/brit/

on my knees edition

screaming

did he really kill himself?

Sometimes feel bad for trannies but then I remember they're men and I shouldn't feel sympathy for men

it's how Choli says: sympathy is a knife

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You lol like Abdel Fattah el-Sisi

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any arsed up they life man in

just had my 9 hour shift tomorrow cancelled haha nice one

Going to get really autistically into the Napoleonic Wars. Don't spoil the ending for me!

Nah I'm on 92k at 29 years old lol
Own a house, own a car no car loan, 22k in the bank

THE FARMER!

What Christopher Columbus must have seen

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Why? They're based

brrrrrrrr pow pow kill the boer the farmer kill the boer the farmer

*starves*

here is some poo
from my bum to you
nobody knows me as well as you do

EFF kaffir discord raid

The thing is I’m going to be rich it’s written in the stars, I just have a procrastinating problem I need to get rid of.

I've never met a nice south african

He does lol

Neovaginas are hair lined poo filled holes that need to constantly be dilated lol

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new like has hit the Bumble lads.

Watching Family Guy on ITV2

Is she a hambeast?

kill the zulu and that perhaps

she might be the soul mate lad

Another night of PURE SATIRE is it?

poo smells lmao

That’s just sad.

Oh so you think you fancy watching it on those weird chanels?

dont have premium so i can only see a blurred image. Doesn't look it, but they usually are so lol
could be lad. Got no likes left so i'll see tomorrow

Sounds like trannies are better off on hormones and keeping their cocks

chappell xx

Was at the beach the other day and... well...

OWWWW I GOT A SUDDEN WRIST PAIN

can't even see their image without paying? that's worse than grindr

the queen and the pope
shagging it up in heaven

based zulu warriors putting down boer dogs

Just wanked to WMIF

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looks like john wayne gacy xx

well you can on the normal swiping bit when their profile is in the mix with everyone else, but when they like you, they get put on another list of your liked people and that is what's blurred.

Need her farts up my nostrils pronto.

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Grindr at least lets you see the 250 profiles closest to you and any who tap you for free

15 wanks in 4 days me

Are you still a janny

you do eh mate? you really need her trump up your nostrils yeah?

Nonce

probably the hot weather

that's cool but it's all men

Women want to have sex

I Still cant believe !!

your sperms are all underage so technically every wank makes you a nonce

Wish I’d joined the army. Don’t feel like a man

Vocaroo this for us lad

they wouldn’t let me in the army

Got shag all going for me like

Your DNA deteriorates as you age, which is why old parents have high autism rates in their offspring.

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Jelq it out

Gets the occasional tranny on it too but I block them on sight

Explains you then

everyone i know who went in the army hated it or continues to hate it and wont leave

Sorry for letting you guys always down, but it is a 1 cat project and I don't have Santa's magic sledge. I barely can help one lad a day.

Yeah but when they’re 50 odd they all look back on it happily

nice one just installed it

Explains you then

Sadly it does.

Feeling blackpilled and furious.

Kek

um

thats clearly a girl in pink dumb arse

get
them
boffed

Have a wank. Releases a bunch of serotonin

Losing you is going to leave a pain in my heart that I uh.... don't think is ever going to heal.

2020s baby

lately, I’m getting the feeling that I came in at the end. The best is over

still don't really know what it means to "boff a tranny"

the raped

Europeans will be worhsiping my cock (in the future)

gunt

might be the cutest baby ive ever seen. cuter than thepasty baby gimmick baby from years ago. he's 14 now

I’d fuck pierbi and make Ashley watch

You bloody nonce know an awful lot about other people's kids.

it does get pretty bleak when I'm hearing about my mates getting married, some already have kids, they get together as couples each bring their bint and I can't really talk about my love life because there isn't any since I'm stuck shagging alt birds ten years younger than me who I wouldn't be seen holding arms with. I just can't do the longterm commitment and leap of faith they do, renouncing the bachelor life seems like too much of a sacrifice

Is that Gerry Adams, Lawrence Dallaglio, Richard Spencer and Cat Stevens?

she's about a mover

GYADAYM MMM MMMMMMM MMMMM

But not with you LMAO!

um that's a boyclit

Family Guy
Funny

Oh.. he's back

Just found out that wallets apparently give women the "ick"

Nigel Farageo Rocher

Ex hamplanet?

no it's bloody not

Tyrone's weakness

END ME

Use the shit you dropped in Dresden, but on my house.

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grimmmm

who gives a fuck what women think

ozempic?

truthnuke and final redpill

wallets apparently give women the "ick"

Women carrying their plastic cards in their iPhone plastic case give me the male "yuck"

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bollocks on the chin

merricans be like

I just read those lyrics
she seems a bit special

Don't really see why canada shouldn't be annexed by America
Just makes sense

very retarded cartoon

waiters

Still more hard working than baristas.

your flag invalidates you

spent like £200 on clothes fucking hate it
but at least i'm fashionable now

just found out what some random person on the internet thinks

assume 50% of the world population feels the same way

real big brain hour on /brit/ tonight

What did you buy

suit jacket, some chinos and shirts. all low budget of course. also got some nice socks

oh rorke..

where did you buy them

Blaming the waiter for tipping culture is retarded. It's the manager that doesn't pay the waiter enough that's the problem.

Scotland

still not paying cody

river island
i am not in fact rorke

i usually tip barbers and taxi drivers by rounding up to the nearest pound

some nice socks

good quality wool I hope

river island

maaaaaaate

People don't really care about what you wear. Maybe for women.

As a man, the only thing they care is if you are fit

;-)

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Shup ya twat

i look better than you nigga
cotton and polyester

Never reply to me again

Simply, demonstrably, obviously untrue

£200

George?

If you are attractive, you can wear anything you want.

Cope more

Shit load

cotton and polyester

you've made a very dreadful error there
nothing nice about that

truthcular detonation detected

£100 off the rack suit from river island

Simply, demonstrably, obviously untrue

attractive men wear jeans and tshirts typically
sometimes they wear corduroys and button down patterned shirts
you never know

Nice argument

I accept your concession

corduroys

you faggots will criticise any attempt by people to improve their lives
do you know why?
it's because you're trapped looking ugly and fat and you need everyone to feel as worthless as yourself

Ok incel

Get the Charles Tyrwhitt worn, quality English made shirts

no he's right an attractive confident man can peacock around in anything
if you are stunted and insecure it won't work because you will be terrified and fuming internally over people judging what you're wearing

HERSHAM BOYS
HERSHAM BOYS

it's going to happen

Projedt on

Why are you talking about a hypothetical badly-dressed, attractive, extremely confident man? What's the point? Get a clue. Stop dressing like shit.

improve their lives

if there were no people in your vicinity, would you buy clothes?

People do mostly to impress others. Improve your life by being healthy, knowledgeable, etc

Not by being a consumerist twat

But if that makes you happy, by all means carry on

because he's not hypothetical and I love him :)

You know you won the argument, when people start name calling you

love to see it

Their shirts are made in India, I know because I have three from the Liberty range.

We don't need jf incels mate, got enough of our own

not all ugly people are like this

Next jeans, is it?

LACE UP BOOTS
AND CORDUROYS

Yeah I hate tipping culture but that’s just how it is here
There are a few restaurants I know of that make a point to discourage tipping because they pay their staff enough. If one felt so strongly about it they could go there

topman

camo cargo shorts and new balance trainers

got the ETRO linen shirts on

tihnk my laptop is on its last legs

Ah yes, spending a paltry amount on clothes, the peak of being a "consumerist twat"

you can't be healthy and knowledgeable unless you're wearing rags, you just can't ok

going to Milan for the weekend lads

buzzing

go to the charity shop

Heard the milanesa there sucks

immigrant filled grim smog infested shithole

I tip here to impress my dates and family

going clothes shopping?

Let me guess, you have a weird body and you struggle to find clothes that look right
You have a big thick arse and wobbly thighs don't you? You got that incel cake with incel icing

that goes for you too

but enough about America

um

nah i haven't bought new clothes in years. since lockdowns i rarely even wear the nice clothes i own

Literal gibberish

for me it's these socks paired with shorts and a denim jacket

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Immigrants are are strength

Always weird when someone talks about "lockdown" in 2025
That shit was half a fuckin decade ago

north italy = soulless
south italy = SVOUL

surely this is not enough for multiple outfits?

does my nut that 2018 was 7 years ago

fucking sent that yank FLYING

if you have a beautiful piece of art, you might invest in a nice frame for it
if you have a crappy crayon drawing, you probably won't
that is why I don't spend more than the bare minimum on clothes

if you have a jacket that matches 3 shirts that's three outfits right there

and why exactly does that upset you?

you need to get to the charity shop pronto

It's just irrelevant
Continuing to use it as a yardstick for your life means you're emotionally stunted

going bed
fuck the lot of you

cute

I think I want to become a HGV driver
I need to something since I’m 24 never had a job

a lot of things changed since 2020
i got older... and balder

you're gorgeous tho la, not in any bent way

*fucks you into bed and kisses your cheek*

fuck me? fuck YOU

Still was sort of ongoing until like 2022
It’s weird as fuck though can’t believe we were all inside or wearing masks and distancing for like an entire year

thank you

bald

old

be bold instead

had a 3 hour nap until 10:30
that's my sleep schedule absolutely fucked then. good thing toil starts at 10am tomorrow

long hours
shit conditions
away from family for ages
no social interaction
why would you do that to yourself

Uh ummm ugh uh yea hhu uhhhhmmmm yeeeeaaaaaa so yeah I’m Irish.

well that was silly of you wasn't it

might have a pepsi

away from family for ages

no social interaction

sounds good to me
I yearn for the hermit life

literal leebait thread up for 12 hours and he's just going on multiple VPNs going mental omds

Need a job init

what's the alternative, just sit slouched at my computer almost nodding off until my proper bedtime?

The only people still going on about lockdowns and vaccines and stuff are chuds whose lives haven’t changed at all since 2020. They can’t mentally move on like the rest of the world.

chuds whose lives haven’t changed at all since 2020.

ktim

got banned on facebook marketplace

that's only LA

I LOVE L.A.
WE LOVE IT

The rest of the world was ready to move on in 2020 but retarded incels like you wanted to scream about a flu and sit in your stinky bedroom wanking to hentai

Now you're crying because you're the lolcows of history and we're going to laugh at you forever

Growing up in the Midwest is understanding that there is a 50/50 chance you are opening leftovers instead of butter.

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Yeah that's probably why it felt so recent. Even in May 2022 they were still talking about wearing masks and getting vaccine passports. Two whole years panicking over the flu. Insane, really.

what for lad

It's time to move on chaps
Stagnating for 5 years is simply not an option
You'll blink and it will turn into 10

ugh guys are we still going on about that? yeah i shit myself in class infront of everybody but that was 5 years ago. get over it. we've moved on. stop laughing you weirdos

Nobody was talking about covid someone just had a meltie because lockdowns were mentioned in a conversation about clothes shopping

i shit myself in class infront of everybody

ktim

Literally what’s the point. If you haven’t got life sorted by 50 just go live under a bridge somewhere

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have two

order the cream sauce. hang yourself in your hotel room

its reddit so hes probably got autism and is mentally 19

And it's going to happen again.if we.don't stay on our toes

Perhaps he's rich and he's doing it for interest

what's wrong with that
i'd say being a mature student, once you've got actual money saved, is a wiser idea than doing it when you're young

having a sense of history is not kewl dewd, play games instead, look at all the colours

Sometimes getting extra accreditation can increase your salary just my having them

Get a job

Daniel James Spice

No it’s not you wanna get uni done with asap so you can get out in the real world and start hustling stop coping

well it was never going to be butter honey that container is made for hydrogenated vegetable oil

£200 for one night at a hotel at Manchester airport before my flight

Mental really

well maybe he did "hustle" and wants to spend his money on something he's interested in

I got one in Heathrow for £55

I'm tired I'm sad and I'm really mad (cross)

trainers looking fresh

They are called sneakers freak

oh show me the way to the next whiskey bar

just purchased some amazon essentials incelclothes

I did. From your mom.

at toil arsing around watching youtube and posting here

Fosters, good call

ooh mr. fancy over here not getting the temu clothes ordered

another VB mayte???

Noise filtering turned it into an AI picture

t

Toesiebobs lookin spiffy

Where's Heatherchad?

julia roberts and gwyneth paltrow are not going to be remembered as great actresses
it's bordering on giving best actress to meg ryan

it's hard to find incel clothes here. most of it’s just normie stuff

have a spurt of motivation and sign myself up for a load of bullshit

crash down again and now have list of chores that I've made for myself

Very envious of mentally well people

Shit up monkey starship is flying the reused the block 2 so they are going to block 3 by tye ejd of thr yese

Was screaming this at the ducks in the park just now

That's right that's right!

I've done a whole lot for my friends but neither of them seem to care at all that I've fallen into a state. might just end it all to be quite frank.

what are you doing in the park at 1am?

Watching starship

grow up

Just want a gf that will goon with me to futa

tobby

i'd probably shag the ducks while im at it

well that didn't didn't last long

NEW

ponyboy

futa mentioned

that means I get to wank *yipees out of the thread*

wheres the poo

prices in this country are extortionate. literally cheaper to fuck off to europe to grab and coffee and come back than is it to travel from London to Edinburgh

everybody just stopped posting
what the hell

Baby dies after relative locked him inside hot pickup truck and 'forgot he was there'