Dillard's edition
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He took away our islands, fuck starmer
Dilbert creator reveals he has same aggressive cancer as Biden and only has months to live
Cartoonist Scott Adams said cancer has also spread to his bones
I lift on three weekdays and do cardio on every day of the week, except Sunday, where I rest
I hate my life
The idols of the nations are silver and gold, the work of human hands. They have mouths, but do not speak; they have eyes, but do not see; they have ears, but do not hear, nor is there any breath in their mouths. Those who make them become like them, so do all who trust in them.
Hi everyone!
I'm new here and really enjoying reading your posts! I'm enjoying it so much i though i'd make my very first post myself.
May I ask, what or who is a Rorke? Is it a frequent user of this site? If so, i feel like you're quite mean to him, and i would actually like that to stop. We should be accepting of all our lovely posters here, and work on fostering an inclusive community for all!
Thank you!
Eternally Yours,
Anonymous
oooh sweet jesus it gon hurt
literally 2,500+ years ago judaism called out ai
*shags you so hard you poo out your mouth*
why do you think UK blacks speak like southern USA blacks?
scritch scritch scritch scritch
Eternally Yours,
Fundamental physical process that explains man's lot to be born, toil, breed and die much better than it being punishment for eating the sacred choko
Irrelevant to the meaning of life
he's american posting from america x
I think my mum is poisoning me
his only exposure to reality is via the internet which is mostly american
Y'all cowards don't even smoke Mandy off tinfoil
Locate.
um!!!!
most intelligent atheist
hurr durr why didnt god detail quantum mechanics to the israelites what's more important to life than knowing about quantum superpositions reee
funny how it didn't teach diego how to not be an incel freak with no mates LOL
that's a lad with his old nob out isn't it
Irish diaspora couples invited refugees into their homes
who dis?
Very far.
would wife this man
girl i fancy for 6 months ghosting me
fuck sake lads
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what was it
I don't quite get spaino's thing of 'e irish dispora le blacks'
Does he think I'm offended?
Does he know Canslad himself is blacker than the dark skin of the willards he wanks off to while wearing his mum's knickers?
grow up
You tell me, c'mon.
a naked man
AI got the gormless Irish face just right
a bitcoin wallet login with 500 billion in it
I am the Lord, and there is no other, besides me there is no God; I equip you, though you do not know me
hs?
mental how smooth her balls and gooch are
Imagine being so bummed up as a youth you think you're an actual woman waheyy
Tire switching.
her balls
any single blade safety razor man in? Never going back to multi blades
Not Ireland. 99%.
Real-life example
mad how scripture addresses ai avant la lettre but atheists will never admit it
bought one and used it for about 2 months before i started growing a beard and now i never use it apart from a biweekly clean up lol
Yeah years ago I did that, now I use some expensive trimmer
But it was the best shave for sure
drink some water and sober up you gimp
I want an order.
Have to eat a lamb chop now deary me
you sound like an idiot you know that right
Used both. Single blade for smoother shave
Multiblade for faster in the mornings when I'm late
Someitmes I get lazy and use an electric shaver at the toil if I'm super late or going out that night and want to be clean shaven
project on
Kill yourself
Parents drunk again and audibly roaring of laughter at some shite program on the telly
Grim I was spawned by these two prole runts
years of being a depressed lonely incel have genuinely deranged him
share the passage m8
Yeah this.
Might get on the medical cannabis
here's the thing:
i keep having dreams where me and the ex gf of 4.5 years are back together
but its never the good times its always weird
like were in a tesco and shes annoyed at me for not scanning the clubcard
and i wake up missing even that even the boring bits
what kind of loser misses fake dream arguments
off to get the cans
it's irrelevant
it's there um somewhere
Prefer maintaining permanent stubble. Looks more masculine and doesn't irritate the skin. I used a cheap Remington trimmer which has a dying battery now and don't know what to do. Apparently that Philips one blade is supposed to be good if you like to keep stubble, but I don't want to throw money away for blades.
diego would rather be the greatest male twerker in existence or go blind and deaf
yeah love safety razors. blades cheap as fuck and give a nice and smooth close shave. cartridge razors are a scam
any mexican cuisine knowers in? can pico de gallo be eaten as a side salad?
Brixton flat right now
and you are alone in your smeggy childhood bedroom on a Friday night I presume?
neighbours built some sort of molochian sacrifice altar
Send porn.
He painted his walls with hymen sauce
im a poochie wongie man
mind your business
Ireland. 100%.
hymen POPS
Old mate eating pico de gallo like chutney omfds
it's a chimenea you mong, albeit a grim tasteless metal one from b&m
deano loves them for when he has smithster and gav round with their missuses for a bbq
thats a smelter chimney you utter mong
never met anyone famous me
only seen someone who has a wikipedia from afar at concerts and such
you need putting in a "chinemia"
How do you come up with that shit?
Irish diaspora invite refugees from Africa to their houses
alri moloch
how is chutney typically eaten?
Reminder Heatheryank is afraid to post in here x
this is my new squirrel friend. he visits me often just recently in the garden. say hi, lads!
diegos favourite joint
chinemia
Mad about that.
Miss Adams old spainlad persona need him to bring it back
brings untold joy to teen katy
does anyone know how to delete posts on /brit/?
i could be besty and never never do it
...yh
latest windows update seems to have fixed the horrendous audio problems that have beleaguered my poor laptop for over a year by now
pleasantly surprised that an update actually did something good but i'm not letting gates and his lies get a pass from me just for solving one issue
That is cheating.
Yea mate, can get them from B&Q now. They're going to be massive this summer.
still using windows
SCEITAMEIGNAIGNG
install gentoo
Seeing the ethnic children playing outside of my window still, a white lad with medium long light brown hair and a brown girl seem to have appeared and joined the group now, she won’t leave him alone by the looks of it
It's all bullshit then.
I actually agree with you here but i'm too thick to use linux
last time I tried to install it on a partition I almost bricked my computer and i've given up on it since then
looooooool
imagining diego drinking alone in a busy pub garden surrounded by groups of people having a good time. he probably necked a few drinks to build up a bit of dutch courage, hoping a group would invite him over.
but alas, he arrived there alone and left there alone. another wasted evening trying to be normal. when will he learn
youtube.com
youtube.com
youtube.com
if you hear anyone in hampstead playing this knock on the door and ytou can come in haha
off to the chinemia to watch a film
sckirrkemfhfing
and you typed all this shit out did you?
He's Irish diaspora
Big scale.
project on (also true tho except i would engage and get rejected)
refuse to believe anyone watches fil;m this late
u just ognf all asleep
diego sat in the corner of a beer garden on a 4 seat table but refusing to let anyone take the other chairs
yes i typed out 3 sentences
Enjoy Mission Impossible lad x
got the Avicii - Levels on
Finally, a good post
They said, come sail away, come sail away
Come sail away with me (lads)
P RO J EC T
ON
(8) LEAN LEAN LEAN LEAN UH UH UH UH (8)
Yo.
gonna see it tomorroa i reckon x
screaming what a melt
more like u final reckon lmao x
He's saving them for his friends Mousey, 190 and Poleaboo
mate’s at work, said i could hang at his place
his mum answers the door in a towel, fresh out the shower
steam still clinging to her skin
“Oh… you’re early, anon.”
she smirks, towel drops *just* enough
“You gonna stand there, or help me dry off?”
WYD?
Fine.
Screaming one of the fat white lads is having a scrap with the smaller black lad
dont like any of them x
diegos favourite joint
say good day to you ma'am and move on
why would his mum be having a shower in his house instead of in her own house?
Set me down.
because he still lives with mummy
straight to the A like in all the videos I watch on the internet
that never ends well for whitey
got a really good milf pov video to watch in a bit thanks for reminding me mate
It worked the last time.
The African kids teamed up on him despite both being a foot smaller and I think one punched his nose, then his older brother came and scared them off, screaming
table for one?
Not gay but id suck a lad off if one hit on me
at mate’s house, he's out grabbing energy drinks
wandering the halls, bored
notice his mum’s bedroom door slightly open
curiosity.exe
peek inside
she’s lying on the bed in silky red lingerie, scrolling on her phone
she looks up, slow smile
“Anon… didn’t expect *you* to come in… but I’m glad you did.”
she sits up, lace clinging to curves that defy her age
“It gets *so* lonely here sometimes… especially with no one to tuck me in.”
she pats the bed beside her, eyes locked on mine
“Close the door, won’t you?”
WYD?
I can't walk properly.
nowt gay about that lad
All in here where there are no heatheryank meltdowns x
they call him diego no mates at his local
bore off you sad sack
looking forward to my bacon and eggs tomorrow morning x
nah they dont know my name
Consensual sex between a male man and a female woman
What's Mousey done to you eh
The other two I understand
he stole his name for a while
Iron fried the little brains they had
they don't allow this any more due to woke
*one of you posts a picture wearing a black turtleneck*
my reply: bro has no jobs and think they steve
what time should u go look for a gay cruising spot
just installed gentoo
this would not bang im afraid
done that freak in
milk duds
i don't consent
Consenual sex between female man and male woman
pea snaps
*checks the schizo sign in sheet*
full house tonight lads wahey
lmao oh yeah
That was funny 2bf. Drove it in to the ground!