Gonna pray for all of you today at mosque

gonna pray for all of you today at mosque

Even me?

Thank you

Thanks man

Thank you very much

Dont muzzies pray 50 times a day? How does that work when you're doing your job?

5 times a day*
You should be knowledgeable about European traditions

Are you going to bomb anyone this morning or just passing by?

i hate muslims

i'm going to violate your mom's vagina

How does that work when you're doing your job?

You are not supposed to hire muslims

The Prophet (ﷺ) said, 'If a fly falls into your drink, dip it into it (the drink) and then throw it away, for on one of its wings is a disease and on the other is a cure (antidote).'

The Prophet (

The Pro-feet mohamma said: "If I was not gay I would not fuck pigs in the ass".

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Once Allah's Messenger (ﷺ) went out to the Musalla (to offer prayer) on Eid al-Adha or Eid al-Fitr. He passed by the women and said, “O women! Give charity, for I have seen that you form the majority of the inhabitants of Hell.” They asked, “Why is it so, O Allah's Messenger?” He replied, “You curse frequently and are ungrateful to your husbands. I have not seen anyone more deficient in intelligence and religion than you. A cautious sensible man could be led astray by some of you.” The women asked, “O Allah's Messenger! What is deficient in our intelligence and religion?” He said, “Is not the testimony of a woman equal to half that of a man?” They replied in the affirmative. He said, “This is the deficiency in her intelligence. Isn’t it true that a woman can neither pray nor fast during her menses?” The women replied in the affirmative. He said, “This is the deficiency in her religion.”

During the pre-Islamic period of ignorance I saw a she-monkey surrounded by a number of monkeys. They were all stoning it, because it had committed illegal sexual intercourse. I too stoned it along with them.

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The Prophet (ﷺ) said, “Allah created Adam, making him 60 cubits tall. When He created him, He said (to him), ‘Go and greet that group of angels, and listen to their reply, for it will be your greeting (and that of your offspring).’ So, Adam said (to the angels), ‘As-Salamu Alaikum (peace be upon you).’ They replied, ‘As-Salamu Alaika wa Rahmatullah (peace and Allah's mercy be upon you).’ Thus, they added ‘wa Rahmatullah.’ Any person who will enter Paradise will resemble Adam (in appearance and figure). People have been decreasing in stature since Adam’s creation.”

Mention was made before the Prophet (ﷺ) of a man who had slept all night till morning (and did not get up for prayer). He (ﷺ) said: 'Satan has urinated in his ears.'

global heights are decreasing
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Human history is a tale of upward trajectories: more people, more wealth, more inventions, longer life spans.

But humans seem to have plateaued in one area and may even be going down. According toa new studyfrom Imperial College in London, the average human is getting shorter.

Praying does nothing for others. It barely have an effect on the delusional prayer himself.
Finding comfort in tradition might not be what is bringing about change you know?

Smartest shitalian...

can you pray for me twice?

Why are you guys so mean in a well meant thread

Go back to your people of geniuses, jogger

How does that work when you're doing your job?

serious answer: only 2 prayers interrupt a 9 to 5 work day (or regular school hours): the 'noon' and 'afternoon' prayer.
some muslims will combine both into one prayer by specifically praying at the time where noon and afternoon meet.
it takes max 10 minutes to perform both. barely any significant time to cause trouble with your job.

In Turkish or Somalian?

What’s your ethnicity

both into one prayer by specifically praying at the time where noon and afternoon meet.

Kek

-ACK

Muzzies are worse than jews

some muslims will combine both into one prayer by specifically praying at the time where noon and afternoon meet.

Das shia dogs

ackshually none of them interrupt 9-5, usually all jobs have lunch break so people pray at that time
stop monitoring me fed

i know you are not genuine

You will be the one to ack yourself given enough time

Why do brown people like to use “dog” as an insult.

Spreading Abrahamic religion is among the most evil thing in existence. Founded in psychotic misinterpretations and enforced with violence and oppression it is still claiming to be the only right leading to good. Century after century it is always wrong and needs to change.

The Prophet (ﷺ) said:
"The black dog is a devil."

I was sitting behind the Prophet (ﷺ) who was riding a donkey while the sun was setting. He asked, “Do you know where this sets?” I replied, “Allah and His Messenger know best.” He said, “It goes and prostrates beneath the Throne of Allah…”

The black dog is my friend.