better at dealing with purging excess salt than it is trying to operate on a salt deficiency. Way worse health outcomes for the latter

99.99% of people are worthless subhumans

this is a fact

May I have some milk

Nobody has a salt deficiency except vegans

I also bet your "hard data" was concerned with potassium salt not sodium

left

SOVL

right

reddit

Yea im starting to re energize it just took like 90 minutes for me to start getting over it and learn that it doesnt mean anything it was just a chance encounter
I was just not mentally prepped for it is all
U know out of sight out of mind
Not out of sight not easy to forget about
Thanks anon im assuming spinny but ty regardless