Circuit City edition
/brit/
fuckass
rorke on the ropes
aye a cooked um
way wood a no?
onyx black oval baton administering a heinous defloration
How do I filter belgium but only in /brit/
looks utterly deranged
wouldn't know the shizos were even posting if it wasn't for tech illiterate redditors telling us they exist
don't be cruel
haha lil timmy seething at home while windrush cronem bash pon guts x
Omds lol
It twist and bulge inside Katy
just filter him Anon Babble-wide, because he hangs about in multiple Anon Babble threads and starts his own too
boards:int;/^Belgium$/
stick that in your flag filter
she'd crumble at the first offering of stable, mid 20s cock she saw
LOL best he cud do
forgot to add "katy" to the filter
there we go. sorted.
LOL Timmy moment
permanent stretchening
haha oh my DAYS
imagine di animal noise she mek wen timmydem tap swc in
wasteman activity
I'm currently working as a full time SWE and only making 120k. My expenses have increased significantly because of rent and insurance spikes, inflation, taking care of family members, etc. and realistically I will need about 200k to live comfortably right now.
screaming imagining that
Anon Babble tier general
Ho!
Am on the night shift!
Yeah let’s go, starmer is fucking based
EW in the safe house as we speak.
rorkebros this can't be happening
unironically based if they actually commit to it
it's not real castration just forcing them to take drugs that kill their sex drive but still probably a good thing
mad how we got to see the eradication of high-trust society in real time.
will never happen too many soft cunts in this country who whinge about everything. just look at the uk reddit they are already crying
Just smoked a fag...and im not talking baccy...
Doin' a bit of hate crimin' then?
listening to led zeppelin
mad how the guitarist was a colossal nonce
katie's hymen in real danger
she's actually joking and is crying out for someone to impregnate her most of the time
Chinwe wiping bits of Katie's hymen off his oversized bbc baton and then re-entering her firm pulsating body
yung jelli gettin ready to meet virgin katie
meanwhile swc timmy playing 'war monsters' in his bedroom
mad how pearl jam is basically cum
innit
pearl jam = cum
band essentially named themselves cum
Evil Irishman
"Bottom of the mornin' to ya"
Holy shit m8. I've never made this connection before
cant tell if you being sarcastic or not, will FOY you for good measure
roaring
Cheeky tip for my fellow Vintedwankers:
"Niihai"
Enjoy
No I'm srs bruv. Feel really low IQ right now
glad i could open your eyes just dont get pearl jam in them
It’s good advice
*Peering through the shower glass at my buddy*
Me: "What are you doing in there? Haha"
Sweeties are shite compared to chocolates. I'd rather an eminem over a haribo any day
youtube.com
:)
Break on through to the other side (8)
Might cum on my own face
You know, for a laugh
hello darling hello sweetie honey
In Islamic law, talaq refers to a divorce initiated by the husband, where he verbally declares the divorce. It is a unilateral act, meaning the wife's consent is not required. The husband may declare the talaq once, twice, or three times, with the third talaq often considered final. Following the talaq, a waiting period, known as iddat, must be observed by the wife, usually around three menstrual cycles, to ensure she is not pregnant.
Me: "I divorce you"
My lovely wife: "Don't say it"
Me: "I divorce you"
My lovely wife: "Please, you don't mean it. Don't say it."
Me: "I divorce -- "
My lovely wife: "Stop!"
Me: "I'm joking, haha"
I feel the same
Mind you sometimes a werthers just feels right
For me it's savoury foods
desperate for some weed
Most men are given the chance to do it with impunity
order some online then
Entering the realm of caramel muddies the waters a bit. Like a Cadbury's eclair.
I'd rather a packet of crisps than cola bottles as well, you're on to something.
they want it
get it legalised
i live less than a 5 minute walk away from the government liquor + weed store
headed to best buy. you lads need anything?
my phone seems to be draining battery far more quickly these days
forced obseletion
5080 super please mate
lads
given you're the racism experts I rely on your knowledge
youtube.com
Rupert Lowe says "We used to call that a Jewish camera but you can't say that these days because it's politically incorrect, because it's so small".
What does that even mean?
Is he accusing Jews of being spies? Is he accusing Jewish willards of being small? I genuinely don't get how a small camera = jewish.
Help me out here.
employed woman exposed
It's not even that much money. All one dollar bills. Can't buy anything with that. Lol
why you watching troon cam sites?
Jewish Camera is old cockney rhyming slam for Keir Starmer
good god those tattoos are hideous
why are women so hideous
latex
yea, a ride to micro center
Stomach needs to look like the cubicles of a shit pub toilet.
was going to go and put the bins out but then I heard an owl and it scared me
any biphasic TED man in?
Owls have been known to attack people and claw out eyes so best to stay safe x
wouldn't have a clue what to say to her
no this is EW
Poppycock
hittin the bonge
She cuts that adorable little belly of hers
alri
she looks like she doesn't know what she's doing so:
"hands on the pump if you're pumping gas ok?"
Why do I have a boner
another day in the untied states
I'm more of a triphasic edward
no, this is EW (witch costume)
corr
order three subway footlong sandwiches
bumboclat
SIR YES SIR
got a stiffy
gas
fffffFFFFFFFOOOOOOY
well she's clearly american isn't she?
they are beautiful and they are our friends
mothberg just clocked in for a shift of flying into the lampshadetoil
which type of tranny is EW?
Heard a theory this was a development for hunter gatherer times so when youre sleeping with the tribe one of you is always awake. It definitely changes with age seems very few old people sleep for 8hr at a time
does morrissey love sandy shaw?
i think you saw an angel
here the pumps have a lock so you can take your hand off and it still pumps
I'm seeing him on Saturday so I'll ask
there's a third type just as common
sexy body, ugly mug
smart money's on that type
isn't that not dangerous cody
ok thank you <3
no you aren't, be quiet
all troons deserve painful deaths, along with their enablers
it's fun
what's dangerous about it
you also pre-pay the amount of gas you buy before you pump it, and it automatically stops when it reaches that amount, is that not the case over there
what does "rottweiler energy" mean, mates?
ordered some pants online and the delivery failed because it needed a signature
get tonnes of stuff left at the door all the time no problem but apparently I need to be home to sign for pants
I love him
but until then they can lick my willie mays hayes
Just drank a potion of drain intelligence
But it comes with other bonuses to make it worth it
Only in stores in peckham and lewisham
Hmmmm
free grub ffam
that sudden change of voice lmao
why do chuds behave like fucking 14 yo?
oh? it offends you? WELL, NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER >:))))
also known as beer
i… am Keir
cunt sounds like frank bruno kek
the blue dress woman is peng ngl
Lmao
because by being moderate and trying to respect both sides, this delusion was allowed to fester to the power it became
Since 2022 or so the anti-trannard brigade has not pulled any punches and the pendulum is swinging the other way
Even Graham Linehan and JK Rowling (who are obsessed with the subject) started their schizo journey by saying they love trannards and are just trying to look out for women's spaces.
Moderation gets you nowhere when it's meeting delusion halfway.
The only viable option is to go all out.
i know its peak incel logic but i can never understand why women celebrate getting pregnant, like well done you got a bloke to spunk in you and some of it worked but why are you parading the fact
sounds like when i burp mid sentence
it's called being happy
gives me the fear. hope if I ever have a daughter she turns out to be a lesbian
erm lesbians can still have sex with men, rorke
what the helly
the claims have been pre-discredited, rorke
'
Facts, gay marriage was legalized just over a decade ago and now we're putting kids on tranny pills. You cant concede an inch
tummy? full of shit.
bum? eager to shit.
me? not happy.
need to up me veggies methinks
my favorite part is when he sings about having the flu during christmas and how it made him paranoid
umm slippery slope fallacy, sorry rorke
Now my soul is troubled, and what shall I say? 'Father, save me from this hour'? No, it was for this very reason I came to this hour.
Finished Higurashi Gou. It was fine. Nowhere near as great as DEEN's series but it's alright. I would give it a 6/10.
Feel constipated and nervously on edge, can't sleep
mad how you can listen to a Smiths song and it will describe the exact situation you're currently in
Really wish I were playong video games right now lads, can't stop thinking about em
higurashi go away nigga
get docusate sodium
Might have a depression pot noodle
I played some Naruto Storm 4 earlier
what games
just built this minevraft hiuse myself
Is there a Smiths song called "I'm a boring twat"
minevraft hiuse
is there one which describes
sent me flying
Dont think they have too many songs about rotting away in the smelly bedroom, living a life of destitute inaction and cowardice
what kind of texture pack is that
it’s called conquest reforged adds like 1000 medieval looking blocks
*checks flag*
he's probably on his 12th stubby
i think the drugs are wearing off
No plans for tomorrow. Just a chill day. Gaming, anime, manga. Bit of housework. Maybe a nap.
I remember being 13 and playing minecraft when it was still beta
looks cool might tempt me back into playing
gfberg doing my head in being single aint so bad
fizzy peach grapefruit lavender limeade
dysgenic
what did you do for your 30th birthday?
I'm only 28 mate
28
Grim. About 8 years past the tranny wall
It ain't too goddamn beaucoup
Chicken's nice and spicy
pleb bagel
or
lag pebble
or
tell a gyp
or
all egypt
having, what some might call, profound regrets about my past behaviours and actions
'
the things i'd do for a yummy little treat right now
take the dogpill again lad?
Had a few cashew nuts. Going sleep soon team.
take the dog's dildo again pal?
nuh uh ! wouldn't even dream of it !
what the helly
t. teacup pig
the Dennis Nilsen of /brit/
Same. My kitchen is such a mess. I've got no clean cutlery, plates, bowls, or glasses because ive not washed up in about 10 days. The kitchen needs a right good clean. Even longer since i've hoovered the house, its a mess. The bathroom is disgusting. The sink is gross. The toilet is fucking foul. The bath/shower is nasty. Not changed my bedding in a month and its horrible, the stink would make any guest sick, if I ever had anyone over. Honestly my house is fucking disgusting. The garden could use some work and all.
caught me!
erm... what the spruce
omg is that real?
thats midnight till 4am for me
got 77 followers on instagram
does this give the girls the "ick"?
disliked water
Definitely
who gives a fuck i don't have any
if she cares then she isn't the one
One of my neighbours commented on my weight loss, mission success.
having greek yogurt with some yummy raspberries
ok back to the papa's mocharia to go
I'm 33. Fat, bad teeth. Insecure. Hate my voice, hate my accent.
Could I make it in Hollywood?
Foy
so lads
your full name and address is...?
maybe as someone who dies in the first 2 minutes of the film
doxxable info xx
Cody O'Flanagan
1488 Trump rd
Sneedville, Tennessee
mommy nonny nonny
6262 sixtytwosixtytwo
Yolanda B. Cool
64 Zoo Lane
Ulaanbaatar
I live at an extremely rare address
proper mad how moo deng poo peng gay porn
742 Evergreen Terrace
He's trying to bait you into "doxxing" yourself and getting you banned.
toby larone
2 gropecunt lane
Trump Heights, Israel
I was thinking as a writer/director but I have no training or experience in either so i'd just do bit parts acting to pay the bills.
HMP Woodhill
Tattenhoe Street
Milton Keyes
Buckinghamshire
MK4 4DA
I just wanted (you)s to be honest sweet
remember posting mr beans address and getting unironically fucking banned for 14 days
what a fucking joke that was lol
I got some heavy downvotes on plebbit today defending are kid Jay Slater.
You mentioned that you're fat and ugly and full of self-hatred - are you also Jewish?
well yeah, we all love the beanlad
Honestly, you could give away your address and fuck all would actually happen.
Is reddit not team jayslay?
No but im open to pretending to be an atheist jew.
LET ME FLY YOU TO THE MOON
MY EYES HAVE ALWAYS FOLLOWED YOU AROUND THE ROOM
BECAUSE YOU'RE THE ONLY GOD THAT I WILL EVER NEED
They hate him. Proper nasty messages about him. I gave them some right sanctimonious shite to fuck with them.
go on then
any wankaholics in
hahahaha
posted my real email thay has my full name in it and no one even emaailed me
Hate my life
yh but you caught me just as I was leaving for guess what? A wank.
Mungo is a Scottish masculine given name and, more rarely, a surname.
haha
What's your porn gallery sites of choice?
the imaginary sex dimension in my mind
caden?
what if hell is the imaginary sex dimension in bruce's mind
gelbooru
I am interested in studying religion at Uni. I find it fascinating. Do you think you would have still become an atheist had you been born under different circumstances?
The new 'eitch
ALL THE TWINKS AND TRANNIES IN THE THREAD PUT YA HANDS UP!!!!!!!!!
Understanding theology is easier if God explains it to you. Ask God for guidance.
could someone please wank me off
*gets in your personal space*
white genocide accusations in SA is baseless, and profoundly racist
what the fuck is happening in south australia?
THANK YOU! I've been saying this for years because that's what Sensible Sentrist Social Scientists have been telling me for years
need my shit pissed on my old bih
should I order the subway footlong sandwiches now or should I wait?
*clicks every youtube link*
these are fucking brilliant
Every good and perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of the heavenly lights, who does not change like shifting shadows.
good video
bruh... Mr Bean should be here soon
Are you getting different sandwiches or multiple same sandwiches?
any thoughts in those stupid little heads heads of yours then?
Get the UK countryfied !!
Totteringham won it, lads!!!!!
Let scripture change your heart and your focus be Jesus Christ and all your problems dissipate
magic isn't real grow up
Not anymore with Christ Jesus protecting you always.
Shouldn’t have had that pot noodle
Why not la?
If we met in real life would you make me fun of me for being a 28 year old virgin
lively wednesday night in 'pool
Where in England is the most bleak industrial wasteland?
hell fuckin yeah
Motherwell
Barrow in Furness
Redcar
Plymouth
if we met in real life i'd take your virginity
ya but so am I
having sex with a prostitute tomorrow
shit is going to be ca$h money dog
tree fiddy to be precise
Some parts of Stoke are legitimately third-world tier. The one saving grace is that it's still mostly native, but as soon as that changes it'll be borderline uninhabitable.
Feel sick and room stinks
19 year old girl in my class telling me she hasnt had sex since November
now id normally be all over that, she fine as hell but i aint got no shot and theres obviously a reason why
Harry Balzac
New Scotland Yard
Victoria Embankment,
London,
SW1A 2JL
that’s disgraceful