meadow cranesbill
/brit/
Not healthy for Vagina..
i am the lord jesus christ
to prove this i will perform one miracle
do you have any requests?
Ovni. Hurts right?
make it possible for me to buy things cheaper
just kill me bro
This is not nice for you and me, amen.
can you give me a shred of confidence in myself please
lads post music
Why you?
well, i suppose that's what i asked for. thanks, jesus
You are an illegal immigrant.
I don't think I'll bother leaving the house today
nothing for me out there
you didn't write edition. this isn't a /brit/ thread
janny won't like that
The Jewels.
yall niggas postin in /breet/
haven't left the house in a week so i'm gonna make a special effort today
i need an aubergine
Nooo
actual edition that janny won't delete
Sexo sexo
rorke, you've been scuppered.
Bowel grab.
I want it.
anyone worried about anything
might cop, as the kids say
how old are you, ten?
Saw a white in the street earlier, told him to fuck off home
old enough to fuck your mother
just listen
youtube.com
You're calling his mother a pedophile?
looking at female inmate profiles on writeaprisoner
might find myself a qt murderer gf to flirt with and then ghost her when i get bored and there'll be nothing she can do about it because she's locked up for life
checked out ai-porn out of morbid curiosity yesterday, very bizarre stuff
Today's wordle is very topical
sounds like the synopsis to a decent comedy when she escapes or gets out on good behavior or something
did ai porn of my mum and she found it once
Why are you getting bashed, sir?
you wrongun
bet it made herr dead wet
Well, he did.
Bring back serum.
still don't know what CC means in relation to bikes
please don't tell me I enjoy living in ignorance
Carbon copy.
Why sending it to two people requires additional carbon is beyond me though.
Bloody hot out for night time. Not looking forward to summer AT ALL
I am in the Rhineland.
For many decades Historians have agreed that some unknown islamic indian empire conquered the british isles in the beggining of the 21st century, as well as canada, australia, and parts of the united states. This empire has been called the "bharati empire" and contemporary maps of it curiously include a strip of land going from egypt to south africa, that is believed to have been a territorial claim based upon the proclamation of a caliphate, and not actually controlled territory.
However the documentation of any events happenig so close to ww3 remains indecisive. There are no monuments of this empire in the british isles themselves, and indian architecture only emerges in the british isles centuries later, with mosques and places of worship being mostly adapted christian churches. Yet the genetic evidence and primarily male-line descendace of modern britishers proves there was undoubtedly a violent conquest.
Some modern theorists propose that instead of a unified "Bharati empire", multiple marauding bands or perhaps petty kingdoms attacked the british isles sometime between 1950 and 2054, settling in the region and taking captive the local women.
There's also an extremely fringe theory that posits the ludicrous idea that the massive influx of muslim-hindavi peoples onto the british isles was "peacefull process", but most historians brush it aside as a british nationalist way of hiding a clear history of violent conquest, and that they're not as native to europe as algerians or moroccans
-Professor abdul Muhammad Hafez, "on the origins of britishers, 2985
cubic centimetres referring to engine displacement, 1000cc is one litre
fuck you
just picked up catberg and gave her a kiss
damn I was getting worried there
your clue did help, when I typed it I thought it must surely be that
my cat's purring under my bed somewhere
get the 'bergs posted
Imagine the princess saved by the hero me.
le cabergé
lllllleeeeeeeeetttttttssssss get ready to rumbbbbbbbbllllllleeeeeeeee!!!
awhh catberg chewing your trainers xx
Don't worry about a thing Frankie Five Angels
gf has one of these but its a guy from silent hill and the boobs are his pecs
Jet black.
Sick of living in a world full of racism and sexism
Sir Sexist Racist
Shit.
showed /brit/ some trainers I bought but youse roasted them and now I haven't worn them in 6 months
what's worth doing anymore
Yes?
Painting.
sir trainer roaster
pic
Disease.
time to watch the greatest anime ever
bit of skyrim and a coffee now until the asda opens
then buy some lovely fresh veg back home for another coffee and some more skyrim
then make my food and watch the footy followed by film or two and then have a drink and some more skyrim
what is this phenotype?
race/build?
Oy mate
nice
I myself will also be drinking several coffees today and taking it easy
hey fuck you man bloody bastard
white/athletic
Thats not Yugioh
In my opinion people on this website are strange and impolite.
need to have a shower before housemates wake up because my cock actually pongs
i cry
bhenchod
Poo.
Poo.
had one of the best burgers in a long time today
shame the restaurant is 40 minutes away
Is something right?
Emma Watson being shown some of my posts.
if ireland has high gdp/capita than uk, why do irish immigrate to uk? never heard british diasporas in ireland
never heard british diasporas in ireland
why would you have heard of anything from your little jungle
british people don't immigrate m8, we colonise
umm
ive heard about 99% of brit posters liked to be part of american state? is that true?
Trying to find a device that I can plug into my gran's telly that will play pirated media files from a USB. This way my gran can enjoy quality tv shows and films that I pirate for her, despite having no internet.
There's some on Amazon but they're all chinesium crap, reviews indicating video playback stutters and buffers due to the cheap hardware. Waste of money.
Looking at more expensive options, the Apple TV doesn't allow playback from USB so its out. Had a look at the NVidia Shield Pro which seems like it may do the job. Costs £190 though. Ideally there would be a happy medium between the £190 for a proper machine and £40 chinese crap on Amazon.
the ‘ttyberg
you're a good grandson <3
doesn't the TV just have a usb port at the back? mine does
just done a smelly shit wank
you lot ever think you should do something about that whole being a virgin in your 20's thing? us normal fellas lost it when we were 17 and frankly it's a bit strange you lot didn't do the same
only virgins talk like this
I can see your stubble face
you and the cat look similar
Girl poo
Dame dookie
She shits
Female faeces
Lady dumps
It's not a smart TV but suspect it probably does have a USB port at the very least but the problem is that even if TV reads the USB, I have no confidence in the internal media player to handle whatever is thrown at it.
Basically I don't want to have to be stuck batch converting files to a specific format just so the telly can read them. The appeal of a separate media player (that works) is that it would ideally handle the whole gamut of files: mp4, avi, mkv (with subs) etc without shitting the bed. You just plug in the USB and there are no issues.
Especially since granberg is like 85 or however old she is, she will never be able to troubleshoot any of that shit. She won't have heard the word "codec" in her life and shouldn't need to.
I tried to make the cocktail umbrellas into cocktail umbrella straws but the computer doesn't like it
this is what I got my mum, works great, not sure if you can get it in the UK
didn't even check the fucking pic did I
If you want to play movies on your tv for free with no ads I'd recommend getting one of these
it plays these disk things called dvd's and as long as you have one of the disks you can watch it anytime you want
daaaymn unc :skull:
Yeah that's the one that was recommended to me on Anon Babble (perhaps by you) but I was saddened to learn it's not available here.
Thanks anyway.
Onn is Walmart’s electronics brand, I assume it’s also sold in Asda stores in the UK. Either way it’s chinesium.
perhaps by you
nah, it's pretty popular and dirt cheap here, probably just to get people into paying for streaming services, but it runs apps so you can set up torrents for stremio and watch whatever for $3/month (I'm a virgin you see)
works great though, linus reviewed it:
youtube.com
In the sewer all alone (that’s my home)
mad how a simple shower is all it takes to restore your humanity
Heels > Soles
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c-c-c-combo breaker
Get the small boats ON our shores
Get the migrants IN our women
Migrants' bellies full.
Migrants' bollocks empty.
plumb starter
mate...
hello bongs, i come to claim the GET
the more you read about himmler the more weird shite you find
Luv my pensioners frozen
Luv my migrants pampered
Luv my timmies euthanized
Luv my katies stretched
Fugg.
fringe reaches my chin now
need to get this mop sorted for summer
Get the migrants fed
Get the migrants washed
Get the migrants medically checked
Get the migrants housed
Get the migrants shagged
Get the migrants paid
some of us are just trying to have fun mate we're not all using optimised starting words
imagine needing min-maxing and strats to beat the daily worldle get a grip you poof
if george floyd just listened to the science and followed lockdown he wouldn't have died
mental you never see leftypol bring that up
could he not have taken the fentanyl at home nah
Emma Watson will have sex with me.
Black people do drugs and crime because of racism rorke
?
impressive
Arsh. Poison.
*snaps fingers at the overworked thread waiter*
can we get me pissed on NOW, please.
?
remember that time 2 first-world nations lost their entire electrical grid and no explanation was ever given as to why or how and it was never mentioned in the news again haha
but yeah how about them Kardashians
not everything’s a conspiracy frogposting retard
I do it for she
spoiler that hog
just awful when you get smegma in your japs eye and dont realise until you try to piss and it goes EVERYWHERE
But if he stood and watched the frigid wind
Tousling the clouds, lay on the fusty bed
Telling himself that this was home, and grinned,
And shivered, without shaking off the dread
That how we live measures our own nature,
And at his age having no more to show
Than one hired box should make him pretty sure
He warranted no better, I don't know.
perhaps not but I get the impression there are definitely times when the security apparatus makes a phone call to news outlets and says "leave this story be, for national security reasons" and there's a gentlemen's agreement to do so
black coffee, leftover pizza, two slices of ginger loaf
state of this cunt's bonce
Omg wish I had a joint or a line
happens to me but with tight foreskin
leyton orient sex arse
his enemies are my friends though so i'll keep doing it
Sucking a coffee lads
are they enjoying it?
(◕‿◕)
*cockfee
toast and cranberry juice down the gullet. now on to the coffee to perk me up and then on with the day
it's getting scary out there
stay safe lads
State.
life in shambles
I hate charity muggers. Hate their smarmy, slimy, put-on persona that serves only to convince people to part with their money so that the chugger gets their commission.
Might start stopping and engaging with them but only with the intention of saying "yeah sure I'll sign up right now but only if you give me your entire commission for this sign-up, in cash, right now from your wallet". If they do that, I'll sign-up (then cancel later).
it's not beyond the realm of possibility that mousey was tragically murdered by some psycho from the /brit/ thread while the site was down
they're volunteers
Coffee doesn't have emotions so it can't enjoy anything
No, a coffee
kek it was me.
youll see me getting arrested for it later this afternoon. keep an eye on the bbc news
no, he's in his happy place playing runescape all day
yes it was clever, taking advantage of the site being down to do it, perhaps you thought it would never come back up. but it did, and now you'll pay
Any of you going to Church today?
btfo
No they're not. They work on commission and they work for whatever charity.
They take anyone because there's such a high turn-over due to the grim nature of the job. Often you'll see spackers, lads who clearly have autism and no social skills, who have taken on the job but are making no sales. These lads don't get kept on. I feel bad for those ones. You can really see the pain on their face as they pretend to be happy and cheerful but inside they know this job isn't for them and that they'll have to pack it in because they're making no sales.
they got mousey monged out on something
free mousey!
already been, twice
I want to suck Emma Watson’s nipples.
youtube.com
What is the music at 5:31 ? I'm pretty sure it's brittish
?
No got better things to do than sit and listen to someone telling fictional stories
Eight yet to be identified after 'gang fight' involving machete at Melbourne shopping centre
now who could this possibly be. . . . . . . .
for what
Wanking to JAV again
I predict a riot
Stfu
?
who cares. tat least some australians died
Sir Coffee Colouredgrandchildren
Kaiser Chiefs - I Predict A Riot
if you're ever unsure and Shazam isn't working just google the lyrics
AI is good for it too
australians
kek mate.
XD
009 Sound System - Trinity
looks Welsh
he couldnt understand the lyrics because he's french you insensitive prick
POOOOLAAAAAAAAAANNNNNND!!!!!
i clearly meant the victims, dumbarsh
yesh mish moneypenny
yeah she may well look like she's wearing a groucho marx mask but imagine if groucho marx climbs into your lap and starts riding your dick
it wasnt a typo
lel
gang fight
what on earth makes you think the victims weren't the same black
you have a niggier's iq
Nah I am good. I thought so.
nor wash mine
well I can understand French lyrics in the French songs I listen to, insofar as I can imagine how those words must be spelled, even if I don't know the meaning
you cant make fun of it if it was a intended joke by me
because their hand is in the shot you dumb idiot wanker get stabbed by an n
3.
lawrence: a niggier
Falling.
tokyo is the most perfect city on earth
why are there two child rapists posting that green cartoon thing
mental isnt it how i can just leave
Fucking shoes.
live in a pod
work 12 hours a day
never have a relationship with the opposite sex because you don't have the time, money, or energy
Ah yes, perfect
Excellent.
not dissimilar to my own life here
Avoid trouble.
you can't even explain why, so you resort to posting this empty sentences
Bet her shits stink.
Fucking faggots, literal garbage.
t. brade lunner
inhumane density of people but you zoom in and it's a miniature village on every little street
Sure, I confess.
Watch what you say about Emma, Egyptian bastard.
Kill em all XD.
Cry me a river of blood?
So.
have you ever been to Tokyo??
high cost of living
overcrowding
small living spaces
language barrier
natural disasters
strict social norms
limited green space
how can this be perfect? the English countryside is way better
using loud powertools at 8:50am on a sunday should be punishable by hanging
I don't even look at faces bro, wth..
he said the "most perfect city", not the best place to live in general
even if living in a megacity is unnatural and generally sucks, tokyo would be the best option
true
Better that way. Suck a goat dick? XD.
>high cost of living
houses in english countryside already expensive
>overcrowding
mono cultural though
>small living spaces
i'm alone
>language barrier
i don't talk to people
>natural disasters
I've embraced death
>strict social norms
I'm british
>limited green space
just use the bullet train
doubt anyone would care if i just DIED !
Shoulders.
nothing going on
might as well make a 3rd coffee
what advantage is it to live in a monocultural place if you're not part of that culture
My life is at steak, no lie.
ye somewhere out there's a gay rapist excited to shag you're bum hole and he's not a necrophiliac
madness, utter madness
There is an explanation to it. And that as well. Just fuck off.
yeah really funny mate haha.
peace and security without need to socialise and if you do you'll always be the centre of attention and a head above everyone there
based and funeralpyrepilled
You do your thing and leave me alone alright?
scotch girls' moist clefts
x.com
Can't believe they allow this level of gore on x, what the actual fuck
what job would you work in tokyo
*school
Bad family.
I’ll turn the Nile into a river of blood to swallow you up.
Respect.
gigolo
Probably right about it from the first try. Also, this is very insane. Just saying.
surprised youtube doesn't offer more features for curating your own algorithm
it's honestly annoying clicking a video, finding out it's shit, and knowing that your algorithm is now poisoned by that video for weeks / months to come
What?
just click more
or if you go for ages just refreshing without clicking it'll ask if you want something new
get blocktube
Let's make it personal.
day off toil today lads what a great day loving it large
no toil on sundays
What?
me? just don't sign into youtube
We skipped that shit already.
You are concerned again.
My impression is that Japanese office jobs involve longer hours and more stress than in the UK
I watched a YouTube video of a Japanese salaryman who worked 9am to 8pm. Stupid hours.
just bought a bunch of vintage clothes
finna look fresh this winter
What? Do you want it?
is molesting schoolgirls included in those 11 hours?
this winter
vile antipodean FREAK
somehow cut the inside of my lip whilst shaving. Mad one
New
I am a man in case you didn't know. Also I am intending on getting my dick cut and stabbing myself to death probably.
NEW
maybe you're disabled
I appreciate your help? I don't need your pussy, baby.
Get out!!! Please. I almost spilled my semen.
thanks