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Seriously scared to death:
Good morning
Good morning /med/.
Sam Sulek is in Italy, why don't our Italian friends try to find him and appear in the background of a video?
Kafè.
Reading some doom and gloom news to start the day.
Good morning, sisters.
Going to the doc soon, hopefully things will be alright.
Good luck.
It's okay Magyar-kun.
What's the worst that could happen? Metastasized cancer? You can handle that shit.
Neurodivergent humour
I am tired.
RUDE
Kawa! Cheers!
As Maltabro said
Good luck my man, hope it goes fine.
Inkorlat.
Cacaolat?
Godspeed, little buddy.
Hello frens, the build is complete, I think 27 inches might be too much for me
Good luck hungarianon, I finished Control btw
Peculiar image
I think 27 inches might be too much for me
Not necessarily, you fit it slowly to let the sphincter dilate, also you have to apply lube to make it easier
Or so I've heard
would you?
I might snap today.
That's a nice power strip, the picture not so much.
How angry is your girlfriend going to be when you put a second monitor up on that desk?
Good day med am back, I went to the grocery store, I saw many qts outside on the way.
Also slowed down the car when going to work because 2 cats crossed the road.
Were the cats black.
Zły?
Left-handed? Holy fuck :O
(Btw, looks almost like my config. Nice keyboard)
27"
You'll get used to it and be happy
What happened?
Kind of Girondephobic
I don't think I'll put one desu
Left-handed?
Yes, And I'm in the minority that decided to do everthing with the left hand, so when I'm playing games instead of WASD I use OKLÑ to move and remap everything from there
Nice keyboard
Thanks, but it's a literal 40€ chinese keyboard but mechanichal switches (copies of blue cherry switches) from 6 years ago, the company doesn't even make keyboard anymore
One was brownish, the other was white and grey
For fuck's sake, another general strike and all trains are cancelled for the day, I really needed another obstacle in my piece of shit incel life
Are you already at the train station ?
Does the PC have good specs?
I wouldn't rule out a girl in a wheelchair.
I went to a bar, thankfully I've got a book with me so I can study, but goddamn
Is there a porn video you keep watching again and again when cooming or am I the only one ?
wallpaper
inches too much for me
H-hot. Funny how you resisted the zest I was for so long, even with so much effort from breizhanon, only to surrender to gman.
I'm asking if you have one
I abandoned pornography.
Is it not too noisy to study ?
How do you coom ? Do you have a girlfren then ?
First panel : "here"
Second panel "Are you serious"
Third panel : "Give the money and don't piss me off"
Fourth panel : "Ok bro no worry here"
Fifth panel : "There's no bro, next time I fuck you up bitch" "bastard"
I'm back lads. Thanks for all the good wishes, love you sisters.
Had to wait a lot at the hospital, I was about to go insane when it was finally my turn. They removed the tampons, told me it's better but it still is shite, gave me a small tampon that I can just simply pull out and should do so in the evening. I lost a bit more than 2 kgs since tuesday and I think I'll probably keep losing more but in a much slower pace as I just simply not feel hungry.
Sadly doc told me that I should not lift weights for at least two weeks now. But we'll see how fast I'll improve as I bought some swiss supplement that has a LOT of collagen peptides in it and that should help with my problem. It hurt my wallet a bit as it lasts only 3 weeks and costs almost 40 euros.
Also, things will either turn out fine now, or I'll have to go back again and have to get some veins burned.
27 inches
You'll get used to it. I also thought it was too large when I bought it but now I can't imagine going neither smaller nor larger. It's perfect.
I finished Control btw
Nice. So I assume you liked it at least a bit if you went for a full playthrough instead of just checking out the RT?
Are you going to get in trouble for not attending? Good thing it's not exam day, I guess. Thank God for small miracles and all that.
Have you developed feelings for the young woman in this adult entertainment video production? Is that why you keep returning to it over and over again?
It's Milena Velba
I'm able to concentrate easily thankfully
Hopefully everything will be fine in the end sister
Actually I'm going back, today was my last class of the semester
Merci
Health is priceless
Yes
In fact I don't watch new porn, I have my go-to vida and that's all
Sadly doc told me that I should not lift weights for at least two weeks now
Born to Scharzenegger-maxx, forced to Mentzer-maxx
So I assume you liked it at least a bit if you went for a full playthrough instead of just checking out the RT?
I did, and disabled RT after a while, it's not worth it
Kek
Btw, I have a 32 inch monitor and it’s great for games and videos. I usually put the browser on the left side occupying half the screen and the rest is for other stuff.
Big screens are great to tile windows.
What the actual fuck, catnigga?
Yesterday UK gave away the Chagos islands to Mauritius
Not only that but they will be paying 101 million pounds ($135 million) each year to keep a small military base on the islands
The UK's self-inflicted Trianon.
We gave away territory, have an additional expense to pay every year, and made the Chagossian people furious at us in the process. It is a dark day for Britain.
What’s the possible thought process behind such decision?
Pressure from the UN and international courts, and years of lobbying from Mauritius. The current government saw it as inevitable that the UK would eventually have to give back the islands, so they negotiated a century long lease with Mauritius in return for transfer of sovereignty over them.
What can man do against such relentless evil.
Typical modus operandi of a liberal government. For the same reason Berlin/Brussels wants us to vote for a liberal presidential candidate in the second round, I guess :D
The interview for the possible intern went badly.
obvious CV padding, exposed just by asking “tell me about the time you did x”
CV says he is very concise and direct
never ending rambling while evading questions
raves about a time when he managed a company in part time
it was actually a copying business where he only made copies, other people dealt with the clients
absolutely no idea about what the job was about
apologised about rambling and said it was because he didn’t sleep (he was clearly well slept and trying to deceive)
HR roastie later tells me he applied for some 20 openings at the company
In other news, I never saw the Hr roastie before, and she’s an absolute 25 year old qt.
Next week I’ll be interviewing two girls, let’s hope they’re not fat.
The girls will try to flirt with you, beware
I am tired of living in this damn garage. Noises all damn long and the same shit on TV all-day everyday. I am getting increasingly resentful towards my family and that squawking thing that they just dumped on me to take care of. If I could, I'd leave for the usual walk and never return, and go to God knows where. I am not taken seriously by anyone in here. My words hold absolutely no weight.
How long have you been living in the garage ? How long until the house is built ?
I mean, it went badly for him, not for you.
I got news too, apparently my company is asking people at my level to go to the office, I have a remote contract and I have no intention to go, luckily they can't just change my contract unilaterally and force me to go.
I think they are trying to encourage people to leave instead of firing them, so it isn't really a problem for me because I'm assigned to a project and it makes no sense for them to fire me and find a new person for that project when I'm doing the job just fine.
How long have you been living in the garage ?
Almost two years I think.
How long until the house is built ?
Who knows.
I think it went well. You discovered that this candidate was ill-suited for the position he applied for, and thus can dismiss him without any lingering regret.
Should have been honest instead by answering that he only came to the interview because otherwise his neet bucks would be cut so he had to show up.
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