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mine was made first it's not fair :(
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you should have slapped yourself for thinking you're even allowed to make the thread, yank.
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This is the Dark Souls of gothic architecture
a phone camera doesn't pick up how big it really is
could we all make an effort to post a bit faster please, I haven't got all day
uh poo or something
don't be so stupid I make the new all the time and you love it
name one decent new you've made
I have a photographic memory
I really don't like when he wakes up
woodpecker
New trainers
creepy
2:20am, It's yank power hour boys let's get those funny posts revved up
can't remember
must have been shit
yeah right whatever
I'll be back later
Hanging out
there's been one good yank post in the last month and that's being generous
Im about to watch "The Tenant" by Roman Polanskibergstein. Hold down the fort
nice people with good taste like them :)
wonder if any of the yanks who post here have accidentally spoken like they do here outside of /brit/
called someone mate for instance and gotten a funny look
my edition is a real photo that I took not just wikipedia slop (:
PITY ROCK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
EVERYBODY JUST HAVIN' A BAD TIME
everyday i'm suffering *starts dancing and crying*
yeah I remember when you posted it before and said "boohoohoo someone come smoke a cigarette with me" and no one replied
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listening to elliott smith while i crying
reckon if i was important enough or whatever and the opportunity to turn to corruption presented itself id take it
nothing horrible mind you, just a little bit of extra cash
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right thats me off to work lads x
eating an omelette and crying
well done caught me you freak
there is another poster in my (small) city though, maybe if he saw it we could have kissed
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I've been on the roof of that cathedral
hahaha sucker i dont need to leave for an hour
eating an omelette
GIWTWM
Get the small boats ON our shores
Get the migrants IN our women
What's the cause of the severe divergence in quality of British people? When traveling abroad in hostels, the Brits I meet are either quite enjoyable and funny, or genuinely subhuman, like unbelievably obnoxious and annoying. It isn't even a class thing I don't think because Londoners were amongst the subhuman class of Brits.
love you <3
what's stopping you they're very easy to make
Migrants' bellies full.
Migrants' bollocks empty.
Maybe I'll do it tomorrow it's very late now
whatever.. £>
Luv my pensioners frozen
Luv my migrants pampered
Luv my timmies euthanized
Luv my katies stretched
aren't all countries like that? I've met yanks that have been downright charming and yanks that have been obnoxious arseholes
that's how it is everywhere
Get the migrants fed
Get the migrants washed
Get the migrants medically checked
Get the migrants housed
Get the migrants shagged
Get the migrants paid
No because the worst of other countries aren't subhuman tier like UKians
shall be watching mission impossible this evening
right get the coffee sucked
yank having a think over why some people are nice and some people are not nice
but i need to sleep
See:
you can't make statements like that when florida exists
are hayley starting to look a bit past it now, shame she never did any decent films in her prime
Sorry reverse those reply numbers
I ain't talking about hicks. Hicks I like mostly. The worst of the UK were often from London.
sick to bastard of seeing ukian subhumans outside
well at a certain point it has to he better to get on actual prescribed anxiety medication than be a heroin addict and ruin your life. classic addict move blaming anxiety so he can keep using
haven't got any milk in
tragic
got a little I'm saving for tomorrow
sir kier really looks like the default politician
Today's fit
white Nikes
grey skinny chinos
pink linen shirt
black jacket
Some outstanding banter. Truly worthy of Anon BabbleRoastMe
same jacket as the last fit. grim and incel tier in this weather. get the pink shirt out
dressed like you rape kids mate
It'll go in the bag this afternoon but it's too fresh for just the linens right now
nigga your doctors kills off their patient at the slightest mental elf
pink linen shirt
rucksack
oh no no no double incel tier
I'm wearing Levi's 517 bootcut blue jeans and a Judas Priest t-shirt.
sucking an incel
not digging the colour combo lad
Batberg
NEED more Nigerians moping about in my town centre recording video selfies and babbling away on loudspeaker NOW
make sure they all have like 5 kids as well
this is non negotiable
bootcut
ah yes the most incellious style of jeans
sucking a bootcut
It can double as a stylish tote
Depopulation of subsaharan Africa is non-negotiable for the survival of the White race. Bantus are a bioweapon used by the Jew.
tote bag for a man
had a non-pornk wank last night
was good tbf
this country sorely lacks in wogs riding for various food delivery services on their mopeds
preferably without a license and among foot-traffic
The companies need to be expropriated and the owners hanged.
tottenham didnt park the bus. man u are just THAT bad
Town smells a bit pooey
Could be sewage or perhaps something farmy being driven around
your mum been on night shift?
Tottenham were also bad
It was a very low quality match
shagging a bumbag
My mums dead so thanks a bunch mate
alri commiemong, how have you’ve been lately?
no wonder town smells of shit if her putrid corpse is being paraded around then
lmao what a maroon
ye but theyre not capable of bus parking. ange doesnt defend. they just sat in because they were 1 up in a final. man u are just very poor creatively
you wouldn't believe it i saw a blonde white woman deliveroo driver yesterday
and she was fit too, what is happening!
Manure couldn't win because spuds managed to keep all their players on the field.
starmer’s britain…
probably a cover for prostitution she's doing in her car. get her shagged
could get used to it
gonna have a 2 hour nap because i know the binmen will wake me up without fail
absurd how much noise they make
black females commit more homicides that white males
I saw a black couple with a dog yesterday so yeah it’s very fucking over
lincoln?
they care me
rorke...
nope! wrong!
fact: nobody in britain is happy, everyone is miserable
it's not just the drivers who have changed.
seems like food delivery used to be a joyeous activity for frat boys ordering pizza while theyre high and watching movies but nowadays it's for fat covidbrained hypochondriac workaholics ordering mcdonalds
<3
Can't believe I'm going into the office on a Friday
This is a disgrace
I'm happy
alri plod
Are a bunch of compactly bounded spheres not a 'shape'
They are a bunch of faces connected by points ..,.
frot boys
great job killing the thread now everyone's gone off to wank
rorke on a mad one
Why do you grow distant white boy
Ah yes johntexas from London
why is there no sexy deliveroo driver like sexy pizza guy from times of yore
this little piggy went KAHTEEM KAHTEEM KAHTEEM
all the way home
absolutely cackling at the thought of some ameriboo rorke larper in london typing away in the daily mail comments
need to learn a skill with international demand so I can go to australia/canada and never return to this shithole. I'm thinking electrical engineering
far right breakfast idea: Fash browns
become a plumber. everyone needs a plumber.
bellend stinks of twiglets
if you’re a cute woman (female) aged ≈20 who’s not a total cunt bitch i might be able to help you. otherwise i’d suggest using your eu passport to go to Eur— oh wait
rorke is.... not well
In the gym after 7 pints last night
Bosh
fizzy peach mango limeade
there's always demand for dick suckers
he’s off the meds
off the head
niggas soft as bread
niggas soft as bread
absolutely filthy feeling that
Thinking about female farts.
choose feces cleaner. everyone needs a feces cleaner.
no different from boy farts you woofter
feces
FOY
gonna grab a 7g in a couple hours, dealer opens at 10am
pebble bam
or
be palm ebb
or
lye vamp
or
amp levy
They literally smell different though due to hormones.
how do you find dealers if you have no friends
boy oh boy we have retarded ass zoomers in this thread who don’t know what tails is
you mean like tails from sonic
fuck is you tammat (talmbout)
huh?
get yo poopybutt betel-nut ass outta here
Weed is the cringest drug going, sort your act out
on the sour gorilla myself
brotherrrrrrrrrr learn how to use the internet, puhlease
Flying a patched up dirigible into the Twin Towers at 5 knots.
what you yapping about
rorkes drip
ms rachel and the brown babies
I am a not a Jew
I am a not a Jew
Looooool imagine the disappointment when the t shirt arrived in the mail
Had Morley's last night, not bad
Still seething huh schlomo?
lol
post a picture of your morleys poo and we can all wank to it pretending its amelias
so is the egyptian poster a bot or something
Anyone not pro Palestine is pro genocide and pro israel
Theres no in-between and the people who say "both sides" are pro israe
You dont get to ne neutral when every single politician in your government supports the ethnic cleansing campaign being done by the jews in israel
Listen, i’m not the biggest fan of israel. but it’s fucking crazy how many retards online are justifying the cold blooded murder of two random low level israelis. firstly, the entire point of having a fucking society in the first place is to enforce rules to prevent people from resorting to violence to solve every problem. secondly, murder is in fact always wrong, no matter who does it. thirdly, it’s not like those two have any real influence whatsoever over Israel and the actions its government takes whatsoever, let alone moral culpability. fourthly, even someone who probably does have blood on his hands like netanyahu should be brought to trial in the hague, not domed by some midwit who has taken it upon themselves to be judge jury and executioner. I hope Rodriguez is prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law and any other would be vigilantes are deterred when his bitch ass gets 100 years. Vigilante violence is always wrong and I condemn it completely, and I expect each and every one of you to agree with me wholeheartedly.
yep
I am pro Israel thoughbeit unashamedly so
Sucking a coffee lads
got it from a co worker, before that used my old university hookup
I sure do love british culture
Popping out to the 13 Colonies, you lads want anything?
nominative determinism is real
my country back
muslims have tarnished their reputation so heavily that i do not give a single fuck about Palestinians.
tf
tp
Checks out
rain forecast at 3pm today to stop sunbergs relentless shinetoil
based
wretched troglodyte freak
miserable cave-dwelling nematode
disgusting slug of a man
alri gollum
So you support killing babies and children and pregnant women?
beautiful mushroom creature
Not him but yes I do and I don't support Israel or Palestine
t. Potential serial killer
morning dee lads, it friday, it bank holiday on monday, it King's birthday on Tuesday. lush lush lush lush x
stormwind
My mouth's POV when Emma Watson squats down over me.
leftypol buying the large tray of sushi in his tesco meal deal then packing it into a bento box to bring to toil
this place is fucking awful during the day it only gets good when the toilsmen get home to outnumber the freaks
Hi lads. I have an update on my sex toy debacle.
last night, drunk, extremely horny
wanked for probably 1hr solid
want sex toys
put a basket together on love honey
payment failed
spent 3hr trying things to get it to work
admit defeat at 5am
contacted bankberg, customer services etc today
nothing worked
forced to order from cheaper lower quality bondara
Kinda sad but oh well. Got the following arriving tomorrow :
prostate massager
2x ass styled masturbation devices (I'm obsessed with anal)
lots of lube
condoms
butt plug with slutty diamond
anal douche
And tomorrow I'll order 2 highly realistic dildos; one is about 5.5 inch insertableand the other is about 6 inch. And probably a smaller one as well to practice giving blow jobs.
yeah you keep that to yourself
this is someone's son
Oh he's at it again is he. Great stuff.
I'm going to post my haul later today
Sorry missed this lad as I was having said shit
can't wait until scat porn is made illegal in the united states
I keep getting very tempted to pull the trigger on one of those jiggly full torso sex arses but they're quite expensive and it would mean fully accepting permanent virginity
i shall be having a fruit filed breakfast x
why does janny allow /brit/ to be spammed like this
why do people even spam it
it's ruining everything
Been some real shit (literally) spam here last few days, 77th really revving up the engines
Remember: the UK government does not want to anonymously socialising online with other young men, freely exchanging ideas and information without being identified is dangerous to them
Keir spamming poopy porn to stop us talking is he?
someone was mean to him once on Anon Babble and now he's consumed with what he thinks is revenge lmao
Congolese nigger BBC
How much does GCHQ pay you to do this and how many of you do it?
Who do you report into?
i mean they could easily just pull the trigger on the online safety act and get the whole site blocked
makes one wonder why they haven't done so yet
Literally, yes, that's one of their tactics. There was some govt white paper from years ago that outlined that infiltrating online spaces and rendering them boring or unusable through the repeated spamming of inane nonsense was an effective way to put people off from returning to said communities, because they get bored of them.
tactically converting my standing wee into a sitting poo
hitched.co.uk
Check a few and see what you can find. If anything it makes you more experienced knowing how to fuck at least.
Rorke thinks he will suddenly stop being an incel loser if he moves country
LOL
grow up
Nice thread you guys got going on here
Real talk: its because people have said anti israel and anti jew stuff in this general as well as pro Hitler stuff as well. Also stuff about how mass immigration of non whites into the UK is bad. All the BBC cuck ai shit and now the scat shit is literally someone in the uk government doing it
If it wasn't they all would have been perma banned a long time ago
something something john mcafee
also, >wedding-planning
im gonna fix it rq
There are more stars in the sky than the times I've had sex
it is trivially easy to filter flags lad
if you're phoneposting use the Firefox browser and add custom filters to uBlock Origin, boom you'll never see it again
im here all day anyway they should make me a mod i would dedicate my life to it
it is also trivially easy for the moderators to do their job but they don't do they
Love the little piss streak dribbling down into the bumhole, probably gives it extra flavour
they need a raise 2bh
standard 25% sound good?
well you all wanted poo, now you've got poo. Only got yourself to blame
Anyone else find it easy to mentally filter the spam? JF flag plus the thumbnails he uses my brain doesn’t even process it.
It’s more difficult to filter out the crying and attention he receives from UK flags. Bizarre why they give ziedbelg literally what he wants
right then boys, it's breakfast time. Get your fuel for the morning down x
not interested in this nancy Bluetooth controlled shite to shove up your bum mate I just want a bit titty rubber woman to aggressively shag
they can't permaban him because he's on a vpn
Jews are poo
If I posted that my home would be hit with a drone strike
Alri Catyank
Starmer is an anti-semite now? Umm, based
you are my fire
the one desire
sucking three weetabix
He’s never actually recovered from this, has he?
boys keep swinging boys always work it out
wales is in england
i lived in cardiff and there is a 0% chance any of the somalis speak welsh
good man
*falls wanking to the floor*
why have you got a 2 year old image of somebody's breakfast saved on your pc
It was my own breakfast though I will grant you that's not much better.
corrrrr
Mushy slop
is this it?
are they finally arresting all women?
i've been waiting years for this day!
I think I saw this one, she was a proper cunt. Her son begged the police to let him live with someone else.
why were you having your breakfast at quarter past seven in the evening
I only like weetabix dry
en.wikipedia.org
Absolutely mad what the subcontinent got up to only two decades after we left
I went through a period of eating 5 weetabix as a snack at non-breakfast times but it was easier to describe the image as being of breakfast since I understand that is when most people would eat a bowl of weetabix.
Does it say she’s from Cardiff? Does it say she’s Somali? I know you’re thick Rorke but learn some reading comprehension. You never leave your stinking bedroom anyway how would you know what languages people do or don’t speak?
Hindus were identified by checking circumcision
Genocidal penis inspection day
this is the problem with this viral bodycam shit, all the buildup to just before the use of force is usually cut out so you don't get the context of the "innocent member of the public" being an abhorrent aggressive cunt
*yawns*
kissinger and nixon were based on this
Genuinely mental how evil the British empire was LMAO
Imagine China just invading Europe and drawing ransom straight lines on the map to divide up countries, paying no heed to ethnic groups or religious or linguistic differences lol, would be a shitshow
what other muslims live in wales apart from the somalis in cardiff
pondering going semi-vegetarian
i love pork but pigs are smart fellers
got no qualms eating poultry, they're dumb as bricks but mammals deserve better
wanking a poo with my arse
"It's a shame both sides can't lose"
- Kissinger on Pakistan/India conflicts
The reason Nixon hated India is because their government was haughty Brahmins who treated Nixon like shit because he was the son of a grocer.
Get the slags posted
Yeah 0 others mate. Well done. You know every Muslim in Wales, what language they speak and everything. Amazing. Mong.
this is why i dont have sympathy for muslims in places like gaza or wherever
they are more than happy to do the same thing
Looks like the result of Elton John's gag reflex
Retard take. People born outside India aren’t considered within the caste system.
you'd like that wouldn't you you awful coomer
Would be nice to have a wife
"It's a shame both sides can't lose"
wrong
that was about iraq and iran
AAAAGH yuo bloody basterd you have drawn evil dark magic lines on map, I MUST butcher murder and rape millions of my ethnic neighbours, this is all Britain's fault!!
Third worlders genuinely think like this
PPPOOOOOOOOO NNNNNIIIIGGGGGEEEERRRRRRR
i wonder what a slug down the dick hole feels like
isn't there some kind of jungle leech that crawls up the urethra?
The gushing piss at the end really turns me on, think I'm just more of a piss fetishist myself desu
Ah I suppose you are just more intelligent than the most intelligent POTUS.
Speak to Indians in the UK and Brahmins will describe themselves as 'upper class' (In the UK system) on account of themselves being Brahmins. They do apply it abroad
which lines did they get wrong
It's a (very) small fish
Only one confirmed case of it happening
good on her for losing the weight but that's still gross
and where would one find that small fish?
Back in the day Diego would be here getting his techno youtube links and slag images prepared
But you lot bullied him away. Because you love trannies, happy hardcore and satan instead of women, techno and God
wanking, I said WANKING
Candiru it's called. Sounds like a Jap fish but it's actually native to South America.
my new phone is so fast. 120hz screen is a game changer and it’s making me slightly motion sick even
120hz screen
phone
for what purpose?
Ah yes the famously peaceful Europeans, they’d never have bloody territorial or religious disputes would they LOL