Our Greatest Ally edition
/cum/ - The U S of A
odds shower
evens stay stinky
sexo con cum
my old fapphone still works even after 7 years
miami
TOP KEK.
you fucking schizo sperg kek.
Excuse me but what’s so funny about that???
im the miamincel
Ask her for a cashmeet
surrounded by latinx bunda
you don't suffer
how do your feet look?
neighbor is a hot momma
correcto
miami
Bieber and Kanye need to link up
ewwwwuh a goshcel just replied to my post he's a pedophile who wears panties
kek i broke the jeet so hard yesterday with a single reply. now i feel bad
Don't worry, it's not hard to do
I thought Bieber died
hmm
Bitch after trying cigarettes and zyns I'm convinced nicotine is a psyop cause there's no way you can get addicted to this
Would be a shame if I ran across your floor at 3 AM as you get up to take a piss then I disappear into a dark corner
Is that a milipede?
the things you own end up owning you
One time I had a cockroach come out of the shower drain. Like what the fuck
everyone's brain chemistry is different. like there's lifetime alcoholics who can't go an hour without drinking something...but I just don't care about it. I drink a lot of caffeine/coffee though
Cigarettes are awful, you should be happy you're not getting addicted to that
without saying hi to me? yeah it would.
keep eating those earwigs. earwigs are the jeets of insects.
Having a smoke is nice but I do not smoke every day.
Certified bruh moment
These mfs are hard to kill.
No they're actually called a House Centipede. some of them can get pretty damn big
met a bitch named sunday
Time to sleep
Goddess ignored my message
If eats other bugs that probably means it's good for your house
Does she pronounce it sundee or sundae
HELL MAN
I need to fuck a latina now
This is terrible news, it's never acceptable to name your kid after a day of the week.
My big brother told me their vagoogys smell like a taco
That could only make me want them more
It's kind of insane how white worshipping hispanics are
You can name your kids anything now. I have a low-key hankering to someday name my future son Mountain.
caitlin clark is kinda hot
Terrible idea, people will just call him "Mountain of Shit" or something
I'm much more a fan of Cameron Brink.
Would you consider Jason more of a "nu-male" or a "metrosexual"?
No car for tomorrow idk what to do
If racemixing is bad then why can we attracted to people of other races
she has terrible feet doe
Hordes of feral hobos and freaks coming up to Oregon for the summer. Cali you WILL pay for this
This bitch got legs for days.
IS DAT SOME CAMERON BRINK
Not an issue
Goddess
Jason?
Schizojeet?
Pakileaf?
Brian?
Denounce schizo?
DiStefano?
I could take them all in a fight
wash your face greaseball
one will protect you the rest will attack you
Brown Monday
semen
wash your penis
Do you guys have your Summer body ready?
WHY IS THE INTERNET SO FUCKING SLOW TONIGHT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
It's slow here too. I thought Fido was just throttling my data.
Because you're gay
It wont be ready until next summer but i am working diligently
he's the hero /cum/ needs
I'm rusted from the rain.
he did the needful...
its raining bro
JEETED
Hallelujah
These people did not deserve to die, and you're a psycho for posting this.
Why not find a funny story of them getting deported or something? It doesn't have to be so edgy
Free Luigi
t. laughs about babies being firebombed in gaza
I do no such thing
People with this haircut should be killed.
Thank god. State sponsored murder of black babies was always wrong, now America can enjoy a massive surge in their afro american population. You guys will be on Jupiter by 2040.
yes you do
saaarrr do not redeem the car
get the non white babies aborted ASAP
Why are we going backwards?
Good news: our Supreme Court isn't completely retarded
where did iceland go did he get bullied off
Probably just busy at work
Catholic Schools receive public funding in Canada. You get to choose where your taxes get sent, Catholic or Regular.
Planned Parenthood is black genocide!
That's just Ontario though isn't it
That's a good compromise, but our constitution prohibits this, and I doubt we'd give taxpayers the choice
watching destiny
love to see to k*ke israeli ambassadors get POPPED
I went to catholic school, so I didn't have to go to school with Muslims and Indians(except a few catholic ones). And I'm am grateful for that
and that's a good thing!
wow so you went with flips instead good job
Elias Rodriguez
Shiloh Hendrix
Luigi Mangione
These are the heroes we need
I wouldn't have been able to handle not being able to wear clothes of my own choice.
idk but i think schizojeet got b&
Being American sounds exhausting.
Mostly whites and many flips, but that's much better than what was at public schools
flips are based
i love flips
Tell me about it
kek please tell me there's a video of this
Where'd the dog torturer go?
Drop it
Stepped on one of these once barefoot in the dark. Very weird sensation.
I'd squeal
technically he is spamming/flooding, perhaps someone should alert our precious janjan
It's literally the first result on YouTube when you search, "Wendy's freakout."
youtu.be
Horrible parenting results in this kind of behavior, and then she's a parent too obviously
dey jus need mo money fo dem progums
Why are they so loud?
Shittok added images to the comments and it made it so much worse
comfy day playing stalker
Damn, every day I see more and more chud-tier comments in social media. I wonder why.
Entitlement, and no one telling them to be quiet
Why did Orange Man reverse the Tiktok ban? It's almost as if he likes the Chinese or smth.
He likes "Trump"
im tired of being a brokie
work harder. you know when i was your age i got my first job with a smile and a firm handshake. 45 years later i retired from that same job with a house worth $1.4 million and a transgender grandson. life works out if you work it out.
As soon as it happened, I knew it was one of them despite being totally dark. They have a lot more juice inside than you'd expect...
LOVELY RITA
METER MAID
MAY I INQUIRE DISCREETLY
WHEN ARE YOU FREE TO TAKE SOME TEA WITH ME
When I was sixteen i had to beg for work in the hole
baddies hit me up
There were no incels in the 60s.
Why?
Men could actually approach women!
t. Shia LaBoeuf
Guys I have something I need to admit...
I pay rent...
elden ring movie with al*x g*rland
GRIMstone
Alex Garland has made some kino though
28 Days Later
Ex Machina
Annihilation
Sunshine
The Beach
All kino
Millennial or Zoomer?
98 zoomie
Civil War was doodoo
28 Days Later
that was Danny Boyle
A24 slow burn ahh adaptation, how will the zoomies watch it?
Written by Alex Garland
I didn't see that one because the subject stresses me out too much
zillennial getting rentcucked already
My condolences
hundreds of thousands of children have been killed by israel since october 7th
if you support i*rael you support killing babies
Fuck Gaza
I didn't see that one because the subject stresses me out too much
Spinny-esque posts
t. baby killer enjoyer
explain to me this
why exactly am i supposed to love a group of people that absolutely despises america and curses it at every opportunity?
if anything it seems to me like cuckhold behavior to love islamists that despise you
now on the other hand we got a group of people that is quite cordial
hmm who should i pick
schizojeet on his VPN again wew
group of people that absolutely despises america and curses it at every opportunity?
That's the jews
westerners loving islamists is like a sheep loving a wolf
westerners loving islamists is like a sheep loving a wolf
loving Islamists is like loving someone who stabs you in the front. Loving Zionists is like loving someone who stabs you in the back instead. Both are stupid.
i hear a fire alarm.
trying to remember how the whistles go, any help is appreciated
I do not care what happens in the third world terrone scum
terrone melty
@gronk is this real
Elias Rodriguez :)
Terrone gives me Italian shame
how cute of you
yall dont care about human prosperity
you just got a fixation with the jews
not everybody is so stupid to believe your bollux
She's hot why pretend otherwise?
Tel Aviv will be a smouldering ruin with the corpses of hundreds of thousands of dead k*kes soon.....
Why? He's Israeli.
the black man and the white man will unite under a shared hatred of jeets
Tel Aviv will be a smouldering ruin with the corpses of hundreds of thousands of dead k*kes soon.....
be White
get Deported
ive never even been to israel you fag
not everybody has your ridiculous hate boner for israel
Am I supposed to know who these people are?
we don't have the trampoline anymore
everyone on planet earth that isn't a j*w hate j*ws and i*rael
He sides with third world countries because he looks like them
ive seen better looking milf escorts here
I need money nigga!!!!! FUCK!!!!
never seen a woody Allen movie.
america and israel are not first world countries lmao
I'm suffering as a brokie
Neurotic middle aged jewish man dates 20 year old shishka ingénue that's out of his league. It's the same movie over and over again
america and israel are not first world countries lmao
why exactly am i supposed to love a group of people that absolutely despises america and curses it at every opportunity?
enough about kikes
i love a mallard like the duck they’re one of gods most beautiful animals
I like reading boomer schizo comments on fox news articles
I hate him. I like radio days though
Tore down an old play set at auntbergs today
you see that fockin head come apaht?
orange man supporter that moved to america from denmark, he fucked up his paperwork in 2015 when he tried to become a citizen and recently got arrested and detained under orange man's new policy, rightoids are freaking out because he's white and they think he should be judged differently despite getting exactly what he wanted
terrone had a melty over this dude getting deported earlier today btw
Adam Sandler movie
Crass middle aged Jewish man dates 30 year old shishka bimbo that's out of his league.
Sensing a pattern
the guy who burned down josh shapiro's house is a hero
FUCK YOU ANTI WHITE FAGGOT
A DANE WHO MOVES HERE TOMMOROW IS MORE AMERICAN THAN N*GS AND S*ICS WHO HAVE LIVED HERE FOR HUNDREDS OF YEARS
AMERICA = WHITE EUROPEAN
NOT BROWN
NOT BLACK
NOT JEWISH
WHITE
I wish this was captured on a highspeed camera it would be so interesting to see his head come apart in slow motion
Do you like how much they rape?
the only one of the regular spergs ITT who doesn't melt down is Jason, somehow. Jason, Spinny, Tyrone, Brian, schizojeet, etc. all have regular meltys.
they're the family of the first white person of the 300k deportations taken place this year.
no small wonder why they're a media sensation
Elias Rodriguez won't be the only one
many people like him will be forthcoming
just keep that in mind jew :)
redditleaf got banned
Oh that's too bad
you can slow down the playpack speed and see some more detail, obviously not the same but still weird to see
Every image of terrone looks like the thing from Monsters Inc
Who is Tyrone and I never seen spinster have a melty I barely see her post anymore
Why are you spreading evil
welcome back king
He is NOT gonna like this post
Robert Bowers :)
I already did
just kissed a girl.
for me, it was when that goblino brony used the shotgun and his mom came in the room after
schizojeet is still here tho, your flag is sure to send him into another full blown meltdown
Did you like it
jason was having a constant melty all today about icelander, since his CSAM addiction is worse linking animal abuse
this jew is gonna have a melty when Luigi and Elias get a hung jury and get off Scott free
everybody hates j*ws and want i*rael wiped off the map
Guys I need help. I can't stop watching IMWF = Icelandic Male White Female porn. It's just so delicious to see that BWC prenetate tight pink pussy.
No I realized that I'm only comfortable kissing other men
You know, I've been watching this show called Hacks and it's very jewish.
Like, there are a lot of thinly veiled jabs at Christianity and Catholicism. At some point the director of that Sausage Party movie shows up and says he is jewish and later that he is a white man.
Terrone is an Italian who rants about Jews, Israel, and Trump 24/7. He also reuses the exact same images when he insults you
Oh look, the guy posting dog torture is back from his permanent ban. Seems like goshpedo is having another spergout over Jason too.
kekeroo
Only white person on the bus yet again award.
Icelandic Male White Female porn
...what?
I’m uglier than terrone
Hello Samuel, we've been trying to get in contact with you about your car's extended warranty. Please respond to our emails or voicemails.
you can't just go on a genocide/ethnic cleansing campaign and expect planet earth not to hate you j*ws
it's not a country you are going to get kicked out of next, you are going to get kicked into the next life....
what's the ethnic makeup
That's not my name
goyrone is seething
yes, very much. can't wait to see her again.
he didnt even shoot a jew you retarded hick
it ended up being two christians
Battle of westpoopcreek (2025)
*gapes your butthole*
This country is so grim
Bombing hospitals full of innocent children ?
that might lead to people taking matters into their own hands j*ws....
Remember that brown kid who made a clock that looked like a bomb and he got in trouble for it and the media rode his ass and he got to visit the white house and show Obama his bombclock
they were j*ws
Chinks, jeets, and one lightskinned black man.
I do.
ted turner is a very interesting person to me
inherited his fathers billboard business after he commited suicide where it was worth 1 million
grew to be one of the wealthiest people on the planet
socially progressive, founded CNN
but basically invented professional wrestling
bought the atlanta braves and turned them around from being trash to being one of the best teams in the nation and winning the 1995 world series
radical environmentalist, created captain planet
was once the largest private land owner in the US, used his land to bring back the bison from the brink of extinction, he is the reason you can buy bison meat at the grocery store now
thought to have funded the georgia guidestones which were seen as "americas stonehenge" which depending on who you ask were a satanic, pagan, or christo-fascist momument
but funded the movie Gods and Generals which is largely seen as confederate propoganda that perpetrates the lost cause narrative
yeah IMWF
this summer might lead to a light of deadly events for j*ws and israel :)
that stunt happened when i was in high school.
yeah, king nigger (president obama) was such a piece of shit
This summer might be your last.
hey retard couldnt you have gone after this jew instead of killing christians
I had a good life. Thrice I ate berries and once a pear.
Then he moved to Dubai or some shit lmao
we should double aid to israel just to spite terrone
Eating slommi and some gouda
you could die before even getting up from your gamer throne and getting a glass of water
Based sleigh bells enjoyer
Cheers lad.
51st STATE!!!!
Opinions of israel across europe:
Germany: 22% favorable, 59% unfavorable
France: 19% favorable, 57% unfavorable
United Kingdom: 19% favorable, 60% unfavorable
Italy: 12% favorable, 61% unfavorable
the people living in your vassel states hate you j*ws
better watch out :)
not watching this brown slop
You really want to give millions of jeets access to move anywhere they want in your country?
how do you know they're chinks? aren't there koreans and japaneseses too
Question for black anons: why do you guys always have a cellphone held up to your ear even when you're not talking on it at all?
fuck you gonna do, terrone
Apparently the female Israeli agent who was shot has spent her whole life organizing left wing anti-white activism. Hasbara rats trying to meme this as an act of anti white terrorism will ignore that.
A recent Penn State poll found that 82% of Israeli Jews support expelling Gazans, 56% back the ethnic cleansing of Israeli Arabs, and 47% favor killing all Gazans in cities taken by the IDF.
Apparently the female Israeli agent who was shot has spent her whole life organizing left wing anti-white activism. Hasbara rats trying to meme this as an act of anti white terrorism will ignore that.
He is going to keep saying he's white
This man is just as brown as terrone. LIterally brown on brown crime
the parable of the scorpion and the second scorpion
Americans don't realize how many jeets would be joining their country if Canada ever became the 51st state. Recently Florida proposed a Canadian Snowbird amendment to allow leafs who own property in Florida to stay there longer with a Canadian passport. This news was trending all over INDIAN news websites, Jeets licking their chops just waiting to live in America. It's the same how tens of thousands of them will struggle and sacrifice just to get a Canadian visa so they can drive into the US and never leave.
israelis are considered MENA by the US census
italians are considered white by the US census
:)
How do I stop my rice cooker from burning the bottom layer of rice like this
they cant be any worse than nogs
boo hoo
i say theyre welcome
i think the florida initiative is a good thing
why are you left-wing? italy is right wing
Jeets go where the most gibs are, currently that's Canada. They'd have to work harder in America and risk getting shot for their shitty behaviour.
Okay how does that change the fact that you two could be twins?
never touched a rice cooker in my life.
are there really people out there too dumb to cook rice?
I live in Richmond, BC. Most people here are Chinese.
I am a national socialist which transcends the phony left/right paradigm
same thing happens with me
you can make it a bit better by adding more water and adding oil
or you can make the rice on the stove and not have to deal with that at all
why bother with that when rice cookers are so much more convenient
in asia theyre practically in every household
stunning and brave
but if they were some other type of east asian, could you tell
I was in Surrey last year, it was filled with jeets. Richmond is mostly changs. Coquitlam seems to be where the affluent changs and lefty white cucks all live.
they said you were left wing that you hate trump
you have no friends and are a virgin
the alton brown method of cooking rice results in a better flavor and texture.
Usually but not always. Japs look a lot different from chinks and gooks (who look pretty similar). Flips look their own way too.
ooor i can just put in one cup of rice and one cup of water then come back to it in an hour and it's done
literally the easiest shit in the world
it even keeps it warm for you
why would anybody not use a rice cooker
youre just making more work for yourself
yes i hate the orange Zionist faggot
I am economically left wing
what about vietnamese, i live in washington state and we have a fair amount of them
yeah, you can pay money for a single use kitchen gadget that gives you a worse meal
Japanese women look prettier I don't fucking know why Hitler said they were white
I'm tired Hitler
Idk. You are aware that there are a lot of Han Chinese in Cambodia, Vietnam, Thailand, Malaysia, etc, right? Large minorities anyways.
You're all very good boys and i love you
i literally got it for 53 dollars and it's saved me hours
if you cant afford that then youre a brok ass nog
bloody diarrhea
I am economically left wing
midwit detected
why don't you just spend your money at a nice restaurant rather than eating burnt, shitty rice?
Hispanics and Gauls were the last defenders of the third Reich
new
too early
yes
and socially/culturally right wing
Darth Vader kills billions of Alderaanese and nobody bats an eye
Hitler kills 6 million Jews and all of a sudden everyone loses their minds
Huh.
for the price of this rice cooker id be able to go to have three meals at nice restraunts
gee i wonder which is the better investment
and the rice tastes fine
if you want to buy a high quality one that doesnt do that then go ahead
bloody diarrhea
benchod
Right. Like just use the stove, like a white person. Damn.