/brit/

/brit/

priti patel sex arse

Good edish x

first for kelly, my friend

get in
it finally arrived

corrrrrr imagine being under that wide indian arse of hers

I missed it.

dancing about my flat :£
youtube.com/watch?v=PbkInTnNQ28

Dock the cock!

Tate McRae looks so old
Zoomers are ageing like milk compared to virile Millennials lol

TJ Maxx selling pre-shat in pants.

mmhmm not even Timmy’s 2nd wife pang-pang can resist dat chocolate baton xx

Why'd she do it?

UHM

She wanted the D

Going to go drink and smoke at the bar alone

we all can't work as rent boys m8

mmhmm tek dat x

At least this is known..

she's incredibly fit lad x

pissing it down with rain now
thats it, summers over

its banter

love it

No tits
Fridge body
Looks 30

Dire

In Amerika

LIV
ERP
OOL

based rainberg

You lack the Belgian's subtly and even though he's never complained about it I think it's despicable you stealing his gimmick

Thoughts on Oxford University Press?

Dark Fruits weather this is, lad.

you lads ever boffed a transwoman?

Pure..

wow, the day the men kicked the ball... I will remember this for the rest of my life :O

MMMMMMM

There's a linguistic theory that Basque or its ancient relative forms a substratum in the Germanic and Celtic languages.

Thoughts?

you can go and piss, or you can go and crap,
you can go and piss, or you can go and crap,
you can go and piss, or you can go and crap,
or you can go and cum,
you can go and piss, or you can go and crap,
you can go and piss, or you can go and crap,
or you can go and-

How did you get so good at picking up British slang lad

poo

much to think about

i just really pay attention to what you lot say x

You should tongue my substratum you boring fag

Yeah

Fuck off

What the fuck is he doing
Is he just deleting posts at random

Nice password..

youtube.com/watch?v=xL3MBMim36E

why's me post been deleted

XDDDD

This rain? We needed it mate.

cronem gettin his waves done
timmy waiting for his haircut appointment next week LOL

I wish I had blue eyes

hello to the lovely british boys

I just want love

cronem got scammed by the turkish barber

cronem doesnt go to turkish barbers

voca.ro/1dR3c5VCIwtP. Looked cool.

I love you ok

What is this

Can hear a cat shrieking :(

*presents hairy pooey arsehole and waits expectantly*

It goes gym chud..

Fuck off

bumming a cat

ermm what the fork

Does the gherkin have barbers for the cronem?

no barbers

Lacks..

Just heard back from the appeals board.
Not eligible for the job.
Guess it's suicide for me.

screaming

Dick in hand..

just witnessed someone complaining about Anon Babble (its policies, moderation, etc) on the imageboards

Forget me
Forget me not
Forget me
Forget me not

there are only katys there, and timmy serving the drinks

Where do you find that?

Business idea: one bollock but two bellends.

Punting yapping dogs should be encouraged

regret sticking on fight club (1999) it's actually quite boring and cringe

watching that tenet film

How's it evening x

Actually so fucking mental how badly I mindraped him lmfao

I would rather watch hockey than European football
youtu.be/pwMLbWqc6BM?si=fuA9kUID7BwDkDh7

DTFIC <3

I know the hair..

me need gay porn wanky

jannies are banning anyone who complains now

Not North Atlantic XD

I look like the people I am running after :O

scared to post now

rorke in the house

Jesus

The British Empire took 300 years to build and was passed away by the fat drunk jew puppet Churchill within 5 years, with Labour then proceeding to ethnically replace the native British after 1945.

WW2 was a catastrophe for the White race.

oh yeah? watch this
jannies are USELESS FUCKING CUNTS THE LOT OF THEM. they enable MENTALLY DERANGED POSTERS because they are CORRUPT

plotting an incelgym sesh

any nigga here been to krakow (poland)?

does gay sex actually smell pooey
doesn't a feminine gay bottom still smell like a bloke
need these questions answered

well maybe the british empire was objectively evil have you considered that?

yea lived there for a couple years like a decade ago

For Moesan..

ktim but i went this morning and with my gf

well?

The only evil thing was not depopulating India.

Another world

Watching that Bryan Johnson guy (the guy trying to live forever). He eats insanely healthy, but still looks like shit. Goes to show that most of it literally just comes down to genetics.

my arse smells like yesterday's farts

Arab

That guy is a real bonarfied freak. He is spending his whole life trying to extend his life. Complete waste of time.

In Trance we trust

Britain should have allied with NatSoc Germany.

Cardiotoil complete, will be at 6 hours per week anytime soon. Get the muscles working, the blood pumping, the mental elves gone. The outlook on life transforms now.

might head to bed early and watch some safiya nygaard with a bottle of syrrah

InterPals

its called shiraz

dont like traditional cardio just do high rep squats and get a lot of steps me

Sir Keir Starmer sex arse made from 100% recycled sex arses

It is..

yeah if you're a plebe

I am who I am..

coxinhas with coffee for the evening snack
yummy

Let the Playoffs Begin!

Enjoy dying at 50

When i get depressed, i've just learned to wait it out

dinner? hula hoops and a snickers

Harry Potter went through some real shit guys

Not my picture..

got a very grim arse on me, and I use the term "on me" very loosely as it's barely there it's that grim

Any cute cats in?

chicken quesadillas for me

Ok, I have the illness now

more of a fat ugly geezer me

let him come up

gary eats is eating the uk's hottest curry with that fat takeaway table nonce

What to do?

been a while since i've played a game

play with your willy instead

played some pokemon less than 45 minutes ago

I look like a movie.

those chicken quesadillas were actually well peng

did you catch em all?

clarksons farm was alright to begin with, something you could watch with your parents after a roast dinner, but the maw of the algo is insatiable, it has been disected and shat out again into the finest algoslop, every character flanderised and every genuine display of humanity erased

I think I am on the right path.. :(

what is he

I hate how JF's come into our threads and shit it up with their off topic nonsense. What a bunch of sad and pathetic freaks.

corr i wish

Viper

Binturong

fr fr

little binturong fella

You need to evoke an emotion in girls
Make them feel something
Don't make them think

stopped watching when they had him in the hovercraft last series

corrrrr haven't played one since the gba days

*shags your arse*

I look like a fucking song

sucking a fucking MONSTER

strange little critter isn't he

I am you!!!

How do you do that?

what would you like to talk about?

might do some wraps for tea
and lob em in the air fryer for a few mins to crisp em up

bit like you

hope it's of a zero variety

Christ

Zoomers are literally nostalgic for 2016

It's embarrassing that the Archbishop of Canterbury stepped down in January and we still don't have a replacement. The Catholics gathered people from all over the world and selected a new pope in two days. It can't be that difficult.

Laugh, cry, angry. Your choice.

whittling a sprig of ginger into a needle shape and threading it up the jap's eye

um.. thanks

can see her little willy

this ain't it liverbros

The early-mid 2000s feels like a totally different world to today.

Scary realising 2005 is as far away now as 1985 was in 2005.

whats in the wraps

poo

beans and spinach and that

I am the fucking guy!!!

just gone and shagged my own arse

Um... they've got their big floppy black cocks out

and how does that make you feel?

28 years old, nearly 29

kissless handholdless virgin

no friends for 10+ years at this point

wasted 1000s of hours playing games/posting online

hobbies/interests are all solitary things

poor social skills

panic about being exposed as a virgin

don't have the confidence to talk freely to people out of embarrassment and timidity in case I'm mocked or rejected

afraid to show my own personality around women

filled with regrets and humiliation

only girl I ever confessed my feelings to, who I thought liked me, mocked me

will never have a family of my own

relatives similar in age to me are starting families

assume every women I meet either isn't interested in me or has a BF/husband

constantly self-conscious and critical of myself

feel awkward and start panicking whenever I'm in a room and relationships/sex/romance comes up

given up any hope of ever having a GF or sex without paying a prostitute

never had a female friend so I'm clueless about how to interact with women beyond basic conversation

tried using Bumble, hardly any likes

It's so over lol
Wasted my life

my little white ones gone all hard

nary a syllable

Der

should go on a diet, won't

The new 'eitch

youtube.com/watch?v=e4V5i-h2lng

Going to stick the rice on in a minute

kek
this is me

welcome to my masturbatorium imporium

none of your BUSINESS

Die

28 years old, nearly 29

kissless handholdless virgin

no friends for 10+ years at this point

wasted 1000s of hours playing games/posting online

hobbies/interests are all solitary things

poor social skills

panic about being exposed as a virgin

don't have the confidence to talk freely to people out of embarrassment and timidity in case I'm mocked or rejected

afraid to show my own personality around women

filled with regrets and humiliation

only girl I ever confessed my feelings to, who I thought liked me, mocked me

will never have a family of my own

relatives similar in age to me are starting families

assume every women I meet either isn't interested in me or has a BF/husband

constantly self-conscious and critical of myself

feel awkward and start panicking whenever I'm in a room and relationships/sex/romance comes up

given up any hope of ever having a GF or sex without paying a prostitute

never had a female friend so I'm clueless about how to interact with women beyond basic conversation

tried using Bumble, hardly any likes

receive text from one today saying "you seemed really cool to begin with but then you got too drunk and kept overstepping boundaries and so i dont want to see you again"

fucking hell lads whats wrong with me

evertonians on a mad one

No views

6 minutes ago

fucked up

they put rorke into one of those machines from tenet and made him inverted

96wne

Huh?

hit the gym sugar tits
conversely, become an alcohol

raping my arse with a Kürtőskalác

feel a lot better after I've stuffed my fat cunting face

Rorke on a mad one

just put an arse up my arse

Good.

sent that freak FLYING

>panic about being exposed as a virgin

why?

stuffing hobnobs into my nob

How the fuck can she be wrong when all she was doing was asking a question???

West

tag urself

Matched with a 22 year old on tinder but I don't know how to talk to women so it's pointless.

what kind of person would do such a thing

R1b..

scream

It's embarrassing.

lmao that first cunt looked like he died

that Clair Obscur was pretty good reckon it's game of the year

would you lie about it?

looks weird
shan't be playing

Got my driving license lads

they should have just called it expedition 33

grim
cars might be single worst invention in human history

yeah we saw

just act like it's one of the gay lads on /brit/

Why are you mad?

I'd probably have to if it ever came up.

going to fry some chicken thighs with air shortly

shup ya melt

oval shaped batons wagging on snapchat

well done lad
how many minor faults did you get, i got 7 lol

I think mumberg has watched too much Gogglebox and now she thinks it's proper to make inane comments while watching TV

Workplaces have become much more zoomerish over the last few years which is good
Boomers and Gen X fags always asked very personal questions whereas zoomers don't prod and just want to go home as soon as possible

wouldnt that be obvious if you lied?

pissing out

I think I am right..

the caribbean folks in the UK are very soulful

Why is this a good thing

can't even go out in public without a car driving into you these days

no they aren't
they are just loud and violent

They're really not

Hockey..

Police responding to incident at Liverpool FC parade after reports of car collision with pedestrians

fucking screaming

howdya figure?

im wanking in the rain
im wanking in the rain

11
came close to failing because I touched the curb during the maneuver but I didn't go over it so it was just a minor

Boom

heres that 21 yo kids I was telling you about

Guys I heard there is a terror attack in Liverpool stay safe x

British women look busted. Don't think there's even one I'd put the willy in

DON'T LOOK BACK IN ANGER

oy vey its anuda hillsborough

Zoomers arent interested in social chatter, they're much more task oriented.

POO FUCKING WANKING