on my knees edition
/brit/
screaming
did he really kill himself?
Sometimes feel bad for trannies but then I remember they're men and I shouldn't feel sympathy for men
it's how Choli says: sympathy is a knife
You lol like Abdel Fattah el-Sisi
any arsed up they life man in
just had my 9 hour shift tomorrow cancelled haha nice one
Going to get really autistically into the Napoleonic Wars. Don't spoil the ending for me!
Nah I'm on 92k at 29 years old lol
Own a house, own a car no car loan, 22k in the bank
THE FARMER!
What Christopher Columbus must have seen
Why? They're based
brrrrrrrr pow pow kill the boer the farmer kill the boer the farmer
*starves*
here is some poo
from my bum to you
nobody knows me as well as you do
EFF kaffir discord raid
The thing is I’m going to be rich it’s written in the stars, I just have a procrastinating problem I need to get rid of.
I've never met a nice south african
He does lol
Neovaginas are hair lined poo filled holes that need to constantly be dilated lol
Kill the Boer!
new like has hit the Bumble lads.
Watching Family Guy on ITV2
Is she a hambeast?
kill the zulu and that perhaps
she might be the soul mate lad
Another night of PURE SATIRE is it?
poo smells lmao
That’s just sad.
Oh so you think you fancy watching it on those weird chanels?
dont have premium so i can only see a blurred image. Doesn't look it, but they usually are so lol
could be lad. Got no likes left so i'll see tomorrow
Sounds like trannies are better off on hormones and keeping their cocks
chappell xx
Was at the beach the other day and... well...
OWWWW I GOT A SUDDEN WRIST PAIN
can't even see their image without paying? that's worse than grindr
the queen and the pope
shagging it up in heaven
based zulu warriors putting down boer dogs
Just wanked to WMIF
looks like john wayne gacy xx
well you can on the normal swiping bit when their profile is in the mix with everyone else, but when they like you, they get put on another list of your liked people and that is what's blurred.
Need her farts up my nostrils pronto.
Grindr at least lets you see the 250 profiles closest to you and any who tap you for free
15 wanks in 4 days me
Are you still a janny
you do eh mate? you really need her trump up your nostrils yeah?
Nonce
probably the hot weather
that's cool but it's all men
Women want to have sex
I Still cant believe !!
your sperms are all underage so technically every wank makes you a nonce
Wish I’d joined the army. Don’t feel like a man
Vocaroo this for us lad
they wouldn’t let me in the army
Got shag all going for me like
Your DNA deteriorates as you age, which is why old parents have high autism rates in their offspring.
Jelq it out
Gets the occasional tranny on it too but I block them on sight
Explains you then
everyone i know who went in the army hated it or continues to hate it and wont leave
Sorry for letting you guys always down, but it is a 1 cat project and I don't have Santa's magic sledge. I barely can help one lad a day.
Yeah but when they’re 50 odd they all look back on it happily
nice one just installed it
Explains you then
Sadly it does.
Feeling blackpilled and furious.
did anyone like when i posted this baby? he's very cute so look at him again
Kek
um
thats clearly a girl in pink dumb arse
get
them
boffed
Have a wank. Releases a bunch of serotonin
Losing you is going to leave a pain in my heart that I uh.... don't think is ever going to heal.
2020s baby
lately, I’m getting the feeling that I came in at the end. The best is over
still don't really know what it means to "boff a tranny"
the raped
whats this
Europeans will be worhsiping my cock (in the future)
gunt
might be the cutest baby ive ever seen. cuter than thepasty baby gimmick baby from years ago. he's 14 now
I’d fuck pierbi and make Ashley watch
You bloody nonce know an awful lot about other people's kids.
it does get pretty bleak when I'm hearing about my mates getting married, some already have kids, they get together as couples each bring their bint and I can't really talk about my love life because there isn't any since I'm stuck shagging alt birds ten years younger than me who I wouldn't be seen holding arms with. I just can't do the longterm commitment and leap of faith they do, renouncing the bachelor life seems like too much of a sacrifice
Is that Gerry Adams, Lawrence Dallaglio, Richard Spencer and Cat Stevens?
Tyrone's weakness
she's about a mover
GYADAYM MMM MMMMMMM MMMMM
But not with you LMAO!
um that's a boyclit
Family Guy
Funny
Oh.. he's back
Just found out that wallets apparently give women the "ick"
Nigel Farageo Rocher
Ex hamplanet?
no it's bloody not
Tyrone's weakness
END ME
Use the shit you dropped in Dresden, but on my house.
grimmmm
who gives a fuck what women think
ozempic?
truthnuke and final redpill
wallets apparently give women the "ick"
Women carrying their plastic cards in their iPhone plastic case give me the male "yuck"
It is
bollocks on the chin
merricans be like
I just read those lyrics
she seems a bit special
Don't really see why canada shouldn't be annexed by America
Just makes sense
very retarded cartoon
waiters
Still more hard working than baristas.
your flag invalidates you
spent like £200 on clothes fucking hate it
but at least i'm fashionable now
just found out what some random person on the internet thinks
assume 50% of the world population feels the same way
real big brain hour on /brit/ tonight
What did you buy
suit jacket, some chinos and shirts. all low budget of course. also got some nice socks
oh rorke..
where did you buy them
Blaming the waiter for tipping culture is retarded. It's the manager that doesn't pay the waiter enough that's the problem.
Scotland
still not paying cody
river island
i am not in fact rorke
river island
i usually tip barbers and taxi drivers by rounding up to the nearest pound
some nice socks
good quality wool I hope
river island
maaaaaaate
People don't really care about what you wear. Maybe for women.
As a man, the only thing they care is if you are fit
;-)
Shup ya twat
i look better than you nigga
cotton and polyester
Never reply to me again
Simply, demonstrably, obviously untrue
£200
George?
polyester
If you are attractive, you can wear anything you want.
Cope more
Shit load
cotton and polyester
you've made a very dreadful error there
nothing nice about that
truthcular detonation detected
£100 off the rack suit from river island
Simply, demonstrably, obviously untrue
attractive men wear jeans and tshirts typically
sometimes they wear corduroys and button down patterned shirts
you never know
Nice argument
I accept your concession
corduroys
you faggots will criticise any attempt by people to improve their lives
do you know why?
it's because you're trapped looking ugly and fat and you need everyone to feel as worthless as yourself
Ok incel
Get the Charles Tyrwhitt worn, quality English made shirts
no he's right an attractive confident man can peacock around in anything
if you are stunted and insecure it won't work because you will be terrified and fuming internally over people judging what you're wearing
HERSHAM BOYS
HERSHAM BOYS
jeans
it's going to happen
Projedt on
Why are you talking about a hypothetical badly-dressed, attractive, extremely confident man? What's the point? Get a clue. Stop dressing like shit.
improve their lives
if there were no people in your vicinity, would you buy clothes?
People do mostly to impress others. Improve your life by being healthy, knowledgeable, etc
Not by being a consumerist twat
But if that makes you happy, by all means carry on
because he's not hypothetical and I love him :)
You know you won the argument, when people start name calling you
love to see it
Their shirts are made in India, I know because I have three from the Liberty range.
We don't need jf incels mate, got enough of our own
not all ugly people are like this
Next jeans, is it?
LACE UP BOOTS
AND CORDUROYS
Yeah I hate tipping culture but that’s just how it is here
There are a few restaurants I know of that make a point to discourage tipping because they pay their staff enough. If one felt so strongly about it they could go there
topman
camo cargo shorts and new balance trainers
got the ETRO linen shirts on
tihnk my laptop is on its last legs
Ah yes, spending a paltry amount on clothes, the peak of being a "consumerist twat"
you can't be healthy and knowledgeable unless you're wearing rags, you just can't ok
going to Milan for the weekend lads
buzzing
go to the charity shop
Heard the milanesa there sucks
immigrant filled grim smog infested shithole
I tip here to impress my dates and family
going clothes shopping?
Let me guess, you have a weird body and you struggle to find clothes that look right
You have a big thick arse and wobbly thighs don't you? You got that incel cake with incel icing
that goes for you too
but enough about America
um
nah i haven't bought new clothes in years. since lockdowns i rarely even wear the nice clothes i own
Literal gibberish
for me it's these socks paired with shorts and a denim jacket
Immigrants are are strength
Always weird when someone talks about "lockdown" in 2025
That shit was half a fuckin decade ago
north italy = soulless
south italy = SVOUL
surely this is not enough for multiple outfits?
does my nut that 2018 was 7 years ago
fucking sent that yank FLYING
if you have a beautiful piece of art, you might invest in a nice frame for it
if you have a crappy crayon drawing, you probably won't
that is why I don't spend more than the bare minimum on clothes
if you have a jacket that matches 3 shirts that's three outfits right there
and why exactly does that upset you?
you need to get to the charity shop pronto
It's just irrelevant
Continuing to use it as a yardstick for your life means you're emotionally stunted
going bed
fuck the lot of you
cute
I think I want to become a HGV driver
I need to something since I’m 24 never had a job
a lot of things changed since 2020
i got older... and balder
you're gorgeous tho la, not in any bent way
*fucks you into bed and kisses your cheek*
fuck me? fuck YOU
Still was sort of ongoing until like 2022
It’s weird as fuck though can’t believe we were all inside or wearing masks and distancing for like an entire year
thank you
bald
old
be bold instead
had a 3 hour nap until 10:30
that's my sleep schedule absolutely fucked then. good thing toil starts at 10am tomorrow
long hours
shit conditions
away from family for ages
no social interaction
why would you do that to yourself
Uh ummm ugh uh yea hhu uhhhhmmmm yeeeeaaaaaa so yeah I’m Irish.
well that was silly of you wasn't it
might have a pepsi
away from family for ages
no social interaction
sounds good to me
I yearn for the hermit life
literal leebait thread up for 12 hours and he's just going on multiple VPNs going mental omds
Need a job init
what's the alternative, just sit slouched at my computer almost nodding off until my proper bedtime?
The only people still going on about lockdowns and vaccines and stuff are chuds whose lives haven’t changed at all since 2020. They can’t mentally move on like the rest of the world.
chuds whose lives haven’t changed at all since 2020.
ktim
got banned on facebook marketplace
that's only LA
I LOVE L.A.
WE LOVE IT
The rest of the world was ready to move on in 2020 but retarded incels like you wanted to scream about a flu and sit in your stinky bedroom wanking to hentai
Now you're crying because you're the lolcows of history and we're going to laugh at you forever
Growing up in the Midwest is understanding that there is a 50/50 chance you are opening leftovers instead of butter.
Yeah that's probably why it felt so recent. Even in May 2022 they were still talking about wearing masks and getting vaccine passports. Two whole years panicking over the flu. Insane, really.
what for lad
It's time to move on chaps
Stagnating for 5 years is simply not an option
You'll blink and it will turn into 10
ugh guys are we still going on about that? yeah i shit myself in class infront of everybody but that was 5 years ago. get over it. we've moved on. stop laughing you weirdos
Nobody was talking about covid someone just had a meltie because lockdowns were mentioned in a conversation about clothes shopping
i shit myself in class infront of everybody
ktim
Literally what’s the point. If you haven’t got life sorted by 50 just go live under a bridge somewhere
have two
order the cream sauce. hang yourself in your hotel room
its reddit so hes probably got autism and is mentally 19
And it's going to happen again.if we.don't stay on our toes
Perhaps he's rich and he's doing it for interest
what's wrong with that
i'd say being a mature student, once you've got actual money saved, is a wiser idea than doing it when you're young
having a sense of history is not kewl dewd, play games instead, look at all the colours
Sometimes getting extra accreditation can increase your salary just my having them
Get a job
Daniel James Spice
No it’s not you wanna get uni done with asap so you can get out in the real world and start hustling stop coping
well it was never going to be butter honey that container is made for hydrogenated vegetable oil
£200 for one night at a hotel at Manchester airport before my flight
Mental really
well maybe he did "hustle" and wants to spend his money on something he's interested in
I got one in Heathrow for £55
I'm tired I'm sad and I'm really mad (cross)
trainers looking fresh
They are called sneakers freak
oh show me the way to the next whiskey bar
just purchased some amazon essentials incelclothes
I did. From your mom.
at toil arsing around watching youtube and posting here
Fosters, good call
ooh mr. fancy over here not getting the temu clothes ordered
another VB mayte???
Noise filtering turned it into an AI picture
t
Toesiebobs lookin spiffy
Where's Heatherchad?
julia roberts and gwyneth paltrow are not going to be remembered as great actresses
it's bordering on giving best actress to meg ryan
it's hard to find incel clothes here. most of it’s just normie stuff
have a spurt of motivation and sign myself up for a load of bullshit
crash down again and now have list of chores that I've made for myself
Very envious of mentally well people
Shit up monkey starship is flying the reused the block 2 so they are going to block 3 by tye ejd of thr yese
Was screaming this at the ducks in the park just now
That's right that's right!
I've done a whole lot for my friends but neither of them seem to care at all that I've fallen into a state. might just end it all to be quite frank.
what are you doing in the park at 1am?
Watching starship
grow up
Just want a gf that will goon with me to futa
tobby
i'd probably shag the ducks while im at it
well that didn't didn't last long
NEW
river island suit
ponyboy
futa mentioned
that means I get to wank *yipees out of the thread*
wheres the poo
prices in this country are extortionate. literally cheaper to fuck off to europe to grab and coffee and come back than is it to travel from London to Edinburgh
everybody just stopped posting
what the hell
Baby dies after relative locked him inside hot pickup truck and 'forgot he was there'