/cum/ - United States + some others

sex edition

kill all humans

Off To pickup artist boot camp. wish me luck

meme subject line

marcus aurelius

jeet made thread

nobody except people on the internet think italians aren't white

I've run into people who said Italians aren't white

H.P. Lovecraft

Tired of lying in the sunshine, staying home to watch the rain
And you are young and life is long, and there is time to kill today
And then one day you find ten years have got behind you
No one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun

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no you haven't
he never said that

has terrone ever watched true romance

having been to Italy I can 100% confirm theyre not white

yfw you wake up one day and you're indian

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rape rape rap
ano ko wo raaape

Seething negroid, you're not even Italian
You're Semitic

Tarantino is a shit eating cuckold who watched a n*gro fuck his mom when he was a kid and currently lives in tel aviv

I would unironically rope

Okay but his movies are really good

he's a hack of the first magnitude

Nah
Ok at best

this was the consensus pre 1970s, italian culture overtaking america converted them to white in the public conscious since euros just consume american culture and spit it back out

everything i dont like is made by xitter jeets or reddit soys

Sex is something great God us humans, not to miss use but for something a married man and women can enjoy.

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I'll misuse all I want, hell isn't real

this isn't a white man according to /cum/

Are you a Laestidian?

KEK I bet that scene would make him seethe even though he's arab. Can't imagine hating your own skin so much you LARP as an italian with moorish blood.

Most people outside the US or Anon Babble don't care about concepts like whiteness.

I can't help but mumble a little

Oh Say Can You See

as I leave Costco. The only way the place could be more American is if there were American flags flying all over the store.

listening to jazz. I can feel my medula obligata expanding

God I miss Spaceghostpurrp

Jazz is negro music
I prefer to good ol' white music

seething
we are WHITE

muh haplogroups

you've never touched a vagina 100% confirmed

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there are hundreds of white jazz musicians

It very much is sir.
I don't know that that is but i do go to a Lutheran church

hell is real

Wtf God is evil.
No one deserves infinite torture

I've had sex with 17 women and I love haplogroups and genetic autism
None of them were fat either unlike Terrone

why yes i listen to jazz how could you tell?

Dayquan doesnt know the first thing about bebop, its strictly for the old timers

terrone melty

Benis

Well they're Lutherans but borderline Amish, don't know about Norway but I know they're a thing among Samis and in Finland

why yes i listen to jazz how could you tell?

evil

Where do you draw your standard of good and evil?

I AM NOT A PRIZE THAT YOU COMPETE FOR
OR A HORSE THAT YOU CAN BREAK
I AM NOT SOMETHING TO BE FENCED IN
IN CASE I RUN AWAY
I AM NOT A SIDESHOW IN YOUR CIRCUS
OR A TROPHY ON YOUR SHELF
'CAUSE I DON'T BELONG TO YOOOOOOUUUUU
YEAH I DON'T BELONG TO YOOOOOOUUUUU OR ANYONE ELSE

bach? Beethoven? Mozart? Lizt? Wagner?

nah imma go listen to mingus an sheit

why yes i listen to jazz how could you tell?

I told a girl about haplogroups and she bought me a 23andme kit

Idk but subjecting millions of people to infinite torture is FAR above the line I'd draw for evil

Alright bros Trump doesn't like Putin anymore I stand with Ukraine now
Slava Ukraini

i jus caint get enough of that charlie parker and duke Ellington my nigguh

get dat classical honkey sheit away from my ass...

Yes, listen to Jazz. The music critic Mr. Goldberg told me to do so.

Cuck

Mental how great GTA IV was, in retrospect
Couldn't comprehend every dark aspect of the story because I was barely a teen back then but God, I wonder how were Rockstar to drop such a masterpiece in a sea of slop like SA and V

You guys ready for a one-way ticket to Taiwan?
youtu.be/nM-wp4oJ2LY

the third Reich banned this vile african jigaboo "music" the second they took power god bless them

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I only listen to pre-1975 country music

Is this real

I didn't post that, but there's nothing wrong with that image.

What happened in 1975

nazi niggas be like
"this saxaphone music too pleasant on the ears"

Some people don't like any music, it's so weird

Trucks‘n‘beer-core took over

weimar niggas be like
"this saxaphone sounds so pleasant while i do lines of coke off a child strippers chest in the berlin gay bar

name your top 5 hank williams songs, poser

I don't think hell is torture as in like devils will dunk you in boiling oil or anything, it's just separation from from God, who is the source of all things good. But even if it was, when you sin you wrong God who is eternal and therefore eternal punishment is fitting.
Now let's say God doesn't exist, why would torturing a human be wrong? A human has no value, it's just a complex chemical reaction. Sure it's uncomfortable for that chemical reaction and in your opinion that would be evil but that would just be your own opinion of what evil is.
I just go to a normal Lutheran church, i've never even heard that word before now.

shouldn't you be encouraging it then because american hitler will come along

Kick that hoe out with that one tooth looking goofy

Jambalaya
Ramblin Man
Howlin At The Moon
Cold Cold Heart
Honky Tonkin

He’s the easiest one, anon

Marty Robbins is based

I was in a jazz band

umm don't you know classical music is white supremacist? Im listening to an illiterate negro blow air through a horn, thats what i call art or something...

Masters Call is his best song

wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong

lost highway
six more miles(to the graveyard)
I've just told mama goodbye
wedding bells
my buckets got a hole in it

This song hits harder with each passing year over 35.

You think I'm psycho don't you mamma

who are you even quoting

misty my beloved

Who of you Canadians has posted his selfie today on outer Anon Babble?

Prefer Mary Poppins

I prefer havin big fun on the bayou with my chaz amio

May holds a special part of my formative years because she's the first cartoon character who i remember noticing had tits

I work in landscaping and only get paid $18 an hour. I still have to borrow my sister’s boyfriend’s car, and it’s miserable. I only have $7,000 in savings, and I need a car by January for the apprenticeship applications. If I don’t get into an apprenticeship this year, I’ll probably be fucked since I am getting too old to switch careers I turned 22 on March and I will be 23 when I start this thing

zoomers picking may

Stravinsky? Chopin? Vivaldi?

are those singers or something? I'm listening to my bobo jungle rhythms at the jazz hall

Nazifags lost lol

I wish I had a jazz hall near me

I'm a millennial bro, I was 10 when hoenn season came out

I listen to anime and video game music

Same

how the fug did you not see the titty semen demons in the first pokemon seasons

the theme song was my ringtone for the longest time

Who? I know your ass ain't talking about jynx

spent 3 hours at work today trying to help with an issue that never actually existed because an ESL couldn't tell us what was actually broken.

the art of the goon

you are dumb. Very very dumb

She barely did anything, and she was too womanly for my 10 year old self to want

she was too womanly for my 10 year old self to want

NO NO NO GET THAT EUROKEK NAZI CLASSICAL MUSIC OFF RIGHT THIS SECOND

LET ME PUT ON MY ATONAL TRIBAL NEGRO JAZZ SOUNDS ON, MY WIFES SON JON'TAVIOUS LOVES IT

Total German death

Richard Wagners gotteramerdung?

im listening to ray kupra bang on trashcan lids, thats REAL music

Ray Krupa is a real estate agent with Century 21 Canada in Bancroft, Ontario, Canada. He also has a LinkedIn profile, indicating he is the owner of Century 21 All Seasons Realty Ltd. Additionally, there is a LinkedIn profile for a Ray Krupa in Colonia, New Jersey, who is a member of a Computer Science Club and worked on a Java-based pirate hunt game

23 is still young. At least you don't have any student debts.

wearing a blanket like a cloak because it's still cool here and my nose is just a bit red I look so fucken cute right now

I hate my career but I'm too far in. Any change would probably halve my income.

this is why we dont like eurangutans in /cum/

I hate my job so much

i think i've been low on magnesium, especially after i started drinking more often
i gotta buy leafy greens, seeds, bananas and molasses tonight to cope

Bro fucking SAME. I hate it so so so much

Your blonde Nordic sisters are fucking hung italian, spanish, Greek, and Portuguese bulls right this second....

Wanted to skip drinking tonight but I'm mad because I lost my bet on footie.
Maybe I'll try to win my money back later at the NBA playoffs.

I wanted to be a comic book artist when I was a kid and now I'm an office wagie that resets passwords for a living

I spend my days in a call center talking to dementia brain rotted boomers. Often getting yelled at. Out of 10 calls 9 of them are just fucking painful

Just saw a fat negress carrying a water melon up the stairs hahaha

Give us some kino happenings

I wish I had a job

me

I wish I was neet

did fk literally post cp?

big fucking titties on my face, that's what the doctor ordered

no, I believe he said euthanasia

What's the correct grammar?

I wish I was ...
or
I wish I were ...

depends on the context

I'm currently stuck on phone with some paranoid 80yr old ranting and raving about Medicare and government spies and blah blah blah. I asked him to answer a security question which led to a 15 minute freakout that he doesn't recognize it and he never set that and the scammers are watching him through the walls and Jesus christ I've now been on the phone for 35 minutes for a simple password reset. The fucked up part is these brain rotted boomers have millions of dollars. And they're just rotting in a mcmansion somewhere making my life miserable because I'm the only person they talk to.

Ive called black people the n word to their faces, seig heiled in public, and called gay people faggots to their faces before and I never got in trouble for it

jazz le bad... because black people invented it

is this how retarded terrone is?

kek iktf, we do IT support for a county government and its filled with boomers who dont know how anything after Windows 2000 works

did you restart it

almost offended that I'd even ask

tell them to restart it again, make sure to hold power button for 15 seconds

they do

boot it back on

problem fixed

>jazz le bad... because black people invented it

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Could this happen in West Virgin?

I don't get ads using the youtube app on my phone. I don't even have newpipe or revanced installed. I'm not sure how this happened. I didn't accidentally opt in for the free trial of premium either.

i was fucked on the xanny when i sucked off a tranny

shoot me

roommate getting pissy texting me

WE FEEL THE PAIN OF A LIFETIME LOST IN A THOUSAND DAYS
THROUGH THE FIRE AND THE FLAMES WE CARRY OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

tell him to say it to your face mother fucker

Having a beer and a cigarello and reflecting on how evil jews and israel are

I EHAR HER VOICE IN THE MORNIN HOUUURRRR SHE CAAALLLLS ME
RADIO REMINDS ME OF MY HOME FAR AWAAAAYYY
DRIVIN DOWN THAT ROAD I GET THIS FEELIN THAT I SHOULDVE BEEN HOME YESTERDAY
YESTERDAYYYYYYYYY

40 minutes now. God just fucking kill mem my lunch break was meant to be 15 mins ago but I can't until this brain melted boomer will STFU. They think they're in a spy movie or something. Might just pull my router

Only northern Italians are white. Southerners are swarthy and closer to MENA types than other Euros.

t. been to southern and northern italy in the last 6 months

grim

Pointless general, everyone speak the site'standard language

I hate my job so so so so so so much

shut up, macao

Jarvis, pull up a picture of terrone

you're free to leave

False
Incorrect
Misleading
Fake news
Lying

Jews are the most successful people on earth and I worship the ground they walk on

t. evangelical cuckold from texas

jarvis, pull up a picture of every stanley cup win Canada has within the last 30 years
blow it up, superimpose it against their 2018 winter Olympics gold medal

They are objectively the most successful people on earth

""THEY" are in my computer!" - every boomer ever

Kill me

The jews?

how do I stop shower curtains from getting moldy

Zoomers are so close to being fully redpilled about Israel but for all the wrong reasons

wouldn't it be awesome to be taken in by a jewess and be turned into a jew?

bleach

Do you guys remember in early 2020, before March 2020, Anon Babblechuddies were claiming COVID was the apocalypse and demchuddies were saying its a nothing burger. Then after Drumpf shut the country down in March, Dems said COVID was the apocalypse and Anon Babblecels were saying its a nothing burger.

Then do you remember before the vaccine came out Demchuddies were saying the vaccine is fake and won't work? Then after the vaccine came out Anon Babblechuddies were saying the vaccines are literal bioweapons

What the fuck is "covid"?

dems never said the vaccine is fake, the fuck are you talking about

wish I had a gf

Everything is an issue in your corporation inc. shocking

I only watch shonen and seinen, every other genre of anime is gay

do you have blue eyes?

I wish I were your gf.

yuri?
based and high test

what sort of girls do you like?

Yes

everybody STFU Im watching anime

business idea: get a job

Who's reading the history of protestantism by JA Wylie

iceland when he goes fight the canadian jeet brigade

do you have dark blue eyes or light blue eyes?

reminder that underemployement is not a factor when calculating the health of the economy, so the US employment rate is actually way more fucked

ive had the meditations book for like 10 years but i havent finished it

In hindsight, it probably would've been better for America if we adopted a parliamentary system like Canada has, where you vote based on party and policy and not just for whichever candidate you find most entertaining. Just found out my younger sister voted for gameshow host man solely because she doesn't like Charli xcx and she didn't like it when Charli said the Vice President was "brat".

Honestly the world is a fucking joke, I could have the exact same personality and interests, but if I was physically attractive, I would be accepted anywhere and respected. That's literally the only difference. It has nothing to do with my virtues or anything. Fuck this gay earth

the Portuguese empire lasted until 1999

Truly the most powerful race

why don't you move to iceland then jason since you think it's an aryan utopia?

have a beard

men want to be me or befriend me, women swoon when i walk in the room

have no beard

men call me a faggot and try to bully me, women are repulsed and completely ignore me

another shitty poo in my shitty fucking life

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Truly the most powerful race

Nah we're not fucking icelandic and therefore germanic

it would be better for the world if we collectively agreed on the industrial revolution and its consequences and returned to monke

chega wants to give every Brazilian monkey one of these

YIKES

Feeling the moment the slip away
Losing direction you're losing faith
You're wishing for someone
Feeling it all begin to slide
Am I just like you
All the things you do can't help myself

Mingus mogs them all yes. Especially fucking Mozart.

hurr durr imma going to wrote a shit ton of music so my patrons keep giving me money o algo

quantity over quality: the composer. Overrated slop. The fucking Britney Spears of the 18th century

*agricultural revolution

my dad is blonde and green eyed but i have brown hair (used to be asuka red as a kid) and brown eyes i am not fucking germanic

És tuga??????????????????

my ancestry is german, does that count

the british east india company still exists and is unironically run by an indian

ERMAGERD IMMA FIRIN MA LAZER

A monkey from Mozambique crafted this post

i have encountered a vergence in the force

jazz is bad music in general

my ancestry is german, does that count

yeah you're white i am not because in america you're only white if you're english or germanic

I feel so fucking worthless as a 26 year old virgin

Doorway effect? Let me google that
*opens new tab*
....
What was i about to do...?

can brazilians go be obsessed over proving theyre white in their own thread? why do we need them to do it here too?

well you should

you're gonna feel even worse as a 40 year old virgin

do you like germanic girls

brainlet take

it's only 1 schizo who's incessantly spamming

I didn't choose my genes

I've got the mind of an incel in the body made for the chuddosphere

God bless the Kansas City Royals... God bless the auto industry... God bless Jesus... God bless the weather... God bless the phone companies... God bless Alexander Graham Bell... God bless email and computers... God bless chairs... God bless God... God bless my grandson, Rusty...God bless our blessings...

why does it matter if i like them? i am not fucking icelandic i am not fucking germanic

God bless Jesus

God bless God

huh

people here hate women for fucking niggers

they want to become women to fuck niggers

do they really?

they got my nigga Leon all fucked up on some bullshit ass charges fr do

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Haha im 26 and have had sex 10+ times
t. Terrone

we can set you up with germanic girls

A lot of people who could work don't even look for jobs.

it's not impressive when we know it's with men.

even less so because you had to pay them. those poor ladyboys.

(Terrone being a ladyboy fucking arab is now officially /cum/ canon)

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A beard only makes you more attractive if you have a weak jawline.

My 18 year old brother has fucked 20 girls (I know because he has nudes/recordings of him doing it)
Meanwhile I'm a virgin at 24

Updating...

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book a flight to iceland and get laid they lust for the white german american cock

Here's a picture of one the girls I had sex with several times
Her name was skylar

why would you admit to fucking something like that. humiliation ritual smfh

posts a landwhale

youtube.com/watch?v=64DdkXNB1C4

This looks so FUCKING good. Imagine being able to install "Skyrim" and not have to deal with any of the bullshit of Skyrim and just have comfy adventures in Vvardenfell with sex mods.

100% chance you just pilfered this from some creepo porn website you frequent. you constantly lie.

She had big tits and her pussy was tight
I came in her multiple times
Deal with it virgins

Her name was Skylar Adams and she lived in independence Missouri with her 4 year old daughter saorise
We dated for several months
The picture I posed is from when we went to the lake of the ozarks in southern Missouri

Terrone is pretty based tbqh

I would never stoop that low

There's a guy on Twitter whose whole career is based on pretending to be Jewish. I feel like I need to tap into that but not in such an overt way.

A buddy of mine gave me early access go skywind armors

this is what Japan is all about

idk why you would make this post it doesn't prove anything

Kind of feels like I'm coming down with a cold. God let it not be so.

She had braces
She was 24
She was half white/half Mexican
We met on hinge
Our first date was at a breakfast place
One time our dog bit her daughter

half breed torta

already has a kid

I would rather remain a virgin for life than fuck a <6/10 girl

again this proves nothing, here I'll show you

she was Greek

she was 32

we met on Tinder

our first date was at McDonalds

one time a rat bit her transgender son

must be true since i wrote it out on Anon Babble

did he just call the dick a piece of gut?

Is this her?

Skyler Adams, age 24, was born in July 2000. Skyler currently lives at 18922 E Manor Ct in Independence, MO 64058

Yeah thats her

Gonna call her and ask her if she knows him?

what's to stop someone from contacting her and letting her know you're posting nudes of her on Anon Babble?

Shes not nude in the picture i posted

became stopped of polis one in day fore i ached on ached and saw out some well goon judgement let helped after men then after it saw mine unconscious instinctual needs let judgement me drag fat artsy

FYI Terrone repairs cellphones and copies pics and data from customers' phones. He's a porn addicted stalker.

her name was Skyler

erm actually that's not her

how come back in the day you had to separate dark laundry from light and white laundry like its life or death
but these days I just throw everything into the wash and it's fine

oh then i'm sure she'll be OK with it. also you telling people her address and age and about her young child.

you are one creepy motherfucker.

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my dumps have been especially vile lately, may need to change my diet

Lots of clothes were not pre-washed before being sold in stores, so the dyes would leech out the first few washes. Also older dyes were less resilient to washing. Older detergents were stronger too and they'd take the dyes out of natural fibres like cotton.
A lot of modern clothing isn't exclusively dyed either, some stuff like polyester is coloured based on the actual colours of the fibres that are woven to make the garment.

Fuck her, she broke my heart and left me over dumb bullshit

what an attention seeking faggot lol

thanks for the reply

Retard

he really is a pathetic beta. he literally just makes up retarded lies and then argues with strangers about them.

She said i was immature and didn't listen to her. Fuck her, I hope she finds some other dumb fucker to raise her little bastard.

I think she doesn't know him.

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dated a single mother

is it possible to have all nutrients directly injected into one's body so that it is no longer necessary to use the bathroom

got DUMPED by a fat halfbreed single mother

niggas will post anything for a (you)

She didnt even have a Facebook

She said i was immature and didn't listen to her. Fuck her, I hope she finds some other dumb fucker to raise her little bastard.

imagine allowing a psychotic pedo like this to be around your child for even one second?

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born in new zealand in 64
a hot headed actor named Russel Crowe
he loves to act but he loves one thing more...

I will never understand being that desperate for sex

sitting through a live action puppet show musical play

are you fuckin kidding me

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Fighting around the world!

So Jason suddenly defending single mothers is because he was dating one?

OI YOU SCROTUM
YOU JUST WALKED THROUGH THE MIDDLE OF ME SHOT

That's definitely her. She probably is an OF "model".

it's good.

oooooooooof

Seriously though what was he thinking

terrone would've been better off fucking ladyboys ngl.

I'm a rolling STOOOOOOOONE, all alone and loooost
For a life of SIIIIIIIINNNN, I have paid the cost
When I pass BYYYYYYYY, all the people sayyyyy
"Just another MAAAAAANNNN
down the lost highway"

He thought if he bragged about having sex he would be seen as cool

shant be baking the new

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