r katie edition
/brit/
poop smells
i've just now been gaped by BAMEs
fat
CORRRRRR
Vile trollop the other Katie was actually peng
bradlie
corrrrrr
she looks like she stinks
i've just been defiled by BIPOCs
she don't do enough
Liverpool signing wirtz lads we're actually going to be unstoppable
You IDIOT. It's POO smells, not poop smells. This is why we need to ban jfs from posting our stuff. They are incapable of getting it right.
This has really annoyed me. I may need a few minutes to recompose myself.
chubby girl feet
why did brits and the french fight for like a thousand years
discard this hog
it'll be alright mate don't worry about it *clicks my fingers and has the thread oaf wrap you in a chequered blanket and guide you to an armchair in the drawing room*
upper class infighting mostly
kittyberge
banter
funny
nothing else to do. internet as invented yet
very excited for today's wank as I didn't have one yesterday so I'm nice and charged up, maybe I'll even get an edge going too
elite noble families squabbling over land and power
why not
alright well why did they suddenly stop fighting sometime after napoleon and before ww1
as if foot freaks weren't bad enough, there are gays out there who desire man foot
I'd put that up there with horse porn in terms of depravity
pax Britannica
Napoleon was like a raid boss and we beat him. Its just confirmed we were just better overall.
farted in the office today and got a fierce scowl off the munter who sits opposite me
it's because of woke I expect, gone are the days when a man could brap at his desk
nah i reckon bestiality is quite worse than foot fetishism
was just waddling about for the last 2 hours
during my excursion I noticed a female who was wearing one of those crop tops where you can see her entire midriff
she was proper swaying her hips from side to side like some whore too
got me thinking, men are already attracted to females like magnets because of all that toxic testosterone inside of us
why even try that hard at 4pm on a weekday afternoon?
what is her goal?
very strange stuff
but there's never been a british figure like napoleon, so
dunno what to watch
watch your mouth
sincerely, there has
Feel a bit sorry for blokes like James Buckley, will always be known for one role he played as a teenager, that’s all everyone will see
but he’s rich
Not A lister rich. He’s probably quite skint now that money doesn’t last forever. Maybe got a million if he was lucky. A financially smart normie with luck can break that.
why's he said this then
dropped a massive, echoing fart in the work bogs today, immediately signalling to the rest of the room that I had arrived and assumed control of the bogs
used to make some money selling photos of my feet to an older gay chap when i was a struggling student
Dangerously Rorke territory. I don't like it.
everyone knows why its gone down the shitter but we're not allowed to say it publicly
in unrelated news
You know why
the oldest person in the world right now was born in 1909
that feels way too recent
also that means the last of the ww1 veterans all died in the last ten years or so, seems like nobody talked about that
old man gets increasingly old
how much do you spend on food per week
you are increasingly though
the rorke party just swept the local elections
rorke fuming
you think the only money he made was from the inbetweeners? he's made a fortune from cameo and youtube mate.
0. i tell mummy what to buy and she fetches it for me
No losers? yeah true
OMG YAASS another foreignoid
his wife is fit
billionaires parking their wealth in farming villages?
Er right lads, bit tired
Might go to bed early instead of the cans
nigel will kick you out of the """"rorke party""" if you say anything rorkey
Can’t wait to be old I reckon women will call me a DILF
does booze count in the food budget?
dickhead neighbour using his stonecutter out the front driveway again
can’t wait to use it on his skull the cunt
impersonating toby? not on
Now Playing: Atomic - Blondie
u a minecraft villager or something
who controls the British crown
who keeps the metric system down
kek
Just found out it's over for rorke
trannymong posting bony square framed men in wigs again and replying to himself
pornsick freak
spaino posts a tranny
mongs think it's a woman
Lads, will you ever learn
Lovely weather lads
seems the jews turned the clouds on today
Guy Fawkes day? Don't celebrate that. Too white. not inclusive.
Genuinely a dream house for me. yanks do not suffer
right because rich brits don't have nice houses
How many of you post on /brit/ like this?
dont need to be rich to obtain that in the US
me? 2800 calories down today and i will eat again
A 29-year-old man has been arrested after allegedly entering a hospital in Glasgow armed with a crossbow.
Police were alerted to the incident at the Queen Elizabeth University Hospital at about 06:30 after security staff intervened.
Firearms officers were sent to the scene and a 29-year-old man was arrested.
The weapon was not discharged and there were no injuries. Inquiries are ongoing.
favourite British serial killer?
Certainly not Lucy Letby who is innocent
mousey finally snapped
big shippy
Tony blair
You’re a retard. You compare the same salary and in the UK you’d live in some tiny terraced house with a tiny garden and in America you’d have a 4 bed detached house with a garage and a nice garden
suspect /brit/ has been populated by bots for a while now. the state of some of these posts its painful its like pajeet and rajesh and rasheed spent an afternoon programming lines of code thinking up things they think british people say and talk about
maggie thatcher
Willem Dafoe is not at the movie theater he's IN the movie
been lots of cheeky crossbow incidents recently it feels
nah
it's just a couple mentally ill
the spammers here just have a lot of horrible topics they like
Oh look at you determining what ACTUAL British people think and talk about
wow you're so real bro.
slop on the way
how do you make your text green
Always baffles me why both US and UK chose neoliberalism
me when i sit on the bog every morning
Please stop funding pakis
imagine gobbling up yank propaganda this much, fucking embarrassing mate. most Americans live in miserable shit holes like this, on the edge of poverty working for doordash and uber eats, drowning in credit card debt. And dont give me this response about muh highest average wage, its skewed because most americans dont even talk to the IRS or return their taxes
yeah?
I think it's random
Katy tekkin dropshots at the Gherkin
MI5 have been busy, i'd like to congratulate them on a successful psyop
well britain did because we're america's vassal
Just been jewed, again
'cide
*grabs you by the throat*
back the fuck off
*walks away and talks to somebody else*
Phone up speculatively asking for work
gif
fuck off
replying to a 30 minute old post
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FOY
University of York
Walking towards the camera
You arrive in Milton Keynes
ahh yes
ahhh excellent, very impressive.
all me
alri
anime nonce
are nige
arse
barratt new builds
bellowing
blog on
bollock busting
bum
business idea:
cara
cornetto
corrr
de lad
don't mess me around sunshine
fuck off back to facebook normie twat
fuck off billionaire
gas yourself
gf sent me this
good lad
hmmm
hooting
howling
janny's off his rocker
leftypol
maisie
me on the left
meme uni
need a bf
need you out of business sunshine
new gimmick:
orchestrating a wank
peng
poo
poo nigger
radical centrist
rasheed
reeee
rentberg
roaring
roooo
rorke
rorkesheed
runt
runtoid
sad little man
screeching
shan't
simple as
spoiler that hog
strawpoll
sucking a golf ball
sucking a nigger
the proto gf
the scran
the so-called gf
third eye
toilberg
toilstein
utter state
vile little freak
vile slug of a creature
virgin freak
wank
wew lad
willy
most americans don't live in some mississippi delta ghetto actually
another mass stabbing in germany
They're mostly African fellas here
Does the UK have much of a Jewish population, lads?
Fancy shagging a massive chebbed jew bird
Exactly
Hello World! hahahaha
Looking for amazon prime movie suggestions. Any ideas babes? xx
um
in America you’d have a 4 bed detached house with a garage and a nice garden
that's because in america the city governments literally steal from everyone else to pay for the suburbs
it's an absurdly subsidized lifestyle
but neither do most americans have a house with a pool
t
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
vile slug of a creature
ktim
Royal Mail faces fine as almost one in four first-class letters arrive late
I had a business send me a letter that needed a posted back response. They provided the prepost envelope but it said that Royal Mail had not been delivering their stuff on time and so it would be better if I sent it back tracked
I never said pool mate
lads
never bought a newspaper
what does the sun put on Page 3 these days?
Phantom Thread
Children of men
Usually a man with his cock out, bit woke
The Dow Jones Industrial Average
gay porn
oh GROW UP
wait really?
Where's Diego?
At church
Harvard sues Trump over foreign students ban
US judge has also blocked administration’s order and issued a temporary freeze
Out cottaging
just rushed out to buy a copy of the sun
got the train simulator 2024 on the go
why yes i am also a virgin
Saving that for the weekend lad.
This is one of my favourite movies. Definitely top 20 I'd say.
I'll check it out.
being a human slave toilet in a dingy underground gay club somewhere
howling
A TOP 20 FUCKING MOVIE?
TRUE GRIT
It's called the dollars trilogy Rorke (i never knew the good the bad and the ugly had a trilogy once)
What would you spend £4000 on
'
World economy collapses summer 2026
You heard it here
Take your money out incrimentally and stock up on non perishable food
You don’t want to be the poor cunt with no cash when the banks fail and the shelves are empty
Guess what?
my room smells like freshly raped arsehole
just a humble bradleyfarmer
farming for bradleys
You've got red on you
loli feet
farming, really? man of your talents?
dance and pretend to eat a sandwich
losing weight is WAY NO FUN AHHHHHH
weeeeell that's yer 12 people being stabbed in a terror attack in Germany again
Scanning post for British culture…..
howdy pardners
I'm just getting started
on my lap
my spamdar early warning system is going mental right now
Hello Catyank, how are you today?
Nice guitar
a clue
she peaked in philosophers stone
jolly good old bean
joke country joke app
80 15 minute shags from adultwork
SO IT HAPPENED AGAIN
aiyee! someone bought an ad on a bus stop! the UK has fallen!!!
might play skyrim
grow up
might play with myself
banging track
no incels
and no fucker else either
The plan for tonight? Not shagging that's for certain, I'm a virgin freak you see
any sex mods installed?
Angry that you're banned on day one, is it? Rope up.
No-one wants you alive.
Ktim
Lonely night drinking alone and wanking on the cards for me
bit rude not to ask him back
That's not Britain though
>>/cum/
Trannards BTFO
bluesky
Less relevant than Trumps platform
Bank holiday weekend for most of us
For dolescum though the days all blend together LOL they never leave their rancid bedrooms.
bloody belter of a track
god what I'd do for a chance to slit some boomer's throat, fucking rude cunts need to hurry up and fucking die out
I'm going to try my best to get into a street fight tonight and try pull this off.
what if mcdonalds is good for you
And yet you're here posting with them
Any Englishman man in?
no
Why are there never any women here
Never >> me again
Boomer got lippy at toil did they?
We're all pakis here
e bike and a 600mm camera lens for birds
watching crusty old boomers get beaten to death
unbelievably sick tune
Good to hear lad
I don't think it's an official advert
Yes I'm Engl-
*gets arrested for this post*
Roastcels not welcome
boomers will get a papercut and immediately go to the a&e, no wonder waiting times are so long
they all have cocks in their mouth bro
no time to post when you're doin the sucky
get this on
Sir Barraco Barner
I'm sorry rorke, you're hiv positive
did you know there's more blacked jav than wfam/wmaf jav
congratulations leftypol you're hiv positive
whites marry them instead
gonna build a gundam
fucking woke did this to me, aye
TUNA CORN
JACKET POTATO
need!!!!
Very cool, which one?
stupid lesbian is cutting her grass
gonna turn a gundam
Bronson aye
nice lad currently working on the RG RX-78-2 2.0
rorke in his happy place
be nice to your stepmum
MANDEM IN DISGUISE
The social contract states that young adults must suffer and must never be able to afford a house, so that boomers can have gold-plated triple-lock pensions enabling them to go on holiday to Mallorca every summer
how's her bum and general body
she kinda fit?
God I bet she's working up a sweat right now. She might even shower with her partner after the chores are done
RX-0 Gundam Unicorn RG 1/144
the connection between transgenderism and hair dye needs to be studied
she's got nice legs, she has two dogs but lives on her own
where should i go with the gf for 4 days?
already done barcelona recently
I've just got to make it to Friday
Have you ever been to Germany? Me dad has driven on the Autobahn.
I wish I was as fit as soogs
Get her shagged
don't ask why but can someone countdown from 10 for me on vocaroo
Camber Sands
What's your plan for the future Catyank? Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Outtake from the photoshoot for album "Avalon" by Roxy Music
Bilbao
Did Viking raid other Vikings?
mad how hes had a full rich life and couldnt wait to share awesome experiences with his son but then ended up with a fucking freak like you who is just a huge burden. they'd be relieved if you died mate
bit mean that
In your walls.
why wouldn't there be?
Scottish cup final tomorrow lads
Whatever place features the nicest beaches and tropical vibes. the weather's nice now you should live it up
Otters at Battersea Park Children’s Zoo
As English as they come you fucking Pauline?
Viking was a job title. It meant pirate/seafarer. The Norse were the ethnic group.
And yes, Norse Vikings raided other Norse communities and warred with each other
Maybe not Ibiza though bc that's a complete party place. maybe not best for a couples trip
Mental how Jimmy Carr is suddenly pretending he was based during covid and that he believed it was all a lab leak despite during covid he actively called people who weren't getting the vaccine thick
I was at the 2006 final when Hearts beat Gretna on penalties
riley reids got a good clip for this
Grenta
RIP
sorry but I'm not 35 and balding so I don't give a shit about jimmy carr
I really want to feel their fur. would they bite or anything?
Trade.
what does it being or not being a lab leak have to do with getting vaccinated?
great album, this is my favourite off it
youtube.com
you're wearing baggy pants
nice, i was already thinking that. whats good about it?
Santander looks close too. could do a day trip out there on the train
35 and balding
ktim, but I don't give a shit about jimmy carr
How big was the Empire?
But he calls audience plants names. It's funny or something.
Seriously though it's been the same audience members for decades and the same skits. Why is it funny
Just picked one mate, never even been to Spain
it’s sad when they go young like that
3 Controversies
3.1 2011 Amputee joke
3.2 2012 Tax avoidance
3.3 2021 Holocaust joke
3.4 2025 Israel event at British Museum
lol
poo snells
in the night I will eat, if it's real then it bleeds
well i still like how your random choice reinforced what i was already thinking.
Send it.
Have fun :)
oh my sex
cool....nice vocal effects
my wife should have her first child at the tender age of 39
War.
mong
Give me a mask.