/cum/ - Canada US Mexico

I have fallen deep in love with this guy

I had taco bell for lunch

I did it.
Asked the cougar out for a drink today while we were having lunch, she brought me a meal yesterday too, real sweet of her.
Told her I wanted to buy her a drink as a thank you.
She smiled and said, "You don’t have to do that, but if you want a drink, you could come over. I’ve got a bottle of wine someone gave me. I’ve been meaning to try it, but drinking alone kinda sucks."
I said sure.

After work, she drove us to her place.
We cracked open the wine, talked for a bit, and had some Chinese food delivered.
Chill evening, vibes were good.

At some point, she takes my glass from my hand, climbs onto my lap, looks me in the eyes and says, "I think I’m ready for dessert now."
We start making out, heavy.
Then she takes my hand and leads me to her bedroom.

I try to put on a condom, responsible and all that.
She stops me and says, "Don’t worry about it. No way this old body’s getting pregnant."

And that’s how I finally lost my virginity.
Still processing it, honestly.

Feels weird. Feels good. Feels real

stunning and brave

expecting dinner :)))))))))))

this story is revolting to me.

I was in an unofficial relationship with an autistic girl once, meaning I never actually said "you're my girlfriend" and it fucked her up emotionally. Autistic women can feel very deeply even if they have a hard time expressing it. Still regret how damaging it was for me not stepping up officially to commit to a relationship. I legit didn't really grasp that I was supposed to, I thought things would just fall into place naturally. Now I wish I'd done it but also I have 0 faith in my ability to hold a relationship together and I probably would have still fucked it up by being venal and insincere in other, new ways.

Tl;DR I'd pick the autistic probably

Niggas out here getting groomed

Reddit spacing

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Doing the assblaster at the gym

Five years ago today, Minneapolis police officer Derek Chauvin murdered George Floyd, keeping his knee on his neck for 9 minutes and 29 seconds. A modern-day lynching

he has a name, you know

Is that like the thug shaker

spinny....

happy 4 year 364 day sobriety anniversary george floyd!

zased

Shiiiiieeet

Consider the Bernier situation. For once we had a conservative who wanted to slam the brakes on immigration, dismantle many parts of the globalist agenda, stop hamstringing the energy sector in the name of nebulous environmental feels. He was the strongest candidate the tories had in decades and they internally screwed him, pushed him out of the party, resumed globalism (blue variation) agenda.

That's how fucked Canada is. That's what happened to rationality cropping up within a major party.

LOL!

gonna move to the countryside and frog and toad max

REST IN POWER BIG GEORGE

HOLY DRAGONS KEEPERS OF TIME
RIDE BRAVE THE BLUE SKIES AND SPELL MY EYES
FLY BEYOND THESE HILLS RIDE ON THE WIND
THE WISDOM OF THE KINGS

Literally every western democracy is like this

Thoughts on the new tinder match?

too young

What’s Minneapolis like?

Can't go wrong with a slampig

fat. not smiling. lacks confidence.
you could score easily

My boomer parents acted as if it were really some kind of rallying cry that would revitalize Canadian nationalism
I just don't want to become part of the USA but our demonic clown government is no better

I am going to be abstaining from all porn and pictures/videos of women in general for 2 months. My brain is completely desensitized and fucked.
Today is day 3.

Could be really cute if she lost a bunch of weight and gained confidence. She's young, too, so there's lots of time to get her on the correct path.

what race? this is my dream congrats

Congrats
What did this cougar look like?

Good man. I have faith in you.

What’s Hamilton, Ontario like

Got scammed on ”Craigslist” lol
12 year old account with innocent listings :-(
Please pity me!

haha you got scammed by a 12 year old

my dick is so fucking smelly lol

Yum alert!

nearly posted a selfie by accident

Total fucking dump. Probably the closest thing to Canada’s Detroit. Mostly-former heavy industry rust belt town full of drug addicts and minorities. I briefly visited Hamilton for the first time this past summer, and it’s the worst place I’ve ever been in Canada.

me when

Don’t be shy

Creampieing a milf is a pretty great way to lose your virginity. If you're sure she's actually out of her fertility window keep busting inside her.

lewd

my cum is clear and watery

my face on the left

Got banned from Overwatch 2 for telling a tranny that his voice was disgusting and that he will never be a woman

What’s your hot take /cum/? Here’s mine:
People who empathize more with animals than with other human beings are mentally ill. Also your pet is not “family”

They’re gonna call you brown for this post

Also the lingering influence of unions etc from the rusty heavy industry means that it’s full of antifa freaks.

I haven’t slept well since I was 12

She's white
She looks similar to this

A dog is worth more than 100 terrones

Dogs and cats are property just like your car
If you don’t properly care for your property you’re a subhuman

i will continue to watch women fart and shit and i'll be jorking to that for the next 3 months

New York City is the greatest city in the world

The mythical 3 month goon sesh

The greatest city in the world is McDermitt Nevada

a dog is more loyal then most women

wrong
it’s Gardner, Kansas

Never heard of that city but I can name one thousand cities better than it

Never heard of that city but I can name one thousand cities better than it

Who cares what degenerate dogfuckers think lel

The greatest city in Florida is Saint Augustine

wrong it's akihabara japan

its my birthday today

happy happy birthday, to you!

Hehe une pipe

A dog is only loyal because you feed it

hbd o algo

my mom and i are about to have dinner ^^

Dumbahh nigga….

Gardner

No casinos

Really don’t want to get Alzheimer’s

send your mom my regards ;)

get some brazilian bunda for your birthday

No you're thinking of cats
Dogs are loyal because we have bred them for thousands of years to be loyal. My roommate's dog fucking loves me and would die for me, and I never feed it, my roommade feeds it

In Vegas you gotta go broke. They got slot machines everywhere, even in supermarkets. I went to buy a container of milk it cost me 238 dollars

If I ever get Alzheimer’s, the point when they lose their filter is going to be crazy. Optics cuck no more.

why is /cum/ filled with normalfags today

BAD sushi

Stay away from that sushi!

I’m thankful that watching the Sopranos as a child instilled in me a deep aversion to gambling

Get a goodnight's sleep every evening and avoid the dude weed then

That’s the best before date, it’s from 8AD

I highly doubt weed causes alzheimers

I tried cocaine for the first time this weekend. It wasn’t very exciting, just took my drunkenness away.

i can only sleep in 2 hour intervals since my stroke

In Vegas they have slot machines in the airport

I've been to that airport too
You and I may have pissed in the same toilet!

as seen in the movie ocean's 13

Fucking hell good job man
Now to find a woman of childbearing age who isn't busted

Hey guys it’s Fred Durst from Limp Bizkit

Unironically implicated in many dementia and alzheimers studies doebeit

dinner

That would barely fill up a child

Dogs are part of the family and some are worthy of more respect and admiration than many so-called people

Big if true

You didn't do enough

anyone else watch vtubers here

No but I do play female streamers in the background

Trampoline is a weird word

I dig it

Leave you stanking nigga what the fuck you thanking nigga

I got a 2 out of 4 on my 30 day evaluation

Im retarded too

Found the dogfucker

youtu.be/9Qmwsg2pyEc

having sex right now

zip it fatass

My uncle used to get drunk and pass out in front of his job and then get up and go to work

happy birthday, sport

"zip it fatass"

The dementia and alzheimers patients seem to have a good time most of the time between occasional freak outs. It hurts their family as the patients only partially remember them or sporadically so. The patients don't really give a shit about any of that.

Rice is pretty filling. So is salmon. Should really come away from every meal feeling like you could eat a little more

Brick squad monopoly

i watch marimari_en

Why do all the /cum/ chuds have the same retarded face

Should really come away from every meal feeling like you could eat a little more

Confucius said this and Japs still practice it until today (腹八分目)

Went on a huge bender this weekend. Gotta take a liver break because I had like 10-14 drinks a day for four days straight.

she's squinting during the japanese part how is this okay

My apartment is on fire

F's in the chat

Fun Fact: This girl has a bf/husband who is an asian man that obsesses over his penis size

Serbian isn't even a chud he's just a dork

She is Japanese (half)

The worst thing about working out is the post workout smoothie

unless she's a werejapanese her eyes should be the same size between shots

I think it's the zoomies hanging out in packs

The best part about making meatballs

They have mysteriously disappeared from my gym since school has been out. Inch resting

Yall read them one piece spoilers?
What the fuck is goin on bro

Serb niggas be like I’m 1488% Slavic with le Gypsy Turk face

No what happened. I haven’t read one piece in like 7 years

Imu 1 shot all the giants and forcibly transformed them into demons with no diff

mutted

weirdly butthurt about petty historical disputes

region torn apart by Cold War era political legacies

colonized by multiple foreign powers

outsized sense of importance and national pride

will emigrate any chance they get but still pretend their homeland is better

Balkans are the Latinx of Europe

Southern italians are genetically identical to ancient greeks
If you want to know what an ancient Greek looked like take a gander at someone from Calabria or Sicily

watchin destiny

say uncle

ayo chill unc

Bro is unc

Sicilians are Arabs who cluster farther than most other Italians to Ancient Greeks thoughbeit

We are Nordic vikings actually howeverbeit

It’s raining heavy

Arabs have 30%+ sub saharan african DNA on average
no European group from anywhere on the continent or Mediterranean Islands has this much negro admixture

That’s not true

Early Arab expansion predates their negro admixture, that only happened after they started mass importing female black slaves who they mutted themselves with.

Tripfags on Anon Babble and schizophrenia, name a more iconic duo.

craigslist

12 year old account

got scammed

good i hope they banged your head on the roof of the cruiser when they shoved in the back

The worst part about working out is that I am horny as fuck afterwards

schizo trans weeaboo shitposters and /cum/

Nothing scares a man more than an intelligent woman

Are the actual Slavs the Spaniards in this situation? Their horny behavior towards the Balkan natives and subsequent centuries of Turkic rape ruined them

Women will post this unironically on their social media then watch Real Housewives all day

The only difference between Maltese and Sicilians is that the Maltese acknowledge the truth that they’re Semitic
Sicily is only “Italian” because of colonization and the death of their native Arabic dialect

I don't give a fuck how intelligent a woman is, just get on my dick bitch

We are the same terrone race (descended from ancient greeks)

A lot of people believe that Sicily was conquered by black Africans instead of nafris. I’m pretty sure most Americans don’t even know that berbers exist

Terrone feels a connection to the Palestinian people due to their shared Arabic heritage
Fun fact: Maltese is literally Siculo-Arabic

Muslim occupation of Sicily (831–1091)

Muslim occupation of Spain (711-1492)

Latwinx sisters, our response?

I happen to be absolutely sure most americans don't give a fuck about berbers

Only for 150 years as well
It was ruled by Nordic Vikings for longer than that and yet nobody calls them Scandinavian rape babies
Very dishonest

I dont like seeing little kids get their limbs blown off and starve to death
I am opposed to african and asian immigration into white countries

There’s a difference between giving a shit about them and having a basic understanding of what the world looks like

One time on Jeopardy there was a category called Barber College. And then in double jeopardy there was one called Berber Collage. I was so confused. I thought I would never be smart enough to understand what berber collage meant.

Muslim occupation of Sicily: Total, Sicilian Christian leaders were tolerant towards the Muslims
Muslim occupation of Spain: Constantly diminishing, Muslim states were under Castilian hegemony for the final parts, down to a tiny coastal emirate for the last several centuries that existed as a buffer state

t. Literal retard

I’m confused

All of this could've been avoided if the Christians won the Crusades

CEO of Precum

But berbers in sicily have nothing to do with what the world looks like right now

Playing gacha games and being a neet

Sicily was 100% controlled by Muslims while the Umayyads never fully occupied Iberia, Christians literally had a gradual reconquest while Sicilians were content with being Muslims and it was up to the Normans to reconquer it

a lot of americans think the pharoahs were bantu

Normans

My ancestors :)

watchin the ben shapiro show

Terrone has 0 Norman ancestry
He is 50% Sephardic, 45% Nafri, 5% Greek

Did you know you can get your haircut for 3 dollars at your local barber school

I am Latinx?
Explains a lot

False
FALSE
you are WRONG

Some pozzed historical show was actually doing the "Moors was black and dey taught de wypipo in Southern France to bathe n shieet" bit. It's wild how weaponized history is becoming.

Did you know you can get your haircut for 3 dollars at your local barber school

Based, same
My paternal great great grandfather was a farmer from a village near Evreux

I have hemorrhoids

It’s crazy how readily people are willing to accept that the ancients didn’t have a sense of smell or disgust

At a certain point, if you don’t wash and wallow in filth, you just get infections and die. That’s why the early warning signs of that are disgusting. If it didn’t matter, it wouldn’t bother anyone

Everything was invented by the ancient kingdom in the Congo Delta until Yakub sent his legions of pale demons to destroy and burn everything, he then released his evil demons Maltliqoura and Crakiumkokainia to wreck havoc on the proud black kings and queens, making them forget their glories

Funny
I was just thinking about how the "French people are smelly" trope is dead

He's actually right THOUGH

Now consider how much history was weaponized in favor of what you consider truth, and that the real truth is probably somewhere in the middle

Maltliqoura and Crakiumkokainia

Do you guys think that Spain and Portugal's obsession with pork is just ancestral seethe?

Huh, my patrilineal 9th great grandfather was also from near Évreux, before crossing the Atlantic

Das rite

cumpies, im drinking covfefe

Im a son of yakub

Western historiography makes an attempt to be neutral and has multiple different strains if you want to seethe at a particular one for being biased thoughbeit. We wuz kangz doesn't have any of that and isn't even attempting to be based in reality.

Going to create a new Yakubite religion but I think I'll retconn his skin being black
Instead he'll be born white and be hated and reviled by his black brothers and sisters, which will make him become the world's first incel
He'll then use his incel rage to create white people and his legion of Timmies will destroy Africa

middle ground logical fallacy

not how the truth works

Beat it Chick

Little late for caffeine, even on the left coast ain't it

VERY likely my 9th great grandfather knew your 9th great grandfather but he never left France
You and I are basically cousins desu

Portugal's national dish was invented to force Muslims and Jews to prove they converted by eating pork & clams. We need to bring that back.

Idiot

Their national dish is salted cod thoughbeit

They taught the world how to eat

The frizzy haired mulatess on hinge is making my bwc fill up with blood rn....

I eat uncooked bacon

suck my dick now

lol

Okay

A big corporation was shooting an ad near my house. They brought all the DEI's out. Had a black girl with a shaved head, an asian man with dreadlocks and even a white bitch with bleached eyebrows. Consume the product, goym. This is hood tourism. Would have done it to them had there not been armed security. I hate white people so much.

smoking on my balcony. when i finish two cigarettes i'm going to watch another house md episode with my mom and then head to sleep. what are you guys up to?

I’m gonna fuck your mom after you go to sleep

At work thinking about heating up my meatloaf when I get home

haven't had sex in 2 months and I'm gonna go insane

white

Try 3 months

Irrefutable evidence terroni are genetically the same as ancient greeks.
That one jew who keeps saying im an arab has been BTFO with this one image...

national dish

not a dish but an ingredient/component of other dishes

Fake news, and in this general Carne de porco à alentejana is a heroic national dish! End of story!

White people invented and rooted capitalism in our society and blamed jews for its problems.

FK-coded

Let me guess these aren't your genetic results because you're actually 50% Sephardic and 50% Tunisian

Sicilian East

The Greek/Byzantine part clusters with Greeks

No shit, there's a reason why Sicily West isnt near any of them

You are SEETHING

I am eastern sicilian (messina/Catania)

That's not your DNA
I've seen your face, Kikeronne al-Maghrebi

have really been enjoying this juice. it's strawberry lemon and has zero calories

I can read that

How do we overthrow the judeo-dravidian rulling class in america ?

My ancestors were kings and queens

I think youre about 25kg overweight please take better care of your health.

Since taking a break from alcohol I've started drinking seltzer water or tonic water with lime

i'm 173cm tall and i weigh 79 kilos. it's not too bad

bro the sumerians? my grain for your shekels?

Terrone's ancestors were halal butches in the streets of Balarm and hijab weavers in the shops of Madinat al-Fil

All White people living today are direct descendents of Charlemagne btw

They worked in sulfur mines unironically

Could stand to lose ~10kg of fat

Guy who makes $143,000 in passive income every day: What the hell? How come the birthrate's so low?!

NOOOOOO THE BRAINWASHING THAT SUPPORTS MY BIASES IS THE TRUTH IT HAS TO BE!!!!!

the brown spammer american's ancestors mined brimstone

you can't make it up lmfao

It’d have to be pretty distant cousins if we’re talking about that many generations back, but it’s certainly possible that there could be some common lineage there. It’s not like we’re talking about an area with a huge population. The earliest population estimate I can find for the town of Évreux is from 1793, and the population was only 8,000.

Scamming your ass with low quality copper

This is him btw

You have a child's understand of history and historiography at best

socrates asked whose bias do y'all seek

I haven't even made any specific historical claims
I said every stream of historical narrative is likely to be tainted with bias (including both yours and mine) and is in need of considering opposing or fringe theories

This makes your npc mind tremble

Not great not terrible. Most Anons look significantly worse.

centuries of open historical research and revision all recorded with evidence clearly shown? Pshhh wypipo lies!

Some random IG account saying we wuz kangs? DIS DA TROOTH!

I hope you're trolling

whenever I post my face sometimes people are like "turn off the gigachad filter" and idk there's no filter but how do I prove that they don't believe side profile pics either as those can have a "gigachad filter" too? I'm serious this is frustrating...

"historical narratives should be questioned"

*Angry leafs*

Npc nation

She's so hot

This American is too stupid to discuss anything with in good faith.

I posted my nudes on Anon Babble more than a decade ago as a minor in exchange for steam keys from some fat old dude

He still doesn't know what historiography means

calls people NPCs for not questioning historical narratives

Pot calling the kettle black

Canadians can't respond directly because they have passive aggressive npc woman brains

Some German pedophile from omegle convinced me that he was a 13 year old girl and I sent nudes to him before I found out, I was 14.
It's whatever I'm not traumatized or anything, but I hope he doesn't have more victims!

Listening to Local H

Ngl I'd have done the same if I knew at the time I was desirable

Oh yeah that band with that one song

Keep replying to me lol

I posted my nudes on Anon Babble several times to prove I wasn't bullshitting about having mixed genitals
No I will not do it ever again

Leduc?!

youtube decided to recommend me absolute schlock again

What are you guys arguing about this time?
Something stupid I'm sure

Did some sleeping some eating and some gaming

Thats how pedophiles operate. They target kids with low self esteems or who are otherwise vulnerable.

german

Many such cases. I hate these people so much its unreal.

rude of you to assume, he's very likely listening to their terrible songs no one listens to because it makes him unique and different.

whether or not we know literary anything about any period in history

how to make pizza at home

yah, Im thinking based

literary

Legitimately think more than 50% of Canadian flags are jeets or glowies at this point

The Holy Trinity

now THATs what Im talking about

Doggo is sleeping so peacefully, but the moment the Amazon delivery man knocks on the door she instantly explodes into fury

Yeah I'm listening to Local H deep cuts and building my personality around that. Are you fucking insane.

A black overweight girl convinced me to show her my dick on omegle once

Told you this guy was a retard

Clockwork

Unemployed behavior

I bet steam is coming out of his ears right now lol

The sun comes up every single day!

Bet your bottom dollar!

At least she was a real girl with a vajana

business idea: shut down the sun

a girl called me a DILF because I'm 28 years old